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00:00Hello. I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey. A journey to a world
00:24where right is left, up is down, and ugly is considered beautiful. It's a kind of fictitious
00:30world that can only be created in the minds of those who are truly out of touch. Beings
00:36who hold themselves above and separate from decent society. Beings looking onto the human
00:42race as nothing more than amusing playthings. Chess pieces, as it were, to be used and abused
00:50at their own perverted whims. Tonight, we delve into the world of a deranged duo. A powerful,
00:56sick and twisted set of individuals who use their perverse privilege to create a dollhouse
01:03of terror, and then fill it with human playthings who are challenged to act out their frightful
01:08fantasies. Tonight, we delve into the world of the Boulay brothers. What made these homicidal
01:18housewives call on nine outcast drag queens to come together on this fateful night? What
01:25dangerous plans did they have in mind for these innocent rejects? What desperate situations
01:32forced these queens to accept an invitation to the Boulay brothers' mansion in the middle
01:38of the night? In a cemetery? To voluntarily partake in a twisted pageant, which would surely
01:46mean certain death for most of them?
01:53Tonight, we shall find out the answers to these and many other questions, as we open the files
01:59and dive deeply into the diabolical world of the Boulay brothers' Dragula. The search
02:06for the world's first drag super monster.
02:13Drag. Films. Horror. Glamour. Dragula. She's a killer. Queen. Dragula. She'll make you scream. Drag,
02:34drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, you roar.
02:41And ав kalauiden, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag,
02:55drag, drag, Rouge, gателей. And now it's just the last emperor. To the hundredello
02:59of the world has representedません which can perpetrate not only rise and Ya'am sea created.
04:03It's time for you to look around and meet the other queens that have come here to take your crown.
04:12Xochimochi.
04:16I'm Xochimochi, a killer clown from outer space, and I love to get gritty.
04:21So when Dracula came around, I knew this was all me.
04:24I've never competed in drag before.
04:41I'm still a baby queen, but I'm expecting to get pretty far.
04:45They wanted a monster, but they're going to get a goddamn terrorist.
04:56I'm Loris, and I'm your most perverted fantasy.
05:08Frankie Doom, Pinchay, and Melissa B. Fierce.
05:20Melissa is drag queen royalty.
05:31I don't really consider her a monster, but I'm excited to see what she does.
05:35I don't think I have competition in here.
05:37I mean, have you seen him?
05:42Welcome, ladies.
05:44We've invited you all here to compete for the title and crown of Dragula, the world's first drag super monster.
05:53As many of you know, we have dedicated our careers to creating monsters, whether it be legendary nightlife events or superstar stage performers.
06:23And we are in the business of working on our next great creation.
06:38One of you.
06:42You'll be competing in ways that drag queens have never competed.
06:45But if you rise to the occasion and snatch the crown, you will be a queen, unlike the world has ever seen before.
06:57I'm like, send all these bitches home.
06:58Just hand it over.
07:00It's mine.
07:01Your first challenge is very simple.
07:04You are going to give us your wickedest witch look.
07:08Up in the parlor, you're going to feature your look.
07:10And then you will be reenacting one of the most tragic scenes from cinematic history.
07:19The death of the wicked witch of the West.
07:25I worked at home houses for years before doing drag.
07:29I live for this shit.
07:32All right, ladies.
07:34It's your first day with us.
07:35So give us everything you've got.
07:38Because for one of you, your first day will be your last.
07:59It's my life story.
08:01Actually, I started getting tattooed because I wanted a part that nobody could ever steal from me or take away.
08:12So by having it on my body, bitch, you're going to have to hold me down and skin me to take it.
08:15So.
08:16All right, sir.
08:17I never really had money.
08:20So the idea of spending money on something that could just disappear was not my jam.
08:27I'm happy to be here and happy just that they have my name inside of their fucking hands.
08:33Because that's, that makes me feel like, okay, I have potential.
08:36I have a chance to do more than I usually do.
08:41Do more than just be in the fucking, like, the, you know, just the club circuit and stop working and doing top 40 shit and, like, get fucking creative.
08:51You know, like, I don't do stuff like this.
08:54I don't paint my face like this all the time.
08:56I really want to start doing more.
08:59So here's the moment.
09:01Girl.
09:02Okay.
09:02So I just, like, barely turned 21.
09:06So I'm, like, new on the club scene.
09:08And when I first started going out, I sort of had a problem, like, getting, getting really, really wasted.
09:13I was, like, way too drunk all over in my makeup.
09:16And it was not cute because I was not able to conduct myself professionally.
