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00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Here, place your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:12Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience to school.
00:00:23Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:00Wait.
00:01:01What are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine.
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:22Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton.
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:32Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:37I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:39Right back at you.
00:01:41I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I hate you.
00:01:44I fucking hate you more.
00:01:45I hate you more.
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:12To be fair, he thought I was leaving.
00:02:14Maybe we'll just swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I went in a cave.
00:02:30Come on, Gucci.
00:02:31Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:41Come on, Gucci.
00:02:42Let's go.
00:02:43You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:05With our bare hands.
00:03:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:08I make my own money.
00:03:10I make my own money.
00:03:11Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:12Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:13I am the spokesperson for man thumb.
00:03:17That means free underwear for life.
00:03:19For life.
00:03:20Some parents would be proud.
00:03:21Some parents would be proud.
00:03:22Yeah.
00:03:23Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:28You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:36All right, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:37And don't be late.
00:03:38Bye, Dad.
00:03:39Excuse me.
00:03:40Hello, my Gucci.
00:03:41Why won't Michelанgel just grow up, huh?
00:03:46It's just a story I can.
00:04:08You just need to settle down and find yourself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:16Good one, Romulus.
00:04:34These are great.
00:04:35Hmm. I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:38Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem.
00:04:42Cool. Let's take five, and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:50Hi. I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:59I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:04Hold that thought.
00:05:04Hey, Dad.
00:05:08Where the hell were you?
00:05:11Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:12You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:19Now it's too late. He's back on the plane again.
00:05:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:28You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:32You interned.
00:05:33You went to business school.
00:05:35You have potential.
00:05:37But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:40Well, you're going to have to prove it.
00:05:41Because so far,
00:05:42I ain't seen the end tape from you.
00:05:45Bye, Dad.
00:05:50Hey.
00:05:51You okay?
00:05:53Yeah.
00:05:54Um,
00:05:55but
00:05:55I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:57So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20Oh my God.
00:06:21There is an experimental treatment,
00:06:25but it's really expensive.
00:06:26and my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're going to get through this together.
00:06:40Oh, yeah.
00:06:53Oh.
00:06:54Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:56Did she have a good mom?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:07I'm sorry.
00:07:08This is...
00:07:09No, no, forget about it.
00:07:10I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:14I have a savings for my doggy daycare, my dream, but it's only enough for one treatment, and who knows how many she's going to need.
00:07:26Betsy practically raised us after her parents passed.
00:07:30I would do anything for her.
00:07:34Amelia, I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:39You do?
00:07:40Come back tonight and, uh, make something nice.
00:07:49Come on, Becky.
00:07:49Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:01Except for the dog hair.
00:08:04Well, come with me.
00:08:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:10Are they from Italy?
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Wow.
00:08:13Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well, Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.
00:08:21I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:08:24Mm-hmm.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:27I'm a dog walker.
00:08:29Don't be so defensive.
00:08:31I wasn't.
00:08:36Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:44Amelia.
00:08:46Hey, arrivederci, huh?
00:08:54Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:01What, exactly?
00:09:10How does it look?
00:09:11Not half bad.
00:09:13I mean, it's fine.
00:09:15Whatever.
00:09:19Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:21Or not.
00:09:22I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:25You work for my dad.
00:09:26You have to do what I say.
00:09:28You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:30Just a few more pictures.
00:09:32I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:34I don't need Tinder.
00:09:36I'm an underwear model.
00:09:37My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:46Pour me another.
00:09:48I told you, I'm...
00:09:49Now.
00:09:52See, dog walker.
00:10:01That wasn't so hard.
00:10:05What the fuck?
00:10:07This is fucking product!
00:10:13Asshole!
00:10:14You crazy bitch!
00:10:15Amelia!
00:10:19Whoa!
00:10:20What's wrong?
00:10:21I asked her to pour me another drink,
00:10:23and she flipped out!
00:10:24I'm sorry, Romulus,
00:10:26but your son is a prick.
00:10:27I'm going to be leaving.
00:10:28No, no, no, please.
00:10:28I apologize.
00:10:30My son, he's just immature.
00:10:32All right?
00:10:33And that's why I invited you to put forward it.
00:10:37Please.
00:10:37All right?
00:10:38Just have a seat.
00:10:39All right?
00:10:40And I promise,
00:10:41he'll be on his best behavior
00:10:42for the rest of the night.
00:10:43Won't you, son?
00:10:44So, Amelia needs money
00:10:46to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:51Yeah.
00:10:52And you need to settle down
00:10:54and prove that you're worthy
00:10:55of running the family business.
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:01I want the business.
00:11:02I think we can make a deal
00:11:06whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:12Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:14No.
00:11:16You two just have to get married,
00:11:17that's all.
00:11:19What?
00:11:21What?
00:11:22Romulus,
00:11:23what are you saying?
00:11:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone
00:11:28who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:29Well, at least I don't pose
00:11:31in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:33Oh, Angelo.
00:11:34Look,
00:11:35you have to grow up
00:11:36before you can run out business.
00:11:37And the best way to do that
00:11:38is to get married.
00:11:40We're not even a match.
00:11:41We hate each other.
00:11:43At least I do.
00:11:44Obviously.
00:11:45I see.
00:11:46There's something uncommon already.
00:11:48Look, you know,
00:11:50my wife and I,
00:11:51we were opposites.
00:11:52We were like pizza
00:11:54and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:57She sure drove me crazy
00:11:58when we first met.
00:11:59Yeah, I know you're probably thinking
00:12:02I'm just some old fool, huh,
00:12:03but I learned a thing or two
00:12:05in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:11As if.
