My First Time At A Jacksonville Jaguars Tailgate

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00:00 Okay ladies and gentlemen, I said I was coming to Jacksonville and here I am.

00:04 We're here in the slab as they call it.

00:06 This is the slab, right?

00:07 This is the slab?

00:08 It is.

00:09 What are you talking about Dana?

00:10 I don't know man.

00:11 Yeah, this is the slab.

00:12 We are here in Jacksonville and this video is presented by Pirate Water, the greatest

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00:18 We got four flavors and we got a whole lot more coming next year.

00:22 It's the best drink in the world.

00:23 Jacksonville, we need you to start drinking it.

00:25 Get it at Circle K.

00:26 Circle K, they sell Pirate Water.

00:27 We got our own little display of these suckers.

00:31 Let's get one, two, three.

00:34 Circle K.

00:35 Hey Jaguars.

00:36 You have no fucking idea.

00:37 Duva!

00:38 If you don't take us serious, you're going to take us serious by the end of the season.

00:44 Number one seed on the line right now baby.

00:47 Duva!

00:48 Duva!

00:49 I will sell a fucking kidney to go to goddamn Vegas.

00:55 Duva!

00:56 What will happen to the city of Jacksonville if the Jags win a Super Bowl?

01:00 It's going to be fucking chaos bro.

01:02 If we win tonight, this whole shit runs through Duva.

01:05 They're a passionate fan base.

01:06 Between me and you, off camera, do you have a wrestling ring in your backyard, off camera?

01:10 I wish I did.

01:11 The whole state of Ohio sucks.

01:12 All they got is a fucking rock and roll hall of fame.

01:17 Who gives a shit?

01:18 Fucking kill Duva!

01:19 Is that true?

01:20 Some of it.

01:21 The Jags are going to win the Super Bowl baby!

01:22 What would you do for a Super Bowl?

01:23 Cut off all of my appendages and worm everywhere for the rest of my life for a fucking Super

01:24 Bowl baby.

01:25 This is lit as the kids said.

01:26 What would you do for a Jaguar Super Bowl?

01:27 Woo!

01:28 Anything.

01:29 Like what?

01:30 Anything!

01:31 Like what?

01:32 Anything!

01:33 Like what?

01:34 Anything!

01:35 More astronauts come from Ohio than anywhere else in the world.

01:36 I'm going to be a Jaguar.

01:37 I'm going to be a Jaguar.

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02:28 I'm going to be a Jaguar.

02:30 Yeah!

02:31 Yeah!

02:32 I knew that there was going to be a spin the bottle of tequila.

02:35 And I was going to say, I'm allergic, I can't do it.

02:37 Peer pressure, I don't do well.

02:38 I love them Jags, baby, let's go!

02:40 Jags are going to go all the way.

02:42 They're going all the way.

02:43 What would you do for Trevor Lawrence?

02:44 Everything.

02:45 Like what?

02:46 Like, like, eat his asshole.

02:49 I don't fucking know.

02:50 Yeah, I mean, could have said like, I don't know, buy a jersey.

02:55 I'm going to ride like my ghost, I'm going to ride around my city with my hands

02:58 trapped in my, because he want me dead, and make it back home.

03:02 He passed the test.

03:03 Fucked up shit.

03:05 I got a wrong tattoo.

03:08 It says Duval till die we instead of Duval till we die.

03:11 I fucked it up.

03:12 Fuck the bangle.

03:13 What do you have to say to Trevor Lawrence?

03:14 He's going to watch.

03:15 T-Law, you're a bad bitch.

03:17 Oh, sorry.

03:18 You can swear.

03:19 Fuck, ass, tit.

03:20 You're a bad ass tit bitch.

03:22 Jacksonville is the best city because we got rivers, oceans, we got it all.

03:27 Real estate, size, we're long and we're thick.

03:35 Fuck yeah.

03:36 Who are you fucking right now?

03:37 Uh, Joe Burrow's wife.

03:39 Guy-wise is gross, man.

03:40 That's just like canned trash.

03:42 You've never had it.

03:43 You've never had it.

03:44 If you're from a city that eats canned chili, go fuck yourself.

03:49 He's never had it.

03:50 I'm going to stick up for him.

03:51 I'm going to stick up for Cincy on this one.

03:52 This is one of the best interviewers I've had all day.

03:55 Right here.

03:56 Really?

03:57 You're like Joe Montana?

03:58 Yeah.

03:59 Yeah, I'm Joel Montana.

04:00 Joel Montana.

04:01 Look at that.

04:02 Look at that.

04:03 If this was a Chinese calendar, it'd be the year of the Jaguar.

04:08 Mic drop.

04:09 Alright, I'm good.

04:10 Thank you.

04:11 I just ate.

04:12 Fuck pussy.

04:13 You call me a pussy?

04:14 You just call me a pussy?

04:15 I'm bewildered.

04:16 We can do a little bit of this, a little bit of that.

04:17 Did you just do the shocker?

04:18 Are you the press?

04:19 I am.

04:21 I'm Dave.

04:22 I am.

04:23 I'm the pizza review guy.

04:24 Holy shit.

04:25 Yeah, I know.

04:26 Dude, I know.

04:27 Dude, I love you so much.

04:28 That's Frankie.

04:29 Are you Frankie?

04:30 Yes.

04:31 Are you fucking kidding me?

04:32 Dude, I watch you every day, bro.

04:33 I fucking love you.

04:34 Dude!

04:35 What do you do for a Jaguar Super Bowl?

