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Aubrey Brown is a hot tempered housewife. One day, she caught her husband cheating and angrily filed for divorce. She also crashed into her husband's car, but accidentally bumped into celebrity Chris Roberts. Chris is a famous Hollywood playboy who is determined to win an Oscar. In order to prove to the director that he can play a good husband, Chris decides to have Aubrey pretend to be his wife. Two people who couldn't stand each other lived under the same roof.
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00:00:00You and your husband are so sweet.
00:00:02You always remember to buy his favorite pizza.
00:00:05Sweet?
00:00:06We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago.
00:00:11Look at them!
00:00:12That's what we call sweet.
00:00:14I wish my hubby was like that.
00:00:17Fuck! That's actually my husband!
00:00:19You jerk cheating on me behind my back!
00:00:21Aubrey!
00:00:22Let me explain!
00:00:24Wait!
00:00:25Wait!
00:00:26Stop!
00:00:27All right, enough!
00:00:32Cut it out!
00:00:34I wouldn't have to be out here messing around if you didn't push me to do it.
00:00:41Look at yourself.
00:00:42Sloppy.
00:00:43You're rude.
00:00:45Totally unfeminine.
00:00:47I want a divorce.
00:00:49Crazy lady.
00:00:57Get that scumbag.
00:01:00No need for karma.
00:01:01I can't handle this myself.
00:01:02Hand me the car key.
00:01:13Chris.
00:01:14Leo snucked the role you wanted.
00:01:16No way.
00:01:17Why him?
00:01:18I cannot understand that.
00:01:20He has fewer Instagram followers than me and his last movie made only a hundred million dollars.
00:01:25The director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife.
00:01:29Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple for true love.
00:01:33But what about you?
00:01:34You're a 40-year-old bachelor known around town as a total playboy.
00:01:39What if I told everyone that I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years.
00:01:46But she's married and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her.
00:01:50You think that would lend me the role?
00:01:52Sounds more like excused me.
00:01:54That's not good enough, huh?
00:01:56All right.
00:01:57Do I have to say she just got divorced and I'm rushing to marry her?
00:02:01Vowing to never look at another supermodel again to prove I can be a committed guy?
00:02:06Now that's a story people might buy into.
00:02:09But the problem is you're just making this up on the spot.
00:02:13All right.
00:02:16I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real.
00:02:22Damn it!
00:02:24Fuck.
00:02:31I'm so sorry.
00:02:32Are you nuts?
00:02:33Nuts?
00:02:37Is that all your men got?
00:02:38Yeah.
00:02:39I'm nuts.
00:02:40But you guys eat don't cook by nuts.
00:02:42Sleep with nuts.
00:02:43Have kids with nuts.
00:02:44You are the real nuts here.
00:02:46No offense.
00:02:47But I'm Chris Roberts.
00:02:49I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old.
00:02:54Only supermodels!
00:02:58Screw you, poor Chris Roberts!
00:03:01Shit!
00:03:02Shit!
00:03:08Shit!
00:03:09Shit!
00:03:17I sold a house.
00:03:18You've got till tonight to move out.
00:03:20Or your stuff will be thrown away.
00:03:22If you want to divorce me, fine!
00:03:26Go ahead!
00:03:27But how dare you sell our house!
00:03:30at our house without my consent.
00:03:33I'll sue you.
00:03:34Think you can afford a lawyer?
00:03:36Don't mess with me or apply for a custody
00:03:39for our staff.
00:03:40A jobless house like what you
00:03:41won't stand a chance.
00:03:44Despicable!
00:03:45So, you divorced?
00:03:47It's none of your business!
00:03:49Marry me.
00:03:56Are you insane?
00:04:00My car's worth $4 million.
00:04:03You want to talk about marriage
00:04:05or compensation?
00:04:09This way, ma'am.
00:04:13Watch us stop, ma'am.
00:04:22Welcome, ma'am.
00:04:23Wow.
00:04:34So it's your house
00:04:35at 5 Central Avenue.
00:04:37I've seen it in a magazine.
00:04:38So, I get a room like this
00:04:55for a fake marriage?
00:04:56No.
00:04:57This is for Elizabeth, my dog.
00:04:59Yours is upstairs.
00:05:00Bigger and better.
00:05:02Forget that.
00:05:03Come sign the contract.
00:05:04Sign this
00:05:08and you will be my wife.
00:05:10Sorry, what's your name again?
00:05:12Aubrey.
00:05:13Okay.
00:05:14Aubrey,
00:05:15listen to me.
00:05:16I love you
00:05:17for more than 10 years.
00:05:19I heard
00:05:19that you're divorced.
00:05:22So,
00:05:22I popped the question right away.
00:05:25What?
00:05:26Really?
00:05:26Are you kidding me?
00:05:28Aubrey,
00:05:29this marriage is just for show.
00:05:31I hope you won't catch
00:05:32real feelings for me.
00:05:35Relax.
00:05:36Not falling for you
00:05:37as easy as drinking and eating.
00:05:38Great.
00:05:39That's amazing.
00:05:40Once I secure the role
00:05:42and back that Oscar,
00:05:43we'll part our ways
00:05:45smoothly.
00:05:48So we stuck together
00:05:49until we win an Oscar?
00:05:52Might as well say
00:05:53till that do us a part.
00:05:55Don't worry about that.
00:05:56I'm going to pay you
00:05:57an acting salary.
00:05:59The same as I do
00:05:59with my models and actors.
00:06:01You're Chris Roberts.
00:06:03Those actresses
00:06:04must earn a fortune.
00:06:06Considering our attitude,
00:06:07I'm going to go
00:06:07with minimum wage.
00:06:09Usually,
00:06:09they pay around
00:06:10500 grand
00:06:11and now
00:06:12150K.
00:06:13That's enough for you.
00:06:16Per year?
00:06:16Per month,
00:06:17of course.
00:06:26So you have a son?
00:06:33Don't get me wrong.
00:06:34Just want to know
00:06:35more about my wife.
00:06:41Yeah.
00:06:43His name is Luke.
00:06:44He's nine.
00:06:46In summer camp,
00:06:48I'm aware of the divorce.
00:06:49Good lord.
00:06:59That looks
00:07:00calorie-packed.
00:07:02First,
00:07:03it's not for you.
00:07:04Second,
00:07:04I hate
00:07:05when people
00:07:05reduce food
00:07:06to calories.
00:07:08Jeez,
00:07:09touchy.
00:07:10It'll make
00:07:11my loving you
00:07:11seem even more dramatic.
00:07:14Keep that up.
00:07:15Another thing,
00:07:16clear your schedule
00:07:17for tomorrow.
00:07:18We're meeting
00:07:18the director.
00:07:20Already?
00:07:21This is your first
00:07:22time stepping out
00:07:23as my wife
00:07:24and I really
00:07:24want you to
00:07:25take it seriously.
00:07:26Need to dress up
00:07:27nicely, alright?
00:07:28Because it's
00:07:29going to be
00:07:29the first time
00:07:30that you're
00:07:30going to act
00:07:30as my wife.
00:07:32Come on.
00:07:33This top I'm wearing
00:07:34is like from
00:07:34the supermarket.
00:07:36I'll solve
00:07:36this problem
00:07:37right now.
00:07:39Hey, Brad.
00:07:41Didn't you say
00:07:42you could
00:07:42transform any woman?
00:07:45Oh,
00:07:46my,
00:07:46God.
00:07:48I didn't expect
00:07:48this to be
00:07:49such a
00:07:49huge project.
00:07:51Luckily,
00:07:52I'm a Hollywood
00:07:53stylish.
00:07:54Alright,
00:07:54girls.
00:07:55Let's get going.
00:07:58Right here.
00:07:59I got it.
00:08:08Are you okay,
00:08:10please?
00:08:10Watch out.
00:08:11Please calm down.
00:08:12Can you set up
00:08:12back here?
00:08:14Get him back here.
00:08:15Oh,
00:08:15my God.
00:08:16Are you okay,
00:08:16baby?
00:08:22Are these
00:08:23ladies'
00:08:24fashion pieces
00:08:25worth the expense
00:08:26for her?
00:08:27She's my wife now,
00:08:28so yes,
00:08:29it's worth it.
00:08:32Baby,
00:08:33well,
00:08:33I did my best
00:08:34today.
00:08:35Remember,
00:08:37Rome wasn't built
00:08:37in the day.
00:08:39How do I look?
00:08:54Wow.
00:08:55You're the most
00:08:56beautiful you
00:08:57have ever seen.
00:09:01Wow.
00:09:01You sure
00:09:02ain't sure
00:09:02of that ass.
00:09:03Why aren't you
00:09:04closing the
00:09:04Victoria's Secret
00:09:05show this year?
00:09:07Julia,
00:09:08her acting
00:09:09skills surpassed
00:09:10mine.
00:09:11That's what
00:09:12handling a big
00:09:12star does to me.
00:09:14Let's go,
00:09:14girls.
00:09:15Thank you so much,
00:09:16guys.
00:09:16No problem,
00:09:17baby.
00:09:19Jeez,
00:09:20how did I not
00:09:21realize my
00:09:22backside has
00:09:22such potential?
00:09:24Just like
00:09:25Kardashians.
00:09:26Guess
00:09:27you regret this
00:09:28fake marriage
00:09:28now,
00:09:28huh?
00:09:28God is fair.
00:09:32Though he
00:09:32didn't bless
00:09:33you with a
00:09:33fury physique,
00:09:34he gave
00:09:35you unbridled
00:09:35confidence.
00:09:40Wow.
00:09:41You're totally
00:09:42going to nail
00:09:42that role now.
00:09:43We look so
00:09:43perfect together.
00:09:45It's a match
00:09:46made in heaven.
00:09:47No,
00:09:58no,
00:09:59no.
00:09:59There's no
00:10:00spark between
00:10:01you two.
