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Matrimoney – Full Movie (2025)
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00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Your place, your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:12Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29He's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:00Wait.
00:01:01What are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine.
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You're history's worst nightmare.
00:01:18I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:23Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton.
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:37I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:39Right back at you.
00:01:40I fucking hate you.
00:01:41I fucking hate you more.
00:01:42I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I fucking hate you more.
00:02:05So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:12To be fair, we thought I was leaving.
00:02:14We'll just swim there.
00:02:15There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:18It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have game.
00:02:30Come on, Gucci.
00:02:31Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:35Oh.
00:02:40Okay.
00:02:41Come on, Gucci.
00:02:42Let's go.
00:02:43Hey.
00:02:44Amelia.
00:02:45Hey, James.
00:02:50Come on, Gucci.
00:02:51Let's go.
00:02:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:10I make my own money.
00:03:11Oh, you see, see.
00:03:12Oh, you see, see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:15I am the spokesperson for man thumb.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:22Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah.
00:03:24Some parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:28You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:36All right.
00:03:37Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:38And don't be late.
00:03:39Bye, Dad.
00:03:40Excuse me.
00:03:41Hello.
00:03:42Hello, my Gucci.
00:03:45Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:03:47He needs to settle down and find the same place.
00:03:50No, don't be late.
00:03:51Don't be late.
00:03:52Bye, Dad.
00:03:54Excuse me.
00:03:55Yeah.
00:03:57Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:01Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:06He needs to settle down and find the same place?
00:04:08I used to settle down and find myself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:16Good one, Romulus.
00:04:34These are great.
00:04:35I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:38Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem.
00:04:42Cool. Let's take five, and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:50Hi.
00:04:51I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:59I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:03Hold that thought.
00:05:04Hey, Dad.
00:05:08Where the hell were you?
00:05:11Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:12You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:19Now, it's two ladies back on the plane again.
00:05:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You've got to stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:28You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:32You interned.
00:05:33You went to business school.
00:05:35You have potential, okay?
00:05:37But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:40Well, you're going to have to prove it.
00:05:41Because so far, I ain't seen the end tape from you.
00:05:46Bye, Dad.
00:05:47Hey.
00:05:50You okay?
00:05:53Yeah.
00:05:54Um, but I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:57So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20Oh my god.
00:06:21There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:25But it's really expensive.
00:06:26And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're going to get through this together.
00:06:40Oh, yeah.
00:06:53Oh.
00:06:54Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:56Did she have a good mom?
00:07:03What's wrong?
00:07:06What's wrong?
00:07:12I'm sorry.
00:07:14This is...
00:07:14No, no, no, forget about it.
00:07:15I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:18The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:20I have a savings for my doggy daycare.
00:07:24My dream.
00:07:25But it's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:30And who knows how many she's going to need.
00:07:31Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:34After her parents passed, I would do anything for her.
00:07:40Amelia.
00:07:42I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:45You do?
00:07:46Hmm.
00:07:47Come back tonight.
00:07:49And make something nice.
00:07:52Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:08Except for the dog hair.
00:08:10Come with me.
00:08:13I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:16Are they from Italy?
00:08:17Yes.
00:08:18Wow.
00:08:19Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:22Well, Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.
00:08:27I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:08:30Mm-hmm.
00:08:30Yeah.
00:08:31Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:33I'm a dog walker.
00:08:35Don't be so defensive.
00:08:37I wasn't.
00:08:42Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:45I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:47Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:50That'd be really hard.
00:08:52Hey, I'll read it at you, huh?
00:09:01Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:07What exactly?
00:09:16How does it look?
00:09:17Not half bad.
00:09:18I mean, it's fine.
00:09:21Whatever.
00:09:24Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:27Or not.
00:09:28I don't feel like being...
00:09:30Or not.
00:09:31I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:33You work for my dad.
00:09:35You...
00:09:35Being your photographer all night.
00:09:36You work for my dad.
00:09:38You have to do what I say.
00:09:39You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:41Just a few more pictures.
00:09:43I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:45I don't need Tinder.
00:09:47I'm an underwear model.
00:09:48My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:52Whatever.
00:09:58Pour me another.
00:09:58I told you, I'm...
00:09:59Now.
00:10:03Fine.
00:10:10See?
00:10:11Dog walker.
00:10:12That wasn't so hard.
00:10:16What the fuck?
00:10:18This is fucking product!
00:10:23Oh!
00:10:24Asshole!
00:10:24You crazy bitch!
00:10:29Amelia!
00:10:30Whoa.
00:10:31What's wrong?
00:10:32I asked her to pour me another drink, and she flipped out.
00:10:36I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.
00:10:38I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:39No, no, no.
00:10:39Please.
00:10:40I apologize.
00:10:41My son, he's...
00:10:42He's immature.
00:10:43All right?
00:10:44And that's why I invited you to put forward it.
00:10:48Please.
00:10:49All right?
00:10:49Just have a seat, all right?
00:10:51And I promise, he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:10:54Won't you, son?
00:10:55So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:11:01Cancer?
00:11:01And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:11:08Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:11Okay.
00:11:12I want the business.
00:11:14Now, I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:21What kind of deal?
00:11:23Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:26No.
00:11:27You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:30What?
00:11:30What?
00:11:33Romulus, what are you saying?
00:11:35I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:37Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:41Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:44Oh, Angela, look.
00:11:46You have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:11:48And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:51We're not even a match.
00:11:53We hate each other.
00:11:54At least I do.
00:11:55Obviously.
00:11:56But see?
00:11:57There's something uncommon already.
00:11:59Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:12:04Oh, yeah.
00:12:04We were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:12:08She sure drove me crazy when we first met.
00:12:10Yeah, I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:14But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:12:18You two have chemistry.
00:12:20Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:22As if.
00:12:24Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:26I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:28Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:30Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:40What's it going to be?
