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00:00What? Are you trying to tell me you're a ghost?
00:03We prefer the couple gay, well.
00:05I'll prove it then.
00:11Told you.
00:12Gayle, mate.
00:13Boo!
00:14Ite tau.
00:16Kei te ahake e koe i konei?
00:18Well, I figured you'd come up here.
00:21Cherepah!
00:23Wait, where's your sister?
00:26We're whanau, and I'm here to help you.
00:30Help me? Help me with what?
00:32I don't know. I've just been sent here to help you.
00:36Wait, who sent me?
00:38God?
00:40Nah, someone higher than that.
00:42Your Nan.
00:49Kia ora, beautiful people.
00:51Happy Aotearoa Monday.
00:53Welcome to another day in the life of our media.
00:57Mmm, look how delicious.
01:00As usual, I woke up blessed and grateful.
01:03Yesterday was hectic.
01:05I woke up this morning and my eyes were puffy, my skin was dry, so I took my time trying to get my skincare routine back into check.
01:15As you can see, I have done my everyday makeup just to feel better about myself.
01:21It's my first day of school today.
01:23Or, kura.
01:25Here in Aotearoa.
01:27As you can see, the uniform is a bit bland, but I can work with it.
01:32Now, I have to navigate my life in a whole new way, cause, newsflash, I'm getting stalked by a kihua.
01:40Everybody, meet Jumboy.
01:42Yeah, I told you before, I don't show up on those things.
01:45That sounds so crazy.
01:48Amelia!
01:49Get up there again!
01:50I'm coming!
01:51Don't talk to your mum like that!
01:54Get off my back.
01:58And you?
02:00Just stay here and try not to ruin my first day of school, okay?
02:04Kura.
02:05You're going to Kura, girl?
02:06No.
02:07What if?
02:20Look at the pups, Kura!
02:35Oh!
02:36Kia ora e te whānau.
02:38You must be the whare koa whānau.
02:40Tēnā koutou.
02:41Kei te piha koutou.
02:42Kei te pai.
02:43Kei te pai.
02:44Kei te pai.
02:45Ko te rātua tahi tēnei.
02:46Nau mai.
02:47Haramai.
02:48Welcome to your new Kura.
02:50It is pumping.
02:52Komatua kare a hau.
02:53I'm one of the kai a kohe.
02:55Crack up!
02:56I'm also like the principal when the principal is in here, cause, you know.
02:59She's at a tangi.
03:01She's at a tangi.
03:02It's a big as one too.
03:03Wait.
03:04Anyways, we are part of the welcome committee for the whakatau that's about to happen.
03:09Do you want to do the whā kōrero e hoa?
03:11No.
03:12Okay.
03:13Oh, kāpā you.
03:14That's the one.
03:15It doesn't have to be in te reo Māori, but yeah, if you can, go hard.
03:19But if you can't, that's also kei te pai.
03:21Kitty girl.
03:22Kia ora.
03:23Hey, I think you went to this kura with one of my cousins, but must be...
03:27That's ages ago, eh?
03:28Ah!
03:29I am sad.
03:30I am sad.
03:31Nau.
03:32I am sad.
03:33I am sad.
03:34Sad.
03:35Hey, let's push this chapter out and kickstart this whakatau.
03:36What do you say?
03:37Have fun, you fellas.
03:38See you on the other side, eh?
03:40Fire trumpet.
03:41Hit it!
03:42Take us away!
03:43You got it, girl!
03:44Help!
03:45I'm not going to do it.
03:46I'm not going to do it all good if you don't, because old fire trumpet over here, she's
03:47going to blow us away.
03:48Hey, hey.
03:49Not to be sad to fire trumpet, but she thinks she's a mata kete, but the only thing she can
03:50kete is her own mata.
03:51Hey.
03:52I am sad!
03:53I am sad.
03:54I am sad.
03:55I am sad.
03:56I am sad.
03:57Anyway, hey, let's push this chapter out and kickstart this whakatau.
04:02What do you say?
04:03Have fun, you fellas.
04:04See you on the other side, eh?
04:05Fire trumpet.
04:06Hit it!
04:07Take us away!
04:08You got it, girl!
04:09How about you?
04:10Haire mai ki te kura o Típareare e è! Haire mai, piki mai, kake mai, kuhu mai! Te nā kō te pudau te pudau rong o Norong o Mauri o Raka oare! Hei!
04:40Goodbye, boy.
04:42Nā reira, tēnā koutou, tēnā koutou, tēnā koutou katoa.
04:46Kā tange te tītī, kā tange te kākā,
04:59kā tange hoki āhau, tihei mauri ora.
