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01:00Jesus Christ, Niamh.
01:06How many times have I told you don't do that?
01:08It's creepy.
01:09Mum didn't come home last night.
01:12She's having one of her sleepovers.
01:17She'll pick you up from school this afternoon.
01:20Get your sister up.
01:21I'll be down a minute.
01:21Iba, Mum's not here.
01:29Hey, hang on.
01:31Let her put it on us first.
01:40All right, come on, hurry up.
01:41Spit it out.
01:42I wish Mum was stirring it.
01:52Me too, kid.
01:55She does look better.
01:58I know she does.
02:00I know another.
02:01Yeah.
02:02There you go.
02:06Liam, can I do it?
02:07Look, we're in a rush, Aoife.
02:08What are we doing?
02:12Right, what do you want?
02:13Cereal?
02:14No.
02:15Look, you're going to have to wait, Niamh.
02:17Cereal it is.
02:19I think they're going to empty somewhere.
02:44Aren't you going to be late?
02:45No.
02:47What time do you have to be there?
02:48I've got loads of time.
02:50Stick the kettle on, love.
02:54Well, when you get there, just listen to Tony.
02:57I mean, this gig could almost pay for the UB trip.
03:02He really swung it for us, didn't he?
03:05As long as everyone turns up and behaves,
03:08just keep an eye on the others, will you?
03:11I get it.
03:13I've got to go now.
03:15Bye, Mum.
03:15Good luck.
03:16Thanks.
03:18It's time to pour something.
03:20What do you think of that?
03:21Oh, my God.
03:22Nah, it's called.
03:22I mean, I'm not.
03:23It's like, it's like secret.
03:24Hello.
03:25It's like, if you see, you don't know.
03:27Well, yeah, I got it!
03:28Yeah!
03:30But you're excited.
03:31Now, I'm actually buzzing, you know?
03:32Because when I was younger,
03:33I was showing it.
03:33Well, I wasn't old enough to get in,
03:35so I had to wait outside.
03:36Peep for you.
03:36I'm a scream when I see
03:40Now we do welcome self-knowing. Yeah, all this famous mug. Yeah, I was upon last night watching his videos me too
03:47I'm upset. All right, let's not scare my way though. Yeah, try not be embarrassing as be professional guys
03:54I'm you off fun. I'm here to network bro
04:06I've never done anything like this before. Barely. What time did you call this? Shut up, I'll be all right
04:20Talked you in a bit, yeah? Mm-hmm. What's up?
04:29The usual
04:37Hey guys, I'm Tom. I'm the first ad and the person who's gonna tell you where you need to be and what you need to be doing
04:44Okay, yeah, yeah good follow me
04:57Hi everybody listen up hi just go around to make sure you find a space
05:01My name's Tony. I'm your choreographer if you've got any questions just let me know
05:05Let's get slide. Here we go. So first move you're gonna scoop and jump out. This is one
05:11Two make sure those palms are facing up. You're gonna grab your left wrist right leg comes across three and four
05:18You're gonna take your leg round five you stay up and still clasped go down
05:25Open index finger and thumb and then you bring it back to neutral and go back to the same position
05:30This is five six seven and this is one two three and four five and six and good
05:39Just to finish off this phrase
05:41Your hands go here and eight and at the same time you're gonna give me a shunt to the right side twice
05:49So this is seven and eight we need some more flavor definitely more favor
05:54This is a graphed music video we need the energy and we need all that flavor one two good man on the block
06:01man growing up round 20p sweets five six seven and one two I came up on the block
06:08Man them gassed over 20p sweets again man them gas over 20p sweets
06:14Can I see the move on the 20p sweets again and what are we doing for our arms?
06:19So this is 20p sweets five six seven and one two up on the block man them gassed over 20p sweets
06:32It's looking quite boring. I can't lie one two came up on the block man them gassed over 20p sweets more come on
06:39Let's do more more more again. One see what came up on the block man them gassed over 20p sweets and use those facial expressions
06:46Last time here we go seven and one two came up on the block man them gassed over 20p sweets
06:55Go for it
06:57Yeah, what do you really like?
06:59There's a few people that I like
07:01I think
07:03I think
07:05I think
07:07I think we need a few minutes
07:09I think we need a few minutes
07:11Okay amazing
07:13Okay guys listen up
07:15Two, three, four, five, seven, eight, eleven, sixteen, twenty three, twenty five, twenty six and thirty one
07:23I've just read your number out. I need you to go to hair and makeup now, please
07:27What about rest of us?
