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Sometimes … you just gotta say “What the Fark.”
From the offbeat to the well beaten path, it's the world seen through Fark-colored glasses.WTFark host Mike Rylander and team take us through the best stories of the day, with the clever, snarky edge that has made fark.com one of the most successful news sites on the planet.
It's not just news… its WTFark!
2:25
DICK TRACING: Guy Wants Your Money To M?a?k?e? ?P?o?t?a?t?o? ?S?a?l?a?d?. Draw Huge Penis.
10 years ago
3:28
SHOCK OF SHAME: New Fitness Band Electrocutes You When You Fail. Masochistic Fat People Rejoice.
10 years ago
3:21
NUDE BURGER: Three Naked Dudes Steal A Bunch Of Meat In The Middle Of The Night. Where? Come On, You Know?
10 years ago
3:49
THE GREAT WIPE HYPE: Iowa Town Urges Citizens To 'Wipe Local.' As In Their Butts. With Toilet Paper.
10 years ago
3:33
O BROTHER, WHERE FART THOU: New Study Links Smelling Farts To Cancer Prevention. This Just In, Science Has Jumped The Shark.
10 years ago
3:40
INSPECT HER GADGET: New Chinese Sex Toy Doubles As Gynecological Examination Device. Move Over Speculum, There's A New Sheriff In Town.
10 years ago
3:48
ARMED AND DELICIOUS: Two Teens In Adelaide, Australia Held at Knifepoint... for Krispy Kreme.
10 years ago
3:22
DAYCARE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES: A Garbage Man Wears A Monkey Mask To Visit A Daycare Center And No One Is Freaked Out About It.
10 years ago
3:06
POOL WHERE'S MY CAR: Woman Drives Jeep Right Into Pool? During Pool Party.
10 years ago
3:14
SLOW and OBVIOUS: Criminal Mastermind Poses For Accidental Selfie While Beating A Security Camera With A Tire Iron
10 years ago
3:35
THE BROTHERHOOD OF THE LIQUOR PANTS: Two Minnesota Men Use Their Magic Pants to Steal Amazing Amounts of Liquor
10 years ago
3:27
BEER FACTOR: Little Old Lady Defends Convenience Store From Armed Robber. With Beer.
10 years ago
3:51
SEX TYPE: Hackers Program Obscene Meme Into Road Sign. Hilarity Ensues. Kinda.
10 years ago
3:50
MY DINNER WITH ALPO: Pet Store Owner Eats Dog Food For 30 Days. Why? Just Cuz.
10 years ago
3:52
2 GIRLS 1 WORLD CUP: Various Nations Ban Nookie. Because Horny Players Play Harder.
10 years ago
3:47
PLASTIC POPO: DOLL COP - Small Oklahoma Town Fights Crime With Weird Makeout Doll Cop Thing
10 years ago
2:30
iFAP: New Device Lets You Have Actual Sex With Your Tablet. So Yes, There's An App For *That* Now Too.
10 years ago
2:30
iFAP: New Device Lets You Have Actual Sex With Your Tablet. So Yes, There's An App For That Now Too.
10 years ago
5:53
9 WTFark Questions With? Ian Edwards!
10 years ago
3:48
WOMAN VS. NUDE: A Naked Man Breaks Into A Boise Home And Makes Some Horrible Art On The Walls
10 years ago
3:24
STOMP THE PARK: A Dancing Park Ranger Is Fired By The City For Getting Funky With It.
10 years ago
3:35
DAZED AND CONSUMED: Florida Woman Steals And Eats Her Own Pot In The Back Of A Police Car.
10 years ago
2:43
TO SCRATCH A THIEF: Man Breaks Into House to Steal Guns, Badass Old Lady Gives Him A Beat Down. With a Back Scratcher. And a Wrench.
10 years ago
4:00
PET OWNER SEMATARY: New Yorkers Can Now Be Buried With Their Pets. Wait- Doesn't This End With Zombies?
10 years ago
3:36
THE BEAVER ATTACKS: Upstate New York Beaver Attacks Kayaker. No, Not THAT Kind of Beaver. The Other Kind. Sickos.
10 years ago
2:56
MYSTIC PIZZLE: Texas Grocery Store Mistakenly Sells Bull Penis, Which Is Called Pizzle. Like, That's Its Real Name. Fo' Shizzle.
10 years ago
0:49
THE PUBLICLY-CONCERNED SPIDER-MAN: With Great Potholes Come Great Responsibility
10 years ago
3:55
WAIST UNDER FIRE: Huge-Boobed Woman Uses Corset To Shrink Waist. Horny Internet Dudes Rejoice.
10 years ago
3:12
HELL NO, KILL ME: British Woman Has 10,000 Hello Kitties. And 0 Boyfriends. (Assumedly)
10 years ago
3:35
LOVE SEPARATELY: Detroit Couple Finds Secret to Happiness. Separate Houses.
10 years ago