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00:01Previously on Dragula.
00:03You've gotten lucky.
00:04I think you've gotten lucky that you're still here.
00:06You're not going to win Dragula.
00:08We've challenged our killer queen to prepare a lipstick performance.
00:18This has been the most difficult deliberation to date.
00:21Abora, you are the winner of our Gothic Wedding Challenge,
00:24but you are also up for extermination tonight.
00:27We're going to rip off your heels and submerge you in tubs of ice.
00:36Ow!
00:57We're going to pick him up here...
01:03Your killer인데...
01:06Ugly baiter.
01:07It's Abora...
01:09Ach Крас we're gonna make wild.
01:14Everything is shiny.
01:16Blonde we were also got this exe观.
01:17We're passing by.
01:18slower timeowi.
01:19We're there néeyes bir insanity in PC Nightwing,
01:20nearer than the vent.
01:22Bring some cash in cash.
01:23T Others...
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04:42Let's finish this.
05:12Let's finish this.
05:42The winner of Dracula receives a cash prize of $10,000 courtesy of Drag Queen Merchant and the title of Dracula, the world's next drag super monster.
06:12Let's finish this.
06:42Let's finish this.
06:44Do you believe we're here right now?
06:48Girl, this has been an intense competition.
06:51It has been the most crazy thing I could imagine.
06:54Craziest, but still the best thing of my life.
06:57Oh, totally.
06:58The best experience.
06:59I wouldn't give it back for anything.
07:07It's so weird how one person not being in the room makes this feel so much more, like, elevated.
07:15Oh, God.
07:16It's fucking surreal.
07:17It is surreal.
07:18It's amazing.
07:19Good morning, uglies.
07:20Israel, get them some coffee.
07:29If you're waiting for disaster, you're going to be waiting a long time because she's dead.
07:41Oh.
07:42Oh.
07:43This place is a fucking dump.
07:46You bitches have really trashed this.
07:49I mean, no one is getting their security deposit back.
07:52I'm sorry to say.
07:53Well.
07:54Well, enough about that.
07:55Listen, we have some exciting news for you all.
07:59We're going on a little field trip.
08:01Oh.
08:02That's right.
08:03We're all going to Wasteland Weekend.
08:10If you don't know what it is, it's a giant festival in the middle of the desert.
08:13It's all post-apocalypse.
08:15It's a little dangerous.
08:16It's a lot of fun, and it's very hot.
08:18I want you to picture a couple of thousand people rolling around in, like, giant tanks.
08:22There's flamethrowers and turret guns.
08:24It's very Mad Max.
08:26It's about heavy metal, big guns, loud music, spikes.
08:30There's no cops.
08:31Ooh.
08:32It's perfect.
08:33It's perfect.
08:34You know, it's time for us to decide our final three of us.
08:37You're going to have to come up with your most creative, epic, post-apocalyptic look.
08:43And then you guys are going to get together and come up with a group show that you're going
08:46to perform live on the Wasteland stage.
08:49What the?
08:50Ah.
08:51Yeah.
08:52So, we've told you, our next drag super monster needs to be able to entertain a crowd.
08:57And this is going to be a tough one.
08:58It's a tough group of people.
08:59It's a tough location.
09:00You need to figure out how to make them love you.
09:03Abora, that means no more falling on stage or fucking up your prop.
09:08And Miss Victoria, no more snooze fest from you.
09:11You're a lot better than that.
09:13Bitch, you're going to have to try a little harder than that.
09:15And James, that little fucked up attitude has gotten you about as far as it's going to in this competition.
09:20You're a trigger-happy alcoholic.
09:22That's what I said, bitch.
09:23You've got to pop a Xanax every ten fucking minutes.
09:25Okay?
09:26Okay.
09:27We want to see T-A-L-E-N-T talent.
09:31Listen, girls, this is it.
09:32This is the last challenge that decides which of the four of you is going to go on and compete for the title and the crown of Dragula.
09:38Everything that you've worked for all season, the pain, the struggle, all the bullshit, it all culminates to this.
09:44And honestly, it's anybody's game.
