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00:01Historic moment.
00:02Eddie Harrigan and Tommy Stevenson in the same cab.
00:05Or their dad, sir.
00:08He stabbed up another kid in a club.
00:11You're a mad cunt, Eddie.
00:13I'll make out of here.
00:14If his grandad finds out, he's a dead man.
00:16I am fucking dead.
00:17I'm assuming you've heard of the Harrigans.
00:19This deal takes us to the next level.
00:21How do we fund this expansion?
00:23Fentanyl.
00:24Well, I'm a representative of said family.
00:27If you do as I say, I promise you'll never see me again.
00:29If you don't, I will find you.
00:32Love yourself.
00:33Your son, Richie, hasn't come home.
00:35And he lied about who he was with.
00:37Find him.
00:38He was with Eddie Harrigan.
00:39If Richie wants to go and rule you, and you get a chance, you take him.
00:43My boy didn't come home.
00:44If you make things difficult for me, it won't end well for you, Harry.
00:48For the avoidance of doubt, let Richie live.
00:51Did you know the arch has been going behind your back with the fire?
00:55This is what happens when you go behind my back.
00:59Dad!
01:04Sofa, we're burning.
01:06Rug, we're burning.
01:08I don't trust the curtains.
01:10Get rid of them as well.
01:11Strip this back, the paint off, and repaint that.
01:14Floorboards have to be replaced because there's, um...
01:17We've got a fucking hole in them.
01:20Soja, Kiko, can you get rid of Archie's car, please?
01:28Paul?
01:29Yeah?
01:30Can you get me some plastic, please?
01:31And a bag.
01:32Plastic bag's got it.
01:33I have a question.
01:34Yeah, go on.
01:36They've been made since the fucking 70s.
01:38Yeah, that's not a question, is it?
01:40No, but the question is why, you know?
01:44Why do you do it?
01:46You know what, there are so many variables and occurrences
01:49which happen on a daily basis throughout the universe.
01:52It is not for us to wonder why they happen.
01:54It is only for us to bring me the fucking plastic in the bag right now, Paul.
01:59Fair enough.
02:08What happened?
02:12Harry.
02:13My dad's standing there unfurling his grand plan.
02:16How do we fund this expansion?
02:18Involving Mexicans, the Stephensons, Fentanyl, Archie interrupts.
02:23We could perhaps discuss it?
02:25Oui.
02:26Dad shifts gears.
02:27Could discuss it.
02:28Something upsets him.
02:30Anyway, he fucks off, apparently, for a piss.
02:33And that's when the wheels came off.
02:35Archie, you are a much better toady yes-man than a traitor.
02:39Mum called Archie a traitor.
02:42Archie a traitor?
02:44Yeah.
02:46And Dad comes back in, and he's a different fucking man.
02:50Sits opposite him.
02:51Where?
02:52Oh, Archie.
02:53Yeah.
02:54Opposite Archie.
02:55Okay.
02:56And then he holds Archie's hands with seemingly great compassion.
03:00You know, one of them.
03:01And I'm sitting there thinking, I don't know where this is going.
03:07That's when I see the Desert Eagle sticking out of Dad's arse crack.
03:11And what was your mum doing?
03:13She must have known what was coming, because she left her post, which was that seat there.
03:18All right, and?
03:20And then she caught it.
03:22Stick or twist, baby.
03:23Stick or twist.
03:24Dad pulls out the fucking eagle.
03:27Is this some kind of piss take?
03:29Yes, Archie.
03:30The piss has been taken.
03:33Wallow.
03:34Straight through Archie's heart.
03:37All right, okay.
03:38I'll leave you till it.
03:39Yeah, yeah.
03:40All right, let's get it done.
03:41All right, let's have a look at you.
03:42Sorry about this Arch.
03:43I always liked you.
03:44I can't sleep.
03:45I just killed my oldest friend, Maeve.
03:50You look at Archie and you see an old mate.
03:54I just killed my oldest friend, Maeve.
03:59You look at Archie and you see an old mate.
04:04I see a couple of dead and my servant.
04:09you see an old mead. I saw a liar, a leech and a liability. I identified the problem and
04:18you, you dealt with it.
04:26So now, fentanyl.
04:33Yes or no?
04:35One hundred percent. All the way. You have to follow the money.
05:05Shat's funny.
05:09I wanna talk with the clown. It was apologies down. Paying $300.
05:13I wanna bite the phone. I wanna believe the tone. I wanna see her alone, alone, alone.
05:17I want to straight to Shack. And find me somewhere to pack.
05:20Like the light when it's packing. Stacking, stacking, stacking.
