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00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Here, place your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:12Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience to school.
00:00:23Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?!
00:00:29He's my sister!
00:00:30I don't care! That violates our agreement!
00:00:32How?!
00:00:33What the fuck?!
00:00:36What?!
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't look at him.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite!
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:43I fucking hate you!
00:00:45I fucking hate you more!
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well...
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:00Wait, what are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:01:06Oh, fine!
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion!
00:01:13You're treating me like shit!
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance!
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare!
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you!
00:01:20We signed a contract!
00:01:21For an arranged marriage!
00:01:23Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton!
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:01:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat!
00:01:35I tried to get along with you!
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself!
00:01:37I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:01:39Right back at you!
00:01:41I fucking hate you!
00:01:43I hate you!
00:01:44I fucking hate you more!
00:01:45I hate you more!
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again!
00:02:12To be fair, we thought I was legal.
00:02:14Maybe we'll just swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters!
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:02:31Come on, Gucci!
00:02:33Good boy!
00:02:35Oh!
00:02:41Come on, Gucci!
00:02:42Let's go!
00:02:43You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:02:45It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:02:49The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:02:50I make my own money.
00:02:51Oh, you see, see.
00:02:52Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:02:53Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:02:54I am the spokesperson for Man Thumb.
00:02:55That means free underwear for life.
00:02:56For life.
00:02:57Some parents would be proud.
00:02:58Yeah, some parents would be proud.
00:02:59Yeah, other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:00I'm the spokesperson for Man Thumb.
00:03:01That means free underwear for life.
00:03:02For life.
00:03:03Some parents would be proud.
00:03:04Yeah, other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:09You are next up to be CEO at Dino Bolino Cosmetics.
00:03:10Now how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:11Mm.
00:03:12Oh, I'm the spokesperson for Man Thumb.
00:03:13Yeah, I'm the spokesperson for Man Thumb.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:15I am the spokesperson for man-thom.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:21Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah, other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:27You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:37All right, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:40And don't be late.
00:03:44Bye, Dad.
00:03:54Excuse me.
00:04:01Ew.
00:04:03I know, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Good one, Romulus.
00:04:34These are great.
00:04:35I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:38Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem.
00:04:42Cool.
00:04:42Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:50Hi.
00:04:51Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:54I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:58I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:01Hold that thought.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:08Where the hell were you?
00:05:11Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:12You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:19No, it's too late.
00:05:20He's back on the plane again.
00:05:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:28You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:32You interned.
00:05:33You went to business school.
00:05:35You have potential, okay?
00:05:37But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:40Well, you're going to have to prove it.
00:05:41Because so far, I ain't seen Nianti from you.
00:05:46Bye, Dad.
00:05:50Hey.
00:05:51You okay?
00:05:53Yeah.
00:05:55But I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:57So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20Oh my God.
00:06:21There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:25But it's really expensive.
00:06:26And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're going to get through this together.
00:06:40Oh, yeah.
00:06:53Oh.
00:06:54Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:56Did she have a good mom?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:07I'm sorry.
00:07:08This...
00:07:09No, no, forget about it.
00:07:10I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:14I have a savings for my doggy daycare, my dream, but it's only enough for one treatment, and who knows how many she's going to need.
00:07:26Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After her parents passed, I would do anything for her.
00:07:34Amelia, I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:39You do?
00:07:40Come back tonight.
00:07:43Come back tonight.
00:07:43And, uh, make something nice.
00:07:49Come on, Becky.
00:07:49Come on.
00:07:51Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:03Except for the dog hair.
00:08:04Well, come with me.
00:08:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:10Are they from Italy?
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Wow.
00:08:13Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well, Amelia, meet Michelangelo on my side.
00:08:21I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:08:24Mm-hmm.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:27I'm a dog walker.
00:08:29Don't be so defensive.
00:08:31I wasn't.
00:08:36Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:44That'd be really happy.
00:08:46Hey, arrivederci, huh?
00:08:51Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:01What exactly?
00:09:10How does it look?
00:09:11Not half bad.
00:09:13I mean, it's fine.
00:09:15Whatever.
00:09:19Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:22Or not.
00:09:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:25You work for my dad.
00:09:26You have to do what I say.
00:09:28You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:30Just a few more pictures.
00:09:32I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:34I don't need Tinder.
00:09:36I'm an underwear model.
00:09:37My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:46Pour me another.
00:09:48I told you, I'm...
00:09:49Now.
00:09:49I don't.
00:09:59See?
00:10:00Dog walker.
00:10:01That wasn't so hard.
00:10:05What the fuck?
00:10:07This is fucking product!
00:10:12Oh!
00:10:13Asshole!
00:10:13You crazy bitch!
00:10:18Amelia!
00:10:19Whoa.
00:10:20What's wrong?
00:10:21I asked her to pour me another drink, and she flipped out.
00:10:25I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.
00:10:27I'm going to be leaving.
00:10:28No, no, no, no, please.
00:10:28I apologize.
00:10:30My son, he's just immature.
00:10:32All right?
00:10:33And that's why I invited you to put forward it.
00:10:37Please.
00:10:37All right?
00:10:38Just have a seat.
00:10:39All right?
00:10:40And I promise, he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:10:43Won't you, son?
00:10:43So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:51Yeah.
00:10:52And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:01I want the business.
00:11:02Now, I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:09What kind of deal?
00:11:12Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:14No.
00:11:16You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:19What?
00:11:21What?
00:11:22Romulus, what are you saying?
00:11:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:29Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:33Look, you have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:11:37And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:40We're not even a match.
00:11:41We hate each other.
00:11:43At least I do.
00:11:44Obviously.
00:11:45I see.
00:11:46There's something uncommon already.
00:11:48Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:11:52We were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:57She sure drove me crazy when we first met her.
00:12:00I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:03But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:12:06You two have chemistry.
00:12:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:11As if.
00:12:12Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:14I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:17Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:20Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:24What's it going to be?
00:12:34What's it going to be?
00:12:37Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:40For Betsy.
00:12:41Well, Angelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:49If you're not going to agree to marry her, then you're going to lose the business.