00:10:02You don't love
00:10:02your wife at all.
00:10:03I'm sorry that
00:10:04I can't give you
00:10:05this role.
00:10:06But we haven't
00:10:06even started
00:10:07talking.
00:10:08You know
00:10:08the law talk
00:10:08is about
00:10:09feeling.
00:10:10I don't
00:10:11feel your
00:10:11love for
00:10:12her.
00:10:13He's
00:10:14crazy about
00:10:15me.
00:10:15The moment
00:10:16I was
00:10:16divorced,
00:10:17he swooped
00:10:17in with
00:10:18a helicopter
00:10:19proposal.
00:10:21I love
00:10:22you,
00:10:22baby.
00:10:23That's
00:10:23because I
00:10:23just can't
00:10:24wait to
00:10:24spend the
00:10:25rest of
00:10:25my life
00:10:25with you.
00:10:30Come
00:10:31back to
00:10:31me.
00:10:32You'll
00:10:32learn to
00:10:32be a
00:10:33proper
00:10:33help.
00:10:36Jeez.
00:10:36Are you
00:10:37sure he's
00:10:38top Hollywood's
00:10:39director
00:10:39and not
00:10:40some
00:10:40charlatan?
00:10:41Yes,
00:10:41but he
00:10:42did catch
00:10:42you rolling
00:10:42your eyes
00:10:43at me.
00:10:44Maybe
00:10:44it's
00:10:44only because
00:10:45you ordered
00:10:45a cup
00:10:45of water
00:10:46any
00:10:46steak?
00:10:47Perhaps
00:10:47that's to
00:10:47avoid your
00:10:48dress zipper
00:10:49bursting
00:10:50from one
00:10:50extra bite.
00:10:52You guessed
00:10:52right.
00:10:57Much
00:10:58better now.
00:11:10Can you
00:11:11eat quieter?
00:11:12You're
00:11:12disturbing
00:11:13my
00:11:13reading.
00:11:16You're
00:11:23married?
00:11:23What's
00:11:24up?
00:11:25What?
00:11:25Your daughter's
00:11:26in the
00:11:26hospital with
00:11:26a fever?
00:11:27Of course.
00:11:28I can cover
00:11:28your shift
00:11:28today.
00:11:31Where are you
00:11:31going?
00:11:32The contract
00:11:33doesn't require me
00:11:34to report my
00:11:35personal itinerary
00:11:35to you.
00:11:36Aubrey?
00:11:43Aubrey,
00:11:43what are you
00:11:45doing here?
00:11:46You're not
00:11:46stalking me,
00:11:47are you?
00:11:48Listen,
00:11:49stop harassing me.
00:11:50Tiffany and I
00:11:51are engaged.
00:11:54Sorry to disappoint you,
00:11:55but I'm married
00:11:56too.
00:11:57It's not just you
00:11:58who found someone new.
00:11:59Jim!
00:11:59I told you
00:12:01she put up a
00:12:02front about
00:12:02finding someone
00:12:03else.
00:12:06I do have
00:12:07a husband,
00:12:07and he's
00:12:08hotter,
00:12:09wealthier,
00:12:10and lasts
00:12:10longer in bed
00:12:11than you
00:12:11ever did.
00:12:12If he's
00:12:13so great,
00:12:14when's an
00:12:14old-timer
00:12:15like you
00:12:16still going
00:12:16here serving
00:12:17tapes?
00:12:18Come on,
00:12:18man.
00:12:19Don't just
00:12:19stand there.
00:12:20Serve us.
00:12:22I want
00:12:23hot tea.
00:12:24Jeez,
00:12:35you trying
00:12:35to
00:12:36scald me?
00:12:46Are you
00:12:47satisfied now?
00:12:48That's better.
00:12:49Drink up,
00:12:50dear.
00:12:51Ouch!
00:12:53This
00:12:53huge
00:12:54diamond
00:12:54ring
00:12:54makes
00:12:55it
00:12:55hard
00:12:55to
00:12:55lift
00:12:56my
00:12:56hand.
00:12:57Check out
00:12:58my
00:12:58engagement
00:12:58ring
00:12:59from
00:12:59Mark.
00:13:00It's
00:13:00whopping
00:13:01two
00:13:01carats.
00:13:02I heard
00:13:03your wedding
00:13:04ring was
00:13:05a freebie
00:13:07that came
00:13:08with some
00:13:09furniture
00:13:09shopping,
00:13:10wasn't it?
00:13:11Wow,
00:13:12good for
00:13:13you.
00:13:14And when
00:13:14you guys
00:13:15eventually
00:13:15split,
00:13:16you will
00:13:17get a
00:13:17nice
00:13:17chunk
00:13:18of
00:13:18change
00:13:19from
00:13:19selling
00:13:19this
00:13:20treasure.
00:13:20Don't
00:13:23stoop
00:13:23to our
00:13:23level.
00:13:24You,
00:13:25go and
00:13:26get the
00:13:26steaks
00:13:26ready in
00:13:27ten
00:13:27minutes,
00:13:28else
00:13:28I'll
00:13:28be
00:13:28reporting
00:13:29you.
00:13:29I
00:13:29said
00:13:30half
00:13:31an
00:13:31hour
00:13:31when
00:13:32you
00:13:32ordered.
00:13:32Then
00:13:33figured
00:13:33it
00:13:33out.
00:13:35Wait,
00:13:37tub
00:13:37off
00:13:37my
00:13:38water.
00:13:44Mary,
00:13:45you owe
00:13:45me a
00:13:45proper
00:13:46meal.
00:13:46I
00:13:47refrain
00:13:47from
00:13:47stabbing
00:13:48those
00:13:48two
00:13:48for
00:13:48your
00:13:48job
00:13:49sake.
00:13:52Aubrey,
00:13:53why
00:13:54are
00:13:54you
00:13:54waitressing?
00:13:55We're
00:13:55not
00:13:55really
00:13:56married.
00:13:56What
00:13:56I
00:13:56do
00:13:56is
00:13:57none
00:13:57of
00:13:57your
00:13:57business.
00:14:01Let's
00:14:01go.
00:14:01The
00:14:01advertisers
00:14:02are
00:14:02waiting.
00:14:05Keep
00:14:06an eye
00:14:06on her.
00:14:07Make
00:14:07sure
00:14:07nobody
00:14:08messes
00:14:08with
00:14:08her.
00:14:09I'm
00:14:09not
00:14:09her
00:14:09agent.
00:14:10But
00:14:10she's
00:14:10my
00:14:11wife,
00:14:11at
00:14:11least
00:14:11on
00:14:12paper.
00:14:12Okay
00:14:12guys,
00:14:13if
00:14:13you
00:14:13don't
00:14:13need
00:14:14anything
00:14:14else,
00:14:15I'm
00:14:15going
00:14:15to
00:14:15head
00:14:15out
00:14:15and
00:14:15change
00:14:16shifts.
00:14:17Oh
00:14:17my
00:14:18god,
00:14:19my
00:14:19rain,
00:14:20it's
00:14:20gone.
00:14:22Since
00:14:22you're
00:14:22the
00:14:22only
00:14:23one
00:14:23serving
00:14:23us,
00:14:24I
00:14:24suspect
00:14:24you
00:14:25stole
00:14:25my
00:14:25rain.
00:14:26Just
00:14:26because
00:14:26you're
00:14:27a
00:14:27bitch
00:14:27doesn't
00:14:27mean
00:14:28everyone
00:14:28is.
00:14:29I
00:14:29wouldn't
00:14:29even
00:14:29want
00:14:30to
00:14:30touch
00:14:30the
00:14:31stuff
00:14:31you've
00:14:31worn,
00:14:32let
00:14:32alone
00:14:32steal
00:14:33it.
00:14:33Deny
00:14:34won't
00:14:34help.
00:14:36It's
00:14:36on
00:14:36you
00:14:37somewhere.
00:14:40See?
00:14:41This
00:14:42is
00:14:42proof.
00:14:45Hmm.
00:14:46I'm
00:14:47going
00:14:47to
00:14:47have
00:14:47you
00:14:48fired.
00:14:49No
00:14:49way,
00:14:50you're
00:14:50framing
00:14:50me
00:14:50on
00:14:51purpose.
00:14:56Got it.
00:14:58Get the
00:14:58restaurant owner
00:14:59over here
00:14:59for me.
00:15:03You
00:15:03and your
00:15:04husband
00:15:04are so
00:15:04sweet.
00:15:05You
00:15:05always
00:15:06remember
00:15:06to buy
00:15:06his
00:15:07favorite
00:15:07pizza.
00:15:08Sweet?
00:15:09We
00:15:09haven't
00:15:10gotten
00:15:10busy
00:15:11since
00:15:11Thanksgiving
00:15:12three
00:15:12years
00:15:13ago.
00:15:14Look
00:15:14at
00:15:15them.
00:15:15That's
00:15:16what we
00:15:16call
00:15:16sweet.
00:15:17I wish
00:15:17my
00:15:17hubby
00:15:18was
00:15:18like
00:15:18that.
00:15:20That's
00:15:21actually
00:15:21my
00:15:22husband.
00:15:22You
00:15:22jerk
00:15:23cheating
00:15:23on me
00:15:23behind
00:15:23my
00:15:23back.
00:15:24Aubrey,
00:15:25let me
00:15:26explain.
00:15:29Stop.
00:15:32Fast
00:15:32bit.
00:15:33All right,
00:15:34enough.
00:15:35Cut
00:15:35it out.
00:15:37I
00:15:37wouldn't have
00:15:38to be
00:15:38out here.
00:15:39Less than
00:15:40around
00:15:40if
00:15:41you
00:15:41didn't
00:15:42push
00:15:42me
00:15:42to
00:15:43do
00:15:43it.
00:15:44Look
00:15:44at
00:15:44yourself.
00:15:45Sloppy,
00:15:46rude,
00:15:47totally
00:15:48unfeminine.
