The Super School Test, Jessica Kaylee

Jordan Matter Family

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00:01Wow, there she is. Stinky Sage.

00:05Leave me alone.

00:06What are you doing walking by yourself?

00:08I said leave me alone.

00:11Why doesn't anyone want to walk with you, huh?

00:13Is it because you have no friends?

00:15You know, hurt people hurt people,

00:17which is why I'm choosing to be the bigger person

00:19and ignoring all of you.

00:22It's Stinky Sage again.

00:25How many times do I have to tell you guys to leave me alone?

00:30Whoops, looks like you didn't see my foot there.

00:32You purposely tripped me.

00:34Oh yeah? And what are you gonna do about it, Stinky Sage?

00:37Don't call me that.

00:39Stinky Sage, Stinky Sage, Stinky Sage, Stinky Sage.

00:45Look out!

00:48That bus just came flying out of nowhere.

00:50How did it get inside?

00:51It almost landed on us.

00:53I told you not to call me that.

00:55Wait, did you do that? You're a freak.

00:57Mom, I don't want to switch schools.

01:01I know, honey, but when you're accused of throwing buses at people,

01:04it can be rather hard to prove your innocence.

01:07I didn't throw the bus at him, I swear.

01:10I just happened to be really mad and at the same time,

01:12a bus happened to levitate into the air and almost land on him.

01:16A mere coincidence, if you ask me.

01:18A coincidence, huh?

01:19Sage, you were kicked out of school for having special powers.

01:21They said you're a danger to the other students.

01:24But I don't have special powers.

01:26Ugh, it was just a freak accident.

01:28I don't know what to tell you, honey,

01:30but there is a damaged school bus and a very angry mayor that say otherwise.

01:35Dad, you don't want me to have to go to a new school, do you?

01:38Look on the bright side, sweetie.

01:39You were bullied at your other school.

01:41I'm sorry. How is that a good thing?

01:43It's not like you were happy at your old school.

01:45Starting a new one means you get the chance to make new friends

01:48and start a whole new chapter.

01:50I guess when you put it that way,

01:52fine, I'll go to the new school.

01:54That's my girl.

01:55I really think you're going to love being out of super school.

01:58A what?

01:59You never mentioned I would be going to a super school.

02:02You threw a buzz at someone, dear.

02:04Where else would you go?

02:05So I have to go to a super school with a bunch of weirdos?

02:08That's official.

02:09I'm never going to have any friends.

02:11Don't be dramatic.

02:12You'll make friends there,

02:13as long as you pass the strength test to get in.

02:16I have to take a test?

02:19You must be sage.

02:21I'm Professor Muffin.

02:22I will be instructing your strength test today.

02:24Any questions or concerns before we start?

02:27Yes, actually, this has all just been one huge, huge misunderstanding.

02:31You see, I don't have any special powers.

02:37This has all just been one big mistake.

02:39Does this mistake have something to do with a thrown bus at a student?

02:43Something like that.

02:44But it wasn't me who threw the bus.

02:46We don't know who did it.

02:47But if I find them, I will point them in the right direction.

02:51Your parents paid a lot of money for you to be here, Sage.

02:54And given the outcome of the test, it will be up to me to decide whether you belong here or not.

02:58Are you ready to begin?

02:59I guess so, since no one's listening to me.

03:02I thought you said we were going to begin the test.

03:07We have.

03:08Okay, well what am I supposed to be doing?

03:11Seriously?

03:12You're not going to tell me?

03:14How am I supposed to pass the test if you won't tell me what to do?

03:18Huh?

03:19You're just staring at me.

03:21Kinda creepy, I might add.

03:23Do you want me to fail?

03:25Is that what this is?

03:27Oh no, I know.

03:28You're hoping I'll get so mad that I'll throw a bus at you and then I'll make you talk,

03:33right?

03:34Well guess what?

03:35Joke's on you because I wasn't the one who threw the bus, okay?

03:38Okay, test is over.