05:04Oh, who's the new Zeddy in town?
05:07Matu, he can get it.
05:10I tell you what, I'm going to turn up every day if he's here to talk.
05:13Nā nā koe.
05:14I might have to give him a kiaura.
05:17I might add an a tautoko, a pono tūkeo.
05:22Yes, get out.
05:24E aku whunaunga, e aku e wewe, e aku e pēpē.
05:30He oranga ngākau ki te hoki ānā ki wainganui a koutou,
05:34ki te ukei pō, ki te whenua tāngangai o tātou.
05:38Nā reira, tēnā koutou, tēnā koutou, tēnā hui hui ma tātou.
05:43Tēnā koe.
05:46Tēnā koe.
05:47Kia ora matua.
05:48Tēnā koe.
05:49Kia ora matua.
06:01A tēnā koutou. A tēnā hui hui mai tātou katoa.
06:10A tēnā koe.
06:11Kia ora matua.
06:17What, I tell you what, you better watch this one, kitty girl.
06:20The whae are already talking.
06:21They're planning on coming to more events if your man's going to have a kōrero.
06:24Oh, well, hey, if the shoe fits, he can wear it, hey?
06:28Speaking of shoes, Watu, I heard that you're a graphic designer.
06:32Oi. Well, I was.
06:34I mean, I was hoping to get some contracts done while I was here,
06:36but we've been so busy with the move, I haven't been able to get that ball rolling.
06:39Well, funny you say that. I may have a position for you.
06:42Really?
06:45Honey, I have to take this. Is that cool?
06:48I'm not sure I know what touch is.
06:50It's a game. It's like rugby, but you don't tackle.
06:54Oh, that sounds fun.
06:57Yes, I heard you before, but you don't need to worry. I'll get it sorted.
07:20What was that? Everything okay?
07:22Why are you just mahi?
07:24Hey, I need to head into town and run some errands.
07:29How do you think the kids are going to go here?
07:31Yeah, I think they're going to be fine.
07:33They're about to meet their kōiako, and you won't believe this,
07:37but I think I just got offered a job to work here.
07:40I mean, Nate will be fine.
07:41He can talk his way into anywhere, but I'm media.
07:43I'm worried she's going to find it difficult.
07:46Wait.
07:46What?
07:49A job?
07:49A job.
07:50Ke kōnei?
07:51Aye.
07:52Now, Matuakari is like the acting principal, you know,
07:54so he's sort of offered me a job to teach design to the kids.
07:58Wow.
08:00That's awesome.
08:01Mm.
08:02And so what? Are you going to take it?
08:03Oh, he's going to show me around the school, get set up with the class.
08:06Maybe if I enjoy it, stay on.
08:09Be your fukara.
08:10Oh, babe, I think whatever you decide to do will be the right decision.
08:14But I also think you'll make a bloody great kai, uncle.
08:18Thanks, babe.
08:19Mm.
08:20I'm all right.
08:21Well, I guess I'll head into town, do my thing,
08:24and then come back and get you guys.
08:27Sound like a plan?
08:28Do you reckon I should say goodbye to the kids?
08:30Oh, no, me kaua.
08:32Shame.
08:33Shame, mate.
08:34Bad enough, I'm going to be sticking around.
08:36Yeah, true.
08:36Hei a kōnei.
08:37Hey, have fun with your and your best friend, Matuakare.
08:44And if he tries to hold you a hand, I know you're going to let him.
08:47Get out of here.
08:49Hey.
08:49Hey.
08:49Hey.
09:07Yara, is anyone here?
09:36Mōtaku here.
09:42Sorry, didn't mean to give you a fright.
09:43Are you looking for Matuwa Jacobson?
09:45Aye, do you know?
09:46Yeah, of course.
09:47Everyone does.
09:48He owns most of the buildings on this street.
09:49Do you know where he is?
09:51Ah, well, if his door's closed, you've got one of two options.
09:54Tangi or sunshed ship.
09:55Café.
09:57Yeah.
09:58Quite random, really, yeah, because it's not a shed or a ship.
10:02Ko kiri a hou.
10:03Oh, kia ora, yeah.
10:04Ke te mohi o, ko meri meri anā hou.
10:07Come on, let me take you to the cafe, see if he's there.
10:10Oh, kā, kā.
10:10Oh, no, no, no, I insist.
10:12Come on, it's just down the main drow.
10:14Yeah.
10:14Hey, so your kids started at the Kura today, eh?
10:18They did.
10:19How did you know that?
10:20Kū meravine.
