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00:00Previously on Dragula
00:08Yes, queen!
00:16I did what I did and I'm here.
00:20You punched Melissa?
00:22Did I really punch her?
00:24Your challenge today is simple. Zombies.
00:28So you two did the best this week.
00:32Foxy and Loris, can you please step forward?
00:34You two will be in the extermination challenge tonight.
00:37I'd like to ask Vander to step forward as well.
00:40What we'd like to do tonight is to ask you to voluntarily partake in the extermination challenge.
00:47I'll do it.
00:49My choice! I have not consumed any edible product for over two years.
00:55Now you are all free to return to your crypts for the night.
00:59But as you know, one of you will not be waking up tomorrow.
01:03Ah, shit, you little fucker!
01:05I've not been Bana!
01:06I've got nothing to do!
01:07I've lost meat!
01:08I've lost meat!
01:09I've missed my phone and I'm still here today!
01:11What?
01:12My body!
01:14I have to find my body too!
01:16I've got nothing to do.
01:17I've got nothing to do with my health!
01:18I've been writing it on my own.
01:19What?
01:20I'm a viele.
01:22I've got nothing to do!
01:23I haven't had nothing to do with my father too.
01:24And I'm a master of my master.
01:26And this isn't my life!
01:27I've got nothing to do with my son.
01:28You water them, and you feed them, and you grow them.
01:38And what do they do for you?
01:41Nothing!
01:43How do you decide which one lives and which one dies?
01:49It's too much!
01:50They stab you in the back!
01:53They fight with each other and cause problems!
01:58Oh, and that one skinny little bitch!
02:05Those ungrateful little bitches!
02:12Israel!
02:14I want you to gather these sticks.
02:16Gather them up.
02:18Grab the wheelbarrow and the rake!
02:21Swan Thula, bring me the axe!
02:28Drag.
02:29Films.
02:30Horror.
02:31Glamour.
02:32Dragula.
02:33She's a killer.
02:35Queen.
02:36Dragula.
02:37She'll make you scream.
02:39Drag, drag, drag.
02:41Dragula.
02:42Drag.
02:43Drag.
02:44Drag.
02:45Drag.
02:46Drag.
02:47Dragula.
02:48She's a killer.
02:49Queen.
02:50Dragula.
02:51She'll make you scream.
02:55Drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, Dragula.
02:59Dragula.
03:00It is really tough.
03:29Vander's coming in for sure.
03:31She ate the brains.
03:33I don't know. Vander kind of faded in between the middle of them.
03:36Yeah, Foxy went to fucking town. Foxy ate her brains and Vander's brains.
03:40Uh-huh.
03:41But Loris gave her speech.
03:43Loris did give a speech to end all fucking speeches.
03:47My choice. I have not consumed any animal products for over two years.
03:52But goddammit, I am not fucking going home today.
03:56Not today.
04:02That is my new phrase.
04:05Not tonight!
04:07I do a really good one.
04:09You guys might hear it.
04:11I'm Loris.
04:13I haven't eaten meat in two years.
04:17But I'm not going home tonight!
04:21Not tonight!
04:23Oh, wait.
04:24Oh, it's the struggle.
04:25Struggle, struggle, struggle.
04:27Not tonight!
04:29What the hell?
04:31And then she took one bite and was just like...
04:33It had a really weird consistency though.
04:39It was like chalky eggs.
04:41Really?
04:42Yeah.
04:43I was curious.
04:44I wanted to be a down ass bitch and try it.
04:45Bitch, I thought you were all about it though.
04:47Fuck no.
04:48I was watching Foxy and then all of a sudden I just see that white leg come wrap around the side of the table.
04:55She sits and begins her speech.
04:57Ugh, I almost broke this table.
04:58And she begins her speech.
05:00Ugh, it was genius.
05:01I love every fucking minute of it.
05:02Well...
05:03Was it really good?
05:04Well, it took up all the eating time.
05:06It did!
05:07She worked her way out of eating by giving a long-winded speech about how she's vegan.
05:12And then took a bite and vomit.
05:14So I think she won.
05:15I saw her lick it once.
05:17She got a good lick in there too.
05:19Oh, she was lick it?
05:23How?
05:24She goes...
05:26Like it was a fuck.
05:27It was all of that.
05:28Oh, really?
05:29Poor thing.
05:30Oh my god, that poor girl.
05:31She didn't deserve that.
05:34Not tonight.
05:35Not tonight?