07:28Go back to crowd holding. We'll call you when we need you
07:38What are you doing?
07:39It's just your eyebrows on
07:40No, that's too much
07:41Are you not beautiful?
07:42No, I don't think it'll be
07:44It's just for today
07:45Nah, that's not good me
07:51Okay, you ready?
08:04What are you doing here?
08:05Uncle's mate, well it's security innit
08:06I'm just trying to see graph get talents party bro
08:08Hello
08:10Yes bro
08:11Hello, hello
08:12What are you doing? What's up with your face?
08:15Try to turn me into a video vixen
08:16Nah
08:17It's makeup so it's not for me, man
08:18I get you
08:19Girl
08:20You look like a famous person
08:21Shut up
08:22You know where you're going?
08:23I haven't said anything yet
08:25Long day
08:29It's protecting my ears for him from your bum
08:31That look cute, or you might want to get home
08:33Okay, those of you who have been selected, you should know who you are
08:37Onto the bus, please
08:39Well the hell ladies
08:43Have fun
08:44Thank you
08:45It's a party music video innit
08:46Oh yeah
08:47I'll send you a postcard
08:48See you later
08:49What are you getting a chicken up?
08:50Okay, the rest of you stay here, don't move
08:52We will let you know when you need it
08:58Yeah, okay good
09:00I'll get them into position
09:02Right everyone, just going to get you all into position
09:05Erm
09:06See ya
09:07Aaliyah, why don't you come down here for me please
09:10Er, Hawkim
09:11You can just come down that side as well
09:13Thanks
09:16Hey, can you come down here for me please?
09:18Yeah
09:22Yeah
09:23Nice
09:24Just make sure you're all spaced out, okay?
09:27Alright everyone, this is our guest artist on the track
09:30The wonderful Gia
09:34Zaki, I'm telling you I've got some mad bars
09:36Mad bars?
09:37Mad bars
09:38Let me show you some
09:39Go on then
09:40Alright
09:41Buffy, the gal den...
09:42Nah, let me run it back, let me run it back
09:43Oh my gosh
09:44Right
09:45Buffy, the gal den love me
09:46I'm loving the feeling when they'll touch me
09:48I like the ones with big bums
09:49I love them when they're busted
09:50Listen, Graft didn't even hear them man, stop running your gums
09:52Oh, whatever man, I'll see them soon
09:54My days
09:55Alright
09:56You know, I'm not sure this is worth 137 quid, you know
09:58Six to eight pound fifty to be exact
10:01Wait, what?
10:02Erica has taken half
10:03Funding, innit
10:04Stupid
10:07Reck, have we still got enough for some gummies, though?
10:09And some nuggets
10:10We'll get a 20 piece
10:19Okay, quick as you can, please check, I really need to go on this
10:22Once we've done that, are you guys happy to go for one?
10:24Okay, thank you guys
10:26Don't forget about your eyelines
10:28Standing by
10:30Okay, cue playback
10:31Six, seven, eight
10:33And cut
10:42Not bad
10:43Yeah, we should bring G forward a little bit as well
10:47Okay
10:48Yeah, we're gonna do another take
10:50It's been over an hour
10:52He ain't coming, bro
10:53He's coming, man
10:54Bro, trust me
10:55I heard him in the whip
10:56I heard him
10:57I still don't mean not, no, does it?
10:58He's got the fireys
10:59Ten tens
11:00Six, seven, and
11:01I don't mean not, no, does it?
11:02He's got the fireys
11:03Ten tens
11:04Six, seven, and
11:06And
11:08Sometimes you feel to cry off of the same
11:10When I think about
11:12And cut
11:13Back roll, your timing's off
11:15Let's go again
11:16Sometimes you feel to cry off of the same
11:19When I think about
11:20When I think about
11:21When I think about
11:22When I think about
11:23Again
11:24And try and look like you're enjoying it this time
11:29Oi
11:30Can I show you something else though?
11:31No, no, no, no
11:33Please
11:34I'm running it anyway
11:35Oh my god
11:36Go on
11:37Yo, yo
11:38Hey, Buffa D, let's go
11:39Go
11:40And plus
11:41I rock the fastest flow
11:42Float
11:43And guess what, lives a
11:44Hot
11:45No
11:46It just comes out of freestyle, innit?