00:12:45What's it going to be?
00:12:48Fine.
00:12:50I'll do it.
00:12:51For Betsy.
00:12:52Well, Angelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:13:00If you're not going to agree to marry her, then you're going to lose the business.
00:13:06And you're also going to lose your inheritance.
00:13:09What the hell, Dad?
00:13:13Fuck it.
00:13:14Fine.
00:13:15I'll do it.
00:13:15Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:20The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:13:22And, son, we are going to need some champagne.
00:13:26I read my mind.
00:13:27Yeah, try and make yourself look decent.
00:13:32You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:13:35Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:13:38And I'll tell you, it's going to be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:42I hope the Halloween Bowl's not booked.
00:13:43Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:13:50Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage, but, well, it can't do any good
00:13:55if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:57That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:14:00Are we agreed?
00:14:02Sure.
00:14:03All right.
00:14:04Sign here.
00:14:13Salute to the new couple.
00:14:26So, your place or mine?
00:14:38I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:40Fine.
00:14:42Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:42So, this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:55It's like a museum in here.
00:14:58A Michelangelo museum.
00:15:00Ugh.
00:15:00Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:15What was this?
00:15:17Put it in the trash.
00:15:18This isn't trash.
00:15:19These are my sisters.
00:15:20She's an artist.
00:15:22So, put them in your room.
00:15:23I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:25Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:26Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:28That's man-thong?
00:15:30It's trademarked.
00:15:35Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:37If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, we'll throw it all in the fireplace.
00:15:41It's electric.
00:15:47Oh, by the way, this is gonna work.
00:15:51You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:54Gee, thanks.
00:15:56Welcome.
00:15:58You're getting married?
00:16:05Shh, Betsy.
00:16:07Don't tell the whole world.
00:16:08Sorry, Amelia.
00:16:10It's just...
00:16:12It's not like you.
00:16:14You're saying we're...
00:16:15Reserved.
00:16:16Safe.
00:16:18Like I always taught you.
00:16:21Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:25And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:30So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:33Michelangelo?
00:16:34The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:36No.
00:16:38Michelangelo...
00:16:39Dino Valeno?
00:16:40Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:42Michelangelo Dino Valeno?
00:16:44Michelangelo?
00:16:44Shhh.
00:16:49Socialite Man will have to start a hundred cancel Bravo shows?
00:16:52How did you even meet?
00:16:54His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:56It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:17:00He's so toxic.
00:17:04Speak of the devil?
00:17:06Oh, yeah.
00:17:08You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:11This is a doctor's office.
00:17:13Amelia.
00:17:15Fetch.
00:17:17Fetch.
00:17:19Betsy Carlile?
00:17:22Doctor's ready.
00:17:24We'll talk about this later.
00:17:25We'll talk about this later.
00:17:47Ready to get wet, baby?
00:17:50We're already wet.
00:17:55Ugh.
00:18:07Where did that come from?
00:18:25Nice place. I love the artwork.
00:18:37Thanks. Finally. A little bit of taste.
00:18:41Oh, I'm good. We had plenty at dinner.
00:18:46More for me.
00:18:50You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:18:55Who are you? Who are you?
00:19:11Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:15Whatever. Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:22This is my house?
00:19:24We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:27Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:29You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:32What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:34Who's jealous?
00:19:36Jealous? I'm not jealous.
00:19:37Sweet dreams.
00:19:40Sweet dreams.
00:19:48I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:50How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:53Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:54See you later.
00:20:12And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:20:16Sorry. I had one too many to drink. It won't happen again.
00:20:19You better not.
00:20:20Mom.
00:20:22Mom.
00:20:23Oh, Mom.
00:20:32How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:36Not now. My head's killing me.
00:20:39We need to talk about last night.
00:20:41No. What we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:44I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos, monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:50But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:53And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:56Fine, I'll have her sign an NDA. Just give me my phone.
00:20:59My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:21:03And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:21:07Then neither of us get what we want.
00:21:09Yeah, no shit.
00:21:10I'm serious. Don't screw this up.
00:21:14I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:17I know what I'm doing. Dog walker.
00:21:20And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:23Whenever I want.
00:21:24Wherever I want.
00:21:26Fine. Do whatever you want.
00:21:29I'm sorry. It's a bit harsh. I'm just really...
00:21:35hungover.
00:21:37That could have gone better.
00:21:45Hey, baby.
00:21:47You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:21:49You're rich now.
00:21:51I know. I like it.
00:21:53Ah, that's good to hear.
00:21:54You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:21:59Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:22:02Oh, fine.
00:22:03Yeah.
00:22:04We're still getting to know each other.
00:22:06All right.
00:22:07Well, give him time, all right?
00:22:09Oh, and listen.
00:22:10He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:22:13Look, I... I promise.
00:22:15I wouldn't be so sure.
00:22:16Yeah, you're right.
00:22:18Well, we'll see you later.
00:22:20Yeah.
00:22:21Come on, Gucci.
00:22:22Come on.
00:22:23Bye, Gucci.
00:22:27Hey, Amelia.
00:22:28Hey, Jake.
00:22:31Gucci, no!
00:22:32Royce!
00:22:34It's a bad dog, but...
00:22:36I'm not actually mad about this.
00:22:38It's to see you up close for once.
00:22:40Yeah, same here.
00:22:42Sorry, Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:22:53His whole family, actually.
00:22:55All these rich people are nuts.
00:22:57They should make a reality show.
00:22:59We're all dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:23:02Do you want to walk together?
00:23:05Let these two get to know each other?
00:23:07Yeah.
00:23:08I'd like that.
00:23:12So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:23:17A couple months.
00:23:19I like it.
00:23:20I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:23:22Barista.
00:23:23Uber driver.
00:23:25Delivery guy.
00:23:27Movie extra?
00:23:28You were in a movie.
00:23:30Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:23:32I was trying to impress you.