05:36I mean, I may be going pretty hard on Loris right now, but there was no excuse to not eat the brain.
05:41So if she comes back this week, I'll ruin her.
05:47Poor Loris.
05:48I just feel like it was Loris.
05:50I think it was Loris.
05:51I think it was Loris too.
05:52I think that was...
05:53Ever judging?
05:54Ever judging by eating?
05:55Yeah.
05:56Cause she ate the leaves.
05:57Well, and by concept.
05:58She wasn't a zombie.
05:59She was a rabbit.
06:00And like, I get that she had like a backstory to it, but like...
06:03But I mean, Foxy ate the goddamn brain.
06:05She ate everybody's brains.
06:06Yeah, Foxy had like an eye hanging out.
06:07She ate all the brains.
06:08She ate all the brains.
06:09She ate everyone's brains.
06:10Brains too.
06:11Yes.
06:12I really hope I see Foxy.
06:14I hope it's Foxy that sticks.
06:16And as far as today, I'm not going to be at the bottom.
06:18Not tonight.
06:19Not tonight.
06:20Not tonight.
06:21What about her having an anxiety attack?
06:25No, it was an allergic reaction.
06:27It was an allergic reaction to the blood.
06:29Oh.
06:30You...
06:31Sherry, we're recording.
06:32What happened to Loris?
06:34Should I be filming this?
06:38No.
06:39She's like, she's like, she's like, I think a reaction to something.
06:46Loris started like choking on her, on her water.
06:49And she was like, oh my God, you guys, I'm having like, my throat is swollen up.
06:54I can't swallow.
06:56And she just started like, kind of like puking.
06:58And we were like, okay, like, like, like, sit down and drink some water.
07:02And she was like, I can't drink water.
07:04And then, um, we were all just kind of concerned for her.
07:09We sat her down.
07:10And then like, in my eyes, I felt like she, if she was really having an attack like that,
07:16I would have taken all my shit off and worry about my health first.
07:19And then worry about the competition because I had come first.
07:23I think there could have been like a tickle or some sort of reaction, but I think she overplayed it.
07:27If anything, I think what she did was like, way overactive.
07:31I mean, everybody wants their minute on TV, right?
07:34They weren't recording though.
07:36Yeah, she wasn't even on camera.
07:37That's right.
07:38I think she just wanted like, some weird video or something.
07:40I don't hear that you don't keep my earrings on.
07:42Melissa has something.
07:43Hi.
07:44Hi.
07:46I feel good.
07:48I feel confident.
07:49How do you feel about that challenge?
07:52Honestly, I thought that was cool.
07:53I wanted to do it.
07:54One of the first things I said in the first interviews was, I never want to be in the bottom.
07:58But if I am, I only want to be there because I wanted to do something nasty and crazy and show it off.
08:02How do you feel about the performance of the girls that you went up against?
08:06Honestly, I could only hear what was going on because my face was so fucking deep and brain shit.
08:13And you know, look, I could only hear what was going on.
08:16Did you see Foxy like smash her face into your brain?
08:19Did she?
08:20No, I didn't.
08:21I like went from her.
08:22She jumped into your pile.
08:23Over to yours.
08:24I heard Laura's in the speech.
08:25You heard her beautiful speech?
08:26Boo!
08:27I can't help that I'm fierce.
08:28Haters gonna hate.
08:29Bye.
08:30How are you?
08:31Dang.
08:32Well congratulations on surviving.
08:33I'm good girl.
08:34I am.
08:35Welcome back.
08:36Mwah.
08:37Mwah.
08:38Mwah.
08:39Good to be alive.
08:40How are the brains out?
08:41How are the brains out?
08:42Oh man.
08:43Slimy.
08:44Squishy.
08:45Oh yes God.
08:46All kinds of unappealing descriptive words.
08:51Do you feel like this?
08:52I'm sorry.
08:53I'm sorry.
08:54I'm sorry.
08:55I'm sorry.
08:56I'm sorry.
08:57I'm sorry.
08:58I'm sorry.
08:59I'm sorry.
09:00I'm sorry.
09:01I'm sorry.
09:02I'm sorry.
09:03I'm sorry.
09:04I'm sorry.
09:05Do you feel like bad?
09:06You can come over here.
09:07We have more space.
09:08A little bit of space.
09:09Yeah.
09:10Do you feel bad about eating an animal?
09:13Well you know the way I see it is like I haven't done it in so long that like doing it once
09:19is really not that big of a deal.
