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00:00:00You two just have to get married.
00:00:02What?
00:00:03Yeah, and I can't marry someone because of dog crap related.
00:00:06Well, we thought I'll pose in my tidy wives for money.
00:00:09Your place or mine.
00:00:10I'm gonna stay in a doghouse.
00:00:14Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:17Sorry.
00:00:18Hey, Amelia.
00:00:21Looks like someone needs a weed in school.
00:00:24Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:26You sardi.
00:00:27Asshole!
00:00:28Crazy, bitch!
00:00:29You told her?!
00:00:30She's my sister!
00:00:31I don't care that violates our agreement!
00:00:33Help!
00:00:34What the fuck?!
00:00:37My cleanser?
00:00:39Dog walker.
00:00:41You're such a hypocrite!
00:00:42I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:44I fucking hate you.
00:00:46I fucking hate you more!
00:00:54I wasn't... well...
00:00:57I remember the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:02Wait, what are you doing?
00:01:03That is an original!
00:01:04I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:01:07Oh, fine!
00:01:08I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient room, and get another one!
00:01:11I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion!
00:01:14You're treating me like shit!
00:01:17That's one of the Renaissance!
00:01:18You are history's worst nightmare!
00:01:20I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:21We signed a contract!
00:01:22For an arranged marriage!
00:01:24Did you actually think this arranged would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:28You are such a simpleton!
00:01:29Ugh!
00:01:32Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:34Well, at least I'm not a spoiled rat!
00:01:36I tried to get along with you, you brought this onto yourself!
00:01:39I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:01:41Right back at you!
00:01:43I fucking hate you.
00:01:45I fucking hate you more!
00:01:47better be fired!
00:01:48I just find that you are Christmas!
00:01:49Time to catch them, dollars and ducks in semi!!!
00:01:50Leggo...
00:01:51Illgo see...
00:01:52Back to you!
00:01:53Back to you...!
00:02:07Back of you...
00:02:09Right back to you...
00:02:11?...
00:02:12What did I just say?
00:02:13To be fair-
00:02:14You thought it's illegal to just swim- Voor Public.
00:02:16Literally...
00:02:17There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:20It says here that you're broken using bolt cutters?
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over your life for me,
00:02:28I would keep.
00:02:34Good boy.
00:02:36Okay, come on Gucci, let's go.
00:02:44Hey, Maria.
00:02:46Oh, PJ.
00:02:52Come on Gucci, let's go.
00:02:57You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy,
00:03:01it reflects on me.
00:03:03It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:08The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:11I make my own money.
00:03:13See, see.
00:03:15Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:17I am the spokesperson for man bone.
00:03:19That means free underwear for life.
00:03:21For life.
00:03:23Some parents would be proud.
00:03:24Yeah, other parents would be proud if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:28You are next up to be CEO.
00:03:31A deal for real cosmetic.
00:03:33Not gonna get into that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:40Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, alright?
00:03:42Don't be late.
00:03:45Bye, Dad.
00:03:46Excuse me.
00:04:01Bye, Dad.
00:04:02Until next time, I'll see you.
00:04:05Hi, I'm my Gucci.
00:04:06Why am I going to go on until you just grow up, huh?
00:04:09You just need to settle down and find yourself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:15Nice doing, huh?
00:04:16Good morning, Ramos.
00:04:20Mmm.
00:04:36These are great!
00:04:38I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:40Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:43No problem.
00:04:44Cool.
00:04:44Let's take five, and then I wanna see you in that leopard print.
00:04:50Hi
00:04:52My pleasure
00:04:54Sean Paul
00:04:55Nice to meet you
00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you were
00:05:00I've got tickets to the premiere
00:05:02Hold on
00:05:06Hey dad
00:05:09Where the hell were ya?
00:05:12Damn I'm in a photo shoot
00:05:13You're supposed to be at the office
00:05:16Gibello came here all the way from Milano
00:05:18I could meet him later
00:05:20He's back on the plane again
00:05:22Well you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot
00:05:24Michelangelo you are 31 years old
00:05:27You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager
00:05:30You could be running the world's largest
00:05:32Cosmetic company right now
00:05:34You interned
00:05:35You went to business school
00:05:36You have potential
00:05:38But you say you want to be the CEO
00:05:41Well you're going to have to prove it
00:05:43Because so far
00:05:43I ain't seen the ante for you
00:05:46Bye then
00:05:48Hey
00:05:51You okay?
00:05:54Yeah
00:05:55But
00:05:56I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight
00:05:59So it's a
00:06:13Really rare form of cancer
00:06:17Luckily
00:06:19My doctors did catch it early
00:06:21Oh my god
00:06:22There is an experimental treatment
00:06:25But it's really expensive
00:06:28And the interest doesn't cover it
00:06:31Don't worry about that
00:06:33I have money saved
00:06:35I'll find the rest
00:06:37We will figure this out okay?
00:06:39We're going to get through this
00:06:40Together
00:06:40Thank you
00:06:42Ciao
00:06:56Ciao
00:06:56Ciao
00:06:57Ciao
00:06:58Ciao
00:06:58What's wrong?
00:07:03I'm sorry
00:07:09This is
00:07:10Forget about it
00:07:11I'm sorry about your sister
00:07:13The treatments are just really expensive
00:07:16I have the savings
00:07:17For my doggy daycare
00:07:19My dream
00:07:20But
00:07:21It's only enough for one treatment
00:07:25Who knows how many she's going to need
00:07:27Bessie practically raised us
00:07:29After her parents passed
00:07:32I have to do anything for her
00:07:34I'm in here
00:07:37I think I might know how to get you that money
00:07:41You do?
00:07:42Hmm
00:07:42Come back
00:07:44Tonight
00:07:45And
00:07:46Make something nice
00:07:57Oh
00:08:00Amelia
00:08:01You look bellissimo
00:08:02Except for the dog hair
00:08:06Come with me
00:08:09I have someone I want you to meet
00:08:11Are they from Italy?
00:08:13Yes
00:08:14Yes
00:08:15Of course everything's from Italy
00:08:16Well
00:08:19Amelia, meet
00:08:20My glad you're on my side
00:08:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday
00:08:25Mm-hmm
00:08:26Yeah
00:08:27Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:29I'm a dog walker
00:08:30Oh, you're so defensive
00:08:32I wasn't
00:08:34Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted
00:08:41I have some unfinished business to do
00:08:43Why don't you give yourself a
00:08:44Buss of female
00:08:45I'll be there
00:08:47And we'll ask you, huh?
00:08:57Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:03What?
00:09:04Exactly
00:09:04How does it look?
