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00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Your place, your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:11Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29He's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:00:59Oh, wait.
00:01:00What are you doing?
00:01:01That is an original.
00:01:02I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:05Oh, fine.
00:01:06I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:09I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:12You're treating me like shit.
00:01:15That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:16You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:18I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:19We signed a contract.
00:01:20For an arranged marriage.
00:01:21Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:25You are such a simpleton.
00:01:27Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:31Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:32I tried to get along with you.
00:01:33You brought this on to yourself.
00:01:34I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:35Right back at you.
00:01:36I fucking hate you.
00:01:37I fucking hate you.
00:01:38I fucking hate you more.
00:01:51so you were arrested again
00:02:09to be fair
00:02:12there is a fence around that reservoir
00:02:17it says here that you broke in using bolt cutters
00:02:23if i had known you invited me over here to lecture me
00:02:25i wouldn't have came
00:02:41hey
00:02:47come on gucci let's go
00:02:55you know every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy
00:02:59it reflects on me
00:03:01reflects on the company that your mother and i
00:03:03built with our bare hands
00:03:05the same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle
00:03:09i make my own money
00:03:11oh you see see
00:03:13underwear modeling lord
00:03:15i am the spokesperson for man thumb
00:03:17that means free underwear for life
00:03:19for life
00:03:21some parents would be proud
00:03:23if you went to your real job
00:03:25now and then
00:03:27you are next up to be ceo
00:03:29at dino volino cosmetics
00:03:31now how can i give you that job
00:03:33if you keep acting like a kardashian
00:03:35huh
00:03:37all right don't forget the meeting this afternoon
00:03:39all right and don't be late
00:03:41bye dad
00:03:43bye
00:03:53excuse me
00:03:57you
00:04:03hello my gucci
00:04:05why won't michelangel just grow up
00:04:07you need to settle down
00:04:09find yourself a nice girl
00:04:11huh
00:04:13like you amelia
00:04:15good one
00:04:33these are great
00:04:35i still don't have what i'm looking for
00:04:37do you guys mind staying a little longer
00:04:39no problem
00:04:41cool let's take five and then i want to see you in that leopard print
00:04:44hi
00:04:48michelangelo
00:04:50chantal
00:04:52nice to meet you
00:04:54i
00:04:56couldn't notice how hot you are
00:04:58uh i've got tickets to the premiere
00:05:02hold that thought
00:05:04hey dad
00:05:06where the hell were you
00:05:08dad i'm on a photo shoot
00:05:10you're supposed to be at the office
00:05:12you're supposed to be at the office
00:05:14geppetto came here all the way from milano
00:05:16i can meet him later
00:05:18now it's too late he's back on the plane again
00:05:20well you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot
00:05:22michelangelo
00:05:24you are 31 years old
00:05:26you gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager
00:05:28you could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now
00:05:30you interned
00:05:32you went to business school
00:05:34you have potential
00:05:36okay but you say you wanna be the ceo
00:05:38well you're gonna have to prove it
00:05:40cause so far
00:05:42i ain't seen the end tape from you
00:05:44you
00:05:46bye dad
00:05:48hey
00:05:50you okay
00:05:52yeah
00:05:54but i'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight
00:05:56so
00:06:10it's a
00:06:12really rare form
00:06:14of cancer
00:06:16luckily
00:06:18my doctors did catch it early
00:06:20oh my god
00:06:22there is an experimental treatment
00:06:24but it's really expensive
00:06:26and my insurance doesn't cover it
00:06:28don't worry about that
00:06:30i have money saved
00:06:32i'll find the rest
00:06:34we will figure this out okay
00:06:36we're gonna get through this
00:06:38together
00:06:40thank you
00:06:54ciao gucci
00:06:56did she have a good walk
00:07:00what's wrong
00:07:02i'm sorry
00:07:06i'm sorry
00:07:08this
00:07:09no no forget about it
00:07:10i'm sorry about your sister
00:07:12the treatments are just really expensive
00:07:14i have a savings
00:07:16for my doggy daycare
00:07:18my dream but
00:07:22it's only enough for one treatment
00:07:24and who knows how many she's gonna need
00:07:26Betsy practically raised us
00:07:28after our parents passed
00:07:30i would do anything for her
00:07:34amelia
00:07:36i think i might know how to get you that money
00:07:38you do
00:07:40hmm
00:07:42come back tonight
00:07:44and uh
00:07:46make something nice
00:07:48come on
00:07:50okay
00:07:52oh
00:07:58amelia you look bellissima
00:08:02except for the dog hair
00:08:04well
00:08:05come with me
00:08:06i have someone i want you to meet
00:08:09are they from italy?