09:22And um, do you want to recite your speech again for me?
09:25Stop.
09:26Yes please do it for us.
09:28Please do the speech again.
09:30Oh my God.
09:31Should I pay?
09:32But do the whole neck thing too.
09:33All right.
09:34Yeah.
09:35Throw your leg up over here.
09:36I want to put my leg up on this thing.
09:37God bless.
09:38That was my favorite part by the way.
09:39This is what I live for.
09:41I have not consumed by choice any animal product for two years.
09:46But God damn it.
09:47I am not going home today.
09:49Death drop.
09:50Not tonight.
09:51Not tonight.
09:52Death drop.
09:53Death drop.
10:00He scared the shit out of me.
10:02Oh my God.
10:03What the fuck?
10:04He's got a note.
10:05Oh that's for us.
10:06Oh.
10:07Hey non-English speaker why don't you go try to read it?
10:10Bingo.
10:11Hello zombies.
10:12Congratulations on moving forward and getting that much closer to snatching the ground.
10:25Oh my God.
10:26I can't.
10:27Somebody in English.
10:29Give me that.
10:31She's trying you guys.
10:32She was like.
10:33Oh my God.
10:34Hello zombies.
10:35Congratulations on moving forward and getting that much closer to snatching the crown of
10:46Dragula.
10:47Enjoy these brain tumor shots and meet us after to discuss your next challenge.
10:51Oh my God.
10:52All right.
10:53All right.
10:54Everyone out of my way.
10:55Let's drink.
10:56Where's my brain tumor?
10:57Here you go.
10:58Stay cool again.
11:00There's a day close to the guy.
11:01The robot test.
11:02All right.
11:03Cheers.
11:04Cheers.
11:05Cheers.
11:06Not tonight.
11:07Not tonight.
11:08Well ladies.
11:13We hope you've recovered from our time in Death Valley.
11:18It's time we discuss your next challenge and take one more step towards crowning our super
11:26monster.
11:27We're calling this challenge pretty in pink, AKA the basic bitch.
11:34We've seen your gorgeous monstrous manifestations, but can you be pretty?
11:39Can you be fishy?
11:40Can you be basic and beautiful?
11:44For tonight's floor show, we want you to show us your soft and feminine side.
11:50And let's be honest, ladies.
11:52For some of you, it may take half the night.
11:55So that's it for now, but we'll see you all in the parlor a little bit later.
12:00Oh, shut up.
12:01Tonight, we've thrown a curve ball at our ghouls in the form of a challenge we are calling
12:21pretty in pink, AKA the basic bitch challenge.
12:26That's right.
12:27We know that our girls can be monstrous and horrible, but can they be pretty pink and basic
12:32if the need arises?
12:34Well, we're about to find out.
12:35And tonight, we're joined by our very special guest judge, internet maven, Vival Girl.
12:41Hello, darling.
12:43Let's let the floor show begin.
13:13Bye.
13:14Bye.
13:15Bye.
13:43Bye.
14:13Hi.
14:14Hi.
14:15Hello.
14:16Oh my God.
14:17Daddy, no.
14:18I didn't offer Coach Henderson a blow job to get out of P.E.
14:35I gave him one.
14:36I didn't offer Coach Henderson a blowjob to get out of P.E.
14:41I gave him one.
15:06All right, you blonde bitches have done pretty well so far, but you're only halfway through
15:28your basic trip to the mall.
15:31Because from this point forward, for the first time in this competition, all of you will
15:36be participating in the extermination challenge.
15:39None of you will be exempt.
15:42And those fierce looks have gotten you places, but our super monster needs to own the stage.
15:48That's why it's integral.
15:49Whoever moves forward needs to be able to perform and perform well.
15:54So as part of your extermination challenge, you'll each be lip syncing to our sister-in-crime
16:00Alaska Thunderfuck's hit track nails.
16:03It's your chance to slay the stage and prove you have what it takes to be a star.
16:10Of course, there's a twist.
16:13It's easy for you to perform when the crowd loves you and is cheering for you.
16:17But as a super monster, the crowd is not always going to be on your side.
16:21Tonight, you not only have to give us a fantastic stage show, but you have to do it while your
16:27sisters are giving you hate.
16:30The other girls will be heckling you, booing you, throwing food at you, and trying to trip
16:35you up while you perform.
16:36And it's your job to rise above your audience and still deliver a good show.
