Situationship With My Billionaire Friend Full Movie

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00:00:00Oh my god, she's insane.

00:00:11What are you doing here?

00:00:15Beth, you set me up.

00:00:19You stay away from me.

00:00:22You're insane.

00:00:25Can't let you ruin my wedding, Miss Leanne.

00:00:29You and Asher, or you're a great couple.

00:00:33I'm sorry, Leanne.

00:00:37But you've got to go.

00:00:41They say that sex ruins everything.

00:00:53And sometimes, they're right.

00:00:57What was that, baby?

00:00:59Awesome.

00:01:01We done here?

00:01:03Yeah, I think I did my job.

00:01:07Yes! Yes! Yes!

00:01:11Are we done here?

00:01:17You were the best.

00:01:19You were amazing.

00:01:21Was it good for you?

00:01:23Awesome.

00:01:24What's your name again?

00:01:27Money.

00:01:28We need to talk.

00:01:30What?

00:01:31I'm breaking up with you.

00:01:33What do you mean you are breaking up with me?

00:01:36I mean, I'm breaking up with you.

00:01:39This isn't working out.

00:01:42Goodbye, money.

00:01:47I can't do this anymore.

00:01:48What do you mean you were breaking up with me?

00:01:50I mean, I'm breaking up with you.

00:01:52This isn't working out.

00:01:53But...

00:01:54Take care, Monique.

00:01:56What am I doing?

00:02:13So, I tell her...

00:02:15Dude, that's not a pickle.

00:02:17That's an okra.

00:02:19Like, seriously?

00:02:21So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.

00:02:24I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.

00:02:30How about you and I...

00:02:31Um, you're...

00:02:32Just excuse me for a moment.

00:02:34Be right back.

00:02:38So, I was thinking...

00:02:40How about we get out of here and go back to my place?

00:02:45Sorry.

00:02:46I'll be right back.

00:02:49Damn it!

00:02:50Shit!

00:02:51I'm so sorry.

00:02:52I'm so sorry.

00:02:54Oh, my God.

00:02:55Asher?

00:02:56Yeah.

00:02:57What are you doing?

00:02:58I'm drowning in my sorrows, you?

00:03:00Here.

00:03:01Do you want to grab a drink?

00:03:02Can you grab a drink?

00:03:03Sure.

00:03:04Come on.

00:03:05There you go.

00:03:06Okay.

00:03:07I'm so sorry.

00:03:08Oh, my God.

00:03:09Oh, my God.

00:03:10Asher?

00:03:11What are you doing?

00:03:12I'm drowning in my sorrows, you?

00:03:13Damn.

00:03:14Do you want to grab a drink?

00:03:15Sure.

00:03:16Do you want to grab a drink?

00:03:17Sure.

00:03:18how did i ever lose touch with my undergrad bff uh life i guess we should vow to never let

00:03:28that happen again pinkie swear thank you friends forever stop doing that

00:03:35we should vow to never let that happen again pinkie swear thank you

00:03:43swear friends forever stop doing that

00:03:47thank you oh what about work i actually just started a new job i'm doing marketing at jengard

00:03:59small world never biggest client no way wait what do you do i work at a software development startup

00:04:08hey what about your love life what what about your love life oh my god years of bad sex with jerks

00:04:27a lifetime of one night stands with shallow women cheers mate

00:04:32how about we

00:04:36stop it no hey we're friends well if you ever do want a nerve-shattering orgasm i'm your man

00:04:45sex ruins everything yeah i suppose you're right

00:04:51i'll be your wing woman though and i'm your wing man

00:04:57if you ever do want a nerve-shattering orgasm i'll be your gear whoever picks up a nerve-shattering

00:05:04you

00:05:05you

00:05:07you

00:05:11you

00:05:17you

00:05:19you

00:05:21you

00:05:22I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.

00:05:44I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.

00:05:48I think I peed myself a little bit.

00:05:50And I have that effect on women.

00:05:57I forgot how pretty you are.

