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00:00Previously on Dragula
00:09I'm Loris. I haven't eaten meat in two years, but I'm not going home tonight.
00:21Not tonight!
00:27Not tonight!
00:30Not tonight!
00:32We're calling this challenge Pretty in Pink, aka The Basic Bitch.
00:38I think Loris should go home. She's playing it safe. She's not delivering what she was
00:46supposed to do. So girl, it's time for you to go home already. Like, get the fuck out.
00:51I think I'm definitely a threat to a lot of the girls in the cast.
00:55Meatball is our winner tonight.
00:57Remember, as always, one of you will not be waking up tomorrow.
01:06There you go!
01:08Where the hell am I?
01:10Israel!
01:23God, where is he?
01:26I can't fit everything in this suitcase.
01:29We're only going to San Francisco.
01:30Just bring the essentials.
01:32Oh, essentials.
01:40That's everything.
01:58The Belay residence, the lady of the house speaking.
02:08Oh, it's you, Israel.
02:12Listen, never mind all that.
02:13I need you to get the girls in the car and get going.
02:16We have to be in San Francisco in a few hours.
02:19Hmm?
02:20I don't care if Meatball won't fit.
02:22Just squeeze her in somehow.
02:25Get going.
02:26Goodbye.
02:27Let's go.
02:29Now we're ready.
02:32Wait.
02:33If we are, it's your fault.
02:34You took a thousand years.
02:36You took a thousand years.
02:37Get your lips or chug it anyway.
02:38You're still fat.
02:39This is a great beauty to see.
02:47Oh, check my face.
02:49Oh, yeah.
02:50You're all right.
02:51I must look ridiculous.
02:53No, I don't think anybody will notice.
02:55But I think you're going to be a little Bondo on the chin, Dave.
02:57I've got to get to the hardware store.
02:59Oh, come on.
03:00I've got to get to the hardware store.
03:01How could you have lost the entire chaos?
03:03Get out of there!
03:07Help me!
03:08My leg's not working.
03:09Help me!
03:10Help me!
03:11Help me!
03:12Oh, fuck.
03:31We're going to be late!
03:33Drag
03:37Films
03:39Horror
03:41Glamour
03:43Dragula
03:46She's a killer
03:47Queen Dragula
03:50She'll make you
03:52Scream
03:54Drag Drag Drag
03:56Drag Dragula
04:03She was a bitch to all of us
04:21She wasn't funny, she wasn't nice
04:23It was time for her to go
04:24Not that you have to be funny or nice in this competition
04:26But
04:27She wasn't growing
04:29And she was acting like she was all that
04:31It was time for her to go
04:32She wasn't all that
04:33End of list
04:34But also, yeah
04:35It wasn't the Zocchi's performance
04:36It was kind of lacking
04:37They really liked her shoes
04:39Oh my god, the hot pink shoes
04:42I was like, I really liked those shoes
04:45I did too
04:46I was like, but I want them
04:47Zocchi probably went home
04:49Loris, I mean
04:52For obvious reasons
04:53She was the one everyone named to go home
04:55And next to her
04:57I think Zocchi was
04:58Next in the bottom
05:00Last week's challenge was really crazy
05:02It was kind of intense
05:03I'm glad that I'm still here
05:04So I'm glad that I get to do this one
05:05I was looking forward to the field trips
05:07Calm down, you made a tube skirt
05:09Everybody
05:09Calm down
05:10No, I can't make anything
05:11I didn't make the skirt
05:12I have to not do it
05:13I'm just saying
05:15What did you make them?
05:16The hair
05:17Oh
05:20I see a man falling away, Cory
05:23Honestly, I'm here to fucking win
05:30How's it going?
05:30How does it feel?
05:31I'm good
05:32You're excited for today?
05:33I hear it's really different out there
05:35I hear the drag is really more artsy
05:37I hear the drag is really more artsy and weird and out there
05:38So I hope to be able to bring that and be one of the mom and the women's
05:40And I'm here to fucking win
05:41I'm here to fucking win
05:42How's it going?
05:43How does it feel?
05:44How does it feel?
05:45I feel good
05:46Are you excited for today?