05:24Make it feel like peace to the way
05:26Complement you around
05:27Consolation, got a twist in it
05:30For a GPO and all the hits in it
05:32I'm gonna hit your business
05:34If it's momentary business
05:36I'm gonna hit your business
05:38If it's momentary business
05:41I'm gonna hit your business
05:43If it's momentary business
05:54Who was it?
06:12Didn't see it was dark
06:14Rosby's got it in for everyone
06:16Said it was dark
06:18I'm Harry
06:22Kevin
06:23Is this your first stretch?
06:26Third
06:27Me and this other lad
06:30We robbed a sub post office
06:32Boy
06:33Kevin
06:34You're a bad man, isn't you?
06:37Well, my dad is
06:38So I only got three years
06:40Who's your dad?
06:43Comrade Arrigan
06:44Never heard of him
06:52Yeah, you have
06:55Yeah, you have
06:55Yeah, you have
06:59Oh, police!
07:16Oh, police!
07:17Oh, police!
07:18Harry?
07:19What's going on?
07:20Hey, John!
07:21Oh, police!
07:22Everyone out!
07:23Gina, it's all right, babe
07:24We're being sober
07:25There is a doorbell, you know
07:26Don't worry, it's all good
07:27Ah, Fisk
07:29Morning, how are you?
07:30Yeah, I'm good
07:31Peace and goodwill to all men
07:32And all that
07:32She's got her mass GCSE this morning
07:34Oh, has she?
07:35Good luck, love
07:36I'm not going to love you, Barbara's prick
07:37No, she didn't mean that
07:39Right, go on, John
07:40Come on, John
07:41Let's do this
07:41Thank you
07:44Shall we do this?
07:46I'll give you a call, babe
07:47Okay
07:48Right, then
07:48Good luck with your GCSE, love
07:50Fuck off, nonce!
07:51No, no
07:52Putting more affordable homes across London
08:00First of all, bring up the importance
08:01And bring up children
08:03Kevin?
08:28Driving's a bit reckless, Richie
08:30Where's my tummy?
08:31I don't know
08:33I'm not fucking clairvoyant, am I?
08:36Anyway, Harry's been nicked
08:37Fuck Harry
08:38Where's my boy?
08:41Don't say fuck Harry
08:43That's rude, Richie
08:44I've arsed Daddy
08:47Doesn't know anything about your tummy
08:49Why don't you get your son
08:52To come and say that to my face?
08:56If you want to start a war, Richie
08:58Then just fucking say
08:59Now, O'Hara's gonna have Harry out
09:04In a couple of hours
09:06So hold your horses
09:08You jumpy cunt
09:09You've got one hour
09:13And then I'm coming for Eddie
09:16Call Bella
09:27I'm calling Bella
09:28Bell, move Eddie to the Cotswolds
09:35I'm gonna send two of Harry's people over to you now
09:38He's gonna love that
09:40I don't give a fuck if he likes it
09:42When was the last time you saw Archie Hammond?
09:49This is the moment where I say
09:52Fuck off
09:54My brief's on the way
09:56You're not being charged or anything, Harry?
09:58Just relax
09:58I can help you, Harry
10:02I seriously doubt that
10:04And you can help us
10:05You're all right, Fitz?
10:09The Harrigan Express is running out of steam
10:12When it does, a lot of people are gonna go down with it
10:15I can provide you with a parachute
10:18Mate, your metaphor is really hard to follow, son
10:21The Harrigan Express is running out of steam
10:25Yeah, I can provide you with a parachute
10:28Or is it a train or is it a plane?
10:30I'm a bit confused
10:30Harry, no, I suggest you should probably go for the plane
10:32Because plane crashes are worse than train crashes, you know
10:36Casuality wise
10:37Do you want to go outside and have a think about it?
10:39You know, maybe come back in and give this all
10:40And have a go
10:41His brief's here
10:45Fitz, please start by telling me why you broke into my client's home
10:52In front of his family and dragged him down here
10:54We believe your client can help us with an investigation concerning Archie Hammond
10:59Who?
11:01Your other client, Conrad Harrigan's lifelong associate Hammond, Archie Hammond
11:05What's the nature of your investigation?
11:09Well, right now, simply to find out when your client last saw Mr. Hammond
11:13And why is this important?
11:15We want to talk to him
11:16So phone him up
11:18Yeah, we did, but he didn't answer
11:21This is bullshit
11:22I need to get out of here
11:24Now, yeah
11:25I'm taking my client home right now
11:27Back to his family
11:28All right
11:29Have a think about what I said, Harry
11:34The net is closing
11:35You know it is, Conrad
11:37You may not, but
11:38You do
11:39Don't you, mate?
11:41And try not to upset your grandfather too much
11:54Eddie, you still play football?