00:06:00Thanks.

00:06:02I think.

00:06:05It's never loose touch again.

00:06:11Friends forever?

00:06:14Friends forever.

00:06:20Friends forever.

00:06:27I hope you enjoyed the video.

00:07:30Let's do that again.

00:07:37Oh my god, what are you doing here?

00:07:51I don't know. What am I doing here?

00:07:54Oh, my head. My head.

00:07:57Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.

00:08:01Hey, that means since we're here.

00:08:08What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Bad idea.

00:08:11What?

00:08:12Last night was a bad idea.

00:08:15Why?

00:08:15Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.

00:08:22Fuck, sex reminds everything.

00:08:25I suppose you're right.

00:08:28But still.

00:08:30But still.

00:08:33I have a proposition.

00:08:37What?

00:08:38Friends with benefits.

00:08:40Sex without strings.

00:08:43You do you, I do me.

00:08:46And we do each other.

00:08:47Interesting.

00:08:59Okay, sold.

00:09:03And benefits.

00:09:17And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.

00:09:33Hello, ladies.

00:09:41Asher?

00:09:44You two know each other?

00:09:47Yeah.

00:09:49We know each other from college.

00:09:51He's one of my best friends.

00:09:53What are you doing here?

00:09:55He's here to see my father.

00:09:56Wait, what?

00:09:57Daddy owns the company.

00:09:59I know.

00:10:00I actually own the company I work at.

00:10:04He's worth billions.

00:10:05And here I thought I knew everything about you.

00:10:08I've been busy since college.

00:10:10Clearly.

00:10:11Listen, I gotta run, but talk to you later?

00:10:16Sure.

00:10:18Good to see you, Beth.

00:10:19You too.

00:10:23Oh, what a man.

00:10:30What's this?

00:10:37I took the liberty of drawing up a friends with benefits contract.

00:10:41A contract?

00:10:42It outlines the parameters of our relationship.

00:10:44Okay.

00:10:46Article 1.

00:10:47Nobody knows.

00:10:49It might get in the way of us seeing other people.

00:10:51Good point.

00:10:52Article 2.

00:10:53We meet at a mutually agreed upon place,

00:10:55at a mutually agreed upon time.

00:10:57Okay.

00:10:58Article 3.

00:11:00Honesty and transparency are a must.

00:11:02Agreed.

00:11:04Article 4.

00:11:06No lies.

00:11:09No lies.

00:11:11Article 5.

00:11:14Once one party sleeps with another person,

00:11:17the agreement is over.

00:11:19I don't like that one.

00:11:21It gets too complicated otherwise.

00:11:26Fine.

00:11:29And finally.

00:11:35Friends first.

00:11:37Friends first.

00:11:48Let's eat.

00:11:49Let's eat.

00:12:16Bye.

00:12:18Bye.

00:12:19Bye.

00:12:20Bye.

00:12:21Bye.

00:12:21no i think the wife did it and i think you're insane no you do

00:12:48will you go out with me what on a date like will you go on a date with me a real one no

00:13:06what i mean no the contract uh forget the contract no friends first remember

00:13:21sex romance it ruins everything

00:13:28usher you mean way too much to me for that

00:13:36come on

00:13:46friends first

00:13:53friends first

00:13:54so see you at seven tonight yes you will

00:14:07oh my god

00:14:21he asked me out he asked me out breathe breathe i've been crushing on him for so long

00:14:28on asher yes

00:14:30he asked you out yes on a date yes yes yes will you grab a coffee with me later because you two are such

00:14:37good friends you can give me some tips oh um yeah okay i gotta go i'm getting a money ready for the

00:14:47the big plate i'm totally freaking out

00:14:58so

00:15:02where was he born philadelphia philadelphia uh favorite food

00:15:07um

00:15:11he likes hot fudge sundaes

00:15:17i like your pen i've never seen that color before

00:15:20daddy has a made for me special it's my favorite color heliotrope purple

00:15:23cool cool what about sports

00:15:29both why don't you just ask him this yourself on your date

00:15:32i can't do that if i'm gonna marry this man he's gotta think we're meant to be

