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Vash the Stampede is the man with a $$60,000,000,000 bounty on his head. The reason: he's a merciless villain who lays waste to all those that oppose him and flattens entire cities for fun, garnering him the title "The Humanoid Typhoon." He leaves a trail of death and destruction wherever he goes, and anyone can count themselves dead if they so much as make eye contact—or so the rumors say. In actuality, Vash is a huge softie who claims to have never taken a life and avoids violence at all costs.
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00:30Oh, my God.
01:00Oh, my God.
01:30Do you really want out here?
01:44It's 500 yards to town.
01:46Thanks for the ride. It's okay.
01:48You aren't going to listen, are you?
01:50Well, to each his own.
01:52Sirius sandstorms are forming.
02:05Up to 4,000 yards around the Orleans area.
02:09All transportation has been stopped, with no immediate signs of resuming.
02:13Well, I suppose we're stuck here.
02:16I don't know. Why don't we just think of it as some kind of vacation, Meryl?
02:20If this were a vacation, I know that I'd spend it someplace a lot quieter than this.
02:24I did it!
02:26Unbelievable.
02:27Not again?
02:27I did it! I did it! It's an all-club straight!
02:30It's wonderful, Miss Stephanie.
02:32Hey, I really like this game!
02:34I can't play like this.
02:36Huh?
02:37But wait, where are you going? Don't give up yet.
02:39I was just starting to have some fun here.
02:42Shooting myself would be more fun than this.
02:44Hey there, would you two like to play?
02:50Are you playing Old Maid?
02:51Well, actually, we don't know any other games, but thank you very much.
02:55Come on, don't be that way, please.
02:57I'll play Deal Me In.
02:59Well, all right then.
03:00Let's get this show on the road before my luck changes.
03:02One condition.
03:03Huh?
03:06High-stakes game.
03:08The better's for your life.
03:14All right, Dick.
03:44Will you inform the Earl of what's going on?
03:46Yes, sir.
03:47Well, according to the testimony from the witnesses,
03:50the group consists of four criminals and four hostages.
03:54I had a chance to talk to the folks that escaped,
03:56and they told me that one of the hostages
03:58is a real pretty girl who loves cards, Mr. Bostock.
04:01What are these lowlifes looking for?
04:03Well, they want $100,000 double dollars
04:06in inconsecutive bills and a getaway wagon.
04:09Did they go and commit this crime knowing that she's my daughter?
04:12I bet they did.
04:14I don't think it's any big secret that you're the wealthiest man in town,
04:18and only you could come up with $100,000 double dollars that quick.
04:22I'm not going to let them get away.
04:24If word of this gets around,
04:26hooligans will come swarming from everywhere.
04:28My daughter will become their plaything,
04:30and when they're finished,
04:31they'll discard her in the desert.
04:32I suppose you wouldn't know that from personal experience,
04:36would you, Grim Reaper Bostock?
04:38Shut up, Stan.
04:39You're supposed to be the sheriff in this town,
04:41and it's your job to help my daughter, damn it.
04:43I don't care how many have to die.
04:45You need to do what it takes to get her back in one piece.
04:51Don't order me around, Bostock.
04:53This is not the old days.
04:55What is he doing?
05:14Who is that idiot?
05:16I have no idea.
05:17Hey, look out!
05:18Get back here, dumbass!
05:19There's a hostage situation in there.
05:21You want to die?
05:22He's dancing around too much to even notice.
05:26He can't hear a damn thing.
05:28That brainless moron.
05:29He's going to upset the criminals.
05:36Dang, fool!
05:38They're shooting at him!
05:38He's dodging the bullets.
05:40Dodging?
05:40That freak doesn't even realize he's being shot at.
05:43Looks like he's going inside.
05:46Hey, you!
05:47Stop it!
05:48Get out of there!
05:52Who are you supposed to be?
05:54Are you suicidal?
05:55Or too stupid to know better?
05:59Huh?
06:00Huh?
06:03Huh?
06:05Help somebody, robbers!
06:07Help somebody!