16:41That brings us to your guest judge for tonight, ladies, Bible Girl.
16:45She is uniquely qualified to judge this challenge because she's a master of taking people's hate
16:50and turning it around into her own success.
16:53The more people hate her online, the bigger her empire grows.
16:57Tonight, we are challenging you to do the same.
17:00Let's let the extermination challenge begin.
17:30Girl, don't try it.
17:32You break it, then you buy it.
17:34So don't deny it.
17:36Just press and reapply it.
17:38Hard acrylic gets harder when you fill it.
17:41So $20 bill it and scratch it till you kill it.
17:45If you're not wearing nails, you're not doing drag.
17:49Long nails, short nails, rife nails, black nails, right nails, wrong nails.
17:54As long as there's a gay nail.
17:56Straight nails, gay nails, love nails, hate nails.
17:59Your nails, my nails, as long as there's a nail.
18:03Nails, nails, nails, nails.
18:06Nails, nails, nails.
18:08Nails, nails, nails.
18:10Put on some fucking nails.
18:11Nails, nails, nails.
18:13Nails, nails, nails.
18:15Nails, nails, nails.
18:17Put on some fucking shells.
18:19And file like your Selena Kyle.
18:22Reflect your style.
18:24Just keep it versatile.
18:26Spit and polish.
18:28Conquer and demolish.
18:29Amazing and astonish.
18:31Now drink like alcoholics.
18:33If you're not wearing nails, you're not doing drag.
18:37Long nails, short nails, white nails.
18:39Black nails, rife nails, wrong nails.
18:42As long as there's a gay nail.
18:44Straight nails, gay nails.
18:46Love nails, hate nails.
18:48Nails, your nails, my nails.
18:50As long as there's a
18:55nail.
18:56Nails, nails nails nails.
18:58Nails, nails nails.
18:59Put on some fucking nails.
19:00Nails, nails nails.
19:02Nails, nails, nails.
19:04Nails, nails nails.
19:05Put on some fucking nails.
19:07Ooh, where the fuck are your nails?
19:16Ooh, where the fuck are your nails?
19:21Active oval French tip, here's a Sally beauty tip
19:25Shave your arms, put on nails, do not pass go, go straight to jail
19:28Super glue some bitch claws, or look like fucking Santa Claus
19:32Scratch and sniff, take a whip, or put some fucking gloves on
19:36Cat scratch fever, look like Sigourney Weaver
19:39Are you Joan Cleaver, or a Labrador Retriever?
19:43Miss Visage got it right, keep your nails right and tight
19:47Just the tip, pussy, lip, all eyes on you, you took the nine
19:52Long nails, short nails, white nails, black nails
19:56Right nails, wrong nails, as long as there's a
19:59Nail, straight nails, gay nails, love nails, hate nails
20:03Your nails, my nails, as long as there's a
20:06Nail, nails, nails, nails, nails, nails
20:15Put on some fucking nails
20:17Nails, nails, nails, nails, nails
20:21Put on some fucking nails!
20:43All right ghouls you all did fantastic on the runway today, so applause for you
20:51Now as you know, we bring you guys out after each challenge to review what you've done your performance and your look
21:01Remember we're trying to shape one of you into our next drag super monster
21:07We're getting to a point in the competition where decisions are getting tough for us
21:12So tonight we're gonna ask for your help
21:16By asking you to tell us who you think should not move forward from this point on
21:21I'm going to start
21:27With Xochie and ask you who you think should go home at this point in the competition and why
21:40Um, okay, so based on the competition like week after week
21:43I have seen these girls and I've grown with them and it's so hard to just say one name, but
21:50after each one, um
21:55I feel like the one who's landed in the bottom and who
21:59Who the most
22:07That should not move forward for
22:11Better yet said is
22:14Not progressing as much as the others would actually be loris
22:18All right
22:22Loris, will you step forward and respond?
22:26Um, yeah, absolutely
22:28I have received mixed criticisms from the judges in the past
22:33and um
22:34I've been doing my best my personal best to really like step outside of my comfort zone
22:40And give you guys uh something new and fresh like a contrast from what you've seen from me in the past
22:47Which is sort of what I feel was asked of me
22:49And um, yeah, that's all I really can do so
22:53I feel like I'm doing my best and if if people feel like that's not good enough
22:58I mean, this is a really tough competition so
23:03I mean, it's that's their opinion, but
23:05I I thought I kicked us tonight
23:08All right, Frankie will you step forward and tell us who you think should not continue in the competition and why?
