- 2 days ago
Category
✨
PeopleTranscript
00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry some piece of dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Here, place your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying at a dog house.
00:00:12Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience to school.
00:00:23Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:00Wait.
00:01:01What are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:01:06Oh, fine!
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit!
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance!
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare!
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract!
00:01:21For an arranged marriage!
00:01:22Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:26You are such a simpleton!
00:01:28Oh!
00:01:30Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:32Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:34I tried to get along with you.
00:01:35You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:36I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:01:37Right back at you!
00:01:38I fucking hate you!
00:01:39I fucking hate you!
00:01:40I fucking hate you more!
00:01:41I like that!
00:01:42I like that!
00:01:43I like that!
00:01:44I like that!
00:01:45I like that!
00:01:48I like that!
00:01:50You're dead!
00:01:51I like that!
00:02:06So you were arrested?
00:02:07arrested again to be fair there is a fence around that reservoir it says here
00:02:19that you broke in using bolt cutters if I had known you invited me over here to
00:02:25lecture me I wouldn't
00:02:37you know every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy it reflects on me reflects on the company
00:03:02that your mother and I built with our bare hands the same one that pays for your ridiculous
00:03:08lifestyle I make my own money see see underwear modeling Lord I am the spokesperson for man
00:03:17though that means free underwear for life for life some parents will be proud yeah other parents
00:03:24will be prouder if you went to your real job now and then you are next up to be CEO
00:03:29at Dino Verlino Cosmetics now how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian huh
00:03:36all right don't forget the meeting this afternoon all right and don't be late
00:03:41bye dad
00:03:44excuse me
00:03:55hello my Gucci why won't Michelangelo just grow up huh he used to settle down and find himself a
00:04:11nice girl huh like you Amelia good one Romulus
00:04:17you
00:04:25these are great I still don't have what I'm looking for do you guys mind staying a little
00:04:40longer no problem cool let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print
00:04:45hi Michaelangelo
00:04:52Chantal nice to meet you I couldn't notice how hot you are I've got tickets to the premiere
00:05:01hold that thought hey dad where the hell were you dad I'm in a photo shoot you're supposed to be at the office
00:05:14Geppetto came here all the way from Milano I can meet him later now he's back on the plane again
00:05:21well you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot
00:05:23Michelangelo you are 31 years old you got to stop acting like an idiot teenager you could be running
00:05:29the world's largest cosmetic company right now you interned you you went to business school you
00:05:35you have potential okay but you say you want to be the CEO well you're gonna have to prove it
00:05:41because so far I ain't seen the ante from you
00:05:45hey you okay yeah but I'd be a lot better if you'd go out
00:05:57so it's a really rare form of cancer luckily my doctors did catch it early
00:06:20oh my god there is an experimental treatment but it's really expensive and my insurance doesn't cover it
00:06:29don't worry about that I have money saved I'll find the rest we will figure this out okay
00:06:36we're gonna get through this together
00:06:39thank you
00:06:40yeah
00:06:41ciao gucci did you have a good walk
00:06:57what's wrong
00:07:01I'm sorry
00:07:08this forget about it I'm sorry about your sister
00:07:11the treatments are just really expensive I have a savings for my doggy daycare my dream but
00:07:19it's only enough for one treatment and who knows how many she's gonna need
00:07:26Betsy practically raised us after our parents passed I would do anything for her
00:07:33I amelia I think I might know how to get you that money you do hmm come back tonight and
00:07:44uh
00:07:45make something nice
00:07:47oh
00:07:49oh
00:07:58Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:03Except for the dog hair.
00:08:05Well, come with me.
00:08:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:10Are they from Italy?
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Wow.
00:08:13Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well, Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.
00:08:21I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:08:24Yeah.
00:08:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:27I'm a dog walker.
00:08:29Don't be so defensive.
00:08:31I wasn't.
00:08:36Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:44I'm really happy.
00:08:46Arrivederci, huh?
00:08:55Do you want to do me a favor?
00:08:57What, exactly?
00:09:10How does it look?
00:09:11Not half bad.
00:09:13I mean, it's fine.
00:09:15Whatever.
00:09:16Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:22Or not.
00:09:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:25You work for my dad.
00:09:26You have to do what I say.
00:09:28You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:30Just a few more pictures.
00:09:32I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:34I don't need Tinder.
00:09:36I'm an underwear model.
00:09:37My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:40Whatever.
00:09:46Pour me another.
00:09:48I told you, I'm...
00:09:49Now!
00:09:49Fine.
00:09:59See?
00:10:00Dog walker.
00:10:01That wasn't so hard.
00:10:02What the fuck?
00:10:07This is fucking product!
00:10:12Oh!
00:10:13Asshole!
00:10:14You crazy bitch!
00:10:18Amelia!
00:10:19Whoa!
00:10:20What's wrong?
00:10:20I asked her to pour me another drink, and she flipped out!
00:10:25I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.
00:10:27I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:28No, no, no, please.
00:10:28I apologize.
00:10:30My son, he's just immature.
00:10:32All right?
00:10:33And that's why I invited you to put forward it.
00:10:37Please.
00:10:37All right?
00:10:38Just have a seat.
00:10:39All right?
00:10:40And I promise, he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:10:43Won't you, son?
00:10:44So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:51Hmm.
00:10:52Yeah.
00:10:52And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:01I want the business.
00:11:03I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:12Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:15No.
00:11:16You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:19What?
00:11:19What?
00:11:22Romulus, what are you saying?
00:11:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:30Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:32Well, Angelo, but you have to grow up before you can run out of business.
00:11:37And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:40We're not even a match.
00:11:42We hate each other.
00:11:43At least I do.
00:11:44Obviously.
00:11:44I see.
00:11:45There's something uncommon already.
00:11:48Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:11:52We were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:57She sure drove me crazy when we first met.
00:11:59Yeah, I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:03But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:10Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:14I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:17Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:20Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:12:22if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:29What's it gonna be?
00:12:34What's it gonna be?
00:12:37Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:40For Betsy.
00:12:45Well, Angelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:49If you're not gonna agree to marry her,
00:12:52then you're gonna lose the business.
