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01:04You ready, bitch?
01:06Same place?
01:07Yeah, be quick.
01:08All right.
01:09And don't be wearing that hat.
01:10Whatever.
01:25I
01:43Good luck
01:45I'll see you in a bit alright
01:55Good luck
01:56Mum
01:58What
01:59Sorry what time is it
02:03The girls are eating
02:04I gotta go
02:05Oh god
02:07You better you go go on we'll catch you up
02:15Love you
02:15Love you darling
02:16Alright
02:25Yeah good word
02:27You
02:28Yeah alright mate
02:29Thank you sweet time
02:33You alright
02:37Ready
02:39Born ready
02:40Yeah you know me I was surprised
02:42I know my name
02:45I wanna get to know my name
02:48Mm
02:49Mm
02:51Mm
02:53Okay
02:54Okay
02:57Okay okay okay okay I've got an announcement to make
03:10If Top of Town Collector don't get picked for U-Beat today, I'm giving up.
03:17I mean it.
03:18Till that last time.
03:19And the time before.
03:21I'm tired of doing these crappy showcases at Town Halls.
03:24Puppy, if we don't get selected today...
03:26We will.
03:27You said that last year.
03:32I didn't mean...
03:33It's fine.
03:36I just want something to happen to us.
03:38Something good.
03:41You alright, losers?
03:42Are you?
03:43Alright, go on.
03:45It's like you get in this door.
03:46Damn!
03:47That's how we do it today, yeah?
03:49Wait, Beyoncé can't hold her own.
03:51Beyoncé would not have the same career if Aaliyah was alive.
03:53I mean, she's the queen.
03:54I beg you, just show him.
03:55I beg you, darling.
03:56I beg you, don't.
03:58Is that all you got?
03:59Please give me more.
04:00Okay, okay.
04:01Yes.
04:02Single ladies?
04:03Oh, my God.
04:04Yes.
04:05He's always been his extra cost of view, you know?
04:07For 50p in carbon?
04:08I don't even have the energy to deal with this today.
04:10He wouldn't be doing this if he stopped laughing.
04:11Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
04:12What is that?
04:13What is that?
04:14Nah, nah, I'm done.
04:15I'm done for the day.
04:16I'm done for the day.
04:17You good?
04:18Yeah.
04:20That one.
04:23Good show.
04:24You got this.
04:25Come on, guys.
04:26Poppy, can you take the warm up, please?
04:29Yeah, sure.
04:30Isolations, let's go!
04:39And five, six, seven, and...
04:437 and...
04:51Right, let's get our heads in the game and ready for today.
04:54Right, centre, left.
04:56There's no way, Cobb, just live in Chapel Town your entire life
04:58and never had Caribbean food.
04:59Huh? There's no way.
05:01Never trust a chef that...
05:02Come on, guys, no.
05:04So, like, who even got a beat today?
05:06Boy, we're in a competition.
05:07Well, we want to get picked to go to Manchester, don't we?
05:09You know what, you have a talent in money is an elite.
05:11Is it?
05:12There's no top bar in there and everything, fam.
05:13Yeah, it's a good time.
05:14The older girl, though.
05:16Right, let's just get there first, shall we?
05:22Yo, Cobb, do you know what a Scottish body is?
05:24I don't drink dark liquor.
05:26Everybody on!
05:28Every day me a fighter
05:30Pass me the poop as a lighter
05:32Cause on my couch I'm trying to find the answers
05:34But the man's all I got to look at death
05:36Hi, mom.
05:37Liam's here.
05:38Liam!
05:39Hey, chef!
05:40Come on!
05:41Is that your mom?
05:42Are we all all excited?
05:51That brings us to the end of the other six days.
05:53Next up, the contemporary salad.
05:55Hi, puppy.
05:56Good luck!
05:57Good luck.
06:01Hi, puppy.
06:02Good luck!
06:03I'm sorry.
06:04Good luck!
06:06Hello, puppy.
06:08Poppy?
06:20Sorry.
06:33Take some deep breaths.