09:46So you guys work on your outfits, get packed, get ready.
09:49We're going to send some cars to pick you up and they're going to take you out to the desert and drop you off.
09:54We want to wish you all bad luck.
09:56Now get to packing.
09:57Bye.
09:58Bye, ladies.
09:59Congratulations, ladies.
10:01Well, cheers, bitches.
10:03Cheers.
10:04Top four motherfuckers.
10:06No turning back.
10:07Yay, two empty stomachs.
10:09Mmm.
10:30When the blaze said we were going to Wasteland, I was fucking floored.
10:33Right?
10:34Freaking excited, though.
10:35Like, it's going to be intense.
10:37There's no police, no laws.
10:39It's going to be fucking dangerous.
10:40People walking around with guns and flamethrowers.
10:42Crazy.
10:43I'm excited for the danger part.
10:45Like, I could get hurt.
10:47Yeah, I've always wanted to blow a guy in a tank.
10:49You will get hurt.
10:50I'll stay away from you.
10:52Today is Wasteland Weekend.
10:54I feel like the brothers have finally put us through the test.
10:57Like, this is going to be the make or break a challenge.
10:59Like, this is the danger.
11:00This is the pain that they're putting on us.
11:03This is the challenge that proves whether you're meant to be in top three or not.
11:07It's a big deal.
11:08It's a really big deal.
11:09I don't know what Wasteland Weekend is, but for what the Boulet said, it's like Mad Max on steroids.
11:15Because it's like real life and not like TV.
11:17So I'm kind of excited.
11:19I'm really excited for Wasteland Weekend, honestly.
11:21It's going to be fucking awesome.
11:23It could be rough or it could be like, you know, kind of a cool experience.
11:27Like, if we own our look and just be like, yeah, we're fucking here.
11:31They can respect that.
11:32They're probably going to fucking live.
11:34They're going to love what we're doing.
11:35I mean, like, we're not there to like trash the party.
11:38We're there to like raise hell.
11:40Trash the party.
11:41To trash the party.
11:43We're going to trash the party.
11:44It's going to be a blast.
11:45Even if they hate us, we'll make them love us.
11:46Whatever.
11:47I'm into it.
11:48I am not worried at all that we're going to be in drag at a straight event.
11:52I introduce drag into my straight workplaces, into straight culture all the time.
11:58And if you just like put your foot down and say, this is who I am and you're cool.
12:04Like, then they'll be cool.
12:05Victoria does really well in punk settings.
12:07So she's going to kill it.
12:08It's going to be a good time.
12:09I'm going to really flourish in the middle of all these weirdos.
12:13Damn, you guys.
12:14Disasterina went home.
12:15Shit.
12:16Yeah.
12:17I cannot believe that.
12:18She was so talented.
12:19It sucks that Disasterina's gone.
12:21I loved her.
12:22We had a really good connection.
12:23We became really good friends in the last few weeks, too.
12:25Like, I really bonded with her.
12:26But, you know, you got to have the excitement and the energy.
12:31When we were in those ice buckets, she was over it.
12:33And you could tell her time was done.
12:35I mean, you have to expect somebody to go home.
12:38Right.
12:39I thought it was going to be you.
12:41I thought it was going to be you, too.
12:42And then you win.
12:43And we're in the bottom.
12:44Oh!
12:45What kind of?
12:46That was crazy shit.
12:47So, like, the whole week I was like, I have to win this in order to stay in the game.
12:51I have to win it.
12:52And then they're like, you won.
12:53And then you're like, but you suck.
12:54But you also lose.
12:57That was some...
12:59I was like, I can't even be safe when I win.
13:02Yeah.
13:03I can't imagine what extermination is going to be for us.
13:06Yes.
13:07I'm sure it'll be very hot.
13:08This is going to be fucking crazy.
13:09It has to be.
13:10It'll be fun.
13:11I can't wait.
13:13But I'm excited to see what they have for us today.
13:14They always post through crazy shit.
13:15So, I'm sure there's going to be some plot twist or something.
13:18I think everyone's finally come to the conclusion that this is the end.
13:22And, like, we're all rooting for each other at this point.
