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00:00You
00:30Hmm
00:34Okay, there I am right at my roommate's bandmates funeral thinking
00:39Like what if I can die and just when I found out I'm a cinephile
00:44Anyways, that's why I'm busy writing this movie. So don't bother calling. Oh, this is your song by the way
00:52I'm you
01:00I
01:30What
01:41My sleep paralysis demon
02:00Oh
02:12Whoa, I wrote a feature-length screenplay on my sleep
02:18I'm a screenwriter
02:30Oh
02:32Oh
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04:47Tell me everything.
04:51Last night, in my dreams, I saw Scott's subspace highway. And heard his voice.
04:59Subspace what?
05:03It doesn't matter. I think it means he's alive.
05:06So I went back to the rocket to look at the security footage of what we thought was Scott's death.
05:18Someone grabbed him and pulled him into a portal.
05:28Someone grabbed him and pulled him into a portal.
05:43Somebody wants us to think he's dead.
05:53I knew it was too good to be true.
05:55Can a guy get a croissant?
05:57Wallace?
05:58Have you been out all night?
06:00Did you say Scott's alive?
06:02Yeah.
06:03Trippy.
06:04Well, if you see him, tell him I changed the locks.
06:08And if you see me, remind me to change the locks.
06:11Your sugar daddy days are over?
06:13For him?
06:14Absolutely.
06:15For others?
06:16We'll see.
06:17The future is a mystery.
06:18Here's your f***ing croissant.
06:20Ladies?
06:21So why would someone kidnap Scott?
06:26And why would they get my hopes up by making it seem like he was dead?
06:29I haven't figured that out yet.
06:31Yet?
06:32Don't tell me you're gonna try to find him.
06:34I think I have to.
06:36Ramona, I don't see how any of this is your responsibility.
06:40You went on one date. How good could it have been?
06:43Honestly, great.
06:45Your date? With Scott Pilgrim? Yikes.
06:51Well, more power to you.
06:53So what's your next move, Columbo?
06:55Well, you know everyone, right?
06:57I thought you could give me a quick rundown of the major characters in Scott's life.
07:01More like major suspects.
07:04Well, let's see.
07:06There's Steven Stills, my ex, the singer in the band.
07:10He's a mess. Too much anxiety for even the simplest decisions.
07:13No way could he mastermind a kidnapping.
07:16Then, there's Steven's roommate, young Neil.
07:19He's kinda sheltered, and he's only 19.
07:21But don't let that fool you. He's an idiot.
07:23He'd make Scott look like a genius, but he can't because that's literally impossible.
07:27What about Envy Adams?
07:29Oh boy. Scott's ex. The big one.
07:32Excuse me? I asked for an iced Americano? This is a hot Americano.
07:37Then add some ice cubes to it!
07:39You stupid f**k.
07:41As I was saying, Envy Adams pulled Scott's heart out of his chest and stomped all over it with her patent leather combat boots.
07:47And that was before she went on to become a global sex symbol.
07:50I saw her do her thing at the funeral. She's even hotter in person. Are we sure they dated?
07:56Yeah, you're obviously not the only one with questionable taste, Ramona.
08:00Hmm, who else?
08:02You know who you should talk to? His other ex. She's known him longer than anyone.
08:07Okay. Who is she?
08:15What is Sex the Bomb without Scott?
08:17He really added something to our sound. Something... undefinable.
08:23Bass. He added bass.
08:25Right! Exactly!
08:27Can we have a band with no bass?
08:29What if we find a new bass player and they make us worse?
08:32The odds are they'd make us better, because we probably sucked.
08:36There's always Scott's understudy.
08:45No, no, no, no, no! I fear change!
08:48Hm?
08:49Hey, you wanna try playing something together? Just for fun?
08:52Me and you?
08:54I don't see anyone else in here.
09:00How long have you been playing the drums?
09:02A long time. Since I was 14.
09:04Drumming's a great outlet for my emotions.
09:07Rage, mostly.
09:09Wow.
09:10But how do I know which notes to play?
09:13It's up to you.
09:14That's why they call it... play.
09:16Hmm.
09:17Hmm.
09:18Hmm.
09:19Hmm.
09:21Sorry, let's go in.
09:22There's some music.
09:24Yeah!
09:26Yeah, it's better.
09:28I love you.