00:15:39mary you got a problem with that

00:15:41why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow

00:15:51me and asher

00:15:54no no no never he's we're we're friends we're best friends good

00:16:02by the way i love your outfit where'd you get it oh mason's on third super cute okay let's carry

00:16:09on uh siblings

00:16:15and being an only child i was an only child as well really cool anyhow being an only child my parents

00:16:24i'm in the art camp in philadelphia i was born in philly shut up it's my favorite city where was the

00:16:32school um i can i interest you in some dessert

00:16:45how about we um share a hot fudge sundae that is my favorite dessert

00:16:50i can't believe how much we have in common

00:17:01i had a wonderful time

00:17:04i really hope we can do this again

00:17:07that would be great good night

00:17:11oh my okay thank you

00:17:19listen i should really head out thank you uh take care why don't you come up

00:17:28and i will

00:17:30fuck you it's within an inch of your life

00:17:36i don't think that would be such a good idea why because i've sworn off one night stands

00:17:45i'm a one night stand no no it uh that's not what it meant it's just sex ruins everything

00:17:51let's wait let's wait so it can be perfect yeah

00:18:02yes

00:18:06okay toodles

00:18:08beth it was nice we have a lot in common

00:18:22are you jealous no

00:18:30did you um did you sleep together no but not for a lack of a trying

00:18:38beth

00:18:39beth she's an animal oh god stop it besides i don't want to ruin our arrangement

00:18:48not for beth you don't yeah my days of one night stands are over i want to wait just in case she

00:18:54is the one you never know i want to get off on the right foot

00:19:05i'm never getting married

00:19:08i'm ready to settle down

00:19:12oh

00:19:15you do you

00:19:17to each his own agreed

00:19:20did you steal my fudge maybe

00:19:21give it back

00:19:22give it back

00:19:23come on

00:19:27it's my strawberry

00:19:28all right

00:19:28that was rude

00:19:36that was rude

00:19:41Leon Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.

00:20:12You will not have feelings for Asher.

00:20:15True love does not exist.

00:20:18You will only get hurt.

00:20:20He is your friend.

00:20:22Don't blow it.

00:20:24Friendship first.

00:20:26Leon Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.

00:20:30You will not have feelings for Asher.

00:20:32True love does not exist.

00:20:34You will only get hurt.

00:20:36He is your friend.

00:20:37Don't blow it.

00:20:38Friendship first.

00:20:43Leon Lamont.

00:20:44Hey.

00:20:46Hey.

00:20:47Hey.

00:20:48Hey.

00:20:49Hey.

00:20:51Hey.

00:20:53Hey.

00:20:57Shit.

00:20:58I'm so sorry.

00:21:18My bad.

00:21:19My fault.

00:21:20Hang on.

00:21:23You got a tissue?

00:21:29Here.

00:21:30Let me.

00:21:30Hey.

00:21:31What are you doing?

00:21:32Stop cock-plucking me.

00:21:33Oh.

00:21:34Oh.

00:21:34I didn't realize.

00:21:36Hey Asher.

00:21:38Eric.

00:21:39Okay.

00:21:43Well.

00:21:44See you guys later.

00:21:48Here.

00:21:53I'm Leanne, by the way.

00:21:55I'm Eric.

00:21:56That was fun.

00:22:07Yeah.

00:22:07Was that fun?

00:22:08Or was Eric fun?

00:22:13Both.

00:22:13Okay.

00:22:14You got to watch out for him.

00:22:15He's a player.

00:22:17So what?

00:22:19Think I can't handle myself?

00:22:21No.

00:22:21That's not what I'm saying.

00:22:22Oh my God.

00:22:26Are you jealous?

00:22:28No.

00:22:29I'm not jealous.

00:22:29Why would I be jealous?

00:22:30We're friends with benefits.