00:09:13No, I'm half bad
00:09:14I mean
00:09:15It's fine
00:09:16Whatever
00:09:17Let's do some sexies, okay?
00:09:24Or not
00:09:24I don't feel like being your photographer all night
00:09:27You work for my dad
00:09:28You don't have to do what I say
00:09:29You don't look like Romulus to me
00:09:31Just a few more pictures
00:09:34I'm not here to update your Tinder profile
00:09:36I don't need Tinder
00:09:37I'm an underwear model
00:09:38My demons are blooded like Florida Hurricane
00:09:41Whatever
00:09:43Forming another
00:09:49I told you
00:09:50See, dog walker
00:10:02That wasn't so hard
00:10:04What the fuck?
00:10:08This is a funny rock
00:10:10Oh
00:10:14Apple
00:10:15What is it, bitch?
00:10:20Amelia
00:10:21What's wrong?
00:10:23I asked her to pour me another drink
00:10:25And she flipped out
00:10:26I'm sorry, Romulus
00:10:28But your son is a prick
00:10:29I'm going to be leaving
00:10:30No, no, no, no, please
00:10:30I apologize
00:10:32My son is just immature
00:10:34And that's why
00:10:36I need you
00:10:36Porto
00:10:38Please
00:10:39Just have a seat
00:10:41And I promise
00:10:42He'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night
00:10:45Won't you, son?
00:10:47So
00:10:47Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's passenger treatment
00:10:50Can't, sir
00:10:52And you need to settle down
00:10:56And prove that you're worthy of running the family bed?
00:10:59Make my own money
00:11:00Okay
00:11:01Okay
00:11:03I want the business
00:11:04I think we can, uh
00:11:07Make a deal
00:11:08Whereby everyone gets what they want
00:11:11What kind of deal?
00:11:14Well, it's nothing crazy
00:11:16You know
00:11:17You two just have to get married, that's all
00:11:20What?
00:11:21What?
00:11:22What?
00:11:22What?
00:11:23What?
00:11:24What?
00:11:24Romulus
00:11:25What are you saying?
00:11:26I can't marry the male Paris Hilton
00:11:28Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living
00:11:31Well, at least I don't pose in my tidy wives for money
00:11:34Gosh, look
00:11:36Look
00:11:36You have to grow up before you can allow our business
00:11:39And the best way to do that is to get married
00:11:42We're not even a match
00:11:43We hate each other
00:11:45At least I do
00:11:46Obviously
00:11:46But you see
00:11:48There's something in common already
00:11:50But, you know
00:11:51My wife and I, we were opposites
00:11:54We were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza
00:11:58She should roll me crazy when we first met
00:12:01I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:05But, I don't have to think of two and seven years
00:12:08You two have cat straight
00:12:11Yeah, like a nuclear bomb
00:12:13As if
00:12:14Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:17I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life
00:12:19I mean, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:22Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:12:24If you just agree to this arrangement
00:12:26What's it going to be?
00:12:36What's it going to be?
00:12:40Fine
00:12:40We'll do it
00:12:42For Betsy
00:12:44It's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting
00:12:51If you're not going to agree to marry her
00:12:53Then you're going to lose the business
00:12:57And you're also going to lose your inheritance
00:13:00What the hell, Dad?
00:13:04Fuck it
00:13:05Fine
00:13:06I'll do it
00:13:07Now, let's just
00:13:08Go into the office now
00:13:10The boys have already drafted the contract
00:13:13And son, we're going to need some champagne
00:13:16Try to make yourself a decent
00:13:20You will be engaged for a period of 30 days
00:13:26Followed by a wedding planned by me
00:13:29And I'll tell you
00:13:30It's going to be a big one for the ages, too
00:13:32I hope a holiday falls in our boat
00:13:35Anyway
00:13:36You must move in together immediately
00:13:39To avoid any suspicion, you know
00:13:40Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage
00:13:44But, well, it can't do any good
00:13:46If word got out to the public, right?
00:13:48I swear this has to be our own secret
00:13:50Are we agreed?
00:13:53Sure
00:13:54Sign of you
00:13:57Ready?
00:14:15Sude
00:14:15To the new couple
00:14:17So
00:14:26Your place or mine?
00:14:29I must stay in a doghouse
00:14:31Fine
00:14:32Then we'll stay yours
00:14:34So this is Michelangelo's place
00:14:46It's like a museum in here
00:14:48A Michelangelo museum
00:14:51Ugh
00:14:52Whoa
00:15:06What's
00:15:07What's this?
00:15:08Put it in the trash
00:15:09This isn't trash
00:15:11These are my sisters
00:15:11She's an artist
00:15:12So put them in your room
00:15:14I said you could live here
00:15:15Not decorate
00:15:16Oh, I'm sorry
00:15:17Is it clashing with your banana yank?
00:15:20That manthal?
00:15:21It's straightened
00:15:22Look
00:15:27I gotta go meet somebody
00:15:28If it isn't clean about
00:15:29So I might get back
00:15:30We'll throw it on the fireplace
00:15:31It's electric
00:15:33Oh
00:15:39By the way
00:15:40This is gonna work
00:15:42You might want to start wearing that
00:15:44Gee, thanks
00:15:47Welcome
00:15:48You're getting married?
00:15:57Shh
00:15:57Betsy
00:15:58Don't tell the whole world
00:15:59Sorry
00:16:00Amelia
00:16:01Uh, it's just
00:16:02It's just
00:16:03Like you
00:16:04You're somewhere
00:16:05Reserved
00:16:07Safe
00:16:08Like I always taught you
00:16:11Well
00:16:13Things change when you find out your sister had cancer
00:16:16And besides
00:16:18Michelangelo offered to help pay to hear a beatless
00:16:21So
00:16:22I'm okay with a quick puzzle
00:16:24Michelangelo
00:16:25The nigga girl
00:16:27No
00:16:28Michelangelo
00:16:30Dino Foligno
00:16:32Maybe you've heard of him
00:16:33Michelangelo
00:16:35Dino Foligno
00:16:36Shh
00:16:36So did I meet him?
00:16:42He just like started a hundred thousand Bravo shows?
00:16:45How did you even meet?
00:16:46His dad is one of my clients
00:16:48It's been a whirlwind of romance
00:16:52He's so
00:16:55Pock
00:16:56Speak of the devil
00:16:58Oh, yeah
00:17:01You know, that's probably an old issue
00:17:05This is a doctor's office
00:17:06Amelia
00:17:09Betsy Kyle
00:17:12Doctor's ready
00:17:14We'll talk office later
00:17:17Raising the wood, baby
00:17:40We're already wet
00:17:43Where did that come from?