00:12:12Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:14I don't want to be miserable
00:12:15for the rest of my life.
00:12:17Amelia, you do want to help
00:12:18your sister, don't you?
00:12:20Well, you'll be able
00:12:21to afford the treatment
00:12:22if you just agree
00:12:23to this arrangement.
00:12:24What's it going to be?
00:12:33What's it going to be?
00:12:37Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:40For Betsy.
00:12:41Well, Angelo,
00:12:46it's not polite
00:12:47to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:49If you're not going to agree
00:12:50to marry her,
00:12:51then you're going to lose
00:12:54the business.
00:12:55And you're also going to lose
00:12:56your inheritance.
00:12:58What the hell, Dad?
00:13:02Fuck it.
00:13:03Fine.
00:13:04I'll do it.
00:13:05Now, let's just
00:13:06go into the office now.
00:13:08The lorries have already
00:13:09drafted the contract,
00:13:11and, son,
00:13:12we're going to need
00:13:13some champagne.
00:13:15Right, my mother.
00:13:16Yeah, try and make
00:13:17yourself look decent now.
00:13:21You will be engaged
00:13:22for a period of 30 days,
00:13:24followed by a wedding
00:13:26planned by me,
00:13:27and I'll tell you,
00:13:28it's going to be a big one
00:13:29for the ages, too.
00:13:30I hope the Halloween
00:13:31Bowl's not booked.
00:13:33Anyway,
00:13:34you must move in together
00:13:36immediately to avoid
00:13:37any suspicion, you know.
00:13:39Look, there's nothing wrong
00:13:40with an arranged marriage,
00:13:42but, well,
00:13:43it can't do any good
00:13:44if word got out
00:13:45to the public, right?
00:13:46That's why this has to be
00:13:47our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:51Sure.
00:13:52All right.
00:13:53Sign in.
00:14:07Salute to the new couple.
00:14:15Mmm.
00:14:24So,
00:14:24your place or mine?
00:14:27I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:29Fine.
00:14:30Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:31So this is
00:14:42Michelangelo's place.
00:14:44It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:48Ugh.
00:14:49Ugh.
00:14:50Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:04What was this?
00:15:06Put it in the trash.
00:15:07This isn't trash.
00:15:08These are my sisters.
00:15:09She's an artist.
00:15:10So put them in your room.
00:15:12I said you could live here,
00:15:13not decorate.
00:15:14Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:15Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:17That's man-thong.
00:15:19It's trademarked.
00:15:24Look,
00:15:24I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:26If this isn't cleaned up
00:15:27by the time I get back,
00:15:27we'll throw it all in the fireplace.
00:15:30It's electric.
00:15:36Oh,
00:15:37by the way,
00:15:38this is gonna work.
00:15:40You might want to start
00:15:41wearing that.
00:15:43Gee, thanks.
00:15:45Welcome.
00:15:47You're getting married?
00:15:54Shh, Betsy.
00:15:56Don't tell the whole world.
00:15:57Sorry, Amelia.
00:15:59It's just...
00:16:00It's not like you.
00:16:02You're saying we're...
00:16:04reserved.
00:16:05Safe.
00:16:07Like I always taught you.
00:16:10Well,
00:16:11things change when you find out
00:16:13your sister has cancer.
00:16:14And besides,
00:16:16Michelangelo offered
00:16:17to help pay
00:16:17for some of your treatments.
00:16:19So,
00:16:19I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:22Michelangelo?
00:16:23The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:25No.
00:16:27Michelangelo...
00:16:28Dino Valeno?
00:16:29Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:32Michelangelo Dino Valeno?
00:16:33No.
00:16:33Shh.
00:16:38Socialite animals?
00:16:39Like, start a hundred
00:16:40canceled Bravo shows?
00:16:42How did you even meet?
00:16:44His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:47It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:51He's so toxic.
00:16:54Speak of the devil.
00:16:57Oh, yeah.
00:16:58You know,
00:17:00that's probably an old issue.
00:17:02This is a doctor's office.
00:17:06Amelia.
00:17:08Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:10Doctor's ready.
00:17:13We'll talk about this later.
00:17:14Ready to be wet, baby?
00:17:39We're already wet.
00:17:40Where did that come from?
00:17:57Nice place.
00:18:25I love the artwork.
00:18:25Thanks.
00:18:27Finally.
00:18:29Ooh, good taste.
00:18:32No, I'm good.
00:18:33We had plenty at dinner.
00:18:35More for me.
00:18:40You know,
00:18:41if you like it down here,
00:18:43you should see the bedroom.
00:18:44Ooh.
00:18:45Who are you?
00:18:57Who are you?
00:18:58Who are you?
00:19:00Chantel, this is Amelia,
00:19:02my roommate.
00:19:04Amelia.
00:19:06Whatever.
00:19:07Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:08I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:11This is my house?
00:19:13We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:15Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:18You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:20What's wrong, Dog Walker?
00:19:22Who's jealous?
00:19:24Jealous?
00:19:25I'm not jealous.
00:19:29Sweet dreams.
00:19:29I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:39How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:42Even if he is kind of hot.
00:19:43See you later.
00:20:04And, um,
00:20:05don't worry about last night.
00:20:08Sorry.
00:20:09I had one too many to drink.
00:20:10It won't happen again.
00:20:11You better not.
00:20:13I had one too many to drink.
00:20:24How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:26Not now.
00:20:27My head's killing me.
00:20:28We need to talk about last night.