09:19If my makeup was actually clean, it's like perfect.
09:23But you live in your learning.
09:25Yeah, that is very, very true.
09:27Hallelujah to that one, girl.
09:28Hallelujah.
09:29You know, if I could inspire a single weird creep out there to be the best weird creep they could be, then I did my job.
09:39I think I kind of, like, Loris, were newer queens on the scene.
09:44But we both make our own things.
09:45We both fabricate our own things.
09:47We make our own hair, our own costumes, our own everything.
09:49But because we're new, we're not given these sort of opportunities.
09:52And it can be really frustrating to make everything yourself.
09:56And then sometimes go to a show and maybe see queens who don't, who don't appreciate the spots they have.
10:03Who kind of, like, what's all up.
10:05Right?
10:06Like, I feel like a lot of girls, they get comfortable.
10:08They get comfortable and they start lazing.
10:09And I'm, like, I'm dying to get these spots and nobody gives them to me.
10:12And I'm just, you know, making and making and making and producing drag.
10:15And it just doesn't get me anywhere.
10:16So I was really surprised to be here.
10:18And I'm incredibly happy.
10:20I can put up a front all I want that I'm, you know, so confident in this competition and, you know, whatever.
10:25But I'm still kind of scared shitless.
10:29I, again, I'm still pretty new to this.
10:31I'm excited to be around all these talented bitches.
10:33It's like, you know, I feel like almost at a certain point where you feel kind of stagnant in your drag.
10:39And then you get paired up or hit against, like, these creative ass bitches.
10:44Like this one over here and, well, half of these other bitches over here.
10:49Which one, girl?
10:50Which one?
10:51Point of mile!
10:51So I'm excited to see what they bring out inside of me, really.
10:57Being invited on Drago was fucking awesome.
11:00It made me feel validated in a sense to know that being a working monster in Los Angeles and being invited to compete against, like, the other major monster names made me feel like, oh, God, I fucking made it.
11:16I came to win and I came knowing already that these girls weren't going to accept me and think that, like, I'm too clowny or too messy or too sloppy because I'm not bloody or a whore or whatever they do.
11:34I'm different in a way that is difficult to fit in.
11:38And I've been like that forever.
11:39Like, growing up, I was different, too, and I'm just used to everyone shitting on me all the time, and that's not what I want from this.
11:50I'm a vegetarian.
11:52Not though.
11:52I'm concerned about having, like, some baby bird or some fucking...
11:56Me too, or, like, anything, yeah, anything animal.
11:58Anything animal brought in my position.
12:00For me too, I'm vegan.
12:01But you know what?
12:02I said at the very beginning of doing this that I have to leave my moral compass at home because it's Dragulon.
12:09So, like, why?
12:11What is your decision to be vegan?
12:13Um, well, I don't know.
12:16I guess I just think that what happens in the industry with all the animals is really fucked up, and it's not an industry that I want to support with my money.
12:24Absolutely.
12:24But that doesn't mean that I judge other people for their life choices at all.
12:28Like, that's kind of a...
12:28She's actually punched me in the mouth for eating.
12:31I did.
12:32So, Fijay, your and Lauren's look the same.
12:34Have the same look.
12:36Very similar.
12:37Really?
12:38A little bit.
12:39Because hers was made of elastic and mine was made of leather.
12:41Oh!
12:44But she's vegan because she doesn't like the way the animals are treated.
12:50When I said leather, I just meant it's made of vegan leather.
12:54I don't feel like I had to specify that.
12:56Who fights over vegan leather?
12:59She's always just...
13:01just, like, about herself.
13:03Like, you know, like, and she, her, just, I didn't, actually, I didn't, I just didn't like her energy at all.
13:11Okay, you can touch my leather, and if you find any small component of animal product, you can have $300 for my book account.
13:21As soon as they, as soon as they, as soon as I have them.
13:24I mean, yeah, the looks are similar, but they're, they were delivered in different ways, so...
13:30Yeah, the color scheme was totally different, the energy was different, her tints are hairy, mine aren't.
13:38I think the vibe of the outfits was completely different, we both did kind of bondage-y, strappy things, but mine was a little bit more in, like, the avant-garde fashion direction, and I felt like hers was more, like, 80s-inspired, like, kind of high school cheerleader kind of gig.
13:57Is this bitch here to compare costumes with each other, or is she here to compete?
14:08Tonight, we've challenged our ghouls to come up with their wickedest witch looks, and model them for us, during the floor show.
14:19As a second part of the challenge, each of our ghouls will reenact the death scene of the Wicked Witch of the West.
