Got Would?
Dani Jackel | Dirt With Dani
Transcript
00:00 Do you have wood?
00:01 What do you mean?
00:02 Like a f***er?
00:04 Welcome back to my channel, my name is Dani Jackal
00:06 and today I'm at the University of Arizona
00:08 and I'm gonna be asking guys if they have wood.
00:10 Wood grooming's body and hair assortment, obviously.
00:12 Which you can find at your local Walmart.
00:14 So head over today or buy now at getwood.com
00:16 because it's time to smell like a better man.
00:18 Enjoy the video.
00:20 Sorry, I just, I had to find the courage to tell you.
00:22 You're super cute.
00:24 I appreciate it. I was thinking the exact same thing I was wondering to ask you.
00:26 Oh!
00:28 Oh my gosh, thanks. Can I get your number?
00:30 Absolutely, yeah.
00:32 Do you have wood?
00:34 What do you mean by that?
00:36 You know. Yeah.
00:38 Oh, you already have wood grooming at home?
00:40 Wait, what?
00:42 Just cause if we were gonna hang out later I was gonna say like you could use
00:44 some of the wood grooming body wash.
00:46 It smells so good. Do you wanna smell?
00:48 Sure.
00:50 It does smell good.
00:52 Yeah. Um, okay.
00:54 Well, I can, do you want, I can
00:56 pick this up from your side? Okay. Bring it over.
00:58 Okay, see ya.
01:00 You know, you're really cute.
01:02 Okay.
01:04 Could I get your number? Sure.
01:06 Are you a freshman? Yeah, are you? I am.
01:08 Cool, what dorm? Uh, I'm in La Paz right here in Highland.
01:10 Oh, nice.
01:12 I'm just going to my academic advisor's meeting right now.
01:14 Whoa, do you have wood?
01:16 Do I have wood?
01:18 What do you mean?
01:20 What?
01:22 Like, get wood pomade?
01:24 That's why I was just thinking like you might wanna like
01:26 you know, before you see your academic advisor put a little gel in.
01:28 I mean, I get just this stuff in.
01:30 I got like this powder. Oh, okay.
01:32 It's so sad that you...
01:34 I mean, it can be.
01:36 Cause you could go to your local Walmart and get some
01:38 some wood grooming's
01:40 body and hair assortment, but I was just
01:42 offering it because you're going to your academic advisor.
01:44 Shit, I'll try it. Do you wanna?
01:46 I'll try a little bit of it. Okay.
01:48 Do you actually want my number?
01:50 Or you just, I'll try it without the number.
01:52 No, I want
01:54 all of you.
01:56 Alright.
01:58 How does it feel?
02:02 Smells good.
02:04 That's a good sign.
02:06 How does it look?
02:10 F***ing hot.
02:12 Whoa, do you have wood?
02:14 Wood? What does that mean?
02:16 You know what it means.
02:18 Yeah.
02:20 I'll give it to you.
02:22 My snap? Yeah. Oh, okay.
02:24 You're asking for my number? Sure.
02:26 Okay. Here.
02:28 So you do have wood.
02:32 You approached me, so yeah.
02:34 Oh, I mean I don't
02:36 I don't really like smell it.
02:38 Like, I was just talking, like wood grooming deodorant.
02:40 Wood grooming deodorant?
02:42 Yeah, I feel like the scent is so great, like I'd be
02:44 smelling it from you, but instead I smell a little pee out.
02:46 So I just wanted to like douse you with some of this.
02:48 But I'm down for your number too.
02:50 Okay. But you know, like
02:52 do you want to use some?
02:54 You think I should? Do I actually stink that bad?
02:56 I mean, moderately.
02:58 You're still hot.
03:00 I appreciate that. Yeah.
03:02 But I'm glad you're
03:04 you know, really getting
03:06 Thank you for getting me right.
03:08 If you like it and you want more, you can go to Walmart
03:10 or just getwood.com.
03:12 Thank you. You're welcome.
03:14 Are you wearing that because of the Roman Empire?
03:16 I'm not. I'm not wearing it.
03:18 Because of the Roman Empire.
03:20 Okay, well, people that like the Roman Empire are cute.
03:22 Very cute.
03:24 So do you like the Roman Empire?
03:26 Well, I don't know s*** about the Roman Empire, but
03:28 Do you want to know s*** about me
03:30 and I can give you my phone number?