06:09Stop it!
06:09That guy's just an idiot.
06:11It takes more than just an idiot to be screaming that way.
06:14Please, somebody help!
06:17Well, I guess we got five hostages now.
06:20The plan has not changed.
06:22All this means is that there's one more life on the line we've got to worry about.
06:26How's it coming along?
06:27We got through just about two hours ago, sir.
06:30We'll be ready by the deadline the criminals gave us, no problem.
06:33Hey, Bostock.
06:34I think it'd be a good idea for you to keep praying for your daughter's safety.
06:38Oh, yeah.
06:39And by the way, while you're at it, don't forget the money.
06:41Can't you be a little more gentle, brother?
06:48I won't try anything else.
06:49Honest, you can even take my gun, see?
06:52Huh?
06:52What's this?
06:56Here, catch.
06:57Oh, that's heavy.
06:58Custom made, huh?
06:59You're packing some serious firepower for such a scrawny guy.
07:02Hey, if you don't mind, could you give it back to me when you're done?
07:05Shut up, you little ma...
07:06Well, hello.
07:09Hello.
07:10You know what?
07:11I've been going through a lot of hell since I met the two of you.
07:14We're the ones that are in hell, you idiot.
07:17Ow, that really hurt.
07:19Are you okay?
07:20Huh?
07:23Wow!
07:24What?
07:25What is it?
07:28Kate, stop it!
07:29Get away from me!
07:32I'll kill you, freak!
07:34You're a creep.
07:36This is not the way a lady should be treated.
07:38I am appalled by your lack of manners.
07:40We are ladies, too, you know.
07:42Oh, yeah.
07:42I guess I forgot.
07:44Huh.
07:45This lady's a special case.
07:46She serves as a warning.
07:48What do you mean?
07:50They must want my family's money.
07:53That has to be it.
07:54Why else would they rob this two-bit saloon?
07:56How can you ever forgive me, Miss Stephanie?
07:59I failed to protect you.
08:01Depressing.
08:03I hope you weren't thinking of demanding anything too extravagant.
08:07However, if it's pocket money you want, I'm sure I can easily get that from my daddy.
08:12Pocket money.
08:16Damn you!
08:18Kill her!
08:19I'll kill you right now!
08:20Knock it off, Gene!
08:22Miss Stephanie!
08:23Stop!
08:24I'll pull the trigger!
08:25I swear!
08:26Just cry!
08:27Scream, damn you!
08:28You!
08:37Me-ee-ee!
08:39Calm down.
08:47You've got to get a hold of yourself, Gene!
08:49Now you better keep your mouth shut
08:57Cause next time it just might be me with the gun
08:59Can't we all just get along?
09:01Peaceful like?
09:03This was all you're doing
09:04Hey, you freaked the living crap out of me
09:07Gum?
09:13You're kidding
09:14It couldn't be
09:18You're using them?
09:26Yes
09:27They're a lovely bunch of mercenaries
09:29Who would do anything
09:30Even kill their very own families
09:32Just to get a little bit of money
09:33They're actually quite skillful
09:35And best of all
09:36They have no respect for each other
09:38They are the perfect men for the job
09:41And they'll take control of the situation
09:43Take my word for it
09:45I trust they won't accidentally shoot my daughter
09:49Now that all depends on how much money you offer them
09:52Think of it this way
09:53Unless you make it worth their while
09:55They won't be able to tell her apart from the sandroach
09:57Ain't that right?
10:00Give them what they want
10:02But they'd better not lay a finger on my daughter
10:05Okay
10:05Got yourself a team
10:07Now let's get this little party underway
10:10Shall we?
10:12Get him through your head, moron!
10:14Right
10:15Damn
10:20Time is running out you little weasels
10:40You all had better hope the wagon and money gets here
10:42And I don't want to hear about any more delays
10:45Or I'm going to have to get angry
10:46That's enough of that, Denim
10:49We still got work to do
10:50Excuse me
10:51If you receive the money you're asking for
10:54Will you promise to release Miss Stephanie unharmed?