14:27Here to help us judge our ghouls tonight is our friend, writer, and director of Jawbreaker, Darren Stein.
14:33Hello, Darren.
14:35Darren's known for his work on B-movies, horror flicks, feature films, documentaries, but I think he's best known for his hugely influential gay cult classic, Jawbreaker.
14:52Now, let the floor show begin.
14:56Ah ha, ha ha ha!
19:57Sochi Mochi.
20:00Great job tonight.
20:01We love.
20:02You were scary.
20:04I think maybe the scariest queen that I saw tonight on stage.
20:08You were giving me a Disney villainous from the black and white period that just came
20:13out and freaked out too many people and they sent her away and you never saw her twice.
20:17I have this in the bag. I'm gonna win this challenge.
20:20Um, I thought you were super punk rock.
20:22Full on Evil Dead meet Nina Hoggett. Loved it.
20:25I was transfixed.
20:27The Blaze love my colonial punk pop art rendition of Witch Bitch.
20:32I'm so excited. Like, they called me Disney.
20:35Darren Stein called me punk.
20:38I can only just die happy now.
20:39You did great tonight, but...
20:41But?
20:42If there was a top witch tonight,
20:45that witch would be Van Der Von Ahn.
20:48Van Der, can you step forward?
20:49This baby queen just stole my win.
20:53You slayed it tonight.
20:55You were a character from moment one to moment done.
20:58I had to do a double take to even recognize you.
21:00Well done.
21:04I'm genuinely shocked that I won this first challenge,
21:07because going into this,
21:08I really didn't know what I was getting myself into.
21:10But I love the elites have more in common.
21:12That was some good humor.
21:15Next up, my favorite cannibalistic fertility goddess...
21:20Frankie Doom.
21:25Oh, bitch, those teeth.
21:28She was giving me a full-on trilogy of terror
21:30with mouth full of sharp teeth.
21:31Very Karen Black, which...
21:33Can't get more draggio than that, right?
21:35I was surprised to see some of the people
21:37who were called out to be in the top.
21:39I thought her look was a little kind of dirty.
21:43Foxy, would you use step four, please?
21:51You really wowed us tonight,
21:52because your look originally,
21:54when we issued the challenge,
21:56was very pretty, very soft.
21:58For some of you guys wear your monster on the outside,
22:01but you shouldn't underestimate the ones
22:03that are hiding it on the inside,
22:05because they might come out and surprise you.
22:07I love your name, Foxy,
22:08because it's like a character out of my own film,
22:10Jawbreaker, so that was good for me.
22:12My only criticism of you was the ankle strappy red heels
22:15felt more strippery than witchy.
22:17You were super sexy, feminine, feral.
22:20When you came out, you were just exuding confidence.
22:22That's what I love.
22:24You were a boss bitch.
22:26Well, congratulations to you four.
22:28You guys can leave the stage now.
22:30Well done once again.
22:32A few of you, unfortunately,
22:34did underwhelm us tonight,
22:36and as a consequence to that failure,
22:39three of you are going to be up for extermination tonight.
22:43These are the trials of Dragula
22:45that you need to go through
22:46to prove that you actually can represent
22:49the principles of Dragula.
22:51punk, drag, film, and glamour.
22:54Let's begin with Loras.
22:56I kind of like the costume.
22:58You're giving me an avatar of a witch
23:00kind of from a manga world.
23:02It got very clunky after that.
23:04You seemed distracted by what you had with you
23:06as opposed to really embodying what you were giving.
23:09I brought like a full reveal to the stage.
23:13The transition may have been a little clunky,
23:15but I think for the performance
23:17and the look alone, I should be okay.
23:20Be okay.
23:21My problem with you is that you're scared to own your look.
23:25And I think to win a competition like this,
23:27you need to be as confident as your looks are powerful.
23:31You have nothing to be afraid of.
23:33Melissa B. Fierce, you owned the stage as soon as you came out.
23:42You were giving me a super villain for sure.
23:44I don't know how wicked it was.
23:46I was feeling like the newest villain from Jem and the Holograms.
23:51It made me question, does she exist in the Dragula world?
23:53I don't know.
23:54I came in in that room thinking that because I was very polished,
23:59my look was going to be like the top one.
24:01But in reality, it was not the T.
24:05But I have to say that my biggest problem with your whole thing
24:07is the sensible black pump.
24:09I mean, to me, that's not very drag monster.
24:11It's a little more Ross dress for less.
24:13Being polished in this competition, it's not enough,
24:16and it's not going to cut it.
24:18Thank you, Melissa.
24:20Pinche.
24:23Just having one white eye and one normal eye
24:25just didn't quite compute to me.