00:15:50I
00:15:51want
00:15:51a
00:15:51divorce.
00:15:52Crazy
00:15:53lady.
00:16:01Karma,
00:16:02get
00:16:02that
00:16:03scum
00:16:03back.
00:16:03No
00:16:03need
00:16:03for
00:16:03karma.
00:16:04I
00:16:04can
00:16:04handle
00:16:04this
00:16:04myself.
00:16:05Hand
00:16:05me
00:16:06the
00:16:06car
00:16:06key.
00:16:10Chris,
00:16:17Leo's not
00:16:18the role
00:16:18you wanted.
00:16:19No
00:16:20way.
00:16:21Why
00:16:21him?
00:16:22I
00:16:22cannot
00:16:22understand
00:16:23that.
00:16:23He
00:16:23has fewer
00:16:24Instagram
00:16:24followers
00:16:25than
00:16:25me,
00:16:25and
00:16:26his
00:16:26last
00:16:26movie
00:16:26made
00:16:27only
00:16:27$100
00:16:27million.
00:16:28The
00:16:28director's
00:16:29looking
00:16:29for
00:16:29a
00:16:29guy
00:16:30who's
00:16:30totally
00:16:30devoted
00:16:31to
00:16:31his
00:16:31wife.
00:16:32Leo
00:16:32and
00:16:32his
00:16:33wife
00:16:33are
00:16:33Hollywood
00:16:33poster
00:16:34couple
00:16:34for
00:16:35true
00:16:35love.
00:16:36What
00:16:36about
00:16:36you?
00:16:37You're
00:16:38a
00:16:3840
00:16:38year old
00:16:38bachelor
00:16:39known
00:16:40around
00:16:40town
00:16:40as
00:16:41a
00:16:41total
00:16:41playboy.
00:16:42What
00:16:42if
00:16:43I
00:16:43told
00:16:44everyone
00:16:44that
00:16:45I've
00:16:45actually
00:16:46been
00:16:46in
00:16:46love
00:16:46with
00:16:46one
00:16:47woman
00:16:47for
00:16:47all
00:16:47those
00:16:48years
00:16:48but
00:16:49she's
00:16:49married
00:16:50and
00:16:50all
00:16:50my
00:16:51wild
00:16:51dating
00:16:51was
00:16:51just
00:16:52to
00:16:52try
00:16:52and
00:16:52forget
00:16:52her.
00:16:53You
00:16:53think
00:16:53that
00:16:54would
00:16:54lend
00:16:54me
00:16:54the
00:16:54role?
00:16:54Sounds
00:16:55more
00:16:55like
00:16:55excuse
00:16:56me.
00:16:57That's
00:16:58not
00:16:58good
00:16:58enough,
00:16:58huh?
00:16:59All
00:16:59right,
00:17:00do I
00:17:01have
00:17:01to
00:17:01say
00:17:01she
00:17:01just
00:17:01got
00:17:02divorced
00:17:02and
00:17:02I'm
00:17:03rushing
00:17:03to
00:17:03marry
00:17:03her
00:17:04vowing
00:17:04to
00:17:05never
00:17:05look
00:17:05at
00:17:05another
00:17:05supermodel
00:17:06again
00:17:07to
00:17:07prove
00:17:07I
00:17:07can
00:17:08be
00:17:08a
00:17:08committed
00:17:08guy.
00:17:09Now
00:17:09that's
00:17:10a
00:17:10story
00:17:10people
00:17:10might
00:17:11buy
00:17:11into.
00:17:12But
00:17:13the
00:17:13problem
00:17:13is
00:17:14you're
00:17:14just
00:17:14making
00:17:15this
00:17:15up
00:17:15on
00:17:15the
00:17:16spot.
00:17:16All
00:17:16right.
00:17:20I
00:17:20wish
00:17:20a woman
00:17:20like
00:17:20that
00:17:21would
00:17:21just
00:17:21fall
00:17:21into
00:17:22my
00:17:22life
00:17:22for
00:17:22real.
00:17:26Damn
00:17:26it!
00:17:27Fuck!
00:17:28I'm
00:17:34so
00:17:35sorry.
00:17:35Are
00:17:35you
00:17:36nuts?
00:17:36Nuts?
00:17:40Is
00:17:40that
00:17:40all
00:17:41your
00:17:41men
00:17:41got?
00:17:41Yeah,
00:17:42I'm
00:17:42nuts.
00:17:43But
00:17:43you
00:17:43guys
00:17:43eat
00:17:44food
00:17:44cooked
00:17:44by
00:17:44nuts.
00:17:45Sleep
00:17:45with
00:17:45nuts.
00:17:46Have
00:17:46kids
00:17:46with
00:17:47nuts.
00:17:47You
00:17:47are
00:17:47the
00:17:48real
00:17:48nuts
00:17:48here.
00:17:49No
00:17:49offense,
00:17:50but
00:17:50I'm
00:17:50Chris
00:17:51Roberts.
00:17:52I
00:17:52only
00:17:52sleep
00:17:52with
00:17:53supermodels
00:17:53under
00:17:5425
00:17:54years
00:17:54old.
00:17:57Only
00:17:57supermodels.
00:18:01Screw
00:18:01you
00:18:02fuck
00:18:02Chris
00:18:02Roberts!
00:18:12Shit!
00:18:20I sold
00:18:21the
00:18:21house.
00:18:21You
00:18:22got
00:18:22till
00:18:22tonight
00:18:22to
00:18:22move
00:18:23out
00:18:23or
00:18:24your
00:18:24stuff
00:18:25will
00:18:25be
00:18:25thrown
00:18:25away.
00:18:27If
00:18:28you
00:18:28want
00:18:28to
00:18:29divorce
00:18:29me,
00:18:29fine!
00:18:30Go
00:18:30ahead!
00:18:31But
00:18:32how
00:18:32dare
00:18:32you
00:18:33sell
00:18:33our
00:18:33house
00:18:34without
00:18:35my
00:18:35consent!
00:18:36I'll
00:18:37sue
00:18:37you!
00:18:38Think
00:18:38you
00:18:38can
00:18:38afford
00:18:38a
00:18:38lawyer?
00:18:40Don't
00:18:40mess
00:18:40with
00:18:40me
00:18:41or
00:18:41fight
00:18:41for
00:18:42custody
00:18:42for
00:18:42a
00:18:42jobless
00:18:44house
00:18:44wife
00:18:44like
00:18:44you
00:18:45won't
00:18:45stand
00:18:45a
00:18:45chance.
00:18:47Despicable!
00:18:48So,
00:18:49you
00:18:49divorced?
00:18:50It's
00:18:51none
00:18:51of
00:18:51your
00:18:51business!
00:18:52Marry
00:18:53me!
00:18:53Are you
00:19:00insane?
00:19:04My car's
00:19:04worth
00:19:05four
00:19:05million
00:19:05dollars.
00:19:07You
00:19:07want to
00:19:07talk
00:19:07about
00:19:08marriage
00:19:08or
00:19:10compensation?
00:19:12This
00:19:13win,
00:19:13mom.
00:19:17Watch
00:19:17us
00:19:18stop,
00:19:18mom.
00:19:23welcome,
00:19:26mom.
00:19:36Wow.
00:19:37So,
00:19:38it's
00:19:38your
00:19:38house
00:19:39at
00:19:395th
00:19:39Central
00:19:39Avenue.
00:19:40I've
00:19:41seen it
00:19:41in a
00:19:41magazine.
00:19:53So,
00:19:56I get
00:19:57a room
00:19:57like
00:19:58this
00:19:58for
00:19:58fake
00:19:59marriage?
00:19:59No.
00:20:00This
00:20:01is for
00:20:01Elizabeth,
00:20:01my
00:20:01dog.
00:20:02Yours
00:20:02is
00:20:03upstairs.
00:20:04Bigger
00:20:04and
00:20:04better.
00:20:05Forget
00:20:06that.
00:20:06Come
00:20:07sign
00:20:07the
00:20:07contract.
00:20:11Sign
00:20:11this,
00:20:12and you
00:20:12will be
00:20:13my
00:20:13wife.
00:20:14Sorry,
00:20:14what's
00:20:14your
00:20:14name
00:20:14again?
00:20:15Aubrey.
00:20:16Okay.
00:20:17Aubrey,
00:20:18listen
00:20:19to me.
00:20:19I
00:20:20love
00:20:20you
00:20:20for
00:20:21more
00:20:21than
00:20:2110
00:20:21years.
00:20:22I
00:20:22heard
00:20:23that
00:20:23you're
00:20:23divorced.
00:20:25So,
00:20:25I
00:20:26popped
00:20:26the
00:20:26question
00:20:26right
00:20:27away.
00:20:28What?
00:20:29Really?
00:20:30Are you
00:20:30kidding
00:20:30me?
00:20:32Aubrey,
00:20:32this
00:20:33marriage
00:20:33is
00:20:33just
00:20:33for
00:20:34show.
00:20:34I
00:20:34hope
00:20:35you
00:20:35won't
00:20:35catch
00:20:35real
00:20:36feelings
00:20:36for
00:20:37me.
00:20:38Relax.
00:20:39Not
00:20:39falling
00:20:40for
00:20:40you
00:20:40as
00:20:40easy
00:20:41as
00:20:41drinking
00:20:41and
00:20:41eating.
00:20:42Great!
00:20:42That's
00:20:43amazing!
00:20:44Once
00:20:44I
00:20:44secure
00:20:44the
00:20:45role
00:20:45and
00:20:45back
00:20:45that
00:20:46Oscar,
00:20:47we'll
00:20:47part
00:20:48our
00:20:48ways
00:20:48smoothly.
00:20:51So,
00:20:51we
00:20:52stuck
00:20:52together
00:20:52until
00:20:53we
00:20:53win
00:20:53an
00:20:53Oscar?