10:57It's all up to her father
10:58For her sake, I hope he doesn't do anything stupid
11:01Keep it down
11:02The satellite's on
11:03Thanks to the stampede
11:09What?
11:10Yeah, that's what I heard
11:11The humanoid typhoon is in this city
11:13Hey, if big man Bostock or the sheriff
11:16Hires Vash the stampede
11:17The party's over
11:18We'll all be dead before sunrise
11:21Don't go losing your head
11:23Keep it together now, guys
11:24It's almost time
11:25Hey, look!
11:27Something's coming this way!
11:28Look!
11:29Shut up!
11:29I told you to stay still!
11:31All right
11:32It's here!
11:40It's the wagon!
11:41Stay down!
11:42All right!
11:56Here's your wagon
11:57And $100,000 double dollars in inconsecutive bills!
12:00We have met your demands!
12:03Release your hostages immediately!
12:05Not quite yet
12:06First we check the wagon and the money
12:08And you listen up!
12:10Try anything
12:11And the hostages are dead meat!
12:13Got that?
12:15I'll go
12:16You be careful
12:18Do you think your father will hand over the money without trying anything?
12:23My daddy will do anything to protect me, no matter what it takes
12:27Stan's another matter
12:29It's a trap!
12:51Marvin!
12:56That bastard!
12:57Get back here, Gene!
12:58Get back here, Gene!
13:28Are you okay?
13:36I don't think so
13:37Is this how they work in this town?
13:39This is really stupid
13:39Yeah, I'd say it's a bit overboard
13:41Like I was gonna say
13:42He's not exactly a normal sheriff
13:43You!
13:45Huh?
13:46Ah!
13:48Oh, never mind
13:50You probably could have slipped out of the ropes at any time
13:52But who in the head?
13:53Hey, Mr. Robberman!
13:57Why don't you show us your pretty face
13:59Yeah, we'd be happy to make it a lot prettier with some hotline surgery!
14:02What do we do now?
14:06I have no idea
14:07So, can we kill him?
14:09You can kill anyone but the girl!
14:12Cool!
14:13Stop!
14:13I beg you!
14:16Please don't shoot!
14:17Sorry!
14:21The vampire is drowning you out!
14:23You know what, friend?
14:33Anyone ever tell you that you lack compassion?
14:41What's the matter?
14:41Just shoot the guy!
14:42I'm a tough guy!
14:45So, I guess you think you're a hostage now!
14:47Just shoot him!
14:48Then we'll all make more money in this deal!
14:56Rem...
14:57This guy really is a stupid ass!
15:00Get him back, everybody!
15:12What in the hell were you thinking?
15:21What made you decide you weren't going to shoot him?
15:25I'm really glad that you didn't shoot him
15:27Me too
15:29Cause I don't like pain very much
15:31Never mind
15:34Are you okay?
15:37Now do you understand?
15:39The sheriff never had any intention of giving you any money
15:41I'll ask daddy to let you go free
15:43If you will promise to just stop all of this
15:45That's not something I can do
15:47What?
15:48I have reasons for what I've done here
15:51Do you know anything about the huge graveyard
15:53On the northeast outskirts of the town?
15:56Our parents are buried beneath that hellish wasteland
15:59Where now even the corpse weeds won't grow
16:02I remember them working like animals
16:04In the fields, covered in dirt
16:06Finally, after ten years
16:09They managed to make this sandy soil usable
16:12It was an amazing accomplishment
16:15Then about fifteen years ago
16:25Your father showed up
16:27And stole the land those good people
16:29Sweated blood to plow
16:31He earned the name Grim Reaper Bostock
16:34When he slaughtered them all
16:35You're lying
16:36At this point, lying would accomplish nothing
16:39We don't care about the money
16:41Whatever happens, I will not run away
16:43However, I will take revenge for what happened fifteen years ago
16:48Mark my words
16:49It's impossible to forget something like that
16:57Huh?
17:00What's happening
17:01What the hell?
17:04Hey, don't you worry
17:05We'll get you some help, pal
17:07Am I gonna die?