00:12:55And you're also going to lose your inheritance.
00:12:57What the hell, Dad?
00:13:02Fuck it.
00:13:03Fine.
00:13:04I'll do it.
00:13:05Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:09The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:13:11And son, we are going to need some champagne.
00:13:14You're in my market.
00:13:16Try and make yourself look decent now.
00:13:21You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:13:24Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:13:27And I'll tell you, it's going to be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:30I hope the Halloween Bowl's not booked.
00:13:33Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:13:39Look, there's nothing wrong with an unarranged marriage, but, well, it can't do any good
00:13:44if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:46That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:51Sure.
00:13:52All right.
00:13:53Sign in.
00:14:12Salute.
00:14:14To the new couple.
00:14:24So, your place or mine?
00:14:27I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:29Fine.
00:14:30Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:31So, this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:43It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:48Ugh.
00:15:03Whoa.
00:15:04What was this?
00:15:06Put it in the trash.
00:15:07This isn't trash.
00:15:08These are my sisters.
00:15:09She's an artist.
00:15:10So, put them in your room.
00:15:12I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:14Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:15Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:17That's man-thong.
00:15:19It's trademarked.
00:15:19Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:26If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, we're throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:30It's an electric.
00:15:31Oh, by the way, this is going to work.
00:15:40You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:43Gee, thanks.
00:15:45Welcome.
00:15:45You're getting married?
00:15:54Shh, Betsy.
00:15:56Don't tell the whole world.
00:15:57Sorry, Amelia.
00:15:59It's just...
00:16:00It's not like you.
00:16:02You're saying we're...
00:16:04Reserved.
00:16:05Safe.
00:16:07Like I always taught you.
00:16:10Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:14And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:19So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:22Michelangelo?
00:16:23The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:25No.
00:16:27Michelangelo...
00:16:28Dino Valeno?
00:16:29Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:31Michelangelo Dino Valeno?
00:16:33Shh!
00:16:38Socialite Manila?
00:16:39Like, start a hundred canceled Bravo shows?
00:16:42How did you even meet?
00:16:43And his dad is one of my clients.
00:16:47It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:51He's so toxic.
00:16:54Speak of the devil.
00:16:57Oh, yeah.
00:16:59You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:02This is a doctor's office.
00:17:05Amelia.
00:17:08Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:10Doctor's ready.
00:17:11We'll talk about this later.
00:17:14We'll talk about this later.
00:17:36Ready to get wet, baby?
00:17:37We're already wet.
00:17:56Where did that come from?
00:17:57Nice place.
00:18:18I love the artwork.
00:18:19Nice place. I love the artwork.
00:18:25Thanks, Marley.
00:18:27Ooh, good taste.
00:18:31Oh, I'm good. We had plenty at dinner.
00:18:34More for me.
00:18:39You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:18:49Who are you? Who are you?
00:18:59Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:04Whatever. Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:10This is my house? We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:14Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:17You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:19What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:21He's jealous.
00:19:23Jealous? I'm not jealous!
00:19:28Sweet dreams!
00:19:35I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:38How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:41Even if he is kind of hot.
00:19:47See you later.
00:20:02And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:20:06Sorry. I had one too many to drink. It won't happen again.
00:20:10You better not.
00:20:23How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:25Not now. My head's killing me.
00:20:27We need to talk about last night.
00:20:29No, what we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:32I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:36Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:38But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:41And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:44Fine. I'll have her sign an NDA. Just give me my phone.
00:20:47My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:20:51And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:20:55Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:57Yeah, no shit.
00:20:58I'm serious.
00:21:00Don't screw this up.
00:21:02I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:05I know what I'm doing. Dog walker.
00:21:08And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:11Whenever I want.
00:21:12Wherever I want.
00:21:14Fine. Do whatever you want.
00:21:17I'm sorry. It's a bit harsh. I just really hung over.
00:21:26That could have gone better.
00:21:31Hey, baby.
00:21:34You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:21:37You're rich now.
00:21:38I know. I like it.
00:21:40Ah, that's good to hear.
00:21:42You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:21:46Tell me how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:21:50Oh, fine. Yeah.
00:21:52We're still getting to know each other.
00:21:54All right.
00:21:55Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:57Oh, and listen.
00:21:58He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:22:01Look, I promise.
00:22:03I wouldn't be so sure.
00:22:04Yeah, you're right.
00:22:06Well, we'll see you later.
00:22:08Yeah.
00:22:09Come on, Gucci.
00:22:10Come on.
00:22:11Bye, Gooch.
00:22:12Hey, Amelia.
00:22:13Hey, Jake.
00:22:14Gucci, no!
00:22:15Royce!
00:22:16Say bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:22:17It's to see you up close for once.
00:22:18Yeah.
00:22:19Same here.
00:22:20Sorry.
00:22:21Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:22:22His whole family, actually.
00:22:23All these rich people are nuts.
00:22:24I should make a reality show.
00:22:25A little dog owner is in Beverly Hills.
00:22:26Do you want to walk together?
00:22:32Let these two get to know each other.
00:22:46a reality show. A little dog owner is in Beverly Hills. Do you want to walk together? Let these
00:22:54two get to know each other? Yeah, I'd like that.
00:23:03So, how long have you been a dog walker? A couple months. I like it. I had a bunch of
00:23:10terrible gigs before. Barista. Uber driver. Delivery guy. Movie extra? You were in a
00:23:18movie. Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial. I was trying to impress you. How about you?
00:23:24How long have you been doing this? I don't know. My whole life, I guess. It started as a
00:23:29summer job, and then I turned it into my own business. I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:23:35Wow. I guess you really like dogs. Well, they're easier to hang out with than
00:23:40humans sometimes. If you want to hang out with this human sometime. My band's playing
00:23:47at the Echoplex tonight. Do you want to go? I kind of have to admit I had a crush on you.
00:23:56You did? Yeah. I still do.
00:24:04He's cute. I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged. Then again,
00:24:09that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:24:15I'd love to go to the concert.
00:24:17Hell yeah. I mean, uh, regular. Yeah.