03:40Oh.

03:41Well did I pass?

03:42No.

03:43It was to test your ability to read minds.

03:45And you failed.

03:46You know, I'm not surprised I failed at reading your mind considering I don't have any powers.

03:50Like you keep saying.

03:52Is this next test of mind game too?

03:54No.

03:55The next task is to put out a house fire.

03:56You will have 60 seconds.

03:58Wait, so if I don't get it out in time someone's house is just going to burn down?

04:01That's not okay.

04:02Ready?

04:03Set?

04:04Wait, no, no, no.

04:05And go!

04:06Well your superpower isn't listening.

04:07How do we turn this hose on?

04:10Huh.

04:11You're not plugged in.

04:13Well, that would explain it.

04:15And where do I plug you in?

04:17A hydrant?

04:18Excuse me, where's a hydrant to plug this in at?

04:21Oh, I forgot.

04:23You don't help me.

04:24You just stand there.

04:25Helping you is not part of the test.

04:26You have 30 seconds.

04:27Well at least tell me where to plug it in so I have some sort of chance.

04:31Over there.

04:34Whoa.

04:36And time is up.

04:37No, no, no, no.

04:38Hold on.

04:39Just a few more minutes.

04:40I think I almost had it.

04:41You didn't and you failed.

04:42This test was to see if you had pyrokinesis and you do not.

04:45Clearly.

04:46I told you.

04:47I don't have anything.

04:48So far I'd say you're not excelling at these tests.

04:52You're telling me.

04:53So what do you say?

04:54You put me out of my misery and let me go back to my old school?

04:57Oh no, I'm afraid that's not an option.

04:59I knew it was too good to be true.

05:01So what's this next test?

05:02You are to save a cat from a tree.

05:04Oh, I'm actually allergic to cats.

05:06And begin.

05:07Is your superpower ignoring people?

05:09Because it's honestly rude.

05:11Here kitty kitty kitty.

05:15Come on down.

05:17Come on Sage.

05:18That's not going to inspire anyone to come down.

05:20It sure as heck wouldn't make me come down the tree listening to you shake a dish.

05:24Look who's finally got an opinion on what to do.

05:27Well don't worry.

05:28This works for my friend's cat all the time back home.

05:31I got this one.

05:32Come on down kitty kitty kitty.

05:34I'll give you some milk or maybe a nice mouse to chase.

05:4130 seconds.

05:42Come down here right now or you'll get no treats for a week.

05:46No, no, no.

05:47I was just kidding.

05:48Don't climb higher.

05:49Kitty, please come down.

05:50And time.

05:51Clearly you don't have the power to talk to animals or levitate.

05:55Clearly not.

05:57Seriously?

05:58Now you come down?

05:59This is going horribly.

06:01I don't even want to know how many times I've failed.

06:03So far you've had three failures and zero passes.

06:06So what's the next test I get a fail at?

06:08Next you are to save the world from nuclear codes being released.

06:12Nuclear what?

06:13You will have five minutes to hack into an encrypted computer to save humanity.

06:17Of course I do.

06:21Okay, I need a password to get into the dang thing.

06:23Four minutes and 30 seconds to save humanity.

06:26Okay, well breathing down my neck isn't going to make me do it faster.

06:29And if you're going to do that, may I suggest a mint?

06:32Four minutes?

06:33Oh, I'm going to try password as the password because I heard that's a popular one.

06:37Not that I've used that for any of my passwords, but I've just, I've heard it.

06:43Didn't work.

06:44What about password one?

06:46Still no.

06:47Password two?

06:48If I had an encrypted computer full of information I didn't want to be hacked, what would I use?

06:57Maybe.

06:58I love chicken nuggies is not the correct password.

07:00How did you know that's what I was going to choose?

07:02I know everything.

07:06You failed to save the planet and now humanity is erased.

07:09Thank goodness these are just simulations.

07:11What super ability was I supposed to show on this one?