00:18:13Nice place
00:18:27I love the artwork
00:18:29Thanks
00:18:29Finally
00:18:30Ooh, good taste
00:18:33Don't get it
00:18:36You had plenty of dinner
00:18:37More for me
00:18:43You know, if you like down here
00:18:45You should see the bedroom
00:18:47Who are you?
00:19:01Who are you?
00:19:03Chantal, this is Amelia
00:19:05My roommate
00:19:07Roommate?
00:19:08Whatever
00:19:10Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:11I have work tomorrow morning
00:19:13This is my house?
00:19:16We will be as loud as we want to be
00:19:18Scream at the top of our lungs
00:19:20You've got to be kidding me
00:19:23Drunk dog walker
00:19:24Who's jealous?
00:19:27Jealous?
00:19:28I'm not jealous
00:19:29Sweet dreams
00:19:33I can't believe he said I was jealous
00:19:41How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:45Even if he is kind of hot
00:20:03See you later
00:20:06And um
00:20:08Don't worry about last night
00:20:10Sorry
00:20:11I hadn't wanted me to drink
00:20:13It won't happen again
00:20:14Better not
00:20:15How's the hangover?
00:20:28Roommie
00:20:29Not now
00:20:30My head's killing me
00:20:32We need to talk about last night
00:20:33No
00:20:33Well we need to do an order of $3.8 home for us
00:20:36I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos
00:20:40Monogamy wasn't in the contract
00:20:42But
00:20:42Your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage
00:20:45And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me
00:20:48Fine
00:20:49I'll have her sign in the age
00:20:50Just give me my phone
00:20:51My sister needs this money
00:20:54Michelangelo
00:20:55And if the paparazzi find out about this
00:20:57Then the contract is violated
00:20:59Then neither of us get what we want
00:21:00Yeah no shit
00:21:01I'm serious
00:21:03Don't screw this up
00:21:05I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager
00:21:09I don't know what I'm doing
00:21:10Dog walker
00:21:11You just don't work there
00:21:13I will fuck whoever I want
00:21:15Whenever I want
00:21:16Whenever I want
00:21:17Fine
00:21:19Do whatever you want
00:21:20Sorry
00:21:22It's a bit harsh
00:21:24Just really
00:21:25Hung over
00:21:28That could have gone better
00:21:31Hey baby
00:21:38You know you don't have to keep working
00:21:40You're rich now
00:21:42I know
00:21:44I know
00:21:44I like it
00:21:45It's good to hear
00:21:46You know I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son
00:21:50Tell me how
00:21:52How things go between the two of you
00:21:54Oh fine
00:21:56Yeah
00:21:56We're still getting to know each other
00:21:58Alright
00:21:59Well give him time
00:22:00Alright
00:22:01Oh and listen
00:22:02He's not as bad as TMZ says
00:22:05Alright
00:22:05I promise
00:22:07I wouldn't be so sure
00:22:09Yeah
00:22:09You're right
00:22:10Well we'll see you later
00:22:12Come on Gucci
00:22:14Come on
00:22:15Come on Gucci
00:22:16Hey Amelia
00:22:20Hey Jake
00:22:21Gucci no
00:22:24Royce
00:22:25Say bad dog but
00:22:28Not actually in that office
00:22:29Still see how close it was
00:22:32Yeah
00:22:33Same here
00:22:37Sorry
00:22:42Gucci's um
00:22:43A bit crazy
00:22:44His whole family actually
00:22:46All these rich people are nuts
00:22:49They should make a reality show
00:22:51Rural dog owners of Beverly Hills
00:22:53Do you want to walk together?
00:22:57Let these two get to know each other?
00:23:00Yeah
00:23:00I'd like that
00:23:07So
00:23:07How long have you been in a dog walk?
00:23:10A couple months
00:23:11I like it
00:23:12I had a bunch of terrible gigs before
00:23:14Barista
00:23:15Uber driver
00:23:17Delivery guy
00:23:19Movie extra?
00:23:21You were in a movie
00:23:22Actually it was a toothpaste commercial
00:23:24Just trying to impress you
00:23:25How about you?
00:23:28How long have you been doing this?
00:23:30I don't know
00:23:30My whole life I guess
00:23:32It started as a summer job
00:23:33And then I turned it into my own business
00:23:36I want to open a doggy daycare someday
00:23:38Wow
00:23:39Does she really like dogs?
00:23:42Well they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes
00:23:44If you want to hang out with this human sometime
00:23:49My band's playing at Echoplex tonight
00:23:51Do you want to go?
00:23:55I kind of have to admit I
00:23:56Had a crush on you
00:23:58You did?
00:24:01Yeah
00:24:02I still do
00:24:04He's cute
00:24:08I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged
00:24:11Then again
00:24:13That fuckboy has been out having fun
00:24:15I'd love to go to the concert
00:24:20Hell yeah
00:24:21I mean uh
00:24:23Regular
00:24:24Yeah
00:24:25I know it's risky
00:24:28But
00:24:30I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo
00:24:31I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show
00:24:34Hey what's your ring?
00:24:39Um
00:24:39It's
00:24:40Just a class ring
00:24:42From high school
00:24:43Looks pretty big
00:24:45It was a big school
00:24:47Public schools
00:24:48Am I right?
00:24:49Yeah
00:24:53I mean it kind of
00:24:56Looks like an engagement ring
00:24:57Me?
00:24:59Engaged?
00:25:00No
00:25:00Are you kidding?
00:25:01I'm 24
00:25:02I'm practically still a baby
00:25:03I mean I should be
00:25:04Wearing diapers
00:25:06Crawling around
00:25:07Drooling
00:25:08Nope
00:25:08Single and ready to tingle
00:25:10Okay
00:25:12Royce pooped
00:25:16Should pick it up
00:25:18Where?
00:25:18I don't see it
00:25:19Just over there
00:25:20So that's a list
00:25:28Is it every day?
00:25:30Of course
00:25:30It's an office
00:25:31You wanted to be CEO
00:25:33You better look the part
00:25:34You mean like
00:25:35You look like
00:25:36Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory
00:25:37Very funny
00:25:40You know I'm retiring next year
00:25:42Yes
00:25:42I don't know
00:25:43That means you gotta get up to speed
00:25:44We're gonna pee to mentee
00:25:46So today you're gonna be my shot
00:25:47You'll be my extra hands
00:25:48And we got a lot to do
00:25:50I think it's Starbucks first
00:25:51Fuck no
00:25:51Come on dad
00:25:53Help!
00:26:06Oh my goodness
00:26:07Are you okay?