09:29Yeah, it's awesome.
09:30Hmm.
09:31That's pretty good.
09:32I love you.
09:33Oh being I like, Hey, Hey, Hey!
09:34Yeah!
09:35That's pretty good.
09:37I love you.
09:38I love you.
09:39You know.
09:40I love you.
09:41Yes, I love you.
09:42You're a little bit more.
09:43I don't know.
09:44It's very blessed.
09:45guitar solo
10:15How long have you been playing bass?
10:32Uh, what time is it?
10:36Uh, 4 p.m.
10:38Oh, then four hours.
10:40I'm late for work.
10:41Have you ever thought about collaborating with a seasoned songwriter?
10:46Uh, uh?
11:01Sorry I'm late.
11:02I don't care.
11:03I don't care.
11:11Kim!
11:12Customer!
11:18Funny thought.
11:19Maybe he faked his own death to get out of paying his late fees.
11:22You're half right.
11:24Which half?
11:25He's not dead.
11:27Huh.
11:28The house always wins.
11:30Hmm?
11:31It's just a dumb thing a dumb person told me one time.
11:34So, you've been using Scott's Unconscious Dreamscape to deliver DVDs quicker?
11:38You're the first person in Canada to understand that.
11:41It's not a complicated concept.
11:43No wonder you're putting us out of business.
11:46Canada?
11:47No.
11:48Video stores.
11:49Julie said you knew him the longest.
11:52When did you meet?
11:57You told me you were good at drawing.
11:59Maps are hard.
12:01If I had to draw a sheep, though, I'd draw perfect.
12:03A sheep?
12:04Draw me a sheep.
12:08That's the worst sheep I've ever seen.
12:10What are you talking about?
12:11A sheep is excellent.
12:17He was always an idiot.
12:19But one thing led to another, and to my continued embarrassment, Scott Pilgrim became my first boyfriend.
12:28Uh, is Scott drawing you a sheep your most romantic memory, or...?
12:33There was this one time I was kidnapped by a rival school, and Scott had to fight through an entire army of teen jerks and their leader Simon Lee to rescue me.
12:41That's a romantic memory.
12:42Yeah, but how romantic can a memory be if things ended terribly?
12:51Well, you're still friends.
12:53That's gotta be a good sign.
12:55He's at least a lovable idiot, right?
12:58Hmm.
12:58You like him, don't you?
13:04There were sparks.
13:06Oof.
13:07You're in trouble.
13:08Why does this always happen to me?
13:11I don't know.
13:11Maybe you could ask one of your seven evil exes?
13:15Kinda assume they'd be your first suspects.
13:18I'm not in a hurry to see them.
13:20Huh?
13:23What?
13:24Sounds like Holly's taking care of it.
13:26Kim!
13:27Customer!
13:27Oh, huh.
13:31This is unexpected.
13:32Well, you better get better at expecting.
13:35You two know each other?
13:36We were college roommates.
13:39And more!
13:41And more.
13:42So, you're...
13:45Roxy Richter, Ramona's fourth evil ex.
13:48Okay.
13:49Fourth?
13:50What about two and three?
13:51Four ain't nothing but a number, baby.
13:53Besides, the league lies in ruin.
13:55So, here I am.
13:58Rocks you like a hurricane.
14:00Why are you even...
14:01I'm here for us, Ramona.
14:04First in line to win your heart.
14:06Because I have something the others never will.
14:09Which is what, exactly?
14:11Emotional intelligence.
14:12None of these boys know how to talk about their feelings.
14:16What you fail to mention is that when it comes to feelings,
14:18you're as clueless as the boys.
14:20That is so unfair!
14:21You're just impossible to talk to!
14:23You want to talk about feelings?
14:24Start talking.
14:26I've got a better idea.
14:29Let's fight about them!
14:31Roxy Richter versus Ramona Flowers.
14:34Fight!
14:34Aw.
14:36Whoa, whoa!
14:41Are we really doing this again?
14:48Ramona, you b***h!
14:58Ramona, you b***h!
14:59Hey, get off!
15:00Huh?
15:01An old movie?
15:16HAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
15:22Come on!
15:30They're ruining my movie.
15:33I'm taking my 15.
15:39Uno!
15:45You're done!
15:46Uh...
15:53That's cheap!
15:54Uh...
15:54I don't want to fight you, Roxy.