00:23:34How about you?
00:23:35How long have you been doing this?
00:23:37I don't know.
00:23:38My whole life, I guess.
00:23:39It started as a summer job, and...
00:23:41then I've turned it into my own business.
00:23:44I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:23:46Wow.
00:23:47I guess you really like dogs.
00:23:49Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:23:54If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:23:57My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:24:00Do you want to go?
00:24:02Yeah.
00:24:03I'd love to go to the concert.
00:24:04Hell yeah.
00:24:05I mean, uh...
00:24:07You did?
00:24:08Yeah.
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:10I still do.
00:24:15He's cute.
00:24:16I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:24:19Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:24:23I'd love to go to the concert.
00:24:24Hell yeah.
00:24:25I mean, uh...
00:24:26Regular.
00:24:27Yeah.
00:24:28I know it's risky, but...
00:24:29I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:24:30I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:32Hey, what's your ring?
00:24:33Um...
00:24:34It's...
00:24:35Just a class ring.
00:24:36From high school.
00:24:37Looks pretty big.
00:24:38It was a big school...
00:24:40Public schools.
00:24:41Am I right?
00:24:42Oh my god, thank you.
00:24:44Oh my god...
00:24:46Oh my god.
00:24:48Oh my god...
00:24:49Oh my god...
00:24:50Oh my god.
00:24:52Oh my god...
00:24:53Oh my god...
00:24:54Oh my god...
00:24:56Oh my god...
00:24:58Oh my god...
00:25:01Oh my god...
00:25:02I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:25:06Me? Engaged? No, are you kidding?
00:25:09I'm 24. I'm practically still a baby.
00:25:12I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:25:16Nope. Single and ready to mingle.
00:25:19Okay.
00:25:23Royce pooped. I should pick it up.
00:25:26Where? I don't see it.
00:25:27Just over there.
00:25:32Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:37Of course. It's an office.
00:25:39You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.
00:25:42You mean like, you look like Willy Wonka without the Chocolate Factory?
00:25:47Very funny.
00:25:48You know I'm retiring next year.
00:25:49Yes, I know.
00:25:50That means you got to get up to speed, rapidamente.
00:25:53So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:25:57Can I get to Starbucks first?
00:25:58Fuck no.
00:26:00Come on, Dad.
00:26:02Okay.
00:26:03Okay.
00:26:10Ow!
00:26:14Oh my goodness. Are you okay?
00:26:17Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:26:23You're engaged, remember?
00:26:25And this is our new palette.
00:26:30It's Matt's collection.
00:26:31He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:26:35But yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.
00:26:40Michelangelo.
00:26:48What, Dad?
00:26:51What a day, Dad.
00:26:52It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:26:53Look at you.
00:26:54You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:26:59Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:27:01Hard work does pay off.
00:27:02Let me just look at Amelia.
00:27:04What about her?
00:27:05She comes from nothing, son.
00:27:06Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:27:09But she just worked hard, and now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:27:14I guess that's impressive.
00:27:16Yeah, I see.
00:27:17See, it is.
00:27:18I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:27:20I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:27:29Break's over.
00:27:46Well, not too bad, huh?
00:27:48One day down.
00:27:50Forty more years to go.
00:27:54Now this is the time when you go home with Amelia,
00:27:58you talk about the day's work,
00:28:00raise you closer together,
00:28:02comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:28:07You know, I'm thinking,
00:28:09it's time for the world to meet Amelia.
00:28:13Tonight.
00:28:15Tonight?
00:28:17Shit.
00:28:18Don't tell.
00:28:19I promise we'd Netflix and bang tonight.
00:28:21The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:28:23Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:28:25Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino Verdeena.
00:28:28Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad? I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:28:35What's the matter? You're getting along, aren't you?
00:28:39Yeah, yeah, just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:28:42All right, so it's all settled.
00:28:43I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight, in the limo, and don't be late.
00:28:51Bye, Dad.
00:28:52Bye, Dad.
00:28:53Mm-hmm.
00:29:04So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:29:08Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:29:13And?
00:29:15And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:29:19But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now,
00:29:22I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:29:24You better not let that hair down.
00:29:25Sorry, just an expression.
00:29:35How's it going in there?
00:29:37I'm coming out.
00:29:47Is that bad?
00:29:50I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:29:53Buy that dress.
00:29:56ASAP.
00:30:00Ugh, leave me alone, party boy.
00:30:03I've got my own function tonight.
00:30:23What are you looking at?
00:30:24You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:25Oh, thanks.
00:30:26I, um, I...
00:30:29Did you forget my name?
00:30:30No, it's just, uh, something different.
00:30:31Did you change your hair?
00:30:32Why do you care?
00:30:33The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:30:34I'm going out.
00:30:35I just forgot my charger.
00:30:36Awesome, thanks.
00:30:37I'm taking this.
00:30:39Oh, wait.
00:30:40I've been calling you.
00:30:41We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:42I told you.
00:30:43I'm busy.
00:30:44Hold on.
00:30:45Amelia.
00:30:46Amelia.
00:30:47Amelia.
00:30:48Oh, wait.
00:30:49I've been calling you.
00:30:50We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:51I told you.
00:30:52I'm busy.
00:30:53Hold on.
00:30:54Amelia.
00:30:55Amelia.
00:30:56All right, hey.
00:30:57Look who's right on time.
00:30:58Nice.
00:31:00I'm not going to don't know.
00:31:02It's just a little bit of a mess.
00:31:03No, there's no need to go.
00:31:04It's just a little bit of a mess.
00:31:05I'm going to go out.
00:31:06I'm going to go out.
00:31:07We're not going to go out.
00:31:08I'm not going to go out.
00:31:09I'm going to go out.
00:31:10I'm going to go out.
00:31:11I'm going to go out.
00:31:12I'm going to go out.