13:24And we're just wanting everything to look as best as it can.
13:28So, I don't think there's any more drama, really.
13:31It's really, at this point, just getting to that finish line.
13:36Last week, I laid it out to Abora in the boudoir.
13:39And she's really been receiving it.
13:40She's come full circle, I feel like.
13:42She's here to win now.
14:01And I love it.
14:03I mean, I do drag to start shit.
14:05Like, if I wanted to play safe and have fun, I'd be like a lawyer or something.
14:09Where it's, you know, you follow the rule book and you do what you have to.
14:11But, like, drag for me is changing a social thing.
14:15It's changing social structures of the world.
14:17Yeah.
14:18The way that we live in.
14:19We're told to live a certain way and base our lives on this structure of,
14:22you go to school, you get a job, you get married, you live out that job,
14:26you retire, and that's the American dream.
14:29But where is the actual dream in that?
14:31Like, it's just, it's just a balance.
14:32And it's going our way.
14:33People are having to, like, hustle now.
14:36It's time for people to get more creative and figure out ways.
14:39Other ways.
14:40To help each other make a new commerce.
14:44If you want to be big, if you want to do big things, you've got to put out,
14:47and you have to sacrifice a lot.
14:49Yeah.
14:50You have to give up a lot.
14:51It's all about the power of one, the power of the law of attraction,
14:54how you feel about who you are and what you want to do and what you want to accomplish.
14:57If you believe it, if you conceive it, you can achieve it.
15:00Don't let anyone tell you that you can't fucking do it.
15:02Because it's not true ever.
15:03Because they're just more likely not as smart as you.
15:07And they're correct.
15:08They don't believe in themselves.
15:09You've got to hustle.
15:10You've got to make your own opportunities.
15:12You have to.
15:13This is like, it's that kind of industry.
15:15No one's going to hand it to you.
15:17If someone likes you, that's great.
15:18But they're not going to give you a job.
15:20You have to take risks to make big imprints in the world.
15:23Yeah.
15:24Yeah.
15:25You have to.
15:26I mean, absolutely have to.
15:28It's drag.
15:29It's your own self-expression.
15:30Like, when bitches on stage, it's 100% this, like, creature that comes out in me.
15:34It's just like, fuck you.
15:36Fuck you.
15:37It's just that whole middle finger mentality you have to have in order to make it.
15:41I'm all about fuck society.
15:43Yeah.
15:44That's my biggest thing is fuck society.
15:46Fuck the society standards that were put on us.
15:48And I think you really roll into that so well.
15:50Your character.
15:51You're that.
15:52You have taken so many punches, like, and still standing here.
15:57It's crazy how, it's crazy how people's reputations can get totally mistrewed here.
16:01Like, with bitch, you the first week, girl.
16:03We really came for you because of reasons that were really not fair.
16:07Yeah.
16:08It was bullshit.
16:09And I'm really happy that we actually are friends.
16:11I love you so much.
16:12Like, I could not be a part of Dragula without you being here.
16:16And I'm happy to be your friend too, like.
16:19Shut up.
16:20And speaking of friends, like, even though you're a little shit most of the time,
16:24and like, you really, you do kind of like, leech a little bit from all of us.
16:30Yeah.
16:31A little bit.
16:32I've realized this past few weeks while we've been working on our outfits and getting ready for this challenge,
16:36like, we've come together as a sisterhood.
16:38And like, even though you're petty and you're tacky and your makeup's always fucking horrible.
16:43Put it on a t-shirt.
16:44She's less petty than when she started.
16:45It will be.
16:46I'm gonna put it on a t-shirt.
16:47Like, you're much less than, like, you originally were.
16:49Vicky was right.
16:50Yeah.
16:51Like, you've come full circle and I'm really proud to call you my Dragula family.
16:54I'm really proud of everyone I'm in the car with right now.
16:58Like...
16:59Please don't touch me.
17:00I've...
17:01Wish granted.
17:02Uh, but no, we're gonna storm into this place and we're gonna take their heads off.
17:09Um, I'm really glad that I've made it this far.
