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00:00You
00:30What? Time travel?
00:42Excuse me
00:44You
00:58What even is any of this?
01:08Who are you?
01:14You
01:26Where are we?
01:28Toronto, Canada
01:30When are we?
01:32The future
01:38And you're?
01:40Scott Pilgrim
01:44Doctor
01:46I
01:48I
01:50I
01:52I
01:54I
01:56I
01:58I
02:00I
02:02I
02:04I
04:06Whoa!
04:09We live here?
04:27No way!
04:29Yes way!
04:30Here, let me show you our house.
04:34Whoa!
04:37Whoa!
04:39Oh!
04:41Hey!
04:42Hey!
04:43This place is so cool.
04:51It's just...
04:52Was there a reason you brought me here?
04:54Because I was kind of in the middle of fighting some dude.
04:57He said he said he was part of some kind of hockey league?
05:01Ha!
05:02The league of evil exes.
05:03That takes me back.
05:04So many adventures ago.
05:06That's right!
05:07Evil exes!
05:08Whatever happened with that?
05:09Well, let me break it down for you.
05:11Fighting those exes was the biggest mistake of our entire life.
05:15Because we lost?
05:16No.
05:17Because we won.
05:19Come on, I'll show you.
05:22Whoa!
05:23VR?
05:24You have virtual reality in the future?
05:26Oh, we have it all.
05:27The future's more futuristic than they originally predicted.
05:29You're gonna love it here.
05:30I am?
05:31For how long?
05:32Huh?
05:33Welcome.
05:34To the future's more futuristic than they originally predicted.
05:35You're gonna love it here.
05:36I am?
05:37For how long?
05:38Huh?
05:39Welcome to the VR chamber.
05:57Wow!
05:58Yeah!
05:59When did Knives Chow get here?
06:00Come on.
06:01Wow.
06:03When did Knives Chow get here?
06:05Come on.
06:17Give this one a spin.
06:31Me and Ramona? How did you do this?
06:35That was so easy. I paid some nerd on the internet.
06:38That's that one guy! I know him!
06:41This is the league, eh? They don't look so tough.
06:45That guy just skateboarded to his death.
06:47God, they're chumps. Seven deadly chumps.
06:50Wait, is that our ex? What's she doing here?
06:54Do we have to confront our past or something? Because that sounds terrible.
06:57I'm telling you, the whole thing was terrible.
07:00And for what?
07:02We punched a girl in the boob?
07:04Circumstances beyond my control!
07:07So Ramona dated a robot. That's progressive.
07:11No, no. She dated the twins.
07:13They're humans.
07:14What is this?
07:15Another red flag, pal.
07:17I don't see any flag, and it's all red.
07:20No, it's a figure of speech.
07:22God.
07:24Oh, we get married? This is really sweet, actually.
07:28And a honeymoon in Florida. I love it!
07:31Yeah, I met Optimus Prime. Optimus f***ing Prime.
07:35This is a really nice project, man.
07:38Oh, is that... that's not part of it anymore.
07:41Ignore that one. I told him to take that out.
07:43Next screen. The next one is what's important.
07:46Now, this one looks like it's in a completely different style.
07:53Oh, what are you talking about? It's the exact same, if not better.
07:57No, it's definitely worse.
07:59Whoever did this is bad at heart.
08:03So... we're divorced?
08:05Well, technically, we're separated.
08:07Oh, man. When?
08:09After the honeymoon.
08:11A few... twelve... thirteen odd years later.
08:14Yeah.
08:15Years?
08:16We must have had some good times.
08:18Oh, sure. But those aren't in the simulation.
08:23Back to the tour.
08:27Oh, I haven't even mentioned the band.
08:29Sex Bob-omb is still going? Cool.
08:40Sex Bob-omb?
08:41Ugh! No, ancient history.
08:43I'm talking about my new band, Poppin' Twin Beat.
08:45The members are me and the twins.
08:47That's the... the name. You didn't catch that?
08:49I told you about the twins, though, right?
08:51The twins who dated Ramona?
08:53Yeah, like a minute ago.
08:55You said we defeated them.
08:56Oh, yeah. Duh. We kicked their ass.
08:58But after they respond at home,
09:00I guess they learn their lesson or whatever.
09:02You know, sometimes bad guys turn into great guys.
09:05You'll learn that on a later adventure.
09:07Oh, check out our new video.
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09:50It's a bop, right? Over a hundred views!
10:00A hundred and five, actually.
10:05Hey, why is all of old Wallace's old stuff in our garage?
10:09Our garage?
10:11Aw, when I said our house, you thought I meant me and you.
10:16Aw.
10:17Knock, knock. You boys want some iced tea?