00:20:55Might
00:20:55as well
00:20:56say,
00:20:57so
00:20:57that
00:20:57do
00:20:57us
00:20:57apart.
00:20:58Don't
00:20:58worry
00:20:58about
00:20:59that.
00:21:00I'm
00:21:00going to
00:21:00pay you
00:21:00an
00:21:01acting
00:21:01salary,
00:21:02the
00:21:02same
00:21:02as
00:21:02I
00:21:02do
00:21:03with
00:21:03my
00:21:03models
00:21:03and
00:21:03actors.
00:21:05Chris
00:21:05Roberts.
00:21:06Those
00:21:06actresses
00:21:07must
00:21:08earn
00:21:08a
00:21:08fortune.
00:21:09Considering
00:21:09our
00:21:10attitude,
00:21:10I'm
00:21:10going to
00:21:11go
00:21:11with
00:21:11minimum
00:21:11wage.
00:21:12Usually
00:21:12they
00:21:13pay
00:21:13around
00:21:13$500,000
00:21:14and
00:21:14now
00:21:15$150,000.
00:21:17That's
00:21:17enough
00:21:17for
00:21:17you.
00:21:19Per
00:21:19year?
00:21:20Per
00:21:20month,
00:21:20of
00:21:21course.
00:21:31So,
00:21:34you
00:21:35have
00:21:35a
00:21:35son?
00:21:36Don't
00:21:37get me
00:21:37wrong,
00:21:38just
00:21:38want
00:21:38to
00:21:38know
00:21:38more
00:21:38about
00:21:39my
00:21:39wife.
00:21:45Yeah,
00:21:46his name
00:21:47is Luke,
00:21:48he's
00:21:48nine.
00:21:49In
00:21:50summer
00:21:50camp,
00:21:51I'm
00:21:51aware
00:21:51of
00:21:51the
00:21:52divorce.
00:22:01Good
00:22:02lord,
00:22:03that
00:22:03looks
00:22:03calorie
00:22:04packed.
00:22:05First,
00:22:06it's
00:22:06not
00:22:06for
00:22:07you.
00:22:07Second,
00:22:08I
00:22:08hate
00:22:08when
00:22:08people
00:22:09reduce
00:22:09food
00:22:09to
00:22:09calories.
00:22:12Jeez,
00:22:12touchy.
00:22:13It'll
00:22:14make my
00:22:14loving you
00:22:15seem
00:22:15even
00:22:15more
00:22:16dramatic.
00:22:17Keep
00:22:17that
00:22:18up.
00:22:18Another
00:22:19thing,
00:22:19clear your
00:22:20schedule
00:22:20for
00:22:20tomorrow
00:22:21for
00:22:21meeting
00:22:21the
00:22:21director.
00:22:23Already?
00:22:25This
00:22:25is your
00:22:25first
00:22:26time
00:22:26stepping
00:22:26out
00:22:26as
00:22:27my
00:22:27wife
00:22:27and
00:22:27I
00:22:27really
00:22:28want
00:22:28you
00:22:28to
00:22:28take
00:22:28it
00:22:28seriously.
00:22:30Need
00:22:30to
00:22:30dress
00:22:30up
00:22:30nicely,
00:22:31all
00:22:31right?
00:22:31Because
00:22:32it's
00:22:32going
00:22:32to
00:22:32be
00:22:32the
00:22:32first
00:22:33time
00:22:33that
00:22:33you're
00:22:33going
00:22:33to
00:22:33act
00:22:34as
00:22:34my
00:22:34wife.
00:22:35Come
00:22:35on,
00:22:36this
00:22:36top
00:22:36I'm
00:22:37wearing
00:22:37is
00:22:37like
00:22:37from
00:22:37the
00:22:38supermarket.
00:22:39I'll solve
00:22:40this problem
00:22:40right now.
00:22:42Hey,
00:22:42Brad,
00:22:44didn't you
00:22:45say you
00:22:45could
00:22:45transform
00:22:46any
00:22:46woman?
00:22:48Oh,
00:22:49my,
00:22:50God.
00:22:51I didn't
00:22:51expect this
00:22:52to be
00:22:52such a
00:22:53huge
00:22:53project.
00:22:54Luckily,
00:22:55I'm
00:22:55Hollywood
00:22:56stylish.
00:22:57All right,
00:22:57girls,
00:22:58let's
00:22:59get going.
00:23:00right here.
00:23:02I got it.
00:23:12Are you
00:23:12okay,
00:23:13please?
00:23:14Watch out,
00:23:14please calm down.
00:23:15Can you
00:23:15sit up
00:23:16back here?
00:23:17Get him
00:23:17back here.
00:23:18Oh,
00:23:18my God,
00:23:19are you okay,
00:23:19baby?
00:23:20Are you
00:23:20okay,
00:23:22baby?
00:23:22Are these
00:23:27ladies'
00:23:27fashion pieces
00:23:28worth the
00:23:29expense for
00:23:30her?
00:23:30She's my
00:23:31wife now,
00:23:32so yes,
00:23:32it's worth
00:23:33it.
00:23:35Baby,
00:23:36well,
00:23:37I did my
00:23:37best today.
00:23:39Remember,
00:23:40Rome wasn't
00:23:40built in a
00:23:41day.
00:23:41How do I
00:23:56look?
00:23:58Wow,
00:23:58you're the
00:23:59most beautiful
00:24:00you have
00:24:00ever seen.
00:24:04Wow,
00:24:05you sure
00:24:05ain't sure
00:24:06of that
00:24:06ass.
00:24:07Why are
00:24:07you closing
00:24:07the Victoria
00:24:08Secrets
00:24:08show this
00:24:09year?
00:24:11Julia,
00:24:11her acting
00:24:12skill surpassed
00:24:13mine.
00:24:14That's what
00:24:15handling a
00:24:15big star
00:24:16does to
00:24:16me.
00:24:17Let's go,
00:24:18girls.
00:24:18Thank you
00:24:19so much,
00:24:19guys.
00:24:20No problem,
00:24:21baby.
00:24:23Jeez,
00:24:24how did I
00:24:24not realize
00:24:25my backside
00:24:25has such
00:24:26potential?
00:24:27Just like
00:24:28Kardashians.
00:24:30Guess you
00:24:30regret this
00:24:31fake marriage
00:24:31now,
00:24:32huh?
00:24:33God is
00:24:34fair.
00:24:35Though he
00:24:35didn't bless
00:24:36you with a
00:24:36fury physique,
00:24:37he gave
00:24:38you unbridled
00:24:38confidence.
00:24:39kiss.
00:24:44Wow,
00:24:44you're totally
00:24:45gonna nail
00:24:45that role
00:24:46now.
00:24:46We look
00:24:46so perfect
00:24:47together.
00:24:48It's a
00:24:49match made
00:24:50in heaven.
00:24:50no,
00:25:02no,
00:25:02no.
00:25:02There's no
00:25:03spark between
00:25:04you two.
00:25:05You don't love
00:25:05your wife at all.
00:25:06I'm sorry
00:25:07that I can't
00:25:08give you
00:25:08this role.
00:25:09We haven't
00:25:09even started
00:25:10talking.
00:25:11You know,
00:25:11the law talk
00:25:12is about
00:25:12feeling.
00:25:13I don't
00:25:14feel your
00:25:14love for
00:25:15her.
00:25:17He's
00:25:17crazy about
00:25:18me.
00:25:19The moment
00:25:19I was
00:25:19divorced,
00:25:20he swooped
00:25:20in with
00:25:21a helicopter
00:25:22proposal.
00:25:22I love
00:25:25you,
00:25:25baby.
00:25:26That's
00:25:26because I
00:25:27just can't
00:25:27wait to
00:25:27spend the
00:25:28rest of
00:25:28my life
00:25:29with you.
00:25:34Come
00:25:34back to
00:25:35me,
00:25:35or you'll
00:25:35learn to
00:25:36be a
00:25:36proper
00:25:36up.
00:25:39Jeez.
00:25:40Are you
00:25:40sure he's
00:25:41top Hollywood's
00:25:42director and
00:25:43not some
00:25:43charlatan?
00:25:44Yes,
00:25:45but he did
00:25:45catch you
00:25:45rolling your
00:25:46eyes at me.
00:25:47Maybe it's
00:25:47only because
00:25:48you ordered
00:25:48a cup of
00:25:49water and
00:25:49a steak?
00:25:50Perhaps
00:25:50that's to
00:25:51avoid your
00:25:51dress zipper
00:25:52bursting
00:25:53from one
00:25:53extra bite.
00:25:55You guessed
00:25:56right.
00:26:00Much
00:26:01better now.
00:26:13Can you
00:26:14eat quieter?
00:26:16You're
00:26:16disturbing
00:26:16my reading.
00:26:21You're
00:26:26married?
00:26:27What's
00:26:27up?
00:26:28What?
00:26:28Your daughter's
00:26:29in the hospital
00:26:30with a fever?
00:26:30Of course.
00:26:31I can cover
00:26:31your shift
00:26:32today.
00:26:34Where
00:26:34are you
00:26:34going?
00:26:35The contract
00:26:36doesn't require
00:26:37me to report
00:26:38my personal
00:26:38itinerary to
00:26:39you.
00:26:39Aubrey,
00:26:47Aubrey,
00:26:47what are
00:26:48you doing
00:26:48here?
00:26:49You're
00:26:49not
00:26:49stalking
00:26:50me,
00:26:50are you?
00:26:51Listen,
00:26:52stop
00:26:52harassing
00:26:53me.
00:26:53Tiffany
00:26:54and I
00:26:54are
00:26:55engaged.
00:26:57Sorry
00:26:57to disappoint
00:26:58you,
00:26:58but I'm
00:26:59married
00:26:59too.
00:27:00It's
00:27:00not
00:27:00just
00:27:00you
00:27:01who
00:27:01found
00:27:01someone
00:27:01new.
