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00:01This week on Hogan Knows Best.
00:02I'm here! Where's my room?
00:05When Nobs comes to visit, it's just like old times.
00:08Good morning!
00:09In more ways than one.
00:11This is getting ridiculous.
00:12You and Brian are just like back in your college days or something.
00:15We're just hanging up with Nobs and having a good time.
00:18But will things go too far?
00:20Oh, f***! Terry!
00:23Before the nasty boy goes home.
00:30Oh, my God!
00:35Yo, hold on.
00:38Yo, Linda!
00:39Did you call the kids?
00:42Nick!
00:43Mom!
00:44Where are you?
00:44Come on!
00:49Where is everybody?
01:00Hogan Knows Best!
01:07I don't get the Haley and Hillary Duff connections, right?
01:10Nor do I.
01:11They're sisters famous because they're other sisters famous, right?
01:13Yeah.
01:14I guess they get more credibility than the Hilton sisters.
01:19Well, it's Nobs.
01:21What's up, Master Boy?
01:22Hey, hey, hey!
01:23What's going on, big man?
01:25What are you doing, brother?
01:27Hey, not too much.
01:28Hey, listen, Tony's having a bunch of friends coming down.
01:31They're talking to a lot of girl things, maybe manicures and pedicures.
01:35And I feel it's like it's a good time to come down and maybe get full side and fix some figures.
01:40Come on down, man.
01:41Jump in the car now.
01:42Maybe you can get here before the sun goes down.
01:44All right, bro.
01:45Coming on down.
01:46All right, hurry up.
01:47All right, bye-bye.
01:48Did you just invite Nobs down?
01:51Mom is going to have a tizzy fit.
01:53Oh, Nobs is like family s***.
01:55Come on.
01:56Brooke, don't be stirring that up.
01:57I invited Brian down.
02:01Huh?
02:01I invited Nobs down.
02:02For how long?
02:03A couple days.
02:04I can't believe you didn't even ask me, honey.
02:06You're going to let him stay here.
02:07Where is he going to sleep?
02:08With Nick?
02:08We don't have anywhere to let him sleep.
02:10He's going to have to sleep somewhere on the floor, and he's not sleeping on my couch.
02:14Squishing all my decorations.
02:14You let Foxy sleep on the couch.
02:17Foxy's my dog.
02:19Well, Brian's our dog.
02:20Brian's our dog.
02:21Hello?
02:21Hey, Nobs.
02:29All right, I'll let you in.
02:36All right.
02:37Hey.
02:37Now, this is what I'm talking about.
02:41Not too shabby, right?
02:43Hey, my brother from another mother, and the father and son team, and the beautiful daughter.
02:50I'm here.
02:51You're here.
02:52All right, where is my room?
02:53Oh, my God.
02:56How are you?
02:57Look at this house.
02:57How are you doing?
02:59Hi.
02:59Good to see you.
03:01Hey, this place is beautiful.
03:03Well, show me the rest of the house.
03:04This is a hallway.
03:06Awesome.
03:07This is awesome.
03:08This is awesome.
03:09Showerhead's right above, comes right down.
03:11That's awesome.
03:12Look at this.
03:13This is awesome.
03:15This place is beautiful.
03:18Get ready, Miami.
03:20Brian Knobbs and Astymore is here.
03:23Where's the bathroom?
03:28Oh, man, this place is really beautiful.
03:33Hey, would you mind helping me?
03:34I have that mattress up there that I have to kind of turn into a bed for Brian.
03:37Sure.
03:37Sure.
03:38Looks good, man.
03:54I just fixed it.
03:55Come on.
04:01Linda.
04:02Yeah?
04:02Is there any more toilet paper?
04:04I ran out of toilet paper.
04:05Oh, yeah.
04:05Don't worry.
04:06I'll take care of it.
04:06Do you need it?
04:07Okay.
04:07Okay, I'm sorry.
04:08I'll take care of it.
04:08Bye.
04:09Bye.
04:09Oh, my gosh.
04:19Brian?
04:20Yes.
04:23Air pressure.
04:24This is your very own personal supply.
04:27I didn't want you to go in right after I was through.
04:29I think, actually, you should probably keep this on body.
04:32Okay.
04:32I'll keep it on me.
04:33Okay.
04:34You don't have matches.
04:35You use that.
04:36I got it.
04:37I'm sorry, Linda.
04:38I got the air freshener.
04:45Hey.