00:08:10yes
00:08:11wow
00:08:12yes of course everything's from italy here
00:08:14well
00:08:16well
00:08:17amelia meet
00:08:18martelangelo my son
00:08:20i believe you both bumped into each other yesterday
00:08:22huh
00:08:24yeah
00:08:25aren't you the cleaning lady
00:08:26i'm a dog walker
00:08:28don't be so defensive
00:08:30i wasn't
00:08:32well
00:08:34well i
00:08:36suppose i'll let you two
00:08:38get acquainted
00:08:40i have some unfinished business to do
00:08:42why don't you give yourself a glass of vino
00:08:44i'm really happy
00:08:46i remember that shit huh
00:08:54do you want to do me a favor
00:09:00what exactly
00:09:10how does it look?
00:09:11not half bad
00:09:12i mean
00:09:13it's fine
00:09:14whatever
00:09:15let's do some sexy ones okay?
00:09:21or not
00:09:22i don't feel like being your photographer all night
00:09:24you work for my dad
00:09:25you have to do what i say
00:09:27you don't look like romulus to me
00:09:29just a few more pictures
00:09:31i'm not here to update your tinder profile
00:09:33i don't need tinder
00:09:35i'm an underwear model
00:09:36my dms are flooded like florida in a hurricane
00:09:40whatever
00:09:45pour me another
00:09:46pour me another
00:09:47i told you i'm
00:09:48now
00:09:51fine
00:09:52fine
00:09:53fine
00:09:58see
00:09:59dog walker
00:10:00that wasn't so hard
00:10:04what the fuck
00:10:06this is fucking prada
00:10:07that's what's wrong?
00:10:19what's wrong?
00:10:21i asked her to pour me another drink
00:10:23and she flipped out
00:10:24I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.
00:10:27I'm going to be leaving.
00:10:28No, no, no, please.
00:10:28I apologize.
00:10:30My son, he's just immature.
00:10:32All right?
00:10:33And that's why I invited you to put forward it.
00:10:37Please, all right?
00:10:38Just have a seat, all right?
00:10:40And I promise he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:10:43Won't you, son?
00:10:44So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:52Yeah.
00:10:52And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:00Okay, I want the business.
00:11:03I think we can make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:12Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:15No, you two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:19What?
00:11:21What?
00:11:22Romulus, what are you saying?
00:11:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:29Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:33Well, I'm so old.
00:11:34Look, you have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:11:37And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:40We're not even a match.
00:11:41We hate each other.
00:11:43At least I do.
00:11:44Obviously.
00:11:44I see.
00:11:46There's something uncommon already.
00:11:48Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:11:52We were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:57She sure drove me crazy when we first met.
00:11:59Yeah, I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:03But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:10Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:14I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:17Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:20Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:12:22if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:29What's it going to be?
00:12:34What's it going to be?
00:12:37Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:40Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:08Well, the lorries have already drafted the contract,
00:13:11and, son, we're going to need some champagne.
00:13:15Right, my mom?
00:13:16Yeah, try and make yourself look decent.
00:13:21You will be engaged for a period of 30 days,
00:13:24followed by a wedding planned by me,
00:13:27and I'll tell you, it's going to be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:30I hope the Halloween Bowl's not booked.
00:13:32Anyway, you must move in together immediately
00:13:36to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:13:39Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage,
00:13:42but, well, it can't do any good
00:13:44if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:46That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:51Sure.
00:13:52All right.
00:13:53All right.
00:13:53Sign in.
00:14:12Salute to the new couple.
00:14:14So, your place or mine?
00:14:27I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:29Fine.
00:14:30Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:31So, this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:44It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:49Ugh.
00:15:01Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:12What was this?
00:15:13Put it in the trash.
00:15:15This isn't trash.
00:15:16These are my sisters.
00:15:17She's an artist.
00:15:18So, put them in your room.
00:15:20I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:22Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:23Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:25That's man-thong.
00:15:26It's trademarked.
00:15:27Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:33If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back,
00:15:35we're throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:37It's electric.
00:15:44Oh, by the way, this is gonna work.
00:15:48You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:51Gee, thanks.
00:15:52Welcome.
00:15:57You're getting married?
00:16:02Shh, Betsy.
00:16:03Don't tell the whole world.
00:16:05Sorry, Amelia.
00:16:06It's just...
00:16:07It's not like you.
00:16:10You're saying we're...
00:16:11Reserved.
00:16:13Safe.
00:16:14Like I always taught you.
00:16:17Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:22And besides,
00:16:24Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:26So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:29Michelangelo?
00:16:31The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:33No.
00:16:34Michelangelo...
00:16:35Dino Valeno?
00:16:37Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:39Michelangelo Dino Valeno?
00:16:41Shh!
00:16:45So, should I get more?
00:16:47Like, start a hundred cancel Bravo shows?
00:16:50How did you even meet?
00:16:51His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:53It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:59He's so...
00:17:00Toxic.
00:17:02Speak of the devil.
00:17:05Oh, yeah.
00:17:07You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:10This is a doctor's office.
00:17:13Amelia.
00:17:16Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:18Doctor's ready.
00:17:19We'll talk about this later.
00:17:43Ready to get wet, baby?
00:17:46We're already wet.
00:17:48Where did that come from?
00:18:05Nice place.
00:18:06I love the artwork.
00:18:19Thanks.
00:18:34Finally.
00:18:36Ooh, good taste.
