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Vash the Stampede is the man with a $$60,000,000,000 bounty on his head. The reason: he's a merciless villain who lays waste to all those that oppose him and flattens entire cities for fun, garnering him the title "The Humanoid Typhoon." He leaves a trail of death and destruction wherever he goes, and anyone can count themselves dead if they so much as make eye contact—or so the rumors say. In actuality, Vash is a huge softie who claims to have never taken a life and avoids violence at all costs.
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00:30Oh, my God.
01:00Oh, my God.
01:30Oh, my God.
01:59Brother, you sure seem like a mighty prosperous fella, huh?
02:06What do you want?
02:07I ain't got no cash.
02:09How about buying me a drink, huh?
02:12I'll take anything that's got alcohol in it.
02:16Ethyl, methyl, cough syrup, whatever.
02:19Screw off, you stupid drunk!
02:24Don't be bringing your raking corpse in here ever again.
02:27I won't give you alcohol, but I'd be happy to give you a nice hot lead bullet between the eyes.
02:33So what's the matter?
02:34Are you too scared to talk now, mister?
02:36And don't show your ugly face around here, either.
02:41The stupid idiots.
02:52So, Meryl, what are we going to search for today?
03:04A giant man, a red coat, blonde hair, or a guy with a mohawk?
03:09Let's see now, after that, what was next?
03:12I've had it with rumors.
03:14From now on, I'll only believe what I see for myself.
03:16There's a gunman out there that's so amazing, they put 60 billion double dollars on his head.
03:21That's where we're going to begin our search today.
03:23That's awfully vague, Meryl. Can you be more specific?
03:27All I'm saying is that we need to pay special attention to anyone that might be like that.
03:32But this seems to be such a peaceful, quiet town.
03:35You've got to always be alert, Millie.
03:37You never know when Vash's stampede is going to show up and then kaboom.
03:42Oh, wow! Hi, Vash!
03:47Well, hey there!
03:49It's the insurance girls. Are you working?
03:51Oh, yes, working hard.
03:53Hmm. Well, your company must be very proud of you. Keep up the good work.
03:58Okay, Mr. Vash, we will.
03:59See you around, ladies.
04:05Gee, Meryl, he matches the description perfectly.
04:08What makes you think he's Vash?
04:10Well, because he raised his hand when I called his name.
04:13He only raised his hand because you called out to him.
04:16It's a natural response when someone calls out to you.
04:19Listen, we're looking for a horrible fiend with a price on his head.
04:22Not an obnoxious idiot like that, man.
04:24I think I have a cold.
04:27I'm going!
04:32Damn, that really hurt.
04:35Huh?
04:40Over here, buddy.
04:44Talking to you, pal.
04:45You bump into someone, then you ain't got nothing to say for yourself?
04:48Huh?
04:50Uh, hi. Catch you later.
04:57Hold this.
04:58Oh, oh, oh.
05:00My freaking shoulder hurts because you slammed into me back there.
05:03Oh, oh.
05:05How about buying me a drink?
05:06Huh?
05:07I don't expect any money here.
05:09I just want you to buy me a drink.
05:11No, no, no, no, no, no.
05:13Hey, don't be shy.
05:16Hey, we're pals, aren't we?
05:18Well, I don't even know you.
05:20Oh, come on, buddy.
05:21Give that up.
05:22Give what are you doing to me?
05:24What the?
05:26Just one thing, bro.
05:28You won't me.
05:30Travelling generosity here.
05:35That's disgusting.
05:37Just ignore them.
05:38But, Mero, wait.
05:40Where are you going?
05:41I need your help.
05:42How can you just leave me like this?
05:45How about a little make-em-kiss, brother?
05:51Help!
05:54Hey, bartender!
05:57Bring me the best of the house!
06:00You got money, Frank?
06:02My boy here is the son of a millionaire.
06:05Bring it on!
06:06Nothing but the finest!
06:09He's lying.
06:10Please just bring us the cheapest in the house, all right?
06:18I don't want nobody making trouble in here.
06:20So, mister, you're going to have to let me hold your gun until you leave.
06:24Huh?
06:25All right.
