“What’s Your Worst Decision From 2024?”

Barstool Sports

1/1/2025

Dani Jackel | Dani Jackel

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00:00I put a f***ing whole pineapple up my a**.

00:04All you need is a big pishka deal.

00:08Welcome back to Dirt With Dani.

00:09My name is Dani Jackal and tonight I'm in Old Town Scottsdale and I'm going to be finding

00:14out people's worst decisions that they made in 2024.

00:17What's the dumbest decision that you made this past year?

00:19I banged a broad s*** without a condom.

00:23She was $40.

00:24I'm not going to lie.

00:27Wow.

00:29What's the best thing that's happened to you this past year?

00:32Having s*** with the hottest guy alive.

00:34Wow, okay.

00:35You know, you want a big pishka deal.

00:38A big pishka deal.

00:39I mean, what's better than a big pishka deal?

00:43There's nothing better than that.

00:44For my Italians out there, you know, a big pishka deal is all you need, right?

00:49All you need is that.

00:50I feel like you're really hooked on that one.

00:52What's the dumbest decision you've made this past year?

00:54S***ing with somebody with no money.

00:56Okay.

00:57Smoky vibes are just, like, not it, honestly.

00:59Give me an example.

01:00Somebody was like, oh, I have to wait until I get my check and we can go out for coffee.

01:04That's sad.

01:05I'll never do it again.

01:06Coffees nowadays are really expensive.

01:08I mean, like, $10, come on.

01:10What's the best thing that's happened to you this past year?

01:13Oh my God, my back.

01:15I got laid 14 times in one month.

01:19You want to see my back?

01:21I got a big f***ing, oh my God.

01:23They opened my spine up and they tore a tumor out.

01:26I got laid.

01:27I'm still f***ing fit.

01:29I'm here, baby.

01:30I'm f***ing here.

01:32And I'm here.

01:34The boy is not a roller coaster.

01:36My spine is ripped open and guess what?

01:38I'm f***ing here.

01:39And he's a d***head and he's a d***head.

01:42So you got back surgery and you got laid 14 times?

01:45Would they say 14 or 15?

01:47Tell me.

01:4814.

01:49Okay.

01:5014 times.

01:51Nice.

01:52Yeah, it counts a lot of s***, but he's a d***head and he's a d***head.

01:53I know, I got that.

01:54I'll jump to them.

01:55What's the best thing that happened to you this year?

01:57Everything's been great.

01:58I don't think it compares to this guy.

02:00What's the best thing that happened to you this year?

02:02Best thing that happened to me this year?

02:03Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, f***ing shoot.

02:05What's going on?

02:07What is the best thing that's happened to you this past year?

02:10I got a raise.

02:11That's my virginity.

02:12Oh my God.

02:13Congratulations.

02:15How did it feel?

02:16It felt all right.

02:17She was all right.

02:18Okay.

02:19What an unexpected turn that was.

02:21What's the dumbest decision you made this past year?

02:24Asking out this redhead girl that I know.

02:26She said no?

02:27I kind of crashed out on her friend and then she never responded to our plans.

02:31Not probably the right move.

02:33What's the dumbest decision you've made this past year?

02:35I don't make dumb decisions.

02:37Okay.

02:38Be confident and shut the f*** up.

02:40I follow you, mommy.

02:41What's the dumbest decision you made this past year?

02:44I put a f***ing whole pineapple up my a**.

02:47The back, the backside.

02:49You can put a pineapple up your a** this way or this way.

02:53F***ing did it the wrong way.

02:55Sounded like a good time, but it wasn't.

02:58That sounds painful.

03:01Did you eat the pineapple after?

03:05What is the best thing that's happened to you this past year?

03:08I fell in love.

03:09Okay.

03:10Now, what's the dumbest decision you made this past year?

03:13Went back to the girl that I fell in love with after she broke my heart two times.

03:17You're one of those.

03:20What's the dumbest decision you made this past year?

03:23Not shaking my a** enough, so I'm making up for it now.

03:26Okay, good.

03:27Oh, okay, okay.

03:29Wow.

03:30What's the dumbest decision you've made this past year?

03:33I spent $15,000 in two months.

03:36That's impressive.

03:37Peanut Gallery over here is f***ing remarkable.

03:41Oh, okay.

03:42Happy f***ing New Year.

03:44Thank you guys so much for watching the video.

03:45I hope you enjoyed it, and if you did, please be sure to give it a big thumbs up.

03:48Comment below.

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03:52Happy New Year.

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