17:15No, it's all right
17:16You're gonna be okay
17:17The bullet passed right through
17:18Attention!
17:21I will now discuss the demands on behalf of these men
17:23You're going
17:30He has my oldest daughter
17:33I have no other choice
17:34But hear this, Stan
17:35When all of this is over
17:37I will hold you personally responsible
17:39He was feared fifteen years ago
17:43As Grim Reaper Bostock
17:44Amazing
17:45How the love of a daughter
17:47And the passage of time
17:48Can change a man
17:49You have what you want now
18:06It's time to release the girl, Ingwe
18:08Please forgive me for what I'm about to do
18:11It's not an easy thing to escape from a past you can't bury
18:16You can't look away anymore
18:21It's time you faced the truth about your father
18:23You can no longer remain ignorant of the hopes of the people
18:26Because of the terrible lie your entire life was built upon
18:29I am aware of that
18:31I am aware of that
18:32But, even if it is true
18:35That he was responsible for all those horrible things
18:38He is still my daddy
18:40No matter how disobedient or selfish I was growing up
18:43He was always a warm, dedicated, and loving father to me
18:46Hey
19:16Father! Father, I'm coming!
19:26Daddy, hold on! Daddy, Daddy! Please, Daddy, no!
19:31I'm... I'm alright, honey. It's only my shoulder.
19:40What are you crying about?
19:42Thank you, Hingway!
19:44Listen, I don't want you thanking me for anything.
19:47I just simply got distracted and it threw my aim off, that's all.
19:53Can't believe he's really crying.
19:56See you later. I'm turning myself in.
19:59Whoa, there. It's too soon for the epilogue.
20:02It's all over, Stan. I'm going to give myself up.
20:05Not yet. I still need you to resist me.
20:08What?
20:09I never dreamed that I would be presented with such an opportunity.
20:12I can see the headlines now.
20:15Besieged criminal kills Mr. Bostock.
20:18Sheriff forced to shoot culprit down as he attempts to resist.
20:21It makes for a pretty article.
20:23A real showpiece for my scrapbook.
20:26No, Stan.
20:28The Sheriff is a position of honor. How could you do this?
20:30Fifteen years ago, this man stole every right to this town.
20:34I should have been just as powerful.
20:36Yet I was stuck as the lowly sheriff.
20:39I think I'm way past due to receive a little glory around these parts.
20:43You were in on it.
20:45You're a fiend!
20:46You're a scoundrel!
20:47Throw down your weapons right now!
20:49You unarmed stray dogs.
20:55How grand to be superior!
21:03I have one question.
21:05Tell me, how does it feel to kill unarmed innocent people like that?
21:09And I have a question for you.
21:11Do you feel anything when you burn your garbage?
21:14Nifty answer. Sorry I asked.
21:15What? What the?
21:33That was awesome!
21:35How did you figure out that I was armed?
21:36I don't remember telling you about it.
21:38Remember? You helped me in the saloon.
21:40I can recognize the smell of gunpowder and grease instantly.
21:47Well, now.
21:49You bastards!
21:50I helped you!
21:53Well, what do you think, Sheriff?
21:55How does it feel to be at the mercy of a stray dog, huh?
21:59Die!
22:03You can relax, Sheriff.
22:07I'm not going to kill you.
22:08However, you.
22:16No longer have the right to be Sheriff.
22:19Want to know something interesting, Sheriff?
22:22Repeat carefully after me!
22:24Okay.
22:25This world is made...
22:26This world is...
22:27This world is made of!
22:29This world is made of...
22:30Made of love and peace!
22:33Made of love and love and love and love, you're on the right track.
22:49It's time for the future,
22:52the day of the day of the day.
22:56I can't hold my eyes.
23:00I can't hold my eyes.
23:04I can't hold my eyes.
23:08I can't hold my eyes.
23:17頬を撫でる空気と寝転ぶ草があれば 他に何もいらない
23:29満ちたりた笑顔で果てしなく続く
23:41愛したを見つめてめる
23:50Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
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