24:27I felt like I wanted to see sort of like all or nothing there.
24:31Because you're competing with so many amazing makeup artists,
24:34you've got to show your makeup skill.
24:37And that's an easy out to sort of just black your whole face.
24:40You don't have to show your skill.
24:42So we can't see how talented you may or may not be.
24:45And I know that you can beat your face.
24:46Yes, we both know you can beat the buck out of that face.
24:48Miss Meatball.
24:49The costume became a liability.
24:52The cape was fumbly.
24:54The hood was going back.
24:55It was, to me, it was like,
24:56it felt like it was the first time you were wearing it.
24:58And it sort of held you back.
25:00I think Meatball's look looks very hodgepodgey,
25:0399 cent store, kindergarten, had fun with a crayon
25:08and said, we're going to do drag today.
25:10My heart is racing.
25:11I'm freaking out.
25:12I realized looking around that like,
25:13I could have pulled it together more.
25:15And it's truly my fault that I'm where I'm at.
25:17For me, the characterization was spot on.
25:20Your acting was amazing.
25:21You know that's one of your strengths.
25:22I too thought that costumes started to get a little confusing
25:25with the yellow and the blue.
25:27There's something that almost looks a little store-bought costume
25:30about those elements.
25:31That's not the greatest feeling to hear your costume with store-bought
25:35when you spent like, days putting it together.
25:38My biggest problem was the party city cape.
25:40It's like it came out of a box.
25:42And finally Ursula.
25:44I think some of the fabric choices are weird.
25:47And I've seen you do better.
25:48There's a cheapness that I think threw me.
25:52But I was like kind of on your fantasy rides.
25:55You had me on your side, but I was looking past some weird choices and I knew it.
26:00The two queens that are safe and not up for extermination tonight are Melissa B. Fierce.
26:11I'm over my head like, way up there in this competition.
26:17And Ursula Major.
26:21Thank you both.
26:25That leaves Loris Pinche in Meatball as the first of our girls to face extermination.
26:34It just sucks being down here and thinking like, I'm going to go home first
26:38and that they're all going to be fucking right about me.
26:40I have so much more to prove.
26:42I'm better than this.
26:44We will meet you back upstairs in the cemetery in a few hours.
26:50Where you will be buried alive underground.
26:55And locked in a coffin.
26:58Where we will see which of you have the nerve to stay down there the longest.
27:03And you're not going to be down there alone.
27:06If you bore us or stay down there too long,
27:09there's going to be some little friends that are going to be joining.
27:13We're going to let you guys leave the stage now and think about what's to come.
27:20And we'll see you at the cemetery shortly.
27:22I guess the only thing that surprised me with the bottom three was that there were four contestants
27:38that had extremely similar looks.
27:41I feel like the judges' critiques were pretty spot on, but very sobering for sure.
27:46Frankie Doom, Foxy Oshway, Loris, and Ursula Major all had very similar looks.
27:56It was very voodoo, tribal, witch doctor.
28:01I feel like I kind of let the Boulets down.
28:06Yeah, their critiques were accurate.
28:10I can't argue them.
28:11They were all, it all adds up.
28:15The competition's tough.
28:18Loris seems really upset.
28:21She's worried.
28:23She knows that going up against me and Meatball, that's a lot of personality to deal with.
28:31And even me going up against Meatball is a lot.
28:35So I'm interested to see how this all works out.
28:37I'm a little bit nervous.
28:38They said we're going to be like in a coffin underground.
28:41So that might throw me.
28:44But I really don't want to go home at all.
28:48And I'm going to do everything I can to stay in this competition.
28:52I feel disappointed in myself.
28:54Pinche is a fierce fucking queen.
28:56Loris is gorgeous.
28:57It's going to be tough.
28:58It's not going to be, this is going to be work tonight.
29:00This is going to be a hard competition to beat.
29:03But I can't go home.
29:19Good evening ladies and welcome.
29:22As we've made clear, each of you has just a little bit more to prove if you're going to stick around in this competition.
29:32We're going to take each one of you and bury you alive one at a time.
29:41You'll be buried and tormented.
29:43The rules are very simple.
29:45You'll need to keep your hands at your side at all times.
29:49We're trying to find out which one of you has nerves of steel.
29:53And if you are weak and you want to escape, all you need to do is knock three times and it all ends.
30:01I say we get this witch trial started and we can see just how fearless each one of you really are.
30:08Let's begin.
30:10Let's wait.
30:17Let's wait.
30:20Let's see.
30:22Let's wait.
30:27Let's wait.
30:32I don't know.