00:12:55And you're also gonna lose your inheritance.
00:12:58What the hell, Dad?
00:13:02Fuck it.
00:13:03Fine.
00:13:04I'll do it.
00:13:05Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:08The lorries have already, uh, drafted the contract, and, son, we are gonna need some champagne.
00:13:15Right?
00:13:16Right, my mom.
00:13:16Yeah.
00:13:16Try and make yourself look decent.
00:13:18You will be engaged for a period of 30 days, followed by a wedding planned by me, and I'll tell you, it's gonna be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:29Well, I hope the Halloween bowl's not booked.
00:13:33Anyway, uh, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:13:39Look, there's nothing wrong with, uh, an arranged marriage, but, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:45That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:51Sure.
00:13:52All right.
00:13:53Sign in.
00:14:12Salute to the new couple.
00:14:14So, your place or mine?
00:14:27I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:29Fine.
00:14:30Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:41So this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:44It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:49Ugh.
00:14:49Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:04What was this?
00:15:06Put it in the trash.
00:15:07This isn't trash.
00:15:08These are my sisters.
00:15:09She's an artist.
00:15:10So put them in your room.
00:15:12I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:14Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:15Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:17That's man thong.
00:15:19It's trademarked.
00:15:24Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:26If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, we'll throw it all in the fireplace.
00:15:28It's electric.
00:15:30Oh, by the way, this is gonna work.
00:15:40You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:43Gee, thanks.
00:15:44Welcome.
00:15:52You're getting married?
00:15:54Shh, Betsy.
00:15:56Don't tell the whole world.
00:15:57Sorry, Amelia.
00:15:59It's just...
00:16:00It's not like you.
00:16:02You're saying we're...
00:16:03reserved.
00:16:05Safe.
00:16:06Like, I always taught you.
00:16:10Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:15And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:19So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:22Michelangelo?
00:16:23The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:25No.
00:16:27Michelangelo...
00:16:28Dino Valeno?
00:16:29Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:31Michelangelo Dino Valeno?
00:16:33Shh.
00:16:34Socialite Networks, like, start a hundred canceled Bravo shows?
00:16:42How did you even meet?
00:16:44His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:47It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:51He's so toxic.
00:16:55Speak of the devil.
00:16:57Oh, yeah.
00:16:59You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:02This is a doctor's office.
00:17:04Amelia.
00:17:08Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:11Doctor's ready.
00:17:13We'll talk about this later.
00:17:22I'm sorry.
00:17:23I'm sorry.
00:17:23I'm sorry.
00:17:24I'm sorry.
00:17:25I'm sorry.
00:17:26I'm sorry.
00:17:27I'm sorry.
00:17:28I'm sorry.
00:17:29I'm sorry.
00:17:30I'm sorry.
00:17:31I'm sorry.
00:17:32I'm sorry.
00:17:36You ready to get wet, baby?
00:17:39We're already wet.
00:17:40Where did that come from?
00:18:10Nice place.
00:18:24I love the artwork.
00:18:26Thanks.
00:18:27Finally.
00:18:28Ooh, good taste.
00:18:31Oh, I'm good.
00:18:33You had plenty of dinner.
00:18:35Far from me.
00:18:40You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:18:56Who are you?
00:18:58Who are you?
00:19:00Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:04Amelia.
00:19:06Whatever.
00:19:07Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:08I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:10This is my house?
00:19:12We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:15Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:18You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:20What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:22He's jealous.
00:19:24Jealous?
00:19:25I'm not jealous.
00:19:28Sweet dreams.
00:19:30I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:38How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:41Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:43See you later.
00:19:56And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:19:58Sorry.
00:19:59I had one too many to drink.
00:20:00It won't happen again.
00:20:01You better not.
00:20:02How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:14Not now.
00:20:15My head's killing me.
00:20:16We need to talk about last night.
00:20:17how's the hangover roomie not now my head's killing me we need to talk about last night
00:20:30no what we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries
00:20:33i don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos monogamy wasn't in the contract
00:20:39but your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage and you made it
00:20:42pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me fine i'll have her sign an
00:20:46nda just give me my phone my sister needs this money michelangelo and if the paparazzi find out
00:20:53about this then the contract is violated then neither of us get what we want yeah no shit
00:20:58i'm serious don't screw this up i've been dealing with paparazzi since i was a teenager i know what
00:21:07i'm doing dog walker and just so we're clear i will fuck whoever i want whenever i want
00:21:13fine do whatever you want sorry it's a bit harsh just really
00:21:22hung over
00:21:25that could have gone better
00:21:28hey baby you know you don't have to keep working amelia you're rich now i know i like it oh it's good to hear you know i just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son tell me uh how are things going between the two of you huh oh fine yeah we're still getting to know each other
00:21:55all right
00:21:56all right well give him time all right oh and listen he is not as bad as tmz says all right
00:22:02look i i promise
00:22:03i wouldn't be so sure
00:22:05yeah you're right
00:22:07well we'll see you later
00:22:09yeah
00:22:09come on gucci
00:22:11come on
00:22:12bye gucci
00:22:13hey amelia
00:22:17hey jake
00:22:18gucci no
00:22:20royce
00:22:21it's a bad dog but i'm not actually mad about this it's to see you up close for once
00:22:29yeah same here
00:22:30sorry gucci's um a bit crazy his whole family actually all these rich people are nuts i should make a reality show
00:22:47real dog owners of beverly hills
00:22:52do you want to walk together let these two get to know each other
00:22:56yeah i'd like that
00:23:02so how long have you been a dog walker
00:23:06a couple months i like it
00:23:08i had a bunch of terrible gigs before barista
00:23:12uber driver delivery guy
00:23:15movie extra
00:23:17you were in a movie
00:23:18actually it was a toothpaste commercial
00:23:20just trying to impress you
00:23:21how about you
00:23:23how long you been doing this
00:23:25i don't know i my whole life i guess
00:23:27it started as a summer job and then i turned it into my own business
00:23:31i want to open a doggy daycare someday
00:23:34wow
00:23:35i guess you really like dogs
00:23:37well they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes
00:23:40if you want to hang out with this human sometime
00:23:45my band's playing at the echoplex tonight
00:23:48do you want to go?