12:04Every time I see you, you ask me if I still play football
12:07I haven't played football since I was 10
12:09I hate fucking football
12:10Deberíamos de matar a este pequeño imbécil nosotros mismos
12:13Chattarico
12:14Anglais, if you play
12:16I said the weather is beautiful this time of year
12:18Fucking splendido
12:20Could be a coincidence
12:26Yeah, I don't believe in coincidences
12:29All right
12:31H, Richie came to see me
12:34He's coming for Eddie
12:35So I sent Kiko and Zojia to take him to the Cotswolds
12:38Let's meet there
12:39Will do, mate
12:40All right
12:41Head for Conrad, sir
12:42Yeah, well, there's no way that Fliss didn't know something
12:48He knows something
12:49Well, theory number one
12:50The house is bugged
12:53What if it was?
12:55The serious and organized behavior
12:56In five minutes
12:57They'd have Conrad out for murder, wouldn't they?
12:59Two
12:59Archie was a gross
13:01And they expected to hear from him after the meeting
13:04He never rung
13:05So they haul you in
13:07He was getting greedy
13:10Says who?
13:13Maeve
13:14Well, that's your proof, Maeve
13:16Well, maybe he was wearing a wire
13:18No, he wasn't wearing a wire
13:20So's his body
13:21This morning
13:25I popped him in a bag
13:26I drove him over to Pete's parlor
13:28And I placed him in a coffin with some old deer
13:30He looked just like his ex-wife
13:32Jesus
13:33He'd be happy with that
13:34Just what the fuck was Conrad thinking?
13:38I haven't got a clue
13:39But I know someone who does
13:42All right, well
13:46Hey, Jan, you okay?
13:50You out?
13:51How's Gina?
13:52How was her exam?
13:53Where are you?
13:54I'll be home as soon as I can
13:55Okay, just got a couple of things I need to fix first
13:58What about a therapy session at two?
14:00You know, I'd scream, Harry
14:04But
14:05It doesn't do any good
14:07I'll call you later
14:10Nah
14:15Fisk must have been tipped off
14:17He definitely knows something
14:19I can feel it
14:20So who do you think called us this morning?
14:23There'll be someone on the inside
14:24Who's the weak link?
14:27I don't know, but we'll use Harry to help us
14:29Seriously?
14:31Why would he do that?
14:33His job
14:33What do you mean?
14:35Protecting Harrigans
14:36If he thinks he's an informer
14:38He'll have to find them
14:39And if he does
14:43Fuck it, so will we
14:46Serafina?
15:01There's, uh, someone here to see you
15:03So I take it this is to discuss the event
15:08In the Cotswolds
15:10What?
15:12No, actually, no, no
15:13I said last night I had a proposition
15:14So this is about that?
15:16Yeah
15:16What else do you think it was about?
15:18Dad
15:19Sad and tragic demise of Archie
15:21Oh, look, what dad does, dad does
15:24Twas ever thus
15:26If I lost sleepover every time
15:28He's done something
15:28That would haunt the average person forever
15:30When I was at school
15:32He walked onto the rugby field
15:33And beat my sportsmaster
15:35Half the dead with a fucking umbrella
15:36What's your proposition?
15:40Yeah, right, look
15:41You know, we both know
15:43I've been, you know
15:44I've been out in the cold
15:46Since, since what happened
15:48Are we talking about the Swiss thing
15:49Or the Belarus thing?
15:51Yeah, both, both, I suppose
15:53Go on
15:55Well, you know, I've been looking for a way back in
15:58You know, to re-earn dad's trust
16:00As it were
16:01And I think I've found it
16:03And who better help me than my beloved sister
16:07No, listen, and it's not charity
16:08But by no means
16:09You know, when, when you hear
16:11My proposition
16:13You are gonna flip
16:14Serafina
16:15You are gonna get
16:17Very, very wet
16:19Small tip
16:21Yeah
16:21To get back in dad's favour
16:23After Switzerland, Belarus
16:24And the Heathrow job
16:25You're gonna have to come up with something
16:27So unbelievably spectacular
16:29I mean, biblically
16:30Also, best not to talk about me
16:33Getting very, very wet
16:34I'm your fucking sister
16:36Well, you're only my half-sister
16:38And you are quite fit
16:39I'm either fit or not fit
16:40Quite fit
16:42It just doesn't work
16:43Anyway, I'm still your fucking sister
16:45Half-sister
16:46Thirdly
16:46When you have a life-changing proposition
16:48And you take someone to lunch
16:50You don't take them to a caf
16:51I'm gonna do you a favour here
16:53Brendan
16:54I'm not gonna tell dad
16:55That you came to me with anything
16:56Go away
16:57Go abroad
16:58Two to three years
16:59And think hard about
17:00Why you keep messing up so badly
17:02How maybe this life isn't for you
17:04And this life isn't for you
17:07Maybe try and find something
17:09That's less of a challenge
17:10Right, very busy
17:12Got a lot to do
17:13So
17:13I'll get lunch
17:15Yeah
17:15Take care
17:16Quite fit
17:19I was gonna say very fit
17:21But I thought that might sound weird
17:22I am Thomas and William
17:29To be there
17:30Got a weekend plan
17:33Something like that
17:33We'll plug it at me
17:34We'll have to make do
17:36Ah
17:38There you are
17:40You're late
17:40It's one minute to
17:42Not by my watch
17:43Thanks for seeing me
17:44Pleasure
17:45It's been a while
17:48Two years
17:50Well
17:52It's nice to see you again
17:55You too, dad
17:56So how can I help?