00:20:30No.
00:20:30What we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:34I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:37Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:39But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:42And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:45Fine.
00:20:46I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:20:47Just give me my phone.
00:20:48My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:20:52And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:20:56Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:57Yeah, no shit.
00:20:59I'm serious.
00:21:00Don't screw this up.
00:21:02I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:06I know what I'm doing.
00:21:07Dog walker.
00:21:09And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:12Whenever I want.
00:21:13Wherever I want.
00:21:15Fine.
00:21:16Do whatever you want.
00:21:19Sorry.
00:21:20It's a bit harsh.
00:21:21Just really...
00:21:23hungover.
00:21:25That could have gone better.
00:21:32Hey, baby.
00:21:36You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:21:38You're rich now.
00:21:39I know.
00:21:41I like it.
00:21:41Ah, that's good to hear.
00:21:43You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:21:47Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:21:51Oh, fine.
00:21:52And, yeah, we're still getting to know each other.
00:21:55All right.
00:21:56Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:58Oh, and listen.
00:21:59He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:22:02Look, I promise.
00:22:04I wouldn't be so sure.
00:22:05Yeah, you're right.
00:22:08Well, we'll see you later.
00:22:09Yeah.
00:22:10Come on, Gucci.
00:22:11Come on.
00:22:12Bye, Gooch.
00:22:16Hey, Amelia.
00:22:17Hey, Jake.
00:22:20Gucci, no.
00:22:21Royce.
00:22:22I'd say bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:22:27It's to see you up close for once.
00:22:29Yeah, same here.
00:22:38Sorry, Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:22:42His whole family, actually.
00:22:44All these rich people are nuts.
00:22:46I should make a reality show.
00:22:47We're a little dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:22:50Do you want to walk together?
00:22:54Let these two get to know each other?
00:22:56Yeah.
00:22:57I'd like that.
00:23:04So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:23:06A couple months.
00:23:08I like it.
00:23:09I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:23:11Barista, Uber driver, delivery guy.
00:23:16Movie extra?
00:23:17You were in a movie.
00:23:19Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:23:21I was trying to impress you.
00:23:23How about you?
00:23:24How long have you been doing this?
00:23:26I don't know.
00:23:27My whole life, I guess.
00:23:29It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:23:32I guess I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:23:35Wow.
00:23:36I guess you really like dogs.
00:23:38Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:23:43If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:23:46My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:23:49Do you want to go?
00:23:51I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:23:56You did?
00:23:56Yeah.
00:24:00I still do.
00:24:04He's cute.
00:24:05I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:24:08Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:24:15I'd love to go to the concert.
00:24:17Hell yeah.
00:24:19I mean, uh, regular.
00:24:21Yeah.
00:24:24I know it's risky, but...
00:24:26I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:24:28I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:33Hey, what's your ring?
00:24:36Um, it's just a class ring.
00:24:39From high school.
00:24:41Looks pretty big.
00:24:42It was a big school.
00:24:44Public schools.
00:24:46Am I right?
00:24:46I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:24:55Me?
00:24:56Engaged?
00:24:56No.
00:24:57Are you kidding?
00:24:58I'm 24.
00:24:59I'm practically still a baby.
00:25:00I mean, I should be wearing diapers.
00:25:03Crawling around.
00:25:04Drooling.
00:25:05Nope.
00:25:06Single and ready to mingle.
00:25:08Okay.
00:25:12Royce pooped.
00:25:13Should pick it up.
00:25:15Where?
00:25:15I don't see it.
00:25:15Just over there.
00:25:17Come on.
00:25:20Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:27Of course.
00:25:27It's an office.
00:25:28You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.
00:25:31You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:25:34You know I'm retiring next year.
00:25:38Yes, I know.
00:25:39Yeah.
00:25:39That means you got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:25:42So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:25:46Can I get Starbucks first?
00:25:47Fuck no.
00:25:49Come on, Dad.
00:25:58Wow!
00:26:02Oh my goodness.
00:26:04Are you okay?
00:26:05Hi.
00:26:06I'm Michelangelo.
00:26:12You're engaged, remember?
00:26:13And this is our new palette.
00:26:18It's Matt's collection.
00:26:20He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:26:24But yeah, that's the presentation by me, Michelangelo.
00:26:36What, Dad?
00:26:39What a day, Dad.
00:26:41It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:26:42Look at you, you got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:26:47Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:26:49Hard work does pay off.
00:26:51Let me just look at Amelia.
00:26:53What about her?
00:26:54She comes from nothing, son.
00:26:56Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:26:58But she just worked hard, and now, well, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:27:03I guess that's impressive.
00:27:05Yeah, see.
00:27:06See, it is.
00:27:07I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:27:09I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:27:18Break's over.
00:27:19Well, not too bad, huh?
00:27:36One day down.
00:27:38Forty more years to go.
00:27:39Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work, raise
00:27:49you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:27:54You know, I'm thinking, it's time for the world to meet Amelia, tonight.
00:28:03Tonight?
00:28:05Shit.
00:28:06When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:28:07I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:28:09The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:28:11Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:28:13Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino Verdea app.
00:28:18Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:28:21I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:28:24What's the matter?
00:28:25You're getting along on it, aren't you?
00:28:27Yeah, yeah.
00:28:28We're just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:28:32All right, so it's all settled.
00:28:33I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight in the limo, and don't be late.
00:28:41All right, Dad.
00:28:41So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:58Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:29:02And?
00:29:04And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:29:07But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now, I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:29:13You better not let that hair down.
00:29:15Sorry.