06:31This is a strange gun.
06:33It was given to me.
06:35I think it's a pretty good gun.
06:37No, it isn't.
06:38It isn't.
06:40Yeah.
06:40You're pretty sharp.
06:42You must know guns.
06:44It's three inches off from only ten yards.
06:48Huh?
06:56It wouldn't kill her any more friendly, now, would it?
07:00Huh?
07:00I propose a toast to new friends.
07:06Uh, yeah.
07:11Ah, sweet.
07:13Mmm.
07:13I have all the greatest adventures man created in our history.
07:17Alcohol is his greatest.
07:19Wouldn't you agree, my pal?
07:20By the way, I wasn't really intending on buying you drinks, but since I am, could you listen
07:27to my request?
07:28What do you want?
07:29Frank Marlin.
07:30Do you know him?
07:31Uh, never heard of him.
07:34Hey, Grandma!
07:35Oh, I mean, Miss!
07:36He is famous, isn't he?
07:38Yeah, he's famous, all right.
07:40He's the hero of this here town.
07:43A long time ago, this town was attacked by vicious bandits.
07:47So Marlin, the gunsmith, went around town, handing out guns he made himself, teaching
07:52folks how to use them against the bandits.
07:55Huh.
07:56Now you know the story.
07:57So what's your business with Frank Marlin?
08:00Well, I just wanted him to fix my old heap, that's all.
08:03You're wasting your time.
08:04He'd just pawn it for booze, and you'd have to buy yourself a new gun.
08:07You really want to give your gun to a complete stranger, mister?
08:20You'll only have yourself to blame if you get shot in the back.
08:25You'd have to be a damned idiot.
08:31That's right.
08:32Nothing but a hopeless old fool.
08:34Huh?
08:42What?
08:44Are you serious?
08:45There's really no sheriff in this town?
08:47That's right, Miss.
08:49What do you mean, that's right?
08:50My dear, this is a very quiet town.
08:53Nothing serious ever happens here.
08:55I'm proud to say that Warren City is a safe place full of happy people.
08:58The worst it ever gets are a few crazy drunks.
09:01Mr. Mayor, I don't mean to alarm you, sir, but there is something very important I have
09:07to tell you now.
09:10Meow.
09:11The legendary criminal here in my town?
09:14That's ridiculous.
09:15I assure you, it's no laughing matter.
09:17Well, if he's really that great, I think it would be kind of fun to have him attack and
09:22spice things up around here.
09:23I'm sorry, Mr. Mayor, but I don't find this funny at all.
09:29Hey!
09:30Big bro!
09:32They was right!
09:33It's just like we heard!
09:35A big armored truck's gonna be coming to that town's bank at noon!
09:43Excellent, dear brother.
09:45It's 4,000 yards to the next town.
09:48They have no sheriff.
09:50We couldn't ask for a better location.
09:53And listen to this.
09:55I heard a rumor going around.
09:56They say Vash the Stampede showed up and he's real close.
10:00Do you mean Vash the Humanoid Typhoon?
10:03Yeah.
10:05Huh?
10:10Alright.
10:10Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, I have a plan.
10:20We will have the Humanoid Typhoon.
10:22Vash the Stampede attacked the armored car.
10:24I can see it now.
10:26This is perfect.
10:32Meow.
10:35Get the hell out!
10:37Hey, what'd you do that for?
10:39We were just enjoying a drink, you selfish witch.
10:42Get me, get me back my gun, Grandma.
10:47Huh?
10:48What happened, brother?
10:50I don't know.
10:51My head just started to hurt.
10:54Huh, that's not good.
10:55I have an idea.
10:57Oh, you have an idea?
10:58Let's go to my place and drink it better.
11:01What are you two doing there?
11:04Huh?
11:05Oh, it's the insurance girls.
11:07You sure look happy, Mr. Vash.
11:11Having a heck of a good time.
11:13By the way, what are the two of you doing out so late?
11:16We're here on night patrol.
11:17My partner is convinced that Vash the Stampede is going to show up in town tonight.
11:21He does not need to know why we're out so late, Millie.
11:24Sorry about that, Meryl.
11:26Night patrol?