16:17I'm gonna run away, like you did back then.
16:24Roxy, I...
16:54Roxy, I'm sorry.
17:15For what?
17:16For leaving the way I did.
17:24I was too afraid to face you.
17:51So you left without a word?
17:53You made me feel like nothing.
17:56You were afraid.
17:58Good for you.
18:00All I wanted was for you to see me.
18:04I'm sorry.
18:09Apology accepted.
18:11But that doesn't mean I'm gonna let you win.
18:17Whoa!
18:33Roxy!
18:34Roxy!
18:35Roxy!
18:48Roxy!
18:57Roxy!
18:58Roxy!
18:58Oh, my God.
19:28As far as I'm concerned, you won.
19:45College doesn't seem that long ago, but we were pretty immature, weren't we?
19:58You know, I can't remember the last time I just hung out with the girls.
20:04This is nice.
20:06The snacks aren't free, you know.
20:07Come on. Fighting makes me hungry.
20:10You were really kicking my ass.
20:12You're not just saying that?
20:13I never just say anything.
20:15Nice. Should we kiss?
20:17Uh-uh.
20:17Ramona, I have unfinished business with Scott.
20:20Emotional business? He's dead, Ramona.
20:23He's not dead. It's complicated.
20:26I've got to find him first, but I'd like to be your friend.
20:31With benefits?
20:32No benefits.
20:33Worth a shot.
20:34What about you?
20:34Oh, I'm not.
20:38Hmm.
20:50No sparks.
20:52Eh, worth a shot.
20:53What about your hot co-worker? Is she coming back?
20:56Okay, it's time for you to leave.
21:04Whew. At least I have one less suspect.
21:07Roxy didn't know Scott was alive.
21:09This was a productive day, as far as fights are concerned.
21:13Everybody needs closure. That's why they call it closure.
21:16Now you're one step closer to the dumb boy of your dreams, and you buried the hatchet with an ex.
21:21Multitasking.
21:26Ugh. Don't tell me I'm gonna have to do this with all seven of them.
21:36Hollywood legend Lucas Lee is one of your exes?
21:41Unfortunately.
21:42Damn, Ramona.
21:43I know he's a handsome, big-chested devil-may-care Hollywood d-bag, but...
21:48Is he evil enough to kidnap a dude and fake his death?
21:52Only one way to find out.
21:56Hmm, my mistake.
22:04Thought you were a garbage can.
22:05Sorry!
22:16Ugh.
22:19Ugh.
22:20Oh, f***!
22:22Ugh.
22:22Ugh.
22:23Gideon Graves? G-Man?
22:32So, you don't remember me.
22:35Huh?
22:37Gideon Graves. It wasn't my birth name. It was an identity I created.
22:42When I moved to New York City, I left my past behind and leveled up.
22:46But back in the day, you knew me by... another name.
22:55Um...
22:55Gordon? Gordon? Gordon Goose from North Bay, Ontario? Fearless.
23:04Then you do remember me.
23:05Then you do remember me.
23:07You may be the only one who does.
23:09Julie, I... I've lost everything.
23:13My empire is gone.
23:15My billionaire friends have shunned me.
23:17Even my millionaire friends have turned their backs.
23:20I couldn't even get a reservation at McDonald's.
23:23They laughed at me when I called.
23:24So, I spent the last of my pocket money on bus fare to Toronto just to see one sympathetic face.
23:40Gordon?
23:41Get your butt in here.
23:43There's a world inside of me
24:02Do I cause a new heartbreak to write?
24:06A new broken song
24:07Do I push it down
24:09Or let it run me right in
24:12To the ground
24:14That
24:15I feel like
24:17I wouldn't like me
24:19If I met me
24:21Well, I can't stop talking
24:28From fear of listening to unwelcome sound
24:32And you haven't called me in weeks
24:37Honestly, honestly, it's bringing me down
24:39Oh, I
24:41I feel like
24:43I wouldn't like me
24:45If I met me
24:48Yeah
24:49I feel like
24:51You wouldn't like me
24:53If you met me
24:56And don't
25:00You
25:01Worry
25:02There's still time
25:04Don't
25:08You
25:09Worry
25:10There's still time
25:13There's nothing to live for when I'm sleeping alone
25:20Never
25:23There's still in those outside
25:25In the
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