17:19Um, I can't hope to make it to top three, but I'm just gonna...
17:26I'm just gonna make the most out of this trip.
17:29I did everything that I could this week, so whatever happens, happens.
17:35But it could be me going home.
17:38I don't know.
17:39I just feel like totally separated from the other girls and I don't think I can fix it.
17:45Honestly, it would be between...
17:46It would be between Victoria and James.
17:59Bitch has surprised me a lot.
18:02But...
18:05I think that...
18:08I think that we all have limitations.
18:12And...
18:13I've...
18:14I'm finding mine out.
18:18I don't know what my limit is, so I'm pushing to it.
18:42I think that we all have limitations.
18:46I understand that.
18:48Arcade and James.
18:49I'm not sure if we all have a limit.
18:50I can't wait, but I feel...
18:51But...
18:52I think...
18:53I should be off, but...
18:54I don't know what your limit is.
18:55I can't wait a minute.
18:56I think that we all have to do it.
18:57Cooling is a good thing.
18:58Actually, I think I'm gonna leave.
18:59This is not in my position.
19:00See, I'm going to be on the ground.
19:02I think it's one home.
19:03It's pretty...
19:04I think it's the best.
19:05I'm gonna be on the ground.
19:06If I'm gonna do it.
19:07I'm gonna be on my LBWC.
19:08If I'm gonna be on...
19:09I'm gonna be on a big...
20:10How you doing?
20:23I was told to come talk to you.
20:24You told me to come do some ass contests.
20:29I want to suck a dick.
20:31I would love to suck a dick here.
20:33A nice, dirty, sweaty, dirty dick.
20:36Everyone wants to fuck me here.
20:37What's up with that?
20:38You got the good.
20:39I guess I am the sponsor of the Dick Delish.
20:44Let's do it.
20:45Come on.
20:52Yes!
20:52It's fucking crazy.
21:05Do you see Monique back there?
21:17Look at that warrior queen.
21:31Look.
21:33That's a fucking harpoon.
21:35That shit killed Jaws.
21:37Can we just keep her in there, please?
21:38Okay, Jaws.
21:58Let's fucking go!
22:00Oh my god, you guys.
22:10This is so cool.
22:11They have so much awesome shit here.
22:13All the cars?
22:13Have you seen these?
22:14Yeah, girl.
22:15That guy was driving with his feet the other way.
22:20Like, it would take days to see everything here.
22:23Totally.
22:23I really wish we could have gotten the full experience, but it's just so inspiring.
22:28We'll come back for this for sure.
22:29Oh my god.
22:30Oh, look.
22:32Oh, there she is.
22:33Hey.
22:34Hey, where are we going?
22:35Oh, I think we're supposed to follow him.
22:47Okay.
22:48You don't need to say anything else.
22:49I'll follow you.
22:50Slides in the house down.
22:51Right?
22:52He has such a warm heart.
22:54And tush.
22:55Mmm.
22:56Mmm-hmm.
22:58Keep looking at things, guys.
23:05It's so cool to be here.
23:19It's fucking awesome to be here, but I'm over this wind.
23:22Yeah, it's fucking everything up right now.
23:24It's so cool here.
23:26The people are amazing.
23:27Everyone's so nice.
23:28Even though they look crazy and scary, honestly, they're just here to have a good time.
23:31Yeah, everyone here wants to fuck.
23:32I'm down.
23:33I felt like I was part of a tribe, you know.
23:35I know, right?
23:37This is.
23:37We are.
23:38Dragula is a tribe.
23:39No one else has been through what we have been through right now.
23:41Yeah, we are.
23:42What we're doing, season one did, but not with us.
23:45Not in the way that we're doing it.
23:46And nobody in the competition has been through as much as us, because everyone's been exterminated.
23:52Yeah.
23:52We've made it past.
23:53We've had to kill all of our sisters.
23:56It had to be done.
23:57I'm really sad.
23:58Disastering is gone.
24:00It was disastering this time.
24:02She's just such good competition.
24:09I'm really glad she's gone.
24:11I miss Erica the most.
24:13I obviously miss my best friend, Dolly, because we always hung out and always best friend.