07:14Having a super high IQ, which you do not.

07:16From my observations it seems you have a below average at best.

07:19Rude.

07:20I'm not going to lie to you Sage, this is not going well.

07:23I tried to tell you I don't have any superpowers.

07:26That's it.

07:27I fail at this, I fail at being normal, I fail at everything.

07:32I didn't say to throw yourself a pity party.

07:35You have two challenges left.

07:36The next challenge will be to fly a super jet.

07:39Fly a super jet?

07:41I can't do that.

07:42I haven't even gotten my driver's license yet.

07:44And not because I haven't tried, but because I failed at that too.

07:47Four times.

07:50Okay.

07:51You don't have any pedals, so one of these buttons has to make you go.

07:59Why don't you just light up which button and I'll press it?

08:01Are you having trouble in there?

08:03We're just getting to know each other before we fly off together.

08:07This test is timed, remember?

08:08Maybe get to know each other later?

08:10She is so annoying.

08:12What do you say, Jet?

08:14Why don't you just fly yourself, take me back home?

08:16What's taking so long?

08:18I don't know which button to press.

08:21I give up.

08:22Are you quitting?

08:24Yes, I quit.

08:25If you wish to surrender, that's an instant fail.

08:28Well, I either fail because I can't fly the thing or fail because I give up.

08:33Either way, I'm a failure.

08:34Come on down then.

08:35That's five failures and zero passes.

08:38I'll be honest with you, Sage.

08:40You might just get your wish to go back to your old school.

08:43You seem so attached to it.

08:44You must have a lot of friends there.

08:46Not really, but at least those bullies don't have superpowers.

08:50I can only imagine the bullies you have here.

08:53You will not get bullied here, Sage.

08:55We have a strict policy.

08:56And with our teachers having mind reading capabilities, no one gets past us.

09:01Okay, on to the last challenge.

09:03What's this one?

09:04You are to move that car without touching it.

09:07I should have known that was coming.

09:10Come on, car.

09:12Move!

09:13I don't think that's going to work.

09:15I don't know what you expect me to do, okay?

09:17I tried telling you I can't do it.

09:20I don't have any special powers, okay?

09:22I'm just Stinky Sage.

09:24You could ask anyone.

09:26What's happening?

09:27The car.

09:28It's turning on, Sage.

09:29How?

09:30Stay with it, Sage.

09:31Get angry.

09:32Stinky Sage.

09:35Stinky Sage.

09:37Stinky Sage.

09:39I'm doing it.

09:41The car's moving.

09:43This is so cool.

09:45Does this mean I actually have powers?

09:47It does indeed.

09:48I am pleased to tell you that you are telekinetic.

09:50What does that mean?

09:51It means you can move stuff with your mind.

09:53That is why none of the other challenges worked on you.

09:56It is all about your mind, and when you get angry enough, your power unlocks.

10:00Which explains the Throne bus.

10:02Well, I failed everything and passed one, so that can't be good for me.

10:08On the contrary.

10:09You passed the test.

10:10I did?

10:11Even though I got like 10%?

10:14You only needed to pass one.

10:15Congratulations.

10:16I'm going to start practicing right away.

10:18See that book over there?

10:19Remarkable.

10:20And that pencil?

10:21This is just the kind of power we're hoping to find.

10:23Ooh!

10:24Let me see if I can live to you.

10:25Okay, that's quite enough.

10:27I think you will fit in very well at this super school.

10:29Does that mean I got in?

10:31It sure does.

10:32We will send you back home to pack, and you will spend the next four years here with us.

10:36Wait, I have to live here?

10:39No.

10:41I will send you a fellow watcher.

10:43I will send you horses.

10:51I will send you horses.

10:53I will send you horses.

10:55I will sell you horses to me once again.

10:58I will send an estee.

10:59I call you horses.

11:00I got a lot of them.

11:01P Вс操作ation in bed.

11:02I will send you horses.

11:03I Joseph on事 withей horses.

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