23:14That's a really tough question. I mean, I've been at the bottom also, uh, I feel like
23:20Everyone here has gotten that wake-up call
23:23Uh, it's really tough
23:25Everyone here brings something special. Everyone's a really amazing performer amazing queen, but if I had to pick one
23:35Based on the logic of who's been at the bottom the most, I'd say I'd have to say Loris, but
23:41I guess more so because I feel like you're gorgeous
23:45And that like goes without saying
23:47But I would love to see more like I'd love to see more monstrosity
23:53More death
23:55Loris, can you step forward and tell us who you think should go home and why?
23:58Um, well, I had sort of a Miss America answer prepared, but after what you just said, um
24:07And after what's been said about me
24:08I feel the person who's grown least based on the criticism that you guys have given is Frankie
24:14Um, you guys have asked her to turn out more polished looks and I think that's something that she's struggled with
24:21But if I were to have to pick out one person who I feel is not on the same level as the rest of us, perhaps
24:28That would be Frankie
24:30All right, thank you
24:32Melissa, be fierce if you could step forward and let us know your feelings about it
24:36Well, I'm not gonna beat her on the bush
24:38Or say she's gorgeous, so-and-so, whatever, whatever
24:41I think Loris should go home. She's playing it safe. She's not delivering what she was supposed to do
24:46Um, I've been constantly told that I need to do this, do that, that, and I've been trying my best and I don't see it from her
24:53So girl, it's time for you to go home already. Like
24:55Get the fuck out
24:58I'm serious. No, I'm serious. You have to take it as a joke, whatever, but it's time
25:01That's your opinion
25:02It is time for you to go home. You're just playing it too safe, and I feel like each and every one of us
25:07have tried to
25:08Stay in this competition, and I feel like you're not doing it like tonight. You didn't bring like
25:14You just played it safe. You're just wearing a little cocktail with a cape, and that's all you did
25:18So I think you should just go home
25:20All right, thank you
25:24Vander
25:27Uh, I have to agree with the other girls and say Loris. She's the one I've seen grow the most out of the competition
25:34But the point at which we are at, things are getting much more extreme and difficult and punchy and crazy
25:41Um
25:41And I think like I think there's just like
25:46There's a disconnect there where I feel like the rest of us might be just slightly further or significantly further
25:52All right, thank you
25:54Last but not least, Meatball
25:56Uh
25:58I know I pick on you a lot, Loris
26:00And this isn't me trying to be a bitch, but I do agree with the rest of the girls
26:04It's we've all stepped forward
26:06I know that I'm not that great, but I'm trying my hardest
26:10And I feel like everyone can see me try really hard
26:12And I feel like I look at you and I'm like you're so beautiful
26:16But why aren't you trying, Loris?
26:18That's it
26:20Okay
26:22All right, thank you
26:24Loris, a lot of the girls
26:26Voted for you to not move forward
26:30Is there anything
26:32You want to say to us or them that you think we should consider?
26:36Yeah, I mean absolutely
26:38I think, um, there's a reason why I was picked
26:42I think I'm definitely a threat to a lot of the girls in the cast
26:46Vanya, are you threatened by Loris?
26:48I think she's a beautiful person and creature and phenomenal makeup artist, but as a monster I don't feel like I'm threatened
27:04You all see things in each other that we don't see from being backstage or performing with each other and so your input is actually valuable
27:14Without further ado, we're gonna go on to the judging portion of the runway
27:19All right
27:21All right, so this challenge had two parts that will judge you on both your looks and your performances
27:25We're gonna bring meatball up forward first, please step forward
27:29Thank you, lover
27:31Um, I love this Heather's moment that you gave us as soon as you came out
27:37Um, you served it up confidently
27:39And you made some steps forward in the areas that we asked you to concentrate on
27:43Because I was worried, um, not about your comedy because you always deliver that
27:47I wasn't worried about your performance because you always delivered that
27:50I was concerned if the bitch could beat her face in a soft way
27:54And I think you definitely did that tonight
27:56So that's something I absolutely appreciate
28:00Meatball, I don't have any criticism for you this week
28:03Shut your mouth
28:04I only have compliments and this is why
28:06We asked you to put together a different character
28:10We felt like we were seeing the same character from you week after week
28:13And tonight you did bring a different character
28:15So we appreciate that
28:16Also, the thing that won me over
28:18The attention to detail which was a critique we also had of you
28:22So you looked finished tonight
28:23You had a solid character
28:25And your performance was great
28:27You owned the stage, you're very energetic, you're commanding
28:30Everybody, everyone's eyes are on you when you're performing
28:33Um, I'm with her
28:35You are so, just like your presence is so strong
28:40The second you came out onto the runway
28:42The look was so well thought out
28:44It clearly read that you were confident in what you're doing
28:47And what you're wearing
28:48And you believe in what you brought today
28:50And you matched exactly what the challenge asked for
28:53And again, attention to detail
28:55The mallet, such a fucking gag for me
28:58So cool
29:00Alright, thank you
29:02Thank you
29:05Next, Melissa, will you step forward?