00:18:39No, I'm good.
00:18:41You had plenty at dinner.
00:18:43More for me.
00:18:44You know, if you'd like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:19:01Who are you?
00:19:05Who are you?
00:19:06Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:12Amelia.
00:19:14Whatever.
00:19:15Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:16I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:18This is my house?
00:19:20We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:23Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:26You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:28What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:30Who's jealous?
00:19:31You're jealous.
00:19:32I'm not jealous.
00:19:36Sweet dreams.
00:19:44I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:46How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:49Even if he is kind of hot.
00:19:51See you later.
00:20:11And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:20:15Sorry.
00:20:17I had one too many to drink.
00:20:18It won't happen again.
00:20:19Better not.
00:20:21How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:34Not now.
00:20:35My head's killing me.
00:20:36We need to talk about last night.
00:20:38No.
00:20:38What we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:42I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:45Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:46But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:49And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:53Fine.
00:20:53I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:20:54Just give me my phone.
00:20:56My sister needs this money.
00:21:01My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:21:05And if the paparazzi find out about this,
00:21:06Paparazzi find out about this,
00:21:09then the contract is violated.
00:21:11Then neither of us gets...
00:21:11Then the contract is violated.
00:21:17Then neither of us get what we want.
00:21:18Yeah, no shit.
00:21:19I'm serious.
00:21:21Yeah, we want...
00:21:21Yeah, no shit.
00:21:22I'm serious.
00:21:24Don't screw this up.
00:21:27Don't screw this up.
00:21:28I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:33I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:36I know what I'm doing.
00:21:37Dog walker.
00:21:38I know what I'm doing.
00:21:40Dog walker.
00:21:41And just so we're clear,
00:21:42I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:44And just so we're clear,
00:21:45I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:47Whenever I want.
00:21:48Whenever I want.
00:21:50Fine.
00:21:51Do whatever you want.
00:21:54Sorry.
00:21:54It's a bit harsh.
00:21:58I'm sorry.
00:22:00It's a bit harsh.
00:22:01I'm just...
00:22:02Really...
00:22:04Really...
00:22:07I'm over.
00:22:10I'm over.
00:22:13That could have gone better.
00:22:15That could have gone better.
00:22:24Hey, baby.
00:22:26Hey, baby.
00:22:30You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:22:32You're rich.
00:22:33You don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:22:35You're rich now.
00:22:37I know.
00:22:38I like it.
00:22:38Oh.
00:22:39I know.
00:22:40I like it.
00:22:41Oh, that's good to hear.
00:22:43You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:22:47It rubs off on my son.
00:22:49Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:22:53How are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:22:55Oh, fine.
00:22:57Yeah.
00:22:58We're...
00:22:58Oh.
00:23:01Fine.
00:23:02Yeah.
00:23:03We're still getting to know each other.
00:23:05All right.
00:23:06Well, give him time.
00:23:06We're still getting to know each other.
00:23:08All right.
00:23:09Well, give him time, all right?
00:23:10Oh, and listen.
00:23:12He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:23:15But I...
00:23:15I promise.
00:23:17I wouldn't be so sure.
00:23:18Yeah.
00:23:19You're right.
00:23:19Well, we'll see you later.
00:23:22Yeah.
00:23:22Come on, Gucci.
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:24Come on.
00:23:25Bye, Gooch.
00:23:29Hey, Amelia.
00:23:30Hey, Jake.
00:23:32Gucci, no!
00:23:33Royce!
00:23:34I'd say bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:23:40It's to see you up close for once.
00:23:42Yeah.
00:23:43Same here.
00:23:51Sorry.
00:23:52Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:23:54His whole family, actually.
00:23:56All these rich people are nuts.
00:23:59I should make a reality show.
00:24:01We're all dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:24:04Do you want to walk together?
00:24:07Let these two get to know each other?
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:10I'd like that.
00:24:16So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:24:19A couple months.
00:24:20I like it.
00:24:22I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:24:24Barista.
00:24:25Uber driver.
00:24:27Delivery guy.
00:24:29Movie extra?
00:24:30You were in a movie.
00:24:32Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:24:33Just trying to impress you.
00:24:36How about you?
00:24:37How long have you been doing this?
00:24:39I don't know.
00:24:39My whole life, I guess.
00:24:41It started as a summer job,
00:24:43and then I turned it into my own business.
00:24:45I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:24:48Wow.
00:24:49I guess you really like dogs.
00:24:51Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:24:53If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:24:59My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:25:02Do you want to go?
00:25:04I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:25:07You did?
00:25:10Yeah.
00:25:12I still do.
00:25:16He's cute.
00:25:18I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:25:21Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:25:24I'd love to go to the concert.
00:25:30Hell yeah.
00:25:32I mean, uh, regular.
00:25:34Yeah.
00:25:37I know it's risky,
00:25:38but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:25:41I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:25:45Hey, what's your ring?
00:25:46Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:25:53Looks pretty big.
00:25:55It was a big school.
00:25:57Public schools.
00:25:58Am I right?
00:25:59Come on.
