Fighting With My Mom On College Move-In Day Prank!

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Dani Jackel | Dani Jackel

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00:00Literally, f**k you, mom.

00:03Welcome back to my channel. My name is Dani.

00:05And I'm Parantepi.

00:06And today, I'm gonna be arguing with my mom on college move-in day.

00:10I mean, mom, if you weren't such a f**king dipshit, you wouldn't forget my makeup bag at home.

00:13If you weren't such an ugly b**ch, you wouldn't need the makeup.

00:22Mom, can you hurry up? Do you need a walker to help you hurry up?

00:25Let's f**king go. You're so slow.

00:27Like, figure it out.

00:28You're such a b**ch.

00:29You're literally a joke.

00:31Like, honestly, get away from me.

00:32You can check it yourself.

00:33You can do it yourself.

00:34This is ridiculous.

00:40Mom, hurry up, you fat f**k. Let's go.

00:43I cannot wait for you to move out.

00:44I am so sick of you.

00:52Lift it up, you fat f**k.

00:54What the hell is wrong with you?

00:55Lift it higher.

00:56I can't believe you.

00:57How are you my kid?

00:59Lift it higher.

01:07I mean, literally f**k you.

01:09Like, how do you forget my AirPods because I need something to tune you out?

01:17Okay, well, I f**king hate you.

01:23Literally f**k you, mom.

01:26I cannot wait for you to move out.

01:27I am so sick of you.

01:28Yeah, I'm so glad I'm moving out of the house.

01:30I would punch you in the face if I wouldn't get arrested.

01:33Literally don't even need your help moving into here.

01:38Okay, yeah, f**king leave then. I'll carry it.

01:39Like, cut.

01:42Gosh.

01:44Sorry, my mom's a c**t.

01:49That's so nice.

01:51Oh my God, you're so sweet. Thank you.

01:52Yeah, we're just going into the...

01:55Oh my God, yeah, she's so mean of her.

01:57Um, thank you guys so much for your help.

01:59Oh my God, lift it up, you fat f**k.

02:01What is wrong with you?

02:02Okay, well, I f**king hate you.

02:03You're unbelievable.

02:05Sorry, my mom's a c**t.

02:10Mom, can you hurry up? Do you need a walker to move faster?

02:13Like, figure it out. Let's go. Move faster.

02:16You're such a c**t. I don't know why I'm helping you.

02:19I mean, if you weren't such a f**king dips**t, then you wouldn't forget my makeup bag at home.

02:23If you weren't such an ugly b**ch, you wouldn't need the makeup.

02:27Get off your phone, you fat f**king hell.

02:30This is your thing, not mine.

02:32I'm not moving this stuff for just you.

02:41I mean, Mom, how do you forget a shower caddy, you idiot?

02:43Like, geez. It's the most basic thing ever.

02:46You're such a f**king b**ch. I don't even know why I'm helping you.

02:49I mean, can you hurry up?

02:51Like, you're the slowest b**ch here. Let's go.

02:53You're such a f**king b**ch. I don't even know why I'm helping you.

02:56Well, why don't you f**king walk a little faster? Do you need a stretcher to move you in?

03:04I mean, how do you forget all my sunglasses? What are you, dementia?

03:06I told you 500 f**king times. You're so stupid. Like, figure it out.

03:11You know what? That's your s**t to remember.

03:15I mean, Mom, if you weren't such a dips**t, you wouldn't have left the bag at home.

03:18If you weren't such a fat f**k and thinking about your next meal, you would have remembered it yourself.

03:27I mean, I just don't know how the f**k you forget to click submit on the dorm application.

03:30I hit it. I hit submit. I'm done. I'm done with you. Bye. I'm f**king done with you.

03:37I can't. I can't. There's no...

03:39I mean, how do you not click submit on the dorm application, you stupid b**ch?

03:42Like, are you kidding me?

03:43I'm done with you. Bye. I'm f**king done with you.

03:48Bye.

03:54Lift it up higher, you fat f**k. What is f**king with you?

03:56Sorry, Mom. Jeez.

03:58Good God. I can't even believe you're my kid.

04:03Jesus Christ.

04:04I mean, how do you forget to click submit on the dorm application, you f**king idiot?

04:07I hit it. I hit submit. I'm done.

04:10You're okay.

04:15Lift it higher, you fat f**k. What the hell's wrong with you?

04:18Sorry, Mom.

04:19I can't believe you're my kid.

04:21Get off your phone, you fat f**k, and lift it up.

04:23I'm not doing the move myself.

04:25This is your f**king thing, not mine.

04:27Shut up.

04:28This is your thing.

04:32Get off your phone, you fat f**k, and help.

04:34I'm not doing this for myself.

04:36This is your thing.

04:38Get off the phone. Now.

04:40Hey, guys. We're just f**king with you.

04:42I'm filming a video, messing around.

04:44It's like a move-in video, arguing with my mom.

04:46This is my aunt.

04:50We're totally joking.

04:51Oh, my God. No, we're totally joking.

04:58Oh, my God. No, we're totally joking.

05:00Fighting with my mom on move-in day.

05:02It's just a prank.

05:04Oh, my God.

05:05You were like, oh, my God.

05:07Poor girl.

05:08I was like, she's so pretty.

05:10You f**king knew.

05:11Okay.

05:12Oh, my God.

05:13I was like, okay, I get it.

05:14I saw this.

05:15I was like, did I sound like that, too?

05:17You're such good people.

05:18I'm actually just filming a prank video with my aunt,

05:20and that was fake.

05:21I'm sorry.

05:22I'm so sorry.

05:23You guys are so kind.

05:25You're the best people ever for offering to help me.

05:28I'm totally just joking.

05:30That was not real.

05:31Oh, my God.

05:33Oh, my God.

05:34Stop.

05:35Are you actually?

05:36Stop.

05:37Oh, my God.

05:38Oh, my God.

05:39I'm so sorry.

05:40I'm totally messing around now.

05:42I'm just filming a video.

05:44I was like, I thought we were f**king dysfunctional.

05:47I was like, Jesus, God.

05:49Oh, my gosh.

05:50No, it was just such a joke.

05:51I'm sorry.

05:52You guys are awesome, though.

05:53Oh, my God.

05:54I love it.

05:56Were you waiting for us to turn around?

05:57Just to get a reaction.

05:58We have a filmer right here.

05:59Yeah.

06:00Yeah, this is my aunt, though, not my mom.

06:02My children would never talk to me that way.

06:04I was like, s**t, holy s**t.

06:06I think you guys gave us some great reactions.

06:08Is it okay if we use that in our video?

06:09Yeah, that's fine.

06:10Thank you so much.

06:11That's so funny.

06:12Oh, my God.

06:13Thank you guys so much for watching the video.

06:14We hope you enjoyed it.

06:15If you did, please be sure to give it a big thumbs up, comment below, subscribe, follow

06:17me on the rest of my social platforms, and you can also follow my aunt if you really

06:21are interested.

06:22She posts some great content of me, and I'll see you in the next video.

06:25Bye.

06:26Bye.

06:27Bye.

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