00:31:13I just forgot my charger.
00:31:14Awesome, thanks.
00:31:16I'm taking this.
00:31:18Oh, wait.
00:31:19I've been calling you.
00:31:20We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:31:21I told you.
00:31:22I'm busy.
00:31:23Hold on.
00:31:24Where's Amelia?
00:31:26She's sick.
00:31:28She can't make it.
00:31:30Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:32If your fiance is sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:34Yeah, you gotta stay home with her.
00:31:36Give her some nice soup.
00:31:38I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:40Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:42Poor thing.
00:31:44Okay, Dad.
00:31:46See you in the office.
00:31:54Stupid dog walker?
00:31:56Tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:58I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:32:06Hey.
00:32:08It's Mike Landis with Dean Levino.
00:32:10You still track people?
00:32:24Wow.
00:32:26Amelia.
00:32:28Hi.
00:32:30You look like you just walked off a runway.
00:32:33Without a dog.
00:32:34Sorry.
00:32:36I don't come to concerts often.
00:32:38I kind of panicked.
00:32:39No worries.
00:32:40I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:32:43Yeah.
00:32:44But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:32:46Talk to the bartender.
00:32:48Wow.
00:32:49You have good treatment.
00:32:50You look like one.
00:32:52Thanks, Jamie.
00:32:54Hey.
00:32:55Lover boy.
00:32:56We're on.
00:32:58Gotta go.
00:32:59Find me in the green room after.
00:33:01Hope you like it.
00:33:03Break a leg.
00:33:04Lover boy.
00:33:24Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:33:36Good.
00:33:37Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:33:38Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:33:42One more, please.
00:33:43But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:33:57Jake, you guys are great.
00:34:00You really think so?
00:34:02I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:34:04The who?
00:34:05You don't know the strokes.
00:34:06Are they older?
00:34:07I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:09It's alright.
00:34:10Lots of stuff to energy, too.
00:34:11You want some of them to drink?
00:34:12Yeah.
00:34:14So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:15Since I was 13.
00:34:16Played in bands all through high school and college.
00:34:17But I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:34:18That's awesome.
00:34:19And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job.
00:34:20Focus on music full time.
00:34:21You're gonna quit, dawg?
00:34:22Yeah.
00:34:23Yeah.
00:34:24Lots of stuff to energy, too.
00:34:25Lots of stuff to energy, too.
00:34:26You want some of them to drink?
00:34:27Yeah.
00:34:29So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:32Since I was 13.
00:34:33Played in bands all through high school and college.
00:34:36But I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:34:39That's awesome.
00:34:40And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job.
00:34:44Focus on music full time.
00:34:45You're gonna quit dog walking?
00:34:47I thought you liked it.
00:34:49I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:34:53I don't even like dogs that much.
00:34:55I'm more of a cat person.
00:34:57A cat person?
00:34:59Who doesn't like dogs?
00:35:03Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:35:05I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:35:08I just want to relax.
00:35:10Have a good time.
00:35:11You're beautiful, you know that?
00:35:14I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:35:19Now I'm not sure.
00:35:20We have nothing in common.
00:35:22Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:28The heck.
00:35:29I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:35:30Michelangelo had his fun.
00:35:32Now I can have mine.
00:35:47Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:35:49What's going on?
00:35:51That's Michelangelo Dino Levino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:35:55He's not.
00:35:56You coming with me, dog walker?
00:35:58Don't make me get the leash.
00:36:00What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:36:01Back off, dude.
00:36:03Back off.
00:36:04Grubby little hipster.
00:36:05She's my fiance.
00:36:07So that was an engagement ring?
00:36:09Jake, I can explain.
00:36:11Let's go.
00:36:13I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:36:16I'm not Jake.
00:36:22This is for making me uber all the way to fucking sober, Mike.
00:36:28And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:36:30I can't believe you did that after your high and mighty speech.
00:36:38You're such a hypocrite.
00:36:39Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:36:42Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:36:45I'm not following you around.
00:36:47You know what?
00:36:48I get it.
00:36:49You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:36:53Me jealous?
00:36:54Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:36:57Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:36:59I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:37:01I have a name.
00:37:04Wait, what are you doing?
00:37:05That is an original.
00:37:06I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:37:09Oh, fine.
00:37:10I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:13I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:37:16You're treating me like shit.
00:37:19That's from the Renaissance.
00:37:20You are history's worst nightmare.
00:37:22I tried to make this work with you.
00:37:23We signed a contract.
00:37:24For an arranged marriage.
00:37:26Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business?
00:37:28You are such a simpleton.
00:37:29Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:30Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:31I tried to get along with you.
00:37:32You brought this onto yourself.
00:37:33I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:37:34Right back at you.
00:37:35I fucking hate you.
00:37:36I fucking hate you more.
00:37:37I fucking hate you more.
00:37:38I'm trying to get along with you more.
00:37:39I'm trying to get along with you.
00:37:42You brought this onto yourself.
00:37:43I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:37:44Right back at you.
00:37:45I fucking hate you.
00:37:46I fucking hate you more.
00:37:47I fucking hate you more!
00:38:17I fucking hate you.
00:38:47Where am I?
00:38:53Who's spooning me?
00:38:57Is that Jake?
00:38:59How drunk was I?
00:39:05Michelangelo?
00:39:06Dog Walker.
00:39:08Oh, I forgot we did that last night.
00:39:13Must have been all those free beers.
00:39:14Uh-huh.
00:39:17We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:39:19I don't know.
00:39:19We had too many drinks, but just forget it ever happened.
00:39:22If that's what you want.
00:39:25Definitely.
00:39:26Um, I have to go to work.
00:39:31I should get up too.
00:39:34Oh, my head.
00:39:35There's Pedialine in the fridge.
00:39:39Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:39:41Of course.
00:39:42My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:39:47Well, you look great.