00:22:32Remember?

00:22:34Yeah.

00:22:36You don't have to be a dick about it.

00:22:37Okay.

00:22:38I'm not being a dick.

00:22:39You're just making another bad choice.

00:22:44I can handle myself.

00:22:47Yeah.

00:22:47Fine.

00:22:48Be that way.

00:22:52You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.

00:22:56Maybe we need to end this...

00:22:59arrangement.

00:23:01Maybe you were so shut down that you can only date asshole men.

00:23:09Maybe you should go fuck yourself.

00:23:14Maybe I will.

00:23:18Yes.

00:23:22That's me.

00:23:30Oh my God.

00:23:35I'm Eric.

00:23:43What are you doing here?

00:23:46Had a meeting with Beth's dad.

00:23:50That's for Eric.

00:23:52Yes.

00:23:56They're nice.

00:24:01Listen.

00:24:02I'm really sorry about last night.

00:24:06I was out of line.

00:24:07No.

00:24:09No, I was out of line.

00:24:14I'm so sorry about the slap.

00:24:18Oh my God.

00:24:18I'm so sorry about the slap.

00:24:20Yeah, I deserved it.

00:24:26Friends forever?

00:24:29Friends forever.

00:24:33Dinner later?

00:24:36Sounds awesome.

00:24:36Someone's in a good mood.

00:24:57Oh, it's just...

00:24:59I'm just so happy.

00:25:01You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.

00:25:07I think he could be the one.

00:25:10Oh.

00:25:11I think I'm falling in love.

00:25:13You've only just started dating.

00:25:16Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?

00:25:22Yeah.

00:25:23That's us.

00:25:24You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.

00:25:33He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.

00:25:37I hope you aren't jealous.

00:25:40He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.

00:25:42Oh.

00:25:43Oh.

00:25:44No.

00:25:45I don't know.

00:25:46I...

00:25:47I just want him to be happy.

00:25:48By the way, I love your lipstick.

00:25:49It's so...

00:25:50unique.

00:25:51What color is it?

00:25:52Paris pink.

00:25:53Hmm.

00:25:54I love it.

00:25:55Anyway, gotta go.

00:25:57Toodles.

00:25:58Huh?

00:25:59Why are you so down?

00:26:10What's wrong?

00:26:11Nothing.

00:26:12Famous last words?

00:26:15Is it attic?

00:26:18Of course not.

00:26:20How's Beth, by the way?

00:26:22She thinks that you're going to settle down with her.

00:26:25Yeah, you never know.

00:26:26never know. Give me your hand. I'll tell you what's going to happen. Come on. Okay. Okay.

00:26:37This is your lifeline. It's long. You have a nice long life. Okay. This is your headline

00:26:48for wisdom. And looks like you have done some stupid things.

00:26:56And this is your lifeline. So you've got a rocky beginning over here, but you have a long line

00:27:08of love ahead of you.

00:27:15You want to go home and fuck? Great idea.

00:27:34Great idea.

00:27:41Great idea.

00:27:48Great idea.

00:28:24It looks like we had fun last night.

00:28:32Do you have a key?

00:28:36One second.

00:28:41What a nice trick.

00:29:03Who is that?

00:29:11I have no idea.

00:29:13Hello?

00:29:14Your front door is unlocked.

00:29:17My front door.

00:29:21That's...

00:29:33How could you?

00:29:38Beth!

00:29:39Wait, Beth!

00:29:40Fuck, what have I done?

00:29:43What do you mean, what have you done?

00:29:46Beth, it's not what it looks like!

00:29:58Hey, what are you doing?

00:30:00I'm leaving.

00:30:01I'm getting dressed.

00:30:02I'm going.

00:30:03I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.

00:30:04I'm sorry, okay?

00:30:05You didn't do anything.

00:30:06It was me.

00:30:07I fucked up.

00:30:08You said it wasn't serious.

00:30:10It wasn't.

00:30:11It isn't.