00:26:08Hi
00:26:09I'm Mike Lanzaro
00:26:10You're a gay
00:26:16And
00:26:19This is our new palette
00:26:21It's
00:26:22Matt's collection
00:26:24He really liked these colors
00:26:25We did them twice
00:26:25But yeah
00:26:28That's
00:26:29Presentation
00:26:30For me
00:26:31Mike Lanzaro
00:26:33What dad?
00:26:43What the day
00:26:43It's not even lunchtime yet
00:26:46Look at you
00:26:46You got so late
00:26:47You're sitting around
00:26:48Being competitive here
00:26:49All the time
00:26:49Just stick with it
00:26:52Will you get it?
00:26:53Hard work does pay off
00:26:54Let me just look at Amelia
00:26:56What about her?
00:26:58She comes from nothing
00:26:59Nobody taught her
00:27:00About the business
00:27:01But she just worked hard
00:27:03And now
00:27:03We're not sharing some money
00:27:05Doing what she loves
00:27:06I guess that's impressive
00:27:08Yeah see
00:27:09See it is
00:27:10I hope she rubs off on you
00:27:11A little
00:27:12You know
00:27:12I guess I don't get that uptight
00:27:15Break's over
00:27:22Well not enough
00:27:40One day down
00:27:41Forty more years to go
00:27:43Now this is the time
00:27:47When you go home with Amelia
00:27:49You talk about the day's work
00:27:51When you go sit together
00:27:53Comfort each other
00:27:55Just like your mom and I
00:27:56Used to do
00:27:57You know
00:27:59I'm thinking
00:28:00It's time for the world
00:28:02To meet
00:28:03Amelia
00:28:04Tonight
00:28:06Night?
00:28:08Shit
00:28:09When am I going to tell Chateau?
00:28:11I promised we Netflix
00:28:12A bang tonight
00:28:13The L.A. Zoo fundraiser
00:28:14Lights, camera, bed, carpet
00:28:16Perfect time to announce
00:28:18Our lovely new addition
00:28:19To the Dino
00:28:20Verdea
00:28:21Family
00:28:22Don't you think it's a bit
00:28:24Soon yet?
00:28:25I mean
00:28:25We just signed the contract
00:28:27What's the matter?
00:28:29You're getting along
00:28:30Aren't you?
00:28:31Yeah
00:28:31Yeah
00:28:31Really starting to
00:28:33Warm up to each other
00:28:35Alright
00:28:35So it's all settled
00:28:36I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight
00:28:38In the limo
00:28:39And
00:28:39Don't be late
00:28:41Why did it?
00:28:56So
00:28:57Remind me
00:28:58Why are we getting makeovers to that again?
00:29:02Because I want to do something nice
00:29:04For my favorite big sister
00:29:05And
00:29:07And
00:29:08You know I never slurge on stuff like this
00:29:11But
00:29:12Since I'm part of the Dino Levita family now
00:29:14I think I can afford to let my hair down
00:29:16You better not let that hair down
00:29:19Sorry
00:29:20Just an expression
00:29:21How's it going in there?
00:29:30I'm coming out
00:29:31That bad
00:29:41I've
00:29:43Never seen a dog walker
00:29:45Look this hot
00:29:46Buy that dress
00:29:48ASAP
00:29:49Leave me alone party boy
00:29:55I've got my own function tonight
00:29:56I'm coming out of the Dino Levita family now
00:30:26Asap
00:30:31I'm coming out of the Dino Levita family now
00:30:32What are you looking at?
00:30:33You're spilling all over yourself
00:30:35Thanks
00:30:36I
00:30:36Um
00:30:37I
00:30:38Did you forget my name?
00:30:41No
00:30:41I'm just
00:30:42Something
00:30:44Different
00:30:45Did you change your hair?
00:30:46Why do you care?
00:30:48The memoir house is yours
00:30:49And I
00:30:49I'm going out
00:30:50I just forgot my charger
00:30:51Awesome
00:30:52Thanks
00:30:53I'm taking this
00:30:57Wait, I've been calling you
00:30:59We're supposed to have a fundraiser
00:31:00I told you, I'm busy
00:31:01On
00:31:03Media
00:31:06All right, hey
00:31:15Look who's right on time, nice
00:31:17Where's the media?
00:31:20She's sick
00:31:21She can't make it
00:31:23If your fiance's sick, you know, you can't go out and party
00:31:27Yeah, you gotta stay home with her
00:31:30Give her some nice soup
00:31:32I'll catch both of you for the next one
00:31:34Tell me that I hope she throws back soon
00:31:37All right, poor thing
00:31:38Okay
00:31:40See you in the office
00:31:41Stupid dog walker?
00:31:49Tricking me with her makeover
00:31:50I'll teach her to mess with my plans
00:31:52Hey
00:32:00It's my
00:32:01You still crack people?
00:32:19Wow
00:32:20Amelia
00:32:21Hi
00:32:22You look like you just walked off a runway
00:32:26Without a dog
00:32:27Sorry, I don't come into concerts often
00:32:31I kind of panicked
00:32:32Don't worry
00:32:33I should imagine this is more of a $5 beer kind of place
00:32:36But your drinks were free tonight
00:32:39Talk about her
00:32:40Wow
00:32:42You look like
00:32:44You look like
00:32:44Yes, Jeff
00:32:46Hey
00:32:48Love, poor boy
00:32:49We're on
00:32:50Gotta go
00:32:53I don't need to bring her after
00:32:55I don't like it
00:32:57Break a life
00:32:58Love you, dude
00:33:10Yes, me going
00:33:12You know what I want, babe
00:33:14All the little things that I'm not showing
00:33:18You know what I want, babe
00:33:20Frost stars are so much better than underwear models
00:33:25Good
00:33:41Nothing from Michelangelo
00:33:42Maybe he's learned his lesson
00:33:44One more, please
00:33:47But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight
00:33:54Jake, you guys are race
00:34:04You really think so?
00:34:08Nice flight when I'm ripping off the straws
00:34:10The who?
00:34:12You don't know the straws
00:34:14Are they older?
00:34:17I'm more of a top 40 camera girl
00:34:20It's alright
00:34:22Lots of stuff you're introduced to
00:34:23You know what I'm going to hear?
00:34:26Yeah
00:34:26Thank you
00:34:28So
00:34:33When did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:37Since I was 13
00:34:38Played bands all through high school and college
00:34:41But
00:34:41I feel like this one's finally going someplace
00:34:44That's awesome
00:34:45When I get my record deal
00:34:47I can fully quit my job
00:34:49Focus on music full time
00:34:51You're going to quit dog walking?
00:34:53That's how you liked it
00:34:54I do, but
00:34:56It's just another game
00:34:57Until I hit a big music
00:34:58I don't even like dogs that much
00:35:00I'm a cat person
00:35:02A cat person?
