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00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Your place, your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:11Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29He's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:00Wait.
00:01:01What are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine.
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:22Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton.
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this on to yourself.
00:01:37I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:39Right back at you.
00:01:41I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I fucking hate you more.
00:01:45So, you were arrested.
00:02:07Again.
00:02:08To be fair, when we thought I was leaving, we'll just swim there.
00:02:14There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:18It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:23If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I went in a cave.
00:02:30Come on, Gucci.
00:02:31Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:35Oh.
00:02:40Okay.
00:02:41Come on, Gucci.
00:02:42Let's go.
00:02:43You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:10I make my own money.
00:03:12Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:15I am the spokesperson for man thumb.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:22Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah.
00:03:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:28You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:36All right.
00:03:37Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:38And don't be late.
00:03:40Bye, Dad.
00:03:41Don't be late.
00:03:44Bye, Dad.
00:03:54Excuse me.
00:03:55Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He used to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:16Good one, Romulus.
00:04:25These are great.
00:04:36Hmm.
00:04:37I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem.
00:04:42Cool.
00:04:43Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:50Hi.
00:04:52Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:59Uh, I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:04Hold that thought.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:08Where the hell were ya?
00:05:11Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:13You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:19Now the suit lady's back on the plane again.
00:05:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:23Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:28You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:32You interned.
00:05:33You went to business school.
00:05:35You...
00:05:36You have potential, okay?
00:05:37But you say you wanna be the CEO?
00:05:40Well, you're gonna have to prove it.
00:05:41Cause so far...
00:05:42I ain't seen Niente from you.
00:05:46But...
00:05:50Hey...
00:05:51You okay?
00:05:53Yeah.
00:05:54Um...
00:05:55But...
00:05:56It'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:58So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20Oh my god.
00:06:21There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:25But it's really expensive.
00:06:27And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're gonna get through this.
00:06:38Together.
00:06:41Yeah.
00:06:55Ciao Gucci!
00:06:56Did she have a good walk?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:07I'm sorry.
00:07:08This...
00:07:09No, no, forget about it.
00:07:10I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:15I have a savings.
00:07:17For my doggy daycare.
00:07:19My dream, but...
00:07:22It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:24And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:07:27Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After our parents passed,
00:07:31I would do anything for her.
00:07:35Amelia...
00:07:36I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:40You do?
00:07:42Come back tonight.
00:07:44And, uh...
00:07:46Make something nice.
00:07:49Come on, Becky.
00:07:59Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:02Except for the dog hair.
00:08:07Come with me.
00:08:09I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:11Are they from Italy?
00:08:13Are they from Italy?
00:08:15Yes.
00:08:16Yes, of course everything's from Italy.
00:08:18Yes.
00:08:22Yes, of course everything's from Italy here.
00:08:23In the middle here.
00:08:25Well...
00:08:27Amelia, meet.
00:08:28Michelangelo, my son.
00:08:30I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:08:33Yeah.
00:08:35Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:36I'm a dog walker.
00:08:38Don't be so defensive.
00:08:40I wasn't.
00:08:41I don't.
00:08:45Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:48I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:50Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:53Amelia.
00:08:55Arrivederci, huh?
00:08:56Huh?
00:09:04Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:10What exactly?
00:09:19How does it look?
00:09:20Not half bad.
00:09:22I mean, it's fine.
00:09:24Whatever.
00:09:28Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:30Or not.
00:09:32I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:34You work for my dad.
00:09:35You have to do what I say.
00:09:37You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:39Just a few more pictures.
00:09:41I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:43I don't need Tinder.
00:09:45I'm an underwear model.
00:09:46My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:49Whatever.
00:09:52I don't need to do anything.
00:09:54You don't need another.
00:09:56I told you, I'm-
00:09:58Fine.
00:10:00See, dog walker.
00:10:05That wasn't so hard.
00:10:07What the fuck?
00:10:09This is fucking product!
00:10:12What the fuck?
00:10:15This is fucking Prada!
00:10:21Asshole!
00:10:22You crazy bitch!
00:10:26Amelia!
00:10:28What's wrong?
00:10:29I asked her to pour me another drink
00:10:31and she flipped out!
00:10:33I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.
00:10:35I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:36No, no, no, please. I apologize.
00:10:38My son is immature.
00:10:40All right, and that's why I invited you to put it forward, eh?
00:10:45Please, all right?
00:10:46Just have a seat, all right?
00:10:48And I promise he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night, won't you, son?
00:10:53So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:58Cancer?
00:10:59Mm, yeah.
00:11:01And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:11:05Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:06Okay, I want the business.
00:11:11Ah, I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:18What kind of deal?
00:11:20Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:23No.
00:11:24You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:27What?
00:11:27Romulus, what are you saying?
00:11:32I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:34Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:38Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:41Oh, Angelo, look.
00:11:43You have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:11:45And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:48We're not even a match.
00:11:50We hate each other.
00:11:51At least I do.
00:11:52Obviously.
00:11:52I see.
00:11:54There's something uncommon already.
00:11:56Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:12:01Oh, yeah, we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:12:05She sure drove me crazy when we first met her.
00:12:09I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:11But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:12:15You two have chemistry.
00:12:17Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:19Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:23I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:25Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:28Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:12:30if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:37What's it gonna be?
00:12:42What's it gonna be?
00:12:46Fine.
00:12:47I'll do it.
00:12:47Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:16The lorries have already, uh, drafted the contract,
00:13:19and, son, we are gonna need some champagne.
00:13:23You're in my market.
00:13:24Yeah, try and make yourself look decent now.
00:13:29You will be engaged for a period of 30 days,
00:13:32followed by a wedding planned by me,
00:13:35and I'll tell you, it's gonna be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:38I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked.
00:13:40Anyway, uh, you must move in together immediately
00:13:44to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:13:47Look, there's nothing wrong with, uh,
00:13:49an arranged marriage, but, well,
00:13:51it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:54That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:13:57Are we agreed?
00:13:59Sure.
00:14:00All right.