00:39:49Thanks.
00:39:50I don't feel great.
00:39:52The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:39:56You, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:40:00What's going on?
00:40:03So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:40:07Wait.
00:40:09For the first time?
00:40:10Yeah.
00:40:12We're taking it slow.
00:40:15Michelangelo.
00:40:16The male gigolo.
00:40:17Is taking it slow.
00:40:21Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:40:24And?
00:40:25How was it?
00:40:28Well...
00:40:28Really bad.
00:40:29Right?
00:40:30I knew it.
00:40:31Actually, it was the best sex I ever had.
00:40:34Well, that explains the glow.
00:40:40I am happy for you, sis.
00:40:43Physical chemistry is important.
00:40:46That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:48I don't get it.
00:40:49He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:40:53I feel like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...
00:40:58You get the picture.
00:41:01Hey.
00:41:02Opposites attract.
00:41:05I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:41:09Because you're so different.
00:41:12Something like that.
00:41:21Here it comes.
00:41:23Right on the schedule.
00:41:24Dog walker's in love with me.
00:41:27I'll have to let her down easy.
00:41:29Weird.
00:41:30I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:41:32What was that about?
00:41:43Must be the hangover.
00:41:53Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:41:55Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:57Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:42:19And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:42:42Hey.
00:42:43Hi.
00:42:45Hi.
00:42:47We should talk.
00:42:49We should talk about this.
00:42:53I'm not very good with words.
00:42:54Me neither.
00:42:55But last night I...
00:42:57You don't have to say anything.
00:42:58We both know it was a mistake.
00:43:00And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:43:03Like nothing ever happened.
00:43:05I don't think you understand it.
00:43:06You just listen to me for a second.
00:43:07You don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:43:10I'm a big girl.
00:43:11I've had a one night stand before.
00:43:13I've never been with someone like you before.
00:43:16Okay.
00:43:17I get it.
00:43:17I'm not one of your...
00:43:19Your models or your D-list actresses.
00:43:22You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:43:26I know that if you would take back last night that you would.
00:43:29I mean...
00:43:29Frankly, so would I.
00:43:30Emily, you're driving me nuts.
00:43:32You don't understand.
00:43:33Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:43:36I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:43:40Wait.
00:43:41Did you just call me Amelia?
00:43:45What happened to Dog Walker?
00:43:49I have a confession to make.
00:43:53Last night...
00:43:54I don't know how.
00:43:56I don't know why.
00:43:57That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:44:03Really?
00:44:03Do I look like I'm lying?
00:44:06I'm not a good actor.
00:44:08I could even do reality TV.
00:44:10But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:44:14Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:44:19You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:44:22Amelia.
00:44:24Please.
00:44:24I know you felt it, too.
00:44:33Amelia.
00:44:33Please.
00:44:35Don't act like you didn't feel it, too.
00:44:38I felt it, too.
00:44:43So why are we fighting it?
00:44:46I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:49Me, too.
00:44:49Me, too.
00:44:49Me, too.
00:44:54Me, too.
00:45:20so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:45:28light fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:45:33no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht
00:45:38if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain gets super
00:45:42drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:45:44you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad
00:45:55thanks you know we could actually try this
00:46:00hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything i'm serious the wedding's coming up
00:46:09we could give it a shot you mean like you and me together together
00:46:15why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:46:18oh gucci what's the rush
00:46:34oh hey royce
00:46:41jake how's it going
00:46:44good yeah
00:46:47look the other night was kind of crazy i know i should have told you about michelangelo
00:46:53we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into this
00:46:59is he always like that so aggressive and controlling
00:47:03i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that
00:47:06he was like a caveman lugging home his woman
00:47:08well i am his woman
00:47:10he saw us together and he got jealous
00:47:13and i don't blame him
00:47:15oh my god
00:47:17am i actually sticking up for michelangelo
00:47:19dina volino
00:47:20i didn't mean a pride
00:47:22i just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:47:25i'm here if you need to talk
00:47:27thanks jake but i'm engaged
00:47:31remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:47:35we had a connection
00:47:37you're a cat person
00:47:39it never would have worked
00:47:41come on gucci let's go
00:47:44cats are awesome
00:47:48that was a great presentation
00:47:54the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:47:57you think so
00:47:58maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:48:03oh yeah yeah
00:48:04now listen
00:48:04i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:48:07you mind watching your little brother for me
00:48:09gucci
00:48:10sure
00:48:11but i mean
00:48:12you know dogs are more amelia's specialty
00:48:14yeah but that's how you impress her
00:48:16you invite her for a romantic date
00:48:18at the dog park
00:48:20at the dog park
00:48:20mm-hmm
00:48:21i just texted her
00:48:23it's all set
00:48:24now
00:48:25go get her lover boy
00:48:27so
00:48:38so you just throw it and he brings it back
00:48:41you've never played fetch before
00:48:43it's
00:48:44it's my dad's dog
00:48:46not mine
00:48:46let me try
00:48:49that's okay
00:48:50i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:48:54do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:48:59no
00:49:01i like my work
00:49:03what's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun
00:49:07you're right
00:49:09i should work less