00:35:07Who doesn't like dogs?
00:35:09Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci
00:35:10I don't want to talk about one tonight
00:35:13I just want to relax
00:35:15Have a good time
00:35:16You're beautiful, you know that
00:35:19I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake
00:35:24But now I'm not sure
00:35:25We have nothing in common
00:35:27Is it weird that I feel a little tiny bit guilty?
00:35:29What the heck?
00:35:35I'm Pipsy
00:35:35He's cute
00:35:36Michelangelo had his son
00:35:38Now I can have mine
00:35:39Looks like someone needs a weed
00:35:55What's going on?
00:35:58That's Michelangelo Dino Livino
00:35:59The Nepo Baby Underwear Model
00:36:02He's not
00:36:03You're coming with me, dog walker
00:36:04Don't make me get the leash
00:36:06What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:36:08Back off, dude
00:36:10Back off
00:36:11Grubby little hipster
00:36:12She's my fiancé
00:36:13So that was an Asian ring
00:36:15Jake, I can explain
00:36:17Let's go
00:36:19I'm really sorry, Jake
00:36:23I'm not Jake
00:36:24I'm not Jake
00:36:28This
00:36:29Is for making me uber
00:36:31All the way to fuck silver
00:36:32And this is for making me listen to you
00:36:36I can't believe you did that
00:36:45After your high and mighty speech
00:36:46You're such a hypocrite
00:36:47Yeah, why don't have the pop rock?
00:36:49Is he following you around?
00:36:50Just an Italian American psycho
00:36:52I'm not following you around
00:36:55You know what?
00:36:56I get it
00:36:57You saw Michelangelo last night
00:36:58And now you're jealous
00:37:00Me jealous?
00:37:02Did you see the way you were acting around Jake?
00:37:05Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker
00:37:07I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick
00:37:10I have a name
00:37:11Wait, what are you doing?
00:37:13That is an original
00:37:14I'm so sick of your bullshit
00:37:16Oh, fine
00:37:18I'll just hop in my time machine
00:37:19Go back to ancient room
00:37:20And get another one
00:37:21I don't care about your art
00:37:22Your money
00:37:23Your stupid mansion
00:37:24They treat me
00:37:25Like shit
00:37:25That's from the Renaissance
00:37:28You have a history for a nightmare
00:37:30I tried to make this work with you
00:37:31We've got a contract
00:37:32Foreign arranged marriage
00:37:34Did you actually think this arrangement
00:37:36Would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:38You are such a simpleton
00:37:39Wait, wait, wait, wait
00:37:43Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat
00:37:46I tried to get along with you
00:37:47You brought this onto yourself
00:37:49I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement
00:37:51Right back at you
00:37:52I fucking hate you
00:37:54I fucking hate you more
00:37:56I fucking hate you more
00:38:13You brought this onto yourself
00:38:14I wouldn't say
00:38:15Various
00:38:17I転
00:38:29That's fucking crazy
00:38:30I wish I knew
00:38:31I just can't
00:38:34Know what you fuck
00:38:36You'reseend
00:38:38You're weak
00:38:39You're weak
00:38:39You're weak
00:38:40You're weak
00:38:40You're weak
00:38:40You're weak
00:38:41You're weak
00:38:41You're weak
00:38:42You're weak
00:38:43Where am I?
00:38:59Who's spooning me?
00:39:02Is that Jake?
00:39:04How drunk was I?
00:39:10My cleanser?
00:39:12Dog walker.
00:39:13Oh, I forgot we did that last night.
00:39:18Less than all those three beers.
00:39:22We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:39:25Yeah, too many drinks.
00:39:26We just forget it ever happened.
00:39:28If that's what you want.
00:39:30Definitely.
00:39:33I have to go to work.
00:39:36I should get up, too.
00:39:40Oh, my head.
00:39:41There's P.O. I encourage.
00:39:45Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:39:46Of course.
00:39:47My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:39:52Well, you look great.
00:39:54Thanks.
00:39:56I don't feel great.
00:39:58The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:40:00But you, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:40:06What's going on?
00:40:09So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:40:13Wait.
00:40:13For the first time?
00:40:17Yeah.
00:40:18We're taking it slow.
00:40:21Michelangelo.
00:40:22The male gigolo.
00:40:23Taking it slow.
00:40:24Maybe I didn't misjudge him.
00:40:29And how was it?
00:40:32Well.
00:40:34Really bad.
00:40:35Right?
00:40:36Anyway.
00:40:37Actually.
00:40:38It was the best sex I ever had?
00:40:41Well, that explains the glow.
00:40:43I am happy for you, sis.
00:40:49Physical chemistry is important.
00:40:51That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:53I don't get it.
00:40:55He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:40:58I feel like an arcade game.
00:41:00He just keeps getting the high score again and again.
00:41:04You get the picture.
00:41:07Hey.
00:41:09Opposites attract.
00:41:10I think, I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:41:15Because you're so different.
00:41:17Something like that.
00:41:27Here comes, right on the schedule.
00:41:30Dog walkers in love with me.
00:41:32That's a little down easy.
00:41:34Weird.
00:41:35I had heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:41:40What was that about?
00:41:49Must be the hangover.
00:41:58Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:42:00We can finish what we started last time.
00:42:02Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:42:25And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:42:32I'm not very good with words.
00:42:46Me neither.
00:42:46Hey.
00:42:50Hi.
00:42:52We should talk about last night.
00:42:57I'm not very good with words.
00:42:59Me neither.
00:43:00But last night I...
00:43:01You don't have to say anything.
00:43:03We both know it was a mistake.
00:43:05And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:43:07Like nothing ever happened.
00:43:09I don't think you understand it. You just listen to me for a second.
00:43:12Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:43:15I'm a big girl. I've had a one-night stand before.
00:43:18I've never been with someone like you before.
00:43:21Okay, I get it.
00:43:22I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:43:27You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:43:31I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:43:34Frankly, so would I.
00:43:35I mean, you're driving me nuts. You don't understand.
00:43:38Let's get some hate out and figure this thing out.
00:43:41I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:43:45Wait, did you just call me Amelia?
00:43:50What happened to Dog Walker?
00:43:52I have a confession tonight.
00:43:58Lately, I don't know how, I don't know why, but it was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:44:06Really?
00:44:07Do I look like I'm lying?
00:44:10I'm not an actor.
00:44:12I couldn't even do reality TV.
00:44:15But there is a fire between us and Amelia, some kind of crazy cosmic history.
00:44:23You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:44:27Amelia, please.
00:44:30I know you felt it too.
00:44:31Amelia, please.
00:44:32Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:44:33I felt it too.