05:48So today we're going to San Francisco to perform at Mother, formerly known as Tranny
05:53We're going to get to be with drag legends Peaches Christ and Hicklina
05:57Can't wait to see them
05:58Can't wait to get out there
05:59I hear it's really different out there
06:01I hear the drag is really more artsy and weird and out there
06:05So I hope to be able to bring that and be one of the monsters out there and bring my weirdness
06:10And my sexiness
06:11This is a huge stage
06:13This is like the stage to be on in San Francisco
06:15This is where I think my drag belongs
06:18And I think these girls are going to all fucking bring it
06:21And I'm excited to see what they do
06:23I'm super stoked
06:25I'm super exhausted
06:27And I'm ready
06:29I'm ready to take the crown
06:31Six hour drive
06:32I'm not even looking forward to it
06:34I think shit's going to get fucking nuts
06:42And I do think that they like that I did change everything
06:46My makeup and I wore a different style of hair and a different type of costume
06:50filed
06:51Well we told you you were gonna win backstage
06:52But we were like bitch you won
06:53You're like nah, you're playing
06:55I was like nah, they're gonna hate this
06:57Watching you perform
06:58That was definitely an improvement from your Drag Me As Well
07:02I mean, I think this, like, show gave us a forum to, like, express our drag.
07:09Because, I mean, coming from doing other competitions, doing other things, like, a lot of people don't really get into it.
07:17Like, you'll go and you'll serve it, and you'll be the best, prettiest, fucking, most done-up bitch,
07:21but you'll do a horror number, and you'll get, like, shit points, and nobody will fucking be into it.
07:25And a skinny-ass boy with no fucking pads, no titties, three hairs on his fucking head will come out and death drop it to Beyonce,
07:30and everyone's all, yes! And that bitch gets the money, and it's kind of like, she sucks major dick.
07:36Yeah, and I think it'll show the work that goes into it, that it's not just, like, oh, well, she's spooky,
07:40oh, she wore a black thing, oh, she had blood. Like, there's a level of, like, intelligence that goes into creating the number
07:46and, like, creating a look that isn't just, like, oh, well, I went down and bought a bra and panties,
07:51and this has got to be my gig tonight. Like, it's, like, work.
07:54I think what killed me was when I first started, like, going out, was showing up one of my first times,
07:58and this guy goes, get it, girl, love it. I love the Sharon Needles thing you have.
08:04And I was like, I mean, I get that she went out there and did her thing, that's really cool.
08:08I mean, she's evolved since then, everyone has.
08:11But I was kind of like, really? You think that we're all just doing, that's what you're going to call it?
08:14Like, we're all spooky like Sharon Needles? There's so many more, there's just so much more to it.
08:19Yeah, and I think it also shows that there's, like, you don't have to be spooky and kooky to be a monster.
08:23No.
08:24Because, like, I'm not scary. That clown is not scary, but I'm still a fucking terrorist.
08:28You got no teeth, you look scary as fuck.
08:33I'm excited for people to realize that, you know, there's a big misconception that the Dragula style of drag is specifically horror drag,
08:39but horror is really just an element of it.
08:41I think what it comes down to is really our drag is just a sort of counterculture sort of drag,
08:47and it's based really heavily on a lot of pop culture, a lot of references to, like, film and TV and, like, old LGBT figures that maybe, like, weren't brought up as often.
08:57So I think, like, I agree with me, but it does take a level of sort of knowledge of this sort of counterculture,
09:02like, alternative culture to do this style of drag.
09:05And I'm excited for people to realize that it comes from a place that's not just, like, going to the Halloween store and getting yourself, like, Halloween costume and doing a number.
09:13Like, it takes work, it takes experience.
09:14Leave me alone.
09:15I love Halloween costumes.
09:20So if anything, I think the competition has helped me most with confidence to present myself as a performer, as a professional,
09:28and to bring me up to the level of the girls that I'm competing with.
09:31That's what it helped me with the most.
09:34I don't think time defines your drag, you know, I think it's how you define yourself, you know.
09:39Like, you have been with me for about a year.
09:41A year to two years, yeah.
09:43You know, like, to me, your drag, it's polished, and your fucking outfits are fucking not, like, so fucking fierce, bitch.