00:30:12It doesn't matter.

00:30:13I fucked up.

00:30:14Whatever it is.

00:30:15It was.

00:30:16I fucked it up, okay?

00:30:20I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.

00:30:24Yeah.

00:30:29Yeah.

00:30:35Huns worse.

00:30:41Huns worse.

00:30:54Hey, Beth.

00:30:58Go away.

00:31:04I need to talk to you.

00:31:08I'd fire her, except Daddy said we'd get sued.

00:31:11You, on the other hand, I don't want to speak to you ever again.

00:31:15It's not what you think, okay?

00:31:16It was a stupid game, friends with benefits, but it's over now, okay?

00:31:20I promise.

00:31:24Do you love her?

00:31:29Of course not.

00:31:31Okay, she means nothing to me.

00:31:35Really?

00:31:37Hey, I want to see what happens between us, you and me.

00:31:43Please, give me another chance.

00:31:52I suppose.

00:31:54Okay.

00:32:10Leanne, it's me again.

00:32:13Don't know why you're avoiding me.

00:32:15I'm so confused.

00:32:17Friends forever, remember?

00:32:18Eric.

00:32:25Hi.

00:32:26I'm sorry if it's been a while.

00:32:29I know I've been out of touch, but...

00:32:32I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.

00:32:35Asher, Asher, it's me.

00:32:46I haven't heard from you in like four hours.

00:32:48What's going on?

00:32:49Are you with Leanne?

00:32:50Call me.

00:32:50Okay, Leanne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but I'll leave you alone now.

00:33:10If you ever want to be friends again, you know where to find me.

00:33:13Okay.

00:33:14It's Eric.

00:33:35Leave a message.

00:33:36Hey, Eric.

00:33:39Um, I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night, and I wanted to see what

00:33:45you were doing later.

00:33:46Asher?

00:33:47Asher, where are you?

00:33:49Why won't you call me back?

00:33:50I know you're with her.

00:33:52You lied to me.

00:33:55Okay.

00:33:56Miss you.

00:33:57Call me.

00:33:58Bye.

00:33:58Beth, I got your 35 messages.

00:34:07Listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but maybe

00:34:13we need to slow things down a bit.

00:34:16I'll call you when I can.

00:34:17Hey, hey, hey, hey, babe.

00:34:46Slow down.

00:34:47To love.

00:34:56Wait.

00:34:58Love sucks.

00:35:02Okay.

00:35:03I think we've had enough.

00:35:07How about we head back to the mud?

00:35:13Fabulous.

00:35:16Easy.

00:35:17What a good you do, isn't it?

00:35:47Hey.

00:35:47Come on.

00:35:48daughter interfaces.

00:35:52Hey.

00:35:54Hey.

00:35:57Hey.

00:35:59Hey.

00:36:13Hey.

00:36:14Hey.

00:36:15Hey.

00:36:16I'm just so happy to see you again.

00:36:19Yeah, I'm sorry I've been aloof.

00:36:21Just been going through some stuff.

00:36:22You want to talk about it, baby?

00:36:24No, that's okay.

00:36:25Just life.

00:36:26Is it Leanne?

00:36:28I don't want to talk about Leanne.

00:36:31You know, her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.

00:36:33I thought she wasn't into Eric.

00:36:35Well, when I was out and about this morning,

00:36:37I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.

00:36:41It would look like her clothes from last night.

00:36:44No way, she would never. He's a knob.

00:36:48Which is why I grabbed a photo.

00:36:54I guess she's not the same you think she is.

00:37:14Why is she also talking about her?

00:37:16What if she is talking about her?

00:37:18No way, she would never.

00:37:20Maybe she would never.

00:37:22No way, she would never do it.

00:37:24Maybe she would never.

00:37:26I guess, she would never do it.

00:37:28I guess she would never do it.

00:37:30Something like that she would never do.

00:38:32What the fuck, Leanne? How could you miss that?

00:38:41Sorry, I'm trying my best.

