Dumb B**** At Home Depot!

Barstool Sports

7/25/2023

Dani Jackel | Dirt With Dani

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00:00 (upbeat music)

00:02 Welcome back to my channel.

00:05 My name is Dani Jackal,

00:06 and this is the dumb (beep) at home depot prank.

00:08 Oh no.

00:10 - Oh no.

00:11 - I just dropped my nails.

00:13 Speaking of nails, you should nail me.

00:16 - Oh yeah?

00:16 That'd be pretty sweet.

00:18 - I mean, I guess.

00:19 Do you need these?

00:21 - No.

00:24 - Well now you--

00:25 - I got nailed.

00:26 - Well you can, yeah, exactly.

00:27 - What a great day.

00:28 - I mean, if you need my number instead of the nails.

00:31 - Oh, okay.

00:32 Gotta go.

00:32 - The nails then?

00:33 - Yeah.

00:34 - Okay.

00:35 - I appreciate you, though.

00:36 - Yeah, I appreciate you. - You are pretty gorgeous.

00:37 - Thank you.

00:37 See ya.

00:38 I was wondering where the tools are.

00:39 - Tools will be down 15% to 20%.

00:42 - Okay.

00:43 Do you think they're like brunette or blonde?

00:46 I'm--

00:47 I'm just looking for like the (beep) bags here.

00:51 Isn't that, not what?

00:54 Do you not have them?

00:57 It's the biggest toolbox in America, no?

00:59 Okay.

01:02 I mean, you kinda, I mean, you work here,

01:04 you must fit the criteria.

01:06 Okay.

01:07 Should I get your number?

01:09 - Sure.

01:09 - Okay, cool.

01:11 What's your name?

01:12 - Ben.

01:13 - Ben?

01:13 Oh my gosh, that's my brother's name.

01:15 But I probably won't think of him when I'm talking to you.

01:18 - That's true.

01:19 - Yeah.

01:20 Unless you want me to.

01:21 You know, some people are--

01:22 - Maybe we--

01:23 - Okay, okay, okay.

01:24 Cool, well I'll call you.

01:25 You wanna screw?

01:27 - Do I wanna screw?

01:28 - Yeah.

01:29 - What?

01:33 - Yeah.

01:36 I mean, I think you're cute.

01:37 - Thank you.

01:40 - You're welcome.

01:42 - You just do this, go up to, asking people in stores?

01:45 - I mean, no, but since we're in a tool shop,

01:49 I mean, you look like quite the tool yourself,

01:51 so I figure why not?

01:52 - I'm flattered, but I'm okay.

01:55 - Okay, so you don't wanna screw?

01:57 - Nah, I think I'm good.

02:02 - I mean, you're in the sections.

02:03 I just figure I'd help you out, but--

02:05 - Well, I appreciate it.

02:06 - Of course, I appreciate your face.

02:08 - Okay, you're very pretty yourself.

02:10 - Thank you.

02:11 You don't want my number?

02:13 - Do you want mine?

02:14 - Don't twist my drill, yes.

02:18 - Okay.

02:19 - What?

02:20 - You can take it down.

02:20 - Okay, how do you build?

02:22 - I'm sorry?

02:25 - How do you build?

02:26 - You're joking, right?

02:30 - No, I like, just try to look the part to fit in here,

02:34 because I really just wanna learn how to build

02:37 a little bird's nest for my birdie.

02:39 - I think you're looking for more than building.

02:42 - What?

02:43 How dare you accuse me of something like that?

02:47 Hi. - Oh, sorry.

02:51 - Hi, um, do you wanna screw?

02:54 (suspenseful music)

02:57 Do you wanna screw?

03:00 You don't need it?

03:03 - No, thank you.

03:04 - Oh, I just figured you're like,

03:07 you know, we got a hose, screw, this, no.

03:12 - I'm good, I'm good, thank you.

03:13 - Okay, you don't want my number then?

03:15 - No, thank you.

03:16 - You don't want anything?

03:17 - No, I mean--

03:18 - No part of me?

03:18 - No, I'm good.

03:19 - Oh no, I just dropped something.

03:23 It would be so horrible if I couldn't pick them up.

03:27 Maybe I should get some help.

03:32 Okay.

03:37 You got wood?

03:40 - Yeah.

03:42 - Okay, can I have some?

03:44 I just need to borrow some.

03:48 - It's only, it's only natural.

03:52 - Okay, I just like tools like yourself, so.

03:55 I guess I'm in the wrong section, but.

03:57 I can just get your number instead.

04:03 - If you want to.

04:05 - Okay, cool.

04:06 Yeah, I can probably show you the ropes.

04:12 They'll do something if you're really feeling it.

04:17 Thanks.

04:17 - Seems like it.

04:20 - Okay, bye.

04:21 - Bye.

04:21 - I want a screw.

04:22 You don't need it.

04:27 You already have another tool?

04:28 - Yeah, I do.

04:29 - Yeah.

04:30 Is this, how do I work this?

04:33 - I think you need a...

04:41 Looks like this opens up and you cut along

04:51 the scored line.

04:52 - Can you teach me?

04:54 - I've never seen this before, so I couldn't teach you, but.

04:59 - Okay, so you don't want to hang out.

05:01 Okay, do you need help?

05:06 - Nope.

05:07 - I'm pretty good with my hands.

05:10 - Thank you very much.

05:11 - Yeah, okay, well, see ya.

05:13 Oh, someone wants a screw.

05:15 - I'm just working on getting stuff done lately.

05:19 - Okay, can you add me to your to-do list?

05:22 - Sorry, I got somebody already.

05:24 - Oh, okay.

05:25 How do you build?

05:26 - How do you build?

05:29 - Yeah.

05:30 - What do you mean build?

05:31 - Like a little wooden bird's nest,

05:34 like a little house for my bird.

05:37 - Generally speaking, you can just go online

05:43 and just find and plan for.

05:46 - Oh, really?

05:47 It's just that easy?

05:48 - Yeah.

05:49 There's enough amateur builders who can probably just--

05:53 - You're calling me amateur?

05:55 - Amateur.

05:56 - What are you doing?

05:58 - Just hanging out.

06:00 What are you doing?

06:01 - Working.

06:02 - Okay. - What are you building?

06:05 - Whatever you want.

06:06 - What is this?

06:07 - Maybe a house for you and I one day.

06:08 Thoughts?

06:11 - Not looking to settle down right now, so.

06:16 - Okay, we can build a place to just hang out for one time

06:18 and never talk again.

06:19 - Where'd the camera go?

06:23 - It's right there.

06:24 I'm just (beep) around.

06:25 So I'm actually messing around.

06:26 I'm filming a video, getting people's reactions.

06:28 It's like being a dumb (beep) at Home Depot.

06:29 - Right on.

06:30 I was like so confused.

06:32 - Is it cool if you appear in the video?

06:33 - Of course.

06:34 - Thank you.

06:35 Thank you guys so much for watching the video.

06:35 I hope you enjoyed it.

06:36 And if you did, please be sure to give it a big thumbs up,

06:38 comment below, subscribe to my channel,

06:40 as well as the rest of my social platforms,

06:41 and be sure to go check out the rest

06:43 of the Dumb (beep) video series,

06:44 and I'll see you in the next video.

06:45 Bye.

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