03:32 Sure. Okay, cool.
03:34 Whoa, do you have wood?
03:36 What was that? Do you have wood?
03:38 Wood? What are you talking about?
03:40 No.
03:42 Oh, okay. Yeah, no, I can tell.
03:44 It would be very evident if you were wearing
03:46 wood grooming deodorant.
03:48 So, like, I'd be able to smell it, you know, but
03:50 Oh, no, I'm not wearing that.
03:52 No, I know. I just figured I was asking you
03:54 because if not, like, I wanted to, you know,
03:56 do you a solid and give it to you.
03:58 Okay. Because I think you
04:00 Are you giving it to me? Yeah, like, you should be using this.
04:02 Cough, cough. You know.
04:04 Alright. Like, I want your number
04:06 and everything, but, like,
04:08 you gotta, like
04:10 Of course. You gotta, like, stop smelling.
04:12 Because you're a little stinky.
04:14 You're a little stinky, Mr. Empire.
04:16 Thank you, thank you.
04:18 Yeah, I mean, dude, do you have wood?
04:20 Okay.
04:22 Like, no, like, the pomade,
04:24 you just get wood,
04:26 pomade, looks like you need to gel your hair a little.
04:28 I think my hair looks great, actually.
04:30 Oh, well,
04:32 I like guys that have better gelled hair, so
04:34 maybe that's why
04:36 I don't want you anyways, you know.
04:38 Okay, yeah. Yeah.
04:40 You have a lovely day.
04:42 Thank you. I'm gonna go eat some
04:44 Chick-fil-A. You eat
04:46 that Chick-fil-A. I like your PJs.
04:48 Appreciate it. You're kinda hot.
04:50 Yeah? Can I get your number?
04:52 Of course.
04:54 Do you have wood?
04:56 What do you mean? Like a
04:58 f***er? No, like,
05:00 like, you just smell like s***, so
05:02 get wood body wash. I just showered,
05:04 but, um, thank you.
05:06 It's about that number? Yeah, I got you.
05:08 Okay.
05:10 Yeah, no, I just...
05:12 Is this, like...
05:14 Are you just handing out, uh...
05:16 How tall are you?
05:18 Uh, guess.
05:20 Seven. Seven, no,
05:22 like six, seven. Why did I guess
05:24 seven? That's dumb of me.
05:26 Okay, do you always get that?
05:28 Uh, sometimes, yeah.
05:30 Do you think you're, like, sick for it?
05:32 What's up? Do you think you're, like, sick for it?
05:34 Like, sick? Uh, I guess it's, like, pretty,
05:36 uh, repetitive. I think you're sick.
05:38 Like, you're cool. Thanks.
05:40 Like, I want you.
05:42 Can I get your number?
05:44 Oh.
05:46 I'm good. Okay.
05:48 Do you have wood? What's up? Do you have wood?
05:50 Wood? Yo, aren't you, like, one girl?
05:52 Yeah.
05:54 I was gonna introduce you
05:56 to wood grooming, but... Oh, what is that?
05:58 It's a deodorant. Oh, I see.
06:00 And there's a bunch of different hair
06:02 and body assortments, but... Oh, I see.
06:04 Yeah, no, I'm just filming an ad for wood grooming.
06:06 You can head over to your local Walmart.
06:08 You can buy more. Or getwood.com.
06:10 Wood.com.
06:12 Getwood.com. Getwood.com. Yeah.
06:14 That's where you can shop wood's body and hair
06:16 assortment. Sick.
06:18 I am filming an ad. That whole thing was a joke.
06:20 You don't smell that at all. That's actually so funny.
06:22 Like, you don't smell that. Don't take that
06:24 personally. Is it cool if you use that in the video?
06:26 Oh, of course. Yeah, you're good. Don't worry.
06:28 Yeah, sure. I can send it to you on camera.
06:30 Thank you guys so much for watching the video. I hope you enjoyed it.
06:32 Please be sure to give it a big thumbs up, comment below,
06:34 subscribe, and follow me on the rest of my social platforms.
06:36 And don't forget to head over to your local Walmart today
06:38 to buy yourself some of wood's body and hair
06:40 assortment. Or you can buy now at getwood.com
06:42 because it's time to smell like a better man. Bye.
06:44 [Music]