00:24:24I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo. I won't have to worry about
00:24:29paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:31Hey, what's your ring?
00:24:36Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:24:41Looks pretty big.
00:24:42It was a big school. Public schools. Am I right?
00:24:46I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:24:55Me? Engaged? No. Are you kidding? I'm 24. I'm practically still a baby. I mean, I should
00:25:01be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling. Nope. Single and ready to mingle.
00:25:07Oh. Okay.
00:25:12Royce pooped. You should pick it up.
00:25:15Where? I don't see it.
00:25:16Just over there.
00:25:19Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:26Of course. It's an office. You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.
00:25:31You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:25:34Okay. Very funny. You know I'm retiring next year.
00:25:38Yes, I know.
00:25:39Yeah. That means you got to get up to speed rapidamente. So today you're going to be my
00:25:43shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:25:46Can I get Starbucks first?
00:25:47Fuck no.
00:25:49Come on, Dad.
00:25:58Wow!
00:25:59Oh my goodness. Are you okay?
00:26:05Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:26:12You're engaged, remember?
00:26:15And this is our new palette.
00:26:18It's Matt's collection. He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:26:22Um, but yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.
00:26:34What, Dad?
00:26:39What a day, Dad.
00:26:41It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:26:42Look at you. You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:26:46And just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:26:49Hard work does pay off.
00:26:51Let me just look at Amelia.
00:26:53What about her?
00:26:54She comes from nothing, son.
00:26:56Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:26:58But she just worked hard.
00:26:59And now, well, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:27:03I guess that's impressive.
00:27:05Yeah, see. See, it is.
00:27:06I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:27:09I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:27:18Break's over.
00:27:35Well, not too bad, huh?
00:27:36One day down.
00:27:37Forty more years to go.
00:27:42Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia,
00:27:46you talk about the day's work,
00:27:48raise you closer together,
00:27:50comfort each other,
00:27:51just like your mom and I used to do.
00:27:55You know, I'm thinking,
00:27:56it's time for the world to meet Amelia.
00:28:02Tonight.
00:28:03Tonight?
00:28:05Shit.
00:28:06When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:28:07I promise we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:28:09The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:28:11Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:28:13Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition
00:28:15to the Dino for Dino.
00:28:18Now.
00:28:19Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:28:21I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:28:24What's the matter?
00:28:25You're getting along, aren't you?
00:28:27Yeah, yeah, we're just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:28:32All right, so it's all settled.
00:28:33I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight in the limo,
00:28:35and don't be late.
00:28:37Why, Dad?
00:28:41Mm-hmm.
00:28:52So, remind me,
00:28:55why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:57Because I want to do something nice
00:29:00for my favorite big sister.
00:29:02And?
00:29:04And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:29:07But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now,
00:29:10I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:29:13You better not let that hair down.
00:29:15Sorry, just an expression.
00:29:16How's it going in there?
00:29:25I'm coming out.
00:29:36Is that bad?
00:29:38I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:29:43Buy that dress.
00:29:45ASAP.
00:29:46Leave me alone, party boy.
00:29:51I've got my own function tonight.
00:29:52Here's my own function.
00:29:53And leave me alone.
00:29:53I've got my own function tonight.
00:29:55I think that's really good.
00:29:57Bye.
00:30:30You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:31Thanks.
00:30:32Um, I...
00:30:34Did you forget my name?
00:30:37No, it's just something different.
00:30:41Did you change your hair?
00:30:42Why do you care?
00:30:44The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:30:45I'm going out.
00:30:46I just forgot my charger.
00:30:48Awesome, thanks.
00:30:51I'm taking this.
00:30:53Wait, I've been calling you.
00:30:55We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:56I told you, I'm busy.
00:30:58Hold on!
00:31:00Amelia!
00:31:09All right, hey.
00:31:11Look who's right on time.
00:31:12Nice.
00:31:14Where's Amelia?
00:31:16She's sick.
00:31:18She can't make it.
00:31:19Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:20If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:24Yeah, you've got to stay home with her.
00:31:26Give her some...
00:31:27Give her some nice soup.
00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:33Poor thing.
00:31:35Okay, Dad.
00:31:36See you in the office.
00:31:37See you in the office.
00:31:37Stupid dog walker?
00:31:45Tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:46I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:48Hey, it's Michael Lennon with Dean Levino.
00:31:58Do you still track people?
00:31:59Wow.
00:32:16Amelia.
00:32:17Hi.
00:32:19You look like you just walked off a runway.
00:32:22Without a dog.
00:32:23Sorry, I don't come to concerts often.
00:32:26I kind of panicked.
00:32:28No worries.
00:32:28I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:32:32Yeah.
00:32:32But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:32:35Talk to the bartender.
00:32:36Wow.
00:32:37The IQ treatment.
00:32:38You look like one.
00:32:40Thanks, Jake.
00:32:43Hey, lover boy.
00:32:45We're on.
00:32:47Gotta go.
00:32:48Find me in the green room after.
00:32:49Hope you like it.
00:32:51Break a leg.
00:32:53Love you, dude.
00:33:13Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:33:16That's all I do.
00:33:18You know what I want, babe.
00:33:20Good.
00:33:25Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:33:27Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:33:30One more, please.
00:33:36But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:33:38Jake, you guys were great.
00:33:49You really think so?
00:33:51I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:33:53The who?
00:33:55You don't know the strokes.
00:33:57Are they older?
00:34:01I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:04It's alright.
00:34:05Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:34:08You want some of that a drink?
00:34:10Yeah.
00:34:11So.
00:34:17So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:21Since I was 13.
00:34:22Played in bands all through high school and college.
00:34:25But I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:34:28That's awesome.
00:34:29And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:34:34You're gonna quit dog walking? I thought you liked it.
00:34:38I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:34:42I don't even like dogs that much. I'm more of a cat person.
00:34:46A cat person?
00:34:50Who doesn't like dogs? Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:34:55I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:34:57I just want to relax. Have a good time.
00:35:01You're beautiful, you know that.
00:35:05I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake. Now I'm not sure. We have nothing in common.