04:46Morning.
04:46You want some coffee?
04:48Oh, thank you very much.
04:49One Krispy Kreme donut left for our guest.
04:54Is he still sleeping, really?
04:58I don't know.
04:59I'll go up there and rouse his ass out of bed.
05:02I'm up, and he's still sleeping.
05:05What's going on?
05:08What's up?
05:09Let's go.
05:10I love you.
05:11I'm here.
05:14What a son of a bitch.
05:17Good morning.
05:21Come on.
05:22What are we doing?
05:23No workout today, right?
05:24What's some beer going to the pool?
05:26Unless you've got a bunch of crap we have to do.
05:27I don't know.
05:28What's other?
05:29I don't know.
05:30Come on, now.
05:31Let's get going.
05:32Come on.
05:35Look at that bottle.
05:36The vodka you were talking about.
05:39F in vodka.
05:41That's pretty cool.
05:42You got a third one?
05:43Yes, sir.
05:44Ha, ha, ha.
05:46Ha, ha.
05:46Oh.
05:51Here we go.
05:53Da, da, da.
05:56Woo, woo, woo.
05:58Whoa.
05:59This is the kind of workout I like.
06:05What like?
06:06Yeah.
06:07Woo-hoo.
06:08They have to be kidding me.
06:25Oh, my God.
06:32Hey!
06:33Hey!
06:34You guys put so much beer in the refrigerator, I don't have room for all the food.
06:38Can you bring us a couple more beers?
06:41Hey.
06:43My boys, the Tampa Bay Devil Rays are playing in town to play in the Marlins.
06:47Oh, I'll just make one call and we're in.
06:49Who's to lose a hit?
06:50Ow!
06:51Son of a bitch!
06:52I'm done.
06:55This is for you.
06:56Yes.
06:57There you go.
06:58Oh, your phone's going to get wet.
07:00Hey, Tony, what's going on?
07:03Hell, I can stay a couple more days, no problem.
07:06Well, it's all right if I stay a couple of days, isn't it?
07:09You can stay as long as you want to live here if you want.
07:10Oh!
07:11Me and Terry have to talk.
07:19Hogan knows best.
07:30What's up?
07:32Hey, Mr. Giver.
07:33How you doing, Doc?
07:35What's up, Coach?
07:36How you doing, brother?
07:37How's it going?
07:38Yeah, it's my boy, Nick.
07:39Hi, Nick.
07:39How are you?
07:40Nice to see you.
07:41There you go.
07:42Take a couple of days.
07:43You're ready to go.
07:44He's ready to hit it over the fence.
07:47Come on, brother.
07:50Oh, that was warm.
07:51I'm out.
07:56That's right.
07:59All right, that's it.
08:00Now, let's get done.
08:01You're out.
08:01Oh, ****.
08:08Oh, man.
08:08Oh, man.
08:08Oh, man.
08:09Oh, man.
08:09Oh, it's your mom.
08:17Yo, yo, what's up, mama?
08:18Honey.
08:19Where are you?
08:21We're just over here watching an inning of the baseball game.
08:24At a baseball game.
08:25We're just having a few beers.
08:26We're just hanging out, having some fun.
08:28This is getting ridiculous.
08:29You and Brian are just, like, back in your college days or something.
08:32Brian was only supposed to be down here for a couple of days.
08:34I know.
08:34Come on, Tampa.
08:36Holster, ready for another beer?
08:40Hey, bye.
08:41What's wrong with you?
08:42Sorry.
08:43I love baseball.
08:46You're ridiculous.
08:48I love baseball.
08:52Let's get out of here.
08:53All right.
08:54Let's go.
08:54This is gross.
09:09Ew.
09:10How many beers can a person drink?
09:14No, don't lay there.
09:15Ew.
09:16It's the sweaty spot.
09:21This is disgusting.
09:23This is when merry maids would come in so handy.
09:32Am I getting on your nerves yet?
09:34I will.
09:38I'm sorry, man.
09:40I love you.
09:41I'm the fat Hulk Hogan.
09:44Here's some Oreos.
09:45You can go to the couch with some Oreos.
09:46And then peanut butter?
09:47I have peanut butter, but not peanut butter Oreos.
09:49Let everybody finish check.
09:50Okay.
09:51Did anybody ran a movie?
09:53I just want to see what kind of videos we have for later.
09:56Star is getting tired.
09:57You guys want to go to bed?