18:01Is there
18:02Somewhere we can go?
18:04I already told you
18:05I'm extremely busy
18:06It's a sensitive matter
18:07If it's something I need to hide
18:10Then I don't want to know about it
18:12I want you to meet
18:14An associate of mine
18:15An associate
18:16A Frenchman
18:17He'll pay good money
18:19For you to introduce him
18:20To your friends in government
18:21I see
18:22And how much is he paying you for this?
18:27Half of what he's paying you
18:28You know, Isabella
18:32You always were a conniver
18:35A little chiseler
18:36Even as a tot
18:38Always on the make
18:39Do you want the money or not?
18:45Well, send me the details
18:47Looking good
18:48In my day, women in their forties
18:51Used to look like painted corpses
18:52How things change
18:55That motorbike's been following us
19:07For a while
19:08It's just been joined
19:10By a grey beamer
19:11They're still heading west
19:22It was 12.01
19:23Fuck Harry D'Souza
19:25And fuck the Arrogans
19:27Bring me Eddie Arrogans
19:28Bring him to me
19:30In one piece
19:32With his heart still beating
19:33Got it
19:34Pete, fall back
19:38We'll cut them off
19:39Copy that
19:40I'm just going to stop here
19:42And see if they stop with us
19:44Alright, let's have a chat
19:50You know what you're doing
19:51You alright, mate?
19:57Yeah, we're alright
19:58Good
19:59We're going that way
20:01Why don't you go that way?
20:04Nah
20:06Kids gotta come with us
20:07Let's go!
20:37Watch out!
20:56Shoot!
20:57B, stick to them! We'll block them!
21:07They're coming your way now!
21:14They're there! They're behind you! Loop round!
21:20Gotta give it to you, Zosh. You can drive.
21:24They're fucking over yet.
21:26If they wanted us dead, we'd be dead already.
21:30Shit, they're back!
21:32Kiko! If you get the chance to kill him, kill him!
21:47Kiko!
21:48Kiko!
21:56Whoa! The fuck have you done to cause all of this?
21:59So much for them not trying to fucking kill you.
22:02It's good to see you in one piece there now.
22:11There you go. Get inside. Go on.
22:18How are you, my darling?
22:20Would you believe it? The guy was on a bike and Kiko just shot him in the face.
22:24Inside now. Go on.
22:26Come inside. Come on.
22:27All right, take the car to the old stables. We'll cut her up and dump her later, all right?
22:36Kiko, Saoirse, nice work. All right, off you go.
22:40All right, H. All right. All right, Miss O'Hara.
22:51Paul.
22:52Carry on.
22:53Harry.
22:54Harry.
22:55Everything okay?
22:56Is Conrad about?
22:57Expecting you in the kitchen.
23:02They shot up the car. Multiple bullet holes. With my grandson in it.
23:11Jesus. Is he okay?
23:12Since when has Eddie been okay?
23:13Unscathed, I mean.
23:14Richie's put it up us. Now we have to reply. And that road only leads to war.
23:19Conrad, I need to have a chat with you about Archie.
23:42Conrad, I need to have a chat with you about Archie.
23:50Archie was in with the Stephensons on the fentanyl.
23:53He was on a percentage.
23:55They keep convincing me to leave them to it.
23:57Forgive me, Conrad, but I'm not sure that that's right,
24:03actually.
24:04But are you calling Maeve Leia?
24:07No.
24:07What I'm saying is it actually could be a lot worse.
24:10How's that?
24:12Well, I got pulled in this morning by a lad called Fisk.
24:18All he was asking was questions about Archie.
24:26So you think Fisk knows something about last night?
24:34If he does, I'd have thought that we'd have forensics around here
24:37crawling about, but we don't, do we, so it's a bit odd.
24:41Do you think Archie was a grass?
24:43Well, I don't know.
24:44Huh.
24:46Archie.
24:47I could dig the cunt up and do it all again.
24:57I should have fucking done that.
24:58Huh.
24:59I could cut his throat, fucking cut out his tongue.
25:03That's what I should have done.
25:04What was I thinking?
25:05What was I thinking?
25:11A man sees a way to fuck you over.