09:55Like, every time I see your outfits, I'm like, this bitch, but, like, where does she get her idea from to put something like this together?
10:02I'm like, this bitch, so fucking me on the main future.
10:05That's okay, that's what you mean.
10:06Yeah.
10:06Yeah!
10:07No!
10:37Oh my God, you guys. Welcome to San Francisco. Thank you. It's so great to have you here
10:54in our town. We're very excited. Yeah, I can't really think of anywhere else that we should
10:58take these girls to sort of prove their strengths and weaknesses in here. Absolutely. Thank
11:03you for hosting us here at Oasis. We're very excited to have our ghouls performing on the
11:07mother stage tonight. It'll be great. Can't wait to see what they have. Well, we were wondering what
11:13are you guys looking for? Like what kind of substance does the idea of your super monster
11:18made up of? Is it their performance or their look? Is it attitude? I haven't done Tranny
11:23Shack for years. I mean, my main thing is what they do once they hit the stage. The look is
11:28great and all that stuff, but really the concept and the execution of the performer. It's the
11:34overall, do they grab you? Do they have star quality? You know, and when the numbers finished,
11:41you know, did I, did I want more? Right. I always feel like when I watch a drag performance
11:46and it ends, was I happy it was over? Yeah. Or did I want, want it to keep going? No, absolutely.
11:52Absolutely. Well, we also could think of no two more qualified individuals than you guys
11:58to help us judge our final four and narrow it down to our final three. I'm really excited to have you
12:04guys judge this competition because really, you know, you guys are kind of originators of
12:10alternative drag. You know, you guys started a major movement that inspired so many queens and
12:15performers. I think actually this whole trip is a little bit of a learning experience for them
12:19because their age range really spans and San Francisco is kind of one of those places
12:24where punk and drag sort of met and really flourish and just coming to the city for some of them
12:29the very first time. Learning what Train Shack was, how it affected the population here,
12:34and just drag in general. It's kind of been educational, so it's a little bit of that old and new
12:39kind of coming together. I'm excited that Hecklina is finally getting the credit she deserves for being
12:45the original drag monster. It's true. I'll take it. I'll take it. True. I'll take it. I'll take it.
12:54Well, it's been like 20 years of horror for you, hasn't it? 20 years. Every time she shows up, I'm like,
12:59whoa! You know, it's like, what now? What's she gonna do? You know, she's really such a scounder.
13:05It's always terrifying. Well, you know, I think it might be time. All right, let's do it, shall we?
13:10Let's do it. I'm excited. All right.
13:15Please welcome to the stage, the girls of Dragula.
13:38Blood. It does more than turn me on. It makes me come. And more than the sight of it,
13:50I love the taste of it. The taste of hot, freshly killed blood.
13:55Come a little bit closer. Step up on this box. Shine the light on you.
14:12My people think you're such a fox, fox, fox. Now take off your shirt. Come on and take off your shoes.
14:22I'm gonna smoke you out. Fill you with pills. I fill you with booze. I'm gonna take out my camera.
14:29I'm gonna take out my camera. Gonna get my perfect shot. You're all dolled up looking sexy. Turn on the air conditioning.
14:41Cause good lord, it's getting hot. Come on and model for me. Spin around.
14:48Yeah, yeah, that's so sexy. Runs around like a pretty pony. Yeah, model harder. Model faster.
14:58Come on, bitch, model for me. Walk around. Yeah, come on. So pretty. On your birthday when you're turning 53. You'll remember how hot you looked for me tonight. Yeah.
15:13Thank you. I love you. Thank you from the bottom of my black little heart. You came here for some excitement tonight. And that's just what you're going to get.
15:28Come on.
15:30Come on.
15:31Afraid of the truth, then leave. We'll show you the proof, but you still won't believe. And transfer the arms around our necks. You've all sold your souls and we're cashing the checks. That wave's crashing over the rocks. Everyone listens and one of us talks. Come on.
15:57Hairstyles and blood states and such. And frankly, we've already told you too much. We are really rich. I tell you, save this. We do whatever we want. Come on.
16:13Really rich. I tell you, save this. Everyone knows what we've got. Really rich. I tell you, save this. We do whatever we please.
