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“Does The Perfect Person Exist?”
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7/31/2024
Dani Jackel | Dirt With Dani
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00:00
You'd encourage your girl to get a sugar daddy so she could get fake a**?
00:03
100%
00:04
Welcome back to Nerd with Dani, my name is Dani Jackal and tonight I'm in Old Town Scottsdale
00:08
and I'm gonna be finding out whether or not the perfect man or woman exists.
00:12
Does the perfect woman exist?
00:14
No.
00:15
Why not?
00:16
I'm saying no matter what, a woman will be annoying one way or the other.
00:20
So they just flat out f***ing suck?
00:21
They do suck a**.
00:22
Like as long as they know how to suck a**, it's fine.
00:24
Right a** too, that's the main component.
00:26
Okay, forgot to add that, yep, my bad.
00:29
Does the perfect man exist?
00:30
I don't know yet.
00:31
I have a man right now that spoils me, but I don't want to date him.
00:34
Why not?
00:35
He's 5'6".
00:38
I don't even want to touch him, so.
00:40
Oh, okay.
00:41
So yeah, he's just buying me like Cartier and I'm like, thank you.
00:44
Does the perfect girl exist?
00:46
I think she does and if you're watching this, I mean, I'm here waiting.
00:51
I've been waiting for you, so.
00:53
So you're just gonna neglect me, huh?
00:55
Oh, I don't know, we'll have to see about that.
00:59
I will say you do have beautiful eyes, so.
01:01
That's a good start right there.
01:05
Awesome.
01:06
Does the perfect man exist?
01:07
Yes, I'm dating him!
01:09
Do you think there's better guys out there?
01:11
Like, let's be real.
01:13
No.
01:15
Does the perfect woman exist?
01:16
Yes.
01:17
Tell me about her.
01:18
She's rich, beautiful, blonde, big a**.
01:22
Big a**.
01:23
What does she do for a living?
01:24
Nurse.
01:25
Like a nurse or like a nerd?
01:27
A nurse.
01:28
That's cute.
01:29
Does the perfect guy exist?
01:30
Yeah, me.
01:31
You're confident.
01:32
Does the perfect man exist?
01:34
I would say so.
01:36
Describe to me a perfect guy.
01:38
Funny, gotta be a little bit smart.
01:40
What's stopping you?
01:41
Let's be real, I go to ASU.
01:43
They just wanna hit and quit?
01:45
Aw, yeah.
01:46
Describe the perfect woman.
01:47
They gotta have a good butt.
01:49
Fake boobs, preferably.
01:50
Okay.
01:51
If the guy needs my girlfriend to talk to him to get fake boobs, sure.
01:56
Would you encourage your girl to get a sugar daddy so she can get fake a**?
01:58
100%.
01:59
Wow.
02:00
Does the perfect guy exist?
02:02
Yes, I'm married to him.
02:04
What a sweet wife.
02:05
Yeah.
02:06
He's got that beady ear.
02:07
Yeah.
02:08
Very good.
02:09
Yeah.
02:10
Just the energy I was talking about.
02:12
That works too.
02:15
Does the perfect woman exist?
02:19
Does the perfect woman exist?
02:21
No.
02:22
Why not?
02:23
They're crazy these days.
02:24
They expect too much.
02:26
What is a perfect woman to you?
02:27
Doesn't need a man to babysit her.
02:29
You're probably hanging out in the wrong spots, my dude.
02:31
Does the perfect woman exist?
02:33
There's a perfect girl out there somewhere.
02:35
I don't know when we'll come across it, but there's gotta be someone out there.
02:37
Does the perfect woman exist?
02:39
No.
02:40
A lot of people get lost looking for perfection, and they never find it because they're always
02:44
idealizing and romanticizing these things that don't really exist.
02:46
But you really need to find the beauty in what's in front of you.
02:49
Why is f***ing worse?
02:51
Describe the perfect woman.
02:52
I think one that is confident in herself.
02:55
Maybe someone that will give you another earring to match that one.
02:57
Yeah, I had one the other day, but it came out, you know.
02:59
Describe the perfect woman.
03:01
Blonde, blue eyes, has something going for her.
03:03
Can't hook up with her brother.
03:05
Does the perfect man exist?
03:07
I think he's standing right in front of you.
03:09
Him, right?
03:11
Describe the perfect woman.
03:13
She knows how to have fun.
03:15
She has boundaries, but no limits.
03:17
She understands what she should be doing and what she shouldn't be doing.
03:19
You ain't gotta really tell her.
03:21
She can also make sure that you're doing what you need to be doing and not doing what you don't need to be doing.
03:25
Does the perfect man exist?
03:27
My perfect man does not make me screenshot every notification that I get on my phone and send to him.
03:34
Oh, you've been hurt.
03:36
Oh, yeah.
03:38
Oh, are you bringing a guest?
03:40
Perfect man.
03:42
He probably won't make me screenshot every social media I get and send it to him.
03:47
No.
03:48
Even though there are guys that are hitting me up, but I don't respond to them.
03:51
That's not in my game plan, no.
03:53
No?
03:55
Since you think he's a perfect man, aren't you guys gonna kiss?
03:57
Oh, God.
04:00
I don't even know what to say, to be honest.
04:02
I really don't like that one.
04:04
Thank you guys so much for watching the video. I hope you enjoyed it.
04:06
And if you did, please be sure to give it a big thumbs up, comment below, subscribe, and follow me on the rest of my social platforms.
04:11
And I'll see you in the next video. Bye.
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