25:13Fair play.
25:14It's human nature.
25:15And there's no mercy in nature.
25:17That's what I love about it.
25:18If I'm bigger than you, stronger than you, I'll eat you.
25:21Or I'll fuck you and then eat you.
25:23But go behind my back.
25:24I get it.
25:25Huh?
25:26I get it.
25:27I'll put a bullet in your heart, but I won't blame you.
25:34I'll put a grass.
25:36Well, I mean, if you'd have told me this yesterday, I would have laughed as well.
25:41But it's unusual that they're asking about him, isn't it?
25:44Yeah.
25:45I refuse to believe it.
25:47I want proof.
25:50I want solid proof.
25:52Will you do that, Harry?
25:54Well, if there is proof, you know, I'll get it for you.
25:58Yeah.
25:59Talk to Eddie.
26:01Sort this Tommy thing out.
26:03Give him a fucking kicking if he needs us.
26:06I should have cut his tongue out.
26:10That's what I should have done.
26:25I'm supposed to say come in before you come in.
26:28Sit down, Eddie.
26:30Why?
26:31Just sit down.
26:37Hmm.
26:39I've got a little bit of a problem.
26:44I'm gonna need your help.
26:46Because it's actually your problem.
26:52I saw the CCTV at the club.
26:54You were with three boys.
26:57One of them was Tommy, wasn't it?
27:06Do you want to talk me through that?
27:09Yeah.
27:10Hmm?
27:11All right.
27:12I saw Tommy.
27:13I saw Tommy.
27:15We went for a few drinks.
27:17Some geezer went through his blade.
27:19I beat him to it.
27:20Tommy shat himself and ran off.
27:23Who were the boys?
27:25Two wankers from Westminster.
27:26But you know them?
27:27Yeah, I know them.
27:29Names?
27:30You either know them or you don't know them.
27:34Alfie King and Jack Wiley.
27:36What?
27:38You've got a bit of shit on your nose.
27:42It's not shit you sure but did that.
27:47Conrad wants me to give you a good hiding.
27:53I'm gonna give that a rain check.
27:55I'm gonna go and speak to your two friends.
27:59See what they remember.
28:01I'll need their numbers.
28:10Send them.
28:19Harry.
28:20All right Kevin, listen.
28:21I can't stop.
28:22Where are you going?
28:23I gotta go see Richie.
28:24Calm things down.
28:26Good luck, Makara.
28:31Hi.
28:37Hi.
28:38I'm with Eddie now.
28:39He's safe.
28:40Good.
28:41Are you coming down?
28:43Not on your life.
28:45You used to like it here.
28:47That was then.
28:49All right, I gotta go babe.
28:51Okay.
28:54Bye then.
29:01Miss Harrigan.
29:02Please take a seat.
29:22Miss Harrigan, please take a seat.
29:25So, Antoine, what is it you need?
29:36My clients would like to speak to your father.
29:39That shouldn't be too difficult to arrange.
29:42I don't mean to be intrusive.
29:44But my understanding is that you are estranged from him.
29:48From him and from your entire family.
29:51Well, my family and I have had old differences, but that's all in the past.
29:56As for my father, we speak all the time.
30:01My clients are serious people.
30:03There is a great deal at stake.
30:04Antoine, if I say something is the case, then it's the case.
30:08Now please, let's talk money.
30:11We feel our offer was more than generous.
30:12Your offer, Antoine, was a fucking joke.
30:14Excuse my French.
30:15Well, then the deal's off.
30:22They won't go any higher.
30:23Can I finish?
30:28I'll accept the offer.
30:31Frankly, I don't care about the money.
30:33I'm more interested in a different currency.
30:36I was just on with Bella.
30:38She's not coming down.
30:40Oh.
30:42Hmm.
30:43That's a shame.
30:45Does she know?
30:46Did you tell her?
30:48About last night?
30:49No.
30:51So you told no one?
30:53Of course not.
30:57They hauled Harry in.
30:59I asked him about Archie.
31:01Might just be a coincidence.
31:03Mm-mm.
31:04Harry thinks that Archie was...
31:08crass.
31:09I thought you thought he went behind your back.
31:12Kevin, darling.
31:14Come and dip you.
31:15Give your dear old mother a kiss.
31:16Hmm?
31:17Mm-mm.
31:19Where's Bella?
31:20Well, she's not coming down.
31:22Oh, isn't this lovely?
31:25Three generations under the same roof.
31:28Yeah.
31:40All right.
31:45Wait here.
31:46You sure?
31:47Yeah, I'm sure.
31:48Just wait here.
31:54All right, Freddie.
31:55How's it going, H?
31:56Yeah, good, mate.
31:57He's expecting it.
31:58Let me see you through, mate.
31:59Oh, wait.