00:44:34Amelia, please.
00:44:35Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:44:36I felt it too.
00:44:37Somewhere we're fighting it.
00:44:38I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:39Me too.
00:44:40No.
00:44:41You've got a Phillips voice.
00:44:42lumière, please.
00:44:43You've been waiting for me a little shower.
00:44:44I can't wait for you.
00:44:45See?
00:44:46Are you...
00:44:47The thing you started in the house, Mike, could be referring to is crayons and茶,
00:44:48but isn't that a macnet而已?
00:44:49Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:44:50I felt it too.
00:44:52It's where we're fighting it.
00:44:53Everything you've brought you all day.
00:44:54Me too.
00:44:55Too.
00:45:10so i said the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:45:34fire it's not my fault they should change the name no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super
00:45:43if you think that's fine just wait till the next episode the captain gets super drunk
00:45:47you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad thanks
00:46:02you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stayed this good i'm open for anything
00:46:10i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot you mean like you and me together together
00:46:20why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:46:24you
00:46:32oh gucci what's the rush
00:46:40oh hey royce
00:46:46jake
00:46:48i'm going
00:46:49good yeah
00:46:52but the other night was kind of crazy i know
00:46:56i could have told you about michelangelo we were kind of in a fight and i'm tired for bringing
00:47:03him to this is he always like that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just
00:47:10dragged you off like that he was like a caveman locking home his woman well i am his woman
00:47:16he saw us together and he got jealous and i don't blame him oh my god
00:47:22am i actually sticking up for michelangelo di novolino
00:47:26i didn't mean to cry
00:47:29just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:47:31i'm here if you need to talk
00:47:33thanks jake but i'm engaged
00:47:37remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiancee
00:47:41i don't think i had a connection
00:47:43you're a cat person
00:47:45it never would have worked
00:47:48come on goodby let's go
00:47:52cats are awesome
00:47:54that was a great presentation
00:48:00the marketing director loved her ideas for the new line
00:48:03you think so
00:48:04maybe i'm finally starting to get hanging with the ceo thing
00:48:08oh yeah yeah now listen i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:48:12you mind watching uh your little brother for me
00:48:15gucci sure
00:48:16but i mean your dog's formula is a specialty
00:48:19yeah but that's how you impress her you invited her for a romantic date at the dog park
00:48:24at the dog park
00:48:26i just texted her it's all set now go girl over boy
00:48:33so you just throw it he brings it back
00:48:46you've never played fetch with her it's my dad's dog not mine
00:48:53let me try that's okay i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:49:01do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:49:05no i like my work
00:49:08what's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun
00:49:13you're right i should work less
00:49:15if nothing else
00:49:18you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:49:21fat gucci
00:49:25i've got a little surprise
00:49:30a surprise
00:49:32just wait and see
00:49:34what's that special delivery from maschigone's italian deli
00:49:56the gucci it's your favorite shino
00:50:03you know that's awful for dogs right
00:50:06i have that look
00:50:08ah
00:50:10that's a special kid
00:50:13i also thought we could use his water bowl for one of the auntie too
00:50:19kidding this is for us
00:50:21why don't you do this for sure what else is in that
00:50:24just some imported italian ingredients so i can make her a real italian dinner
00:50:29you can cook
00:50:44that was so good i feel like i just went to italy even though i've never been
00:50:50how did you do this i can't cook at all
00:50:53making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:50:56did you learn it in culinary school
00:50:58no my mom taught me
00:51:01tell me about her
00:51:03i've never told a girl about my mom
00:51:06sorry i don't mean to pry
00:51:09she passed away when i was 11. breast cancer
00:51:15i had a lot of good memories of her
00:51:18she grew up in a little village in tuscany and she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:51:23we just spent hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:51:29i still have all the recipes here handwritten in italian
00:51:34that's really special
00:51:39i miss her
00:51:41and this might sound corny but i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:51:46it's not corny
00:51:49but i didn't know you're such a softy
00:51:51don't tell team z
00:51:53what about your parents
00:51:55my parents died in a car accident when i was 13. it's been me and betsy ever since
00:52:03sorry
00:52:04i just really hope these treatments work
00:52:07i don't want to lose her too
00:52:11i'm sorry
00:52:14your story made me emotional
00:52:15i'm gonna go do this
00:52:17i'll help you
00:52:18no no it's fine
00:52:19i like doing the dishes
00:52:21it relaxes me
00:52:22good
00:52:23because i hate them
00:52:25well then i guess we'll make the team
00:52:27is it just the wine
00:52:33or am i really falling for
00:52:35him
00:52:36or her
00:52:36you didn't want
00:52:40some
00:52:40hey
00:52:50hey
00:52:51do you want an espresso
00:52:53i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:52:55no thank you
00:52:57you need to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:52:59okay well don't forget gucci
00:53:01how could i
00:53:02ready bro
00:53:05oh let me finish your pie
00:53:09what do you know about us
00:53:11you wear these shirts to work
00:53:12and you wear man thongs to be soon
00:53:15touché
00:53:17there you go
00:53:18bye
00:53:19bye
00:53:20love you
00:53:24love you too
00:53:25sorry
00:53:35sorry
00:53:35it's reflex
00:53:36i didn't even say that
00:53:37me neither
00:53:39too soon
00:53:39talk about it later
00:53:42yeah
00:53:43okay
00:53:45uh
00:53:47that have been any more awkward
00:53:48and is michael andwell really in love with me
00:53:55i don't know what's going to happen
00:53:56look who's here
00:53:58hey
00:53:59hey
00:53:59my little guy
00:54:00hey
00:54:01little gucci
00:54:02look at this right here
00:54:04huh
00:54:05this guy huh
00:54:07oh yeah
00:54:09now here's that
00:54:10here's mine
00:54:11right
00:54:11just like that
00:54:13huh
00:54:13yeah
00:54:14even we got one for big brother
00:54:16right there
00:54:17you know
00:54:18gunpowder
00:54:19yes my boy
00:54:22all right
00:54:23all right
00:54:23so we got to talk about this uh this wedding
00:54:26right
00:54:26she's two weeks off
00:54:28hollywood ball there
00:54:29waiting for an answer
00:54:30and i bumped into
00:54:31chris martin on the plane
00:54:33he says the band is free
00:54:36you like cold
00:54:37right
00:54:37dad
00:54:38we can't have a wedding at home
00:54:41oh
00:54:42well all right then we'll look at the magic castle
00:54:45how about that
00:54:46not too big plenty of room for cold play
00:54:49let's just pump the brakes