00:29:16Just an expression.
00:29:24How's it going in there?
00:29:25I'm coming out.
00:29:26Is that bad?
00:29:38I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:29:43Buy that dress.
00:29:45ASAP.
00:29:49Leave me alone, party boy.
00:29:51I've got my own function tonight.
00:29:56I've got my own function tonight.
00:30:26What are you looking at?
00:30:30You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:31Thanks.
00:30:32Um, I...
00:30:34Did you forget my name?
00:30:37No, it's just something different.
00:30:41Did you change your hair?
00:30:42Why do you care?
00:30:44The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:30:45I'm going out.
00:30:46I just forgot my charger.
00:30:48Awesome.
00:30:48Thanks.
00:30:52I'm taking this.
00:30:53Wait.
00:30:54I've been calling you.
00:30:55We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:56I told you.
00:30:57I'm busy.
00:30:58Hold on.
00:31:01Amelia!
00:31:10All right.
00:31:11Hey.
00:31:11Look who's right on time.
00:31:12Nice.
00:31:14Where's Amelia?
00:31:16She's sick.
00:31:18She can't make it.
00:31:19Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:20If your fiance is sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:23Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:31:26Give her some nice soup.
00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:33Poor thing.
00:31:35Okay, Dad.
00:31:36See you in the office.
00:31:37Stupid dog walker tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:46I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:55Hey.
00:31:56It's Michael Lennon and Dean Levino.
00:31:58You still track people?
00:32:14Wow.
00:32:16Amelia.
00:32:17Hi.
00:32:17Hi.
00:32:17You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:32:24Sorry.
00:32:25I don't come to concerts often.
00:32:26I kind of panicked.
00:32:28No worries.
00:32:28I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:32:32Yeah.
00:32:32But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:32:35Talk to the bartender.
00:32:36Wow.
00:32:37The IQ treatment.
00:32:38You look like one.
00:32:40Thanks, Jamie.
00:32:43Hey.
00:32:44Lover boy.
00:32:45We're on.
00:32:45Gotta go.
00:32:48Find me in the green room after.
00:32:51Hope you like it.
00:32:52Break a leg.
00:32:53Lovely boy.
00:32:53Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:33:16All I do is you know what I want, babe.
00:33:21You know what I want, babe.
00:33:22You know what I want, babe.
00:33:23You know what I want, babe.
00:33:23You know what I want, babe.
00:33:24You know what I want, babe.
00:33:24You know what I want, babe.
00:33:25Good.
00:33:25Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:33:27Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:33:30One more, please.
00:33:35But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:33:38Jake, you guys were great.
00:33:49You really think so?
00:33:51I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:33:53The who?
00:33:53You don't know the strokes.
00:33:59Are they older?
00:34:01I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:04It's all right.
00:34:05Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:34:08You want some of them to drink?
00:34:10Yeah.
00:34:11So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:21Since I was 13.
00:34:23Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:34:26going someplace.
00:34:28That's awesome.
00:34:29When I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:34:34You're going to quit dog walking?
00:34:36I thought you liked it.
00:34:37I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:34:42I don't even like dogs that much.
00:34:44I'm more of a cat person.
00:34:46A cat person?
00:34:50Who doesn't like dogs?
00:34:52Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:34:55I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:34:57I just want to relax.
00:34:59Have a good time.
00:35:01You're beautiful, you know that?
00:35:05I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:35:07Now I'm not sure.
00:35:09We have nothing in common.
00:35:11Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:16The heck.
00:35:17I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:35:19Michelangelo had his fun.
00:35:21Now I can have mine.
00:35:22Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:35:39What's going on?
00:35:40That's Michelangelo Dino Levino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:35:44He's not.
00:35:46You coming with me, dog walker?
00:35:48Don't make me get the leash.
00:35:49What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:35:51Back off, dude.
00:35:52Back off.
00:35:53Grubby little hipster.
00:35:55She's my fiancé.
00:35:56So that was an engagement ring?
00:35:59Jake, I can explain.
00:36:01Let's go.
00:36:02I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:36:05I'm not, Jake.
00:36:11This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:36:17And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:36:19I can't believe you did that.
00:36:26After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:36:29Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:36:31Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:36:34I'm not following you around.
00:36:36You know what?
00:36:37I get it.
00:36:37You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:36:41Oh, me jealous?
00:36:43Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:36:45Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:36:48I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:36:50I have a name.
00:36:53Wait, what are you doing?
00:36:54That is an original.
00:36:55I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:57Oh, fine.
00:36:59I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:02I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:37:05You're treating me like shit.
00:37:07That's from the Renaissance.
00:37:09You are history's worst nightmare.
00:37:11I tried to make this work with you.
00:37:12We signed a contract.
00:37:13For an arranged marriage.
00:37:15Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:19You are such a simpleton.
00:37:22Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:25Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:27I tried to get along with you.
00:37:28You brought this on to yourself.
00:37:30I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:37:32Right back at you.
00:37:33I fucking hate you.
00:37:35I fucking hate you more.
00:37:37I wish I didn't get it.
00:37:57I wish I didn't get it.
00:37:59Oh, wait.