24:19Erica had the best energy.
24:20She always brought the party.
24:21Whether it was even in a bad mood, she was like, you know, let's stick to our senses.
24:25We got this.
24:26We can do this.
24:26I'm like, girl, yes.
24:27She really, she embraced Dragula really well.
24:30Yeah, she was something.
24:32But on the other side of that, Abora, like, you've been really negative a lot in this competition.
24:36And I think last week was, I think we finally got it to you.
24:39We got in your head, and then you finally listened to us.
24:42Like, I saw you come around this week.
24:44I feel like, you know, you really, you're coming too.
24:47I hope we weren't too mean to you, but we were really saying it from the heart of what
24:51we, like, actually felt, because we had the better interest for you.
24:54I'm so happy that we have all become sisters.
24:56It has been such an incredible ride.
24:58We weren't trying to be assholes.
24:59It came off really, you know.
25:00Yeah.
25:01But it's because we love you.
25:03I was just worried that you guys didn't, and that you were, like, finally done with me.
25:07No.
25:08No, honey.
25:08We just saw you were taking a turn that was not right, and we knew that it was not you,
25:14and we just wanted to guide you away from that.
25:16Like, remember I told you, I didn't think until last week you were yourself at all in
25:20this competition yet.
25:21Like, you didn't have time to be you, and last week you finally got that opportunity,
25:24and you fucking won it.
25:25Good job.
25:26I should have, but you did.
25:28Good job.
25:29She could have too, and so she should be, but you still got it somehow.
25:32Fuck.
25:32Somehow.
25:33I felt pretty alone, you know, even though I did push myself further than I thought I
25:41could go, and I was really trying to win just so that I could be safe.
25:47Uh, it didn't work out that way.
25:49I won, and then I was on the chopping block anyway.
25:53It was really-
25:54Crazy shit right there.
25:55Yeah, that was a twist of all twists.
25:57You pulled it out.
25:57I did not expect that.
25:59That's insane.
26:00For them to be like, you won, and also-
26:02And you're in the bottom.
26:03And you're in the bottom.
26:05This is new.
26:07No other game is like that.
26:08Oh my god.
26:10I just got-
26:11I washed my face and everything, and then full coat of dirt again.
26:15Don't moisturize your face.
26:17What?
26:17Don't you ever tell me not to moisturize my face?
26:19This is going to be sick.
26:20Dick.
26:20These are definitely the craziest conditions I've ever gotten.
26:24I love this, though.
26:26Like, it's such a fun challenge, but crazy.
26:27Like, whoever would have thought we'd be getting ready in the middle of a desert.
26:31What are you most, like, nervous for today?
26:33My hair.
26:34Your hair?
26:35Your hair is sick.
26:36I'm excited to, like-
26:37It's so windy, though.
26:38Girl, that's why you need a nice little glib on.
26:40It's so long, I know.
26:41I should have done that.
26:43That and a little bit of the performance, just because of the past critiques I've had
26:48of not being alive enough.
26:50Yeah.
26:51So, that is-
26:52You are going to sell it.
26:52I can't stop thinking about that.
26:55Well, don't get in your head about it.
26:56No, no, no.
26:56I'm just really trying to break it down in my head what I want to do.
27:01Well, I'm glad you're here, because, like,
27:04in the car, I don't know.
27:07Like, I knew you were scared about the pride challenge, but I knew that you would be good
27:12at it, because you can sew.
27:14I-
27:14My sewing came in only a little handy.
27:17Um, I think-
27:19It was weird, because that challenge was so much of a look, but also about the performance.
27:22I really focused all of my energy on that performance.
27:25Yeah.
27:26I felt like that's what they were lacking from seeing from me, and-
27:31Well, you showed them.
27:32I fucking-
27:33So, that is what I was thinking about.
27:34I was really happy with that.
27:35I was really excited about this concept we came up with for our performance of the Four
27:39Horsemen.
27:40Yeah.
27:40I think it's going to be really good.
27:41Yeah.
27:41It totally fits his fucking body.
27:42Yeah, yeah.