00:38:43Hey, your best isn't good enough. You cost us the game.

00:38:48Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.

00:38:50Don't tell me what to do, woman.

00:38:52She can handle herself.

00:38:54Remember, that part of your life is over.

00:38:56Asher? Look at the loser.

00:38:59It's all embarrassing.

00:39:02Fucking prick.

00:39:04Come here.

00:39:08Come on.

00:39:26Come on.

00:39:27Come on.

00:39:28Come on.

00:39:29Come on.

00:39:30Come on.

00:39:31Come on.

00:39:32Come on.

00:39:33Come on.

00:39:34Come on.

00:39:35Come on.

00:39:36Come on.

00:39:37Come on.

00:39:38Come on.

00:39:39Come on.

00:39:40Come on.

00:39:41Come on.

00:39:42Come on.

00:39:43Come on.

00:39:44Come on.

00:39:45Come on.

00:39:46Come on.

00:39:47Come on.

00:40:18Are you breaking up with me?

00:40:24I wouldn't call it breaking up.

00:40:26We only just got back together.

00:40:29Beth, we were never together.

00:40:33I mean, we went out like six times.

00:40:36You said you wanted to see where things went.

00:40:38Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.

00:40:42I'm so sorry, I never meant to hurt you.

00:40:46You're fired.

00:40:48You can't fire me.

00:40:49I don't work at your company and I own mine.

00:40:52I'll fire Leanne.

00:40:54You can't.

00:40:55She'll sue.

00:40:58Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.

00:41:02And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.

00:41:08Yeah.

00:41:08Are you okay?

00:41:28Shit.

00:41:29Shit.

00:41:30Shit.

00:41:31Shit.

00:41:32Shit.

00:41:33Shit.

00:41:34Shit.

00:41:35AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

00:43:05We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.

00:43:11Love, her friend with benefits, Leanne.

00:43:16XO, XO.

00:43:20When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leanne.

00:43:26I can't believe you think I'm lying.

00:43:30Then how do you explain these texts?

00:43:32I don't know. I didn't send it.

00:43:35You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.

00:43:40I'm going to be so stupid.

00:43:43I am not seeing Eric.

00:43:47Why would I cheat on you?

00:43:49You're my lover. You're my best friend.

00:43:52Lear, yeah.

00:43:55I am not a cheater.

00:43:58I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there,

00:44:00but if you want to break up over this, then fine.

00:44:08I do.

00:44:13Kate.

00:44:13You're my lover.

00:44:21Oh, my God.

00:44:25I'm not thinking he's ever been around.

00:44:29I don't know.

00:44:34I don't know.

00:44:34I will, I will, I will!

00:44:59Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert.

00:45:03Or both.

00:45:04Thoughts?

00:45:04Please, don't marry her.

00:45:10You don't love her.

00:45:12You're rebounding.

00:45:19I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids.

00:45:22Thoughts?

00:45:24A string quartet instead of a jazz trio.

00:45:27Thoughts?

00:45:31They say he's the photographer to the stars.

00:45:34Thoughts?

00:45:49See your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.

00:45:53I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog.

00:45:57Did you know that?

00:45:58It's crazy.

00:45:59Oh my god.

00:46:00Oh my god.

00:46:01Hello?

00:46:02Did you get my messages?

00:46:07You're going to love the photographer.

00:46:08He's awesome.

00:46:08I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman.

00:46:12Could you run down and grab them?

00:46:12Sure.

00:46:13Thanks.

00:46:13Hello. Did you get my messages? You're going to love the photographer. He's awesome. I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman. Could you run down and grab them? Sure.

00:46:43Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.

00:47:03You are gone, Leanne Lamont. Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again. Ever.

00:47:13Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated. Effective now.

00:47:24Wait, what?

00:47:26Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.

00:47:31Who's the source?

00:47:37Oh my God. Why would she do this?

00:47:40Lovers scorned, I suppose.

00:47:44No, it's not true. This will ruin me.