29:09Melissa, as soon as you turned the corner
29:11I saw the most popular girl at Dragula High
29:15I mean, it was just done to ten
29:18You even brought your little dead dog
29:20It was so fucking adorable and well thought out
29:23Does she have a name?
29:24Yes
29:25It's called BB
29:26It stands for Bones Be Fierce
29:29How did I know you'd have it figured out?
29:31Um
29:33Just, you know, your tights were glittered
29:35The hair was done
29:36The bitch brought her own fucking nail dryer
29:39For the beginning of the performance
29:40I was like, bitch!
29:41I could barely handle it
29:43Um, you know how to dance
29:44You delivered some of that
29:45That second or third death drop in there
29:47I mean, for me, it's tens across the board
29:50Uh, Melissa, I agree
29:52I think your look when you came around the corner
29:55It wowed us
29:56Your performance was amazing
29:58You are the queen of the death drop
30:00You know that you do that very well
30:02I'm so happy that you finally brought that to the stage
30:04And showed that to us
30:06Because it's what you're good at
30:07And so I think in this competition
30:09And that's for the rest of you girls too
30:10Find what you're good at and exaggerate it
30:12You touched every base here with this challenge
30:16You had a fully thought out story with your character when you came out
30:21The nail thing, amazing
30:23You, you're dancing
30:26I've never seen anything like it before
30:29And just this outfit right here alone
30:33These tights, did you do them?
30:34Yes
30:35Wow, everything
30:36Come on
30:37Like, it's so good
30:39It's like, totally Britney Vegas
30:41It's just, it's everything
30:43It's perfect for the challenge
30:44The dog, stellar
30:45You're doing it
30:46You're doing it
30:47So Melissa, while you did score in the top tonight
30:50Meatball actually won the competition
30:55Not for me
30:58These other bitches definitely don't think I'm a monster
31:00But I'm here to prove that I am
31:02Melissa, you definitely will be moving on to the next round
31:04But because of things like taking criticisms, moving forward, growth, risk, and polish
31:10That we were asking for
31:11Meatball
31:12Meatball
31:13Is our winner tonight
31:16So both of you girls will be moving forward in the competition
31:19So congratulations
31:20Thank you so much
31:21Thank you so much
31:22Okay, we're gonna start next with Vander
31:28Okay Vander, so my feelings for you tonight are a mixed bag
31:31When you came out, I thought the look was a little boring
31:35I've come to expect something more dynamic from you
31:38And I really wanted to love this mommy dearest moment
31:42But it never went anywhere for me
31:44I was left wanting and hungry
31:46And I get very mad, as she knows
31:48I get very mad when I'm hungry
31:50And you never fed me
31:51And it was a little upsetting
31:52You didn't lose, you kind of stayed right in the middle
31:55And I think based off of what we've seen from you, you could have won tonight
32:00That's my main critique as well
32:02Is that I felt that the opening look was a little too matriarchal for what the challenge was calling for itself
32:08I feel like there was a lack of linear storytelling with the costume changes
32:14So I don't know if there was a lot of cohesion once you got to the end
32:17And that makes sense
32:19Does that make sense?