00:14:01All right.
00:14:02Sign here.
00:14:20Salute to the new couple.
00:14:23So, your place or mine?
00:14:35I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:37Fine.
00:14:39Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:50So this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:53It's like a museum in here.
00:14:55A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:57Ugh.
00:15:12Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:12What was this?
00:15:14Put it in the trash.
00:15:15This isn't trash.
00:15:16These are my sisters.
00:15:17She's an artist.
00:15:19So put them in your room.
00:15:20I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:22Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:23Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:26That's man-thong.
00:15:27It's trademarked.
00:15:32Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:34If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back,
00:15:36I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:38It's electric.
00:15:39Oh, by the way, this is gonna work.
00:15:48You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:51Gee, thanks.
00:15:53Welcome.
00:15:53Welcome.
00:15:53You're getting married?
00:16:02Shh, Betsy.
00:16:04Don't tell the whole world.
00:16:06Sorry, Amelia.
00:16:07It's just...
00:16:09It's not like you.
00:16:11You're saying we're...
00:16:12reserved.
00:16:13Safe.
00:16:15Like I always taught you.
00:16:18Mom?
00:16:19Things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:23And besides,
00:16:24Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:27So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:30Michelangelo?
00:16:31The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:33No.
00:16:35Michelangelo...
00:16:36Dino Valeno?
00:16:37Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:40Michelangelo Dino Valeno?
00:16:41No.
00:16:41Shh.
00:16:46Socialite animals?
00:16:47Like start a hundred and cancel Bravo shows?
00:16:50How did you even meet?
00:16:52His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:56It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:59He's so toxic.
00:17:03Speak of the devil?
00:17:05Oh, yeah.
00:17:08You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:10This is a doctor's office.
00:17:14Amelia.
00:17:16Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:19Doctor's ready.
00:17:21We'll talk about this later.
00:17:40We're just going to wet, baby.
00:17:47We're already wet.
00:18:04Where did that come from?
00:18:06Nice place.
00:18:07I love the artwork.
00:18:20Thanks.
00:18:31Nice place.
00:18:33I love the artwork.
00:18:34Thanks.
00:18:35Finally.
00:18:37A little good taste.
00:18:40No, I'm good.
00:18:42We had plenty at dinner.
00:18:44Far from me.
00:18:44You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:19:03Who are you? Who are you?
00:19:07Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:12Whatever, can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:18This is my house? We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:23Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:26You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:28What's wrong, Doug Walker?
00:19:30He's jealous.
00:19:32Jealous? I'm not jealous.
00:19:36Sweet dreams.
00:19:42I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:46How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:50Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:52See you later.
00:19:58And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:20:02Sorry. I had one too many to drink. It won't happen again.
00:20:06You better not.
00:20:08How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:10Not now. My head's killing me.
00:20:12We need to talk about last night.
00:20:14No, what we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:18I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos. Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:22But, your dad doesn't want people to drink.
00:20:24I think it won't happen again.
00:20:26It won't happen again.
00:20:28You better not.
00:20:30How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:32Not now. My head's killing me.
00:20:34We need to talk about last night.
00:20:36No, what we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:40I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:44Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:46But, your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:49And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:52Fine. I'll have her sign an NDA. Just give me my phone.
00:20:55My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:20:59And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:21:03Then neither of us get what we want.
00:21:05Yeah, no shit.
00:21:06I'm serious. Don't screw this up.
00:21:09I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:13I know what I'm doing. Dog walker.
00:21:16And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:19Whenever I want.
00:21:20Wherever I want.
00:21:22Fine. Do whatever you want.
00:21:25Sorry. It's a bit harsh.
00:21:28Just really hungover.
00:21:32Hungover.
00:21:35That could have gone better.
00:21:40Oh, hey.
00:21:41Hey, baby.
00:21:43You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:21:45You're rich now.
00:21:47I know. I like it.
00:21:49Ah, that's good to hear.
00:21:50You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:21:55Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:21:59Oh, fine.
00:22:00Yeah.
00:22:01We're still getting to know each other.
00:22:03All right.
00:22:04Well, give him time, all right?
00:22:05Oh, and listen.
00:22:06He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:22:09Look, I promise.
00:22:11I wouldn't be so sure.
00:22:13Yeah, you're right.
00:22:14Well, we'll see you later.
00:22:16Yeah.
00:22:17Come on, Gucci.
00:22:18Yeah, yeah.
00:22:19Come on.
00:22:20Bye, Gucci.
00:22:24Hey, Amelia.
00:22:25Hey, Jake.
00:22:27Gucci, no!
00:22:28Royce!
00:22:31It's a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:22:35It's to see you up close for once.
00:22:37Yeah, same here.
00:22:38Sorry, Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:22:49His whole family, actually.
00:22:51All these rich people are nuts.
00:22:53They should make a reality show.
00:22:55We're a little dog owners in Beverly Hills.
00:22:58Do you want to walk together?
00:23:01Let these two get to know each other?
00:23:03Yeah.
00:23:04I'd like that.
00:23:06So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:23:14A couple months.
00:23:15I like it.
00:23:16I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:23:19Barista.
00:23:20Uber driver.
00:23:21Delivery guy.
00:23:23Movie extra?
00:23:25You were in a movie.
00:23:26Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:23:28Just trying to impress you.
00:23:30How about you?
00:23:31How long have you been doing this?
00:23:33I don't know.
00:23:34My whole life, I guess.
00:23:36It started as a summer job, and then I've turned it into my own business.
00:23:40I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:23:42Wow.
00:23:43I guess you really like dogs.
00:23:45Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:23:48If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:23:53My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:23:56Do you want to go?
00:23:57And I have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:24:01You did?
00:24:02Yeah.
00:24:03I still do.
00:24:04He's cute.
00:24:05I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:24:12Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:24:18I'd love to go to the concert.
00:24:23Hell yeah.
00:24:24I mean, uh, regular, yeah.
00:24:31I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:24:36I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:40Hey, what's your ring?