11:48Don't you dare finish what you're about to start
11:51Unrelease that song before you get to
11:53Okay, cut there
12:00Alright, um
12:03Who wants to do some freestyle?
12:05Yeah, I'll do it
12:06Yeah
12:07Okay
12:08Yeah, Ludwig Becky
12:09If you take the yellow car
12:11Um
12:12Yeah
12:13Chids
12:14And Kate
12:15Where you are's good
12:17Puppy, is it?
12:18Mm-hmm
12:19Why don't you two go together?
12:21Yeah
12:22Yeah, whatever you need, Tony
12:23Err, just lots of energy for this one
12:26Yeah, let's go for it
12:27Let's do a take
12:28Okay, we're standing by
12:30John's food, innit?
12:31Stripped him of his food
12:32So, Dowerboy's like
12:33Bow bow bow bow bow bow bow bow
12:35What's going on here?
12:38Why does anyone look for us?
12:40What do you think?
12:41Welcome to Reject Corner
12:42Wait
12:44Continue though
12:45So what's it called then?
12:46Top
12:47Lad
12:48Oh my God
12:49Sounds a little too familiar, bros
12:51Sorry, sorry
12:52Let me just get this straight
12:53Let me just get this straight
12:54Your unique selling point for this show
12:56Is the fact that every line ends in arcade
12:59Yeah
13:00It's like, you're gonna get chinged up, arcade
13:02Nah, I'm not arcade
13:03I'll just call it arcade
13:04Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
13:08Come on, show me some bits
13:11I need to see more personality guys
13:14I told you he was coming, cough up, cough up
13:19ühren
13:20Show I run off
13:21You okay
13:22Yeah, that's pretty good
13:23You in?
13:24Nah, not for me
13:25OK LITTLE
13:26Thank you
13:29I'll pay it back Friday. Yeah, yeah, sure. I believe it when I see it
13:34Let me the gummies then
13:36Yes, look me. Oh
13:40They're gonna know fine self another get up. Let's try it
13:44Right do you want? Oh, I'll get some no
13:47Yeah, I think we need a little bit more we need more excitement and a little more chemistry
13:59You guys need to like interact with each of them all you get closer
14:04Q playback
14:17Oh
14:20We got there in the end nice job you two you want to see my toes
14:25No, what the fuck now watch watch watch
14:29No buffy. I'll pay you to put you on my arm. I'm curious. No look at those your toes
14:35It was else toes other kind of want to feature two dancers with Gia
14:42Puppy and TJ okay. Just come over here for me
14:47So I just want you two to just vibe with Gia come to the front and then keep on vibing okay? Yeah, cool
14:56Q wind
14:58It's just they're always shit treat her like shit
15:04Yeah, but this one can be different you know
15:08They'll be all over her for a couple weeks and then it'll
15:11Nick a credit card and put it off with someone else
15:14She one deserves better
15:18Wait what?
15:20Fancy liam's mom?
15:22Shut up
15:24She's not my type
15:26She could do worse
15:27Oh
15:28Matt what? Matt fantasy?
15:30Oh, oh, oh, oh
15:32Olive
15:33All right babe, she's got to go easy on them gummies
15:36And you've got to put your socks back on
15:37Oh yeah, I forgot about that
15:39Five, six, seven
15:40And
15:41Five, six, seven, and
15:41Yet sometimes I even wish that we could love again
15:46But I know the last we have will never end
15:49Ooh, nostalgic love
15:54The temper that takes me back to
15:56Ooh...
15:59OK, cut. One more, please.
16:02Is that up, down, or down?
16:03Down.
16:05That was wicked.
16:06I'm up your back.
16:07Thanks.
16:08How was that?
16:10Er, 20. You know, that's kind of it.
16:11Is it up-down or down-up?
16:13I get it, and I appreciate you.
16:15Every time you ask these questions, you kind of hold us up.
16:19Tony, can we crack on?
16:21And you know it's up-down.
16:26OK, back to wands, please, guys.
16:31You all right?
16:32Can we knock on the drama, please?
16:35Hey, sorry, they want you for the next set-up.
16:37OK.
16:37Can you come with me?
16:38Sorry, just keep going to the buss, please, mate.
16:39OK, you'll be in the back of the car with Grafft.
16:41Just enjoy yourself.
16:43Sure.
16:43Are you OK? Nice to meet you.
16:44Nice to meet you.
16:45Are you OK?
16:46I'm good, thanks.
16:46What's your name, sorry?