10:20Two Scots. Yikes.
10:23Nobody mentioned Sonic the Hedgehog.
10:25It's not what it looks like.
10:26Sonic the Hedgehog?
10:37How can old Wallace afford such a big house?
10:40No offense.
10:41None taken. I can't afford it.
10:43It's kind of a sugar daddy situation.
10:46Sugar what?
10:46My husband is...
10:51Don't!
10:52Well, it's not a secret.
10:53He's not ready. I haven't prepared him.
10:57He's gonna find out one way or another.
10:59All right. All right. I didn't want to do this so soon, but he's right.
11:04Somebody needs to tell you.
11:06Wallace's husband works at Nintendo.
11:10Where they make the video games?
11:12Yes.
11:13Does he get every game for free?
11:15Yes.
11:16He doesn't. That's not true.
11:17It's true.
11:18They get every game for free.
11:22I knew it!
11:24Well, Wallace, I'm really, really happy for you.
11:29Oh, please. You're seething with jealousy. Get your own husband.
11:36Scott Pilgrim is refreshed.
11:38So, why do we live here, old me?
11:40I thought when we grew up, we'd, you know, no offense, stop living with Wallace?
11:45None taken.
11:46This is temporary. We're just crashing here while we figure stuff out.
11:50Stuff with Ramona?
11:52Not everything is about Ramona, okay?
11:55But yeah, obviously stuff with Ramona.
11:57And where's old Wallace's husband? He's at work.
12:00Oh, is that where he is?
12:02Yeah, I guess he's been there for a few weeks then.
12:04What are you insinuating?
12:06I mean, I'd stay there too.
12:08Young Scott, shut up. You're not helping.
12:10I'm regular Scott. He's old Scott.
12:13Fine. Regular Scott, shut up.
12:15Old Scott, why is there a younger you in my kitchen?
12:17Huh!
12:18What do you mean?
12:20This was your idea!
12:22I'm sorry?
12:23Yeah, when me and Ramona were having problems, you said,
12:26too bad I don't have a time machine,
12:28so I can go back and stop myself from dating her in the first place.
12:31Buddy, I was obviously joking.
12:34Well, now you tell me.
12:36For real?
12:38How the hell did you get a time machine in the first place?
12:40That technology hasn't even been invented yet.
12:42Hey, you guys are smart, right?
12:48Do you think time travel is possible?
12:54He's retiring, but...
12:57If Robot-01 was disconnected from the space-time continuum,
13:00he would experience the entire duration of his existence simultaneously.
13:07Which would mean?
13:08In theory, at least.
13:09Sure, yeah.
13:10Time travel.
13:11Kid stuff.
13:12Easy.
13:15Was that seriously the end of the story?
13:17Wait a second.
13:19You brought me to the future so I wouldn't fight the exes?
13:23So I wouldn't date Ramona?
13:24What?
13:25No!
13:26I just wanted someone to play two-player side-scrolling beat-em-ups with, dog!
13:30I don't think that's it.
13:32Okay, all right, all right, yeah.
13:34I took you away from Ramona on purpose.
13:36See, I used to have a heart.
13:38It was right here.
13:40Now it's gone.
13:42Because she tore it out.
13:44She rollerbladed all over it.
13:46Now it's all smooshed and broken and covered in rollerblade tracks.
13:51Hey, I'm sure you two can work it out.
13:54Or you can tell me what you did wrong, and I can go back and do a better job.
13:59You immediately assume I messed up.
14:03Well, I'm a good husband.
14:04I do the dishes, I walk the cats, I make the spaghettis.
14:08And I won't take you back to the past until I know for a fact that you won't date Ramona Flowers.
14:13Ugh.
14:14Because she's the one who's bad news, not us!
14:24Is old me okay?
14:27Remember how you were after Andy Adams dumped you?
14:29It's like that.
14:31Times ten.
14:32Oh no.
14:37Life's a funny thing.
14:39I'm sure not where I expected to be when I woke up this morning in Ramona's bed.
14:43But it's not all bad, I guess.
14:45Hey, I'm Scott, by the way.
14:47Didn't I see you at the rocket back at our show in the past?
14:50I know that was a while ago for you, but did you happen to get any of that on video?
15:00You record video of everything?
15:03Like, everything, everything?
15:08Huh.
15:18Let's start with the moment I left.
15:20Video games rule!
15:47Oh.
15:48Oh.
15:48Oh.
15:48Oh.
15:48Oh.
15:48Oh.
15:49Oh.
15:49Oh.
15:49Oh.
15:49Oh.
15:50Oh.