27:43It totally fits his body.
27:43People are going to eat it up, I think.
27:45And it fits with all of our characters.
27:47Each one we did.
27:48I'm death.
27:49I'm war.
27:51And then-
27:52Pestilence.
27:53And I'm famine, because I'm so skinny.
27:55It's perfect.
27:56We preemptively tried to think like the boulets and came up with the Four Horsewomen of the
28:03Apocalypse.
28:04So we're doing the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, and I'm death.
28:07Imagine that.
28:08The dead queen of the season.
28:09I chose to be war because I thought I could be a little more aggressive.
28:13I've been really safe and quiet so far in this competition.
28:16And I wanted to show that my fear is wild and monstrosity.
28:19I can take on any crowd, so bring it on.
28:22Bitch.
28:23When I think of famine, I think of rotting crops and dying children.
28:30So combining them in one cannibal is perfect.
28:34I'm so too.
28:35I hope they really appreciate it.
28:36I really do.
28:37I hope they enjoyed it.
28:38I hope they don't see it as a waste of our time.
28:40A waste of land.
28:41A waste of land.
28:42Get it?
28:43Get it?
28:44Waste of land.
28:45I'm so stupid.
28:46Sorry.
28:47I'm gonna call my attorney.
28:48That's my humor for you.
28:49Stop you right there.
28:50I'm gonna call my attorney.
28:52What are you guys most nervous for today?
28:54I think they're gonna put us all up for extermination.
28:56Oh, we-
28:57Oh, that-
28:58Oh shit, of course.
28:59I haven't done it yet.
29:00I mean, episode two was Kate with the fucking paintballs.
29:01But I feel like shit's about to hit the thing.
29:03We're all gonna fucking do something hot, I'm sure.
29:06Summon to a fire.
29:08Coals.
29:09Something.
29:10Something torturous.
29:11Because it's-
29:12Walking on something hot.
29:13Complimenting Monique.
29:14Mom!
29:15Oh, bitch.
29:17Sorry.
29:18Nice.
29:19I need healing after that one.
29:21Savage.
29:22I think Dragula is a really positive thing.
29:26Dragula.
29:27Um.
29:28What it has in store for the kids just coming into, like, being drag queens, or being into
29:35drag queens in general, they're gonna fucking shit themselves.
29:39Just bringing out the weirder side of kids instead of-
29:42Like, you don't have to have a sequins dress to be a queen.
29:44Exactly.
29:45You don't have to wear a Beyonce outfit just to be, you know, a drag queen.
29:49Or a simple black dress with a fucking lace.
29:51Do you want a gun?
29:52No.
29:53Break it, bitch.
29:54Yeah.
29:55Hey, I wore a simple black dress because I knew I'd have kicked your ass later to bring
29:58all my good stuff, okay?
29:59Honey.
30:01I expect to be the bitch.
30:04I assume I'm gonna be, cause I'm a very-
30:06You might be a bitch, but you're not the bitch.
30:09Yeah, no.
30:10No, I'm not, I'm not, trust me, I'm not a bitch, but I'm gonna be the bitch.
30:13I know I'm gonna be that girl this season, and that's only because I'm so-
30:17I have no boundaries.
30:18I don't have any limits.
30:19Like, I will confront things like that.
30:21It's all for fun.
30:22It's all a joke.
30:23Like, my character is a cunt, but I'm really nice.
30:26I know you're a cunt, but do you ever worry about actually hurting people's feelings when
30:29you go at them sometimes?
30:30Yeah, like somebody might take you seriously when you say stuff.
30:32You know, if they do, they should let me know.
30:34I'm not limiting or silencing my art, when I do, to not hurt someone else's feelings.
30:39Well, but I'll never intentionally hurt someone's feelings with my art.
30:42A lot of times you won't get the chance for somebody to say, oh, well that hurt my feelings.
30:47I don't know.
30:48You're going too deep, girl.
30:49We don't know.
30:50Shit, I'm offensive all the time.
30:51That's what I do.
30:52I'm not trying to save people's feelings anymore.
30:54Okay.
30:55Because of the girls here, I feel like I've been very humbled in this competition.