31:02I don't know.
31:32Oh, I don't like the sound of that latching.
31:54Oh, fuck.
31:56Oh, fuck.
32:01Oh, God.
32:10Oh, fuck.
32:12I don't like that.
32:15Oh, no!
32:17What the fuck was...
32:18Oh!
32:19Oh!
32:20Oh, no!
32:21Oh, God, no!
32:22Oh, God, no!
32:23Oh, God, no!
32:24Oh!
32:25Oh, God.
32:26Oh, it's on my face, ain't there?
32:29Oh, it's on my face, ain't there?
32:30Oh, it's on my neck.
32:31Oh, it's on my neck.
32:32Oh, there's one down my shirt.
32:33Oh, there's one down my shirt.
32:34Oh, no!
32:35Oh, no!
32:36Oh, no!
32:37No!
32:38Oh, God.
32:39Oh, it's on my face, ain't there?
32:40Oh, there's one of my face, ain't there?
32:41Oh, it's on my neck!
32:42Oh, there's one down my shirt.
32:43Come on!
32:44No!
32:45Stop it!
32:46Oh, there's one down in here!
32:47Come on!
32:48No!
32:49Stop it!
32:50No!
32:51No!
32:52No!
32:52No!
32:53No!
32:54No!
32:57Oh, God, this is gross!
33:03Are they still bugs?
33:04Are they moving?
33:05What?
33:05Oh, God!
33:13Oh, wow.
33:14No, that does not feel nice at all.
33:16It doesn't...
33:19No!
33:21No!
33:22Oh, no!
33:24No, no!
33:26No, no!
33:28Oh, yeah.
33:34Oh, oh, God, is someone peeing?
33:36Oh, God!
33:38Yes!
33:39Yes, Daddy!
33:40Yes, Daddy, get to me!
33:42Oh, yes!
33:44Oh, yes!
33:45Oh, fuck yes!
33:50What's going on?
33:52Who's pissing on that grave?
33:55I ain't even dead!
33:57Thought you'd bring it in my tent!
33:58Oh!
33:59Oh, I just heard a bug crunch under my head!
34:20Legitimately terrifying.
34:21Alright.
34:23You guys, I think I'm peeing.
34:27I'm actually peeing.
34:28I'm actually peeing right now.
34:32I just peed!
34:35Oh, I'm pissing my pee!
34:37Oh, man!
34:46Oh, datenipelies!
34:51Oh, my God!
34:52I'm coming to my home, obviously!
34:54I've had to go, I've seen one of my own fave.
34:55I've had a big jump.
34:56I've had to go, I've had a big jump.
34:57Oh, what's going on?
34:58Oh, my baby.
34:59I've had to go!
35:00I've had to go!
35:01Oh, my God!
35:02I've had to go!
35:03Yeah, I've had to go!
35:04Oh, my God!
35:05so here i am in this coffin all of a sudden surrounded by nothing and darkness a little
35:13bit of stuff comes in and it's like a mealworm i thought it was sawdust apparently it wasn't
35:21crickets just pouring on my face i have crickets all over my body i don't know what i'm doing but
35:26they're not terrible but they do they're in my front all i could think to do is what i've done
35:31my whole life and that's to take something shitty and nightmarish and turn it into something funny
35:37and worth laughing about i feel fucking gross but i'm not bad about it then i pee i'm peeing i'm
35:46peeing my pants i don't know what's happening i have no control of it then
35:50i got out
35:54well done darlings well done and good show we are impressed we're all going to go back
36:03to the mansion now and you can return to your crypts for the night unfortunately one of you
36:09you will not be waking up tomorrow good night lovers
36:13you
36:15you
36:18you
36:21you
36:32you
36:36you
36:40I don't know.
37:10What?
37:12Is it because I ate everything at craft services?
37:18Huh?
37:19I was hungry!
37:21What?
37:23I don't know.
37:24I don't know.
37:25I don't know.
37:26I don't know.
37:27I don't know.
37:31Congratulations.
39:36Why should she punch me too?
39:38You're still here, so you did something, right?
39:39She was a bitch to all of us.
39:41She wasn't funny.
39:42She wasn't nice.
39:43It was time for her to go.
39:48So, girl, it's nice for you to go home already.
39:51Like, get the fuck out.
39:52If you came here expecting anything less than getting punched in the face at least once,
39:58you have definitely signed up for the wrong competition.
40:02I'm trying my hardest.
40:04Does it matter?
40:04Because you didn't do it.
40:05Yeah.
40:05I can't go home.
40:08I have to make it.
40:09I can't go home.
40:26I don't know what to do.