00:24:43Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:24:48Looks pretty big.
00:24:50It was a big school.
00:24:52Public schools.
00:24:53Am I right?
00:24:54I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:25:02Me?
00:25:03Engaged?
00:25:04No.
00:25:05Are you kidding?
00:25:06I'm 24.
00:25:07I'm practically still a baby.
00:25:08I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:25:12Nope.
00:25:13Single and ready to mingle.
00:25:15Okay.
00:25:19Royce pooped.
00:25:21I should pick it up.
00:25:22Where?
00:25:23I don't see it.
00:25:24Just over there.
00:25:32Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:34Of course.
00:25:35It's an office.
00:25:36You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.
00:25:39You mean like, you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:25:41Very funny.
00:25:42You know I'm retiring next year.
00:25:43Yes, I know.
00:25:44Yeah.
00:25:45That means you got to get up to speed, rapidamente.
00:25:46So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:25:49Can I get Starbucks first?
00:25:50Fuck no.
00:25:51Come on, Dad.
00:25:52Okay.
00:25:53Okay.
00:25:54Help!
00:25:55Oh my goodness.
00:25:56Are you okay?
00:25:57Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:25:58You're engaged, remember?
00:26:04And this is our new palette.
00:26:05It's Matt's collection.
00:26:06He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:26:07But yeah, that's the presentation by me.
00:26:08Michaelangelo.
00:26:09Oh my goodness.
00:26:10Are you okay?
00:26:11Oh my goodness.
00:26:12Are you okay?
00:26:13Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:26:14You're engaged, remember?
00:26:16And this is our new palette.
00:26:17It's Matt's collection.
00:26:18He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:26:31But yeah, that's the presentation by me, Michelangelo.
00:26:41What, Dad?
00:26:45What a day, Dad.
00:26:48It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:26:50Look at you.
00:26:51You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:26:54Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:26:57Hard work does pay off.
00:26:59Let me just look at Amelia.
00:27:00What about her?
00:27:02She comes from nothing, son.
00:27:03Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:27:05But she just worked hard, and now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:27:10I guess that's impressive.
00:27:12Yeah, I see.
00:27:13See, it is.
00:27:14I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:27:17I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:27:25Break's over.
00:27:40Well, not too bad, huh?
00:27:44One day down.
00:27:45Forty more years to go.
00:27:47Heh, heh, heh, heh.
00:27:49Now this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work, raise you closer together, comfort each other just like your mom and I used to do.
00:28:02You know, I'm thinking it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.
00:28:11Tonight?
00:28:12Shit.
00:28:13When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:28:15I promised we'd Netflix and bang tonight.
00:28:17The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:28:18Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:28:20Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the dear Amelia Amelia.
00:28:26Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:28:29I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:28:31What's the matter?
00:28:32You two are getting along all right, aren't you?
00:28:35Yeah, yeah.
00:28:36We're just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:28:39All right, so it's all settled.
00:28:40I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight in the limo and don't be late.
00:28:48Why, Dad?
00:28:49Mm-hmm.
00:29:00So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:29:05Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:29:10And?
00:29:11And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:29:15But, since I'm part of the Dina Lavino family now, I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:29:20You better not let that hair down.
00:29:22Sorry, just an expression.
00:29:31How's it going in there?
00:29:33I'm coming out!
00:29:44Is that bad?
00:29:46I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:29:51Buy that dress ASAP.
00:29:57Leave me alone, party boy.
00:29:59I've got my own function tonight.
00:30:03I've got my own function all right.
00:30:06I'm going to use my own function.
00:30:08I've got my own function today.
00:30:11I'm going to use my own function today.
00:30:14And we're going to point out.
00:30:15I've got a sample of the high quality in the living room for my lunchroom.
00:30:17How are we?
00:30:18I have that littlekus.
00:30:19I've got my own function tonight.
00:30:20How are we?
00:30:22I've been doing today.
00:30:23Maybe I can't do that.
00:30:24What kind of looks like you want.
00:30:26I can do all that.
00:30:27You can do it here.
00:30:29What are you looking at?
00:30:38You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:40Thanks.
00:30:40Um, I...
00:30:43Did you forget my name?
00:30:45No, it's just something different.
00:30:49Did you change your hair?
00:30:51Why do you care?
00:30:52The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:30:54I'm going out.
00:30:55I just forgot my charger.
00:30:56Awesome, thanks.
00:30:59I'm taking this.
00:31:02Wait, I've been calling you.
00:31:03We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:31:04I told you, I'm busy.
00:31:06Hold on!
00:31:10Amelia!
00:31:18All right, hey.
00:31:19Look who's right on time.
00:31:21Nice.
00:31:22Where's Amelia?
00:31:24She's sick.
00:31:26She can't make it.
00:31:28Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:29If your fiancée's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:32Yeah, you gotta stay home with her.
00:31:34Give her some nice soup.
00:31:37I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:39Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:41Poor thing.
00:31:43Okay, Dad.
00:31:45See you in the office.
00:31:51Stupid dog walker?
00:31:53Tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:54I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:56Hey, it's Michael Lennon with Dean Levino.
00:32:07Do you still track people?
00:32:07Wow.
00:32:24Amelia.
00:32:25Hi.
00:32:27You look like you just walked off a runway.
00:32:30Without a dog.
00:32:32Sorry.
00:32:33I don't come to concerts often.
00:32:35I kind of panicked.
00:32:35No worries.
00:32:37I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:32:40Yeah.
00:32:41But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:32:43Talk to the bartender.
00:32:45Wow.
00:32:45The IP treatment.
00:32:47You look like one.
00:32:49Thanks, Jamie.
00:32:51Hey, lover boy.
00:32:53We're on.
00:32:55Gotta go.
00:32:57Find me in the green room after.
00:32:59Hope you like it.
00:33:00Break a leg, lover boy.
00:33:02Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:33:24All I do is you know what I want, babe.
00:33:29You know what I want.
00:33:33Good.
00:33:34Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:33:35Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:33:38One more, please.