32:20Yeah, it was almost like costume changes and reveals for the sake of a reveal
32:26Not for the furthering of an idea
32:28So I'm not feeling super confident about how I did this week
32:32I know that I'm not the worst
32:34But I think it's the first week that I don't feel like I'm one of the best
32:39Alright, Miss Frankie
32:41I was happy with you this week
32:43And I'm going to tell you why
32:45The things that we criticized you on last week were immediately corrected
32:49Starting with your biggest two assets
32:53Oh yeah
32:54Your breastplate looks smooth, beautiful, well done
33:01I really appreciate that you worked on that
33:04You did a very good job of it
33:06You also came with a complete head to toe outfit that totally matching, totally together
33:11The hair we liked as well because that's that monster Frankie Doom hair that we haven't been seeing a lot of and we love
33:18The sunglasses gave a little Angeline fun like pretty in pink moment
33:23So I thought you did very well this week
33:25I am so obsessed with you
33:28You remind me of like Brooklyn drag and it's very like you said crass
33:33And I love this Angeline meets Divine meets Jennifer Coolidge
33:38It's a huge like conglomerate thing that you put together
33:42So next is Xochimochi
33:45The thing that I love the most about your look tonight is the hair
33:49Like I always see you in this green punk hard light
33:54And this hair is bringing me so much pussy
33:57And so much softness in this Southern Belle way that you served it up tonight
34:01I was really loving that
34:03And just the softness overall
34:05My criticism for you tonight is I just
34:07I didn't feel like you brought it all the way for us
34:10You almost seem half committed in your energy
34:15You know what I mean?
34:16I felt like you were maybe not 100% confident tonight for the runway portion
34:20You didn't pull anything out that really wowed us
34:23And the problem is at this point you've got to wow us
34:26Because it's really getting down to the line
34:28And everybody's popping something out every chance they get to stand out
34:32It kind of felt like you were like maybe a 5 or a 6 out of 10 on like the energy scale
34:37I think as far as the look goes when you came out on the runway
34:40Kind of what I had said about Vander it was a little matriarchal
34:44As far as like what the silhouette was I understand it was like a Southern Belle kind of take
34:49Um I think for me personally if you had just taken the hem up to like even maybe just a knee
34:57And you know what I mean like because you can still retain the aesthetic of that Southern Belle
35:01But take it to 2016
35:03While I'm feeling my pretty in pink Southern Belle fantasy
35:07The judges are going in on me
35:09And I feel like I missed the mark
35:12And Loris you can step forward
35:14Hi Loris how are you?
35:16I'm doing good
35:18Personally you're probably my favorite
35:20Thank you
35:21Um
35:22I really don't have anything back to say about you at all
35:25I really enjoy you
35:26Thank you so much
35:27No problem
35:28Thank you
35:29Loris your makeup is tight
35:30I love it
35:31And I live for it
35:32And I have come accustomed to expecting that from you
35:34Um your looks are put together
35:36I told you my thoughts about you the last challenge
35:38I refer to you as a true artist
35:40And I really still believe that of you fully
35:43What I'm wondering at this stage is are you ripe enough to snatch the Dragula crown?
35:49Are you ready?
35:50And that's what I'm still questioning
35:51Because you're creative
35:52You have a lot of ideas
35:54You come out with the cocaine
35:56You come out with the cell phone
35:57You have clever things to say
35:59The story unfolds
36:00But you're getting tripped up a little bit here and there
36:03I've warned you about this before too
36:04Getting caught up in the gimmicks of the reveals
36:07Like you're fumbling with the little capelet
36:09It came off eventually
36:11Underneath it's super fashion-y and cunt
36:14But we had to watch you sort of struggle with it for a few uncomfortable seconds
36:18To get there
36:19And it's that refinement that you need to deal with
36:21So that you again can be seen in your strongest best light
36:25There's an energy that radiates from you
36:27Whether you're actually even doing anything
36:29Or you're just standing still
36:30You emanate something
36:32And it's really special
36:33So don't lose sight of that
36:35Your performance is still holding you back
36:39I understand that you've grown a lot in your confidence and performance
36:44But the question is
36:45Are you growing fast enough?
36:46Because the competition is moving along quickly at this point
36:51I need to decide with these girls
36:53Are you strong enough to perform in other cities and represent us at this point?