00:23:50i have to admit i had a crush on you
00:23:54you did?
00:23:56yeah
00:23:58i still do
00:24:00he's cute
00:24:04i wish he'd asked me out before i got legally engaged
00:24:07then again that fuckboy has been out having fun
00:24:11i'd love to go to the concert
00:24:16hell yeah
00:24:19i mean uh
00:24:20regular
00:24:21yeah
00:24:23i know it's risky
00:24:25but
00:24:26i'm not a socialite like michelangelo
00:24:28i won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show
00:24:32hey what's your ring?
00:24:35um
00:24:36it's
00:24:37just a class ring
00:24:38from high school
00:24:40looks pretty big
00:24:42it was a big school
00:24:44public schools
00:24:45am i right?
00:24:51i mean it kinda
00:24:52looks like an engagement ring
00:24:54me?
00:24:55engaged?
00:24:56no
00:24:57are you kidding?
00:24:58i'm 24
00:24:59i'm practically still a baby
00:25:00i mean i should be
00:25:01wearing diapers
00:25:02crawling around drooling
00:25:04nope
00:25:05single and ready to mingle
00:25:07okay
00:25:11royce pooped
00:25:12i should pick it up
00:25:14where?
00:25:15i don't see it
00:25:16just over there
00:25:24do i have to wear a suit everyday?
00:25:25of course
00:25:27it's an office
00:25:28you wanna be ceo
00:25:29you gotta look the part
00:25:30you mean like
00:25:31you look like
00:25:32Willy Wonka without the chocolate factor?
00:25:35very funny
00:25:36you know i'm retiring next year
00:25:38yes i know
00:25:39yeah
00:25:40that means you gotta get up to speed
00:25:41rapidamente
00:25:42so today you're gonna be my shadow
00:25:43you'll be my extra hands
00:25:44and we got a lot to do
00:25:46can i get starbucks first?
00:25:47fuck no
00:25:48come on dad
00:25:49come on dad
00:25:58wow
00:26:02oh my goodness
00:26:03are you okay?
00:26:04hi
00:26:05hi
00:26:06i'm michelangelo
00:26:12you're engaged remember
00:26:15and this is our new palette
00:26:18it's matt's collection
00:26:20he really liked these colors
00:26:21so we did them twice
00:26:22um
00:26:23but yeah
00:26:24that's
00:26:25presentation
00:26:26for me
00:26:27michelangelo
00:26:36what dad?
00:26:39what a day dad
00:26:40it's not even lunch time yet
00:26:41look at you
00:26:42you got so lazy
00:26:43just sitting around
00:26:44taking pictures of yourself
00:26:45all the time
00:26:46just stick with it
00:26:48will you kid?
00:26:49hard work does pay off
00:26:50let me just look at Amelia
00:26:51what about her?
00:26:53she comes from nothing son
00:26:55nobody taught her
00:26:56how to run a business
00:26:57but she just worked hard
00:26:58and now
00:27:00well now she earns money
00:27:01doing what she loves
00:27:02i guess that's impressive
00:27:04yeah i see
00:27:05i see it is
00:27:06i hope she rubs off on you a little
00:27:08you know?
00:27:09i just hope i don't get that uptight
00:27:17break's over
00:27:18well not too bad huh?
00:27:36one day down
00:27:37forty more years to go
00:27:39now this is the time
00:27:43when you go home with Amelia
00:27:46you talk about the day's work
00:27:48raise you closer together
00:27:50comfort each other
00:27:51just like your mom and i
00:27:52used to do
00:27:55you know i'm thinking
00:27:57it's time for the world
00:27:58to meet Amelia
00:28:01tonight
00:28:03tonight?
00:28:04shit
00:28:05when am i gonna tell Chantel?
00:28:06i promise we'd netflix a bang tonight
00:28:08the l.a zoo fundraiser
00:28:10lights, camera, red carpet
00:28:12perfect time to announce our lovely new addition
00:28:14to the Dino Verdea
00:28:17now
00:28:18don't you think it's a bit
00:28:20soon dad? i mean
00:28:21we just signed the contract
00:28:23what's the matter?
00:28:24you know
00:28:25you two are getting along aren't you?
00:28:26yeah
00:28:27yeah
00:28:28just really starting to
00:28:29warm up to each other
00:28:31alright so it's all settled
00:28:32i'll see you at eight o'clock tonight
00:28:34in the limo
00:28:35and
00:28:36don't be late
00:28:40bye dad
00:28:41so
00:28:52remind me
00:28:54why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:57because i want to do something nice
00:28:59for my favorite big sister
00:29:01and
00:29:02and
00:29:04you know i never splurge on stuff like this
00:29:06but since i'm part of the Dina Lavino family now
00:29:09i think i can afford to let my hair down
00:29:12you better not let that hair down
00:29:14sorry
00:29:15just an expression
00:29:24how's it going in there?
00:29:25i'm coming out
00:29:36is that bad?
00:29:37i've
00:29:38i've
00:29:39never seen a dog walker
00:29:40look
00:29:41this hot
00:29:42by that dress
00:29:44ASAP
00:29:49leave me alone party boy
00:29:50i've got my own function tonight
00:30:07what are you looking at?
00:30:20you're spilling all over yourself
00:30:21thanks
00:30:22uh...
00:30:23um...
00:30:24i...
00:30:25i...
00:30:26i...
00:30:27did you forget my name?
00:30:28no...
00:30:29it's just...
00:30:30something...
00:30:31different...
00:30:32did you change your hair?
00:30:33why do you care?
00:30:34the manwhorehouse is yours tonight
00:30:36i'm going out
00:30:37i just forgot my charger
00:30:38awesome
00:30:39thanks
00:30:40i'm taking this
00:30:41wait i've been calling you
00:30:42we're supposed to go to a fundraiser
00:30:43i told you i'm busy
00:30:44hold on
00:30:45hold on
00:30:46amelia
00:30:47all right
00:30:48hey
00:30:49look who's right on time
00:30:51nice
00:30:52where's amelia?
