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Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about a woman who had to be rescued after getting stuck in a chimney. And, after discussing porn vs. news again, they find some laugh at some of the ridiculous "stuck" videos. Dave doesn't like them because they are too unrealistic.

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00:00uh this next is a definite porn category but this one is actual news lisa okay a woman trapped
00:19yep trapped in a small chimney in southern california no it's not a point i saw this one
00:28put a woman stuck in chimney i think she could be homeless i'm just saying but when you're stuck
00:36in a chimney you're usually here's the story on this one from abc7 air seven was overhead the
00:42massive emergency response tonight at san fernando recreation park after a woman wound up stuck in a
00:48chimney it's crazy you would think it's a show that somebody put on and you know the show's over
00:52but it wasn't show it's reality members of the la fire department's urban search and rescue team had
00:57to use a ladder to access the chimney and reach the woman inside then using a harness lift her up and
01:03out this all began with that woman somehow making her way to the roof of a building now used for storage
01:09and acting erratically i just see a lady on top of the roof she's like pulling her shirt up then
01:15pulling her pants down it's just on the roof like dancing but as the woman made her way to the chimney
01:20and then into it it became clear that things had quickly turned serious i come around again
01:26and i see her hands like waving out the chimney just screaming help help help we heard her screaming
01:31and then we thought you know she's even at that point at least me i thought she was joking but then
01:35it turned into something serious when she started saying it i'm hurt i'm hurt i need help and i can't
01:39get out and then people started taking her seriously it took some time but that woman was finally brought
01:45down and treated on the ground before she was wheeled to an ambulance and placed inside where she seemed to
01:50be in good spirits what before being taken to the hospital el salvadorian man that's a lady yes it
01:57was yeah that's what it was she just had a very el salvadorian male haircut in your opinion perhaps
02:08and face yeah yeah the chimney is always a wild choice when we hear these stories i don't get it i don't
02:15get it either it's because you're she she's not making any choices it's just like you're just
02:21going with it and there's a chimney and so then part of your brain is like oh i need to climb in that
02:27uh lisa shield yourself shield your eyes what did you do jason he did find us a lady
02:32i don't in the fireplace there's so many she is stuck in there dude how does this start
02:41watch how it happens she has to clean the fireplace you gotta clean it help let me clean my fireplace a
02:47man is helping her that doesn't count though that's the fireplace not the chimney oh but it leads to
02:53the chimney look see this is the only way to help she's not stuck pull she is her head's not even up
02:59there oh my god hey there vagina yes whoa you're going way further than i ever thought you would
03:07he's intrigued i thought she was gonna pretend he's into stuck porn are you like critiquing the
03:13acting of the porn people well dave keep looking if you think that they're ridiculous look up stuck under
03:19table i'm stuck look look up stuck under table if you think that was ridiculous there's santa stuck in
03:25the chimney there's everything of course stuck stuck in the table stuck in the window that's
03:31stuck in the window is hilarious just push up on it she's like stuck in the wind stuck in the bed
03:40oh there's this stuck under her yeah look she's stuck how how she's supposed to get out
03:46these are her arm yeah her arm is stuck yeah oh look oh no oh oopsie yeah you get stuck
03:54oh oh oh oh no come help me stepson exactly and that's how it works horny stepson yeah comes in for
04:05the rescue almost every time almost every time and when dad gets home yeah is he gonna be upset
04:12no he joins in oh my god everyone knows that come on son wild i mean just at least make it
04:19believable it's not at all believable there hasn't been her head wasn't even up the chimney it was
04:25just there oh my god just resting right there oh dave make it believable sell it for me sell it
04:31believable would be helping her out of the chimney yeah just at no point would you take her panties
04:36down and rail her while she's stuck in the chimney walk in there there's someone in a g-string
04:41he's like get up bitch get up you're not stuck i like director dave get up bitch let's let's get
04:48right in that chimney come on i could just see you going through the porn and like no next no
04:55that's not good no matter what that's believable next no no wonder he can't watch porn he doesn't
05:01watch porn because he's like oh my god that's not a real life scenario that's not a real life
05:06scenario that i would ever believe in where did this blonde lady meet this black man
05:14i'd like to know a little bit about them their backstory personal trainer that's not what a pizza
05:19guy does that has never happened well just chuck if you're saying stuck that's what makes it that's
05:32what makes it hilarious i can't just pull my arm i'm like oh you were stuck you were stuck in
05:37i was legitimately it looked the same i was legitimately exactly he's lucky i didn't make