00:33:44But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:33:46Okay.
00:33:46Jake, you guys were great.
00:33:57You really think so?
00:33:59I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:34:01The who?
00:34:03You don't know the strokes.
00:34:07Are they older?
00:34:09I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:12It's all right.
00:34:13Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:34:16You want something to drink?
00:34:18Yeah.
00:34:25So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:29Since I was 13.
00:34:31Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:34:36That's awesome.
00:34:37And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:34:42You're going to quit dog walking?
00:34:45I thought you liked it.
00:34:47I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:34:50I don't even like dogs that much.
00:34:53I'm more of a cat person.
00:34:54A cat person?
00:34:58Who doesn't like dogs?
00:35:00Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:35:03I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:35:05I just want to relax.
00:35:07Have a good time.
00:35:09You're beautiful, you know that?
00:35:11I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:35:16Now I'm not sure.
00:35:17We have nothing in common.
00:35:19Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:25What the heck?
00:35:25I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:35:28Michelangelo had his fun.
00:35:29Now I can have mine.
00:35:30Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:35:47What's going on?
00:35:48That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:35:53He's not.
00:35:54You coming with me, dog walker?
00:35:56Don't make me get the leash.
00:35:57What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:35:59Back off, dude.
00:36:01Back off.
00:36:02Grubby little hipster.
00:36:03She's my fiancée.
00:36:05So that was an engagement ring.
00:36:07Jake, I can explain.
00:36:09Let's go.
00:36:12I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:36:13I'm not, Jake.
00:36:14This is for making me uber all the way to fucking sober, Mike.
00:36:25And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:36:33I can't believe you did that.
00:36:34After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:36:37Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:36:39Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:36:41I'm not following you around.
00:36:45You know what?
00:36:45I get it.
00:36:46You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:36:50Me jealous?
00:36:51Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:36:54Like I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:36:56I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:36:59I have a name.
00:37:01Wait, what are you doing?
00:37:02That is an original.
00:37:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:37:04Oh, fine.
00:37:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:37:13You're treating me like shit.
00:37:16That's from the Renaissance.
00:37:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:37:19I tried to make this work with you.
00:37:20We signed a contract.
00:37:22For an arranged marriage.
00:37:23Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:27You are such a simpleton.
00:37:28Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:35I tried to get along with you.
00:37:36You brought this on to yourself.
00:37:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:37:40Right back at you.
00:37:42I fucking hate you.
00:37:43I fucking hate you more.
00:37:58I thought I was going to be something more diverse.
00:38:08Ah, time is my сейчас.
00:38:11I gotta rate you, I'll see you.
00:38:18I got to rate you.
00:38:22I got to rate you, I got to rate you, then I got to rate you.
00:38:25Where am I?
00:38:50Who's spooning me?
00:38:53Is that Jake?
00:38:55How drunk was I?
00:39:01Michelangelo?
00:39:03Dog walker.
00:39:05Oh, I forgot we did that last night.
00:39:09Must have been all those free beers.
00:39:13We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:39:16We had too many drinks. Just forget it ever happened.
00:39:19If that's what you want.
00:39:21Definitely.
00:39:23Um, I have to go to work.
00:39:27I should get up too.
00:39:31Oh, my head.
00:39:33Pedialine in the fridge.
00:39:35Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:39:37Of course.
00:39:39My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:39:43Well, you look great.
00:39:45Thanks.
00:39:47I don't feel great.
00:39:49The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:39:53You, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:39:57What's going on?
00:39:59So...
00:40:01Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:40:03Wait.
00:40:05For the first time?
00:40:07Yeah.
00:40:09We're taking it slow.
00:40:11Michelangelo.
00:40:13The male gigolo.
00:40:15Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:40:19And...
00:40:21How was it?
00:40:23Well...
00:40:25Really bad.
00:40:26Right?
00:40:27I knew it.
00:40:28Actually...
00:40:30It was the best sex I ever had?
00:40:32Well, that explains the glow.
00:40:36I am happy for you, sis.
00:40:40Physical chemistry is important.
00:40:42That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:44I don't get it.
00:40:46He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:40:49I feel like...
00:40:50Like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again and...
00:40:55You get the picture.
00:40:57Hey.
00:41:00Opposites attract.
00:41:02I mean...
00:41:03That's why you guys love each other so much.
00:41:06Because you're so different.
00:41:08Something like that.
00:41:13Here comes.
00:41:18Right on the schedule.
00:41:20Dog walkers in love with me.
00:41:22I'll have to let her down easy.
00:41:25Weird.
00:41:26I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:41:38What was that about?
00:41:40Must be the hangover.
00:41:43Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight. Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:53Hey, unfortunately something came up. I can't make it tonight.
00:42:10Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker? And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:42:22We should talk about the dog walker.
00:42:23We should talk about the dog walker.
00:42:24I'm not very good with words.
00:42:25Me neither.
00:42:27But last night I...
00:42:28You don't have to say anything. We both know it was a mistake.
00:42:29I'm not very good with words.
00:42:30Me neither.
00:42:31I'm not very good with words.
00:42:32I'm not very good with words.
00:42:33Me neither.
00:42:34But last night I...
00:42:35You don't have to say anything.
00:42:36We both know it was a mistake. And we can just go back to hating each other. Like nothing ever happened.
00:42:47I don't think you understand if you would just listen to me for a second.
00:42:48Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings. I'm a big girl. I've had a one night stand before.
00:42:52I've never been with someone like you before.
00:42:53I've never been with someone like you before.
00:42:54Okay, I get it. I'm not one of your... your models or your D-list actresses. You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down.
00:42:59Easily I know that if you would take back last night that you would. Frankly, so would I.
00:43:00I mean...
00:43:01You're driving me nuts. You don't understand. We're just talking to each other. Like nothing ever happened.
00:43:04I don't think you understand if you would just listen to me for a second.
00:43:05Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings. I'm a big girl. I've had a one night stand before.
00:43:09I've never been with someone like you before.
