My First Ever Windy City Smokeout Did Not Disappoint

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Dana B | Dana Beers Vlog

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00:00 I don't need cameras rolling for this.

00:02 (laughing)

00:03 Come on.

00:04 I did go on a run today.

00:06 Four miles.

00:06 And then I ate two sups.

00:07 Okay, ladies and gentlemen, my name is Dana Beers.

00:10 We're here in Chicago at the Windy City Smokehouse.

00:12 Most importantly, this video is presented by

00:14 Pirate Water.

00:18 We're gonna socialize, we're gonna drink some Pirate Water,

00:21 eat some barbecue, and have a great day.

00:23 Let's do it.

00:24 Nice to meet you.

00:24 Sorry, I got sweaty hands.

00:25 You wanna do an interview?

00:27 I wanna show you our world famous pulled pork barbecue

00:30 nachos.

00:30 I'm in.

00:31 MFSMA world champions.

00:32 World champions?

00:33 A whole wide world.

00:34 What about, what if somebody in like Afghanistan

00:37 had a better one and you just don't know about it?

00:38 I doubt it.

00:39 What about Antarctica?

00:40 I doubt it.

00:41 I grew up on a hog farm, okay?

00:42 We actually raise our own pork.

00:43 I deserve to be on a hog farm.

00:45 I'm gross.

00:46 Yeah, you are.

00:48 Look at that.

00:49 (upbeat music)

00:51 You weren't ready, were you?

00:54 9.7.

00:55 (cheering)

00:56 What's going on right here?

00:56 We got, hold on, we got some bacon burn-ins,

00:59 a little bang bang sauce.

01:01 I went on a run today for four miles.

01:03 Today is about sunshine, barbecue, Pirate Water,

01:06 harp soft, and country music.

01:07 It's not about losing weight.

01:09 Lions are gonna win the Super Bowl.

01:10 I just had someone, I asked the same question,

01:11 they said the Packers are gonna win the Super Bowl.

01:13 I'm a fucking nuisance right now.

01:15 I went on a four mile run today.

01:16 I got engaged today.

01:17 Did you really?

01:18 (laughing)

01:20 Hey Brett, how's it going?

01:21 Yeah, team Boost Boating.

01:22 (camera shutter)

01:23 (laughing)

01:24 You guys like Pirate Water?

01:25 Fuck yeah.

01:26 I'm full.

01:27 And I'm fat.

01:29 (upbeat music)

01:30 Windy City Smokeout, Dana Beers, Pirate Water.

01:34 Dana, I fucking love you.

01:35 Show me your bush.

01:36 Nice.

01:37 You a bush guy?

01:38 I am a bush guy.

01:39 I fucking love 'em.

01:40 I'm not a shower, I'm a grower.

01:41 Same.

01:42 It's about the ocean and the motion.

01:44 (laughing)

01:46 It's about the ocean and the motion.

01:48 It's a big ass dick.

01:50 It is what it is.

01:51 And it's about the ocean and the motion, baby.

01:53 I cooked 'em myself in Missouri.

01:54 Did you roof eat this shit?

01:55 It's amazing.

01:56 It's the crunch.

01:57 It's my specialty.

01:57 (camera shutter)

01:58 That was all Dana Beers.

01:59 (laughing)

02:02 Show me your bush.

02:05 What are your big dreams?

02:06 I wanna become a singer.

02:07 Can you sing right now?

02:07 This is your moment.

02:08 ♪ Something in the orange tells me we're not done ♪

02:11 She was serious about singing.

02:12 I thought she was fucking with me.

02:13 I'm kinda drunk, I'll say it.

02:15 I'm getting IV in my mouth.

02:16 And you can drink during it.

02:18 The IV boys.

02:20 We'll have to show IV, baby.

02:21 You got like two fireworks.

02:23 Now you need a fucking IV.

02:24 I was told it's a handover thing.

02:26 He's been on the road for 90 days straight.

02:28 He has an excuse.

02:28 90 days of being that.

02:30 I've been on the road for--

02:31 Not a good look, Dana Beers.

02:32 I think Chris Lane's getting an IV

02:33 if Dana Beers isn't getting an IV.

02:35 (crowd talking)

02:38 No shot.

02:39 It's Friday night.

02:39 This is presented by Pirate Water.

02:40 Let's fucking do it.

02:41 Let's go talk to the people.

02:43 Okay, I'm having literally the best time ever.

02:45 I love it so much.

02:46 Is that true?

02:47 It is true.

02:47 I got a burnt orange wagon wheel t-shirt.

02:49 Is that true?

02:50 It is true.

02:51 I was gonna wear it tonight, but I could not find it.

02:53 Is that true?

02:54 It's true.

02:54 I literally love Darius Rocker so much.

02:56 Is that true?

02:57 It's totally true, and I'm just so happy

03:00 to be here right now.

03:00 Is that true?

03:01 Totally true.

03:02 Oh, what's popping?

03:03 Darius Rocker is fucking killing it tonight.

03:05 Who's your least favorite Barstool Chicago?

03:07 Dave.

03:08 (crowd talking)

03:11 Chicago, way better than New York.

03:12 New York's dirty, it's disgusting, it's expensive,

03:15 it's gross.

03:16 Come to Chicago.

03:17 It's clean, it's cheaper.

03:19 You guys are so much nicer.

03:20 Way better.

03:21 A lot of people are saying you guys will not

03:22 interlock arms and chug that right now.

03:24 A lot of people.

03:25 (laughing)

03:26 Oh, spill it, spill it.

03:28 Pinky's out.

03:30 That's actually really good.

03:32 That's good, right?

03:33 Yeah, that is.

03:34 Cheers.

03:35 Only two bucks.