00:35:11Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:16The heck. I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:35:19Michelangelo had his fun. Now I can have mine.
00:35:27It looks like someone needs obedience.
00:35:39What's going on?
00:35:40That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:35:44He's not.
00:35:46You coming with me, dog walker?
00:35:47Don't make me get the leash.
00:35:49What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:35:51Back off, dude.
00:35:52Back off.
00:35:53Grubby little hipster.
00:35:55She's my fiancée.
00:35:57So that was an engagement ring?
00:35:59Jake, I can explain.
00:36:01Let's go.
00:36:04I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:36:05I'm not, Jake.
00:36:06This is for making me uber all the way to fucking sober, Mike.
00:36:17And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:36:25I can't believe you did that. After your high and mighty speech? You're such a hypocrite.
00:36:29Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around. Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:36:34I'm not following you around.
00:36:36You know what? I get it.
00:36:38You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:36:42Me jealous?
00:36:43Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:36:46Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:36:48I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:36:50I have a name.
00:36:53Wait, what are you doing?
00:36:54That is an original.
00:36:55I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:57Oh, fine!
00:36:59I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:02I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:37:04You're treating me like shit!
00:37:08That's from the Renaissance!
00:37:09You are history's worst nightmare!
00:37:11I tried to make this work with you.
00:37:12We signed a contract!
00:37:13For an arranged marriage!
00:37:15Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:19You are such a simpleton!
00:37:20Oh!
00:37:20Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:37:25Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:27I tried to get along with you.
00:37:28You brought this on to yourself.
00:37:30I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:37:32Right back at you!
00:37:33I fucking hate you.
00:37:35Well, I fucking hate you more!
00:37:37I was like this.
00:37:56I wish I didn't care about what I've seen.
00:38:00Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:38:30Oh, oh, oh.
00:38:40Where am I?
00:38:42Who's spooning me?
00:38:45Is that Jake?
00:38:47How drunk was I?
00:38:51Michael Angelo?
00:38:55Dog Walker.
00:38:57Oh, I forgot we did that last night.
00:39:00It must have been all those free beers.
00:39:03Uh-huh.
00:39:05We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:39:08I know.
00:39:08We had too many drinks.
00:39:09We just forget it ever happened.
00:39:11If that's what you want.
00:39:13Definitely.
00:39:15Um, I have to go to work.
00:39:20I should get up, too.
00:39:23Oh, my head.
00:39:24There's Pedialine in the fridge.
00:39:28Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:39:30Of course.
00:39:31My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:39:35Well, you look great.
00:39:37Thanks.
00:39:38I don't feel great.
00:39:41The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:39:45You, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:39:49What's going on?
00:39:50Um, so, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:39:56Wait.
00:39:58For the first time?
00:40:00Yeah.
00:40:01We're taking it slow.
00:40:03Michelangelo.
00:40:05The male gigolo.
00:40:06Taking it slow.
00:40:07Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:40:13And?
00:40:14How was it?
00:40:17Well...
00:40:17Really bad.
00:40:18Right?
00:40:19I knew it.
00:40:20Actually, it was the best sex I ever had?
00:40:24Well, that explains the glow.
00:40:29I am happy for you, sis.
00:40:32Physical chemistry is important.
00:40:34That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:36I don't get it.
00:40:38He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:40:42I feel like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...
00:40:47You get the picture.
00:40:50Hey.
00:40:53Opposite to track.
00:40:54I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:40:58Because you're so different.
00:41:01Something like that.
00:41:06Here it comes.
00:41:11Right on the schedule.
00:41:13Dog walkers in love with me.
00:41:16I'll have to let her down easy.
00:41:18Weird.
00:41:18I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:41:31What was that about?
00:41:32Must be the hangover.
00:41:42Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:41:43Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:58Hey.
00:41:59Unfortunately, something came up.
00:42:00I...
00:42:01I can't make it tonight.
00:42:02Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:42:08And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:42:10Hey.
00:42:31Hey.
00:42:34Hi.
00:42:36We should talk about...
00:42:38We should talk about...
00:42:39i'm not very good with words me neither but last night i you don't have to say anything
00:42:47we both know it was a mistake and we can just go back to hating each other like nothing ever
00:42:53happened i don't think you understand if you just listen to me for a second look you don't have to
00:42:57worry about me catching feelings i'm a big girl i've had a one-night stand before i've never been
00:43:03with someone like you before okay i get it i'm not one of your your models or your your d-list
00:43:10actresses you don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily i know that if you
00:43:16would take back last night that you would frankly so would i i mean you're driving me nuts you don't
00:43:21understand let's let's get some takeout and figure this thing out i don't need you to mansplain my
00:43:27own feelings to me wait did you just call me amelia
00:43:32what happened to dog walker i have a confession to make
00:43:39last night i don't know how i don't know why
00:43:46that was the best sex i've ever had in my life
00:43:49really do i look like i'm lying i'm not a good actor
00:43:56i could even do reality tv but there is a fire between us amelia some kind of crazy
00:44:04cosmic chemistry
00:44:06you sound like you're reading a horoscope
00:44:11amelia please
00:44:13i know you felt it too
00:44:17amelia please
00:44:23don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:44:25i felt it too
00:44:28so why are we fighting it
00:44:34i've been thinking about you all day
00:44:36me too
00:44:38you
00:44:41you
00:44:57you
00:45:01so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:45:17light fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:45:22no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht
00:45:27if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain gets super
00:45:31drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:45:33you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad
00:45:43thanks you know we could actually try this
00:45:49hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything i'm serious the wedding's coming up
00:45:57we could give it a shot
00:46:00you mean like you and me together together
00:46:04why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:46:07oh gucci what's the rush
00:46:23oh hey royce
00:46:30jake how's it going
00:46:33good yeah
00:46:35look the other night was kind of
00:46:38crazy i know
00:46:40i should have told you about michelangelo
00:46:42we were kind of in a fight
