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Vash the Stampede is the man with a $$60,000,000,000 bounty on his head. The reason: he's a merciless villain who lays waste to all those that oppose him and flattens entire cities for fun, garnering him the title "The Humanoid Typhoon." He leaves a trail of death and destruction wherever he goes, and anyone can count themselves dead if they so much as make eye contact—or so the rumors say. In actuality, Vash is a huge softie who claims to have never taken a life and avoids violence at all costs.
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00:30Oh, my God.
01:00Oh, my God.
01:30Come on, Mom. Please buy me a gun.
01:36Well, what do you call that thing in your hand?
01:38I mean a real one.
01:40You're not old enough, Thomas.
01:42Yes, I am.
01:44I'll clean out the Thomas stable every day.
01:46Come on, Mom. Please.
01:49I'll be careful, I promise. Please.
01:51I'll be careful, I'll be careful.
01:52I'll be careful.
02:02I don't know.
02:32Ha!
02:53Vasha Stampede, the humanoid typhoon, taken down at Inepril city, nice headline.
03:02Ha ha ha! The sixty billion double dollars is ours!
03:05I'm so excited I get shit.
03:08Not only are we disgustingly rich, we're gonna be famous across the entire galaxy.
03:12Ha ha ha!
03:13Huh?
03:14You're acting awfully cautious. It's okay, he's dead.
03:18Heh, I can't help it, it's him lying there.
03:23Hey, cheer up, you look so depressed. This is a great day for us.
03:28With what we just earned, we can have this restaurant rebuilt if you want.
03:31Do you mean it?
03:32Damn straight, sweet cheeks. Me and my esteemed partners here are multi-billionaires now.
03:38Oh, I'm so relieved. I was very worried about that.
03:43You reek of tomatoes.
03:45I know. When I was trying to run away, it got dumped all over me.
03:49Hey, would you mind reimbursing me for my dry cleaning?
03:52I'll reimburse you, alright.
03:55With a one-way ticket to the pearly gates!
04:01Oh!
04:02Oh!
04:03Oh!
04:04Oh!
04:05They are so impatient.
04:06Hey, why do you have to be in such a rush? Come on, let's just talk it over.
04:10Who the heck are you, mister?
04:12Oh, I get so embarrassed when I have to introduce myself.
04:16But since you were asked, I'm like a hunter of peace.
04:19One who chases the elusive mayfly of love.
04:21Or, well, something like that.
04:25Ah, kill that motherfucker!
04:27Are you insane?!
04:29Do you wanna die, stupid? He just shot us all!
04:31Next time he might use real bullets!
04:33It's okay, shoot if you want. Try your luck.
04:36No way!
04:37What the hell did you say?!
04:38I'm gonna blow your freaking head off, you crazy!
04:43Give it up. With the exception of this guy, I'm afraid you've used up all your bullets already.
04:47Ah!
04:49I don't understand! How could you tell?!
04:52I counted.
04:57Gee, I really hope it's not cold outside for them.
05:00Hm?
05:02Here's your gun, partner. It really helped.
05:05Thank you very much.
05:08That was quite impressive, young man.
05:11A dangerous situation. Have you always survived like that without shooting anyone?
05:15Because it's too wasteful. After all, I can come into a restaurant like this and order an entire stack of pancakes for the price of one silly bullet.
05:22You are a strange one. It seems very odd that you consider yourself a gunman.
05:27You got a point there.
05:28I'm very sorry.
05:36Huh?
05:37Huh?
05:38I really hate to do this, son, but you are Mr. Vash the Stampede, aren't you?
05:44Uh...
05:45I am sorry. Please die without the fuss, okay?
05:48I'm sorry about this, Mr. Vash, sir.
05:51Hey. No biggie.
05:53Oh my gosh. Half the city is buried in sand.
06:02Their plant probably broke down and stopped working.
06:06Well, then they should fix it.
06:08Do you have any idea how much repairs to a plant that size can cost?
06:12Why? Is it expensive?
06:14This time it looks like the rumors are true.
06:21You're smiling.
06:24Huh?
06:25I... I am not smiling.
06:27Now we have to go run risk prevention and get this documented.