00:49:10if nothing else
00:49:13you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:49:15fetch gucci
00:49:20i've got a big surprise
00:49:26a surprise
00:49:28just wait and see
00:49:30have a good night
00:49:40have a good night mr tino bellino
00:49:40what's that
00:49:47special delivery from
00:49:49masterione's italian deli
00:49:51but gucci
00:49:54what's your favorite prosciutto
00:49:56you know that's awful for dogs
00:50:00right
00:50:00i thought you were
00:50:02off the clock today
00:50:04besides a special occasion
00:50:06i also thought
00:50:09we could use his water bowl
00:50:10to pour a little chianti into
00:50:12okay
00:50:14this is for us
00:50:16why don't you get us a coarse cream
00:50:17what else is in the bag
00:50:19just some
00:50:20imported italian ingredients
00:50:22so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:50:23you can cook
00:50:25that was so good
00:50:40i feel like i just
00:50:42went to italy
00:50:43even though i've never been
00:50:44how did you
00:50:46do this
00:50:47i can't cook at all
00:50:48making italian food
00:50:49is one of my favorite things to do
00:50:51did you learn in culinary school
00:50:52no
00:50:53my mom taught me
00:50:55tell me about her
00:50:57i never told a girl about my mom
00:51:00sorry
00:51:02i don't mean to pray
00:51:03she
00:51:05passed away when i was 11
00:51:06breast cancer
00:51:08but
00:51:10i have a lot of good memories of her
00:51:11she grew up in a little village
00:51:13in tuscany
00:51:14and
00:51:14she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:51:17we'd spend hours in the kitchen
00:51:20just
00:51:20cooking and
00:51:21eating
00:51:21and
00:51:22laughing
00:51:22i still
00:51:25have all of her recipes
00:51:26here
00:51:27handwritten in italian
00:51:29that's really special
00:51:31i miss her
00:51:34this might sound corny but
00:51:37i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:51:41it's not corny
00:51:42but i didn't know you were such a softie
00:51:45just
00:51:47don't tell tmz
00:51:48what about your parents
00:51:50my parents died in a car accident
00:51:53when i was 13
00:51:55it's been me and betsy ever since
00:51:58i'm sorry
00:51:59i just really hope these treatments work
00:52:02i don't want to lose her too
00:52:06i'm sorry
00:52:09your story made me emotional
00:52:10i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:52:12i'll help you
00:52:13no
00:52:14no it's fine
00:52:14i like doing the dishes
00:52:16it relaxes me
00:52:17good
00:52:18because i hate them
00:52:20well then i guess we make a good team
00:52:22is it just the wine
00:52:28or am i really falling for
00:52:30him
00:52:31her
00:52:31you don't want espresso
00:52:35hey
00:52:45hey
00:52:46do you want an espresso
00:52:48i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:50no thank you
00:52:52i mean that i have a morning meeting
00:52:53i'm kind of in a rush
00:52:54okay well
00:52:55don't forget gucci
00:52:56how could i
00:52:57ready bro
00:53:00well let me fix your tie
00:53:02what do you know about ties
00:53:05you wear t-shirts to work
00:53:07and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:53:10touche
00:53:11there you go
00:53:13okay bye
00:53:14bye
00:53:15love you
00:53:19love you too
00:53:20sorry
00:53:30sorry
00:53:30it's reflex
00:53:31i didn't mean to say that
00:53:32me neither
00:53:33too soon
00:53:34talk about it later
00:53:37yeah
00:53:38okay
00:53:40okay
00:53:40ugh
00:53:42could that have been any more awkward
00:53:43and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:53:47look who's here
00:53:53hey
00:53:54my little guy
00:53:55hey little gucci
00:53:57look at this right here
00:53:59huh
00:54:00let's try
00:54:02oh yeah now here's mine
00:54:06right
00:54:06just like that
00:54:08huh
00:54:08yeah
00:54:09even got one for big brother
00:54:11right there
00:54:12there you go
00:54:12come to papa
00:54:14yes my boy
00:54:16all right
00:54:18all right
00:54:18so
00:54:18we gotta talk about this
00:54:20this wedding
00:54:21right
00:54:21this is two weeks off
00:54:22hollywood bowl
00:54:23they're waiting for an answer
00:54:25and i bumped into chris martin
00:54:27on the plane
00:54:28he says the band
00:54:29is free
00:54:30you like cold play
00:54:32right
00:54:32dad
00:54:33we can't have the wedding
00:54:34at the hollywood bowl
00:54:35cool
00:54:36well all right
00:54:38then we'll book
00:54:39the magic castle
00:54:40how about that
00:54:41not too big
00:54:41plenty room for cold play
00:54:43huh
00:54:43dad
00:54:44let's just pump the brakes
00:54:45we cannot plan a wedding
00:54:47like this
00:54:48what
00:54:48something wrong with
00:54:49familia
00:54:50no
00:54:51everything is great
00:54:53it's better than great
00:54:55honestly
00:54:55but we cannot
00:54:57have a big flashy wedding
00:54:59that's
00:55:00our thing
00:55:01it's not Amelia's thing
00:55:03i think it'd make it
00:55:04uncomfortable
00:55:05wow
00:55:07i never thought of that
00:55:08you know you have
00:55:10a very good point
00:55:11yeah
00:55:11i'm very impressed
00:55:14you've never acted like this
00:55:17with any other woman
00:55:18i can't say
00:55:20i've ever felt like this
00:55:21with another girl
00:55:22sounds like you might be
00:55:24falling in love
00:55:25love
00:55:26yeah
00:55:28i don't know
00:55:30he's cute
00:55:33all right
00:55:34all right
00:55:34change the deal
00:55:35gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:55:38all right
00:55:38and then we'll have a nice
00:55:39small intimate affair
00:55:41a wedding
00:55:42with cold play
00:55:44no cold play dad
00:55:45no cold play
00:55:47so
00:55:55it's about my cancer treatment
00:55:58it's not working
00:55:59i know it
00:56:01i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:56:03and i'm cured
00:56:05what
00:56:06you're cured
00:56:08oh
00:56:09congratulations
00:56:11thank you
00:56:13i wasn't expecting it
00:56:15i didn't think i would be cured
00:56:16in only two sessions
00:56:18it only took two sessions
00:56:20i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:56:23maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:56:26what's wrong sis
00:56:28we should be celebrating
00:56:30i brought prosecco
00:56:31no
00:56:33yeah
00:56:33no i'm good
00:56:35yeah
00:56:36amelia
00:56:37i'm your sister
00:56:39you can tell me anything
00:56:40is it michelangelo
00:56:43is everything okay
00:56:45if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:56:48i will take that man thong