00:46:45i'm sorry for bringing you into this
00:46:48is he always like that
00:46:50so aggressive and controlling
00:46:52i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that
00:46:55he was like a caveman lugging home his woman
00:46:57well i am his woman
00:46:59he saw us together and he got jealous
00:47:02and i don't blame him
00:47:04oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dina volino
00:47:09i didn't mean to pry
00:47:11just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:47:14i'm here if you need to talk
00:47:16thanks jake but i'm engaged
00:47:20remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:47:24i thought we had a connection
00:47:26you're a cat person
00:47:28it never would have worked
00:47:30come on gucci let's go
00:47:32cats are awesome
00:47:37that was a great presentation
00:47:43the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:47:46you think so
00:47:47maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:47:51oh yeah yeah
00:47:53now listen
00:47:53i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:47:56you mind watching your little brother for me
00:47:58gucci? sure
00:47:59but i mean
00:48:00you know dogs are more amelia's specialty
00:48:03yeah but that's how you impress her
00:48:05you invite her for a romantic date
00:48:07at the dog park
00:48:08at the dog park
00:48:09mm-hmm
00:48:10i just texted her
00:48:11it's all set
00:48:12now
00:48:13go get her lover boy
00:48:16so
00:48:27you just throw it and he brings it back
00:48:30you've never played fetch before
00:48:32it's
00:48:32it's my dad's dog
00:48:34not mine
00:48:35let me try
00:48:37that's okay
00:48:39i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your
00:48:42dainty hands
00:48:43do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:48:48no
00:48:50i like my work
00:48:51what's the point of working if you never get a chance to
00:48:55have fun
00:48:56you're right
00:48:58i should work less
00:48:59if nothing else
00:49:02you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:49:04fetch gucci
00:49:09i've got a big surprise
00:49:15a surprise
00:49:16just wait and see
00:49:19grazie
00:49:27have a good night mr. de novolino
00:49:29what's that
00:49:36special delivery from
00:49:38masterione's italian deli
00:49:39gucci
00:49:43it's your favorite prosciutto
00:49:45you know
00:49:47that's awful for dogs
00:49:49right
00:49:49i thought you were
00:49:51off the clock today
00:49:53besides a special occasion
00:49:55i also thought
00:49:58we could use his water bowl
00:49:59to pour a little chianti into
00:50:00i'm kidding
00:50:03this is for us
00:50:04why don't you get us a corkscrew
00:50:06what else is in the bag
00:50:08just some
00:50:09imported italian ingredients
00:50:10so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:50:12you can cook
00:50:14that was so good
00:50:29i feel like i just
00:50:31went to italy
00:50:32even though i've never been
00:50:33how did you
00:50:35do this
00:50:35i can't cook
00:50:36at all
00:50:37making italian food
00:50:38is one of my favorite things to do
00:50:39did you learn in culinary school
00:50:41no
00:50:42my mom taught me
00:50:43tell me about her
00:50:46i've never told a girl
00:50:48about my mom
00:50:49sorry
00:50:50i don't mean to pray
00:50:52she
00:50:53passed away when i was 11
00:50:55breast cancer
00:50:57but
00:50:58i have a lot of good memories of her
00:51:00she grew up in a little village
00:51:02in tuscany
00:51:03and
00:51:03she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:51:06we'd spend hours in the kitchen
00:51:08just cooking
00:51:09and eating
00:51:10and laughing
00:51:11i still
00:51:14have all of her recipes
00:51:15here
00:51:16handwritten in italian
00:51:18that's really special
00:51:20i miss her
00:51:23this might sound corny but
00:51:26i feel a little closer to her
00:51:29when i make her recipes
00:51:30it's not corny
00:51:31but i didn't know you were such a softy
00:51:34just don't tell tmz
00:51:37what about your parents
00:51:39my parents died in a car accident
00:51:42when i was 13
00:51:44it's been me and betsy ever since
00:51:47i'm sorry
00:51:48i just really hope these treatments work
00:51:51i don't want to lose her too
00:51:55i'm sorry
00:51:57your story made me emotional
00:51:59i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:52:01i'll help you
00:52:02no
00:52:02no it's fine
00:52:03i like doing the dishes
00:52:05it relaxes me
00:52:06good
00:52:07because i hate them
00:52:09well then i guess we make a good team
00:52:11is it just the wine
00:52:16or am i really falling for
00:52:19him
00:52:20hey
00:52:33hey
00:52:35do you want an espresso
00:52:37i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:39no thank you
00:52:41you need to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:52:43okay well don't forget gucci
00:52:45how could i
00:52:46ready bro
00:52:49well let me fix your tie
00:52:51what do you know about ties
00:52:54you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:56and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:52:59touche
00:53:00there you go
00:53:02okay bye
00:53:03bye
00:53:04love you
00:53:07love you too
00:53:08sorry
00:53:19it's reflex
00:53:20i didn't mean to say that
00:53:21me neither
00:53:22too soon
00:53:23talk about it later
00:53:26yeah
00:53:27okay
00:53:29okay
00:53:29ugh
00:53:30could that have been any more awkward
00:53:32and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:53:35look who's here
00:53:42hey
00:53:42my little guy
00:53:44hey little gucci
00:53:46look at this right here
00:53:48huh
00:53:49let's try
00:53:51oh yeah now here's mine
00:53:55right
00:53:55just like that
00:53:57huh
00:53:57yeah
00:53:58even got one for big brother
00:54:00right there
00:54:01come to papa
00:54:03yes my boy
00:54:04all right
00:54:07all right
00:54:07so
00:54:07we gotta talk about this
00:54:09this wedding right
00:54:10this is two weeks off
00:54:11hollywood bowl
00:54:12they're waiting for an answer
00:54:14and i bumped into
00:54:15chris martin
00:54:16on the plane
00:54:17he says the band
00:54:18is free
00:54:19you like cold play right
00:54:21dad
00:54:21we can't have the wedding
00:54:23at the hollywood
00:54:24well all right
00:54:27then we'll book
00:54:28the magic castle
00:54:29how about that
00:54:30not too big
00:54:30plenty room for cold play
00:54:31huh
00:54:32let's just pump the brakes
00:54:34we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:54:36why
00:54:37something wrong with
00:54:38Amelia
00:54:39no
00:54:40everything is great
00:54:41it's better than great
00:54:44honestly
00:54:44but
00:54:45we cannot
00:54:46have a big flashy wedding
00:54:48that's
00:54:49our thing
00:54:50it's not Amelia's thing
00:54:51I think it'd make her
00:54:53uncomfortable
00:54:53wow
00:54:55I never thought of that
00:54:57you know
00:54:59you have a very good point
00:55:00there
00:55:00I'm very impressed
00:55:03you've never acted like this
00:55:06with any other woman
00:55:07I can't say I've ever felt like this
00:55:10with another girl
00:55:11sounds like you might be falling in love
00:55:14love
00:55:15yeah
00:55:17I don't know
00:55:19he's cute
00:55:21all right
00:55:22all right
00:55:23change the deal
00:55:24gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:55:26all right
00:55:27and then we'll have a nice small
00:55:28intimate affair
00:55:30a wedding
00:55:31with cold play
00:55:32no cold play dad
00:55:34no cold play
00:55:36so
00:55:43it's about my cancer treatment
00:55:46it's not working
00:55:48I know it
00:55:49I talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:52and I'm cured
00:55:54what?