16:26Are we please? Really rich. I tell you, save this. We'll bring you to your knees.
16:33We'll bring you to your knees.
16:34We'll bring you to your knees.
16:35We'll bring you to your knees.
16:36We'll bring you to your knees.
16:37Did you really think we were going to let you get away? I was getting stupid. You didn't run fast enough. You didn't take me seriously, did you? Why? Because I'm beautiful? You think I can't kill because I'm beautiful? Well, guess what? You're going to find out the hard way whether I can kill or not.
16:57Take a good look at me. Because I'm going to be on the front of every newspaper in this country tomorrow. You're looking at crime personified. And don't you forget it.
17:12This is my hair. I love my wigs. This is my hair. I love my wigs. This is my hair.
17:21This is my hair. This is my hair. I take my vitamins. I am naturally a platinum blonde.
17:50I just let my hair hair dry. Come on.
17:56Pay no attention to the lace on my forehead. This is my hair. This is my hair.
18:15I don't want to waste
18:17This is my hair
18:19I don't want to waste
18:21This is my hair
18:23I don't want to waste
18:25This is my hair
18:27I don't want to waste
18:29Kill everyone now
18:31Condone first-degree murder
18:33Advocate cannibalism
18:35Eat shit
18:37Filters my politics
18:39Filters my lies
18:45Prance around like a pretty pony
18:49Model harder
18:51Model faster
18:53Pitch models for me
18:55Fuck around your yachts
18:57So pretty
18:59On your birthday when you're turning
19:01Sixty-three
19:03You'll remember how hot
19:05Your lunchbox new time is
19:07Treeds
19:17Like a budget
19:19Glor Coat
19:21Fears her
19:27Prants around like a pretty pony
19:29Model harder
19:31Model faster
19:33Model faster
19:35Model blaster, come on, which model for me?
19:40On the road, yeah, you look so pretty
19:43On your birthday when you turn 73
19:47You'll remember how hot you're looking for me tonight, yeah
20:05Wow, Dracula, she's a killer, queen, Dracula
20:14She'll make you scream, drag, drag, drag, drag, Dragula
20:26Give it up for our Girls of Dracula, everybody
20:30Thank you, darling
20:35Good evening, ladies
20:45I hope you enjoyed performing here at Oasis with Peaches Christ and Heklina
20:50Your challenge tonight was to come up with a punk drag performance that would impress these ladies
20:57And that's what we're going to be judging you on tonight
21:00Let's start with Frankie
21:02Frankie, I thought that your number was captivating right from the start
21:06Because you hit the stage and you were giving me Monster
21:10In fact, I thought you were blending sort of a Yeti monster with your drag character
21:16And it worked really well
21:18I think that you had a slight advantage over the other girls
21:21Because you did lip sync to Alaska Thunderfuck's This Is My Hair song
21:27Which is a popular song, it's a well-known song
21:30So you kind of had the edge on the competition
21:33But you also owned it and you were aggressive and exciting and a great performer
21:38I love the guar influence of your outfit
21:41And I love the monstrous look that you gave
21:44Frankie, your look has come a long way
21:47All the suggestions we have given you, you're using
21:50Your performance is not there yet
21:52You're bringing this punk rock filthiness
21:54We weren't seeing that tonight
21:56You could have came out and showed your dick or your asshole to the crowd
21:59Or throw dildos to the crowd or something
22:01We didn't see you push it
22:03That is who you are
22:04That's your drag character
22:05But you're not pulling it out all the way
22:06And we warned you about that last week
22:08That was actually my
22:09One of my ideas was to come out in a jockstrap and just show my whole
22:12Doesn't matter because you didn't do it
22:13Yeah
22:14Give us that dirty Frankie Doom that's in there
22:16You did not bring that tonight
22:17I appreciate that you took inspiration from your segment of the song
22:22This Is My Hair and you kind of played with like monster and gender
22:27I noticed you don't have your breastplate tonight
22:29Which I think is a first for you
22:30I do have a pet peeve though
22:32And it is dropping to the ground
22:34Like rolling around on the ground and coming out of sight
22:37It's really only for the benefit of the few people that are in the front of the stage
22:41You disappear from sight from everybody else
22:43And it really is kind of a
22:45It's just a mistake
22:46Because more than half the house loses what you're doing up there
22:50Let's go on to Meatball
22:51I enjoyed your performance to an extent
22:55I was a little bit confused by the pointless person coming up on stage with you
23:03It seems like once he got up on stage with you
23:06It wasn't a purpose to him being there
23:08He seemed lost and it was kind of awkward to look at
23:12Well the song was about having someone model for you and do that
23:15So I thought I would try to have somebody
23:17But I ended up once he got there
23:19It was he was moving around a little bit
23:22And I was just like
23:23Did he know he was supposed to model?