00:27:02Jim!
00:27:03I
00:27:04told
00:27:04you
00:27:04she
00:27:05put
00:27:05up
00:27:05a
00:27:05front
00:27:05about
00:27:05finding
00:27:06someone
00:27:06else.
00:27:06I
00:27:09do
00:27:10have
00:27:10a
00:27:10husband
00:27:10and
00:27:11he's
00:27:11hotter,
00:27:12wealthier,
00:27:13and lasts
00:27:14longer in
00:27:14bed than
00:27:15you ever
00:27:15did.
00:27:16If he's
00:27:16so
00:27:16great,
00:27:17when's
00:27:18an old
00:27:18timer
00:27:18like you
00:27:19still
00:27:19going
00:27:20here
00:27:20serving
00:27:20tapes?
00:27:21Come on,
00:27:21man,
00:27:22don't
00:27:22just
00:27:22stand
00:27:23there,
00:27:23serve
00:27:23us.
00:27:25I
00:27:26want
00:27:26hot
00:27:27tea.
00:27:36jeez,
00:27:38you
00:27:38trying
00:27:39to
00:27:39scald
00:27:39me?
00:27:49Are you
00:27:50satisfied
00:27:50now?
00:27:51That's
00:27:51better.
00:27:53Drink up,
00:27:53dear.
00:27:55Ouch!
00:27:56This
00:27:57huge
00:27:57diamond ring
00:27:58makes it
00:27:58hard to
00:27:59lift my
00:27:59hand.
00:28:01Check out
00:28:01my
00:28:01engagement
00:28:02ring
00:28:02from
00:28:02Mark.
00:28:03It's
00:28:04whopping
00:28:04two
00:28:04carats.
00:28:05I
00:28:06heard
00:28:07your
00:28:07wedding
00:28:07ring
00:28:07was
00:28:08a
00:28:10freebie
00:28:11that
00:28:11came
00:28:11with
00:28:12some
00:28:12furniture
00:28:12shopping,
00:28:13wasn't
00:28:14it?
00:28:15Wow,
00:28:16good for
00:28:16you.
00:28:17And when
00:28:17you guys
00:28:18eventually
00:28:18split,
00:28:19you will
00:28:20get a
00:28:20nice
00:28:21chunk
00:28:21of
00:28:21change
00:28:22from
00:28:22selling
00:28:23this
00:28:23treasure.
00:28:25Don't
00:28:26stupid
00:28:26are
00:28:26level.
00:28:28You,
00:28:28go and
00:28:29get the
00:28:29sticks ready
00:28:30in ten
00:28:30minutes,
00:28:31else
00:28:31I'll
00:28:31be
00:28:32reporting
00:28:32you.
00:28:32I
00:28:32said
00:28:33half
00:28:34an
00:28:34hour
00:28:35when
00:28:35you
00:28:35ordered.
00:28:36Then
00:28:36figure
00:28:36it
00:28:37out.
00:28:38Wait,
00:28:40tub
00:28:40off
00:28:41my
00:28:41water.
00:28:47Mary,
00:28:48you owe
00:28:48me a
00:28:49proper
00:28:49meal.
00:28:50I
00:28:50refrain
00:28:50from
00:28:51stabbing
00:28:51those
00:28:51two
00:28:51for
00:28:52your
00:28:52job's
00:28:52sake.
00:28:56Aubrey,
00:28:57why are
00:28:57you
00:28:57waitressing?
00:28:58We're
00:28:58not really
00:28:59married.
00:28:59What I
00:29:00do
00:29:00is
00:29:00none
00:29:00of
00:29:00your
00:29:00business.
00:29:04Let's
00:29:04go.
00:29:05the
00:29:05advertisers
00:29:05are
00:29:05waiting.
00:29:09Keep
00:29:09an
00:29:09eye
00:29:09on her.
00:29:10Make
00:29:11sure
00:29:11nobody
00:29:11messes
00:29:11with
00:29:12her.
00:29:12I'm
00:29:12not
00:29:12her
00:29:13agent.
00:29:13But
00:29:13she's
00:29:14my
00:29:14wife,
00:29:14at least
00:29:15on
00:29:15paper.
00:29:15Okay
00:29:16guys,
00:29:16if you
00:29:16don't
00:29:17need
00:29:17anything
00:29:17else,
00:29:18I'm
00:29:18gonna
00:29:18head
00:29:18out
00:29:19and
00:29:19change
00:29:19shifts.
00:29:20Oh
00:29:21my
00:29:21God,
00:29:22my
00:29:22ray,
00:29:23it's
00:29:23gone.
00:29:25Since
00:29:25you're
00:29:26the only
00:29:26one
00:29:26serving
00:29:26us,
00:29:27I
00:29:27suspect
00:29:28you
00:29:28stole
00:29:28my
00:29:28ray.
00:29:29Just
00:29:29because
00:29:29you're
00:29:30a
00:29:30bitch
00:29:30doesn't
00:29:31mean
00:29:35one,
00:29:35let
00:29:35alone
00:29:35steal
00:29:36it.
00:29:37Deny
00:29:37won't
00:29:38help.
00:29:39Let's
00:29:39own you
00:29:40somewhere.
00:29:43See?
00:29:45This
00:29:45is proof.
00:29:50I'm
00:29:50gonna
00:29:50have
00:29:51you
00:29:51fired.
00:29:52No
00:29:53way,
00:29:53you're
00:29:53framing
00:29:54me on
00:29:54purpose.
00:30:00Got
00:30:00it.
00:30:01Get
00:30:01the
00:30:01restaurant
00:30:01owner
00:30:02over
00:30:02here
00:30:02for
00:30:02me.
00:30:05You
00:30:07and
00:30:07your
00:30:07husband
00:30:07are
00:30:07so
00:30:08sweet.
00:30:08You
00:30:09always
00:30:09remember
00:30:09to
00:30:09buy
00:30:10his
00:30:10favorite
00:30:10pizza.
00:30:11Sweet?
00:30:12We
00:30:13haven't
00:30:13gotten
00:30:13busy
00:30:14since
00:30:14Thanksgiving
00:30:15three
00:30:16years
00:30:16ago.
00:30:17Look
00:30:18at
00:30:18them.
00:30:19That's
00:30:19what we
00:30:19call
00:30:19sweet.
00:30:20I
00:30:20wish
00:30:20my
00:30:21hubby
00:30:21was
00:30:21like
00:30:21that.
00:30:24That's
00:30:24actually
00:30:25my
00:30:25husband.
00:30:25You
00:30:25jerk
00:30:26cheating
00:30:26on me
00:30:26behind
00:30:27my
00:30:27back.
00:30:28Aubrey,
00:30:28let
00:30:29me
00:30:29explain.
00:30:30Wait,
00:30:30wait,
00:30:31wait,
00:30:32stop.
00:30:33All right,
00:30:37enough.
00:30:38Cut
00:30:39it
00:30:39out.
00:30:40I
00:30:40wouldn't
00:30:41have to
00:30:42be out
00:30:42here.
00:30:43Less
00:30:43around
00:30:43if
00:30:44you
00:30:44didn't
00:30:45push
00:30:45me
00:30:45to
00:30:46do
00:30:46it.
00:30:47Look
00:30:47at
00:30:47yourself.
00:30:48Sloppy,
00:30:49rude,
00:30:51totally
00:30:52unfeminine.
00:30:54I
00:30:54want
00:30:54a
00:30:54divorce.
00:30:56Crazy
00:30:56lady.
00:30:56No!
00:30:57No!
00:30:57No!
00:30:58No!
00:30:58No!
00:30:58No!
00:30:58No!
00:30:58No!
00:30:59No!
00:30:59No!
00:30:59No!
00:30:59No!
00:30:59No!
00:30:59No!
00:31:01No!
00:31:01No!
00:31:01No!
00:31:02No!
00:31:03No!
00:31:04No!
00:31:04No!
00:31:05No!
00:31:05Get that scumbag!
00:31:06No need for karma,
00:31:07I can't handle this myself.
00:31:09Hand me the car key.
00:31:19Chris,
00:31:20Leo snucked the row you wanted.
00:31:22No way.
00:31:23Why him?
00:31:25I cannot understand that.
00:31:27He has fewer Instagram followers than me,
00:31:29and his last movie made only a hundred million dollars.
00:31:31The director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife.
00:31:35Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple for true love.
00:31:39But what about you?
00:31:40You're a forty-year-old bachelor, known around town as a total playboy.
00:31:45What if I told everyone that I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years,
00:31:52but she's married, and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her.
00:31:56You think that would lend me the role?
00:31:58Sounds more like excused me.
00:32:00That's not good enough, huh?
00:32:02All right.
00:32:03Do I have to say she just got divorced and I'm rushing to marry her?
00:32:07Vowing to never look at another supermodel again to prove I can be a committed guy?
00:32:12Now that's a story people might buy into.
00:32:15But the problem is, you're just making this up on the spot.
00:32:19All right.
00:32:20I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real.
00:32:29Damn it!
00:32:30Fuck.
00:32:31I'm so sorry.
00:32:38Are you nuts?
00:32:39Nuts?
00:32:40Is that all your men got?
00:32:45Yeah, I'm nuts.
00:32:46But you guys eat those cooked by nuts, sleep with nuts, have kids with nuts.
00:32:50You are the real nuts here.
00:32:52No offense, but I'm Chris Roberts.
00:32:55I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old.
00:33:00Only supermodels!
00:33:04Screw you, fuck, Chris Roberts!
00:33:07I sold the house, you got till tonight to move out or your stuff will be thrown away.
00:33:30If you want to divorce me, fine!
00:33:33Go ahead!
00:33:34But how dare you sell our house without my consent!
00:33:39I'll sue you!
00:33:41Think you can afford a lawyer?
00:33:43Don't mess with me or apply for a custody for her son.
00:33:46A jobless housewife like you won't stand a chance.