00:26:03I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Engaged?
00:26:09No.
00:26:10Are you kidding?
00:26:10I'm 24.
00:26:12I'm practically still a baby.
00:26:13I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:26:18Nope.
00:26:18Single and ready to mingle.
00:26:20Okay.
00:26:24Royce pooped.
00:26:26I should pick it up.
00:26:27Where?
00:26:28I don't see it.
00:26:28Just over there.
00:26:32Come on.
00:26:37Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:26:39Of course.
00:26:40It's an office.
00:26:41You want to be CEO, you've got to look the part.
00:26:44You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:26:48Very funny.
00:26:50You know I'm retiring next year.
00:26:51Yes, I know.
00:26:52Yeah.
00:26:52That means you've got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:26:55So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we've got a lot to do.
00:26:59Can I get to Starbucks first?
00:27:00Fuck no.
00:27:02Come on, Dad.
00:27:02Okay.
00:27:04Okay.
00:27:05Okay.
00:27:11Oh my goodness.
00:27:16Are you okay?
00:27:18Hi.
00:27:18I'm Michelangelo.
00:27:25You're engaged, remember?
00:27:26And this is our new palette.
00:27:31It's Matt's collection.
00:27:33He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:27:37But yeah, that's the presentation by me, Michelangelo.
00:27:42What, Dad?
00:27:52What a day, Dad.
00:27:53It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:27:55Look at you.
00:27:55You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:28:00Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:28:02Hard work does pay off.
00:28:04Let me just look at Amelia.
00:28:06What about her?
00:28:07She comes from nothing, son.
00:28:09Nobody taught her how to run a business, but she just worked hard, and now, well, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:28:16I guess that's impressive.
00:28:18Yeah, see.
00:28:18See, it is.
00:28:19I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:28:23I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:28:31Break's over.
00:28:37Well, not too bad, huh?
00:28:49One day down.
00:28:51Forty more years to go.
00:28:55Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work, raise you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:29:07You know, I'm thinking it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.
00:29:16Tonight?
00:29:17Shit.
00:29:18When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:29:20I promised we'd Netflix and bang tonight.
00:29:22The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:29:24Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:29:26Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino Verdea family.
00:29:32Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:29:34I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:29:36What's the matter?
00:29:38You're getting along, aren't you?
00:29:40Yeah, yeah, just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:29:44All right, so it's all settled.
00:29:46I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight in the limo and don't be late.
00:29:53Why, Dad?
00:29:54So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:30:10Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:30:15And?
00:30:17And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:30:20But, since I'm part of the Dino LaVino family now, I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:30:26You better not let that hair down.
00:30:28Sorry, just an expression.
00:30:29How's it going in there?
00:30:38I'm coming out.
00:30:39I'm coming out.
00:30:40It's that bad.
00:30:51I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:30:56Buy that dress.
00:30:57ASAP.
00:31:01Leave me alone, party boy.
00:31:03I've got my own function tonight.
00:31:33What are you looking at?
00:31:42You're spilling all over yourself.
00:31:44Oh, thanks.
00:31:45Um, I...
00:31:47Did you forget my name?
00:31:50No, it's just...
00:31:51Something different.
00:31:54Did you change your hair?
00:31:55Why do you care?
00:31:57The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:31:58I'm going out.
00:31:59I just forgot my charger.
00:32:01Awesome, thanks.
00:32:01I'm taking this.
00:32:06Wait, I've been calling you.
00:32:07We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:32:09I told you, I'm busy.
00:32:11Hold on!
00:32:14Amelia!
00:32:22All right, hey.
00:32:24Look who's right on time.
00:32:25Nice.
00:32:27Where's Amelia?
00:32:29She's sick.
00:32:31She can't make it.
00:32:32Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no.
00:32:33If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:32:37Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:32:38Give her some...
00:32:39Give her some nice soup.
00:32:41I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:32:43Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:32:46Poor thing.
00:32:48Okay, Dad.
00:32:49See you in the office.
00:32:50See you in the office.
00:32:52Stupid dog walker?
00:32:57I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:33:01Hey.
00:33:09It's Michael Lennon with Dean Levino.
00:33:11Do you still track people?
00:33:12Wow.
00:33:28Amelia.
00:33:29Hi.