03:35 You double fisting right now?

03:36 I double fisted you.

03:37 Both of you?

03:38 Yeah, I love the bod.

03:39 Cheers.

03:40 No higher water.

03:40 I mean, let's go.

03:41 I go to George Southern, you know,

03:42 GATA, Girls Ass, Titties, More Ass.

03:43 Girls, Ass, Titties, and More Ass.

03:45 Girls Ass, Titties Ass, is that what it is?

03:48 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:48 Two times the ass.

03:49 One times the titties.

03:50 You just love ass.

03:51 I mean, who doesn't?

03:53 What would you say is your number one quality

03:54 you're looking for in a girl?

03:55 Um.

03:56 Ass?

03:57 I mean ass.

03:58 I'm gonna get chirped for the spill it, but.

03:59 You're Big Cat!

04:00 (cheering)

04:00 That's me, that's me.

04:02 Big Cat.

04:03 I am Big Cat.

04:04 You are?

04:05 Yeah.

04:06 Nice to meet you.

04:07 Nice to meet you.

04:07 Have you ever heard of Dana Beers?

04:08 Dana Beers?

04:09 Yeah.

04:10 No.

04:11 Are you gonna see Luke Bryan tonight?

04:12 Yeah, I am.

04:12 He's my close personal friend.

04:13 Really?

04:14 Yeah.

04:15 Do you wanna take us backstage?

04:16 Yeah, I'm Big Cat, I can do those things.

04:17 Can I have a sip?

04:17 (chattering)

04:20 I thought you could have a sip.

04:21 Do you like New Alliance fan?

04:22 Fuck no.

04:23 Green Bay Packers.

04:23 My mom was a Packer cheerleader.

04:25 You want me to FaceTime her?

04:28 Yeah, I mean, just for research purposes.

04:31 What's up, Zyn?

04:33 How you doing?

04:34 What are they saying?

04:35 Put me in, put me in.

04:35 You gotta listen, you gotta answer the call.

04:36 Little upper decky pillow, shout out to FreezerTar.

04:39 I'm done with stupid men.

04:40 I wanna be a cowboy.

04:41 What are you looking for in a cowboy?

04:43 You know, like a little bit of a defined jawline,

04:45 a little bit of some shredded ass.

04:47 I'm just looking for somebody that's funny.

04:50 I don't give a fuck what you look like,

04:51 so I'm not sure if you can make me laugh.

04:53 She's a little more materialistic.

04:54 Abby's looking a bitch.

04:55 I dated a guy who's almost bald.

04:57 There's nothing wrong with her.

04:59 We're on the love boat now.

05:00 Aaron Rodgers, he's in New York, goodbye.

05:02 Not a good thing.

05:03 We're on the love boat.

05:04 We're stuck on, it's like the Titanic.

05:06 What's that submarine that just (beep) imploded?

05:09 Yeah, that's us.

05:10 Talk to me about what's in your left

05:11 and right hand right now.

05:12 I have two sex on the beach.

05:13 Honestly, it's a 10.

05:14 Out of a can, I was shocked.

05:16 Very pleasantly surprised.

05:17 I'm currently here with an unemployed man

05:19 who wants to sweep the floors

05:20 of the Barstool Chicago office.

05:22 Is that true?

05:23 It's all true.

05:24 You heard it from the horse's mouth.

05:25 What if Big Cat shits his pants

05:26 and you just gotta clean it up out of his pants?

05:27 Listen, Big Cat, you shit your pants,

05:30 you got my undies.

05:31 Giving straight to you.

05:33 Midday, don't worry, I'll go commando.

05:35 Rest of the day, you heard?

05:36 No, no, no, no, no, I'm asking will you wipe it up?

05:39 Next question.

05:40 Is that a yes?

05:41 Absolutely.

05:42 You say you're really good at interviews, is that true?

05:44 It's very true.

05:45 How?

05:46 It just is.

05:47 Why?

05:47 'Cause I'm good at interviews.

05:48 These are stupid questions.

05:49 This is my 10th time, so I'm gonna get up there

05:51 and I'm gonna shake that thang.

05:53 Is that true?

05:53 No.

05:54 Shout out to Smokeout.

05:55 Shout out Dana, shout out Dave, shout out Big Cat,

05:59 shout out everybody at Barstool, man.

06:00 Shout out to my mom and dad, they're dead, but fuck 'em.

06:04 RIP.

06:05 Do you have any hot takes?

06:06 Tim Tebow belongs in the Hall of Fame.

06:07 Fuck, what team do you root for?

06:08 Bears.

06:09 Justin Fields?

06:10 Absolutely.

06:11 Ah, oh, fuck you.

06:12 He's gonna be the best quarterback next year,

06:13 mark my words.

06:14 Like, in the league?

06:15 In the league, I guarantee it.

06:16 In the league, better than my home.

06:17 I'm here live with a bunch of moms from the suburbs.

06:20 (cheering)

06:21 Best time ever.

06:22 Yeah!

06:26 Yeah!

06:28 What do you feel about Justin Fields?

06:30 I went to Michigan, so I'm trying to love him.

06:32 I'm trying to--

06:34 Fuck 'em.

06:35 Not a fan, not a fan.

06:37 What do you have to say to all the haters out there?

06:39 Fuck 'em.

06:40 Fuck 'em on three.

06:41 One, two, three.

06:42 Fuck 'em.

06:43 That's what I used to say in my basketball huddle

06:43 when I averaged 12 and 10 in high school.

06:45 People forget, Dana shot a triple-double in high school.

06:48 That's a wrap.

06:49 Shout out, Pirate Water.

06:50 Shout out, Windy City Smokeout.

06:52 I love it.

06:53 I'll be back next year.

06:54 See you later.

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