10:21Yeah, news travels fast around here.
10:23I also hear you've got a hot husband.
10:26Lucky.
10:27Yeah.
10:28Marriage, two kids, and you brought your whānau all the way over from London.
10:32So, what brings you to the pizza of the universe?
10:35Ah, well, I whakapapa to this whenua.
10:37I grew up around here.
10:38Ah, whāi anō.
10:40Yeah.
10:41Yeah, you can always tell a local.
10:42You know, they've got a certain way about them.
10:45Oh, yeah, what's that?
10:46It's like a glimmer in the eye, you know?
10:48If the glimmer's still bright, they've obviously missed their people
10:51and their whenua, and they're back to help both things thrive.
10:54What if the glimmer's gone?
10:55I don't know.
10:56Maybe they're back to do the opposite?
10:58What glimmer do I have?
11:00Hard to tell.
11:02Yeah, maybe we could fill in the gaps over a cup of coffee.
11:05My shout.
11:06Come on.
11:07Kia tene.
11:18Good news.
11:31I just spoke to our principal, Whai Tipi.
11:32You know, Tipi Haere.
11:34Anyways, she's all good for you to start straight away.
11:37I mean, we've never had a kaioko here that teaches graphic design before,
11:42but here you are, right?
11:44You know what?
11:45It is exciting for our tau reader to learn a new skill
11:48that's going to help them out in their futures, eh?
11:50Aye, it's pretty exciting.
11:51It is pretty exciting.
11:53Okay, let's go get your akomanga sassed.
11:56Ka-bai.
11:56I don't know.
12:26Ka-bai.
12:50Kia ora, you all right?
12:53Um, mm-hmm.
12:54Just, just sitting.
12:55Do you mind if I sit with you?
12:58Yeah, sure.
13:02It's hard being the new kid, eh?
13:04Yeah, especially when you're from a different country.
13:08What do you mean?
13:10I grew up in London, but, well, I grew up here when I was little with my Nan,
13:16but spent most of my school years over there.
13:19London? Wow, that's cool. What's that like?
13:23Uh, grey. A bit fun, I guess.
13:26Definitely nothing like this place.
13:34Boys only make friends fast because they don't think.
13:37Hey, jealous? Your brother fits in so easy.
13:40What? Jealous? Carl.
13:42Liar.
13:44Well, you can sit here and be jealous of your brother.
13:47Or you can come with me and get a pie from the canteen.
13:49Up to. Your choice.
13:53Uh, I think I'd rather go with you.
13:59Great choice. I'm a media, by the way.
14:02You've got to try these new hazelnut lattes.
14:08My cousins in Auckland, they always say to me, that's not real coffee.
14:12And I'm like, yes it is, you snob, just try it, you know?
14:15Then they have one sip and it's like their fatu's gonna glaze off, you know?
14:19Because they haven't had sugar for so long.
14:21And I'm like, you're welcome.
14:22Your skin is so good.
14:27Oh my God, really? Yeah.
14:29I just got off a 24 hour flight, I feel like a dried up old zombie.
14:32So, you're straight off a flight from London and into town to meet Matawa Jacobson.
14:40It must be pretty important business.
14:42And I'm just guessing here that because it is Matawa Jacobson, it's probably got something to do with real estate or environmental issues or both or...
14:49Oh, none of the above.
14:54Yeah, right. Of course, yeah.
14:59So you're definitely not part of that new international agency that's trying to buy Matawa Jacobson's quarry in the adjoining iwi land for a subdivision, are you?
15:11Just, I can't imagine if you were, you know?
15:17That would cause quite a stir with the local hapu, you know?
15:21If they knew it was one of their own that was blindsiding them.
15:24That's a lot of speculation.
15:26Yeah.
15:27Yeah, it is.
15:28Yeah, of course.
15:29Yeah.
15:30It's just...
15:32You know, it's a small town.
15:34People talk.
15:35News travels fast.
15:39Oh, Motaku here.
15:41I'm actually running late.
15:42Sorry, kitty.
15:43I'd better go, but it was really lovely to meet you.
15:47He paid it in Okotahi.
15:48No.
15:49Bye-bye.
16:06Tēnā kia ora kia ora e toringa kia ora kia koe. E kā mākei kone koe e nāi ni. Tauti irairaka koe nē e tamo.
16:17Kaore au i ti tino marama ki ti tikanga o tēnā kōrero. Ka kiteui a koe i te kura wawhare. Ka kiteui a koe i te marae.
16:29Nāi nāi nei ki tako akumanga ōmoa. Ngā rawake ka kitea koe i taku moinga.