32:00I'm going to warn you.
32:01He is ready to kick off.
32:02All right.
32:03I want to give you a pat down.
32:04Yeah, go ahead.
32:05He's good.
32:06You sure?
32:07He just took me down.
32:08This way, Harry?
32:09Fuck's sake.
32:10Tell him and I'll stop running.
32:11Tell him to say so.
32:12Take her down the shops.
32:13I don't fucking know.
32:17Yeah, enter.
32:18Listen, I've got to go.
32:19What's wrong?
32:20Stop taking the Zanax you're starting to say something about it.
32:22Tell him to say so.
32:24Don't tell him it's the same place.
32:25Take her down the shops.
32:26I don't fucking know.
32:27Still don't know.
32:29Yeah, enter.
32:30Listen, I've got to go.
32:32What's wrong?
32:33Stop taking a Zanax.
32:34You're starting the same price.
32:35You're starting to say it.
32:36You're starting to say it.
32:37It's not my same price.
32:38in the Xanax, you're starting to slur, babe.
32:41All right.
32:43I love you.
32:45I love you.
32:54Time's up.
32:56Yeah, I got nicked.
32:58Not my problem.
33:00You said you sorted 12 o'clock.
33:04That was the deal.
33:05Yeah, we're upon shots got fired.
33:07Well, that's because enough is a fucking nuff.
33:11Okay, listen, I think that everybody should just take a step back right now, you know?
33:16Is that right?
33:17Yeah.
33:19Unless you can put the last person that saw my boy in front of me right now,
33:26that ain't gonna happen.
33:29Right.
33:31Well, listen, Conrad doesn't want a war, yeah?
33:35You, you don't want a war, you want your son.
33:41I will find your son.
33:45Why don't you like me?
33:47Sorry.
33:50You said the other day that you didn't like me.
33:54Hmm?
33:55I just wondered why.
33:56The words of Manny, the list is endless.
33:58I don't want to waste your time.
34:00I'll get your boy, and I will bring him back.
34:03Give him the book, Ollie.
34:05You like a story, don't you, H?
34:09I mean, we all like a story.
34:11I've got one for you.
34:13Once upon a time, there was this girl, nice girl, pretty girl, glossy hair.
34:24Anyway, she went to this school, nice school, private school, proper school.
34:30After school, she gets hungry, so her and her mates, off they trot down to Burger King.
34:38And what do you suppose she orders?
34:41One orders a chili cheese bites, halloumi fries, and then the protagonist of this story, she
34:55orders a whopper, fully loaded.
34:57Now, just by coincidence, the protagonist is called Gina, Gina D'Souza, and the director
35:09of this narrative is called Harry.
35:12Harry D'Souza.
35:14Now, how this story ends is up to the director.
35:19Could be an happy ending, or it could be a very unhappy ending.
35:25That's down to you.
35:28You choose.
35:29I'm telling you, you disappear again, or muck me about.
35:38Then it's your child.
35:43Unless you bring back my boy here tonight, then tonight, I'm going to break your fucking
35:50heart in two, Harry.
35:53And then I'm going to descend on the Cotswolds like a plague of fucking locusts.
35:58You all right there, Harry?
36:15You back with us?
36:19Yeah.
36:20I just had a vision, and it did have a very unhappy ending.
36:34She had the door, chaps.
36:35Hey!
36:36Come on, you son!
36:37Hey!
36:38Come on, you son!
36:39Hey!
36:40Come on, you son!
36:41Come on!
36:42Come on!
36:43Come on!
36:44All right, take me on.
36:47Hello, Harry.
36:48Hello, babe.
36:49What's that shard, mate?
36:50Special occasion?
36:51Not really, Harry.
36:52Where's Gina?
36:53She's in her room.
36:54She's in her room.
36:55Revival, I'm not.
36:56I'm not.
36:57She's in her room.
36:58I'm not.
36:59I'm not.
37:00All right, Harry.
37:01Oh, I'm not.
37:02I'm not.
37:03I'm not.
37:04I'm not.
37:05I'm not.
37:06What's that shard, mate?
37:07Right, babe.
37:10What's that shard name? Special occasion?
37:13Not really, Harry.
37:20Where's Gina?
37:22She's in her room, revising.
37:27Maria called, asked if you'd spoken to the care home.
37:30Not yet.
37:31I know how busy you are, so I made an appointment for you with the director.
37:35Tomorrow morning at ten.
37:58Harry?
38:00Yeah?
38:01Would you have stayed with me if I hadn't got pregnant?
38:08Yeah, of course I would.
38:13I went to see a therapist today. On my own, but...
38:16Well, was it any good?
38:18Not really, Harry. It was a couples therapist.
38:22Okay.
38:24I'm sorry.
38:27Tomorrow...