23:25No
23:26He knew that he was supposed to come up there
23:28But I told him to stand still
23:30But he kind of
23:32I think he was moving too much
23:33And I was like
23:34I got to
23:35Yeah I would say
23:36I would say if you're going to have somebody come up on stage
23:37Have them know what they're doing
23:39Did you make that skirt?
23:40Yes
23:41I thought you did
23:42And that's a very unforgiving material
23:45So that's kind of brave of you to do that
23:47I like it
23:48I like the hands-on approach to your outfit
23:51I like the cunt about it
23:53And your hair is giving me a little bit of
23:55A divine kind of moment
23:57Which I also appreciate
23:59But I'm going to agree with Heckwina
24:01The performance just confused me
24:03You have a lot of confidence
24:05Which is the fuel to get any show
24:08Where you want it to be
24:10But it was just sort of a stunt
24:12For the sake of doing a stunt
24:14Meatball, I liked your look tonight
24:16This to me is sort of you taking your comedy look
24:19And mixing it with the filth and the horror of Dragula
24:24So I really liked your look
24:25Thank you
24:26Your performance
24:27You have such an amazing stage presence
24:29But you didn't bring it all the way tonight
24:31What I mean by that is you had a fish
24:33Amazing prop to have
24:34We couldn't see it
24:35The people in the crowd didn't see it
24:36If you're going to bring out a fish
24:38You need to bring out a fish
24:40And show the fucking crowd like I got a fucking fish
24:43I sadly didn't know that you had a fish
24:46Now part of that might be that I was distracted by your other performer
24:52Because there's always that risk when you bring another performer into a number that's yours
24:57Right?
24:58You don't want them to showboat and sort of steal the spotlight
25:02And all of a sudden become the star of the number
25:04But at the same time they have to be good enough that they're contributing to making you look like a star
25:10My eye is drawn to what's wrong
25:12You know?
25:13So I missed part of your performance
25:16And I think that unfortunately is a big downfall for you tonight
25:24That being said, love your drag name
25:27Love your look
25:28You look like a meatball
25:30You know?
25:31Like, you know, it's really cute
25:33Extra soft
25:34I think meatball is going to have, you know, a big future
25:37Tonight just wasn't your night
25:38Let's go on to Melissa
25:40Melissa, you did great tonight
25:42I liked your look
25:43I liked your performance
25:45You owned the stage
25:46I loved the props
25:47Those totems
25:48Each of those items that you brought out to kind of represent each of your competitors
25:52And how I read them
25:53And you're kind of like slamming them on the ground
25:55Kind of a little slap in the face
25:57Kind of a little cunt move
25:58And I think a fun way to star a Melissa Be Fierce show
26:03So I do applaud you for that
26:04Thank you
26:05You're welcome
26:06Well, Melissa
26:07The only thing that I don't think
26:08That I think is not punk
26:10And if I might say it's really been overdone
26:12Is the death dropping
26:14I've seen a million death drops, you know, at this point
26:17And I think it's an easy way to get a reaction from the audience
26:22And I'm not going to say it's a cheat ploy
26:24Because if it's done well, it looks great
26:26And it did look great
26:27For me, it's like
26:29It's been so done
26:31Death drops are my thing
26:33It's one thing I always do when I perform
26:36And I'm not going to stop doing them
26:39At this point, you are such a strong performer
26:43Your makeup's great
26:44You have stage charisma
26:46You can death drop
26:48But you don't need to
26:50And I think it's getting to the point where it's like the drag MC who comes out and says
26:55How's everybody doing?
26:58It's like it's almost desperate
27:00Does that make sense?