00:30:53she's sick
00:30:54she can't make it
00:30:55whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
00:30:57no
00:30:58if you're fiance
00:30:59i'm taking this
00:31:00i'm taking this
00:31:01wait i've been calling you
00:31:02we're supposed to go to a fundraiser
00:31:03i told you i'm busy
00:31:04hold on
00:31:05amelia
00:31:06all right
00:31:08hey
00:31:09look who's right on time
00:31:10nice
00:31:11where's amelia
00:31:12she's sick
00:31:13she can't make it
00:31:14whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
00:31:15no
00:31:16if your fiance is sick
00:31:17you know you can't go out and party
00:31:18hey
00:31:19yeah you gotta stay home with her
00:31:20give her some
00:31:21give her some nice soup
00:31:22all right
00:31:23i'll catch both of you for the next one
00:31:24tell amelia that i hope she feels better soon
00:31:26poor thing
00:31:27okay dad
00:31:28see you in the office
00:31:29stupid dog walker
00:31:44tricking me with her makeover
00:31:46i'll teach her to mess with my plans
00:31:55hey
00:31:56it's michael angelo dino avino
00:31:58you still track people
00:32:15wow
00:32:16amelia
00:32:17hi
00:32:19you look like you just walked off a runway
00:32:21without a dog
00:32:23sorry
00:32:24i don't come to concerts often
00:32:26i kinda panicked
00:32:27no worries
00:32:28i should've mentioned this is more of a five dollar beer kind of place
00:32:31yeah
00:32:32but
00:32:33you're drinking for free tonight
00:32:34talk to the bartender
00:32:36wow
00:32:37you had good treatment
00:32:38you look like one
00:32:40thanks dad
00:32:43hey
00:32:44lover boy
00:32:45we're on
00:32:47gotta go
00:32:48find me in the green room after
00:32:50hope you like it
00:32:51break a leg
00:32:54thank you
00:32:55break a leg
00:32:56love your boy
00:32:58no
00:33:02i can't see you going
00:33:04you know what i want babe
00:33:06all the little things that i'm not showing you know what i want babe
00:33:12Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:33:24Good. Nothing from Michelangelo. Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:33:30One more, please.
00:33:35But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:33:42Jake, you guys are great.
00:33:48You really think so?
00:33:50I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:33:52The who?
00:33:54You don't know the strokes.
00:33:58Are they older?
00:34:00I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:02It's alright. Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:34:06You want something to drink?
00:34:08Yeah. Thank you.
00:34:12So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:18Since I was 13.
00:34:20Played in bands all through high school and college, but...
00:34:22I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:34:24That's awesome.
00:34:26And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:34:30You're gonna quit dog walking? I thought you liked it.
00:34:36I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:34:40I don't even like dogs that much. I'm more of a cat person.
00:34:44A cat person?
00:34:46A cat person?
00:34:50Who doesn't like dogs?
00:34:52Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:34:54I don't wanna talk about work tonight.
00:34:56I just wanna relax.
00:34:58Have a good time.
00:35:00You're beautiful, you know that?
00:35:02I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:35:06Now I'm not sure.
00:35:08We have nothing in common.
00:35:10Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:12What the heck? I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:35:18Michelangelo had his fun.
00:35:20Now I can have mine.
00:35:35Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:35:38What's going on?
00:35:40That's Michelangelo Dina Lavino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:35:44He's not.
00:35:45You coming with me, dog walker?
00:35:47Don't make me get the leash.
00:35:48What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:35:50Back off, dude.
00:35:52Back off.
00:35:53Grubby little hipster.
00:35:54She's my fiance.
00:35:56So that was an engagement ring?
00:35:58Jake, I can explain.
00:36:01Let's go.
00:36:03I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:36:05I'm not, Jake.
00:36:10This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:36:17And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:36:19I can't believe you did that after your high and mighty speech.
00:36:26You're such a hypocrite.
00:36:28Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:36:30Just an Italian American psycho.
00:36:33I'm not following you around.
00:36:36You know what? I get it.
00:36:37You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:36:40Oh, me jealous?
00:36:42Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:36:45Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:36:48I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:36:50I have a name.
00:36:52Wait, what are you doing?
00:36:53That is an original.
00:36:54I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:57Oh, fine.
00:36:58I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:01I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:37:04They're treating me like shit.
00:37:06That's from the Renaissance.
00:37:08You are history's worst nightmare.
00:37:10I tried to make this work with you.
00:37:12We signed a contract.
00:37:13For an arranged marriage.
00:37:14Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:18You are such a simpleton.
00:37:22Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:24Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:26I tried to get along with you.
00:37:28You brought this on to yourself.
00:37:29I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:37:31Right back at you.
00:37:33I fucking hate you.
00:37:35I fucking hate you more.
00:38:05Got it.
00:38:06I'm not a bad chance.
00:38:07We should be woo for you.
00:38:08Let me go.
00:38:09I guess that's all why you do a great job.
00:38:10Let me give you time.
00:38:12I'm not gonna win two minutes.
00:38:15But the apologized, we're all right.
00:38:17Just stay up.
00:38:31We'll have fun.
00:38:33Where am I?
00:38:42Who's spooning me?
00:38:45Is that Jake?
00:38:47How drunk was I?
00:38:54Michelangelo?
00:38:55Dog Walker.
00:38:57Oh.
00:38:58I forgot we did that last night.
00:39:00It must have been all those free beers.
00:39:03Uh-huh.
00:39:05We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:39:08We got too many drinks.
00:39:09We just forget it ever happened.
00:39:11If that's what you want.
00:39:14Definitely.
00:39:15Um, I have to go to work.
00:39:20I should get up, too.
00:39:23Oh, my head.
00:39:25There's Pedialite in the fridge.
00:39:28Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:39:30Of course.
00:39:31My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:39:36Well, you look great.
00:39:37Thanks.
00:39:39I don't feel great.
00:39:41The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:39:45You, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:39:49What's going on?
00:39:53So...
00:39:54Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:39:56Wait.