06:38But, Mum, I choked in front of everyone last year.
06:52You're doing so well.
06:55We both are.
07:01We need you out there.
07:04I need you out there.
07:08I need you out there.
07:18Just saw Bruce Lee.
07:33Bruce Lee?
07:34who's that then he's artistic director of the contemporary london you know just my lifelong
07:38dream is bruise skating for dances don't worry yourself about that either way your solo's great
07:46thanks sake sake get dressed call you later god what are you like what can i say you did it again
07:56did you get the number of course what did you say this time then i can have your number because i
08:00lost mine oh that one is crap all the time give me some lessons why do you why do you do it
08:10do that again is she scared look at her nostrils flaring oh you're really going to touch his sweaty
08:18house and this is my spot should be illegal mate you're a dancer correction i'm an artist
08:48keep going it looks good how long have you been there long enough
09:10yeah that came out a bit creepy what are you doing winding yourself up no don't you ever get nervous
09:24me never yeah you actually have to care about something to get nervous
09:30well i'm here aren't i and anyways it's just another showcase no need to have a nervous break now
09:39so you did come out here to make me feel shit about myself
09:44kobe's on next just thought you'd want to know
09:46thanks
10:00I don't know.
10:30and they'll
10:32just look at him
10:34and he's the director
10:56you used to nothing
10:57okay we're going to take a short break
11:07and then coming up next
11:09is the over-sixteen's contemporary
11:11right guys are you warmed up
11:24guys enjoy yourselves
11:26that's most important
11:27right
11:30be proud of yourselves for coming so far this year
11:33we know what chapeltown collective is all about
11:35now go out there and show them
11:37who are we
11:38chapeltown collective
11:40I can't hear you, who are we
11:42chapeltown collective
11:44and the next group to the ball is Stephen James ensemble
11:48make some noise
11:50thank you for doing so far as ma'am and go out about this
11:59thank you so much a sec
12:00and we can't get Robbie
12:00Taipei
12:01that's so awesome
12:02thank you
12:02thank you for looking for this
12:04you
12:07Bruce is going to love this.
12:33Listen, just think about what you've got to do.
12:59There we go.
13:11Pops?
13:16You all right?
13:17I don't think I can do this.
13:18Yes, you can.
13:23OK.
13:24Take care about last year.
13:29Say, you're that bitch.
13:32I'm that bitch.
13:34You can say it a bit louder than that.
13:36Come on.
13:37I'm that bitch.
13:39Tiny bit louder so the judges can hear.
13:42I'm that bitch!
13:44We got this!
13:45As long as you let me look good.
13:49Come on, Liam!
13:51Come on000!
13:57Come on!
13:58Nothing's called Cascade.
14:00I'm going to purge my hands, and the couch.
14:01I am warm.
14:02I am grateful for you and I are all in it.
14:03You know what?
14:08Yes.
14:09You got a judge of life and all of this.
14:14Ah, ah, ah, ah
14:31As a matter of truth
14:34As in matter of truth
14:38As a matter of truth
14:41Thanks for having me.
16:13OK, listen up.
16:15It is results time.
16:19The judges have made their final decisions.
16:23So, the dancers who have made it through to the UBeat Manchester Showcase next month are...
16:31Drumroll, please.
16:32Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
16:37Stephen James Ensemble!
16:44And also, I've not finished yet...
16:48Chapel Town Collective!
16:52Good one, guys.
16:53Good one for both teams.
16:57Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!
17:03Oh, my God, my God, my God. Look, it's Bruce.
17:12What do you think they're talking about?
17:13Hmm. Favourite Adele album?
17:17I hate you.
17:22He's given out a scholarship for the contemporary.
17:26At UB, he'd been looking at a few dancers.
17:28So?
17:29Yeah, Kobe. You.
17:31Beyonce, here he comes.
17:36Let's go.
17:39Erica, can we have a party at yours, please?
17:43All right, but not Nate, though.
17:45See you the best. Thank you.
17:47Yo, party at Erica's?
17:48Yeah!