00:38:29where am i who's spooning me
00:38:43is that jake how drunk was i
00:38:48michelangelo dog walker
00:38:55oh i forgot we did that last night
00:39:00must have been all those free beers
00:39:03we don't have to talk about this
00:39:07we had too many drinks
00:39:09just forget it ever happened
00:39:11if that's what you want
00:39:13definitely
00:39:14um i have to go to work
00:39:19i should get up too
00:39:22oh my head
00:39:24there's pedialite in the fridge
00:39:26thanks for coming today sis
00:39:29of course
00:39:30my doctor did say i needed lots of exercise
00:39:35well you look great
00:39:37thanks
00:39:38i don't feel great
00:39:40the treatment's taking a lot out of me
00:39:44but you on the other hand
00:39:46are glowing today
00:39:48what's going on
00:39:51so michelangelo and i had sex last night
00:39:56wait
00:39:57for the first time
00:39:59yeah
00:40:00we're taking it slow
00:40:02michelangelo
00:40:04the male gigolo
00:40:06is taking it slow
00:40:07maybe i did misjudge him
00:40:11and
00:40:13how was it
00:40:15well
00:40:16really bad
00:40:18right
00:40:19i knew it
00:40:20actually
00:40:20it was the best sex i ever had
00:40:23well
00:40:25that
00:40:25explains the glow
00:40:27i am happy for you sis
00:40:31physical chemistry is important
00:40:34that's actually what i wanted to talk to you about
00:40:36i don't get it
00:40:38he and i are nothing alike
00:40:40and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons
00:40:42i feel like
00:40:42like an arcade game
00:40:43and he just keeps getting the high score
00:40:45again and again and
00:40:46you get the picture
00:40:48hey
00:40:50opposite to track
00:40:54i mean
00:40:55that's why you guys love each other so much
00:40:57because you're so different
00:40:59something like that
00:41:01here comes
00:41:11right on the schedule
00:41:12dog walker's in love with me
00:41:14i'll have to let her down easy
00:41:17weird
00:41:18i haven't heard from the dog walker all morning
00:41:20what was that about
00:41:32must be the hangover
00:41:33hey i'd like to hang out tonight
00:41:43maybe we can finish what we started last time
00:41:46why can't i stop thinking about the dog walker
00:42:08and why hasn't she
00:42:09texted me yet
00:42:16i'm not very good with words
00:42:43me neither
00:42:44but last night i
00:42:46you don't have to say anything
00:42:47we both know it was a mistake
00:42:49and we can just go back to hating each other
00:42:51like nothing ever happened
00:42:53i don't think you understand if you just listen to me for a second
00:42:56look
00:42:56you don't have to worry about me catching feelings
00:42:59i'm a big girl
00:43:00i've had a one night stand before
00:43:01i've never been with someone like you before
00:43:04okay
00:43:05i get it
00:43:06i'm not one of your
00:43:07your models or your
00:43:09your d-list actresses
00:43:10you don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily
00:43:15i know that if you would take back last night that you would
00:43:18frankly so would i
00:43:19i mean you're driving me nuts
00:43:20you don't understand let's
00:43:22let's get some take out
00:43:23and figure this thing out
00:43:24i don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me
00:43:28wait
00:43:29did you just call me amelia
00:43:32what happened to dog walker
00:43:36i have a confession to make
00:43:39last night
00:43:43i don't know how
00:43:45i don't know why
00:43:46that was the best sex i've ever had in my life
00:43:49really
00:43:52do i look like i'm lying
00:43:54i'm not a good actor
00:43:56i could even do reality tv
00:43:58but there is a fire between us amelia
00:44:03some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry
00:44:06you sound like you're reading a horoscope
00:44:11amelia
00:44:11please
00:44:13i know you felt it too
00:44:16amelia please
00:44:23don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:44:25i felt it too
00:44:28so why are we fighting it
00:44:34i've been thinking about you all day
00:44:36me too
00:44:38i have a intensivelya
00:44:40i didn't feel it spit out
00:44:40so let's go
00:44:45today
00:44:46i've been full on m
00:44:49for the first day
00:44:51if your return is free
00:44:52forwear
00:44:53out of org
00:44:55no
00:44:57we fingertips
00:44:59are
00:45:00smart
00:45:01that's
00:45:01not
00:45:02you
00:45:03are
00:45:05you
00:45:05are
00:45:06the
00:45:06the
00:45:07i
00:45:07so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:45:17lot fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:45:22no wonder they canceled vanderpump's superyant if you think that's funny just wait till the
00:45:29next episode the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:45:33you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad thanks
00:45:46you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything
00:45:53i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot you mean like you and me
00:46:02together together why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:46:07oh gucci what's the rush
00:46:23oh hey royce
00:46:30jake how's it going
00:46:33good yeah
00:46:35look the other night was kind of crazy i know
00:46:40i should have told you about michelangelo we were kind of in a fight
00:46:45i'm sorry for bringing you into this is he always like that so aggressive and controlling
00:46:52i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that he was like a caveman lugging
00:46:56home his woman well i am his woman he saw us together and he got jealous and i don't blame
00:47:04him oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dinovolino i didn't mean a pride
00:47:11just wanted to make sure everything's okay i'm here if you need to talk
00:47:16thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:47:24i thought we had a connection you're a cat person it never would have worked
00:47:30come on gucci let's go
00:47:32cats are awesome
00:47:37that was a great presentation the mark and the director loved your ideas for the new
00:47:46line you think so oh maybe i'm finally starting to get the hang of this ceo thing oh yeah yeah
00:47:53now listen i gotta fly to paris for a few days you mind watching uh your little brother for
00:47:58me gucci sure but i mean you know dogs more amelia specialty yeah but that's how you impress
00:48:04her you invite her for a romantic date at the dog park at the dog park mm-hmm i just texted
00:48:11her it's all set now go get a lover boy
00:48:16so you just throw it and he brings it back you've never played fetch before
00:48:32it's it's my dad's dog not mine let me try