06:30This time we will find the real Vash the Stampede and bring about his downfall.
06:35No!
06:36No!
06:37No!
06:38No!
06:39No!
06:40No!
06:41Ah!
06:42Can this be the end?
06:43There he is! In here!
06:44Oh, crap!
06:45There he goes!
06:46Come out of your way!
06:48That's him! We've got you now!
06:50Oh, really? Do you mean me?
06:52Ah!
06:53Ah!
06:54Ah!
06:55Ah!
06:56Ah!
06:57Ah!
06:58Ah!
06:59Ah!
07:00Everyone's so busy today.
07:01Mom.
07:02Ah!
07:03Mom!
07:04Mom!
07:05Why does this keep happening to me?
07:06I haven't done anything wrong, but I'm always in trouble and everybody's always picking
07:09on me.
07:10What do I do, Mom?
07:11Oh!
07:12Why am I crying in French?
07:14Ah!
07:15Ah!
07:16Ah!
07:17Ah!
07:18Ah!
07:19Ah!
07:20Ah!
07:21Ah!
07:22Ah!
07:23Ah!
07:24Ah!
07:25Ah!
07:26Ah!
07:27Ah!
07:28Ah!
07:29Ah!
07:30Ah!
07:31Ah!
07:32Ah!
07:33It's a party and everyone in it is blown away!
07:35But if they are this agitated, I wonder if...
07:37It really might be him.
07:39Let's stop this now!
07:40Come on!
07:42Hey, wait a minute! Merrill, come back!
07:43Merrill!
07:44Merrill!
07:45Ugh!
07:47Ergh!
07:52ergh!
07:53You're playing so bad! I CAN'T STAND IT!
07:54Damn it! Whose idea was it to use the grenade?
07:58He can't be identified for the reward if he's a pile of pulp, you dumbass!
08:02This is bad. People out of control. Complete mayhem.
08:06Attention! Excuse me!
08:08If you just wasn't for a moment, I'm very sorry to disturb you.
08:12My name is Meryl Streis from the Bernardelli Insurance Society, and I'm here to stay...
08:18The man you're all after, the one who's known as Bash the Stampede, is a very dangerous man!
08:23In order to protect your precious lives and all of your valuable possessions from any further harm.
08:28Huh?
08:29This is a message from Mission Control. Temporarily suspend all pursuit of Bash the Stampede.
08:35Everybody proceed to base at once!
08:37Ugh, temporarily? What the hell's the matter with them? Stop all pursuit now!
08:45Well, what are we supposed to do now, Chairman? The damage and casualties are just getting worse by the moment.
08:51Oh, I cannot believe we still haven't caught this guy after four hours of fighting.
08:55Caught him? The guy's impossible! He's managed to run away without returning a single bullet!
09:00He's just too good for us. If we make him mad, there's no telling.
09:04Chairman, perhaps we should stop this while the city is still standing.
09:08That goes without saying.
09:10Where can I find the man in charge? I need to speak to him.
09:13And just who are you people?
09:15Let me see the man in charge!
09:19How can you allow this to happen? This is an outrage!
09:22You can't possibly take out the humanoid typhoon no matter how many thousands of people you set on him!
09:27Uh, yes, I know that the risk is very high. But, Miss, you must understand that we really need that sixty billion double dollars!
09:36It's for the plant, isn't it?
09:38That's right. Because of a support system bug, over half of the plant is completely unusable!
09:44But if you mess with Mr. Vash and the entire city gets wrecked, you're gonna have a lot more than just the plant to worry about.
09:50Oh, no. It may already be too late. I thought we should fight fire with fire, so that's when I called in our last resort.
09:58And, sir, just what is our last resort?
10:01Hmm, that.
10:03Huh?
10:04Hmm, hmm, hmm.
10:09Blah!
10:10It's over. It's all over.
10:23Can somebody tell me who or what that is?
10:26It's the Nebraska family!
10:27Alright, who's the idiot that parked this car here?
10:31Are you trying to make my son trip or what? Look, you heard him! Move it now, you damn ignorant drivers!
10:37Let me borrow that thing right now.
10:39Nebraska family, what are you doing here? Both of you are supposed to be serving a jail term of 700 years!