00:43:12Okay, I get it. I'm not one of your... your models or your D-list actresses. You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:43:22I know that if you would take back last night that you would. Frankly, so would I.
00:43:26I mean, you're driving me nuts. You don't understand. Let's... let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:43:32I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me. Wait. Did you just call me Amelia?
00:43:39What happened to Dog Walker?
00:43:43I have a confession to make.
00:43:46Last night... I don't know how. I don't know why.
00:43:53That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:43:59Really?
00:44:00Do I look like I'm lying? I'm not a good actor. I could even do reality TV.
00:44:06But there is a fire between us, Amelia. Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:44:14You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:44:18Amelia.
00:44:20Please.
00:44:22I know you felt it too.
00:44:29Amelia, please.
00:44:31Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:44:33I felt it too.
00:44:35So why are we fighting it? I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:44Me too.
00:44:45Me too.
00:45:15So, I set the kitchen on fire?
00:45:22How am I supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire?
00:45:28It's not my fault. They should change the name.
00:45:30No wonder they canceled Vanderpump's super yacht.
00:45:34If you think that's funny, just wait until the next episode.
00:45:37The captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat.
00:45:47You know, when you're not acting like a complete douchebag, you're not so bad.
00:45:53Thanks?
00:45:55You know, we could actually try this.
00:45:57Hey, if the sex stays this good, I'm open for anything.
00:46:02I'm serious.
00:46:04The wedding's coming up.
00:46:06We could give it a shot.
00:46:09You mean like, you and me.
00:46:11Together together.
00:46:12Why not?
00:46:13Were you planning on marrying someone else?
00:46:27Oh, Gucci, what's the rush?
00:46:36Oh.
00:46:37Hey, Royce.
00:46:39Jake.
00:46:40How's it going?
00:46:42Good.
00:46:43Yeah.
00:46:45Look, the other night was kind of...
00:46:46Crazy.
00:46:47I know.
00:46:49I should have told you about Michelangelo.
00:46:51We were kind of in a fight.
00:46:54I'm sorry for bringing you into this.
00:46:56Is he always like that?
00:46:58So aggressive and controlling?
00:47:00I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that.
00:47:03He was like a caveman lugging home his woman.
00:47:06Well, I am his woman.
00:47:08He saw us together and he got jealous.
00:47:11And I don't blame him.
00:47:13Oh, my God.
00:47:14Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Dinovolino?
00:47:18I didn't mean to pry.
00:47:20Just wanted to make sure everything's okay.
00:47:22I'm here if you need to talk.
00:47:23Thanks, Jake.
00:47:25But I'm engaged.
00:47:27Remember?
00:47:29And the only person I want to talk to is my fiancé.
00:47:32I thought we had a connection.
00:47:34You're a cat person.
00:47:36It never would have worked.
00:47:38Come on, Gucci.
00:47:39Let's go.
00:47:43Cats are awesome.
00:47:44Wow.
00:47:45That was a great presentation.
00:47:48The marketing director loved your ideas for the new line.
00:47:50You think so?
00:47:51Ooh.
00:47:53Maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of this CEO thing.
00:47:56Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:47:57Now, listen.
00:47:58I got to fly to Paris for a few days.
00:48:00You mind watching your little brother for me?
00:48:01Gucci?
00:48:02Sure.
00:48:03But, I mean, you know, dogs are more Amelia's specialty.
00:48:07Yeah, but that's how you impress her.
00:48:09You invite her for a romantic date at the dog park.
00:48:12At the dog park?
00:48:13Mm-hmm.
00:48:14I just texted her.
00:48:15It's all set.
00:48:17Now, go get her, lover boy.
00:48:18Heh heh heh heh.
00:48:19Heh heh heh.
00:48:21So, you just throw it and he brings it back?
00:48:24You've never played fetch before?
00:48:25It's... it's my dad's dog, not mine.
00:48:28Let me try.
00:48:30That's okay.
00:48:31I know you don't want to play fetch before.
00:48:32I just texted her.
00:48:33It's all set.
00:48:34Now.
00:48:36Go get her, lover boy.
00:48:38So, you just throw it and he brings it back?
00:48:39You've never played fetch before?
00:48:41It's... it's my dad's dog, not mine.
00:48:44Let me try.
00:48:46That's okay.
00:48:47I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your...
00:48:50dainty hands.
00:48:54Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?
00:48:57No.
00:48:58I like my work.
00:49:00What's the point in working if you never get a chance to...
00:49:03have fun?
00:49:05You're right.
00:49:06I should work less.
00:49:08If nothing else,
00:49:10you're letting me get closer to my little brother.
00:49:16Fetch Gucci.
00:49:18I've got a big surprise.
00:49:23A surprise?
00:49:25Just wait and see.
00:49:26Grazie.
00:49:27Have a good night, Mr. De Novolino.
00:49:36What's that?
00:49:37Special delivery from Mastrioni's Italian Deli.
00:49:50But Gucci?
00:49:52What's your favorite prosciutto?
00:49:54You know, that's awful for dogs, right?
00:49:57I thought you were...
00:49:59off the clock today.
00:50:01Besides, a special occasion.
00:50:03I also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little Chianti into it.
00:50:08No kidding.
00:50:09This is for us.
00:50:10Why don't you get us a corkscrew?
00:50:14What else is in the bag?
00:50:16Just some imported Italian ingredients, so I can make you a real Italian dinner.
00:50:20You can cook?
00:50:21You can cook?
00:50:36That was so good.
00:50:38I feel like I just went to Italy, even though I've never been.
00:50:42How did you do this?
00:50:43I can't cook at all.
00:50:45Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do.
00:50:48Did you learn in culinary school?
00:50:49No.
00:50:50My mom taught me.
00:50:52Tell me about her.
00:50:54I've never told a girl about my mom.
00:50:58Sorry.
00:50:59I don't mean to pray.
00:51:01She passed away when I was 11.
00:51:04Breast cancer.