00:39:58For the first time?
00:40:00Yeah.
00:40:01We're taking it slow.
00:40:04Michelangelo.
00:40:05The male gigolo.
00:40:06Is taking it slow.
00:40:09Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:40:12And?
00:40:14How was it?
00:40:16Well...
00:40:17Really bad.
00:40:18Right?
00:40:19I knew it.
00:40:20Actually...
00:40:20It was the best sex I ever had.
00:40:25Well, that explains the glow.
00:40:29I am happy for you, sis.
00:40:32Physical chemistry is important.
00:40:34That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:36I don't get it.
00:40:38He and I are nothing alike.
00:40:40And yet, he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:40:42I feel like...
00:40:43Like an arcade game.
00:40:44And he just keeps getting the high score.
00:40:45Again and again and...
00:40:47You get the picture.
00:40:50Hey.
00:40:53Opposite's a truck.
00:40:54I mean...
00:40:55That's why you guys love each other so much.
00:40:58Because you're so different.
00:41:01Something like that.
00:41:01I don't know.
00:41:06Here comes.
00:41:11Right on the schedule.
00:41:13Dog walker's in love with me.
00:41:16I'll have to let her down easy.
00:41:18Weird.
00:41:19I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:41:31What was that about?
00:41:32Must be the hangover.
00:41:36Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:41:44Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:58Hey.
00:41:59Unfortunately, something came up.
00:42:01I can't make it tonight.
00:42:02Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:42:08And why hasn't she...
00:42:10Texted me yet?
00:42:10Texted me yet.
00:42:11Texted me yet.
00:42:12Texted me yet.
00:42:13Texted me yet.
00:42:14Texted me yet.
00:42:15Texted me yet.
00:42:16Texted me yet.
00:42:17Texted me yet.
00:42:18Texted me yet.
00:42:19Texted me yet.
00:42:20Texted me yet.
00:42:21Texted me yet.
00:42:22Texted me yet.
00:42:23Texted me yet.
00:42:24Texted me yet.
00:42:25Texted me yet.
00:42:26Texted me yet.
00:42:27Texted me yet.
00:42:28Texted me yet.
00:42:29Texted me yet.
00:42:30Texted me yet.
00:42:31Texted me yet.
00:42:32Texted me yet.
00:42:33Texted me yet.
00:42:34Texted me yet.
00:42:35Texted me yet.
00:42:36Texted me yet.
00:42:37Texted me yet.
00:42:38Texted me yet.
00:42:39I'm not very good with words.
00:42:43Me neither.
00:42:44But last night, I...
00:42:46You don't have to say anything.
00:42:47We both know it was a mistake.
00:42:49And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:42:52Like nothing ever happened.
00:42:54I don't think you understand it.
00:42:55You just listen to me for a second.
00:42:56Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:42:59I'm a big girl.
00:43:00I've had a one-night stand before.
00:43:02I've never been with someone like you before.
00:43:05Okay, I get it.
00:43:06I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:43:11You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:43:15I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:43:18Frankly, so would I.
00:43:19Amelia, you're driving me nuts.
00:43:21You don't understand.
00:43:22Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:43:25I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:43:29Wait, did you just call me Amelia?
00:43:34What happened to Dog Walker?
00:43:36I have a confession to make.
00:43:42Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why,
00:43:47but that was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:43:52Really?
00:43:52Do I look like I'm lying?
00:43:55I'm not a good actor.
00:43:57I could even do reality TV.
00:43:58But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:44:03Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:44:08You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:44:11Amelia.
00:44:13Please.
00:44:13I know you felt it, too.
00:44:22Amelia, please.
00:44:24Don't act like you didn't feel it, too.
00:44:27I felt it, too.
00:44:28So, why are we fighting it?
00:44:35I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:38Me, too.
00:44:38I know you all day.
00:45:00Okay.
00:45:00so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:45:17live fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:45:22no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht
00:45:27if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode captain gets super drunk off
00:45:31espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:45:33you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad
00:45:43thanks you know we could actually try this
00:45:49hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything
00:45:53i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot
00:46:00you mean like you and me together together
00:46:04why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:46:07oh gucci what's the rush
00:46:23oh hey royce
00:46:30jake how's it going
00:46:33good yeah
00:46:35look the other night was kind of crazy i know
00:46:40i should have told you about michelangelo
00:46:42we were kind of in a fight
00:46:45i'm sorry for bringing you into this
00:46:47is he always like that so aggressive and controlling
00:46:52i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that
00:46:55he was like a caveman lugging home his woman
00:46:57well i am his woman
00:46:59he saw us together and he got jealous
00:47:02and i don't blame him
00:47:04oh my god
00:47:06am i actually sticking up for michelangelo di navolino
00:47:09i didn't mean a pride
00:47:11i just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:47:14i'm here if you need to talk
00:47:16thanks jake but i'm engaged
00:47:19remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:47:24i thought we had a connection
00:47:26you're a cat person
00:47:28it never would have worked
00:47:30come on gucci let's go
00:47:32cats are awesome
00:47:37wow
00:47:39that was a great presentation
00:47:43the marketing director loved her ideas for the new line
00:47:46you think so
00:47:47maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:47:51oh yeah yeah
00:47:53now listen
00:47:53i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:47:56you mind watching your little brother for me
00:47:58gucci?
00:47:59sure
00:47:59but i mean
00:48:00you know dogs are more amelia's specialty
00:48:03yeah but that's how you impress her
00:48:05you invite her for a romantic date
00:48:07at the dog park
00:48:08at the dog park
00:48:09mm-hmm
00:48:10i just texted her
00:48:11it's all set
00:48:12no
00:48:13go get her lover boy
00:48:16so you just throw it and he brings it back
00:48:29you've never played fetch before
00:48:32it's my dad's dog
00:48:34not mine
00:48:35let me try
00:48:37that's okay
00:48:39i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:48:43do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:48:48no
00:48:50i like my work
00:48:51what's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun
00:48:56you're right
00:48:58i should work less
00:48:59if nothing else
00:49:02you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:49:04fetch gucci
00:49:09i've got a big surprise
00:49:15a surprise
00:49:16just wait and see
00:49:18grazie
00:49:27have a good night mr dino bellino
00:49:29what's that?