00:33:49Despicable!
00:33:51So, you divorced?
00:33:53It's none of your business!
00:33:55Marry me!
00:33:56Are you insane?
00:34:03Are you insane?
00:34:07My car's worth $4 million.
00:34:10You want to talk about marriage or compensation?
00:34:15This way, ma'am.
00:34:20Watch your step, ma'am.
00:34:24Welcome, ma'am.
00:34:39Wow!
00:34:40So it's your house at 5 Central Avenue.
00:34:43I've seen it in a magazine.
00:34:45So, I get a room like this for a fake marriage?
00:35:02No.
00:35:03This is for Elizabeth, my dog.
00:35:05Yours is upstairs.
00:35:06Bigger and better.
00:35:08Forget that.
00:35:09Come sign the contract.
00:35:14Sign this and you will be my wife.
00:35:16Sorry, what's your name again?
00:35:18Aubrey.
00:35:19Okay.
00:35:20Aubrey.
00:35:21Listen to me.
00:35:22I love you for more than 10 years.
00:35:25I heard that you're divorced.
00:35:27So, I popped the question right away.
00:35:30What?
00:35:31Really?
00:35:32Are you kidding me?
00:35:33Aubrey.
00:35:34This marriage is just for show.
00:35:37I hope you won't catch real feelings for me.
00:35:40Relax.
00:35:41Not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating.
00:35:44Great!
00:35:45That's amazing!
00:35:46Once I secure the role and back that Oscar,
00:35:49we'll part our ways smoothly.
00:35:54So, we stuck together until we win an Oscar?
00:35:58Might as well say,
00:35:59so that do us a part.
00:36:01Don't worry about that.
00:36:02I'm gonna pay you an acting salary.
00:36:04The same as I do with my models and actors.
00:36:07You're Chris Roberts.
00:36:09Those actresses must earn a fortune.
00:36:11Considering our attitude,
00:36:13I'm gonna go with minimum wage.
00:36:15Usually, they pay around 500 grand
00:36:17and now, 150K.
00:36:19That's enough for you.
00:36:22Per year?
00:36:23Per month, of course.
00:36:37So, you have a son?
00:36:39Don't get me wrong.
00:36:40Just wanna know more about my wife.
00:36:47Yeah.
00:36:48His name is Luke.
00:36:50He's nine.
00:36:52In summer camp,
00:36:53I'm aware of the divorce.
00:37:04Good lord.
00:37:05That looks calorie packed.
00:37:08First, it's not for you.
00:37:10Second, I hate when people reduce food to calories.
00:37:14Jeez, touchy.
00:37:16It'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic.
00:37:20Keep that up.
00:37:21Another thing,
00:37:22clear your schedule for tomorrow.
00:37:23We're meeting the director.
00:37:26Already?
00:37:28This is your first time stepping out as my wife
00:37:30and I really want you to take it seriously.
00:37:32Need to dress up nicely, alright?
00:37:34Because it's gonna be the first time that you're gonna act as my wife.
00:37:38Come on.
00:37:39This top I'm wearing is like from the supermarket.
00:37:42We'll solve this problem right now.
00:37:45Hey, Brad.
00:37:47Didn't you say you could transform any woman?
00:37:51Oh.
00:37:52My.
00:37:53God.
00:37:54I didn't expect this to be such a huge project.
00:37:57But luckily, I'm a Hollywood stylish.
00:38:00Alright, girls.
00:38:01Let's get going.
00:38:04Right here.
00:38:05I got it.
00:38:06I got it.
00:38:15My old lady.
00:38:16Watch out.
00:38:17Please calm down.
00:38:18Can we set up back here?
00:38:20Get him out of here.
00:38:21Oh my God.
00:38:22Are you okay, baby?
00:38:23Are these ladies' fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
00:38:33She's my wife now.
00:38:34So yes, it's worth it.
00:38:39Baby Ro, I did my best today.
00:38:42Remember, Rome wasn't built in the day.
00:38:44How do I look?
00:39:00Wow.
00:39:01You're the most beautiful you have ever seen.
00:39:07Wow.
00:39:08You sure ain't sure of that ass.
00:39:09Why aren't you closing the Victoria's Secret show this year?
00:39:14Julia, her acting skills surpassed mine.
00:39:17That's what handling a big story does to me.
00:39:20Let's go, girls.
00:39:22Thank you so much, guys.
00:39:23No problem, baby.
00:39:25Geez.
00:39:26How did I not realize my backside has such potential?
00:39:30Just like Kardashians.
00:39:33Guess you regret this fake marriage now, huh?
00:39:36God is fair.
00:39:38Though he didn't bless you with a fury physique,
00:39:40he gave you unbrittle confidence.
00:39:47Wow.
00:39:48You're totally gonna nail that role now.
00:39:49We look so perfect together.
00:39:51It's a match made in heaven.
00:39:54No, no, no.
00:40:05There's no spark between you two.
00:40:08You don't love your wife at all.
00:40:10I'm sorry that I can't give you this role.
00:40:12But we haven't even started talking.
00:40:14You know the lot talk is about feeling.
00:40:16I don't feel your love for her.
00:40:19He's crazy about me.
00:40:21The moment I was divorced, he swooped in with a helicopter proposal.
00:40:27I love you, baby.
00:40:29That's because I just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.
00:40:32Come back to me, or you'll learn to be a proper husband.
00:40:40Geez.
00:40:42Are you sure he's top Hollywood's director and not some charlatan?
00:40:46Yes, but he did catch you rolling your eyes at me.
00:40:50Maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water and a steak?
00:40:53Perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper bursting from one extra bite.
00:40:58You guessed right.
00:40:59Much better now.
00:41:00Can you eat quieter?
00:41:01You're disturbing my reading.
00:41:02Can you eat quieter?
00:41:03You're disturbing my reading.
00:41:04You're married?
00:41:05What's up?
00:41:06What?
00:41:07Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
00:41:08Of course.
00:41:09I'm not sure how much better now.
00:41:10Can you eat quieter?
00:41:11You're disturbing my reading.
00:41:14Can you eat quieter?
00:41:19You're disturbing my reading.
00:41:29You're married?
00:41:30What's up?
00:41:31What?
00:41:32Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
00:41:33Of course.
00:41:34I can cover your shift today.
00:41:37Where are you going?
00:41:39The contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you.
00:41:44Aubrey, what are you doing here?
00:41:52You're not stalking me, are you?
00:41:54Listen, stop harassing me.
00:41:57Tiffany and I are engaged.
00:42:00Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm married too.
00:42:03It's not just you who found someone new.
00:42:05Jim!
00:42:07I told you she put up a friend about finding someone else.
00:42:12I do have a husband.
00:42:14And he's hotter, wealthier, and lasts longer in bed than you ever did.
00:42:19If he's so great, why's an old-timer like you still going here serving tapes?
00:42:24Come on, man.
00:42:25Don't just stand there.
00:42:26Serve us.
00:42:28I want hot tea.
00:42:31Jeez.
00:42:40Jeez.
00:42:41You trying to scald me?
00:42:43You trying to scald me?
00:42:48Are you satisfied now?
00:42:54That's better.
00:42:56Drink up, dear.
00:42:57Ouch! This huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand.
00:43:03Check out my engagement ring from Mark. It's whopping two carats.
00:43:08I heard your wedding ring was a freebie that came with some furniture shopping, wasn't it?
00:43:17Well, good for you. And when you guys eventually split, you will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure.
00:43:28Don't stoop their level. You, go and get the steaks ready in 10 minutes, else I'll be reporting you.
00:43:35I said half an hour when you ordered.
00:43:38Then figured it out.
00:43:41Wait! Pop off my water.
00:43:50Mary, you owe me a proper meal. I refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake.
00:43:59Aubrey? Why are you waitressing?
00:44:01We're not really married. What I do is none of your business.
00:44:07Let's go. The advertisers are waiting.
00:44:11Keep an eye on her. Make sure nobody messes with her.
00:44:15I'm not her agent.
00:44:16But she's my wife, at least on paper.
00:44:18Okay guys, if you don't need anything else, I'm gonna head out and change shifts.
00:44:24Oh my god! My ring! It's gone!
00:44:28Since you're the only one serving us, I suspect you stole my ring.
00:44:32Just because you're a bitch doesn't mean everyone is.
00:44:35I wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn, let alone steal it.
00:44:40Denying won't help!
00:44:42Let's arm you somewhere!
00:44:46See?
00:44:48This is proof!
00:44:53I'm gonna have you fired!
00:44:55No way! You're framing me on purpose!
00:45:03Got it. Get the restaurant owner over here for me.
00:45:06You and your husband are so sweet.
00:45:11You always remembered to buy his favourite pizza.
00:45:14Sweet?
00:45:16We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago.
00:45:20Look at them!
00:45:22That's what we call sweet.
00:45:23I wish my hubby was like that.
00:45:27Fuck! That's actually my husband!
00:45:28You jerk cheating on me behind my back!
00:45:31Aubrey!
00:45:32Let me explain!
00:45:34Wait! Wait!
00:45:36Stop!
00:45:40Alright! Enough!
00:45:42Cut it out!
00:45:44I wouldn't have to be out here lasting around if you didn't push me to do it.
00:45:51Look at yourself. Sloppy.
00:45:53You're rude.
00:45:54Totally.
00:45:55All feminine.
00:45:57I want a divorce.
00:45:59Crazy lady.
00:46:08Karma will get that scumbag!
00:46:10No need for karma. I can handle this myself.
00:46:12Hand me the car key.
00:46:13No!
00:46:14No!
00:46:15No!
00:46:16No!
00:46:17No!
00:46:23Chris, Leo's not the role you wanted.
00:46:26No way!
00:46:27Why him?
00:46:29I cannot understand that.
00:46:31He has fewer Instagram followers than me, and his last movie made only 100 million dollars.
