WTFark

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Sometimes … you just gotta say “What the Fark.”
From the offbeat to the well beaten path, it's the world seen through Fark-colored glasses.WTFark host Mike Rylander and team take us through the best stories of the day, with the clever, snarky edge that has made fark.com one of the most successful news sites on the planet.
It's not just news… its WTFark!

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A HOME FOR A PHONE: Detroit Homeowner Offering To Trade His House For An iPhone 6!* (*He Owes $6000 In Back Taxes. Oh, And It's Totally Decrepit.)

THOUSAND DOLLAR TASTY: London Chef Creates 'World's Most Expensive Burger.' It Costs Nearly $2000. In Other News, 80% Of Humanity Lives On Less Than $10 Per Day.

LOVE AND J-POP: Japanese Bikini Idol Band Wants You To Date Them! Even Marry Them! (But Only As Long As They Can Film Everything And Put It On TV.)

CRAZY/BOOTYFUL: Woman Gets Arrested With Heroin And Painkillers Hidden Inside Prosthetic Butt. Surprisingly, Not Florida. Wait- Not Florida? Okay, Now I'm Shocked.

BACKWARDS FEET: Woman In China Is Born With Backwards Feet. Not Sure On Her Dancing Skills, But Apparantly, She's A Helluva Waitress. (Seriously)

THE NIGHTMARE ON HUG SEAT: Japanese Manufacturer Unveils Anti-Loneliness Doll Chair That Hugs You. Yup. Totally Not Creepy Or Nightmare-Inducing. (Goodnight!)

MAYOR BUD: Occupy Movement Nominates Dog For Mayor Of Oakland. Dog Vows To Support Single-Bitch Families With Subsidized Milkbone Program

TAXI DESIRE: Pin-Up Calendar Features New York Cab Drivers. Shirtless. And All Beefcake-Like. Yum? (Not Really)

Japanese Guy Invents A Futon Mattress You Can Wear. Don't Worry, It Looks As Ridiculous As It Sounds.

EATING HUMAN: London Chef Creates Burgers That Taste Like Human Flesh. Yes, They Pair Well With Fava Beans And Chianti. (*rimshot*)

THE HEARSE SHOCKER: LA Apartment Complex Tells Disabled Mortuary Student She Can't Park Her Hearse In Handicap Spot; Instead, Directs Her To Nearby Children's Hospital. We Wish Were Making This Up.

CHRISTIAN SWINGERS: Florida Bodybuilders Spread Word Of Lord Through Swinging. No, Not Playground Swinging, Sex Swinging. Like, With Other Buff Married Couples.

THE VAGINA EDIBLES: Feminist Mom Brings 'Vagina Cookies' Into Her Daughter's 2nd Grade Classroom, Story Goes Viral Reddit. (So It Probably Didn't Happen)

CONDOM CHEF: New Japanese Cookbook Teaches You How To Cook With Condoms. Finally, Mike Rylander Has A Use For All Those Condoms He Bought When He Was 16.

GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE BUNS: Danish Restaurant 'Hot Buns' Now Sells Sex Toys With Their Burgers. So... Would You Like Fries Or Penis Rings With That?

BINKY LIKE A MAN: Oklahoma City Police Look for 'Binky Bandit,' Man Who Robs Other Men While Sucking On A Pacifier (And Holding A Handgun).

THREE: Florida Woman Gets Third Boob Surgically Attached To Body For $20,000 To Become Real Life Total Recall Character. Best (Permanent) Halloween Costume Ever.

MY SEX DOLL LIFE: French Woman Spends $50,000 To Become Real Life Sex Doll. See Kids, Dreams Do Come True

WORMY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE BAR: Michigan Woman Finds Worm In Chocolate Bar From Party City. Takes Video, Uploads It To Facebook, Is Upset That Public Facebook Video Is Seen And Shared By The Public.

BEAUTY AND THE BEEF: Couple Has Threesome With Live-In Homeless Man, Then Has Beef Fight In The Bathroom. Kids These Days...

BREAST GROWING PAINS: Aussie Woman Enhances Bust By 18 Sizes, Sets Continental Record For Biggest Boobs. But Wait- She's Not Done Yet!

BREAST GROWING PAINS: 23-Yo Woman Enhances Bust By 18 Sizes, Sets Record For Biggest Boobs In Australia. But She's Not Done Yet!

SEXY MATH TEACHER: Thai Textbook Recalled After Discovering Teacher Image On Cover Is Japanese Porn Star

WELCOME TO THE DOLL'S MOUTH: UK Mom Freaks Out When Talking Barbie Drops The F-Bomb

HAMSTER AND A PLATTER: Pizza Hut Australia Offers One Free Small Pet With 10 Large Pizzas.

WEEKEND AT CLEMENTE'S: Spanish Gravedigger Gets Suspended After Selfie With Mummified Corpse Goes Viral. It's Like They Say, Eat It, Don't Tweet It. Or Something.

NO MORE DOG POOP! Or Else? I'm Gonna Poop On Your Car And Doorstep.

BURGER IS THE NEW BLACK: Burger King Brings Back Black Burger In Japan. Key Ingredient? Bamboo Ash. Yum...

THE DEVIL WEARS NADA: Prankster Erects Nude And Erect Satan Statue In The Middle Of Vancouver. Mmm? Deviled Eggs.

New Zealand Parents Find Gummy Penises Amongst The Gummy Bears And Just Can't Deal. Wait- Kiwis Don't Feed Their Kids Gummy Penises? Weird.

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