00:49:36special delivery from
00:49:38masterione's italian deli
00:49:40but gucci
00:49:43it's your favorite prosciutto
00:49:45you know that's awful for dogs
00:49:49right?
00:49:50i thought you were
00:49:51off the clock today
00:49:53besides a special occasion
00:49:55i also thought
00:49:58we could use his water bowl
00:49:59to pour a little chianti into
00:50:00okay
00:50:03this is for us
00:50:04why don't you get us a corkscrew
00:50:06what else is in the bag?
00:50:08just some
00:50:09imported italian ingredients
00:50:10so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:50:12you can cook?
00:50:28that was so good
00:50:29i feel like i just
00:50:31went to italy
00:50:32even though i've never been
00:50:33how did you
00:50:35do this?
00:50:35i can't cook
00:50:36at all
00:50:36making italian food
00:50:38is one of my favorite things to do
00:50:39did you learn in culinary school?
00:50:42no
00:50:42my mom taught me
00:50:44tell me about her
00:50:46i
00:50:47never told a girl
00:50:48about my mom
00:50:49sorry
00:50:50i don't mean to pray
00:50:52she
00:50:53passed away when i was 11
00:50:55breast cancer
00:50:57but
00:50:58i have a lot of good memories of her
00:51:00she grew up in a little village
00:51:02in tuscany
00:51:03and
00:51:03she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:51:06we'd spend hours in the kitchen
00:51:08just
00:51:09cooking
00:51:09and
00:51:10eating
00:51:10and
00:51:11laughing
00:51:11i still
00:51:14have all of her recipes
00:51:15here
00:51:16handwritten in italian
00:51:18that's really special
00:51:19i miss her
00:51:23this might sound corny
00:51:26but
00:51:26i feel a little closer to her
00:51:29when i make her recipes
00:51:30it's not corny
00:51:31but i didn't know you were such a softie
00:51:34just
00:51:35don't tell tmz
00:51:37what about your parents
00:51:39my parents died in a car accident
00:51:42when i was 13
00:51:44it's been me and betsy ever since
00:51:47i'm sorry
00:51:48i just really hope these treatments work
00:51:51i don't want to lose her too
00:51:55i'm sorry
00:51:57your story made me emotional
00:51:59i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:52:01i'll help you
00:52:02no
00:52:02no it's fine
00:52:03i like doing the dishes
00:52:05it relaxes me
00:52:06good
00:52:07because i hate them
00:52:08well then i guess we make a good team
00:52:11is it just the wine
00:52:16or am i really falling for
00:52:19him
00:52:20her
00:52:33hey
00:52:33hey
00:52:35hey
00:52:35do you want an espresso
00:52:37i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:39no thank you
00:52:41me and dad have a morning meeting
00:52:42i'm kind of in a rush
00:52:43okay well
00:52:43don't forget gucci
00:52:45how could i
00:52:46ready bro
00:52:49well let me fix your tie
00:52:51what do you know about ties
00:52:54you wear t-shirts to work
00:52:56and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:52:59touche
00:53:00there you go
00:53:02okay bye
00:53:03bye
00:53:04love you
00:53:07love you too
00:53:09sorry
00:53:19reflex
00:53:20i didn't mean to say that
00:53:21me neither
00:53:22too soon
00:53:23talk about it later
00:53:26yeah
00:53:27okay
00:53:29uh could that have been any more awkward
00:53:32and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:53:36look who's here
00:53:42hey
00:53:42my little guy
00:53:44hey little gucci
00:53:46look at this right here
00:53:48huh
00:53:49let's try
00:53:51oh yeah now here's a
00:53:54here's mine
00:53:55right
00:53:55just like that
00:53:57huh
00:53:57yeah
00:53:58even got one for big brother
00:53:59right there
00:54:01come to papa
00:54:03yeah
00:54:04that's my boy
00:54:04all right
00:54:05all right
00:54:07all right
00:54:07so we gotta talk about this uh
00:54:09this wedding right
00:54:10this is two weeks off
00:54:11hollywood bowl
00:54:12they're waiting for an answer
00:54:14and i bumped into chris martin
00:54:16on the plane
00:54:17he says the band
00:54:18is free
00:54:19you like cold play
00:54:21you like cold play right
00:54:21dad
00:54:21we can't have the wedding
00:54:23at the hollywood
00:54:24oh
00:54:25well all right
00:54:27then we'll book uh
00:54:28the magic castle
00:54:29how about that
00:54:30not too big
00:54:30plenty room for cold play
00:54:31huh
00:54:32dad
00:54:33let's just pump the brakes
00:54:34we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:54:36what
00:54:37something wrong with
00:54:38familia
00:54:39no
00:54:40everything is great
00:54:41it's better than great
00:54:44honestly
00:54:44but
00:54:45we cannot
00:54:46have a big flashy wedding
00:54:48that's
00:54:49our thing
00:54:50it's not Amelia's thing
00:54:51i think it'd make her uncomfortable
00:54:53wow
00:54:55i never thought of that
00:54:57you know you have a very good point there
00:55:00i'm very impressed
00:55:03you've never acted like this
00:55:06with any other woman
00:55:07i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl
00:55:11sounds like you might be falling in love
00:55:14love
00:55:15yeah
00:55:17i don't know
00:55:19he's cute
00:55:21all right all right
00:55:23change the deal
00:55:24gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:55:26all right
00:55:27and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair
00:55:30a wedding
00:55:31with cold play
00:55:32no cold play dad
00:55:34no cold play
00:55:36so
00:55:43so
00:55:43it's about my cancer treatment
00:55:46it's not working
00:55:48i know it
00:55:49i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:52and i'm cured
00:55:54what
00:55:55you're cured
00:55:57oh
00:55:58congratulations
00:56:00thank you
00:56:01i wasn't expecting it
00:56:03i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions
00:56:06it only took two sessions
00:56:09i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:56:12maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:56:15what's wrong sis
00:56:17we should be celebrating
00:56:19i brought prosecco
00:56:20no
00:56:21yeah
00:56:22no i'm good
00:56:24yeah
00:56:24amelia
00:56:26i'm your sister
00:56:28you can tell me anything
00:56:29is it michelangelo
00:56:32is everything okay
00:56:34if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:56:37i will take that man thong
00:56:38and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:56:40that it will cut him in two