16:41Kaore anō pia tāwa kia tūtaki. Ko mati o au.
16:45Ai. Ke te mohi oke au koe wae koe. E ko tino whakau tia tēnei wāhi.
16:54Āna. Anō nei ko te aotāwhito e tūtaki ana ki te aohau.
16:59Mo takurongo i mea mai ko e ko tō akumanga o mō tēnei.
17:03Āna. Ko ina. Ngari nō mō noa atu ki teira.
17:07Ko tukuna au ki konei. Ki te mea atu.
17:11Kia hihiwa o karu. Kia matāra.
17:18Kia hihiwa o karu. Kia matāra ki te aha.
17:22Nō e kōrora ana ki te taita mai titi. Te mā.
17:32Nice classroom, Mr Whare Koa.
17:35When was the last time you had a cream donor?
17:37Mo taku hei kauri maui au tō ingua.
17:41You alright?
17:44Yeah, I was just talking to, um...
17:46Okay. So, is it a done deal or what? Are you gonna take the job?
17:52I guess so. I mean, it's still kind of like a trial period.
17:55We went around the kura today and the kids seemed pretty excited to learn the basics of graphic design.
17:59So...
18:00That is definitely promising. I'm so excited for you.
18:03You know, you've found something that makes you happy.
18:06Thanks, babe.
18:07Get the bai koe?
18:11Yeah.
18:12Hey.
18:13Did mā toa kare hold your hand or what?
18:15Get out.
18:16Got jam on it?
18:17Real cream.
18:18Mm-hmm.
18:19Mm-hmm.
18:20Mm-hmm.
18:21Oh, yeah.
18:22No, I didn't want any.
18:23I didn't want any.
18:24No, that's fine.
18:25You know.
18:26Yeah.
18:27Yeah, I did my coffee.
18:28It's a toy.
18:29Mm-hmm.
18:30Well, I wonder what department he works in, though.
18:32I mean, he looked like my age, but his kākaru...
18:34Maybe a bit younger, babe.
18:36Yeah.
18:37All these keys.
18:38Can you take this back, Helen?
18:39Hi.
18:40I'll meet you at the car.
18:41Okay.
18:42Okay.
18:43Okay.
18:44Okay.
18:45All these keys.
18:46Can you take this back, Helen?
18:47Hi.
18:48I'll meet you at the car.
18:49Okay.
18:50Okay.
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19:45Look, you probably haven't been linked into the upcoming camping trip that's happening.
19:49So now you know.
19:50I suppose I'll link all the information to you and Machu later.
19:53Have a good night.
19:54Matuakare, can I ask you something?
19:58Not only can you ask me something, you can ask me something.
20:02Patao Mai, what's up?
20:04I ran into someone today.
20:06A Meri-Merianda?
20:07Do you know her?
20:08Ugh, Meri-girl.
20:11Kia tu pato.
20:11Why is that?
20:12Well, she is lovely.
20:15But let me tell you this.
20:16Once she smells a story or she thinks something is up, she will do everything in her power to find out the truth.
20:23Probably what makes her a good journalist.
20:26Why is that, kitty girl?
20:27You got something to hide?
20:29Yeah, hara.
20:30I wish my life was that exciting.
20:31Just wondering.
20:32That's all.
20:33Ka poin.
20:34Well, I'm off.
20:34Have a good night.
20:35Hei te wa!
20:36Ai, hei te wa!
20:45Hey!
20:45How was your day?
20:54Good, Mum.
20:54I made heaps of your friends.
20:56I got the girl called Tyson.
20:57He's a little rugby.
20:58We had morning tea.
21:00And we got a tie together at the cafeteria.
21:02And it was really, um...
21:04Oh, where?
21:05Honey, you look like you've just seen a ghost.
21:07Kia hua.
21:08Hey, guess what?
21:22Did you know your dad is going to be a teacher at your pura?
21:25Oh, my dad, this is awesome!
21:27You didn't happen to get a chance to look into their resource and content plan that they've
21:42floodgated in Cape Bricks and be shopping around here, did you?
21:44We're lucky we got our whanau land in the trust, thanks to John, boy.
21:48Put some other whanau around here.
21:50Sure.
21:50I don't think they'll be that lucky if all this goes to you, that's for sure.
21:53Everything will halt until I find out what this journalist knows and who else is involved.
21:58Whai, uh, did you just come and boy yourself?
22:01Yeah, of course I did.
22:03This might sound weird, but I feel like someone's been watching me.
22:08I'll probably just need a car, right?
22:09Mahana.
22:11Koa hopu kina koe i tetehi atumea.