00:33:30you look like you just walked off a runway without a dog sorry i don't come to concerts
00:33:38often i kind of panicked no worries i should have mentioned this is more of a five dollar
00:33:43beer kind of place yeah but you're drinking for free tonight talk to the bartender wow
00:33:50the ip treatment you look like
00:33:52hey lover boy we're on gotta go find me in the green room after hope you like it break a leg
00:34:05rock stars are so much better than underwear models
00:34:35good nothing from michelangelo maybe he's learned his lesson one more please
00:34:44but that doesn't mean i'm not hooking up with jake tonight
00:34:51jake you guys are great
00:35:00you really think so i just feel like we're ripping off the strokes the who
00:35:06you don't know the strokes
00:35:10are they older i'm more of a top 40 kind of girl
00:35:16it's all right lots of stuff to energy c2
00:35:20you want some of that a drink yeah thank you
00:35:24so when did you learn how to play guitar
00:35:32since i was 13
00:35:35played in bands all through high school and college but
00:35:38i feel like this one's finally going someplace
00:35:40that's awesome
00:35:41when i get my record deal i can finally quit my job
00:35:45focus on music full time
00:35:47you're gonna quit dog walking i thought you liked it
00:35:50i do but it's just another gig until i hit it big in music
00:35:54i don't even like dogs that much
00:35:56i'm more of a cat person
00:35:58a cat person
00:36:00who doesn't like dogs even michelangelo's good with gucci
00:36:06i don't want to talk about work tonight
00:36:09i just want to relax
00:36:11have a good time
00:36:13how beautiful you know that
00:36:15i thought i wanted to hook up with jake
00:36:20now i'm not sure
00:36:21we have nothing in common
00:36:23is it weird that i feel a tiny bit guilty
00:36:25what the heck
00:36:30i'm tipsy and he's cute
00:36:31michelangelo had his fun
00:36:33now i can have mine
00:36:34looks like someone needs obedience
00:36:50what's going on
00:36:53that's michelangelo dina lavino
00:36:55the nepo baby underwear model
00:36:57he's not
00:36:58you're coming with me dog walker
00:37:00don't make me get the leash
00:37:01what the hell michelangelo
00:37:03back off dude
00:37:05back off
00:37:06grubby little hipster
00:37:07she's my fiance
00:37:08so that was an engagement ring
00:37:11jake i can explain
00:37:12let's go
00:37:15i'm really sorry jake
00:37:18i'm not jake
00:37:19this
00:37:24is for making me uber
00:37:26all the way to fucking silver lake
00:37:27and this is for making me listen to andy
00:37:31i can't believe you did that after your high and mighty speech you're such a hypocrite
00:37:41yeah why don't have the paparazzi following me around just an italian american psycho
00:37:46i'm not following you around
00:37:48you know what i get it
00:37:50you saw me with chantelle last night
00:37:52and now you're jealous
00:37:53me jealous
00:37:55did you see the way that you were acting around jake
00:37:58like i would ever fuck a dog walker
00:38:01i am more than a dog walker you playboy prick
00:38:03i have a name
00:38:04wait what are you doing that is an original
00:38:07i'm so sick of your bullshit
00:38:09oh fine
00:38:11i'll just hop in my time machine
00:38:13go back to ancient room
00:38:14and get another one
00:38:15i don't care about your art
00:38:16your money
00:38:16your stupid mansion
00:38:17you're treating me
00:38:18like shit
00:38:19that's from the renaissance
00:38:21you're history's worst nightmare
00:38:23i tried to make this work with you
00:38:25we signed a contract
00:38:26for an arranged marriage
00:38:27did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction
00:38:31you are such a simpleton
00:38:33wait wait wait wait wait
00:38:36well at least i'm not a spoiled brat
00:38:39i tried to get along with you
00:38:41you brought this on to yourself
00:38:42i wish i never agreed to this awful engagement
00:38:44right back at you
00:38:45i fucking hate you
00:38:48i fucking hate you more
00:38:50what's up
00:38:53what's up
00:38:54i fear
00:39:07you
00:39:08you
00:39:09i
00:39:11we
00:39:15i
00:39:16you
00:39:46where am i who's spooning me is that jake how drunk was i
00:40:06michelangelo dog walker oh i forgot we did that last night
00:40:12it must have been all those free beers uh-huh we don't have to talk about this we had too many
00:40:21drinks just forget it ever happened if that's what you want definitely um i have to go to work
00:40:32i should get up too oh my head just pedialine in the fridge
00:40:39thanks for coming today sis of course my doctor did say i needed lots of exercise
00:40:48well you look great thanks i don't feel great the treatment's taking a lot out of me
00:40:58you on the other hand are glowing today what's going on
00:41:03so michelangelo and i had sex last night wait for the first time yeah we're taking it slow
00:41:16michelangelo the male gigolo is taking it slow
00:41:20maybe i did misjudge him and how was it well really bad right i knew it actually
00:41:34it was the best sex i ever had well that explains the glow
00:41:39i am happy for you sis physical chemistry is important that's actually what i wanted to talk
00:41:49to you about i don't get it he and i are nothing alike and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons
00:41:54i feel like like an arcade game and he just keeps getting the high score again and again and
00:41:59you get the picture hey opposites attract i mean that's why you guys love each other so much
00:42:11because you're so different something like that
00:42:14here comes right on the schedule dog walkers in love with me i'll have to let her down easy
00:42:30weird i haven't heard from the dog walker all morning
00:42:41what was that about must be the hangover
00:42:55hey i i'd like to hang out tonight maybe we can finish what we started last time
00:43:07hey unfortunately something came up i i can't make it tonight
00:43:19why can't i stop thinking about the dog walker and why hasn't she texted me yet
00:43:37hey
00:43:47hi
00:43:49we should talk
00:43:50i'm not very good with words me neither but last night i you don't have to say anything we both
00:44:01know it was a mistake and we can just go back to hating each other like nothing ever happened i don't
00:44:07think you understand if you just listen to me for a second you don't have to worry about me catching
00:44:11feelings i'm a big girl i've had a one night stand before i've never been with someone like you before