00:51:06But I have a lot of good memories of her.
00:51:09She grew up in a little village in Tuscany, and she taught me everything I know about cooking.
00:51:15We'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing.
00:51:21I still have all of her recipes.
00:51:24Here.
00:51:25Handwritten in Italian.
00:51:27That's really special.
00:51:31I miss her.
00:51:33This might sound corny, but I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes.
00:51:38It's not corny.
00:51:40But I didn't know you were such a softy.
00:51:43Just don't tell TMZ.
00:51:46What about your parents?
00:51:48My parents died in a car accident.
00:51:51When I was 13.
00:51:53It's been me and Betsy ever since.
00:51:55I'm sorry.
00:51:57I just really hope these treatments work.
00:52:01I don't want to lose her too.
00:52:05I'm sorry.
00:52:06Your story made me emotional.
00:52:08I'm gonna go do the dishes.
00:52:10I'll help you.
00:52:11Fine.
00:52:12I like doing the dishes.
00:52:13It relaxes me.
00:52:15Good.
00:52:16Because I hate them.
00:52:17Well, then I guess we make a good team.
00:52:23Is it just the wine?
00:52:25Or am I really falling for...
00:52:27...him?
00:52:28Her.
00:52:41Hey.
00:52:42Hey.
00:52:44Do you want an espresso?
00:52:45I just figured out how to make the machine work.
00:52:48No, thank you.
00:52:49I mean to have a morning meeting.
00:52:50I'm kind of in a rush.
00:52:51Okay.
00:52:52Well, don't forget Gucci.
00:52:53How could I?
00:52:56Ready, bro?
00:52:57Well, let me fix your tie.
00:53:00What do you know about ties?
00:53:02You wear t-shirts to work.
00:53:04And you wore man thongs two weeks ago.
00:53:07Touché.
00:53:09There you go.
00:53:10Okay, bye.
00:53:12Bye.
00:53:14Love you.
00:53:15Love you.
00:53:16Love you too.
00:53:26Sorry.
00:53:27Reflex.
00:53:28I didn't mean to say that.
00:53:30Me neither.
00:53:31Too soon.
00:53:33Talk about it later?
00:53:34Yeah.
00:53:36Okay.
00:53:38Could that have been any more awkward?
00:53:41And is Michelangelo really in love with me?
00:53:48Look who's here.
00:53:50Hey, my little guy.
00:53:53Hey, little Gucci.
00:53:55Look at this right here.
00:53:58Let's try it on.
00:54:00Oh, yeah.
00:54:01Now, here's mine, right?
00:54:04Just like that, huh?
00:54:05Yeah.
00:54:06Even got one for Big Brother.
00:54:08Right there.
00:54:10Come to Papa.
00:54:11Yes, my boy.
00:54:14Alright, alright.
00:54:15So, we gotta talk about this wedding, right?
00:54:18This is two weeks off.
00:54:19Hollywood Bowl.
00:54:20They're waiting for an answer.
00:54:22And I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane.
00:54:25He says that the band is free.
00:54:28You like Coldplay, right?
00:54:29Dad, we can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl.
00:54:32Oh.
00:54:34Well, alright, then we'll book the Magic Castle.
00:54:36How about that?
00:54:37Not too big.
00:54:38Plenty of room for Coldplay, huh?
00:54:40Dad, let's just pump the brakes.
00:54:42We cannot plan a wedding like this.
00:54:45What?
00:54:46Something wrong with Amelia?
00:54:48No.
00:54:49Everything's great.
00:54:51Better than great, honestly.
00:54:52But we cannot have a big, flashy wedding.
00:54:56That's our thing.
00:54:58It's not Amelia's thing.
00:55:00I think it'd make her uncomfortable.
00:55:03Wow, I never thought of that.
00:55:06You know, you have a very good point there.
00:55:10I'm very impressed.
00:55:12You've never acted like this with any other woman.
00:55:15I can't say I've ever felt like this with another girl.
00:55:19Hmm.
00:55:20Sounds like you might be falling in love.
00:55:22Love?
00:55:24Yeah.
00:55:26I don't know.
00:55:28He's cute.
00:55:30Alright, alright.
00:55:32Change the deal.
00:55:33Gonna cancel the Hollywood Bowl.
00:55:35Alright?
00:55:36And then we'll have a nice, small, intimate affair.
00:55:38A wedding with Coldplay.
00:55:40No Coldplay.
00:55:41No Coldplay, Dad.
00:55:43No Coldplay.
00:55:51So...
00:55:53It's about my cancer treatment.
00:55:55It's not working.
00:55:57I know it.
00:55:58I talked to my doctors yesterday.
00:56:01And I'm cured.
00:56:03What?
00:56:04You're cured?
00:56:07Congratulations.
00:56:10I wasn't expecting it.
00:56:12I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions.
00:56:15It only took two sessions?
00:56:18I almost had enough in my savings to cover that.
00:56:21Maybe I didn't need the Dina Valino's money.
00:56:24What's wrong, sis?
00:56:26We should be celebrating!
00:56:28I brought Prosecco.
00:56:29No.
00:56:30Yeah.
00:56:31No, I'm good.
00:56:32Yeah.
00:56:34Amelia, I'm your sister.
00:56:36You can tell me anything.
00:56:39Is it Michelangelo?
00:56:41Is everything okay?
00:56:43If that punk pretty boy hurts you,
00:56:45I will take that man thong and give him a wedgie so far up his butt that it will cut him in two.
00:56:51It's not Michelangelo, Betsy.
00:56:55It's me.
00:56:58I have to tell you something.
00:56:59I cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage.
00:57:09What is this, Game of Thrones?
00:57:11It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments.
00:57:14And you know that I would do anything for you.
00:57:16Actually, he's not that bad.
00:57:19I kind of like him.
00:57:20Yeah, babe, that's called Stockholm Syndrome.
00:57:26We need to get you out of there.
00:57:28Betsy, I have real feelings for him.