00:47:46You know, Asher, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.

00:47:52But you never speak to me again.

00:47:56So I'm stuck with you.

00:47:58Mr. Fallon, I swear.

00:48:01This isn't true.

00:48:02It doesn't matter at this point. It's already in the trades.

00:48:06You're toxic, Asher.

00:48:08Nobody will touch you.

00:48:11So now you get your ass out of my office.

00:48:22Asher?

00:48:23You bitch.

00:48:24What?

00:48:25You jealous bitch.

00:48:27What are you doing?

00:48:29What are you...

00:48:30I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday.

00:48:32So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.

00:48:35Honey?

00:48:36What are you talking about?

00:48:38I would never try to ruin you.

00:48:41Well, job well done.

00:48:42Okay, let's just figure this out.

00:48:44Stay away from me.

00:48:47Asher, you're one of my best friends.

00:48:50We are not friends.

00:48:52Okay, we are nothing.

00:48:53Stay away from me.

00:48:56Don't contact me.

00:48:57Don't speak to me.

00:48:59Don't look at me.

00:49:05You are dead to me.

00:49:07You are dead to me.

00:49:24I'm...

00:49:24You are dead to me.

00:49:25違うよ

00:49:25I'm...

00:49:26I'm having

00:49:35You are dead to me.

00:49:39Amen.

00:49:39I am...

00:49:43You are dead to her.

00:49:45I'm...

00:49:47I'm...

00:49:48I'm sick.

00:49:48I'm...

00:49:49I'm...

00:49:52I'm...

00:51:52Oh my God, this is crazy.

00:52:11I didn't write this.

00:52:18Heliotrope purple.

00:52:20It was Beth.

00:52:23She's been trying to break us up all along.

00:52:37Oh my God.

00:52:38I think someone's had a day.

00:52:40I have to warn him.

00:52:44Come on, come on.

00:52:45Sure.

00:52:47Okay.

00:52:49Come on.

00:52:50Shit, he blocked me?

00:52:56Shit, he blocked me?

00:52:56Beth?

00:52:57Beth?

00:53:03Beth?

00:53:10Beth?

00:53:15Beth?

00:53:22Beth?

00:53:23Beth?

00:53:24Beth?

00:53:25Beth?

00:53:26Beth?

00:53:27Beth?

00:53:28Beth?

00:53:29Beth?

00:53:30Beth?

00:53:31Beth?

00:53:32Beth?

00:53:33Beth?

00:53:35Beth?

00:53:36Beth?

00:53:37Beth?

00:53:38Excuse me?

00:53:40Oh, my God.

00:54:10Oh, my God.

00:54:29She's insane.

00:54:31What are you doing here?

00:54:35Beth.

00:54:37You set me up.

00:54:40You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.

00:54:43I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.

00:54:48And I won.

00:54:51You stay away from me.

00:54:53You're insane.

00:54:58I'll scream.

00:54:59Nobody will hear you.

00:55:00I can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.

00:55:10I'm not going to ruin your wedding.

00:55:15I promise, Beth.

00:55:17Okay?

00:55:18You and Asher, or you're a great couple.

00:55:23He loves you.

00:55:26Why don't I just go away?

00:55:29I'll move.

00:55:31I'll quit my job.

00:55:32So, just, please, Beth, don't hurt me.

00:55:38Okay?

00:55:39I'm sorry, Leanne.

00:55:43But you've got to go.

00:55:50I'm sorry, Leanne.

00:55:54But you've got to go.

00:55:56No.

00:55:57No.

00:56:07I'm sorry.

00:56:12No.

00:56:16No.

00:56:18No.

00:56:19No.

00:56:20No.

00:56:22No.

00:56:23No.

00:56:24No.

00:56:25I don't know.

00:56:55Don't bother.

00:57:13That pipe's in there good.

00:57:15You're not going anywhere.

00:57:18You're crazy.

00:57:20You're never getting away with it.

00:57:22Oh, and I will.