00:55:56you're cured?
00:55:57oh
00:55:58congratulations
00:56:00thank you
00:56:01I wasn't expecting it
00:56:03I didn't think I would be cured
00:56:05in only two sessions
00:56:06it only took two sessions?
00:56:09I almost had enough in my savings
00:56:11to cover that
00:56:12maybe I didn't need
00:56:14the Dina Valino's money
00:56:15what's wrong sis?
00:56:17we should be celebrating
00:56:19I brought Prosecco
00:56:20no
00:56:21yeah
00:56:22no I'm good
00:56:24yeah
00:56:24Amelia
00:56:26I'm your sister
00:56:28you can tell me anything
00:56:29is it Michelangelo?
00:56:33is everything okay?
00:56:35if that punk
00:56:35pretty boy hurts you
00:56:37I will take that man thong
00:56:38and give him a wedgie
00:56:39so far up his butt
00:56:40that it will cut him in two
00:56:42it's not Michelangelo
00:56:45let's see
00:56:45it's me
00:56:48I have to tell you something
00:56:51I cannot believe
00:56:57that they convinced you
00:56:58to do an arranged marriage
00:57:00what is this
00:57:02Game of Thrones?
00:57:03it was the only way
00:57:04that I could pay
00:57:04for your treatments
00:57:05and you know
00:57:06that I would do
00:57:06anything for you
00:57:07actually
00:57:09he's not that bad
00:57:11I kind of like him
00:57:14yeah
00:57:16babe
00:57:16that's called
00:57:17Stockholm Syndrome
00:57:18we need to get you
00:57:19out of there
00:57:20Betsy
00:57:21I have
00:57:23real feelings for him
00:57:25but
00:57:26what about the
00:57:28tabloid stories?
00:57:30you heard what he did
00:57:31to that floozy
00:57:31in Disney World
00:57:32they banned him
00:57:34for life
00:57:35you'll never go to Epcot
00:57:36he's not actually
00:57:38like the stories
00:57:39or
00:57:40at least
00:57:41not to me
00:57:42he's only acting
00:57:44like that to get
00:57:44into your pants
00:57:45Amelia
00:57:45if you marry
00:57:48Michelangelo
00:57:49he will make
00:57:50your life
00:57:51a living hell
00:57:52what if you meet him?
00:57:55yeah
00:57:56meet him
00:57:57maybe he'll change
00:57:59your mind
00:57:59maybe
00:57:59maybe you'll actually
00:58:00like him
00:58:01don't count on it
00:58:02please
00:58:03me
00:58:04just give him
00:58:05a chance
00:58:05fine
00:58:07yes
00:58:09only one
00:58:10yes
00:58:10you won't regret it
00:58:14I'm gonna go get
00:58:15the Prosecco
00:58:15you better bring
00:58:19the whole bottle
00:58:19thank you for making
00:58:24dinner
00:58:24of course
00:58:26I'm glad she's
00:58:27cancer free
00:58:28we need to celebrate
00:58:29Michelangelo
00:58:32you know that
00:58:34Betsy is the most
00:58:35important person
00:58:36in the world to me
00:58:36right?