05:44him into one okay all right that's enough i could have took your pants off hey i could have done
05:49everything to him lease what's he gonna do kick you to death i would nothing you're not gonna do
05:54anything you're right to death i could have just pulled your whole pants down and put you online
05:58you hr i could have that's a whole different sect oh man yeah trying to fight it oh my god
06:06if i would have just made a davis stuck video it would have went crazy with all of those dudes that
06:14i would just love to walk in on a guy like oh my god yeah second porn that would have been his first
06:22that's true that would have been his first porn technically sorry i'm just going along hey you're
06:27playing porn so i'm gonna just a little bit of second born well i mean he is famous look him up
06:35what are we talking about all right not that is it still out there no yeah i thought so too enough
06:42yeah it's still there you guys i wonder how many views it has now
06:46stop we will not okay we will not we don't have to look i just want to know the news
06:50enough issues in my marriage i was just throwing it out there we're gonna go by i just want to know
06:56how many views it has anyways i'm just all i'm saying is you're spending that money making that porn
07:03make it just all she'd do is put her head up a little bit more out of sight and you've been like
07:07oh yeah she's she's a great actress yeah she does great exactly yeah she does that's not her there's a
07:13couple other ones that are really really great yeah i mean i didn't just find it on a whim
07:19oh you knew right where to go maggie milf you know anyone named cory yeah yeah of course she does
07:25great stuff too she does she also stuck is that her specialty all the time where i know what you guys
07:29are into yeah all the time you know what i mean i've told you what i'm into his whole thing is like um
07:35i just know there are certain milfs out there right and that is what he is focusing on milf
07:44hunting a lot of milfs get stuck you just listed like uh yeah that was like the 90s the early
07:50like a literal website yeah milf hunter yeah like a thousand percent yeah like just add a dot com to
07:58that dave and that is the actual site yeah yep i don't he would hate it it wasn't
08:05real meetups exactly what were they in love are these two in love are they dating the camera
08:12wouldn't go that way exactly you can't do that while someone's driving i think you can have a
08:21good balance of sexy lady and good actress oh my god who sells it they get stuck in a sink
08:28they get stuck in a like the garburetor that's yeah exactly that's what yeah so is unprotected sex
08:37it's like oh my god you gotta wear a rubber where's his condom where's his condom yeah where's
08:41this jimmy hat whatever so you'd like the more produced porn probably yes he he's obviously into
08:50like the girlfriend experience the less a house yeah like romantic right romantic yeah real romantic
08:58yeah yeah passionate boyfriend girlfriend sensual yeah sensual it's like it it's i think it's porn
09:05designed more for women but you know i've got rex for you dave i don't want no passionate porn i just
09:12want believable right usually that search that's gets you to that exactly you'll find in my experience
09:23that's okay here's a question i've searched anything you could think of man just trying
09:28to mix it up has anyone made a believable version of a stuck porn i don't think so i don't think there
09:37is a real believable stuck porn real stuck porn there's real stuck see like the next one down
09:48is probably where you start to get into careful everybody care oh yeah no no that is god my god
09:54some of the things that just came up holy hell it is no well maybe it's inappropriate oh well she's
10:03actually look that's where you get stuck in the railing look at her she's stuck under the bed
10:08camera inside the washing machine how do they know she was going to be in there that's who he was
10:13talking about that's her yep oh yeah under the bed yeah man oh in the elevator that look she's stuck
10:23in the drawer just like dave got imagine i did all these things to you stuck in between the couch oh you
10:29get stuck in there it's some of the best it's so oh my god it's so funny yeah stuck in the sink i
10:36think she's yeah she's stuck in the oven yes the oven that lady is stuck in a bathroom sink it isn't
10:44literally impossible here's just one called my old lady showing her yeah well so there's no believable
10:51no i don't think it's ever been made lisa i really i really don't i think the whole genre is maybe
10:56that's my thing maybe that's what i do now dave's believable porn yeah because i could have got like
11:03a like a tall black fella to come in and look at this guy is stuck in this this what's wrong with
11:10you i can help you get out wrong with him right like i helped you get out i think about this is
11:15this is what is he finds humor in sodomizing his co-worker oh look you're really stuck
11:21stuck for real real let me help you i gotta pull on your hips what's wrong with him that's how they
11:28do it they start pulling the hips he's a fantasy you even imagine that you can imagine it you got
11:33to get his other hand stuck his other hand would know his other hand would have been trying to fight
11:38oh you got some fighting you i like it oh you're kicking he's kicking he's bucking like a mule
11:43yep probably too far now yeah thanks lisa now oh yeah now 10 minutes later stop now
11:52that was a good way to do that