00:56:42it's not michelangelo
00:56:45let's see
00:56:45it's me
00:56:48i have to tell you something
00:56:51i cannot believe
00:56:57that they convince you to do
00:56:58an arranged marriage
00:57:00what is this
00:57:02game of thrones
00:57:03it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:57:05and you know that i would do anything for you
00:57:07actually
00:57:09he's not that bad
00:57:11i kinda like him
00:57:14yeah
00:57:16babe
00:57:16that's called stockholm syndrome
00:57:18we need to get you out of there
00:57:20betsy
00:57:21i have
00:57:23real feelings for him
00:57:25but
00:57:26what about the tabloid stories
00:57:29you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:57:32they banned him
00:57:34for life
00:57:35you'll never go to epcot
00:57:36he's not actually like the stories
00:57:39or
00:57:40at least not to me
00:57:42he's only acting like that to get into your pants
00:57:45amelia
00:57:45if you marry michelangelo
00:57:49he will make your life a living hell
00:57:52what if you meet him
00:57:55yeah
00:57:56meet him
00:57:57maybe he'll change your mind
00:57:59maybe
00:57:59maybe you'll actually like him
00:58:01don't count on it
00:58:02please
00:58:03me
00:58:04just give him a chance
00:58:05fine
00:58:07yes
00:58:09only one
00:58:10yes
00:58:10you won't regret it
00:58:14i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:58:15you better bring the whole bottle
00:58:19thank you for making dinner
00:58:24of course
00:58:26i'm glad she's cancer free
00:58:28we need to celebrate
00:58:29michelangelo
00:58:32you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:58:36right
00:58:37you mean besides me
00:58:38i'm serious
00:58:39it's really important to me that you two get along
00:58:41have a glass of wine
00:58:44tonight's gonna be great
00:58:46it's enormous
00:58:58why would anybody need so much room
00:59:03it's nice to see you too sis
00:59:07nice to finally meet you
00:59:10let's see
00:59:11so
00:59:14this is the
00:59:15infamous
00:59:17michelangelo
00:59:19how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:59:2496 Dom Perignon
00:59:25Amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:59:27yeah
00:59:29sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:59:31it's worth more than my car
00:59:33why would anybody spend that much on a drink
00:59:35$8.99 at ralph's
00:59:39it's delicious
00:59:40this was made in france
00:59:43sorry
00:59:44can't touch that stuff
00:59:46so
00:59:47who wants a drink
00:59:49you hardly touch your food
01:00:11it's
01:00:13a little too
01:00:14rich
01:00:15for me
01:00:16mine tastes great
01:00:18so michelangelo
01:00:22i
01:00:22have some
01:00:23big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
01:00:27you
01:00:28don't mind do you
01:00:29fire away
01:00:30so i know you two have been having your
01:00:34fun
01:00:36um
01:00:37but
01:00:38what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off
01:00:43i don't think it's going to do that's cute and all but what about her career are you gonna support her or kids what's your stance on that or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
01:00:58betsy
01:00:58betsy
01:00:59look
01:00:59look
01:01:00i know i have a past
01:01:01i know i have a past but i'm committed to him
01:01:04we haven't talked about kids but i'm open to anything
01:01:06i'm open to anything
01:01:08see michelangelo that's my point
01:01:09you two are getting married and you barely know each other
01:01:12what i'm looking at all
01:01:13know each other. We know it all. Easy Betsy. I just think it's a bad idea getting married
01:01:20this soon. And if you really cared about Amelia, you would give her the time. And what makes
01:01:26you such an expert? I don't see a ring on your finger. Michelangelo. You probably picked
01:01:32them apart the way you're doing me right now. It's no wonder Amelia was so uptight when
01:01:35I met her. She gets it from you. Are you going to let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
01:01:40You started it. Why don't we all just calm down? Betsy's just looking out for my best
01:01:52interests. No, she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her. That's not
01:01:57fair, Michelangelo. She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door. You're
01:02:00the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills. And you're a frigid, lonely woman who cannot stand to see
01:02:05her sister happy. You know what? You can't talk to Betsy like that. That's my sister.
01:02:09She just survived cancer. That doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house.
01:02:16This is my house too, and she can say whatever she wants. Not to me. You know, maybe she should
01:02:21be concerned. I don't like this side of you. See, I told you you should have spent more time
01:02:25getting to know each other, but I guess the contract doesn't allow for that. You told
01:02:29her? She's my sister. I don't care. That violates our agreement. Oh, is that all I am to
01:02:34you? A contractual agreement? Some kind of obligation? It's not what I meant. It came
01:02:39out wrong, Amelia. I love you. You love me? Don't listen to him. He doesn't even know
01:02:46what that means. Shut the fuck up! You know what? Maybe she was right. I shouldn't have
01:02:52signed that contract. It's over. We need to get out of here. I've seen too many true crime
01:03:03documentaries on Netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets.
01:03:06Amelia, I know this is hard to hear, but you did the right thing. You do so much better
01:03:18than him. Yeah. But he isn't a monster. I shouldn't have said that. We can talk about
01:03:26it on the road. Get packing, and if we leave now, we can get to Mexico by dawn. Lay low
01:03:31for a bit. Mexico? Or Canada. Whatever. It's that, or stay here and get sued by the Dino
01:03:39Lavinos. Or worse. I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us. I mean, I only
01:03:45told you about the contract. It's not like I told the media. You don't know that. We're
01:03:51liabilities. Loose ends. You should listen to more True Kind Podcast.
01:03:56Get rid of that thing that could be tracking us right now. Yeah, you know, Michelangelo did
01:04:07manage to follow me to the Echoplex the other day. See? He could have a sniper on us.