15:50Oh
16:20We come in peace
16:43Sorry about this he kept asking to see you very annoying anyway, he's your problem now
16:49Hold it, you're not going anywhere
16:52I heard about old you's idiotic time travel plan, sort of thought it was a joke
16:57Convince himself to stop being obsessed with me, has he met himself
17:02That's why I came up with a backup plan
17:04A few years ago, one of your dumb friends wrote a memoir
17:08Scott and Ramona and me, my precious big life as Scott Pilgrim's best pal by old young Neil
17:15Huh
17:16I read it, decent love story
17:19Could have used more Wallace
17:21Scott and Ramona loved each other very, very, very, very, very much
17:27If old Scott was going to erase everything, I wanted there to be some way for you to discover our story
17:32So I sent it back in time
17:37You have a time machine too?
17:39They're made out of parts from an old DeLorean
17:41When I hit 88 miles per hour, I travel through time
17:45I don't know what that is in kilometers
17:47Okay, I get the plan in theory
17:49Except Scott doesn't read books
17:51Yeah, but I thought of that
17:54So I moved some scenes around, combined a few characters
17:58And before I knew it
17:59I had a tight little screenplay
18:01So you thought old me would convince this me that young you was bad news
18:12And he'd send me back home and we'd break up
18:14And then one day I'd be at my local Cineplex and see a preview for a movie about myself
18:19Okay, the plan may have been misguided
18:21I just...
18:23I had to try
18:25I mean...
18:27He's the love of my life
18:29Then it wasn't misguided
18:31Scott, the plan was a disaster
18:34The movie fell apart
18:36Careers ended
18:37That's not the story I saw
18:39Huh?
18:49I saw a story about you
18:53Or another you
18:55The Ramona I left
18:56She was looking for me
18:58Looking for answers
19:00Never giving up
19:01Like that famous detective
19:03Columbo?
19:04I was gonna say Detective Pikachu
19:06But Columbo, exactly
19:08Your Ramona sounds pretty cool
19:10So cool
19:12Well then
19:13We better make sure she gets what she wants
19:15Goodbye, old Wallace
19:21Love the new hair
19:22Call your husband
19:23I agree
19:25Looks hot
19:25And you should call your husband
19:27Don't tell me what to do
19:29But thank you
19:31I do look hot
19:45Hey, baby
19:49Miss me?
19:50How's work?
19:55So that's why you're steaming
19:57Wait, is future me here?
20:01Uh...
20:01I was just gonna drop him off
20:03But figured I'd stick around long enough to say hi
20:06Well...
20:07Hi
20:08Uh...
20:09I gotta get a picture of this
20:11Hey...
20:20This is yours, right?
20:22Oh, thanks, Knives
20:24Um...
20:27While we're talking
20:28FYI
20:29I met someone
20:30So I've gathered
20:32I'm really sorry
20:34I probably should have told you sooner
20:36It all just happened so fast
20:38And maybe this isn't the best time to have this realization
20:41But
20:42I probably shouldn't have been dating you in the first place
20:45Apparently a 23-year-old dating a high schooler is frowned upon by society
20:50Scott
20:53I'm glad you're alive
20:55But
20:57I'm also glad you died
20:58It gave me a lot of space to reflect and grow
21:02So
21:03Thanks
21:04Anytime
21:06You're back
21:15You're actually back
21:16Yeah
21:17It's...
21:18Yeah
21:19What the...
21:33Huh?
21:34Wow, that really sucks
21:42I'm sorry
21:45I'm sorry for laughing
21:46It must mean there's unfinished business
21:50Emotional business
21:51Can I get a witness?
21:55Stop
21:56I hate to say it, but
21:57What if I still have to fight your exes?
22:01I don't know, pal
22:02A lot has happened
22:03How much did you see on that futuristic VR thingy?
22:06I'm pretty much caught up
22:07Then you know the game has changed
22:08But the players are the same
22:10So we track my exes down
22:12One by one
22:13Again
22:14Wait
22:15What if there was somewhere you could find
22:18And all the exes gather together at the same time
22:21To celebrate musical theatre?
22:48Oh, oh, oh, oh.
23:18Whoa!
23:35Whoa!
23:36Todd Ingram? The former vegan? Never heard of him. I'm a solo act now.
23:41Of course we're here to celebrate my dead roommate's life, but why not cast me? I'm a triple threat.
23:47Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?
23:49Yeah, Scott was my brother. He's alive?
23:53Well, then I guess I should say Scott is my brother.
24:03Everyone have their tickets?
24:09Then it's time for the big finale.
24:17So many of us can be taken by the same time.
24:19The first time I'm in the same time I'm in the same time.
24:21We've all gone through the same time, I'm a good one.
24:29We've all had to do the same time.
24:31We've all had to do the same time.
25:04TITUS
25:15We'll see you next time.
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