00:44:17okay i get it i'm not one of your your models or your your d-list actresses
00:44:24you don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily i know that if you would take
00:44:29back last night that you would frankly so would i i mean you're driving me nuts you don't understand
00:44:34let's let's get some takeout and figure this thing out i don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to
00:44:40me wait did you just call me amelia
00:44:44what happened to dog walker i have a confession to make
00:44:55last night i don't know how i don't know why
00:45:00that was the best sex i've ever had in my life
00:45:04really do i look like i'm lying i'm not a good actor i could even do reality tv
00:45:11but there is a fire between us amelia some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry
00:45:21you sound like you're reading a horoscope amelia please i know you felt it too
00:45:34amelia please don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:45:38amelia i felt it too
00:45:45so why are we fighting it i've been thinking about you all day
00:45:59how am i supposed to do it
00:46:08so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball
00:46:31shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name no wonder they canceled vanderpump
00:46:39super yacht if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain gets super drunk
00:46:44off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat you know when you're not acting like a complete
00:46:54douchebag you're not so bad thanks you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this
00:47:05good i'm open for anything i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot
00:47:13you mean like you and me together together why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:47:24oh gucci what's the rush
00:47:36oh hey royce jake how's it going good yeah look the other night was kind of crazy i know
00:47:52i should have told you about michelangelo we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing
00:48:00you into this is he always like that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just
00:48:06dragged you off like that he was like a caveman lugging home his woman well i am his woman
00:48:12he saw us together and he got jealous and i don't blame him oh my god my actually sticking up for
00:48:20michelangelo dina volino i didn't mean a pride i just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:48:26i'm here if you need to talk thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk to
00:48:36is my fiancee we had a connection you're a cat person it never would have worked come on gucci let's go
00:48:49cats are awesome
00:48:53that was a great presentation the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:48:59you think so oh maybe i'm finally starting to hang in the ceo thing oh yeah yeah now listen i gotta
00:49:07fly to paris for a few days you mind watching uh your little brother for me gucci sure but i mean
00:49:13you know dogs are more amelia specialty yeah but that's how you impress her you invite her for a
00:49:19romantic date at the dog park at the dog park mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set now go get a lover boy
00:49:40so you just throw it and he brings it back you've never played fetch before
00:49:44it's it's my dad's dog not mine let me try that's okay i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with
00:49:54your dainty hands do you ever get tired of the dog stuff no i like my work what's the point in working
00:50:06if you never get a chance to have fun you're right i should work less if nothing else
00:50:15you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:50:21fetch gucci
00:50:26i've got a big surprise a surprise just wait and see
00:50:31what's that special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:50:52but gucci it's your favorite prosciutto you know that's awful for dogs right
00:51:03i thought you were off the clock today besides a special occasion
00:51:10i also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little chianti into it
00:51:13okay this is for us why don't you get us a core script what else is in the back
00:51:21just some imported italian ingredients so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:51:25that was so good i feel like i just
00:51:44went to italy even though i've never been how did you do this i can't cook at all
00:51:50making italian food is one of my favorite things to do did you learn in culinary school
00:51:55no my mom taught me tell me about her
00:51:58i've never told a girl about my mom
00:52:03sorry i don't mean to pray she passed away when i was 11. breast cancer
00:52:09but i have a lot of good memories of her she grew up in a little village in tuscany and
00:52:17she taught me everything i know about cooking we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating
00:52:23and laughing i still have all of her recipes here handwritten in italian that's really special
00:52:32i miss her this might sound corny but i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:52:43it's not corny but i didn't know you're such a softy just don't tell tmz what about your parents
00:52:53my parents died in a car accident when i was 13. it's been me and betsy ever since i'm sorry
00:53:01i just really hope these treatments work
00:53:06i don't want to lose her too
00:53:10i'm sorry your story made me emotional i'm gonna go do the dishes i'll help you no no it's fine
00:53:16i like doing the dishes it relaxes me good because i hate them well then i guess we make a good team
00:53:23is it just the wine or am i really falling for him
00:53:32hey hey do you want an espresso i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:53:52no thank you me and dad have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush okay well don't forget gucci
00:53:58how could i ready bro well let me fix your tie
00:54:06what do you know about ties you wear t-shirts to work and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:54:11so touché there you go okay bye bye love you love you too
00:54:25sorry it's reflex i didn't mean to say that me neither too soon talk about it later yeah okay
00:54:43uh could that have been any more awkward and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:54:48look who's here hey my little guy hey little gucci look at this right here huh let's try oh yeah now
00:55:06here's uh here's mine right just like that huh yeah even got one for big brother right there