16:47Puppy.
16:47Puppy, Grafft.
16:50Thanks.
16:50Yeah, she was great, I think.
16:52Right, let's get these guys strapped in.
16:54I'm good, mommy.
17:12I've never seen Puffy D. The girl there loving me. I love him all quick, sweet, so I thought
17:31I had a life. Yes, Puffy. Here she is. How was it? It was good. It was good. No, it was
17:37amazing. They had this whole set up where there was smoke or wind machine. Gia looked
17:41beautiful. Yeah. And I got to hang up with Graft. What's it like? Did you mention me to
17:47him? Why would I do that? No, he was lovely. I just can't believe this is happening. What
17:54have you guys been up to? Nothing at all. All this time? Literally. Oh, my God. Hey,
17:59guys, last set up and we need everyone. If you need to go to costume or make-up, go now.
18:04Come on. Come on. I don't even know why you're in budget. Bro, to support. Yeah, to support
18:08the mark, bro. You're coming.
18:10Come on.
18:11Just keep playing.
18:13Take everything on that side.
18:14Just know to learn. It takes me back to M.R.T.
18:18Heard the ice cream van on the corner. Gas. Knew it was cooler. School ball with strawberry
18:23juice. 50p flake with red glue sherbet. It give you whatever you want. Still, if you came
18:27with your pocket on zero. Round the end, that's L.S. 7. Cooler bar. You're a local hero. We had the
18:32All right, Trish, I'm just at a shoot at the minute, so...
18:56Hey, no phones.
18:57Where are they now?
18:58Put it away, or get off set.
19:01Right, I just want to make a quick change to the choreography.
19:18So you know the section where everyone's together in the centre?
19:22Let's step on three.
19:23I'm going to hold for four, and then go down for five.
19:27Let's just try that real quick.
19:29All right, see you in a bit.
19:36Bye.
19:39I've got to go.
19:40But you've been waiting all day.
19:42Mum's been picked up the girls.
19:44I've been at Trish's next door since half three.
19:50I told her I'm going to be here today.
19:54I've got to go.
19:57OK, resetting crane.
19:58Let's get ready to go again.
20:12OK, resetting crane.
20:13Let's get ready to go again.
20:22What are we doing?
20:23Sevens before.
20:24All right, everyone.
20:25First positions.
20:26OK, we're standing by.
20:39Five, six, seven, and we're a bit louder.
20:46I knew it was cooler.
20:47School ball with strawberry juice.
20:4950p plate with red, blue sherbet.
20:51It'd give you whatever you want.
20:53Still, if you came with your pocket on zero.
20:55Round the end, that's LS7.
20:57Cooler bar, you're a local hero.
20:59We had the Mongoose or GT.
21:01BMX touring around CT.
21:03Used to watch Chelsea do wheelies.
21:05Round the block made it look so easy.
21:07I've seen none better yet.
21:08Childhood memories, I could have her yet.
21:10They play me all over the globe,
21:12but I know where I'm from,
21:13cos I'm ready to set the speed.
21:16I had the cards.
21:20Do you know what you're doing?
21:22Yeah.
21:23I think so.
21:24Sorry.
21:25Back to first positions, please.
21:30All right, Trish.
21:31I'm literally just opposite the house.
21:33Yeah.
21:34Bye.
21:37All right, you two.
21:41Come on.
21:44Thanks, Trish.
21:45No problem, love.
21:46Any time.
21:48Bye, girls.
21:49Bye.
21:50Bye.
21:54You two eaten yet?
21:55Yeah.
21:56Trish made us a fist finger sandwich.
21:58All right.
21:59Get you both to bed, then.
22:07What the fuck?
22:08Don't come at me.
22:09You should have been there.
22:10I'm not chasing after your boyfriend.
22:11You screwed up.
22:12I own him.
22:13I would never have done that to you.
22:14You started this.
22:15I'm sick of feeling bad about us
22:16and our friendship.
22:17We're done.
22:18I own him.
22:19I would never have done that to you.
22:20I would never have done that to you.
22:21You started this.
22:23I'm sick of feeling bad about us
22:25and our friendship.
22:26We're done.
22:27We're done.
22:57We did.
22:58We're done.
22:59We're done.
23:00We're done.
23:01We've been furious.
23:02We survivor, her experience was
23:08Love, Herion,094 adventure and her habe Пол.
23:11It's so much to reach out.
23:15We treat.
23:16We do pleasure.