00:56:49and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:56:52that it will cut him into
00:56:53it's not michelangelo
00:56:56let's see
00:56:56it's me
00:56:59i have to tell you something
00:57:02i cannot believe
00:57:08that they convinced you to do
00:57:09an arranged marriage
00:57:11what is this game of thrones
00:57:14it's the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:57:16and you know that i would do anything for you
00:57:18actually
00:57:20he's not that bad
00:57:23i kinda like him
00:57:26yeah
00:57:27babe
00:57:28that's called stockholm syndrome
00:57:29we need to get you out of there
00:57:31betsy
00:57:32i have
00:57:34real feelings for him
00:57:36but
00:57:37what about the tabloid stories
00:57:40you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:57:43they banned him
00:57:45for life
00:57:46you'll never go to epcot
00:57:47he's not actually like the stories
00:57:50or
00:57:51at least not to me
00:57:53he's only acting like that to get into your pants amelia
00:57:57if you marry michelangelo
00:58:00he will make your life a living hell
00:58:03what if you meet him
00:58:06yeah
00:58:07meet him
00:58:08maybe he'll change your mind
00:58:10maybe
00:58:10maybe you'll actually like him
00:58:12don't count on it
00:58:13please
00:58:14me
00:58:15just give him a chance
00:58:16fine
00:58:18yes
00:58:20only one
00:58:21yes
00:58:21you won't regret it
00:58:25i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:58:26you better bring the whole bottle
00:58:31thank you for making dinner
00:58:36of course
00:58:37i'm glad she's cancer free
00:58:39we need to celebrate
00:58:40michelangelo
00:58:44you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:58:48right
00:58:48you mean besides me
00:58:49i'm serious
00:58:50it's really important to me that you two get along
00:58:53have a glass of wine
00:58:55tonight's gonna be great
00:58:58it's enormous
00:59:09it's enormous
00:59:09why would anybody need so much room
00:59:14it's nice to see you too sis
00:59:18nice to finally meet you
00:59:21let's see
00:59:22let's see
00:59:22hmm
00:59:23so
00:59:25this is the
00:59:26infamous
00:59:28uh michelangelo
00:59:30how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:59:35$96 Dom Perignon
00:59:37Amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:59:39yeah
00:59:40sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:59:43it's worth more than my car
00:59:44why would anybody spend that much on a drink
00:59:46$8.99 at ralph's
00:59:50it's delicious
00:59:51this was made in france
00:59:54sorry
00:59:55can't touch that stuff
00:59:57so
00:59:58who wants a drink
01:00:00okay
01:00:09you hardly touch your food
01:00:23it's a little too rich for me
01:00:27mine tastes great
01:00:30so michelangelo
01:00:33i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
01:00:38you don't mind do you
01:00:40fire away
01:00:41so i know you two have been having your
01:00:45fun
01:00:47um
01:00:48but
01:00:49what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off
01:00:54i don't think it's going to
01:00:56that's cute and all
01:00:59but
01:00:59what about her career
01:01:01are you gonna support her
01:01:02or kids
01:01:04what's your stance on that
01:01:04or are you just gonna
01:01:06jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
01:01:09betsy
01:01:10look
01:01:11i know i have a past
01:01:13but
01:01:14i'm committed to it
01:01:16we haven't talked about kids but
01:01:18i'm open to anything
01:01:19see michelangelo that's my point
01:01:21you two are getting married
01:01:23and you barely know each other
01:01:25we know
01:01:26easy betsy
01:01:28i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:01:32and if you really cared about amelia
01:01:34you would give her the time
01:01:37and what makes you such an expert
01:01:38i don't see a ring on your finger
01:01:41michelangelo
01:01:42you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:01:45it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her
01:01:47she gets it from you
01:01:48are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia
01:01:51you started it
01:01:53why don't we all just
01:02:00calm down
01:02:01betsy's just looking out for my best interest
01:02:03no
01:02:04she's alone and miserable
01:02:06and trying to drag you down with her
01:02:07that's not fair michelangelo
01:02:09she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:02:11you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:02:13and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:02:17you know what
01:02:17you can't talk to betsy like that
01:02:19that's my sister
01:02:20she just survived cancer
01:02:21that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:02:27this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:02:30not to me
01:02:31you know maybe she should be concerned
01:02:33i don't like this side of you
01:02:34see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:02:37but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:02:39you told her
01:02:41she's my sister
01:02:42i don't care that violates our agreement
01:02:44oh is that all i am to you
01:02:46a contractual agreement
01:02:47some kind of obligation
01:02:48it's not what i meant
01:02:50it came out wrong amelia
01:02:51i love you
01:02:53you love me
01:02:55don't listen to him
01:02:57he doesn't even know what that means
01:02:58shut the fuck up
01:02:59you know what
01:03:01maybe she was right
01:03:02i shouldn't have signed that contract
01:03:04it's over
01:03:04we need to get out of here
01:03:12i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:03:17emilia
01:03:22i know this is hard to hear
01:03:24but
01:03:26you did the right thing
01:03:28you do so much better than him
01:03:30yeah
01:03:32but he isn't a monster
01:03:34i shouldn't have said that
01:03:36we can talk about it on the road
01:03:38get packing
01:03:39and if we leave now
01:03:41we can get to mexico by dawn
01:03:42lay low for a bit
01:03:43mexico
01:03:44or canada
01:03:45whatever
01:03:46it's that
01:03:47or stay here
01:03:48and get sued
01:03:48by the dino lovinos
01:03:50or worse
01:03:52i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:03:55i mean
01:03:55i only told you about the contract
01:03:58it's not like i told the media
01:03:59you don't know that
01:04:01we're
01:04:03liabilities
01:04:04loose ends
01:04:05you should listen to more true crime podcast
01:04:07get rid of that thing
01:04:13they could be tracking us right now