00:55:13there you go come to papa yes my boy all right all right so we got to talk about this uh this
00:55:22wedding right this is two weeks off hollywood bowl they're waiting for an answer and i bumped into
00:55:28chris martin on the plane he says the band is free you like cold play right dad we can't have the
00:55:36wedding at the hollywood bowl well all right then we'll book uh the magic castle how about that not too
00:55:43big plenty of room for cold play huh let's just pump the brakes we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:55:50what something wrong with amelia no everything is great it's better than great honestly but we cannot
00:55:59have a big flashy wedding that's our thing it's not amelia's thing i think it'd make it uncomfortable
00:56:06wow wow i never thought of that you know you have a very good point yeah
00:56:15i'm very impressed you've never acted like this with any other woman i can't say i've ever felt like
00:56:22this with another girl sounds like you might be falling in love love love yeah i don't know
00:56:35all right all right change the deal then i cancel the hollywood bowl all right and then we'll have a
00:56:40nice small intimate affair a wedding with cold play no cold play dad no cold play
00:56:56so it's about my cancer treatment it's not working i know it i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:57:04and i'm cured what you're cured oh congratulations thank you i wasn't expecting it i didn't think i
00:57:17would be cured in only two sessions it only took two sessions i almost had enough in my savings to cover
00:57:24that maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money what's wrong sis we should be celebrating
00:57:32i brought prosecco no yeah no i'm good yeah amelia i'm your sister you can tell me anything
00:57:44is it michelangelo is everything okay if that punk pretty boy hurts you i will take that man thong
00:57:51and give him a wedgie so far up his butt that it will cut him in two it's not michelangelo let's see
00:57:58it's me i have to tell you something
00:58:08i cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage what is this game of thrones it's
00:58:16the only way that i could pay for your treatments and you know that i would do anything for you
00:58:20actually he's not that bad i kind of like him yeah babe that's called stockholm syndrome we need to get
00:58:32you out of there betsy i have real feelings for him but what about the tabloid stories you heard what
00:58:43he did to that floozy in disney world they banned him for life you'll never go to epcot he's not actually
00:58:51like the stories or at least not to me he's only acting like that to get into your pants amelia
00:59:00if you marry michelangelo he will make your life a living hell what if you meet him
00:59:07yeah meet him maybe he'll change your mind maybe maybe you'll actually like him don't count on it please
00:59:16me just give him a chance fine yes only one yes
00:59:26you won't regret it i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:59:28you better bring the whole bottle
00:59:36thank you for making dinner of course i'm glad she's cancer free we need to celebrate
00:59:44michelangelo you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me right you mean
00:59:50besides me i'm serious it's really important to me that you two get along have a glass of wine
00:59:58tonight's gonna be great
01:00:09it's enormous why would anybody need so much room it's nice to see you too sis
01:00:22nice to finally meet you betsy
01:00:24so this is the infamous uh michelangelo
01:00:35how about we start off with a glass of champagne 96 domperion amelia said that's the year that you
01:00:40were born yeah sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff it's worth more than my car why would anybody spend
01:00:47that much on that much on a drink
01:00:51$8.99 at ralph's it's delicious this was made in france sorry can't touch that stuff so who wants a drink
01:01:17you hardly touch your food it's a little too rich for me mine tastes great
01:01:31so michelangelo i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up you don't mind do you
01:01:42fire away so i know you two have been having your fun um but what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off
01:01:56i don't think it's going to
01:01:59that's cute and all but what about her career are you gonna support her
01:02:05or kids what's your stance on that or are you just gonna
01:02:08jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
01:02:10betsy look i know i have a past but i'm committed to it we haven't talked about kids but i'm open to anything
01:02:21see michelangelo that's my point you two are getting married and you barely know each other
01:02:27we know enough easy betsy i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:02:34and if you really cared about amelia you would give her the time and what makes you such an expert
01:02:41i don't see a ring on your finger michelangelo you probably picked them apart the way you're doing
01:02:46me right now it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her she gets it from you
01:02:51are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia you started it
01:02:54why don't we all just calm down betsy's just looking out for my best interest no she's alone
01:03:06and miserable and trying to drag you down with her that's not fair michelangelo she's not been
01:03:11fair to me since she walked through the door you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills and
01:03:15you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy you know what you can't talk
01:03:20to betsy like that that's my sister she just survived cancer that doesn't give her a right
01:03:27to insult me inside my own house this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants not to me
01:03:33you know maybe she should be concerned i don't like this side of you see i told you you should have
01:03:37spent more time getting to know each other but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that you told
01:03:42her she's my sister i don't care that violates our agreement oh is that all i am to you a contractual
01:03:48agreement some kind of obligation it's not what i meant it came out wrong amelia i love you
01:03:56you love me don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that means shut the up
01:04:02you know what maybe she was right i shouldn't have signed that contract it's over