17:50Yo, ZZ! ZZ! ZZ! ZZ! ZZ!
17:54Thank you. I give £20.
17:56That's it.
17:57I know, you're showing up.
17:58I've got a black car.
17:59You've got a black car.
18:00Oh!
18:01Well, let's go on.
18:02Go ahead and wrap, then.
18:03Put the money away my mouth.
18:03For y'all can wrap pads on my house,
18:05for the hot cross, for the station, you know, the big wall.
18:07It's on the street.
18:09The boys over to because they know how to start fight,
18:11and they yell them not.
18:12Hey!
18:13My name's Erica.
18:14I'm the best dance teacher.
18:15If you know, don't please ya.
18:17Yeah!
18:18I don't know.
18:19There's lots of people, and I'm sat here on my steeple.
18:22Oh, come on, then, love.
18:23You're not coming?
18:24You're not coming for what?
18:25Oh, come on, she won't.
18:26No, I can't, darling.
18:27I'm working tonight.
18:28Sorry.
18:29Don't have too much fun without me, yeah?
18:30I'll be fair.
18:31Bye, dear.
18:32Yeah.
18:33Come here.
18:34See you there.
18:35Come here, Liam.
18:36Can you get that?
18:37I've got me hands full.
18:38He's getting ripped apart.
18:39You all right over there?
18:40Yeah.
18:41All right, Liam.
18:42All right.
18:43Come on, give us a jam.
18:44Hey!
18:45Hey!
18:46Hey!
18:47Hey!
18:48Hey!
18:49Hey!
18:50Hey!
18:51Hey!
18:52Hey!
18:53Hey!
18:54Hey!
18:55Hey!
18:56Hey!
18:57Hey!
18:58Hey!
18:59Hey!
19:00Hey!
19:01Hey!
19:02Hey!
19:03Hey!
19:04Hey!
19:05Hey!
19:06Hey!
19:07Hey, hey!
19:08So glad you stayed in dancing.
19:09Hey, Hey!
19:10Hey!
19:11You alright?
19:12Yeah.
19:13That...
19:14You sure?
19:15Yeah.
19:22Nah...
19:23Ooh...
19:24No, we're going back for that.
19:25Then why not?
19:28Yes!
19:31No, that's amazing.
19:32Get me on that stage.
19:33I definitely see you doing that in five years.
19:35Mums...
19:36Mums
19:38What are you two watching? I have an alien. Who's that?
19:42Only like the best african-american choreographer of all time. Are you being serious? How am I supposed to know that?
19:51Yeah, where's Erica? Wanted to give us to say thank you. I'm so extra
19:56No, I just didn't want to turn up empty-handed. Don't worry. Zaya never comes with anything. What do you expect? I'm broke. Zaya with your long hands, man
20:06I'm so in love with you
20:36Right that's easily the fifth time I've heard this song. Jamal loves it
20:52You know this showcase is gonna be a game-changer for the school. I
20:58Wasn't gonna tell you until everyone left but I have to
21:02Yeah
21:05The artistic director. Yes, but could I be? He wants to see you dance a solo, too
21:15We can do this
21:21Just go and enjoy yourself
21:32Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
21:40I can put a car for one two
21:40I can put it to the car for one two
21:42Car for one two
21:43Take a beach if I want two
21:44I just do it
21:46Go hard if I want two
21:48I just do it
21:49I'm Asla
21:50I thought you knew that
21:50I could sell a big explosion
21:52Album to twope
21:53I'm Asla
21:55I thought you knew that
21:56I could sell a biggest explosion
21:57Album to twope
21:58I'm living so single, I'm free, I sit comfy, no one, no one's cheating on me
22:13My girl even put her arms around me, she's so comfy, she even fought around me
22:18I think I lost my mind, I can't find that shit
22:21I'm reckless in this life, violent, I don't think sometimes
22:24I don't even know what, baby, I just live my life
22:28I just do, I wanna, when I wanna, how I wanna
22:30I just do, I just do, I wanna, when I wanna, how I wanna
22:35I just do, I wanna, when I wanna, how I wanna