WTFark

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Sometimes … you just gotta say “What the Fark.”
From the offbeat to the well beaten path, it's the world seen through Fark-colored glasses.WTFark host Mike Rylander and team take us through the best stories of the day, with the clever, snarky edge that has made fark.com one of the most successful news sites on the planet.
It's not just news… its WTFark!

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SPRAY IT FORWARD: Manager Confronts Shoplifter. With Febreze. To The Face.

CHEER AND LOATHING IN ARIZONA: City Government Tells Lady She Can't Do Cartwheels At Meetings Anymore. Thanks, Obama.

CREEP BEACH: Guy Hides In Bushes, Takes Pervy Photos. So Not #YesAllWomen, Dude?

PREMIUM TUSH: Portland Gears Up For Nude Bike Ride. Local Moms Ain't Cool With Boobies.

TOP BUM: Worst Human Ever Lives in Kentucky and Pretends to be Disabled. For Money.

ROBBIN' HEAD: PISSER THIEVES - Father/Son Duo Steals Restaurant Urinals In Alabama. People Are Pissed. (*sad trombone*)

PRIMAL DEER: Deer Attacked Humans 3 Times This Weekend. Be Afraid. Be Deerly Afraid.

PRAYER GNOME COMPANION: Woman Finds Jesus Statue Inside Gnome Statue. Local News Goes For Pulitzer.

FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO POTTY: Teachers Make Kids Pay To Pee. With Monopoly Money. Seriously.

CON PRAYER: Woman Swindles $26,000 From Wisconsinites. How? The Old-Fashioned Way. Religion. And Radio.

PUSS IN LAWSUITS: Man Gives Stripper Money. Man Thinks She's Girlfriend. Man Sues. Man is Idiot.

SEX TOYS AND THE CITY: Georgia Town Makes Sex Toys Illegal. (Unless You Have a Doctor's Note)

CUT YOU, PANDA: Parents Fight Over Circumcising Their Son. Did I Mention He's 3? And A Panda? Sorta.

A GOAT DAY TO DIE HARD: 3 People Murdered Execution Style. Did I Say People? I Meant Goats.

13 WTFark Ways To... Tell Your Daughter She's Adopted

LOOK WHO'S TAUNTING: Iowa Police Find Criminal On Facebook. Criminal Trolls Their Wall.

MURDER MOST FOWL: Headless Birds Appear In Las Vegas Alley. Also, Quit Kissing Your Chickens!

COCK TALE: Tough Rooster Defends Hardware Store By Walking Around. And Cocking.

NINJA ASININE: Rich Old White People in Florida Terrorized by Ninjas With Tiny Hats

A Statue of Satan Threatens To Darken The Door of The Oklahoma State Capitol

SKYPE THE DOG: Entrepreneurs Invent Video Dog Phone. With Treats. And Smells.

COCK TALE: Tough Rooster Defends Hardware Store By Walking Around. And Cocking.

PIECE OF MIND: A Small Texas Town Is Horribly Traumatized By A Fairly Common Typo

WAFFLE HOUSE DOWN: Tables Turned On Masked Man Who Robs Restaurant With Pitchfork

Mass.gov Twitter Account Says Sexual Assault Is Always Avoidable. Thanks, Obama.

Kids in Indiana Bring Home Pornographic* Calendars From School. (*People In Indiana Don't Know What Porn Is)

THE CRACK STALLION RIDES AGAIN: After Two Months in "Gym" Rehab, Rob Ford Smokes Crack

WORST RAPPER EVER: Environmentally-Conscious British White Rapper Exists.... And Is Bad. Really Bad.

TWERKING GIRLS: Three Women Arrested For Panty-less Dance Show Outside Beaverton City Hall. Blame Molly.

When Your Neighbor's Rotting Corpse Explodes, State Farm is Most Certainly NOT There

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