Using Insults To Pick Up Guys

7/18/2024

Dani Jackel | Dani Jackel

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00:00Welcome back to my channel, my name is Dani Jekyll and today I'm at SDSU and I'm gonna be insulting guys and then getting their number.

00:05You know, you totally strike me as like a Frappuccino boy.

00:11What's your name?

00:12Dani, what's yours?

00:13Riley, nice to meet you.

00:14Okay, I think, I mean, I feel like this is meant to be or am I just...

00:20Are you messing with me or I'm...

00:22Are you messing with...

00:24No, no.

00:25Because you're screaming, I love a Frappuccino, give me some whipped cream.

00:30But I could be wrong, you know.

00:34Maybe you can prove it to me and we can go on a date to coffee.

00:39Sure, here, I'll give you my number.

00:41Okay, cool.

00:42What up, fun size?

00:44What?

00:45What up?

00:46What up?

00:47Come here.

00:48What?

00:49Come here.

00:50I'm good.

00:51Do you know where you are? You seem like really lost.

00:54What?

00:55You just seem like very confused, very vulnerable.

00:58Do you need like a hug?

01:00Sure, I'll take a hug, I'm super sweaty but...

01:02Okay.

01:03Thanks.

01:04Well, yeah, I just want to make sure you like know where you're going.

01:06Yeah, no, I do. I'm just going home.

01:08Okay.

01:09Yeah.

01:10You don't want to bring me with you or anything?

01:12No.

01:13Or, I mean, we have a pool and stuff.

01:15Pool's pretty cool.

01:16I'll take your number though.

01:17Okay.

01:18If you want.

01:19Yeah, I love pools, so yeah, I'm in.

01:20Can I get your number?

01:21I've got a girlfriend, I'm sorry.

01:23Well, you look like you can't ride a bike.

01:28I just want to let you know you look super vulnerable right now.

01:31Okay.

01:34Is there a reason to think that? I'm kind of confused here.

01:37No, I just think you look extremely vulnerable.

01:40Okay.

01:41I mean, I thought that was going to get you to ask me like what my number is, but...

01:45I'm sorry, I have a girlfriend.

01:47Okay.

01:48Can I get your number?

01:49I don't really know you.

01:50Well, you look like you can't ride a bike.

01:52I can.

01:54Prove it.

01:55Take me home.

01:56Show me those training wheels.

01:57I don't use training wheels.

02:00I can ride a bike with no handlebars.

02:03Hmm?

02:04This is a song.

02:05Do you not know it?

02:06No.

02:07Well, do you know my number?

02:09No, you don't.

02:10Not yet, but you can know it.

02:12Are you scared of me?

02:14No, just keep walking.

02:16You just kind of look like you have a peanut allergy.

02:18Do you?

02:20I don't.

02:21Oh.

02:22Well, want some of these nuts?

02:24No, I'm kidding.

02:25I just want your number, but I didn't know how else to come up to you.

02:27I feel like sometimes guys get a little aggressive, so I was just trying to make my way in, but

02:34I don't know if that one...

02:36You were supposed to be allergic, you know, but you're not, so...

02:39Anyways, can I get your number?

02:41Sure, yeah.

02:42Okay.

02:43Yo.

02:51What up, fun size?

02:52What does that mean?

02:55I don't know.

02:56Honestly, I just...

02:57How you doing?

02:58That's when my ex called me.

02:59Oh, okay.

03:00Why?

03:01I like your shirt.

03:03I'm a Chargers fan.

03:04What about you?

03:05Oh, I am.

03:06Go Chargers.

03:07Woo.

03:08I mean, I'm a bigger fan of you, but...

03:09I'm a big fan of you, too.

03:13Where are you going?

03:14To the library.

03:15You would wear that to the library.

03:17Yeah.

03:18What's your name?

03:19Dani.

03:20Your name would be Eddie.

03:21Yeah.

03:24Yeah.

03:25Are you a student here?

03:26Yeah, are you?

03:27Yeah.

03:28You would be a student here.

03:29Yeah.

03:30You would be a student here.

03:31Would I be your girlfriend, though?

03:32Uh, I don't know.

03:34First guy to try it out, right?

03:36Okay.

03:37Sure.

03:38What's your number?

03:39Uh, 858...

03:40I just want to say, you look so vulnerable right now.

03:44That's very sweet.

03:46Of course.

03:47I think I need your number.

03:48Oh, I'm fine.

03:49I'm actually going to get married here soon.

03:50Ah, well...

03:51Sorry.

03:52Yeah, I mean, you would get married soon.

03:56Uh, I don't know where to go for this.

03:58I just thought you were cute.

03:59Oh, really?

04:00Yeah.

04:01Nice.

04:02Unfortunately, I have a girlfriend, so...

04:03Well, you kind of look like you can't swim.

04:07Got it.

04:08You would be eating a wiener walking around campus.

04:11Sorry, do I know you?

04:13Now you do.

04:14I'm Dani.

04:16I've got mustard on my hand.

04:17I love mustard.

04:18I love mustard.

04:19Good thing I'm a mustard fan.

04:25Can I have a little more?

04:26Like, I don't even know how much.

04:28Uh, can I get your number?

04:30Uh, no.

04:31I'm married.

04:32Well, you would look like you're married.

04:36Well, I think I'm about done with you here.

04:38Okay.

04:39What's the point of this?

04:40What's the point of your wife, right?

04:42Like, dump that.

04:44I'm actually messing around.

04:45When I'm filming a video, I get people's reactions to doing, like, aggressive flirting.

04:48Oh.

04:49Over there?

04:50Yeah.

04:51That's what I was saying.

04:52Like, you seem so lost.

04:53Oh, no worries.

04:54That's like crazy.

04:55You had a good reaction.

04:56I was a weirdo.

04:57You're just going to leave me hanging with the knuckles?

04:58I didn't see it.

04:59Sorry.

05:00Where's the camera?

05:01It's okay.

05:02He's right there.

05:03You obviously look like you can swim.

05:04I wouldn't go up to someone that, like, actually wouldn't...

05:05I don't think would be capable of that.

05:07Is it okay with you if we use that in the video?

05:09Yeah, sure.

05:11Is there any way I can get just a signature of consent saying it's okay to be on camera?

05:13Yeah, sure.

05:14Thanks so much.

05:15Wait, really quick.

05:16Any way I can get a signature of consent saying it's cool to be on camera?

05:18Yeah.

05:19Cool.

05:21Thank you guys so much for watching the video.

05:22I hope you enjoyed it.

05:23And if you did, please be sure to give it a big thumbs up, comment below, subscribe,

05:24and follow me on the rest of my social platforms.

05:25I'll see you in the next video.

05:26Bye.

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