11:27Wow, that's really great.
11:29Aren't these girls weatherful?
11:31Here's to the wonderful women!
11:35Cheer!
11:35Cheer!
11:39Gee, Meryl, they look like they're having a blast.
11:42I don't think so.
11:43People only drown themselves in alcohol when they have something they want to forget.
11:48It's an escape from reality.
11:49Are you still drinking, brother?
12:05Yeah, tons.
12:07How about you?
12:08I don't think you're going to be in any shape if you're going to work tomorrow.
12:12I got it covered.
12:13I'm not worried about it.
12:15I only do charity where I don't get paid, so it doesn't matter whether I'm coherent or not.
12:19Huh?
12:20My friend, the world is full of the weak and the suffering.
12:25I've always made it my business to help out those in time of need.
12:29Ah.
12:33But then I found a way to help those who aren't suffering at y'all.
12:39What?
12:40What the hell are you talking about?
12:43They say it's wrong to discriminate.
12:45Right?
12:46You help someone, and then someone else suffers.
12:50That is how this world works.
12:52Oh.
12:54That is why I've decided to do nothing.
12:58That's all I do.
12:59Nothing but drink.
13:00Huh.
13:05There you have equality.
13:09You really think so?
13:15You want to see Frank Marlin?
13:28Hmm.
13:29You might as well give it up, pal.
13:31He just ain't the man he was ten years ago.
13:34Now he's just a damned drunk.
13:37As a gunsmith, he was something of a genius.
13:40But then in one day, his whole life changed.
13:42When his wife and kid were killed in a bank robbery.
13:45Huh?
13:45They happened to be in the bank at the wrong time.
13:55They just got caught in the crossfire.
13:58But to Frank, the real tragedy was,
14:01he had made the guns that the robbers used.
14:04In fact, he had given them the guns personally.
14:06What the?
14:29Where'd he go?
14:32Oh my god!
14:33Huh?
14:34Bash the Stampede is here!
14:35He's attacking the armored car!
14:39Bash the Stampede?
14:44It'd be real smart to keep your distance,
14:46because this gentleman here
14:48is none other than the 60 billion double dollar man.
14:51Bash the Stampede, the humanoid typhoon!
14:55Leave him alone.
14:56If you get him real mad,
14:57he may just decide to blow this town to smithereens.
15:00Hmm.
15:00How pleasant.
15:02Sure would be nice if all the townsfolk were this helpful.
15:05Uh, excuse me, uh, Mr. Vash?
15:08My name is Meryl Streif,
15:09and I'm here with my partner
15:10representing the Bernardelli Insurance Society,
15:13and, uh, well, we were sent here to...
15:15Hey, shut up and just load the bags!
15:17Yes, sir!
15:17I feel horrible, Meryl!
15:21Oh, if only I would've bought him a box of donuts!
15:24You'd better get the lead out, lady!
15:25Yes, sir!
15:26We will, will!
15:33Countermeasure number one.
15:35Take the place of a hostage.
15:37Won't work.
15:39Number two, then.
15:40Send everybody into a mad panic by shouting,
15:43Earthquake!
15:45Even worse.
15:47Well, then, what do you suggest?
15:49I have to go with number three.
15:51You know, you just stand back here where it's safe,
15:54let them take the money, and shut up.
15:55I don't think so.
15:59Why the hell are you sticking your neck out?
16:01If you just keep quiet, you just might stay alive.
16:03There'll be a lot less damage around here, too.
16:06Look, do you see that little girl?
16:08Yeah.
16:09Her mother promised to buy her something with her money
16:11that used to be in the bank before this happened.
16:14You know her?
16:15Nah, just made it up.
16:17What are you doing worrying about other people's money?
16:20I mean, what good's it gonna do you?
16:23Nothing at all.
16:24Except, that this situation is not equal.
16:45What's he doing?
16:47Me?
16:54What do you think you're doing?
16:56Trying to play the hero cowboy?
16:58No, not really.
16:59I'm not as great as you might think I am.
17:06Ah, gee, that's too bad.
17:08You've got a flat tire.
17:09Well, I guess you won't be escaping in this.