38:29I've got an appointment to see a solicitor.
38:33Why?
38:35What do you need a solicitor for?
38:37Come on, Harry.
38:38No, babe.
38:41You don't need a solicitor.
38:43Have you eaten?
38:53No.
38:57Tommy Stevenson's gone missing.
39:00What?
39:02Mm.
39:04Is it serious?
39:05It could be, yeah.
39:07Is that why you asked where Gina was?
39:08No.
39:10Tell me the truth, Harry.
39:11Tell me the truth.
39:13Are we in danger?
39:14No, no.
39:15Is Gina in danger?
39:16No, no danger.
39:17Absolutely not.
39:18No danger.
39:19I hope you're fucking right, Harry.
39:21Hey.
39:35How's Eddie?
39:36He's fine.
39:37They showed up the car?
39:38Yeah.
39:39Why?
39:41Because he was in it.
39:43Um, what's the reason?
39:45Is it my fault?
39:47He's such a...
39:48fuck-up.
39:50No, I'd say he was, um...
39:52just a bit of a fuck-up
39:53because he's a kid, you know?
39:55Is this what's urgent?
39:56You want to discuss nature versus nature?
39:58No, I'm...
40:00wanting to set up a meeting
40:01with a Frenchman.
40:02Right.
40:03Okay, I thought we decided that was a bad idea.
40:05You did.
40:07But I saw my father today.
40:08Right.
40:09I thought we decided that really was a bad idea.
40:10I saw him and I thought...
40:14fuck it.
40:16I'm doing this.
40:18So...
40:19we're dealing with an absolute shitstorm
40:21with Richie Stevenson
40:23and you decide now
40:24is the time urgently
40:26to leave her into your father.
40:27You don't know who my father really is.
40:29No, I don't.
40:30Finding out who he is
40:31is not really at the top of my to-do list.
40:37Do you have a room here?
40:39I thought you'd never ask.
40:43Get one.
40:45You should stay here
40:46until this all blows up with Richie.
40:47Okay, I'll get one
40:48if you promise to share it with me.
40:51Keep me safe.
40:55How's married life, Harry?
41:00Mine's...
41:01rather complicated.
41:04Hmm.
41:07Listen.
41:08Whatever you are cooking up
41:09with the Frenchman
41:10and your dad...
41:13don't.
41:16You're right.
41:17I know.
41:24You can't tell me what to do.
41:26I'll feed Jack, who's it?
41:27Jack.
41:28Alfie.
41:29Alfie.
41:30I'll feed Jack.
41:31Who's it?
41:32Jack.
41:33Alfie.
41:34Hi, gents.
41:35I'm Harry.
41:36Look, mate, we don't want any trouble.
41:37First of all, I'm not your fucking mate.
41:38Second of all, you are in a lot of trouble.
41:39That's why you talk to me.
41:40You play your cards, right?
41:41I might be able to get you out of here.
41:42All right.
41:44Do you know where Tommy is?
41:46I don't know.
41:47I'm not your fucking mate.
41:48Sid, please.
41:49Don't I?
41:50I've got to kiss you.
41:51I'm the king.
41:52All right, gents.
41:53I'm Harry.
41:55Look, mate, we don't want any trouble.
41:57First of all, I'm not your fucking mate.
41:58Second of all, you are in a lot of trouble.
42:01That's why you talk to me.
42:04You play your cards, right?
42:05I might be able to get you out of here.
42:09All right.
42:10Do you know where Tommy is?
42:12We haven't heard from him.
42:14Right. What happened there?
42:16Eddie stabbed some dude.
42:18He was coked out of his mind.
42:20Seriously, I didn't think we were going to get out alive.
42:22What about Tommy? Did you leave with him?
42:24Me and Alfie went one way, Tommy went another.
42:26But you go outside?
42:28Well, I saw him outside, yeah, running.
42:30Was Eddie with him?
42:32I didn't see. Nah, me neither.
42:34How'd you end up there?
42:36Eddie knew the guy. What guy?
42:38The owner, the manager.
42:40Oh, right, yeah.
42:42Scorning geezer, he got a buzz cut.
42:44Impressive cheekbones and...
42:46Got lovely blue eyes, ain't he?
42:48Yeah.
42:50Eddie knew him? 100%.
42:54Alright, listen.
42:56If you hear anything about Tommy,
42:58you'd call me straight away, do you understand?
43:00You got my number? Yep.
43:04Get yourself a nice bit of cheesecake.
43:07Get the fuck away from my car.
43:21Hello, handsome.
43:23Oh.
43:25Why the long face?
43:27Nothing.
43:29They're jealous.
43:31They think I'm a fuck-up.
43:33No, no.
43:35That's not the way a Harrigan talks.
43:37Come here.
43:39Come on.
43:41Come on.