00:48:37that's okay i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:48:43do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:48:48no i like my work
00:48:52what's the point of working if you never get a chance to
00:48:55have fun you're right i should work less if nothing else you're letting me get closer to my
00:49:04little brother
00:49:06fetch gucci
00:49:09i've got a big surprise a surprise just wait and see
00:49:18what's that special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:49:39gucci it's your favorite prosciutto you know that's awful for dogs right i thought you were
00:49:51off the clock today besides a special occasion i also thought we could use his water bowl to pour
00:50:00a little chianti into it okay this is for us why don't you get us a course
00:50:06screw what else is in the back just some imported italian ingredients so i can make you a real italian
00:50:12dinner that was so good i feel like i just went to italy even though i've never been
00:50:33how did you do this i can't cook at all making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:50:39did you learn in culinary school no my mom taught me tell me about her
00:50:45i never told a girl about my mom sorry i don't mean to pray she passed away when i was 11
00:50:55breast cancer but i have a lot of good memories of her she grew up in a little village in tuscany and
00:51:03she taught me everything i know about cooking we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking
00:51:09eating and eating and laughing i still have all of her recipes here handwritten in italian that's
00:51:19really special i miss her this might sound corny but i feel a little closer to her when i make
00:51:29her recipes it's not corny but i didn't know you're such a softy just don't tell tmz what
00:51:39about your parents my parents died in a car accident when i was 13 it's been me and betsy ever since
00:51:47i'm sorry i just really hope these treatments work
00:51:51i don't want to lose her too
00:51:55i'm sorry your story made me emotional i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:52:01i'll help you no no it's fine i like doing the dishes it relaxes me
00:52:06good because i hate them well then i guess we make a good team
00:52:11is it just the wine or am i really falling for him
00:52:20hey hey do you want an espresso i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:39no thank you me and dad have been warning me i'm kind of in a rush
00:52:43okay well don't forget gucci how could i
00:52:46ready bro well let me fix your tie
00:52:51what do you know about ties you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:56and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:52:59touche
00:53:00there you go okay bye bye
00:53:04love you love you too
00:53:13sorry it's reflex i didn't mean to say that
00:53:21me neither too soon
00:53:23talk about it later yeah
00:53:27okay okay
00:53:29ugh could that have been any more awkward
00:53:32and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:53:35look who's here
00:53:42hey my little guy
00:53:44hey little gucci
00:53:46look at this right here
00:53:48let's try
00:53:51oh yeah now here's mine
00:53:55just like that
00:53:57even got one for big brother
00:54:00right there
00:54:01come to papa
00:54:03yes my boy
00:54:04all right all right
00:54:07so we gotta talk about this
00:54:09this wedding right
00:54:10this is two weeks off hollywood bowl they're waiting for an answer and i bumped into chris martin on the plane he says the band is free
00:54:19okay you like cold play right
00:54:21dad
00:54:22we can't have the wedding at the hollywood
00:54:24well all right then we'll book the magic castle how about that not too big plenty room for cold play huh
00:54:32dad let's just pump the brakes
00:54:34we can't have a big flashy wedding that's our thing
00:54:36that's not amelia's thing
00:54:39that's not amelia's thing
00:54:43i think it'd make it uncomfortable
00:54:45wow i never thought of that
00:54:46you know you have a very good point there
00:54:49i'm very impressed
00:55:03you've never acted like this with any other woman
00:55:07i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl
00:55:11sounds like you might be falling in love
00:55:14love
00:55:15yeah
00:55:17i don't know
00:55:19he's cute
00:55:21all right all right
00:55:23change the deal
00:55:24gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:55:26all right
00:55:27and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair
00:55:30a wedding with cold play
00:55:32no cold play dad
00:55:34no cold play
00:55:36so
00:55:43it's about my cancer treatment
00:55:46it's not working
00:55:48i know it
00:55:49i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:52and i'm cured
00:55:54what?
00:55:56you're cured?
00:55:58oh
00:55:58congratulations
00:56:00thank you
00:56:01i wasn't expecting it
00:56:03i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions
00:56:06it only took two sessions?
00:56:10i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:56:12maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:56:15what's wrong sis?
00:56:17we should be celebrating!
00:56:19i brought prosecco
00:56:20no
00:56:21yeah
00:56:22no i'm good
00:56:24yeah
00:56:24amelia
00:56:26i'm your sister
00:56:28you can tell me anything
00:56:29is it michelangelo?
00:56:33is everything okay?
00:56:34if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:56:37i will take that man thong
00:56:38and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:56:40that it will cut him in two
00:56:42it's not michelangelo
00:56:45let's see
00:56:45it's me
00:56:48i have to tell you something
00:56:51i cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage
00:57:00what is this game of thrones?
00:57:03it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:57:05and you know that i would do anything for you
00:57:07actually
00:57:09he's not that bad
00:57:11i kind of like him
00:57:14yeah babe
00:57:16that's called stockholm syndrome
00:57:18we need to get you out of there
00:57:20betsy
00:57:21i have
00:57:23real feelings for him
00:57:25but
00:57:26what about the tabloid stories?
00:57:30you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:57:32they banned him
00:57:34for life
00:57:35you'll never go to epcot
00:57:36he's not actually like the stories
00:57:39or
00:57:40at least
00:57:41not to me
00:57:42he's only acting like that to get into your pants
00:57:45amelia
00:57:45if you marry michelangelo
00:57:49he will make your life a living hell
00:57:52what if you meet him?