31:00I came into this thing, wanted to be a hardcore bitch, be a cunt all the way to the top, but
31:05they hit me at the knees.
31:07They brought me down to a level where I feel really comfortable to be vulnerable now.
31:11I feel like this is my family.
31:13Like, if I hurt someone's feelings, I'm sorry, and I'll apologize, and we'll talk about it,
31:16and I'll move on, but it's never an intentional thing, and it's never going to be an intentional
31:20thing.
31:21I've just never been a confrontational person.
31:24You've never been a confrontational person?
31:26You took that moment from me!
31:28Dragula awoken a part of me that I didn't know was there.
31:34I didn't know it was there, and I got a rude-ass awakening that first day.
31:38Honey.
31:39Honey.
31:40This is really frustrating, because nothing's going on the way it's supposed to right now,
31:44so if I get bitchy, I'm sorry, guys.
31:46It's not on purpose.
31:47These brows are fucked.
31:56Hi!
31:57What's up?
31:59What's that?
32:02Oh, it's so quiet.
32:07Sorry.
32:08cheese.
32:13Oh, how are you?
32:23We're all right.
33:25Yes.
33:26All right, shut up, shut up.
33:29Welcome to Wasteland Weekend, uglies.
33:33We've brought you to this hellish location to test you to your core and find out which
33:38one of you is going to move on and compete as the final three in the Dragula grand finale.
33:44Do you smell that, ladies?
33:47Breathe it in because it smells like carnage and cadavers and death here.
33:51And soon you're going to find out exactly why.
33:53Because this entire festival celebrates what life would be like after the end of the world.
33:58And there's only a few poor unfortunate souls scuttling around trying to survive.
34:03It's kind of a celebration of death, guns, metal, and fire.
34:08So I thought you guys might like it.
34:10If you're going to be crowned the next Drag Super Monster, you guys are going to be doing photo shoots in much shittier places than this.
34:16And you have to be able to rise to the occasion.
34:18So for the first segment of your challenge, we've arranged a photo shoot in a really red hot spot out in the desert.
34:24In fact, it's going to reach close to 100 degrees out there.
34:27So while you're modeling for the cameraman, your challenge is to try to keep your cool and deliver the hottest photo of the day.
34:33And whoever does scores the highest for that portion of the challenge.
34:37So as we told you earlier, the second part of your challenge is the main event.
34:41You're going to be performing live on the Wasteland Weekend stage.
34:45So we asked you to put together a group number, so you need to bring it 100%.
34:49And this crowd is really rough, so they're very hard to impress.
34:52If you guys become our next Drag Super Monster, you're going to be performing everywhere for all sorts of people and all sorts of weird situations.
34:59So you need to be able to kill it and adapt no matter what kind of stage we put you on.
35:04We'll consider how well you do in your main stage floor show performance here at Wasteland Weekend as well as your best photo from the afternoon to determine who scored the highest for the day.
35:13And we won't be judging you alone.
35:15In fact, we have the perfect judge even way out here who has seen everything you guys have done all season long.
35:22She's literally been in the background watching every challenge you guys have faced and seeing how well you've been doing in the competition.
35:28She's the only person we feel is truly qualified to help us choose the top three this season because she is already the world's first Drag Super Monster.
35:37Please welcome your queen, Vander Von Odd.
35:43Come on, Vander is our judge this week. I'm so excited to see that ghoul and I'm curious what she thinks of us.
36:10When I saw Vander arrive as our guest judge, I died. Like, it's the queen of queens of monsters right now. Like, how insane is this?
36:19Alright bitches, your challenges have been issued and now it's do or die time.
36:23You'll be moving onto your photo shoot very shortly and then we're moving right onto the main stage.
36:27You have an hour or two so you can do whatever you want, but do be careful because if you take a wrong turn out there, you might just end up one of these bikers bitches.
36:35Ha ha ha ha.
36:37Ooh.
36:38Yeah, good boy.
36:40Let's see
36:47Awesome, Harold.
36:50You'll Bradford
36:56pretty beautiful.
36:59Alright, boys.