01:04:15yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other night
01:04:20see
01:04:22he could have a sniper on us
01:04:25it's romulus
01:04:29hey romulus
01:04:31what
01:04:32what do you mean gucci's missing
01:04:35you came
01:04:48against my better judgment
01:04:51i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:04:54i've just been busy
01:04:56but
01:04:56it's over with now
01:04:59you should
01:05:01punish me for straying
01:05:03you make me sick
01:05:06i make me sick
01:05:08nice
01:05:17underwear
01:05:19it's a great craftsmanship
01:05:22okay
01:05:27let's get this over with
01:05:29is that all you have to say
01:05:33do you even realize how hot i am
01:05:37i'm
01:05:37sorry
01:05:38chantel
01:05:40i thought i wanted this
01:05:43but i don't
01:05:46i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:05:49amelia broke up with me
01:05:54it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:06:01never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair i am fucking devastated
01:06:08and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:06:12and she just wanted to come back to me
01:06:15amelia
01:06:25hi dad
01:06:27gucci's gone
01:06:30i'll be right there
01:06:37what
01:06:38well i only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:06:47we're practically in the house and they're all of a sudden
01:06:50they're all of a sudden
01:06:51he just shot off like a rocket
01:06:53i've been shot off like a rocket
01:06:55i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:06:59but he won't
01:07:00come back
01:07:03we can help you find him
01:07:06well we can help you find him
01:07:09yeah
01:07:10right
01:07:11yeah
01:07:13right
01:07:14good thanks
01:07:17good
01:07:17gucci
01:07:19good thanks
01:07:20good
01:07:20gucci
01:07:21this better not be a trap
01:07:23just come on
01:07:24better not be a trap
01:07:26just come on
01:07:27gucci
01:07:30gucci
01:07:31gucci
01:07:32gucci
01:07:32gucci
01:07:33gucci
01:07:33gucci
01:07:33hey hey hey where's becalangelo
01:07:34huh i thought you were both together why isn't he here with you
01:07:37oh um he's sorry i'm late dad
01:07:40where were you i had to stop for late night delivery at mastriani's
01:07:45gucci's favorite prosciutto this doesn't ring out of hiding nothing will
01:07:49smart move dude here ladies take a piece of this prosciutto here that's it dad
01:07:56gucci
01:07:57gucci
01:07:58gucci
01:07:59gucci
01:08:12gucci
01:08:13gucci
01:08:15gucci
01:08:16gucci
01:08:17gucci
01:08:18gucci
01:08:19gucci
01:08:20gucci
01:08:21gucci
01:08:22gucci
01:08:23gucci
01:08:24gucci
01:08:25Don't give up, Dad. He's just off having a little adventure.
01:08:28Keep looking. He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:08:32See? They're not going to kill us.
01:08:34I do have to admit, though, I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:08:39He's really there for his dad.
01:08:42His dad's dog.
01:08:44So you approve now?
01:08:46They didn't say that.
01:08:49Gucci!
01:08:50Gucci, my boy's back.
01:09:03Okay, okay.
01:09:05I'm a little closer to approving.
01:09:08I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:09:21A little.
01:09:23It's okay. Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:09:28They just leave out part of the story.
01:09:31Amelia, can we talk?
01:09:33Can we talk?
01:09:33Please.
01:09:40Amelia, can we talk?
01:09:44Please.
01:09:46Okay.
01:09:55Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:09:59I shouldn't have attacked your sister, and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:10:08I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:10:14Thanks for saying that.
01:10:17I needed to hear that.
01:10:20And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:10:23You're not one.
01:10:24I'm still learning new things about you.
01:10:29Most of them are good.
01:10:31I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:10:35I'm not.
01:10:38You're not? What do you mean?
01:10:42Amelia, this might sound crazy, but...
01:10:46I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:10:48And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together.
01:10:55I want to know that our love is real.
01:11:00Dad.
01:11:01What is it, son?
01:11:03I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:11:07Why, son?
01:11:08Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:11:10And not because of some legal obligation.
01:11:17But because she wants to.
01:11:24Consider our contract null and void.
01:11:33Amelia.
01:11:35What will it be?
01:11:38Will you marry me?
01:11:39Will you marry me?
01:11:46Yes.
01:11:47I'll marry you.
01:12:03You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:12:06And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:12:09Look at me.
01:12:11I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:12:15All right.
01:12:15All right.
01:12:16You two.
01:12:17That's enough.
01:12:17All right.
01:12:18We spent this whole night together.
01:12:20Come over to my place.
01:12:22All right.
01:12:22We'll have a nice breakfast.
01:12:24Italian style.
01:12:26Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:12:28I think I can get used to it.
01:12:30And then we can all discuss the wedding.
01:12:33All right.
01:12:33I want to hear from everybody involved.
01:12:36Especially Coldplay.
01:12:38We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:12:40It was worth a try.
01:12:41And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:13:09Michelangelo?
01:13:13Amelia.
01:13:13Even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:13:21I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time and not just about dogs.
01:13:27I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:13:35I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:13:43And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:14:01Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.
01:14:06I love you so much.
01:14:08I never thought I would end up with a former man-thong model, but here we are.
01:14:21Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:14:26Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:14:28I love you so much.
01:14:58Thanks.
01:15:04I'm Betsy, Amelia's sister.
01:15:07I'm Jake, another dog walker.
01:15:10It's crazy, you know, given my sister, but I've always been more of a cat person.
01:15:16Me too!
01:15:17Woo!
01:15:18Woo-hoo-hoo!
01:15:19Oh, clap.
01:15:21Woo-hoo!
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