01:04:17It's Romulus. Hey, Romulus. What? What do you mean Gucci's missing?
01:04:26You came. Against my better judgment. I'm not happy you've been blowing me off. I've just
01:04:44been busy, but it's over with now. You should punish me for straying. You make me sick.
01:04:56I make me sick.
01:05:05Nice underwear. It's great craftsmanship.
01:05:11Okay. Let's get this over with.
01:05:21Is that all you have to say? Do you even realize how hot I am?
01:05:26I'm sorry, Chantel. I thought I wanted this. But I don't. I'm not the stud that I used to be.
01:05:38It feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes.
01:05:52Never in a million years did I think I'd fall for a dog walk with my hair. I am fucking devastated.
01:05:57And all her wishes I could take back how I acted.
01:06:00I just wanted to come back to me.
01:06:07Come here.
01:06:13Amelia?
01:06:15Hi, Dad.
01:06:18Gucci's gone?
01:06:20I'll be right there.
01:06:23What?
01:06:23I only had him off the leash for a second, you know.
01:06:37We were practically in the house and then all of a sudden, he just shot off like a rocket.
01:06:41I've been calling him all night, but he won't come back!
01:06:45Well, we can help you find him.
01:06:47Yeah?
01:06:49Right?
01:06:50Oh.
01:06:51Good, thanks.
01:06:52Good.
01:06:53Gucci!
01:06:54This better not be a trap.
01:06:56Just come on.
01:06:59Gucci!
01:07:00Gucci!
01:07:01Gucci!
01:07:02Hey, hey, hey! Where's Michelangelo?
01:07:04Huh?
01:07:04I thought you were both together. Why isn't he here with you?
01:07:07Oh, um, he's...
01:07:08Sorry, I'm late, Dad.
01:07:11Where were you?
01:07:11I had to stop for late-night delivery at Mastroianni's.
01:07:15It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.
01:07:17If this doesn't ring out of hiding, nothing will.
01:07:20Smart move, dude.
01:07:22Here, ladies.
01:07:23Take a piece of this prosciutto.
01:07:24Yeah, that's it.
01:07:29Amelia.
01:07:29Gucci!
01:07:43He's hopeless.
01:07:49We've been looking for him all night long.
01:07:53We're never gonna find him.
01:07:55Don't give up, Dad.
01:07:55He's just off having a little adventure.
01:07:58Keep looking.
01:07:58He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:07:59See?
01:08:02They're not gonna kill us.
01:08:04I do have to admit, though,
01:08:06I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:08:08He's really there for his dad.
01:08:11His dad's dog.
01:08:13So you approve now?
01:08:15They didn't say that.
01:08:19Gucci!
01:08:19Gucci!
01:08:23Gucci!
01:08:24My boy's back!
01:08:26Oh!
01:08:27Oh!
01:08:28Oh!
01:08:28Oh!
01:08:28Oh!
01:08:28Oh!
01:08:28Oh!
01:08:28Oh!
01:08:28Oh!
01:08:28Oh!
01:08:29Oh!
01:08:29Okay, okay.
01:08:35I'm a little closer to approving.
01:08:43I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:08:51A little.
01:08:53It's okay.
01:08:54Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:08:57They just leave out part of the story.
01:08:59Amelia.
01:08:59Amelia.
01:09:00Amelia.
01:09:00Can we talk?
01:09:05Please?
01:09:09Amelia.
01:09:10Can we talk?
01:09:13Please?
01:09:15Okay.
01:09:16Okay.
01:09:16Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:09:29I shouldn't have attacked your sister, and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning
01:09:34the contract.
01:09:34I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:09:42Thanks for saying that, I needed to hear that, and I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:09:51You're not one.
01:09:53I'm still learning new things about you.
01:09:56Most of them are good.
01:09:57I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:09:58I'm not.
01:09:59You're not?
01:10:00What do you mean?
01:10:01Amelia, this might sound crazy, but I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:10:05And I don't want some silly piece of paper to pee the reason that we stay together.
01:10:11I want to know that our love is real.
01:10:27Dad.
01:10:28What is this, son?
01:10:31I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:10:34Why, son?
01:10:35Why son? Because I want to ask her to marry me and not because of some legal
01:10:44obligation but because she wants to consider our contracts null and void
01:10:58Amelia, what will it be? Will you marry me? Will you marry me? Yes, I'll marry you
01:11:28You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world. And I'm the happiest dog walker. Look at me. I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct. All right, all right, you two. That's enough, all right? We spent this whole night together. Come over to my place, all right? We'll have a nice breakfast Italian style. Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:11:58I think I can get used to it. And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right? I want to hear from everybody involved, especially Coldplay. We're not getting Coldplay, Dad. It was worth a try.
01:12:28And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows. Michelangelo?
01:12:39Amelia, even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together. I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time and not just about dogs.
01:12:57I don't know how I ever managed anything without you. I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year. And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:13:25Amelia, you're the only thing better than free underwear. I love you so much.
01:13:37I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model, but here we are.
01:13:49Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest, something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:13:59And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime in a good way. I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:14:11With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss your bride.
01:14:23Thanks. I'm Betsy, Amelia's sister. I'm Jake, another dog walker.
01:14:39It's crazy, you know, given my sister, but I've always been more of a cat person.
01:14:45Me too.
01:14:47Woo!
01:14:49Love.
01:14:50Love.
01:14:51Love.
01:14:55Choose in the weeks to change.
01:14:59Woo!
01:15:00Woo!
01:15:01Woo!
01:15:02Woo!
01:15:03Woo!
01:15:04Woo!
01:15:05Woo!
01:15:06Woo!
01:15:08Woo!
01:15:09Woo!
01:15:10Woo!
01:15:11Woo!
01:15:12Woo!
01:15:13Woo!
01:15:14Woo!
Recommended
1:15:00
|
Up next
1:15:00
1:49:33
1:02:30
1:18:54
1:24:18
1:27:05
1:14:16
1:56:35
1:13:16
1:47:08
1:37:08
1:06:08
1:15:00
1:15:31
1:11:26
1:05:56