00:46:35The director's looking for a guy who is totally devoted to his wife.
00:46:38wife. Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple for true love. But what about you?
00:46:43You're a 40-year-old bachelor known around town as a total playboy.
00:46:48What if I told everyone that I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years,
00:46:55but she's married and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her? You think that would
00:47:00lend me the role? Sounds more like excused me. That's not good enough, huh? All right. Do I
00:47:07have to say she just got divorced and I'm rushing to marry her, vowing to never look at another
00:47:12supermodel again to prove I can be a committed guy? Now that's a story people might buy into,
00:47:19but the problem is you're just making this up on the spot. All right.
00:47:26I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real.
00:47:29I'm so sorry. Are you nuts? Nuts?
00:47:46Is that all your men got? Yeah, I'm nuts. But you guys eat your coke by nuts, sleep with nuts,
00:47:52have kids with nuts. You are the real nuts here. No offense, but I'm Chris Roberts.
00:47:58I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old.
00:48:03Only supermodels!
00:48:07Screw you, Chris Roberts!
00:48:19Shit!
00:48:19I sold the house. You got till tonight to move out or your stuff will be thrown away.
00:48:34If you want to divorce me, fine! Go ahead! But how dare you sell our house without my consent? I'll sue you!
00:48:44Think you can afford a lawyer? Don't mess with me or apply for the custody of Eric Starr.
00:48:49A jobless housewife like you won't stand a chance.
00:48:52Despicable!
00:48:55So, you divorced? It's none of your business!
00:48:59Marry me!
00:49:06Are you insane?
00:49:10My car's worth four million dollars. You want to talk about marriage or compensation?
00:49:19This win, ma'am.
00:49:20What's your step, ma'am?
00:49:32Welcome, ma'am.
00:49:32Welcome, ma'am.
00:49:43Wow!
00:49:44So, it's your house at 5 Central Avenue.
00:49:47I've seen it in a magazine.
00:49:57So, I get a room like this for a fake marriage?
00:50:06No. This is for Elizabeth, my dog. Yours is upstairs. Bigger and better.
00:50:12Forget that. Come sign the contract.
00:50:17Sign this and you will be my wife. Sorry, what's your name again?
00:50:21Aubrey.
00:50:23Okay. Aubrey, listen to me. I love you for more than 10 years. I heard that you're divorced.
00:50:31So, I popped the question right away.
00:50:35What? Really?
00:50:36Are you kidding me?
00:50:38Aubrey, this marriage is just for show. I hope you won't catch real feelings for me.
00:50:44Relax. Not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating.
00:50:48Great. That's amazing. Once I secure the role and back that Oscar, we'll part our ways smoothly.
00:50:58So, we stuck together until we win an Oscar?
00:51:02Might as well say, till that do us a part.
00:51:04Don't worry about that. I'm gonna pay you an acting salary. The same as I do with my models and actors.
00:51:11You're Chris Roberts. Those actresses must earn a fortune.
00:51:15Considering our attitude, I'm gonna go with minimum wage. Usually, they pay around $500,000 and now, $150,000. That's enough for you.
00:51:26Per year?
00:51:26Per month, of course.
00:51:41So, you have a son?
00:51:43Don't get me wrong. Just want to know more about my wife.
00:51:46Yeah. His name is Luke. He's nine. In summer camp, I'm aware of the divorce.
00:51:58Good lord. That looks calorie packed.
00:52:12First, it's not for you. Second, I hate when people reduce food to calories.
00:52:18Jeez. Touchy. It'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic.
00:52:24Keep that up. Another thing, clear your schedule for tomorrow. We're meeting the director.
00:52:30Already?
00:52:31This is your first time stepping out as my wife and I really want you to take it seriously.
00:52:36Need to dress up nicely, alright? Because it's gonna be the first time that you're gonna act as my wife.
00:52:42Come on. This top I'm wearing is like from the supermarket.
00:52:45I'll solve this problem right now. Hey, Brad. Didn't you say you could transform any woman?
00:52:55Oh. My. God. I didn't expect this to be such a huge project. But luckily, I'm a Hollywood-style-ish.
00:53:03Alright, girls. Let's get going.
00:53:08Right here.
00:53:09I got it.
00:53:18Are you okay, ladies?
00:53:20Watch out. Boys, calm down.
00:53:22Can't they set up back here?
00:53:24Get them back here.
00:53:24Oh, my God. Are you okay, baby?
00:53:32Are these ladies' fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
00:53:37She's my wife now. So, yes. It's worth it.
00:53:42Baby Ro, I did my best today. Remember, Rome wasn't built in the day.
00:53:52How do I look?
00:54:04Wow. You're the most beautiful you have ever seen.
00:54:10Wow. You sure ain't sure of that ass. Why aren't you closing the Victoria's Secret show this year?
00:54:17Julia, your acting skills surpassed mine.
00:54:21That's what handling a big story does to me.
00:54:24Let's go, girls.
00:54:25Thank you so much, guys.
00:54:26No problem, baby.
00:54:29Jeez. How did I not realize my backside has such potential?
00:54:34Just like Kardashians. Guess you regret this fake marriage now, huh?
00:54:40God is fair. Though he didn't bless you with a fury physique,
00:54:44he gave you unbridled confidence.
00:54:50Wow. You're totally gonna nail that role now. We look so perfect together.
00:54:55It's a match made in heaven.
00:54:57No, no, no. There's no spark between you two. You don't love your wife at all.
00:55:13I'm sorry that I can't give you this role.
00:55:15But we haven't even started talking.
00:55:17You know the law talk is about feeling. I don't feel your love for her.
00:55:23He's crazy about me. The moment I was divorced, he swooped in with a helicopter proposal.
00:55:31I love you, baby. That's because I just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.
00:55:36Come back to me, or you'll learn to be a proverb.
00:55:45Jeez.
00:55:46Are you sure he's top Hollywood's director and not some charlatan?
00:55:50Yes, but he did catch you rolling your eyes at me.
00:55:53Maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water? Any steak?
00:55:56Perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper bursting from one extra bite.
00:56:02You guessed right.
00:56:06Oh, much better now.
00:56:20Can you eat quieter? You're disturbing my reading.
00:56:32You're married? What's up?
00:56:34What? Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
00:56:36Yeah, of course. I can cover your shift today.
00:56:40Where are you going?
00:56:42The contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you.
00:56:53Aubrey, what are you doing here? You're not stalking me, are you?
00:56:58Listen, stop harassing me. Tiffany and I are engaged.
00:57:04Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm married too. It's not just you who found someone new.
00:57:09Jim!
00:57:10I told you she put up a front about finding someone else.
00:57:16I do have a husband, and he's hotter, wealthier, and lasts longer in bed than you ever did.
00:57:22If he's so great, why's an old timer like you still going here serving tapes?
00:57:27Come on, man. Don't just stand there. Serve us.
00:57:30Yes. I want hot tea.
00:57:44Jeez. You trying to scald me?
00:57:46Are you satisfied now?
00:57:57That's better. Drink up, dear.
00:58:01Ouch! This huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand.
00:58:07Check out my engagement ring from Mark. It's whopping two carrots.
00:58:13I heard your wedding ring was a freebie that came with some furniture shopping, wasn't it?
00:58:21Wow! Good for you. And when you guys eventually split,
00:58:25you will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure.
00:58:32Don't stoop their level. You go and get the sticks ready in 10 minutes, else I'll be reporting you.
00:58:39I said half an hour when you ordered.
00:58:42Then figure it out.
00:58:45Wait. Cup off my water.
00:58:48Mary, you owe me a proper meal. I refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake.
00:59:02Aubrey? Why are you waitressing?
00:59:04We're not really married. What I do is none of your business.
00:59:10Let's go. The advertisers are waiting.
00:59:12Keep an eye on her. Make sure nobody messes with her.
00:59:18I'm not her agent.
00:59:20But she's my wife, at least on paper.
00:59:22Okay guys, if you don't need anything else, I'm gonna head out and change shifts.
00:59:27Oh my god! My ring! It's gone!
00:59:31Since you're the only one serving us, I suspect you stole my ring.
00:59:35Just because you're a bitch doesn't mean everyone is.
00:59:38I wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn, let alone steal it.
00:59:43Denying won't help.
00:59:45It's only you somewhere.
00:59:50See? This is proof.
00:59:56I'm gonna have you fired.
00:59:59No way! You're framing me on purpose.
01:00:01Got it. Get the restaurant owner over here for me.
01:00:13You and your husband are so sweet.
01:00:15You always remember to buy his favorite pizza.
01:00:18Sweet?
01:00:19We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago.
01:00:24Look at them.
01:00:25That's what we call sweet.
01:00:26I wish my hubby was like that.
01:00:28Fuck! That's actually my husband!
01:00:32You jerk cheating on me behind my back!
01:00:33Aubrey!
01:00:35Let me explain!
01:00:36Wait, wait, wait!
01:00:37Wait, wait, wait!
01:00:38Wait, wait, wait, stop!
01:00:39Stop!
01:00:43Alright, enough!
01:00:45Cut it out!
01:00:46I wouldn't have to be out here messing around if you didn't push me to do it.
01:00:53Look at yourself. Sloppy.
01:00:56You're rude.
01:00:57Totally unfeminine.
01:01:00I want a divorce.
01:01:02Crazy lady.
01:01:12Get that scumbag!
01:01:13No need for karma. I can handle this myself.
01:01:15Hand me the car key.
01:01:23No need for karma.
01:01:26Chris, Leo's not the role you wanted.
01:01:29No way.
01:01:30Why him?
01:01:32I cannot understand that.
01:01:33He has fewer Instagram followers than me and his last movie made only a hundred million dollars.
01:01:38The director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife.
01:01:42Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple for true love.
01:01:46But what about you?
01:01:47You're a 40-year-old bachelor known around town as a total playboy.