00:57:55yeah
00:57:56meet him
00:57:57maybe he'll change your mind
00:57:59maybe
00:57:59maybe you'll actually like him
00:58:01don't count on it
00:58:02please
00:58:03me
00:58:04just give him a chance
00:58:05fine
00:58:07yes
00:58:09only one
00:58:10yes
00:58:10you won't regret it
00:58:14i'm gonna go get the Prosecco
00:58:15you better bring the whole bottle
00:58:19thank you for making dinner
00:58:24of course
00:58:26i'm glad she's cancer free
00:58:28we need to celebrate
00:58:29michelangelo
00:58:32you know that betsy
00:58:34is the most important person in the world to me
00:58:36right?
00:58:37you mean besides me
00:58:38i'm serious
00:58:39it's really important to me that you two get along
00:58:42have a glass of wine
00:58:44tonight's gonna be great
00:58:46it's enormous
00:58:58it's enormous
00:58:58why would anybody need so much room
00:59:03it's nice to see you too sis
00:59:07nice to finally meet you
00:59:10let's see
00:59:11so
00:59:14this is the
00:59:15infamous
00:59:17uh
00:59:18michelangelo
00:59:19how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:59:2496 dollar perion
00:59:25amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:59:27yeah
00:59:29sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:59:31it's worth more than my car
00:59:33why would anybody spend that much on a drink
00:59:35$8.99 at ralph's
00:59:39it's delicious
00:59:40this was made in france
00:59:43sorry
00:59:44can't touch that stuff
00:59:46so
00:59:47who wants a drink
00:59:49you hardly touch your food
01:00:11it's a little too rich for me
01:00:16mine tastes great
01:00:18so michelangelo
01:00:22i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
01:00:27you don't mind do you
01:00:29fire away
01:00:30so i know you two have been having your
01:00:34fun
01:00:36um
01:00:37but
01:00:38what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off
01:00:43i don't think it's going to
01:00:45that's cute and all but
01:00:48what about her career are you gonna support her or kids what's your stance on that or are you just gonna
01:00:55jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
01:00:58betsy
01:00:58look
01:00:59i know i have a past
01:01:01i know i have a past
01:01:03but i'm committed to her
01:01:05we haven't talked about kids but i'm open to anything
01:01:08see michelangelo that's my point you two are getting married and you barely know each other
01:01:14we know enough
01:01:15easy betsy
01:01:16i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon and if you really cared about amelia
01:01:23you would give her the time
01:01:25and what makes you such an expert
01:01:27i don't see a ring on your finger
01:01:29michelangelo
01:01:30you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:01:34it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her she gets it from you
01:01:36are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia
01:01:40you started it
01:01:42why don't we all just calm down
01:01:50betsy's just looking out for my best interest
01:01:52no she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her
01:01:56that's not fair michelangelo
01:01:58she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:02:00you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:02:02and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:02:05you know what you can't talk to betsy like that
01:02:08that's my sister she just survived cancer
01:02:10that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:02:16this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:02:19not to me
01:02:20you know maybe she should be concerned i don't like this side of you
01:02:23see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:02:26but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:02:28you told her
01:02:29she's my sister
01:02:31i don't care that violates our agreement
01:02:33oh is that all i am to you
01:02:34a contractual agreement some kind of obligation
01:02:37it's not what i meant
01:02:39it came out wrong amelia
01:02:40i love you
01:02:42you love me
01:02:44don't listen to him
01:02:45he doesn't even know what that means
01:02:47shut the fuck up
01:02:48you know what
01:02:50maybe she was right
01:02:51i shouldn't have signed that contract
01:02:53it's over
01:02:53we need to get out of here
01:03:01i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:03:06amelia
01:03:11i know this is hard to hear
01:03:13but
01:03:14you did the right thing
01:03:17you do so much better than him
01:03:19yeah
01:03:20but he isn't a monster
01:03:23i shouldn't have said that
01:03:24we can talk about it on the road
01:03:26get packing
01:03:28and if we leave now
01:03:30we can get to mexico by dawn
01:03:31lay low for a bit
01:03:32mexico
01:03:33or canada
01:03:34whatever
01:03:35it's that or stay here and get sued
01:03:37by the dino lovinos
01:03:39or worse
01:03:40i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:03:44i mean
01:03:44i only told you about the contract
01:03:46it's not like i told the media
01:03:48you don't know that
01:03:50we're
01:03:51liabilities
01:03:53loose ends
01:03:54you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:03:56get rid of that thing
01:04:02they could be tracking us right now
01:04:04yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other day
01:04:09see
01:04:11he could have a sniper on us
01:04:13it's romulus
01:04:18hey romulus
01:04:19what
01:04:21what do you mean gucci's missing
01:04:24you came
01:04:37against my better judgment
01:04:40i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:04:43i've just been busy
01:04:45but
01:04:45it's over with now
01:04:48you should
01:04:50punish me for straying
01:04:52you make me sick
01:04:55i make me sick
01:04:57nice
01:05:06underwear
01:05:08it's a great craftsmanship
01:05:11okay
01:05:16let's get this over with
01:05:18is that all you have to say
01:05:22do you even realize how hot i am
01:05:25i'm
01:05:26sorry
01:05:27chantel
01:05:29i thought i wanted this
01:05:32but i don't
01:05:34i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:05:38amelia broke up with me
01:05:43it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:50never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair i am fucking devastated
01:05:57and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:05:59and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:06:00just wanted to come back to me
01:06:03amelia
01:06:06hi dad
01:06:07I'll be right there.