10:45Shut your stinking trap! We released ourselves yesterday at our own discretion!
10:49That... that is called a jailbreak!
10:52Gee, that's too bad. And I was getting quite fond of the quiet life.
10:56But then again, who can lie idle knowing that sixty billion double dollars is there for the taking?
11:02Isn't that right, Goosef?
11:07The infamous Nebraska family. Convicted felons of over 150 Class A offenses and...
11:14Tell me you're not gonna sick that big oaf on Bash the Stampede now!
11:17Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
11:20Oh, I'm sick of this! Why does every situation we run into take the worst possible turn? I can't stand it anymore!
11:26We caught Vash the Stampede! Huh?
11:30Down here! I said we caught Vash the Stampede!
11:33Eh?
11:34Like I said before, we caught Vash the Stampede!
11:37Do you mean you really caught him?
11:39Well, maybe they decided to give up after all. Huh?
11:48Ahhhh! I'm alive!
11:53Oh?
11:54Don't move, Mr. Vash!
11:56I'm alive!
11:57Oh?
11:58Don't move, Mr. Vash!
12:00I'm alive!
12:02Oh?
12:03Don't move, Mr. Vash!
12:04Huh?
12:05Uh-oh!
12:06Hey, Sandy! Go tell Control that we've caught him! We've caught Vash the Stampede! Tell them to hurry!
12:19Right!
12:20Be quick now!
12:22Bounty hunters in aprons?
12:26Huh?
12:27Wouldn't want children to see this.
12:29That's right! We don't want them to see this!
12:33But we have no other choice! We desperately need money!
12:36I have a son lying sick at home, but the town doctor decided to take off and abandon this dying city!
12:42I don't know what's wrong with my boy!
12:45I can't just stand back and wait! There's no one left to help him here!
12:49That's why... that's why I...
12:51The people, the land, everything went wrong after the plant malfunctioned!
12:55But not everyone is rich enough to leave this damned city!
12:59We need money to call the engineers to fix the plant!
13:02Unless it's repaired, the city is finished!
13:04Along with everyone in it!
13:06Only one person has to die to save this city!
13:10So please, Mr. Vash, give yourself up!
13:13Please don't move!
13:16Please don't move!
13:20I understand your situation better than you know.
13:24However...
13:25No! Please, sir! Don't do that!
13:28Until I see this man you're after, I have no choice but to keep moving!
13:33Now please, for the love of God, don't shoot that gun!
13:50Everybody get down!
14:00Over there!
14:01Wait, I see it!
14:03Vash the Stampede is right over there!
14:06BINGO!
14:08That was so easy!
14:10Almost too easy!
14:11Are you down after only one shot?
14:14That's funny! That is so funny!
14:24But where is Vash the Stampede?
14:26What the hell?!
14:27What the hell?!
14:29What the hell?!
14:31That's him!
14:32The Devil's Helper who single-handedly reduced a city of one million people to ashes!
14:44The legendary outlaw Vash the Stampede is just over that hill!
14:47The legendary outlaw Vash the Stampede is just over that hill!
14:48That's him!
14:49That's him!
14:50The Devil's Helper who single-handedly reduced a city of one million people to ashes!
14:54The legendary outlaw Vash the Stampede is just over that hill!
14:59That...
15:00That...
15:01That can't...
15:02No way!
15:03Hehehehe!
15:04Hehehehe!
15:05Hehehehe!
15:06My, my!
15:07That's more like it!
15:08Hey, wait a minute!
15:09Isn't there something wrong with this picture?
15:10Hehehehe!
15:11Hehehehe!
15:12Hehehehe!
15:13Hehehehe!
15:14My, my!
15:16That's more like it!
15:21Hey!
15:22Wait a minute!
15:27Hey, wait a minute. Isn't there something wrong with this picture? They must know that
15:39man can't be him. Bash the Stampede is a horrible fiend. If you get in his way, he can destroy
15:46cities. And he can get out of the worst situations imaginable. Even if he's up against a thousand
15:54men, he'd find a way to emerge without a scratch. That... that's who...
16:00What now, Bash the Stampede?
16:03That's him. Bash the Stampede.