01:04:12we need to get out of here i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what happens
01:04:18when you tell rich people secrets amelia i know this is hard to hear but you did the right thing
01:04:30you do so much better than him yeah but he isn't a monster i shouldn't have said that we can talk about
01:04:38it on the road get packing and if we leave now we can get to mexico by dawn lay low for a bit mexico
01:04:46or canada whatever it's that or stay here and get sued by the dino lovinos or worse
01:04:54i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us i mean i only told you about the contract it's not
01:05:00like i told you you don't know that we're liabilities lose ends you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:05:13get rid of that thing they could be tracking us right now yeah you know michelangelo did manage to
01:05:20follow me to the echoplex the other night see you could have a sniper on us
01:05:30it's romulus hey romulus what what do you mean gucci's missing
01:05:36you came against my better judgment i'm not happy you've been blowing me off i've just been busy but
01:05:58it's over with now you should punish me for straying you make me sick i make me sick
01:06:18nice underwear it's a great craftsmanship
01:06:28okay let's get this over with
01:06:34is that all you have to say do you even realize how hot i am i'm sorry chantel
01:06:43i thought i wanted this but i don't i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:06:50amelia broke up with me
01:06:59it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:07:05never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair i am
01:07:08fucking devastated
01:07:26amelia
01:07:26oh hi dad
01:07:31gucci's gone
01:07:33i'll be right there
01:07:42romulus
01:07:46well i i only had him off the leash for a second you know we're practically in the house and there all
01:07:51of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:07:58well we can help you find him
01:08:01yeah right
01:08:04good thanks good
01:08:06gucci this better not be a trap just come on
01:08:09gucci gucci gucci hey hey hey where's becalangelo huh i thought you were both together why isn't he here with you
01:08:19oh um he's sorry i'm late dad
01:08:24where were you i had to stop for late night delivery of mastriani's
01:08:28it's gucci's favorite prosciutto this doesn't ring out of hiding nothing will
01:08:33smart move dude here ladies take a piece of this prosciutto
01:08:37oh yeah that's it
01:08:42give me the urk
01:08:53gucci
01:09:00he's hopeless we've been looking for him all night long
01:09:04we're never gonna find him
01:09:07don't give up dad he's just off having a little adventure keep looking he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:09:14see they're not gonna kill us i do have to admit though i didn't expect to see this side of him
01:09:21he's really there for his dad his dad's dog so you approve now they didn't say that
01:09:29gucci
01:09:35gucci my boy's back
01:09:38okay okay okay i'm a little closer to approving
01:09:50i might have possibly misjudged you a little
01:10:06it's okay most of what the tabloids publish is true they just leave out part of the story amelia
01:10:13can we talk
01:10:18please
01:10:22amelia can we talk
01:10:27please okay
01:10:28amelia
01:10:37amelia i'm sorry about earlier tonight
01:10:42i shouldn't have attacked your sister and i shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract
01:10:47i hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement
01:10:57thanks for saying that i needed to hear that
01:11:02and i'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:11:04you're not one
01:11:08i'm still learning new things about you
01:11:11most of them are good
01:11:14i'm happy we signed the contract
01:11:17i'm not
01:11:20you're not what do you mean
01:11:25amelia this might sound crazy but i meant it when i said that i love you
01:11:31and i don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together
01:11:38i want to know that our love is real
01:11:42dad what is it son i want to cancel the contract between me and amelia
01:11:49why son because i want to ask her to marry me
01:11:54and not because of some legal obligation
01:11:57but because she wants to
01:12:06consider our contracts null and void
01:12:15amelia
01:12:17what will it be
01:12:21will you marry me
01:12:25will you marry me
01:12:28yes
01:12:29i'll marry you
01:12:45you've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:12:49and i'm the happiest dog walker
01:12:50look at me i'm dripping like a roman aqueduct
01:12:57all right all right you two that's enough all right we spent this whole night together
01:13:03come over to my place all right we'll have a nice breakfast italian style
01:13:08hopefully it's not too rich for you
01:13:10i think i can get used to it and then we can all discuss the wedding all right i want to hear from
01:13:16everybody involved especially uh coldplay we're not getting coldplay dad it was worth a try
01:13:33and now the bride and groom would like to give their vows michelangelo
01:13:51um
01:13:56uh amelia
01:13:58even though we're far from a perfect couple we're perfect together i've learned so much from you in
01:14:06such a short amount of time and not just about dogs i don't know how i ever managed anything without you
01:14:14i'm looking forward to your support and counsel as i take over the family business from
01:14:24my father this year and in return i promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our
01:14:35backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of
01:14:43amelia you are the only thing better than free underwear i love you so much
01:14:54i never thought i would end up with a former man thong model but here we are michelangelo you've
01:15:04helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest something i hope
01:15:09to do more of on our honeymoon in italy
01:15:16and although we haven't spent much time together it feels like a lifetime in a good way i know your mom
01:15:22would be proud of you ti amo michelangelo i love you with the power vested in me by almighty god
01:15:30and the city of beverly hills i now pronounce you husband and wife you may kiss your bride
01:15:36thanks i'm betsy amelia's sister i'm jake another dog walker it's crazy you know giving my sister
01:15:55but i always been more of a cat person me too
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