00:58:37you mean besides me
00:58:38I'm serious
00:58:39it's really important
00:58:40to me that you two
00:58:41get along
00:58:42have a glass of wine
00:58:44tonight's gonna be great
00:58:46it's enormous
00:58:58why would anybody
00:59:01need so much
00:59:02room
00:59:03it's nice to see
00:59:06you too
00:59:06sis
00:59:07nice to finally
00:59:09meet you
00:59:10Betsy
00:59:11so
00:59:14this is the
00:59:15infamous
00:59:17uh
00:59:18Michelangelo
00:59:19how about we start
00:59:23off with a glass of
00:59:23champagne
00:59:2496 Domperion
00:59:25Amelia said that's
00:59:27the year that you
00:59:27were born
00:59:27yeah
00:59:29sorry I can't drink
00:59:30that fancy stuff
00:59:31it's worth more
00:59:32than my car
00:59:33why would anybody
00:59:34spend that much
00:59:35on a drink
00:59:35$8.99 at Ralph's
00:59:39it's delicious
00:59:40this was made in
00:59:43France
00:59:43sorry
00:59:44can't touch that stuff
00:59:46so
00:59:47who wants a drink
00:59:49you hardly touch your food
01:00:11it's a little too rich
01:00:16for me
01:00:16mine tastes great
01:00:18so
01:00:21Michelangelo
01:00:22I have some
01:00:23big sister questions
01:00:25to ask about the
01:00:25prenuptials coming up
01:00:27you don't mind
01:00:28do you
01:00:29fire away
01:00:30so I know you two
01:00:33have been having your
01:00:34fun
01:00:36um
01:00:37but
01:00:38what's this relationship
01:00:40gonna look like
01:00:40once that honeymoon phase
01:00:42wears off
01:00:43I don't think it's going to
01:00:45that's cute and all
01:00:48but
01:00:48what about her career
01:00:50are you gonna support her
01:00:51or kids
01:00:52what's your stance on that
01:00:53or are you just gonna
01:00:55jump to the next person
01:00:56once you get bored
01:00:57and this gets too serious
01:00:58Betsy
01:00:59look
01:00:59I know I have a past
01:01:02but
01:01:03I'm committed to it
01:01:05we haven't talked about kids
01:01:07but
01:01:07I'm open to anything
01:01:08see Michelangelo
01:01:09that's my point
01:01:10you two are getting married
01:01:12and you barely know each other
01:01:14we know now
01:01:15easy Betsy
01:01:17I just think it's a bad idea
01:01:20getting married this soon
01:01:21and if you really cared about Amelia
01:01:23you would give her the time
01:01:25and what makes you such an expert
01:01:27I don't see a ring on your finger
01:01:29Michelangelo
01:01:31you probably picked them apart
01:01:32the way you're doing me right now
01:01:34it's no wonder Amelia was so uptight
01:01:35when I met her
01:01:35she gets it from you
01:01:36are you gonna let him talk to me
01:01:39like that Amelia
01:01:40you started it
01:01:42why don't we all just
01:01:49calm down
01:01:50Betsy's just looking out
01:01:51for my best interest
01:01:52no
01:01:53she's alone and miserable
01:01:54and trying to drag you down
01:01:56with her
01:01:56that's not fair
01:01:57Michelangelo
01:01:58she's not been fair to me
01:01:59since she walked through the door
01:02:00you're the horniest bastard
01:02:01in Beverly Hills
01:02:02and you're a frigid lonely woman
01:02:04who cannot stand to see
01:02:05her sister happy
01:02:05you know what
01:02:06you can't talk to Betsy
01:02:08like that
01:02:08that's my sister
01:02:09she just survived cancer
01:02:10that doesn't give her a right
01:02:14to insult me inside my own house
01:02:16this is my house too
01:02:17and she can say whatever she wants
01:02:19not to me
01:02:20you know maybe she should be concerned
01:02:21I don't like this side of you
01:02:23see I told you
01:02:24you should have spent more time
01:02:25getting to know each other
01:02:26but I guess the contract
01:02:27doesn't allow for that
01:02:28you told her
01:02:29she's my sister
01:02:31I don't care
01:02:31that violates our agreement
01:02:33oh is that all I am to you
01:02:34a contractual agreement
01:02:36some kind of obligation
01:02:37it's not what I meant
01:02:39it came out wrong Amelia
01:02:40I love you
01:02:42you love me
01:02:44don't listen to him
01:02:45he doesn't even know
01:02:46what that means
01:02:47shut the fuck up
01:02:48you know what
01:02:50maybe she was right
01:02:51I shouldn't have signed
01:02:52that contract
01:02:53it's over
01:02:53we need
01:03:00to get out of here
01:03:01I've seen too many
01:03:02true crime documentaries
01:03:04on Netflix
01:03:04to know what happens
01:03:05when you tell rich people
01:03:06secrets
01:03:06Amelia
01:03:11I know this is hard to hear
01:03:13but
01:03:14you did the right thing
01:03:17you do so much better than him
01:03:19yeah
01:03:20but he isn't a monster
01:03:23I shouldn't have said that
01:03:24we can talk about it
01:03:26on the road
01:03:26get packing
01:03:28and if we leave now
01:03:30we can get to Mexico
01:03:30by dawn
01:03:31lay low for a bit
01:03:32Mexico
01:03:33or Canada
01:03:34whatever
01:03:35it's that
01:03:36or stay here
01:03:37and get sued
01:03:37by the Dino Lavinos
01:03:39or worse
01:03:40I don't think Romulus
01:03:42or Michelangelo
01:03:43would sue us
01:03:44I mean
01:03:44I only told you
01:03:46about the contract
01:03:46it's not like
01:03:47I told the media
01:03:48you don't know that
01:03:50we're
01:03:51liability
01:03:53lose ends
01:03:54you should listen
01:03:55to more true kind podcast
01:03:56get rid of that thing
01:04:02they could be tracking us
01:04:03right now
01:04:04yeah you know
01:04:06Michelangelo did manage
01:04:07to follow me
01:04:08to the ecoplex
01:04:09the other night
01:04:09see
01:04:11he could have a sniper
01:04:13on us
01:04:14it's Romulus
01:04:18hey Romulus
01:04:19what
01:04:21what do you mean
01:04:23Gucci's missing
01:04:24you came
01:04:37against my better judgment
01:04:40I'm not happy
01:04:42you've been blowing me off
01:04:43I've just been busy
01:04:45but
01:04:45it's over with now
01:04:48you should
01:04:50punish me for straying
01:04:52you make me sick
01:04:55I make me sick
01:04:57nice
01:05:06underwear
01:05:08great craftsmanship
01:05:11okay
01:05:16let's get this over with
01:05:18is that all you have to say
01:05:22do you even realize
01:05:24how hot I am
01:05:25I'm
01:05:26sorry
01:05:27Chantel
01:05:29I thought I wanted this
01:05:32but I don't
01:05:34I'm not the stud
01:05:37that I used to be
01:05:38Amelia broke up with me
01:05:43it feels like she's
01:05:48stomping on my heart
01:05:49with one of your shoes
01:05:50never in a million years