27:01It's like I know I can force a reaction out of the crowd by doing this thing
27:06So my challenge to you would be to pull back
27:09It's something that I'm known back at home for
27:11I mean not like I know I've worked with a lot of queens who do it
27:16But not everyone does it
27:18Right, Ray?
27:19So I kind of mean me coming here was like
27:22Bitch, you better fucking step your pussy up and shut the fucking stage down
27:25Right, right, right
27:26So my way of me doing that is me like showing them what Melissa B. Fierce is about
27:30Back home in LA
27:31So I was like
27:32I gotta leave my stamp here in San Francisco
27:34And let them know who Melissa B. Fierce is
27:36And shablaming is what I do
27:37And I mean I gave it my all, you know
27:41If that's what you do at home
27:43See I've never seen you perform before
27:44Right
27:45So that's great
27:46I mean I thought your performance as well
27:47It's just something I've seen so much
27:48Right
27:49You know what I mean
27:50That's all
27:51Let's face it
27:52If Heclina attempted a death drop
27:54It would literally be
27:56A death drop
27:57Exactly
27:58We'd be calling 911
28:01And she would have died, you know
28:04There'd be celebrations in the streets
28:07Moving on
28:08Let's move on to Vander
28:10What did you ladies think of Vander's performance tonight?
28:13So amazing
28:14I thought
28:15The minute you stepped out on stage
28:17You captivated me
28:19With your look
28:21With your stage presence
28:23Your makeup is amazing
28:25I think it really is giving me
28:27Punk
28:28It's kind of like Nick Rhodes
28:31From Duran Duran
28:32But really exaggerated
28:33Do you know what I mean?
28:34Or kind of like
28:35Real
28:36She's like
28:37I don't even know who you're talking about
28:38Okay
28:39Well google it
28:40Google it
28:41Google it
28:42Or it's actually like
28:43It's more goth
28:44Like virgin prunes
28:45If you really want to get goth
28:46But
28:47Even before you lift it up
28:49Wait what
28:50She's like
28:51Google it
28:52I love the makeup
28:53It's kind of Nosferatu drag
28:55Also
28:56Google that too
28:57I did that
28:58Okay
28:59Google it
29:00And
29:01You captivated me
29:03Before you did the reveal
29:05And so that's
29:06That I know
29:07Is you're doing a good job
29:08So to me
29:09It's very strong
29:10You're somebody that I would book
29:12Just seeing the one performance
29:14You know
29:15The look
29:16The aesthetic
29:18And
29:19The
29:20The present
29:21For me
29:22You
29:23You
29:24You really reminded me
29:25Of early Tranny Shack
29:26Which
29:27For me is like
29:28The height of compliments
29:29You know
29:30When
29:31We were performing
29:32You're always looking for that person
29:34Who's going to come out
29:35And do something new
29:36And
29:37Something you hadn't seen before
29:39And immediately your style
29:41The whole
29:42Look
29:43The
29:44The fashion of it
29:45And the horror of it
29:47And the strangeness
29:48And the eccentricity
29:49And all the references
29:50That she's bringing
29:51It looks filmic
29:52It looks gothic
29:53It's couture
29:54The
29:55The giant pentagram
29:57The strange asymmetrical hair
30:00The weird boots
30:01That aren't boots
30:02You know
30:03It's all art
30:04For us to look at
30:05Then you perform
30:06You know your lip sync
30:08And you were performing
30:09To both a male vocal
30:10And a female vocal
30:11And you owned it
30:12Not easy to do
30:13Not easy to do
30:15And
30:16And it was funny
30:17You know
30:18You're doing really rich
30:19Italian Satanists
30:20And you pull out a slice of pizza
30:21And eat it
30:22This is all in addition
30:23To your giant costume piece
30:26And I would just say that
30:27Like
30:28Bravo
30:29Because you can tell
30:30That you put
30:31So much work
30:32And thought and effort
30:33Into it
30:34And it paid off
30:35You know
30:36And you're a pro
30:37You know
30:38You're
30:39Definitely
30:40You have a long
30:41Drag career
30:42If you want that
30:43It's obvious
30:44You have star quality
30:45Mmhmm
30:46Vander
30:48You continued to impress me tonight
30:50You did
30:51Your look was amazing
30:53Your performance
30:55Had an issue