00:54:51we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:54:53what
00:54:53something wrong with really
00:54:55no
00:54:57everything's great
00:54:58it's better than great honestly
00:55:01but we cannot have a big flashy wedding
00:55:04that's our thing
00:55:06it's not amelia's thing
00:55:08i think you make it uncomfortable
00:55:11wow i never thought of that
00:55:14yeah you have a very good point there
00:55:18i'm very impressed
00:55:20you've never acted like this
00:55:22with any other woman
00:55:24i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl
00:55:27hmm sounds like you might be falling in love
00:55:30love
00:55:33yeah i don't know
00:55:36he's so cute
00:55:38all right all right
00:55:40change the deal
00:55:41gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:55:43all right
00:55:43and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair
00:55:46a wedding with cold play
00:55:49no cold play dad
00:55:51no cold play
00:55:59so
00:56:01it's about my cancer treatment
00:56:03it's not working
00:56:05i know it
00:56:06i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:56:09and i'm cured
00:56:10what
00:56:11you're cured
00:56:13oh
00:56:14congratulations
00:56:16thank you
00:56:17i wasn't expecting it
00:56:19i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions
00:56:23it only took two sessions
00:56:25i almost had enough of my savings to cover that
00:56:28maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:56:31what's wrong sis
00:56:33we could be celebrating
00:56:35i brought prosecco
00:56:36no
00:56:37yeah
00:56:38no i'm good
00:56:40yeah
00:56:40amelia
00:56:42amelia
00:56:43i'm your sister
00:56:44you can tell me anything
00:56:47is it michelangelo
00:56:49is everything okay
00:56:51if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:56:53i will take that man thong
00:56:55and give him a wedge so far up his butt
00:56:57that it will cut him in you
00:56:59it's not michelangelo
00:57:01let's see
00:57:03it's me
00:57:06i have to tell you something
00:57:11and not believe that they convince you to do an arranged marriage
00:57:17what is this game of thrones
00:57:19it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:57:21and you know that i would do anything for you
00:57:25actually he's not that bad
00:57:29i kind of like him
00:57:32yeah babe that's called stockholm syndrome
00:57:34we need to get you out of there
00:57:37betsy
00:57:38i have
00:57:39real feelings for him
00:57:42but
00:57:44what about the tabloid story
00:57:46you heard what he did to that flutie and disney world
00:57:49they banned him for life
00:57:51you'll never go to epcot
00:57:53he's not actually like the stories
00:57:56or at least not to me
00:57:59he's only acting like that to get into your pants amelia
00:58:02if you marry michelangelo
00:58:06he will make your life a living hell
00:58:10what if you meet him
00:58:12yeah meet him
00:58:14maybe you'll change your mind maybe you'll actually like him
00:58:17don't
00:58:18don't
00:58:18please
00:58:19for me just give him a chance
00:58:23fine
00:58:24yes
00:58:25only one
00:58:26yes
00:58:29you won't regret it and i'm gonna go get this for a second
00:58:32you better bring the whole bottle
00:58:39thank you for making money
00:58:42of course i'm glad she's cancer free
00:58:44we need to celebrate
00:58:48michelangelo
00:58:49you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:58:53right
00:58:53you need me besides me
00:58:54i'm serious
00:58:56it's really important to be with you two to get along
00:58:59have a glass of wine
00:59:02tonight's gonna be great
00:59:03it's
00:59:12enormous
00:59:16why would anybody need so much room
00:59:21it's nice to see you too sis
00:59:23nice to meet you
00:59:26let's see
00:59:29so this is the
00:59:32infamous uh
00:59:34michael landelow
00:59:38how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:59:4096 down period
00:59:41mainly since the year that you were born
00:59:45yeah sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:59:47it's worth more than my car
00:59:49why would anybody spend that much on a drink
00:59:54eat me tonight ralphs
00:59:56it's delicious
00:59:58this was made in france
01:00:00sorry
01:00:00can't touch that stuff
01:00:03so
01:00:04who wants a drink
01:00:17you've
01:00:26hardly touched your food
01:00:29it's a little too
01:00:31rich for me
01:00:34mine tastes great
01:00:37so michelangelo i have some big sister questions to ask about the prenuptials coming up
01:00:43you don't mind do you
01:00:46fire away
01:00:48so i know you two have been having your
01:00:52fun
01:00:53um but
01:00:55what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off
01:01:00i don't think it's going to do
01:01:03that's cute and all but
01:01:05what about a career are you gonna support her
01:01:08or kids what's your stance on that
01:01:10or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
01:01:14let's see
01:01:15look
01:01:16i know i have a past
01:01:19but
01:01:20i'm not committed to
01:01:21we haven't talked about kids but
01:01:23i'm hoping anything
01:01:24see michelangelo that's my point
01:01:26you two are getting married and you barely know each other
01:01:30we know enough
01:01:32easy
01:01:35i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:01:38and if you really cared about amelia
01:01:40you would give her the time
01:01:42and what makes you such an expert
01:01:44i don't really know your fear
01:01:46michelangelo
01:01:47you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:01:50it's no wonder amelia was so uptight with her
01:01:51she gets it for you
01:01:54are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia
01:01:56you started it
01:01:57why don't we all just calm down
01:02:06betsy's just looking out for my best interests
01:02:08no she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her
01:02:12that's not fair michelangelo
01:02:14she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:02:16you're the horniest bastard of beverly hills
01:02:18and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister back
01:02:22you know what you can't talk to betsy like that that's my sister she just survived cancer
01:02:27but it doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:02:32this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:02:35not to me
01:02:36you know maybe she should be concerned i don't like this side of you
01:02:39see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other but i guess the contract
01:02:43doesn't allow for that
01:02:44you told her
01:02:46she's my sister
01:02:47i don't care that violates our agreement
01:02:49oh is that all i am to you
01:02:51a contractual agreement some kind of obligation
01:02:54it's not what i meant it came out wrong earlier
01:02:57i love you
01:02:59you love me don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that means
01:03:03shut the fuck up
01:03:05you know what maybe she was right i shouldn't have signed that contract it's over
01:03:09we need to get out of here
01:03:18many true crime documentaries on netflix know what happens when you tell red people secrets
01:03:26amelia i know this is hard to hear
01:03:29but you did the right thing you could do so much better than him
01:03:36yeah but he isn't a monster i shouldn't have said that
01:03:41we can talk about it on the road