00:57:33But what about the tabloid stories?
00:57:37You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World.
00:57:40They banned him for life.
00:57:43You'll never go to Epcot.
00:57:45He's not actually like the stories.
00:57:48Or at least not to me.
00:57:50He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia.
00:57:53Amelia, if you marry Michelangelo, he will make your life a living hell.
00:58:01What if you meet him?
00:58:03Yeah.
00:58:04Meet him.
00:58:06Maybe he'll change your mind.
00:58:07Maybe you'll actually like him.
00:58:09Don't count on it.
00:58:11Please, me, just give him a chance.
00:58:14Fine.
00:58:16Yes.
00:58:17Only one.
00:58:18Yes.
00:58:19You won't regret it.
00:58:22I'm gonna go get the Prosecco.
00:58:26You better bring the whole bottle.
00:58:31Thank you for making dinner.
00:58:33Of course.
00:58:34I'm glad she's cancer-free.
00:58:36We need to celebrate.
00:58:40Michelangelo, you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me, right?
00:58:45You mean besides me?
00:58:46I'm serious.
00:58:47It's really important to me that you two get along.
00:58:51Have a glass of wine.
00:58:53Tonight's gonna be great.
00:59:04It's...enormous.
00:59:08Why would anybody need so much room?
00:59:13It's nice to see you too, sis.
00:59:15Nice to finally meet you, Betsy.
00:59:19Hmm.
00:59:21So, this is the...
00:59:24infamous, uh...
00:59:26Michelangelo.
00:59:30How about we start off with a glass of champagne?
00:59:3296 Dom Perignon?
00:59:34Amelia said that's the year that you were born.
00:59:36Yeah, I...
00:59:37Sorry, I can't drink that fancy stuff.
00:59:39It's worth more than my car.
00:59:41Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
00:59:45$8.99 at Ralph's.
00:59:47It's delicious.
00:59:49This was made in France.
00:59:51Sorry.
00:59:52Can't touch that stuff.
00:59:54So, who wants a drink?
00:59:56Who wants a drink?
01:00:18You hardly touch your food.
01:00:19It's a little too rich for me.
01:00:24Mine tastes great.
01:00:26So, Michelangelo, I have some big sister questions to ask about the prenuptials coming up.
01:00:35You don't mind, do you?
01:00:37Fire away.
01:00:38Fire away.
01:00:40So, I know you two have been having your...
01:00:43fun.
01:00:45Um, but...
01:00:47what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
01:00:51I don't think it's going to.
01:00:54That's cute and all, but...
01:00:57what about her career? Are you gonna support her?
01:01:00Or kids, what's your stance on that?
01:01:02Or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
01:01:06Betsy!
01:01:07Look, I know I have a past...
01:01:10but...
01:01:11I'm committed to it.
01:01:13We haven't talked about kids, but...
01:01:15I'm open to anything.
01:01:16See, Michelangelo, that's my point.
01:01:18You two are getting married and you barely know each other.
01:01:22We know now.
01:01:24Easy Betsy.
01:01:26I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon.
01:01:30And if you really cared about Amelia, you would give her the time.
01:01:34And what makes you such an expert?
01:01:35I don't see a ring on your finger.
01:01:38Michelangelo!
01:01:39You probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now.
01:01:41It's no wonder Amelia was so uptight when I met her. She gets it from you.
01:01:45Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
01:01:47You started it.
01:01:48Why don't we all just calm down? Betsy's just looking out for my best interests.
01:02:00No, she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her.
01:02:03That's not fair, Michelangelo.
01:02:06She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door.
01:02:08You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills.
01:02:10And you're a frigid, lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy.
01:02:14You know what? You can't talk to Betsy like that. That's my sister. She just survived cancer.
01:02:18That doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house.
01:02:24This is my house too, and she can say whatever she wants.
01:02:27Not to me!
01:02:28You know, maybe she should be concerned. I don't like this side of you.
01:02:31See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other, but I guess the contract doesn't allow for that.
01:02:36You told her?!
01:02:37She's my sister!
01:02:39I don't care! That violates our agreement!
01:02:41Oh, is that all I am to you? A contractual agreement? Some kind of obligation?
01:02:46That's not what I meant. It came out wrong, Amelia. I love you.
01:02:50You love me? Don't listen to him. He doesn't even know what that means.
01:02:55Shut the fuck up!
01:02:57You know what? Maybe she was right. I shouldn't have signed that contract. It's over!
01:03:07We need to get out of here.
01:03:10I've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets.
01:03:19Amelia, I know this is hard to hear, but you did the right thing. You do so much better than him.
01:03:28Yeah, but he isn't a monster. I shouldn't have said that.
01:03:32We can talk about it on the road. Get packing, and if we leave now, we can get to Mexico by dawn. Lay low for a bit.
01:03:40Mexico?
01:03:42Or Canada. Whatever. It's that, or stay here and get sued by the Dino Levinos. Or worse.
01:03:49I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us. I mean, I only told you about the contract. It's not like I told the media.
01:03:55You don't know that. We're liabilities. Lose ends. You should listen to more True Kind podcast.
01:04:08Get rid of that thing. They could be tracking us right now.
01:04:11Yeah, you know, Michelangelo did manage to follow me to the Echoplex the other night.
01:04:17See? He could have a sniper on us.
01:04:24It's Romulus. Hey, Romulus.
01:04:28What? What do you mean Gucci's missing?
01:04:31You came.
01:04:46Against my better judgment. I'm not happy you've been blowing me off.
01:04:50I've just been busy, but it's over with now.
01:04:57You should punish me for straying.
01:05:01You make me sick.
01:05:04I make me sick.
01:05:13Nice underwear.
01:05:16It's great craftsmanship.
01:05:23Okay. Let's get this over with.
01:05:29Is that all you have to say?
01:05:31Do you even realize how hot I am?
01:05:34I'm sorry, Chantel.
01:05:37I thought I wanted this.
01:05:41But I don't.