09:59Or you want to watch a movie?
10:00I'm getting tired.
10:01I'm going to take Star out.
10:02Come on.
10:02Let's go.
10:03Time to go to bed.
10:03Let's go, boy.
10:04What happened?
10:04I'm doing my drink.
10:05I'm tired.
10:06I'm going to bed.
10:07All right, man.
10:08Hey, wait a minute.
10:09You sure?
10:09Hey.
10:10You sure?
10:11Nobody?
10:12A movie?
10:15Are we going to watch a movie?
10:19Good night.
10:20You're a Hulkster.
10:37What's going on?
10:38Hey.
10:39Want to watch WrestleMania 7?
10:41Hey, go to bed, you idiot.
10:43Get out.
10:43Go to bed.
10:44All right, I'm going to bed.
10:45I just want to one little room.
10:46Okay?
10:46Good night, you guys.
10:48Sorry.
10:48Sorry.
10:50Honey.
11:06What?
11:07What are we going to do with Brian?
11:09Oh, God.
11:10I forgot to be serious.
11:11He's still here.
11:12And guess what?
11:13He's staying for two more days.
11:16You guys have to start helping me a little bit more.
11:19What the f***?
11:35Hey, man.
11:35Linda wants us to tone it down a little bit.
11:39Okay, that's cool.
11:40You got to start helping her out.
11:41What kind of nice is it?
11:42Let's cook some breakfast.
11:44Cook some eggs and...
11:45Come on.
11:46All right.
11:46Let's cook some breakfast.
11:47All right.
11:48You got it.
11:49Brother.
11:52Good morning.
11:53Linda, I'm going to cook breakfast today.
11:55Me and your husband, you don't have to do nothing.
11:56You're going to cook?
11:57We're going to cook.
11:58I cook a pretty good breakfast.
12:00Okay.
12:00How do you turn these on?
12:01All right.
12:03What are you going to cook?
12:05I'm taking eggs.
12:06Okay.
12:06Want me to do the eggs?
12:08You want them scrambled, right?
12:10Nick, bowls.
12:13Chop, chop.
12:13Nick, bowls.
12:15Young boy.
12:15Young boy.
12:17We're making breakfast, young boy.
12:18We need bowls.
12:24I'm chef for the future.
12:25Woo.
12:29Wow.
12:30No, it's done.
12:30You're really going to town.
12:32Steaks look a little weird.
12:34Bacon's kind of spattering grease all over.
12:37The bacon's kind of getting burning.
12:39Here, I'll just do it.
12:40I'll just take over from here.
12:41Let me help.
12:42That's all right.
12:42You guys just go sit down.
12:43It'll be ready in a minute, okay?
12:44I swear.
12:44I got bacon fried steak.
12:48Do you guys like peanut butter with those?
12:50Hey, Linda, after we're done here, if you want me to, I'll take the dogs for a walk for
12:55you if you want, you know.
12:56Actually, why don't you give them one a bath?
12:58Would you mind giving Coco a bath?
12:59She's really bad.
13:00That's really pushing it, but okay, no, I'll do it.
13:04Here.
13:07The whole boys came in.
13:08Call them.
13:10We're on.
13:11All right.
13:11Anything bad happens.
13:13No.
13:13I'm saying you do.
13:14Keep them outside.
13:15Oh!
13:23Hogan Knows Best.
13:28Hogan Knows Best.
13:35Coco.
13:36Coco.
13:37Hey, Nick, you see Coco?
13:41No, sorry.
13:42Huh?
13:43Well, if you do, call me or something, instead of just running out, you little jackass.
13:50Coco!
13:51Oh, I see little muscles.
13:54All right, one.
13:55Only Coco.
13:56Only Coco muscles.
13:57Come on, Coco.
13:58Come on, Coco.
13:59Oh, you stink, Coco.
14:00Oh.
14:03Right here.
14:04Okay.
14:05All right.
14:09Oh, yeah.
14:09Let's turn you this way.
14:10Come on.
14:10Let's get that.
14:12There we go.
14:12All right.
14:14All right.
14:15Make sure you get underneath.
14:17You better just shut up right now, I'm telling you.
14:19I'll tackle you and I'll f***ing soak you down and f***ing throw you in the ocean.
14:23I'll see you later, Nubs.
14:24Hey, Nick, can you do me a favor, though, really?
14:28Uh, two towels.
14:30We don't have any.
14:33Nick!