30:56Because your
30:57Back piece malfunctioned
30:59Which is
31:00A big pet peeve of ours
31:02As you know
31:03So to have it flop
31:04In this venue
31:05Disappointed us
31:07But
31:08The overall concept
31:09And your stage presence
31:10And your stage presence
31:11And your love
31:12Was great
31:13You took a lot of risks
31:15Which is what I love
31:16And they were bold ones
31:17Like the pentagram
31:18Not just
31:19The trick
31:20Kind of like
31:21Punk rock peacock reveal
31:22Which I love
31:23And it kind of told the story
31:24Of all the challenges
31:25I think they came before
31:26Which I noticed
31:27And I really soak up
31:28All those details
31:29And I love them
31:30It's actually my only criticism
31:31Of you
31:32Is I think you try to fire off
31:33On maybe there's
31:34An overload of ideas
31:36If it's gonna be pizza
31:38You were fumbling
31:39With something else
31:40To come out
31:41And I'm not sure
31:42What it was
31:43I'm not sure
31:44If it actually made it out
31:45Part of your costume there
31:46In the beginning
31:47Of the performance
31:48Okay
31:49You know
31:50And that's a quality problem
31:51If you have so many ideas
31:52To edit them down
31:53That's kind of
31:54Where you want to be
31:55You don't want to be
31:56Without ideas
31:57But that's a
31:58Kind of a desperate place
31:59I totally get
32:00What they're coming from
32:01Maybe I did do
32:02A little bit too much
32:03And doing too much
32:04Harder to come back
32:05Every week
32:06And impress them even more
32:07My favorite thing
32:08About your performances
32:10In general
32:11Which goes back
32:12To our time in the desert
32:13I think I said
32:14I've never seen someone
32:15Kind of move
32:16In such a serpentine
32:17Weird, naughty, twisted way
32:19That you do
32:20And that is extremely
32:21Captivating
32:22Right from the start
32:23You start moving that way
32:25And I'm pulled right to you
32:26I want to see
32:27What you're gonna do next
32:28So, well done
32:31So listen
32:32Half of your challenge
32:35Is now complete
32:36In San Francisco
32:37But as you know
32:39Each of you will have to face
32:41The extermination challenge
32:43To help us decide
32:45Which one of you
32:46Will be eliminated
32:47And which of the three of you
32:49Are going to be moving forward
32:50In this competition
32:51When one of you is crowned
32:53The world's first drag super monster
32:56You'll be doing countless photo shoots
32:58Music videos
33:00Film shoots
33:01You may even end up
33:03In one of Peaches Christ's stage productions
33:06You'll soon come to realize
33:08That while glamorous
33:09Shooting can be a giant bitch
33:11It will be uncomfortable
33:13Torturous
33:14Dangerous
33:15And sometimes hellish
33:16So
33:17We want to make sure
33:18You can handle
33:19Such demanding situations
33:20We're going to be taking you out
33:22On location
33:23For a photo shoot
33:24Out in the waters
33:25Of the San Francisco Bay
33:28And right now
33:30The water temperature
33:32I think is sitting
33:33At a cool 45 degrees
33:35Your challenge is simple
33:39You'll take the next two days
33:41To create your most imaginative
33:43Sea monster look
33:44You'll be photographed emerging
33:46From the icy waters
33:48Of the San Francisco Bay
33:50Modeling your looks
33:51Finally
33:52We will consider
33:53Your performances
33:54Tonight
33:55Along with your photo shoot
33:57To decide
33:58Which one of you
33:59Will be moving forward
34:00Thank you ladies
34:01Our work is done here
34:02We'll see you all again
34:04Very, very soon
34:06Thank you
34:08Thank you
34:09Thank you
34:10Thank you
34:12Thank you
34:40Thank you
35:10Thank you
35:40Thank you
35:41Thank you
35:42Thank you
35:43Thank you
35:44Thank you
35:45Welcome to Lands and Lovers
35:46Now we did warn you
35:47Your life is going to be filled with photo shoots
35:49And video shoots
35:50Some of which can be grueling
35:52And we're here to prove it to you
35:54We hope you're ready
35:55It's time
35:56To begin
36:10To begin
36:12Death
36:26Tomorrow
36:28Reading
36:29To begin
36:31Through
36:32Into
38:08Ladies, I'm sure you are freezing, so we're not going to keep you out here too much longer.