01:03:43get packing and if we leave now we can get to mexico by dawn
01:03:47lay low for a bit
01:03:48mexico or canada whatever it's that or stay here and get sued by the dino lavinos
01:03:55don't worry i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:04:00i mean i only told you about the contract it's not like i told the media
01:04:05you don't know that we're liabilities lose ends you should listen to more true kind of podcast
01:04:16get rid of that thing they could be tracking us right now
01:04:21yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the ecoplexy
01:04:26see he could have a sniper on us
01:04:33it's romulus hey romulus
01:04:37what what do you mean gucci's missing
01:04:40you came
01:04:53against my better judgment
01:04:56i'm not happy you've been blowing you off
01:04:59i've just been busy but it's over with now
01:05:05you should punish me for strain
01:05:08you make me sick
01:05:11i make me sick
01:05:13nice
01:05:22underwear
01:05:24it's a great craftsmanship
01:05:27okay
01:05:31let's get this over with
01:05:37is that all you have to say
01:05:39do you even realize how hot i am
01:05:42i'm sorry
01:05:44chantel
01:05:46i thought i wanted this
01:05:49but i don't
01:05:52i'm not the star that i used to be
01:05:53julia broke up with me
01:06:02it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:06:06not running a million years
01:06:09i think i'd fall for dog work but here i am
01:06:11fucking devastated
01:06:13and all the wishes i could take back
01:06:15look at how i acted
01:06:16i just wanted to come back to me
01:06:18i just wanted to come back to me
01:06:30oh hi dad
01:06:32gucci's gone
01:06:34i'll be right there
01:06:36what
01:06:47oh
01:06:49well i i only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:06:52we were practically in the house in the office and he just shot off like a rocket
01:06:57i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:06:59well we can help you find him
01:07:04yeah
01:07:04right
01:07:07good thanks
01:07:08good
01:07:08gucci
01:07:10this better not be a trap
01:07:11just come on
01:07:15gucci
01:07:15gucci
01:07:17gucci
01:07:17hey hey
01:07:18where's michael angelo
01:07:19huh i thought you were both together why is he here with you
01:07:22oh um he's
01:07:24sorry i'm late dad
01:07:27where were you
01:07:27i had to stop a late night delivery of masoni's
01:07:31gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:07:33this isn't really i'm hiding
01:07:34nothing will
01:07:36smart move dude
01:07:37here ladies
01:07:38take a piece of prosciutto
01:07:40yeah that's it
01:07:45i'm an idiot
01:07:57gucci
01:07:57i don't
01:08:03i don't
01:08:05we've been looking for him all night long
01:08:09we're not gonna find him
01:08:11don't give up dad he's just off having a little adventure
01:08:13keep looking he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:08:17see they're all gonna kill us
01:08:19i do have to admit though
01:08:21i didn't expect to see the side of him
01:08:23i didn't expect to see the side of him
01:08:25he's really there for his dad
01:08:27and his dad's dog
01:08:28so you approve now
01:08:31i didn't say that
01:08:32gucci
01:08:35gucci
01:08:37gucci
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01:08:59gucci
01:09:00gucci
01:09:01gucci
01:09:02gucci
01:09:03gucci
01:09:04to stretch you
01:09:06a little
01:09:08it's okay
01:09:10most of what the tabloids publish
01:09:12is true
01:09:12they just leave out part of the story
01:09:15Amelia
01:09:16can we talk
01:09:18please
01:09:22Amelia
01:09:26can we talk
01:09:28please
01:09:30okay
01:09:32Amelia
01:09:41I'm sorry about earlier tonight
01:09:44I shouldn't have attacked your sister
01:09:47and I shouldn't have blown up that you have mentioned the contract
01:09:50I hope that you know you mean so much more to me
01:09:56than just a business agreement
01:09:58thanks for saying that
01:10:01I need to hear that
01:10:03and I'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:10:07you're not one
01:10:10I'm still learning new things about you
01:10:13most of them are good
01:10:15I'm happy we signed the contract
01:10:18I'm not
01:10:21you're not?
01:10:24what do you mean?
01:10:25I mean this
01:10:28might sound crazy but
01:10:31I meant it when I said that
01:10:33I love you
01:10:34and I don't want
01:10:36some silly piece of paper
01:10:37to be the reason that we stayed together
01:10:39I want to know that our love is real
01:10:42dad
01:10:46what is that?
01:10:48I want to cancel the contract
01:10:49between me and Amelia
01:10:50why son?
01:10:53because I want to ask her to marry me
01:10:55and not because of some legal obligation
01:11:00but because she wants to
01:11:04consider our contracts null and void
01:11:12will you marry me?
01:11:25will you marry me?
01:11:29yes
01:11:31I'll marry you
01:11:34you've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:11:51and I'm the happiest stop walker
01:11:54look at me
01:11:55I'm dribbling like a Roman aqueduct
01:11:58alright alright you two
01:12:02that's enough alright
01:12:03we spent this whole night together
01:12:05come over to my place alright
01:12:07we'll have a nice breakfast
01:12:09Italian style
01:12:10hopefully it's not too rich for you
01:12:13I think I can get used to it
01:12:15and then we can all discuss the wedding
01:12:18alright
01:12:18I want to hear from everybody involved
01:12:20especially Coldplay
01:12:23we're not getting Coldplay dad
01:12:24it was worth a try
01:12:45and now the bride and groom would like to give their vows
01:12:54Michelangelo?
01:12:58Amelia
01:12:59even though we're far from a perfect couple
01:13:03we're perfect together
01:13:06I've learned so much from you
01:13:09in such a short amount of time
01:13:11and not just about dogs
01:13:12I don't know how I ever managed anything without you
01:13:17I'm looking forward to your support and counsel
01:13:25as I take over the family business from my father this year
01:13:28and in return I promise to be patient and a loving husband
01:13:37as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of
01:13:41Amelia you're the only thing better than free underwear
01:13:50I love you so much
01:13:53I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model
01:14:03but here we are
01:14:05Michelangelo
01:14:07you've helped me come out of my shell
01:14:09and you've taught me how to live his life to the fullest
01:14:11something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy
01:14:14and although we haven't spent much time together
01:14:21it feels like a lifetime
01:14:23in a good way
01:14:24I know your mom would be proud of you
01:14:27ti amo Michelangelo
01:14:28and I love you
01:14:29with the power vested in me by almighty god
01:14:33and the city of beverly hills
01:14:34I now pronounce you husband and wife
01:14:37you may kiss your bride
01:14:39thanks
01:14:48I'm Betsy
01:14:50I'm Maria's sister
01:14:52I'm Jake
01:14:53none of the dog walker
01:14:55it's crazy
01:14:57you know giving my sister
01:14:58but I was a bit more of a cat person
01:15:00me too
01:15:02strong faith class family
01:15:08choosing the moon is a tragedy
01:15:13right
01:15:14it's crazy
01:15:14because you were my
01:15:15and I'm 0
01:15:16I'm 7
01:15:16all along with me
01:15:17I said
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