14:36If you don't f*** him up with a towel, I'm going to kick his ass.
14:38Yo, boy.
14:46You look great.
14:47Yeah, what's up with the towel?
14:49Oh, we didn't, I told you we didn't have any.
14:51Look at all these women in here.
14:52Oh, I'm a little bit sweaty.
14:57What'd I say?
14:58Bring me a towel.
14:59Oh, God.
15:01Hi, ladies.
15:04Why's it meeting you ladies?
15:05I'm sorry, I stink so bad.
15:07Okay, well, is there anything else, Linda?
15:15No, I'm just going to throw some laundry in.
15:17I'll get it, I'll get it.
15:18Are you sure?
15:18Okay, thank you.
15:19Don't worry about it, I'll throw it in.
15:21All right, here we go.
15:24So listen, so listen.
15:32Hey, clothes done, dog washed, cooked breakfast.
15:36I need a drink.
15:40Take another one of them idiots.
15:43Hey, let me wear this hat.
15:45You and I are really...
15:46I'm bald-headed, so I'm going to wear a hat this big.
15:51Yeah, brother.
15:53Yeah.
15:54What you going to do, brother?
15:57Here's how I do it in the break.
16:00Turn around, come right at me.
16:04Let me give you one in the head.
16:04Turn around, I'm going to turn it to you.
16:06One more.
16:06Oh, idiot.
16:17Look at that.
16:17That is...
16:18Look, muscles.
16:19Muscles, what color is that?
16:21What color is that to you?
16:23It's a pink and light pink bra.
16:27We can't yell at him.
16:29He's a big lulk.
16:30Just tell me, I watched Coco and asked for them towels.
16:40The smart-ass never brought them.
16:41He took the off.
16:43Hey, baby.
16:44Hey, Linda.
16:44Hi, Brian.
16:45How are you?
16:45You doing?
16:46I'm doing good.
16:46Thank you again.
16:47This place is awesome.
16:49I'm having such a great time.
16:51I'm just coming to tell you that I think I'm going to go out and go shopping.
16:53Have a good one.
16:54Bye.
16:55Have fun.
16:56Bye, honey.
16:57Bye, Brian.
16:58Bye, Mom.
16:58Yeah, all the old dudes are in town for that autograph thing.
17:01No way.
17:01Axel.
17:02Beeper.
17:03The Hammer.
17:04Sags is in town.
17:05Haku.
17:06Oh, my God.
17:06Even me, Brian Blair, the commissioner.
17:08No way.
17:08I don't think we should call him.
17:10Call him.
17:11We're on.
17:12All right.
17:13Anything bad happens.
17:14No.
17:15We'll keep him outside.
17:15I'm saying you do.
17:28Welcome to paradise, gentlemen.
17:47And cut.
17:48Cut.
17:54Good to see you.
17:56Damn, man.
17:57Duncan's in shape.
17:58KB.
17:59What's up?
18:00How you doing?
18:00What's up, man?
18:01How you guys doing?
18:02How you doing, bro?
18:02You guys all on vacation.
18:04What's the deal, man?
18:06All right, man.
18:06Good to see you, bro.
18:07Hammer power.
18:08Good to see you, bro.
18:08Good to see you.
18:09How you doing, man?
18:11Low fat pads in the house.
18:13How are you?
18:14Big Al.
18:15What's up, bro?
18:15Good to see you, man.
18:17We got beers in here.
18:18You guys want a beer or something?
18:19You want to do a shot?
18:20All right, man.
18:21Good to see you, guys.
18:28The boys are back.
18:31Okay, everybody out to the pool, man.
18:34Please.
18:34Hey.
18:45For the food he's cooking.
18:57That's all, Duggan.
18:59That's my name.
19:00I'm a f***ing bing-a-bing.
19:04Oh, my God.
19:05That was so much fun.
19:06I come down here to have a good time.
19:08You keep wanting to give me s***.
19:09I've had it.
19:10You understand me?
19:11I've had it.
19:15I don't see you, son of a bing.
19:17Let's see you.
19:21Oh, my God.
19:25What the hell?
19:28Oh, my God.
19:30You better get out of here.
19:39I'm not really mad.
20:03I need to say a couple of days.
20:05Oh, you kidding me?
20:07I don't think so.
20:08Oh, my God.
20:09You guys are so good.
20:11Oh, my God.
20:12Look at me.
20:14Oh, my God.

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