38:17But we have to take a minute to tell you how proud we are of you tonight.
38:22You have come full circle as super monsters, and every one of you brought amazing looks and energy to the competition tonight.
38:31This is what we have been looking for the whole time.
38:35You should be proud of yourselves.
38:37We love everything you guys have brought to the table tonight.
38:40You've come to San Francisco.
38:42You served it up for legendary Queens, Peaches Christ and Heklina.
38:45You gave the city something to remember.
38:47We've brought you to the shore, and you served up the second part of your challenge and brought us your fiercest and most imaginative sea monster couture.
38:55Well done.
38:59You should take this opportunity to say your goodbyes now because for one of you, the road ends here.
39:04Because from this point forward, we're looking for our top three monsters.
39:08That's right.
39:10This will be the last time the four of you are together.
39:12So say your goodbyes because one of you will not be joining us in the morning.
39:22It's been an honor to have to work with each of one of you guys.
39:26You guys are very talented.
39:28You know, we are here for a reason.
39:29It's top four.
39:30We fucking fought our way up to the top.
39:33We fucking served every fucking week.
39:35Some of us, we're not at the bottom.
39:40We're staying over here.
39:41Stupid bitch.
39:42I am freezing.
39:44It is cold.
39:46Let's wrap it up and let's go home.
39:48Oh, God.
39:49It was so fucking great to get to do this with y'all.
39:53Like, honestly, going into the competition, I was afraid.
39:56Mostly because I thought...
39:58Well, you all know how drag competitions are.
40:00I thought it was going to be like vicious clawing at each other.
40:02But honestly, it was so much fucking fun.
40:04And there was not that much drama.
40:07Nobody here involved.
40:09But honestly, I had a fucking great time with all of y'all.
40:11I had so much fun.
40:12I'm just glad we got to do this together.
40:14Getting to know these girls through this experience has truly been amazing.
40:19And to share this crazy fucking ride is really one of the best things that's ever happened to me.
40:25And it's one of the best experiences I've ever lived through.
40:27Uh, it's been an honor making it to the top four with you guys.
40:31I think you guys are some of the most talented queens I've ever worked with.
40:33And I'm so happy if you guys move forward and I go home.
40:36I've gotten to know each one of you so well.
40:39And I'm like, I'm just, I'm happy to be here, you guys.
40:43Being in the top four against these girls is amazing.
40:46I'm just upset that Frankie finally decided to come in and actually slay a challenge at this late in the game.
40:53It's been a fucking blast.
40:54I love being here.
40:55I love doing crazy shit like this.
40:57And I'm glad that out of the ones that were here, I mean, everyone was amazing.
40:59I loved everyone.
41:00But us, top four, we had a fucking blast.
41:02We're sisters.
41:03We love each other.
41:04There was no bullshit, no anger.
41:06I had a great fucking ride.
41:07If I go home tonight, it's going to suck.
41:09But whoever wins it, just win it.
41:11Yeah, win it hard.
41:12We love you guys.
41:13Roque for set, roque for set, roque for set.
41:16Let's go one, two, three, Dracula, yeah?
41:17Yeah.
41:18Yeah?
41:18One, two, three, Dracula!
41:37Jesus fucking Christ.
41:53Is this going to be a barbecue?
41:55Oh my God, chickens!
41:58Oh my God, chickens, you're my favorite.
42:00Oh, I'm going to fry you guys up so nice.
42:03Oh, I'm going to use some biscuits and some grapes.
42:06Oh, no, please, don't, please, I promise, it's just because I'm fat.
42:14Oh, no, why?
42:36Next time on Dracula.
43:00What?
43:14Oh, no, I'm not going to do this.
43:23Oh, no, I'm going to do this.
43:27Oh, no, I'm not going to do this.
43:28FRIENGIE
43:49This is more difficult than we thought.
43:54Let's get dressed.
43:58Let's get dressed.