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  • 4/2/2025
Dani Jackel | Dirt With Dani
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00:00You should just f***ing pee in the pool.
00:01If you say you don't, you're a f***ing liar.
00:03Because I know you all f***ing do.
00:05Welcome back to Daring with Dani.
00:06Today I'm at Rock Bar in Fort Lauderdale
00:08and I'm going to be asking people if they pee in the pool.
00:10I think you know my answer.
00:11Do you pee in pools?
00:13I do not pee in pools.
00:14Why not?
00:15Because it's a bathroom accessible.
00:17I mean, is it annoying to get up and go out and go to the bathroom?
00:21I'm asking for a friend.
00:22I'm a little bit of a germaphobe, I'm not going to lie.
00:24What if I told you I was peeing right now?
00:26I wouldn't mind.
00:27Are you asking me out?
00:28I'm asking you out.
00:30Do you pee in pools?
00:32Yeah, all the time.
00:33Why?
00:34Because there's a lot of effort to get out of the pool.
00:35It's cold inside.
00:36It's warm in the pool.
00:37I make it a little warmer.
00:39You're actually doing community service.
00:40I'm doing a service, right.
00:41Do you pee in the shower?
00:42Guiltily, yeah.
00:43I also pee in the shower.
00:44Unfortunately, there was once I did shart in the shower.
00:47Could have lived my whole life without hearing that one.
00:49You know, everybody's got to gamble and lose sometimes.
00:52Yeah.
00:53Fortunately, I had an attachable shower head.
00:55An attachable shower head, you can clean up down there good.
00:58Yeah, thank God.
00:59It's like an instant bidet.
01:01What are you going to do, you know?
01:02S*** happens.
01:03S*** does happen.
01:04Do you pee in pools?
01:05Of course.
01:06Is that what's warm right next to me right now?
01:10Do you pee in pools?
01:11I pee in pools.
01:12Do you poop in pools?
01:13Do I what?
01:14Do you guys pee in the pool?
01:16Uh, no.
01:18What if I told you I'm peeing right now?
01:21Do you pee in pools?
01:23Sometimes.
01:24I mean, when you need to.
01:25When you're with your boys, having a good time,
01:28drinking a million beers, you're peeing in a pool.
01:31What is your advice to someone who doesn't pee in pools?
01:34Try it.
01:35God forbid we're wild animals trying to have a good time.
01:38Would you want your girlfriend or your wife to pee in the pools?
01:42I don't care.
01:43Let's be feral together.
01:45That's beautiful.
01:45Do you pee in pools?
01:46Yeah.
01:47I'm not going to get out.
01:48Just use the bathroom.
01:50There's a pretty good chance that I'm basking in your urine right now?
01:53Maybe.
01:53Okay.
01:54You should just f***ing pee in the pool.
01:55If you say you don't, you're a f***ing liar.
01:57Because I know you all f***ing do.
01:59Just be honest.
02:00You're lying to yourself.
02:01You're lying to everyone around you.
02:03And that's f***ing crazy.
02:04And if you get up to get out of the pool,
02:07chances are you're taking a s***.
02:08One thousand percent.
02:10Do you pee in the shower?
02:11Oh, every single time I step in the shower.
02:14Almost like it's an excuse to shower.
02:16That's what showers are made for.
02:17That, that, yeah.
02:19Do you pee in the pool?
02:20Most definitely.
02:21This pool's got a million chemicals.
02:23Why not add one more?
02:24Apparently urine is actually one of the most sterile liquids.
02:27Exactly.
02:28I'm thinking about peeing in this pool right now.
02:29You guys, don't, don't work me into it.
02:31Are you going to pee live for us?
02:33Thinking about it.
02:33Do you pee in pools?
02:34Maybe once a week.
02:35Pools are like 30, 40 percent pee, so.
02:38I mean, that's why there's water, is to help dilute it.
02:41No?
02:42It's water.
02:43You pee in pools, I pee in pools, we all pee in pools.
02:46If there's someone that doesn't pee in pools,
02:47what is your advice to them?
02:49First step to pee on cheek is pee on pool.
02:52Do you pee in pools?
02:53All the time.
02:54Why?
02:55You have to.
02:56You have bladder problems?
02:57Yep.
02:58Erectile dysfunction, all that.
02:59That's comforting.
03:01What is your advice to someone who pees in pools?
03:04They need to go to an OBGYN,
03:06but Clorox bleach goes flowing through these b**ches all day,
03:10so do what you gotta do.
03:12Maybe it kills the STDs.
03:13Maybe it does.
03:14Thank you guys so much for watching the video.
03:16I hope you enjoyed it.
03:16And if you did, please be sure to give it a big thumbs up,
03:18comment below, subscribe, and follow me on the rest of my social platforms.
03:21I need to get out of here and shower ASAP from that urinated pool.
03:25Bye.
03:26Peace.

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