01:05:53did I think I'd fall for dog
01:05:54walk with my hair
01:05:55I am fucking devastated
01:05:57and all her wishes
01:05:59I could take back
01:06:00how I acted
01:06:00and she just wanted
01:06:02to come back to me
01:06:03there
01:06:08Amelia
01:06:14hi dad
01:06:16Gucci's gone
01:06:18I'll be right there
01:06:21I'll be right there
01:06:27Gucci
01:06:29Romulus
01:06:30what
01:06:30hold on
01:06:30oh
01:06:32well
01:06:33I only had him off the leash
01:06:35for a second
01:06:36you know
01:06:36we're practically in the house
01:06:38and all of a sudden
01:06:38he just shot off like a rocket
01:06:40I've been calling him all night
01:06:42but he won't come back
01:06:44well
01:06:45we can help you find him
01:06:47yeah
01:06:48right
01:06:49good thanks
01:06:52Gucci
01:06:53this better not be a trap
01:06:55just come on
01:06:56Gucci
01:06:59Gucci
01:07:00Gucci
01:07:01Gucci
01:07:02hey hey hey
01:07:02where's Michelangelo
01:07:03huh
01:07:04I thought you were both together
01:07:05why isn't he here with you
01:07:06oh
01:07:07um
01:07:07he's
01:07:08sorry
01:07:09I'm late dad
01:07:09where were you
01:07:11I had to stop for late night
01:07:13delivery at Mastriani's
01:07:14it's Gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:07:16this doesn't ring out of hiding
01:07:18nothing will
01:07:19smart move
01:07:21here ladies
01:07:22take a piece of this prosciutto
01:07:24yeah that's it
01:07:25yeah
01:07:25give me the urk
01:07:30Gucci
01:07:41he's hopeless
01:07:48we've been looking for him
01:07:51all night long
01:07:51we're never gonna find him
01:07:55don't give up dad
01:07:55he's just off having a little adventure
01:07:57keep looking
01:07:58he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:07:59see
01:08:01they're not gonna kill us
01:08:03I do have to admit though
01:08:05I didn't expect to see this side of him
01:08:07he's really there for his dad
01:08:10his dad's dog
01:08:12so you approve now
01:08:15they didn't say that
01:08:16Gucci
01:08:19Gucci
01:08:23my boy's back
01:08:25oh
01:08:26okay
01:08:33okay
01:08:34I'm a little closer
01:08:36to approving
01:08:38I
01:08:44might
01:08:45have
01:08:46possibly
01:08:48misjudged you
01:08:50a little
01:08:52it's okay
01:08:54most of
01:08:54what the tabloids publish
01:08:56is true
01:08:56they just
01:08:57leave out part of the story
01:08:59Amelia
01:09:00can we talk
01:09:02please
01:09:06Amelia
01:09:10can we talk
01:09:12please
01:09:14okay
01:09:16Amelia
01:09:25I'm
01:09:26sorry about earlier tonight
01:09:28I shouldn't have attacked your sister
01:09:31and I shouldn't have blown up at you
01:09:33for mentioning the contract
01:09:34I hope that you know you
01:09:39mean so much more to me
01:09:40than just
01:09:41a business agreement
01:09:42thanks for saying that
01:09:45I needed to hear that
01:09:47and I'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:09:51you're not one
01:09:54I'm still learning new things about you
01:09:57most of them are good
01:09:59I'm happy we signed the contract
01:10:02I'm not
01:10:05you're not
01:10:08what do you mean
01:10:09Amelia this
01:10:13might sound crazy but
01:10:15I meant it when I said that I love you
01:10:18and I don't want
01:10:20some silly piece of paper
01:10:21to be the reason that we stay together
01:10:23I want to know that our love is real
01:10:26dad
01:10:30what is it son
01:10:31I want to cancel the contract
01:10:34between me and Amelia
01:10:35why son
01:10:37because I want to ask her to marry me
01:10:40and not because of some legal obligation
01:10:44but because she wants to
01:10:48consider our contracts null and void
01:10:56Amelia
01:11:03where will it be
01:11:05will you marry me
01:11:09will you marry me
01:11:13yes
01:11:16I'll marry you
01:11:18you've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:11:35and I'm the happiest dog walker
01:11:37look at me
01:11:39I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct
01:11:42all right
01:11:44all right
01:11:45you two
01:11:46that's enough
01:11:47all right
01:11:47we spent this whole night together
01:11:49come over to my place
01:11:51all right
01:11:51we'll have a nice breakfast
01:11:53Italian style
01:11:54hopefully it's not
01:11:56too rich for you
01:11:57I think I can get used to it
01:11:59and
01:12:00then we can all discuss the wedding
01:12:02all right
01:12:02I want to hear from everybody involved
01:12:04especially
01:12:06cold play
01:12:07we're not getting cold play dad
01:12:08it was worth a try
01:12:11and now the bride and groom would like to give their vows
01:12:38michelangelo
01:12:39michelangelo
01:12:39michelangelo
01:12:39michelangelo
01:12:40michelangelo
01:12:41michelangelo
01:12:45even though we're far from a perfect couple
01:12:48we're perfect together
01:12:50I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time
01:12:55and
01:12:55not just about dogs
01:12:57I don't know how I ever managed anything without you
01:13:02I'm
01:13:04looking
01:13:06forward to your
01:13:07support and counsel
01:13:09as I take over the family business from my father this year
01:13:13and
01:13:13in return
01:13:14I promise
01:13:16to
01:13:18be patient
01:13:19and a loving husband
01:13:21as you turn our backyard
01:13:23into the doggy daycare
01:13:24you've always dreamed of
01:13:25I
01:13:27um
01:13:29Amelia you are
01:13:31the only thing better
01:13:33than free underwear
01:13:34I love you so much
01:13:37I
01:13:44never thought I would end up with a former man thong model
01:13:47but
01:13:48here we are
01:13:49michelangelo
01:13:51you've helped me come out of my shell
01:13:53and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest
01:13:55something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy
01:13:58and although we haven't spent much time together
01:14:05it feels like a lifetime
01:14:07in a good way
01:14:08I know your mom would be proud of you
01:14:11ti amo michelangelo
01:14:12I love you
01:14:13with the power vested in me by almighty god
01:14:17and the city of beverly hills
01:14:18I now pronounce you husband and wife
01:14:21you may kiss your bride
01:14:23thanks
01:14:32I'm Betsy
01:14:34Amelia's sister
01:14:36I'm Jake
01:14:37another dog walker
01:14:39it's crazy
01:14:41you know given my sister
01:14:42but
01:14:43I've always been more of a cat person
01:14:45me too
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