01:06:13Amelia?
01:06:15Hi, Dad.
01:06:17Gucci's gone?
01:06:19I'll be right there.
01:06:29Romulus.
01:06:31What? Hold on.
01:06:33Well, I only had him off the leash for a second, you know.
01:06:37We're practically in the house, and all of a sudden,
01:06:39he just shot off like a rocket.
01:06:41I've been calling him all night, but he won't come back!
01:06:45Well, we can help you find him.
01:06:47Yeah?
01:06:49Right?
01:06:51Good, thanks.
01:06:53Gucci? This better not be a trap.
01:06:55Just come on.
01:06:59Gucci! Gucci!
01:07:01Hey, hey, hey! Where's Michelangelo?
01:07:03Huh? I thought you were both together.
01:07:05Why isn't he here with you?
01:07:07Oh, um, he's...
01:07:09Sorry, I'm late, Dad.
01:07:11Where were you?
01:07:13I had to stop for late-night delivery at Mastriani's.
01:07:15It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.
01:07:17If this doesn't ring out of hiding, nothing will.
01:07:19Smart move, kid.
01:07:21Here, ladies.
01:07:23Take a piece of this prosciutto here.
01:07:25That's it, Dad.
01:07:27Give me the urc.
01:07:29Give me the urc.
01:07:41Gucci!
01:07:47He's hopeless.
01:07:49We've been looking for him all night long.
01:07:53We're never gonna find him.
01:07:55Don't give up, Dad. He's just off having a little adventure.
01:07:57Keep looking. He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:08:01See? They're not gonna kill us.
01:08:03I do have to admit, though,
01:08:05I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:08:07He's really there for his dad.
01:08:11His dad's dog.
01:08:13So you approve now?
01:08:15They didn't say that.
01:08:19Gucci!
01:08:23Gucci! My boy's back!
01:08:33Okay, okay.
01:08:35I'm a little closer to approving.
01:08:43I might
01:08:45have
01:08:47possibly
01:08:49misjudged you.
01:08:51A little.
01:08:53It's okay. Most of
01:08:55what the tabloids publish is true.
01:08:57They just leave out part of the story.
01:08:59Amelia,
01:09:01can we talk?
01:09:05Please?
01:09:09Amelia,
01:09:11can we talk?
01:09:13Please?
01:09:15Okay.
01:09:25Amelia,
01:09:27I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:09:29I shouldn't have attacked your sister,
01:09:31and I shouldn't have blown up at you
01:09:33for mentioning the contract.
01:09:35I hope that you know you mean so much more to me
01:09:39than just a business agreement.
01:09:41Thanks for saying that.
01:09:43I needed to hear that.
01:09:45And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:09:47You're not one.
01:09:49I'm still learning new things about you.
01:09:51Most of them are good.
01:09:53I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:10:03I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:10:05I'm not.
01:10:07You're not.
01:10:09What do you mean?
01:10:11Amelia, this might sound crazy, but...
01:10:15I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:10:19And I don't want some silly piece of paper
01:10:21to be the reason that we stay together.
01:10:23I want to know that our love is real.
01:10:27Dad.
01:10:29What is it, son?
01:10:31I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:10:35Why, son?
01:10:37Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:10:39And not because of some legal obligation.
01:10:45But because she wants to.
01:10:53Consider our contracts null and void.
01:11:01Amelia.
01:11:03What will it be?
01:11:05Will you marry me?
01:11:11Will you marry me?
01:11:13Yes.
01:11:15I'll marry you.
01:11:31You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:11:33And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:11:37Look at me.
01:11:39I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:11:41All right, all right, you two.
01:11:43That's enough, all right?
01:11:45We spent this whole night together.
01:11:47Come over to my place, all right?
01:11:49We'll have a nice breakfast Italian style, huh?
01:11:51Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:11:53I think I can get used to it.
01:11:55And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:11:57We'll have a nice breakfast Italian style, huh?
01:11:59Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:12:01We'll all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:12:03I want to hear from everybody involved.
01:12:05Especially Coldplay.
01:12:07We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:12:09It was worth a try.
01:12:11And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:12:25Michelangelo?
01:12:27Uh, Amelia.
01:12:29Even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:12:33I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time, and not just about dogs.
01:12:39I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:12:41I'm looking forward to your support.
01:12:43I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:12:45I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:12:49And in return, I promise...
01:12:51to...
01:12:53to be patient...
01:12:55and a loving husband as you turn our back.
01:12:57as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:12:59I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:13:03I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:13:13And in return, I promise...
01:13:17to...
01:13:19be patient...
01:13:20and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:13:26I...
01:13:28Um...
01:13:30Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.
01:13:35I love you so much.
01:13:38I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model, but here we are.
01:13:50Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:13:55Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:14:03And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime.
01:14:07in a good way.
01:14:09I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:14:11Te amo, Michelangelo.
01:14:13I love you.
01:14:14With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills,
01:14:19I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:14:22You may kiss your bride.
01:14:24Thanks.
01:14:25I'm Betsy.
01:14:26Amelia's sister.
01:14:27I'm Jake.
01:14:28Another dog walker.
01:14:29It's crazy.
01:14:30You know, given my sister.
01:14:31But...
01:14:32I've always been more of a cat person.
01:14:33Me too!
01:14:34Woo!
01:14:35Woohoo!
01:14:36WOH!
01:14:37Well!
01:14:38Uh,
01:14:41.
01:14:56Mr. J.
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