00:57:24See, I'm getting married today,

00:57:26and then we'll go on our honeymoon,

00:57:28and when I get back,

00:57:30you'll be dead.

00:57:33I hear starvation is a long

00:57:35and painful death.

00:57:40You bitch.

00:57:42You bitch!

00:57:44Oh, and by the way,

00:57:47you're fired!

00:57:51Toodles!

00:57:52Oh,

00:57:53and by the way,

00:57:53the bathroom is a long

00:57:57multiply,

00:57:58and by the way.

00:57:58Oh,

00:58:00and by the way,

00:58:01we have to go out to theangs,

00:58:01and so there are a lot of이식

00:58:08and regulations andisis

00:58:09be noises.

00:58:09Oh,

00:58:10and that agre��

00:58:14is a bargain.

00:58:16I don't know.

00:58:46I don't know.

00:59:16I don't know.

00:59:46I don't know.

01:00:16I don't know.

01:00:17I don't know.

01:00:18I don't know.

01:00:19I don't know.

01:00:20I don't know.

01:00:21I don't know.

01:00:22What are you doing here?

01:00:23Keep going fast.

01:00:24What's going on, Beth?

01:00:26Security, take this woman away.

01:00:28She's clearly deranged.

01:00:30Come on, dearly beloved.

01:00:31We are gathered here today.

01:00:32Let's go finish it.

01:00:33Go finish it.

01:00:34Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.

01:00:41What?

01:00:42That's completely absurd.

01:00:44Is this true?

01:00:45She's crazy.

01:00:46Security!

01:00:47She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.

01:00:51Asher, you love me.

01:00:52We're getting married today.

01:00:53Go, go, go!

01:00:54Go away you crazy bitch from ruining everything!

01:00:58Go away you crazy bitch from ruining everything!

01:00:59Go away you crazy bitch from ruining everything!

01:01:00Beth, how could you?

01:01:01I did it for you baby, for us.

01:01:02Get off me!

01:01:03Get off me!

01:01:04I will kill you.

01:01:11I will kill you!

01:01:14bitch from ruining everything!

01:01:16Beth, how could you?

01:01:18I did it for you, baby, for us.

01:01:20Get off me!

01:01:26I will kill you.

01:01:28I will kill you!

01:01:30Get off me!

01:01:32Hey!

01:01:34No!

01:01:36No, no, no, no!

01:01:38No, no, no, no!

01:01:40Ah! Beth, how could you take me?

01:01:42Asher, run over me! You're not going to be blind!

01:01:48Hey.

01:01:50You okay?

01:01:52Yeah, I think so.

01:01:54Okay.

01:01:56God. God.

01:01:58Someone grab a chair.

01:02:02You okay?

01:02:04Yeah, I think so.

01:02:06Okay.

01:02:08God. God.

01:02:10Someone grab a chair.

01:02:16Babe.

01:02:17Hey.

01:02:18Wake up, babe.

01:02:19Baby, wake up.

01:02:20Baby.

01:02:21Hey.

01:02:22Wake up.

01:02:23Wake up, baby.

01:02:24Leanne.

01:02:27Asher.

01:02:28Yes, it's me.

01:02:29And it's all over.

01:02:36I'm so sorry for everything.

01:02:38I'm more sorry.

01:02:39I'm more sorry.

01:02:40You saved me.

01:02:41You're my hero.

01:02:42You're my hero.

01:02:48Sure, I love you.

01:02:51I love you, Leanne.

01:02:58Let me help you.

01:02:59Come on.

01:03:00Uh, but before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.

01:03:18Will you marry me?

01:03:21Yes.

01:03:22Yes.

01:03:23Yes.

01:03:24Yes.

01:03:25Yes.

01:03:26Yes.

01:03:27Yes.

01:03:28Yes.

01:03:29Yes.

01:03:30Yes.

01:03:31Yes.

01:03:32They say that sex ruins everything.

01:03:34But sometimes it makes everything better.

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