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Sometimes … you just gotta say “What the Fark.”
From the offbeat to the well beaten path, it's the world seen through Fark-colored glasses.WTFark host Mike Rylander and team take us through the best stories of the day, with the clever, snarky edge that has made fark.com one of the most successful news sites on the planet.
It's not just news… its WTFark!

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Newsbreaker Reporter Just Can't Deal With The Word 'Penis'

SHART OF DARKNESS: Viral Twerk Shart Video Shows Girl Twerking And Sharting? But What Does It Say About Us As A Society???

POTTY ALL THE TIME: France Legalizes Toilets In Kitchens And Living Rooms. Finally, We Can Sh** Where We Eat.

PARENT HORRIBLE ACTIVITY: Mom Thinks* Son Is Possessed By Ghost. (*Is Told By Reality Television Producers)

JESUS CLOWN: "Clowns For Christ" Is Exactly What You Think It Is. They're Clowns. And They're For Christ. Duh.

LEGEND OF DRUNKEN TEACHER: Nice Irish Girl Denied Teaching Job Because "Her People's Alcoholism Nature" In Email Gone Viral On Reddit. (*Whew.* Good Thing Irish People Are White So It's Not Racist.)

BAYWASH: Florida Bikini Car Wash Inspired By Dad's Desire To Raise Money For Kids With Autism. Yes, This Is News, Not The Plot To A 90s Movie

HELL OF MEALS: Man Eats 95 Bowls Of Endless Pasta At Olive Garden In 6 Weeks. Unrelated, US Naturalization Officials Are Reconsidering Our Citizenship Test.

ABOUT SH*T: Sh*tExpress.com Lets You Anonymously Mail Poop To An Enemy's Doorstep. In Other News, Our Grandparent's Generation Saved Europe From Nazis.

GRUMPY CAT'S DIE HARD (Mashup Trailer)

SON OF GOD, UP IN SMOKE: Fresno Locals See Face Of Jesus In House Fire Smoke. Jesus Wonders What They've Been Smoking.

CAN YOU EEL THE BUM TONIGHT: Brazilian Man Shoves Eel Up Butt, Requiring Surgical Removal. Eel, Surprisingly Alive, Begs For Death.

THE SMELL-A-FOOT JOURNEY: Police Officer Pulls Over Woman, Tells Her She Can Go. ...If She Lets Him Smell Her Feet. Or Gives Him Her Underwear.

BABY WATER BOARD: Norway Releases Pro-Baptism Commercial Featuring Baby That Farts And Raps. God Bless America. (Err- I Mean Norway.)

PLUG and CHOCOLATE: Boston Globe Tweets Article About Chocolate. With A Photo Of Butt Plugs. Made Of Chocolate.

F***ING TIGER, HIDDEN HUMAN: Man Is Arrested For Owning Video Of Woman Having Sex With A Tiger* (*Man In A Tiger Suit Yelling "That's Grrrrrreat!")

FACEPIERCER: Participants In Annual Thai Vegetarian Festival Appease Gods By Shoving Swords Through Face. Umm? I'd Rather Just Eat Meat.

THE MAMMARY RETURNS: Three-Breasted Hoaxster From Florida Says 'Rape Should Be Legal' In New Video We Should All Just Ignore

KENTUCKY FRIED BREAKUP: Woman Copes With Breakup By Spending Entire Week In KFC. Continuously. I Guess That Is How She KFCs?

PLUSH HOUR 3: Company That Produces Plush Ebola Toy Sells Out Because We Are Horrible Monsters

THAT DRUNK CAT: Heartless Monsters Dump Anti-Freeze On Cat. Doctors Save Cat By Getting Him Drunk On Vodka. Anti-Freeze, The New Gateway Drug.

PANDA JOB: Researchers Finally Catch A Panda Masturbating On Film. Wait- Finally?

THE MAN IN THE CAM'RON MASK: Rapper Cam'ron Releases His Own Line Of Ebola Mask. (Cuz Nothin' Says Gangsta' Like An Ebola Mask)

NIP/DRUNK: Lifelike Japanese Doll Dispenses Beverage From Breast When Squeezed. Horny Japanese Dudes Rejoice! Finally- A Weird Sex Product From Japan!

THE LOVE PLUG: Artist Erects Giant Butt Plug Statue In Paris. Did I Say Butt Plug? It's A Tree. It's Definitely A Tree. (It's A Butt Plug)

DRESSED TO ILL: Internet Site Sells Ebola Containment Suit Halloween Costume. Funny, Offensive Or Genius Commercialization Of A Deadly Pandemic?

DEAD CLAUS: Drunk Zombie Santa Arrested For Trespassing*. (*Wandering Into Random House, Scaring Kids Therein, Vomiting On Self, Passing Out)

SHE TWERKS HARD FOR THE MONEY: Former Florida Teacher Quits Job To Twerk Professionally On Vine For Six-Figures. (Stay In School, Kids!)

STRANGER WITH PANTIES: Creepy Burglar Breaks Into Chicago Home. Takes No Valuables, Wears And Smells Panties. Sweet Dreams, Everyone!

FIELD OF DISEASE: Italian Farmer Carves Ebola Virus Crop Circle Into His Field. (No, This Is Not A Sequel To M. Night Shyamalan's Signs.)

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