04:36 I'll suck Keila's dick.

04:37 Can we get you a beer?

04:38 I'll suck Keila's dick.

04:39 I'll suck Keila's dick.

04:40 I'll suck Keila's dick.

04:41 I'll suck Keila's dick.

04:42 I'll suck Keila's dick.

04:43 I'll suck Keila's dick.

04:44 I'll suck Keila's dick.

04:45 I'll suck Keila's dick.

04:46 I'll suck Keila's dick.

04:49 Can we get you a 100-gram man?

04:50 Seriously.

04:51 We don't have Joe Burrow, but that's okay.

04:53 We got the JB2, Jake Browning.

04:56 And if not, we got McCarron coming in.

04:58 That doesn't inspire much hope.

05:00 McCarron just won some shit.

05:03 Oh, we got AJ McCarron.

05:05 Hootay! Hootay! Hootay! Hootay! Hootay! Hootay!

05:10 We're in a Hootay versus Tuvalu.

05:13 Duval!

05:17 We just left a slab.

05:18 What a scene.

05:19 Crushed some pirate water.

05:20 I'm on to number two already.

05:21 This place is everything I had hoped for and more.

05:23 Jacksonville fans are hilarious.

05:26 Let's keep it going.

05:27 Duval!

05:30 That was an aggressive Duval by that lady.

05:33 Duval?

05:34 Goofball.

05:36 I think he said goofball.

05:37 Jake Browning, fucking bitch.

05:40 Backup quarterback, fuck this kid.

05:42 Everybody has number nine jerseys on, you know why?

05:45 Because Joe Burrow is who they need.

05:47 Joe Burrow is all they have.

05:48 It's over.

05:49 We're blowing them out, but if we lose, if we lose, we suck.

05:51 Listen, man, they're a passionate bunch.

05:53 If you could say anything you want to anybody in the entire universe on camera, what would it be?

05:58 The bingles, because y'all ain't worth shit.

06:01 The Jags fans are going to make fun of me, but I wish I didn't drink that tequila.

06:04 [gurgling]

06:08 Duval!

06:11 [gurgling]

06:13 Sounds like a wild thornberry.

06:14 What does Trevor Lawrence mean to you?

06:15 Oh, I love him.

06:17 I don't love Marissa as much, but I like Trevor.

06:19 Who's Marissa?

06:20 His wife.

06:21 Like, she does too much. Like, settle down.

06:22 Marissa, settle down.

06:24 Settle down, Marissa.

06:25 What the fuck did Marissa do?

06:27 One word, Doug Peterson.

06:28 Fire.

06:31 Like, you want him to be fired, or he's fired?

06:33 It's all who day.

06:34 It's never Duval.

06:35 It's never Duval.

06:37 Who do you think will beat the bingles without Joe Burrow?

06:40 Maybe the Jags.

06:41 Duval!

06:42 What are you listening to?

06:44 They don't know, but they're going to learn today.

06:46 They are.

06:47 That's damn right.

06:48 It's just been getting wild.

06:49 We're outside the stadium.

06:50 I think it's time to crack something open.

06:52 These fans are ferocious.

06:53 Fuck the bingles.

06:54 They're going to eat our ass tonight.

06:56 They're going to the dirt where they belong.

06:59 Joe Burrow in the dirt.

07:02 The moral of the story is, don't be afraid to get your ass eaten.

07:06 I've been saying it for years.

07:07 The Jags are going to murder the bingles today.

07:10 We're going to kill them by 20 points tonight.

07:13 I would give up both of my parents for the rest of forever for a Jags Super Bowl.

07:20 I would donate plasma because I'm 10.

07:23 This guy's killing his parents and you're donating plasma?

07:26 People are sleeping on the Jacksonville Jaguar.

07:28 I've had enough of it.

07:29 Why is nobody talking about Jacksonville though?

07:30 Because they're just haters, bro.

07:31 When you great, they hate.

07:33 That's a bar.

07:34 It is a bar.

07:35 You know what I'm saying?

07:36 I actually made these.

07:37 Really?

07:38 Yeah.

07:39 Can you make me some?

07:40 I'm going to get you contacts right after this.

07:42 I'm going to mold you up.

07:43 Really?

07:44 Yeah.

07:45 I'm going to mold you up.

07:46 I don't know how, but I just got roped into buying grills.

07:48 Oh, man.

07:49 Who do you think I was?

07:50 The guy on the internet that asks these stupid questions.

07:54 See if people know.

07:55 Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no.

07:57 Definitely not me.

07:58 I kind of look like Blake Bortles.

07:59 Blake Bortles is the people's quarterback.

08:01 He is.

08:02 I don't give a fuck what y'all say.

08:03 Blake Bortles was the GOAT.

08:04 What would a Super Bowl mean to you?

08:06 It would mean I'm taking a trip.

08:08 [LAUGHTER]

08:10 In my Jagmobile.

08:12 [LAUGHTER]

08:13 All right, that's a wrap here in Jacksonville.

08:15 Shout out to all the Jags fans who showed up.

08:17 Shout out to the Bengals fans who showed up.

08:19 This has been a time and a half.

08:21 Pirate water.

08:22 We've responsibly been enjoying them all night.

08:24 Jags fans are very passionate.

08:26 They're slept on.

08:27 Not enough people are talking about them.

08:29 But we're here to give them some national coverage.

08:31 Pirate water, Jacksonville Jags.

08:33 That's a wrap, baby.

08:35 Until next time.

08:36 [MUSIC PLAYING]

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