36:58And that is honestly what it's coming down to for us
37:01So once again I think your looks and ideas are amazing
37:06Your performances are a little lacking
37:09Now as you know
37:11Not all of you will be here with us as we move forward in the competition
37:16But for those of you who do remain
37:18We have a very special treat planned for you
37:22We're going on the road
37:24And we're taking you to San Francisco
37:27One of the birthplaces of punk drag
37:32And home of the legendary drag party Tranny Shack
37:37Now known as mother
37:39Now each of you will be coming up with your own shows
37:43And performing at the event for our guest judges
37:45The creator of Tranny Shack
37:47The legendary Hecklina
37:49And her cohort in crime
37:51The world famous theatre producer
37:53And cult leader Peaches Christ
37:55Thank you all and you can return to your Crips for the night
38:00But remember
38:02As always
38:03One of you will not be waking up tomorrow
38:07Pleasant dreams darlings
38:09I feel amazing
38:19I feel on top of the world
38:21I just want to fucking go to San Francisco
38:24That's crazy
38:28So when I moved to LA
38:32It was sort of out of a need in me to find my tribe
38:37And to find a group of people that
38:40You know I could really relate to
38:42And where I fit in
38:44Because for most of my life
38:45I have felt like a monster
38:46Or like an alien
38:47Or like something that belongs in another world
38:50Or another dimension
38:51And moving to LA
38:54I sort of expected to be, you know, embraced
38:59And finding out that I'm still a weirdo
39:02In Los Angeles
39:04And that I still have to like fight
39:06And struggle to be understood
39:08And to be embraced by a community of people
39:11Is honestly heartbreaking
39:15Laura said she agreed with what they said
39:17About her performance
39:18Is not being that intense
39:20I think she agrees with what they said
39:22But she's not going to say it
39:23She's not going to throw herself on the bus
39:24And say yeah I agree
39:25I'm like not as
39:27I mean as who would though
39:29She would
39:31She said a lot of bullshit
39:32It's crazy
39:33Like if you're upset
39:34Don't be upset
39:35But she's just like
39:36I'm very
39:37I'm very happy
39:39So Laura was playing a character
39:41In front of the camera
39:42And then another one
39:44When the counts were off
39:46And I think we were just all tired of it
39:48I mean her critique of me
39:49When she said that I should go home
39:50Because I'm not as polished as everybody else
39:52I really wanted to just jump in and say
39:54It's because I don't want to be
39:56I don't
39:57I make fun of her
39:58Because I feel like she can take it
39:59But like
40:00Sometimes
40:01Yeah sometimes like
40:03It clearly affects her
40:04But like
40:05I mean I have to say
40:06Like her makeup is flawless
40:07I feel like I'm going home
40:09To be honest
40:10I don't want you to go
40:11I don't want to
40:12But I'm afraid
40:13I might
40:14I mean they probably give me
40:15Really good critiques and good shit
40:16But I mean at the last minute
40:17They might be like
40:18But you know
40:19There's other people that are more consistent
40:20And I might go
40:21You never know
40:22Of the Pretty in Pink Basic Bitch Challenge
40:24Are the real losers here
40:25Damn
40:26We won
40:27We're going to fucking say everything
40:28Thank you bitch
40:29I am a fucking monster
40:32And I think that's what they
40:34I hope they recognize
40:35In like moving forward
40:36And choosing like
40:37The next people to move forward
40:39And they say that
40:40They want punk rock
40:41And I'm like well
40:42We're right here
40:43We're right here
40:44My boyfriend this week
40:45Was supposed to be basic
40:46And I gave you basic
40:47We're going to share a room right?
40:49Yeah
40:50I'm going to give you all the news
40:51Yes
40:52Let me see that dick
40:53Oh
40:54Oh
40:55Bitch
40:56What was that?
40:57What is this?
40:58You old ass bitch
40:59My pussy is nasty
41:02It's nasty bitch
41:03I love you
41:08I love you bitch
41:10I was fine
41:11I've been to keep fucking hugging
41:13I mean
41:16Whatever happens
41:18But we're still going to hang out all the time
41:20All the time
41:21I mean at least we got super close
41:22And now we're going to hang out all the time
41:23And perform all the time together
41:24And pee ourselves on stage
41:26And puking each other's mouth
41:27I wish I would've
41:28We should have
41:30We should have to
41:31Let's just do it right now
41:32Right now
41:33What you may believe
41:34I look like
41:35You're so good
41:36I don't know
41:37I'm sorry
41:38I don't know
41:39I don't know
41:40You need to be
41:41I know
41:42You're so good
41:43I'm sorry
41:44I'm sorry
41:45I can't wait
41:46I can't wait
41:47I'm sorry
41:48I'm sorry
41:49I can't wait
41:50I'm sorry
41:51I was sorry
41:52I know
41:53You're so good
41:54I can't wait
41:55I feel like
41:56Oh!
42:26No! No! No!
42:42Stop the wicked eye, my girl!
42:47No!
42:49No!
42:51No!
42:52No!
42:53No!
42:58No!
43:00No!
43:02No!
43:06No!
43:14No!