01:01:52What if I told everyone that I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years?
01:01:59But she's married and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her.
01:02:03You think that would lend me the role?
01:02:04Sounds more like excused me.
01:02:07That's not good enough, huh?
01:02:09Alright, do I have to say she just got divorced and I'm rushing to marry her?
01:02:13Vowing to never look at another supermodel again to prove I can be a committed guy?
01:02:19Now that's a story people might buy into.
01:02:22But the problem is you're just making this up on the spot.
01:02:26Alright.
01:02:29I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real.
01:02:35Damn it!
01:02:37Fuck.
01:02:38I'm so sorry.
01:02:45Are you nuts?
01:02:46Nuts?
01:02:50Is that all you men got?
01:02:51Yeah, I'm nuts.
01:02:52But you guys eat so cooked by nuts.
01:02:54Sleep with nuts.
01:02:55Have kids with nuts.
01:02:57You are the real nuts here.
01:02:58No offense, but I'm Chris Roberts.
01:03:01I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old.
01:03:04Only supermodels.
01:03:10Screw you, fuck Chris Roberts!
01:03:22Shit!
01:03:23I sold the house.
01:03:31You've got till tonight to move out.
01:03:33Or your stuff will be thrown away.
01:03:37If you want to divorce me, fine!
01:03:40Go ahead!
01:03:40But how dare you sell our house without my consent?
01:03:46I'll sue you!
01:03:47Think you can afford a lawyer?
01:03:49Don't mess with me.
01:03:50Or apply for a custody for our staff.
01:03:53A jobless house like what you won't stand a chance.
01:03:56Despicable!
01:03:58So, you divorced?
01:04:00It's none of your business!
01:04:02Marry me!
01:04:10Are you insane?
01:04:11My car's worth 4 million dollars.
01:04:16You want to talk about marriage?
01:04:19Or compensation?
01:04:22This win, ma'am.
01:04:27Watch us stop, ma'am.
01:04:35Welcome, ma'am.
01:04:41My car's worth 4 million dollars.
01:04:46Wow.
01:04:47So, it's your house at 5 Central Avenue.
01:04:50I've seen it in a magazine.
01:05:05So, I get a room like this for fake marriage?
01:05:09No.
01:05:10This is for Elizabeth, my dog.
01:05:12Yours is upstairs.
01:05:13Bigger and better.
01:05:15Forget that.
01:05:16Come sign the contract.
01:05:21Sign this, and you will be my wife.
01:05:23Sorry, what's your name again?
01:05:25Aubrey.
01:05:26Okay.
01:05:27Aubrey.
01:05:28Listen to me.
01:05:29I love you for more than 10 years.
01:05:32I heard that you're divorced.
01:05:35So, I popped the question right away.
01:05:37What?
01:05:39Really?
01:05:39Are you kidding me?
01:05:41Aubrey, this marriage is just for show.
01:05:44I hope you won't catch real feelings for me.
01:05:48Relax.
01:05:49Not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating.
01:05:51Great.
01:05:52That's amazing.
01:05:53Once I secure the role and back that Oscar,
01:05:57we'll part our ways smoothly.
01:05:59So, we stuck together until we win an Oscar?
01:06:05Might as well say, so that do us a part.
01:06:08Don't worry about that.
01:06:09I'm gonna pay you an acting salary.
01:06:11The same as I do with my models and actors.
01:06:14You're Chris Roberts.
01:06:16Those actresses must earn a fortune.
01:06:18Considering our attitude, I'm gonna go with minimum wage.
01:06:22Usually, they pay around 500 grand.
01:06:24And now, 150k.
01:06:26That's enough for you.
01:06:29Per year?
01:06:29Per month, of course.
01:06:31Per month, of course.
01:06:44So, you have a son?
01:06:46Don't get me wrong.
01:06:47Just want to know more about my wife.
01:06:54Yeah.
01:06:56His name is Luke.
01:06:57He's nine.
01:06:58In summer camp, I'm aware of the divorce.
01:07:11Good lord.
01:07:13That looks calorie packed.
01:07:15First, it's not for you.
01:07:17Second, I hate when people reduce food to calories.
01:07:21Jeez, touchy.
01:07:23It'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic.
01:07:27Keep that up.
01:07:28Another thing, clear your schedule for tomorrow.
01:07:30We're meeting the director.
01:07:33Already?
01:07:35This is your first time stepping out as my wife,
01:07:37and I really want you to take it seriously.
01:07:39Need to dress up nicely, all right?
01:07:41Because it's gonna be the first time that you're gonna act as my wife.
01:07:45Come on.
01:07:46This top I'm wearing is like from the supermarket.
01:07:49I'll solve this problem right now.
01:07:50Oh my god.
01:08:01I didn't expect this to be such a huge project.
01:08:04But luckily, I'm a Hollywood stylish.
01:08:06All right, girls.
01:08:08Let's get going.
01:08:11Right here.
01:08:12I got it.
01:08:22Are you okay, baby?
01:08:23Watch out.
01:08:24Always calm down.
01:08:25Can you set up back here?
01:08:26Sit down.
01:08:27Get back here.
01:08:28Oh my god.
01:08:29Are you okay, baby?
01:08:36Are these ladies' fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
01:08:40She's my wife now.
01:08:41So yes, it's worth it.
01:08:45Baby Ro, I did my best today.
01:08:48Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day.
01:08:50How do I look?
01:09:07Wow, you're the most beautiful you have ever seen.
01:09:14Wow, you sure ain't sure of that ass.
01:09:16Why aren't you closing the Victoria's Secret show this year?
01:09:20Julia, her acting skill surpassed mine.
01:09:24That's what handling a big star does to me.
01:09:27Let's go, girls.
01:09:28Thank you so much, guys.
01:09:30No problem, baby.
01:09:32Jeez, how did I not realize my backside has such potential?
01:09:37Just like Kardashians.
01:09:39Guess you regret this fake marriage now, huh?
01:09:43God is fair.
01:09:45Though he didn't bless you with a fury physique,
01:09:47he gave you unbrittle confidence.
01:09:50Wow, you're totally gonna nail that role now.
01:09:56We look so perfect together.
01:09:58It's a match made in heaven.
01:10:00No, no, no.
01:10:12There's no spark between you two.
01:10:14You don't love your wife at all.
01:10:16I'm sorry that I can't give you this role.
01:10:18But we haven't even started talking.
01:10:20You know the law talk is about feeling.
01:10:23I don't feel your love for her.
01:10:27He's crazy about me.
01:10:28The moment I was divorced, he swooped in with a helicopter proposal.
01:10:32I love you, baby.
01:10:36That's because I just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.
01:10:44Come back to me, or you'll learn to be a proper...
01:10:48Jeez.
01:10:49Are you sure he's top Hollywood's director and not some charlatan?
01:10:54Yes, but he did catch you rolling your eyes at me.
01:10:57Maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water?
01:10:59Any steak?
01:11:00Perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper bursting from one extra bite.
01:11:05You guessed right.
01:11:10Much better now.
01:11:11Can you eat quieter?
01:11:25You're disturbing my reading.
01:11:35You're married?
01:11:36What's up?
01:11:37What?
01:11:38Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
01:11:40Yeah, of course.
01:11:40I can cover your shift today.
01:11:44Where are you going?
01:11:45The contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you.
01:11:56Aubrey, what are you doing here?
01:11:59You're not stalking me, are you?
01:12:01Listen, stop harassing me.
01:12:03Tiffany and I are engaged.
01:12:07Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm married too.
01:12:10It's not just you who found someone new.
01:12:13I told you she put up a friend about finding someone else.
01:12:19I do have a husband.
01:12:20And he's hotter, wealthier, and lasts longer in bed than you ever did.
01:12:25If he's so great, when's an old timer like you still going here serving tapes?
01:12:31Come on, man.
01:12:31Don't just stand there, serve us.
01:12:35I want hot tea.
01:12:37I want hot tea.
01:12:47Jeez.
01:12:48You trying to scald me?
01:12:49Are you satisfied now?
01:13:01That's better.
01:13:03Drink up, dear.
01:13:05Ouch!
01:13:06This huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand.
01:13:10Check out my engagement ring from Mark.
01:13:13It's whopping two carats.
01:13:16I heard your wedding ring was a freebie that came with some furniture shopping, wasn't it?
01:13:24Wow, good for you.
01:13:26And when you guys eventually split, you will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure.
01:13:35Don't stoop their level.
01:13:37You go and get the sticks ready in 10 minutes, else I'll be reporting you.
01:13:42I said half an hour when you ordered.
01:13:45Then figured it out.
01:13:48Wait.
01:13:50Top off my water.
01:13:54Mary, you owe me a proper meal.
01:13:59I refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake.
01:14:05Aubrey, why are you waitressing?
01:14:08We're not really married.
01:14:09What I do is none of your business.
01:14:14Let's go.
01:14:14The advertisers are waiting.
01:14:18Keep an eye on her.
01:14:20Make sure nobody messes with her.
01:14:22I'm not her agent.
01:14:23But she's my wife, at least on paper.
01:14:25Okay guys, if you don't need anything else, I'm gonna head out and change shifts.
01:14:31Oh my god!
01:14:32My ring!
01:14:33It's gone!
01:14:35Since you're the only one serving us, I suspect you stole my ring.
01:14:39Just because you're a bitch doesn't mean everyone is.
01:14:42I wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn, let alone steal it.
01:14:46Then now it won't help.
01:14:48Let's own you somewhere.
01:14:53See?
01:14:55This is proof.
01:14:59I'm gonna have you fired.
01:15:02No way!
01:15:03You're framing me on purpose!
01:15:10Got it.
01:15:10Get the restaurant owner over here for me.
01:15:12Who you, who you.
01:15:14miýk
01:15:23My turn is here.
01:15:25Get out of here.
01:15:26Let's see!
01:15:27See you
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