43:43Aw.
43:45Aw.
43:47Aw, there, there.
43:49You know, your mother means well, but she's cold.
43:55I raised you, baby, and I raised you right.
43:59The man disrespects you, take care of it.
44:01That's a Harrigan way.
44:03Hm.
44:05You did good.
44:09Yeah.
44:15Tell me, how did it feel?
44:20Hm?
44:21When you stuck that knife into him.
44:23How did that feel?
44:25It felt fucking great.
44:35Mm.
44:37Have you got any coke?
44:39No, I've had it all.
44:41Aw.
44:42That's a shame.
44:43Hm.
44:48Hello.
44:50What's this?
44:53Nine of the year.
44:59We're ten minutes out.
45:08Where have you been?
45:09Comforting, Eddie.
45:10Oh, Jesus.
45:11He needs love and understanding.
45:14He's a true Harrigan.
45:15He'll make a great man one day.
45:17You'll see.
45:18That little fucking Torag.
45:19He's a liability.
45:20That's what he is.
45:21He's a fucking liability.
45:23Don't you try to stare me down, you poxy little car thief.
45:26I made you.
45:27I made all of you.
45:30You have no idea who Eddie Harrigan is.
45:34You can't see it.
45:35None of you can.
45:36I can.
45:37You see, he understands who we are.
45:42Let's not forget it.
45:43You're an Irish gangster first.
45:46And an English gentleman second.
45:49You are a stone cold Paddy killer.
45:52Ah.
45:53I hear you, Maeve.
45:54Hm?
45:55You've had your moment in court.
45:56I've heard the prosecution.
45:58You may be a good lawyer.
46:00But don't forget.
46:01I'm still the fucking judge.
46:03Keep going.
46:04We good?
46:05Yeah, we're good, mate.
46:06Let's go.
46:07We good?
46:08Yeah, we good, mate.
46:09Let's go.
46:10We good?
46:11Yeah, we good, mate.
46:12Let's go.
46:13Let's go.
46:15We good?
46:16We good.
46:17Let's go.
46:22Let's go.
46:24Nah, what's going on?
46:27Let's go.
46:28We good? Yeah, we're good, mate. Let's go.
46:47Hold on. Brother, this way.
46:51Jay! Get back, man.
46:54Jay! What is it, man?
46:56Go inside.
46:58And you, Jay. Come on, let's go.
47:07Put your hands on the stairway.
47:12Right, anyone come from upstairs, yeah? You tell them, fuck off.
47:15Give him your back.
47:17Be here when I get back.
47:28Tell her, fuck off.
47:29Tell her, fuck off.
47:30Time, black, you know.
47:31Maybe you said that.
47:32Come on.
47:33I'm going to try you out in the other side.
47:35I'll be here, you know.
47:36I'm going to try you out.
47:38They're there every day.
47:39You say, you know.
47:40You're going to try to touch me out.
47:42You say, you know.
47:43You don't want me to try you out.
47:44I'm going to try you out.
47:46Gotcha!
48:03Waste her meal.
48:16Get down!
48:44How are they?
48:47Where the fuck are you?
49:03Where's Tommy?
49:05I said, where's Tommy?
49:11I'll show you.
49:12I'm sorry, what'd you say?
49:13I'll show you through.
49:14Right.
49:16Well, come on in, let's go.
49:25There's nothing in there but a fucking box.
49:27Hold me up.
49:28I can only sit next to the party.
49:29Maybe we can hold his chair.
49:30I won't be waiting.
49:31Oh my God.
49:32Okay?
49:33I'm sorry, I won't be waiting for you.
49:34I'll be waiting for you.
49:35Oh yes.
49:35I'll be waiting for you then.
49:36If you have a few minutes to do that,
49:37how dare you go?
49:38Alright.
49:39Let's go.
49:39Great.
49:39I locked you up.
49:40I'm sorry.
49:41I'll be your captain.
49:43I don't want you to figure it out.
49:45Come on, so now.
49:46We should take a pic.
49:47I don't want you to vote your house in the place.
49:48I'll be your home.
49:50I'll be your house in frontière.
49:51You'll be my book.
49:52I'll be my head out.
49:53Was it okay?
49:54Did you do that?
50:13All on your own.
50:19How long did that take?
50:21About three hours.
50:23No.
50:24Mm-hmm.
50:25But that was a butcher.
50:30Kiko, have a look at that.
50:51Do you want me to translate that?
50:53I bet he said something about the size of his cock.
50:55He said something about the alsif.
50:56I mean, we're the first time to do the guitar.
50:58You can then use your guitar.
50:59You can't do it.
51:01I'm using this as a guitar.
51:02I'm using this as a guitar.
51:03I'm using the guitar.
51:04I'm using this as a guitar.
51:05You can get it.