01:05:42I'm not the stud that I used to be.
01:05:48Amelia broke up with me.
01:05:54It feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes.
01:05:59Never in a million years did I think I'd fall for dog walk with my hair.
01:06:02I am fucking devastated.
01:06:05And all her wishes I could take back how I acted.
01:06:08I just wanted to come back to me.
01:06:11Amelia?
01:06:13Hi, Dad.
01:06:15Gucci's gone?
01:06:17I'll be right there.
01:06:18What?
01:06:19I-
01:06:20I-
01:06:24Romulus.
01:06:25What?
01:06:26Hold on.
01:06:28Oh.
01:06:30Well, I only had him off a leash for a second, you know.
01:06:32Romulus
01:06:38Well, I only had him off a leash for a second, you know
01:06:44We're practically in the house and then all of a sudden
01:06:47He just shot off like a rocket
01:06:49I've been calling him all night, but he won't come back
01:06:52Well, we can help you find him
01:06:55Yeah
01:06:57Right?
01:06:59Good, thanks
01:07:00Gucci
01:07:02This better not be a trap
01:07:03Just come on
01:07:05Gucci!
01:07:08Gucci!
01:07:09Gucci!
01:07:10Hey, hey, hey, where's Michelangelo?
01:07:12I thought you were both together, why isn't he here with you?
01:07:15Oh, um, he's...
01:07:17Sorry, I'm late, Dad
01:07:18Where were you?
01:07:20I had to stop for late night delivery at Mastrionis
01:07:22It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:07:25If this doesn't ring out of hiding, nothing will
01:07:27Smart move, dude
01:07:30Here, ladies
01:07:30Here, ladies, take a piece of this prosciutto here
01:07:32That's it
01:07:33I'm in the air
01:07:38Gucci!
01:07:49He's hopeless
01:07:56We've been looking for him all night long
01:08:00We're never gonna find him
01:08:03Don't give up, Dad
01:08:04He's just off having a little adventure
01:08:05Keep looking
01:08:06He'll turn up in a few minutes
01:08:07See?
01:08:10They're not gonna kill us
01:08:11I do have to admit, though
01:08:13I didn't expect to see this side of him
01:08:15He's really there for his dad
01:08:18His dad's dog
01:08:20So you approve now?
01:08:23They didn't say that
01:08:24Gucci!
01:08:27Gucci!
01:08:32My boy's back!
01:08:33Okay, okay
01:08:42I'm a little closer to approving
01:08:46I might have possibly misjudged you
01:08:58A little
01:09:00It's okay
01:09:02Most of what the tabloids publish is true
01:09:04They just leave out part of the story
01:09:07Amelia
01:09:09Can we talk?
01:09:14Please?
01:09:17Amelia
01:09:18Can we talk?
01:09:22Please?
01:09:23Okay
01:09:24Amelia
01:09:33I'm sorry about earlier tonight
01:09:36I shouldn't have attacked your sister
01:09:40And I shouldn't have blown up at you
01:09:41For mentioning the contract
01:09:42I hope that you know you
01:09:47Mean so much more to me
01:09:49Than just a business agreement
01:09:50Thanks for saying that
01:09:53I needed to hear that
01:09:56And I'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:10:00You're not one
01:10:02I'm still learning new things about you
01:10:05Most of them are good
01:10:07I'm happy we signed the contract
01:10:11I'm not
01:10:13You're not?
01:10:17What do you mean?
01:10:20Amelia, this might sound crazy, but
01:10:23I meant it when I said that I love you
01:10:26And I don't want some silly piece of paper
01:10:30To be the reason that we stay together
01:10:31I want to know that our love is real
01:10:35Dad
01:10:38What is it, son?
01:10:40I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia
01:10:43Why, son?
01:10:45Because I want to ask her to marry me
01:10:48Because I want to ask her to marry me
01:10:48And not because of some legal obligation
01:10:53But because she wants to
01:10:56Consider our contract null and void
01:11:04Amelia
01:11:11Where will it be?
01:11:16Will you marry me?
01:11:20Will you marry me?
01:11:23Yes
01:11:24I'll marry you
01:11:25You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:11:43And I'm the happiest dog walker
01:11:46Look at me
01:11:48I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct
01:11:50All right, all right, you two
01:11:54That's enough, all right?
01:11:56We spent this whole night together
01:11:57Come over to my place, all right?
01:12:00We'll have a nice breakfast
01:12:01Italian style, huh?
01:12:03Hopefully it's not too rich for you
01:12:05I think I can get used to it
01:12:08And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:12:11I want to hear from everybody involved
01:12:13Especially Coldplay
01:12:15We're not getting Coldplay, Dad
01:12:17It was worth a try
01:12:35And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows
01:12:46Michelangelo?
01:12:50Amelia
01:12:51Even though we're far from a perfect couple
01:12:56We're perfect together
01:12:58I've learned so much from you
01:13:01In such a short amount of time
01:13:03And not just about dogs
01:13:05I don't know how I ever managed anything without you
01:13:10I'm looking forward to your support and counsel
01:13:18As I take over the family business from my father this year
01:13:21And in return, I promise to be patient
01:13:28And a loving husband
01:13:29As you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of
01:13:33Amelia, you're the only thing better than free underwear
01:13:43I love you so much
01:13:45I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model
01:13:56But here we are
01:13:58Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell
01:14:01And you've taught me how to live life to the fullest
01:14:03Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy
01:14:06And although we haven't spent much time together
01:14:14With the power vested in me by almighty God
01:14:25And the city of Beverly Hills
01:14:27I now pronounce you husband and wife
01:14:29You may kiss your bride
01:14:31Thanks
01:14:40I'm Betsy
01:14:43Amelia's sister
01:14:44I'm Jake
01:14:45Another dog walker
01:14:47It's crazy
01:14:49You know, given my sister
01:14:50But
01:14:51I've always been more of a cat person
01:14:53Me too
01:15:06Stronger faith, close family
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