Does Men’s Hairline Matter?

Barstool Sports

5/28/2025

Dani Jackel | Dirt With Dani

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00:00If your hair is receding, something else is receding.

00:03Welcome back to Dirt with Danny. My name is Danny Jackal.

00:05Today I'm at the Waste Management Phoenix Open,

00:07and there are a lot of hats on people's heads here.

00:09So I'm going to be finding out how bad men's hairlines really are.

00:12On a scale from 1 to 10, one being the worst, how is your hairline?

00:15Listen, it's not bad, but you got the issue.

00:17You know, you got this going on.

00:19You got to own it.

00:19Yeah, I'm not with the...

00:20I go full satellite, just f***ing own it.

00:23You have other hair to compensate too.

00:26Something to grab onto.

00:27That what you grab onto?

00:28Yeah.

00:28Are receding hairlines easy to detect?

00:30No, you got to take the hat off somehow.

00:32And I feel like every time I've met a guy with a hat, I somehow take it off.

00:35Do you think a receding hairline is a turnoff?

00:38Yeah.

00:39Have you ever gone on a date with someone and realized that they had a receding hairline,

00:41and then you were like, oh, I'm not down?

00:43Yeah, definitely like seeing them out at a bar, and they've talked to me,

00:46and I'm like, oh no, like not happening.

00:49Would you want them to get a hair transplant,

00:50or do you think at that point you're just doing too much?

00:52Too much. Gotta go.

00:54Would you consider yourself to be a hatfish?

00:56Yes.

00:56That makes sense why you have two of them on, yeah?

00:58I have two hats on, yes, just to cover my hairline.

01:00Do you want to show us your hairline, or are you just not even going there?

01:03I'm good. Yeah, I'm okay.

01:03Well, there's a reason you have two on.

01:05Yeah, exactly.

01:06What is this hairstyle? This is like the new TikTok hairstyle.

01:08Low taper fade, mullet.

01:09Low taper fade.

01:11Can you guys pull back your hair just so I can see your foreheads?

01:14Do I got a bad hairline?

01:15Well, you guys might be f***ed in a few years, if I'm being honest.

01:18Do you think we'll have bad hairlines in the future or what?

01:20I don't know, they're slightly receding, but I think you're good for now.

01:23We can go to Turkey in like 20 years.

01:26Yes.

01:26Easy fix, you know what I mean?

01:27There's cures for that now.

01:28There's cures.

01:29Are receding hairlines a turnoff?

01:32Yeah.

01:32If your hair is receding, something else is receding.

01:35Once a hat comes off and you're like, ooh, it's all dry.

01:39It's dry.

01:39Desert down there.

01:41On a scale from 1 to 10, 1 being the worst, what would you rate your hairline?

01:46Probably 6.

01:48That's passing.

01:49Yeah.

01:50Are we allowed to see what's underneath?

01:51I got stiff.

01:52No, you got a head of hair.

01:54You're asking the wrong gentleman that question.

01:56How bad do I want my hairline 1 to 10?

01:591.

01:59Would you consider yourself to be a hatfish?

02:01I wear my hat quite a bit, but I'm not ashamed of it.

02:05If they want to see the receding hairline, I'm down.

02:07The girls are starting to own up to it.

02:09There's more surface area for her to lick.

02:10Plunger, maybe, and just kind of...

02:12Kinky s*** right there.

02:13Whatever we got to do.

02:14Are receding hairlines turnoffs?

02:16Yeah.

02:17Why is that?

02:18I'm not into bald guys.

02:19I need something to run my hands through.

02:21It's getting old.

02:23You don't want a dill?

02:24He's a sugar daddy, yeah.

02:25What if he's a sugar daddy with a receding hairline?

02:27Depends how much you're talking.

02:29On a scale from 1 to 10, 1 being the worst, what would you rate your hairline?

02:341.

02:35Do you have anything up there?

02:37Nothing.

02:38That's easier.

02:39You probably could grow some if you wanted, but you just gave up.

02:42I gave up, yeah.

02:43Cool.

02:43Well, keep it up.

02:44I mean, you probably will.

02:45Are receding hairlines that turn off?

02:46The dad bod is in.

02:47So you're down for a receding hairline?

02:49Yeah.

02:49Depends on how they style it.

02:51Would you consider yourself to be a hatfish?

02:53I don't think so.

02:53You know, everybody always thinks that I am because I wear a hat a lot, but I just like wearing a hat.

02:57Can you prove it?

02:58Can we see?

02:58Take a look?

02:59I don't think we're hatfishing.

03:00Oh, you're not.

03:00Yeah.

03:00I thought you were hiding something for a second.

03:03No, not at all.

03:04Would you say you're a hatfish?

03:05Absolutely not.

03:06I'd never even heard of that before, actually.

03:08Okay.

03:10Oh, you thought that was funny.

03:13It was funny.

03:13I thought it was funny.

03:14It was.

03:15Okay.

03:15Have you ever came into contact with a hatfish?

03:17Yes.

03:18It was with my cousin.

03:19She's like talking to this man.

03:20The second he takes his hat off, I'm like, we gotta go.

03:23Would you consider yourself to be a hatfish?

03:25Does that mean like if I take my hat off, then it's not great?

03:28Yeah.

03:28I don't think so.

03:29Yeah, you've got a flow.

03:30I think it's decent.

03:32You never know what's underneath the hat.

03:33No, I'm good.

03:34I got all my hair.

03:35Compensate for the short king vibe.

03:37Yes, ma'am.

03:37Five six.

03:38I love it.

03:38Have any of you ever been hatfish?

03:41Oh, for sure.

03:41They hide those receding hairlines under their hat.

03:44On a scale from one to ten, one being the worst, what would you rate your hairline?

03:48About a seven.

03:49That's a pretty high ranking.

03:50Can you prove it to me?

03:51Yeah, it's pretty f***ing bad.

03:53Okay.

03:53Pretty bad.

03:54One was being the worst, but so.

03:55Oh, worst.

03:56So about a three.

03:57Okay.

03:58There we go.

03:58There's a correction.

03:59Are you guys able to detect a hatfish?

04:01Yeah, I think you can tell.

04:03How so?

04:03They don't have no hair, like hanging out.

04:06F***ing nailed that one on the head.

04:08On a scale from one to ten, one being the worst, rate your hairline.

04:12Seven.

04:12Do you think that they're hatfishes?

04:14Uh, yeah, right now.

04:15A little bit.

04:16Just a little.

04:17That's it?

04:18That's your f***ing prank?

04:19I'm not pranking you right now.

04:20It's not very good.

04:21This is my uncle, by the way.

04:22I'm the hot uncle.

04:23My creepy uncle.

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