If Humans Cannot Remember Anything, im_Siowei

Jordan Matter Family

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00:00I'm a sea lion!

00:04Who's that?

00:07Are you a robot?

00:10But mom, I'm your daughter!

00:12My daughter?

00:30You are my daughter too!

00:35Yes! I'm your favorite!

00:38I always forget!

00:40Humans cannot remember anything in this world!

00:45What did I say?

00:50I'm gonna go get milk!

00:54Bye, husband!

00:57Bye!

00:58Mom, you said you're gonna give me 20 Robux!

01:0220 Robux?

01:03Yeah!

01:04You must have forgotten again!

01:07Okay!

01:09Here!

01:13Who are you?

01:15Mom, I'm...

01:16You are a robot!

01:19Expecto patronum!

01:23I'm a magician!

01:24I'm a magician!

01:26Oh!

01:28Oh!

01:29Hi!

01:31Who are you?

01:33Bestie?

01:43Bestie is my bestie!

01:45What's going on?

01:47It's mine now!

01:48Hey!

01:52Where am I?

01:55What's that?

01:57Diary?

01:58Ew!

01:59Take this!

02:01He gave me a gift?

02:03Then you must be my bestie!

02:06Really?

02:07I have a bestie?

02:09Let's go my bestie!

02:11Why?

02:15That must be a bully!

02:17What's a cockroach's favorite food?

02:19Smartie?

02:21Answer this!

02:22Okay, teacher!

02:24Cockroach's favorite food is...

02:26Smartie!

02:27Why are you talking in my class?

02:29I'm glad you asked me to...

02:30How dare you talk back to me!

02:32Um...

02:33Um...

02:34Stand outside for one week!

02:36Okay...

02:45Let's start our class!

02:46What's a cockroach's favorite food?

02:51Smartie, answer this!

02:54Okay, teacher!

02:56Why is Smartie outside?

02:58Huh?

02:59Why are you playing outside the class?

03:01But you told me to...

03:02How dare you disobey me!

03:03Huh?

03:05Huh?

03:06Huh?

03:07Stand outside again!

03:09Wait...

03:10Okay...

03:12Huh?

03:15Huh?

03:17Huh?

03:19Where's Smartie?

03:23Am I in a...

03:24Beja vu?

03:25Huh?

03:26I swear I've poured this milk before!

03:28Huh?

03:29Huh?

03:30Huh?

03:31Got my milk!

03:32Hmm...

03:35Hi Apple or Apple?

03:36Time to go home!

03:39But where's my home?

03:41Apple!

03:43Apple?

03:47Doctors are so scared of apples!

03:49Ah!

03:50Ah!

03:51Ah!

03:52Ah!

03:53It was wrong!

03:54I forgot where my home is!

03:56Ah!

03:57Let's take you to the police station!

03:58Ah!

03:59Ah!

04:01Ah!

04:03Mr. Police!

04:04We need your help!

04:06What's the emergency?

04:11I lost my way home!

04:14No worries!

04:15Huh?

04:17Scan your palm here, sir!

04:19Okay!

04:25What does that machine do?

04:26It tells me who he is!

04:28Ooh!

04:31Done!

04:37So, who am I?

04:40Let me check!

04:45Hmm?

04:46Hm?

04:59Huh?

05:01You are...

05:02What is it Mr. Police?

05:04You two are married!

05:06Huh?

05:07I'm her husband?

05:09Yes, sir!

05:10Ahem!

05:11Ahem!

05:12Ahem!

05:13Ahem!

05:14Ahem!

05:15I knew it!

05:16Husband?

05:17Hi?

05:18What?

05:19Sneaks don't have legs.

05:22Uno is so hot!

05:25Red hoody girl!

05:28Draw me the snake's ears!

05:31Ah!

05:32Okay!

05:40Why are there two teachers in class?

05:50Who are you?

05:53A chalk?

05:56A chalkboard?

05:58Ha!

05:59I must be the teacher!

06:01If you are the teacher, then I am...

06:06Ha!

06:07You must have been late!

06:09Huh?

06:10But...

06:11But...

06:12Don't stand outside!

06:13Huh?

06:14Okay...

06:15Okay, class!

06:16Let's continue!

06:18Sneaks don't have legs, but they are still great at running away from Hogwarts.

06:25Excuse me.

06:26Teacher?

06:27Why are you here?

06:28I'm a teacher?

06:29Huh?

06:30I'm a teacher?

06:31Huh?

06:32I'm a teacher!

06:33I'm a teacher!

06:34Huh?

06:35I'm a teacher!

06:36I'm a teacher!

06:37I'm a teacher!

06:38Are you a new student?

06:39Hi!

06:40I'm Randy!

06:41Hi Randy!

06:42Huh?

06:43I'm gonna write you down!

06:44Yup!

06:45Random guy, Randy!

06:50Now I can remember your name!

06:51Randy!

06:52Awesome!

06:57Are you okay?

07:00Doctor!

07:01Doctor!

07:02I'm a doctor!

07:03Echo!

07:04Here!

07:05Here!

07:06Here!

07:07What's the patient's name?

07:08Huh?

07:09His name?

07:10Yes!

07:11I need it for consent!

07:12R!

07:13R!

07:14R!

07:15R!

07:16R!

07:17R!

07:18R!

07:19R!

07:20R!

07:21R!

07:22R!

07:23R!

07:24R!

07:25R!

07:26R!

07:27R!

07:28Uuuuuhhhh!

07:29Uh!!

07:30Noooo!

07:31Ah!

07:32Ah!

07:33Ah!

07:34Ah!

07:35Ah!

07:36Roblox?

07:38Are you Roblox?

07:40Ah!

07:41Ah!

07:42Ah!

07:43Ah!

07:44Ah!

07:45Ah!

07:46Ah!

07:47Ah!

07:48Ah!

07:49Ah!

07:50Ah!

07:51Ah!

07:52Ah!

07:53I can't make it!

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