17:11Son of a...
17:25How'd he do that?
17:31Are you crazy?
17:32Do you have any idea what you're getting yourself into, mister?
17:36This gentleman here is the one and only infamous humanoid typhoon.
17:40He's Vash the Stampede!
17:42Now, that's funny.
17:44Pardon me.
17:45But I was under the impression that he was a lot more handsome.
17:48Are you implying that I am not Vash the Stampede?
17:52Maybe we should find out.
17:53Why?
17:54Why are you doing this?
18:11We can use force if we have to.
18:14Right.
18:16Why?
18:17Hold it right there!
18:20Huh?
18:21Huh?
18:33This gun is an original Frank Marlin special.
18:37And don't think I'll miss just cause I'm a woman.
18:39Am I supposed to be afraid of this Frank Marlin?
18:42It's a rusted piece of crap!
18:44You actually believe you'll hit me with that thing?
18:47Huh?
18:48Why?
18:50Why are they doing that?
18:54Why am I just standing here?
18:57That this situation is not equal.
19:02Huh?
19:03Huh?
19:03Huh?
19:07What the?
19:17Huh?
19:18Huh?
19:23Apparently you think that you have won.
19:25You think wrong!
19:32A piece of parting advice?
19:34You should always save your aces for last.
19:35Ahahahahahaha!
19:42Checkmate, mister.
19:45Shooting from behind is just not my style.
19:49You'll pay for this!
19:50You will pay!
19:53Wow. They really stick together.
19:56Huh?
19:58Hmph.
19:59Wasn't even loaded.
20:01Heh. Sure wasn't.
20:06He's actually dumber than I thought. That guy is unbelievable.
20:13Here's to all the great folks to save the town!
20:16In your eye!
20:23Grandma, what you waiting for? Fill her up!
20:27I mean, please fill her up, miss, if you wouldn't mind.
20:30That's better.
20:33I will never understand him.
20:34Things turned out well after all. There's no damage to the town.
20:39The chief will probably give us both promotions.
20:42But the bandit was a fake. It wasn't really him.
20:44And we still haven't gotten our chance to meet Vash the Stampede.
20:48But someone matches his description.
20:51Oh, man, I've got to find the can.
20:54Stick him up.
21:04I wouldn't exactly count on this for everyday use if I were you, but...
21:08Here, take it.
21:11I've changed the cylinder and the hammer parts for you, and I gave it a full tune-up.
21:16Hey, thanks.
21:17Oh, heck, you don't need to thank me.
21:20But there is one thing I want to know.
21:21What are you going to do with that gun?
21:23I intend to use it to create equality and peace throughout the world!
21:29Huh?
21:30Huh?
21:30Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
21:33Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
21:36Well, if you ever wear it out again, bring it back. I'll fix it as good as new.
21:41Great. When I do, I'll bring the bourbon next time.
21:43No, thanks. I've given up alcohol. I've got better things to do instead of drinking.
21:49What do you think they're talking about?
21:51Shh.
21:52You know what? I just realized, pal, I never did get your name.
21:56Well, uh, I'm a...
22:01You drink too much.
22:06I'm sorry!
22:07Disgusting.
22:13You just don't want to admit that you're worried about him, do you, Mary?
22:17No, and I'm not following him for your information. We just happen to be going in the same direction.
22:27Bang, bang!
22:43青い空の下で 風は未来に行く 太陽の日差しを 抱きしめるように ただ流されるだけ
23:06足跡だけを残して 足跡だけを残して 頬を撫でる空気と 寝転ぶ草があれば 他に何もいらない 満ち足りた笑顔で 果てる
23:35見逃しなく続く 明日を見つめ眠る er
23:53ラナナナ… ラナナナ ナナナナ ラナナナ
24:00A past that can't be forgotten and can't be buried.
24:10A past that can't even be shaken for just a little time.
24:15The sentiment deep inside each of their hearts is strong and equal.
24:19For beloved parents and for a beloved daughter,
24:23two men can only find the answer from behind their triggers.
24:26The moment the sentimental bullets flew towards each other,
24:29the men stood silent, yet were weeping.
24:33The past and slaves.
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