16:12What's the matter, buddy boy? Are you chickening out?
16:24Hmm... Well, aren't you a nice guy?
16:36Hey, time's up, Wonder Boy! Throw the fear of death into him, cobstack!
16:40Chairman, that damn Nebraska's a loose cannon! I'm sorry, I didn't want anyone to get hurt.
16:52How could you do that?
16:54I can't believe you both are still alive and well!
16:58I was kinda hoping! You ditch the woman and save your own skin!
17:13Bash wouldn't do that! He isn't that kind of person!
17:19Come to think of it...
17:21So you won't kill no matter what, huh?
17:31You are disgusting!
17:34You know what, Vass? You're nothing but a damn hypocrite!
17:38There's no way you haven't had to kill troublemakers somewhere along the line!
17:43How do I know? Because nobody can survive what you've been through without hurting somebody!
17:48The sixty-billion-double-dollar bounty on your head is proof of that!
17:55Well, what do you have to say for yourself?
17:58Vass the Stampede?
18:02Why won't he say anything?
18:04Why is he just standing there, taking that kind of abuse?
18:08Hmm...
18:15Hmm?
18:18You're finally ready to fight, are you?
18:26Oh, so you wanna draw!
18:29It's pointless no matter what caliber pistol you use!
18:32Like trying to stop a car from ramming at 120 aisles an hour!
18:36You felt it twice already!
18:37Even your puny brain can realize my son's fist is a force to be reckoned with!
18:41Or do you really believe you'll survive another one?
18:43This is your last chance to run!
18:46Although no matter how fast you are, within the next few minutes you'll be smashed into tiny pieces!
18:52Now pay attention, because as a courtesy I'm going to lecture you on just what a stupid fool you really are!
18:59Using this technique!
19:00My human mincemeak special course!
19:06Go help him, quick!
19:09Enjoy being a hero for a moment, then die in a most humiliating way!
19:12Go ahead!
19:13You're a hero!
19:15You're a hero for a moment!
19:16You're a hero for a moment!
19:18Let's run away!
20:19Not quite, Doc.
20:23I have one left.
20:25Could be my special one.
20:27I can't believe it.
20:51Did you see what he did?
20:52He really beat him.
20:54And he did it with only six bullets.
20:55Unbelievable.
20:59Suddenly it's become very clear to me why he is called the Humanoid Typhoon.
21:04It's actually him.
21:07He's for real.
21:09The legendary outlaw.
21:11Bash the stampede.
21:12You're amazing.
21:14That's nice of you guys to say that.
21:18But I'm no more amazing than you are.
21:21It ain't over yet.
21:24What?
21:26What the?
21:28That's twice you've saved me today.
21:30Hey!
21:31Don't ignore me, you!
21:34Don't think you won, even for a second.
21:38Let's call it quits already.
21:40After all now, this land is made of love and peace!
21:45Love and peace!
21:50Love and peace!
21:53Love and peace!
21:56Love and peace!
21:59What is he doing?
22:01Come on now, you gotta write the company report.
22:03Hurry up!
22:05Love and peace!
22:07M. Strife Company Report.
22:09Four months and twelve days after receiving our orders for the insurance investigation,
22:13we achieved contact with our target, the man called Vash.
22:19Contact with our target, the man simply known as Vash the...
22:24Love and peace!
22:26No! Make it go away! I can't stand anymore!
22:30Now everybody, join along!
22:32Love and peace!
22:43Love and peace!
22:49Love and peace!
22:52Love and peace!
23:00Love and peace!
23:00I'm just going to leave my eyes
23:08I'm just going to leave my eyes
23:16If I'm looking for my eyes
23:21I'm going to leave my eyes
23:25He can't be anything else
23:29I'm so happy
23:33I'm so happy
23:37I'll see you next time
23:41I'll see you next time
23:49The longer one holds on to a memory, the longer one lives in the past.
24:12The deeper the memory they hold on to, the more beautiful the past will become.
24:19The beautiful memories will eventually turn into hate.
24:23Even if they look ahead, they lose the ability to walk.
24:27As long as the heavy chain called revenge continues to bind the heart, the tears of sadness
24:33will continue to flow.
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