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Sometimes … you just gotta say “What the Fark.”
From the offbeat to the well beaten path, it's the world seen through Fark-colored glasses.WTFark host Mike Rylander and team take us through the best stories of the day, with the clever, snarky edge that has made fark.com one of the most successful news sites on the planet.
It's not just news… its WTFark!

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DEVOUTLY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS: Oklahoma Woman Takes DMV Photo Wearing Religious Headwear - A Spaghetti Strainer. Wait- Did He Boil For Our Sins?

What The Fark Is WTFark!?

WHILE YOU WERE REAPING: Albuquerque Man Dresses As Grim Reaper, Haunts Cemetery, Quotes The WB's Angel.

THE HANGOVER OF STEEL: Drunk Chinese Guy Mistakenly Breaks Into Little Girl's Room. He Tells Her He's Superman. She Says Prove It. So He Strips Down To His Underwear And "Flies" Out Her 5th Story Window.

WATERMELON BUTT: Japanese Guy Finds Watermelon Shaped Like Nicki Minaj- I Mean, A Butt.

ORGASMLAND: Have You Seen That Video Of The Girl Having A "Really Great Time" On That Slingshot Ride? Did You Know She's Not The Only One? Enjoy This Compilation!

BJ LOOKER: Old Drunk Man In Tuxedo Is Caught Receiving Oral Sex In An Alley. So Naturally, He Pulls Out A Gun And Opens Fire. No, Not *That* Gun. A Real Gun.

FRIDAY NIGHT FIGHTS: Armed Texas Constable Storms High School Football Field To Argue With Refs. Wait- What The Hell Is A Constable?

PARKING SIGNS: Los Angeles Puts Up Ridiculous 15-Foot, 8-Paneled Parking Signs. Traffic Still Sucks Too, But The Weather's Pretty Good.

THE SHADY BUNCH: The 10 Most Insane Mugshots Of Labor Day Weekend!

TWEAKER MADNESS: Florida Threesome Defends Home With Shotguns. Wait- Nevermind. They're Just Hallucinating. Cause All The Meth They Did.

GOODWILL SKULL HUNTING: Austin Goodwill Receives Human Skull As Donation. Seriously, Who Does That?

LOST IN TRANSPORTATION: Airline Company Loses 85-yo Diabetic For 11 Hours. Doesn't Feed Her. Gives Her $200 Voucher To Say Sorry. "Thanks, Fly Again!"

RATACHEWY: UK Grandma Pours Grandson Bowl Of Cornflakes* (*Dead Rat Included!)

AMERICA'S NEXT TOPLESS ALIEN: It's National Go Topless Day! (Brought To You By A Weird Alien Cult)

AMAZING FACE, JAPAN: New Japanese Product Exercises Your Face. In The Stupidest Way Possible.

WE PEED AT A ZOO: Albuquerque Zoo Plagued With Puddles Of Urine. Made By Humans. Little Humans. (Also Known As Children)

HOW TO BOOZE A GUY IN LINGERIE: Los Angeles Company Offers Alcohol And Underwear Delivery Service. (By Smoking Hot Underwear Models.) Sure. Why Not.

BRA AND ORDER: Japanese Companies Release Man Bra And Lingerie For Men. Finally, My Moobs Have Support AND I Feel Pretty.

"Surprise For Grandma!" (We're Just Gonna Leave It At That...)

SHERIFF OF NUDE-INGHAM: Inspired by Jon Stewart, Self-Described Ferocious Nudist Runs For Sheriff. Guess That Re-Defines The 'Long Arm Of The Law' Idiom.

CIRQUE DU PUSSÝ: Cat Lady Leaves Zookeeper Job To Run Away With Cat Circus. The Internet's Like, "Yup. Makes Sense To Us."

THE FINGER WRESTLER: Obscure German Sport Gives The Finger To Normal Sports. While Wearing Lederhosen.

16-Year-Old Defeats 5-Year-Old Incumbent In Silliest Mayoral Race Ever. (SIDE NOTE: Voting Cost $1 Per Vote)

NATIVE AMERICAN HUSTLE: British Man Leaves Job At Mayo Factory To Pursue Lifelong Dream - Pretending To Be A North American Indian.

20-Year-Old Brazilian Model Spends $50,000 To Become Human Ken Doll. We Think He Should Fight Other Human Ken Doll For Human Barbie Doll's Plastic Hand In Marriage.

CHICKEN DRUNK: Sick Bastard Gets Arrested For Driving Drunk With 100 Chickens Crammed Into His Car. We're Guessing He's Not Vegan.

New Data Reveals Germans Have Most Penis Enlargement Surgeries. (Insert Sausage Joke Here)

LITTLE MISS S#andTSTORM: UK Mom Dresses 4-Year-Old Daughter as Hooters Girl for Kiddy Pageant. On Your Mark, Get Set, Sexploitation!

METH BECOMES HER: Oklahoma Woman Calls Cops To Complain About The Quality Of Her Crystal Meth. They Took Care Of It. (By Arresting Her)

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