Dani Jackel | Dirt With Dani
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00:00If your hair is receding, something else is receding.
00:03Welcome back to Dirt with Danny. My name is Danny Jackal.
00:05Today I'm at the Waste Management Phoenix Open,
00:07and there are a lot of hats on people's heads here.
00:09So I'm going to be finding out how bad men's hairlines really are.
00:12On a scale from 1 to 10, one being the worst, how is your hairline?
00:15Listen, it's not bad, but you got the issue.
00:17You know, you got this going on.
00:19You got to own it.
00:19Yeah, I'm not with the...
00:20I go full satellite, just f***ing own it.
00:23You have other hair to compensate too.
00:26Something to grab onto.
00:27That what you grab onto?
00:28Yeah.
00:28Are receding hairlines easy to detect?
00:30No, you got to take the hat off somehow.
00:32And I feel like every time I've met a guy with a hat, I somehow take it off.
00:35Do you think a receding hairline is a turnoff?
00:38Yeah.
00:39Have you ever gone on a date with someone and realized that they had a receding hairline,
00:41and then you were like, oh, I'm not down?
00:43Yeah, definitely like seeing them out at a bar, and they've talked to me,
00:46and I'm like, oh no, like not happening.
00:49Would you want them to get a hair transplant,
00:50or do you think at that point you're just doing too much?
00:52Too much. Gotta go.
00:54Would you consider yourself to be a hatfish?
00:56Yes.
00:56That makes sense why you have two of them on, yeah?
00:58I have two hats on, yes, just to cover my hairline.
01:00Do you want to show us your hairline, or are you just not even going there?
01:03I'm good. Yeah, I'm okay.
01:03Well, there's a reason you have two on.
01:05Yeah, exactly.
01:06What is this hairstyle? This is like the new TikTok hairstyle.
01:08Low taper fade, mullet.
01:09Low taper fade.
01:11Can you guys pull back your hair just so I can see your foreheads?
01:14Do I got a bad hairline?
01:15Well, you guys might be f***ed in a few years, if I'm being honest.
01:18Do you think we'll have bad hairlines in the future or what?
01:20I don't know, they're slightly receding, but I think you're good for now.
01:23We can go to Turkey in like 20 years.
01:26Yes.
01:26Easy fix, you know what I mean?
01:27There's cures for that now.
01:28There's cures.
01:29Are receding hairlines a turnoff?
01:32Yeah.
01:32If your hair is receding, something else is receding.
01:35Once a hat comes off and you're like, ooh, it's all dry.
01:39It's dry.
01:39Desert down there.
01:41On a scale from 1 to 10, 1 being the worst, what would you rate your hairline?
01:46Probably 6.
01:48That's passing.
01:49Yeah.
01:50Are we allowed to see what's underneath?
01:51I got stiff.
01:52No, you got a head of hair.
01:54You're asking the wrong gentleman that question.
01:56How bad do I want my hairline 1 to 10?
01:591.
01:59Would you consider yourself to be a hatfish?
02:01I wear my hat quite a bit, but I'm not ashamed of it.
02:05If they want to see the receding hairline, I'm down.
02:07The girls are starting to own up to it.
02:09There's more surface area for her to lick.
02:10Plunger, maybe, and just kind of...
02:12Kinky s*** right there.
02:13Whatever we got to do.
02:14Are receding hairlines turnoffs?
02:16Yeah.
02:17Why is that?
02:18I'm not into bald guys.
02:19I need something to run my hands through.
02:21It's getting old.
02:23You don't want a dill?
02:24He's a sugar daddy, yeah.
02:25What if he's a sugar daddy with a receding hairline?
02:27Depends how much you're talking.
02:29On a scale from 1 to 10, 1 being the worst, what would you rate your hairline?
02:341.
02:35Do you have anything up there?
02:37Nothing.
02:38That's easier.
02:39You probably could grow some if you wanted, but you just gave up.
02:42I gave up, yeah.
02:43Cool.
02:43Well, keep it up.
02:44I mean, you probably will.
02:45Are receding hairlines that turn off?
02:46The dad bod is in.
02:47So you're down for a receding hairline?
02:49Yeah.
02:49Depends on how they style it.
02:51Would you consider yourself to be a hatfish?
02:53I don't think so.
02:53You know, everybody always thinks that I am because I wear a hat a lot, but I just like wearing a hat.
02:57Can you prove it?
02:58Can we see?
02:58Take a look?
02:59I don't think we're hatfishing.
03:00Oh, you're not.
03:00Yeah.
03:00I thought you were hiding something for a second.
03:03No, not at all.
03:04Would you say you're a hatfish?
03:05Absolutely not.
03:06I'd never even heard of that before, actually.
03:08Okay.
03:10Oh, you thought that was funny.
03:13It was funny.
03:13I thought it was funny.
03:14It was.
03:14It was.
03:15Okay.
03:15Have you ever came into contact with a hatfish?
03:17Yes.
03:18It was with my cousin.
03:19She's like talking to this man.
03:20The second he takes his hat off, I'm like, we gotta go.
03:23Would you consider yourself to be a hatfish?
03:25Does that mean like if I take my hat off, then it's not great?
03:28Yeah.
03:28I don't think so.
03:29Yeah, you've got a flow.
03:30I think it's decent.
03:32You never know what's underneath the hat.
03:33No, I'm good.
03:34I got all my hair.
03:35Compensate for the short king vibe.
03:37Yes, ma'am.
03:37Five six.
03:38I love it.
03:38Have any of you ever been hatfish?
03:41Oh, for sure.
03:41They hide those receding hairlines under their hat.
03:44On a scale from one to ten, one being the worst, what would you rate your hairline?
03:48About a seven.
03:49That's a pretty high ranking.
03:50Can you prove it to me?
03:51Yeah, it's pretty f***ing bad.
03:53Okay.
03:53Pretty bad.
03:54One was being the worst, but so.
03:55Oh, worst.
03:56So about a three.
03:57Okay.
03:58There we go.
03:58There's a correction.
03:59Are you guys able to detect a hatfish?
04:01Yeah, I think you can tell.
04:03How so?
04:03They don't have no hair, like hanging out.
04:06F***ing nailed that one on the head.
04:08On a scale from one to ten, one being the worst, rate your hairline.
04:12Seven.
04:12Do you think that they're hatfishes?
04:14Uh, yeah, right now.
04:15A little bit.
04:16Just a little.
04:17That's it?
04:18That's your f***ing prank?
04:19I'm not pranking you right now.
04:20It's not very good.
04:21This is my uncle, by the way.
04:22I'm the hot uncle.
04:23My creepy uncle.
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