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00:00Class, this is Elsie.
00:03The new kid brought a smile with a built-in can opener.
00:09Alright, alright. Settle down.
00:11Demi, that is not how we welcome new students.
00:14Any more of that and I'll be seeing you in my office.
00:30I'm Max. You got here just in time for the spring production.
00:39Are you auditioning?
00:41I would, but my stutter.
00:47Hello class. As you may already know, this semester we're going to be putting on a terrific new play
00:53written by none other than our esteemed upperclassman playwright, Connor.
00:58My latest creation is an introspective teen romance within the artistically prolific confines of a bohemian coffee shop.
01:05I call it life, love and lattes.
01:13Oh, and the leading male role will be played by none other than yours truly.
01:18We'll be distributing sides to auditions later.
01:21Students, keep in mind that in this play there is something for everyone.
01:28Maybe not everyone.
01:34Atticus, before I met you, my daily order was an espresso with a side of ennui.
01:50But now, when I look into your eyes, my spirit begins to percolate.
02:01Kiss me now, so that my heart may grow from grande to venti.
02:07What the...
02:13Were you gonna make out with this thing?
02:15No.
02:17Oh, I see.
02:19You're gonna audition for the school play?
02:22Not exactly leading lady material.
02:25Not again with the teeth.
02:27I'm guessing your orthodontist appointment didn't go well.
02:36Hey.
02:38The good news is, the straight smile orthodontic system can make dramatic changes within a couple weeks.
02:45The bad news is, it's not covered by your insurance.
02:48And it costs thousands of dollars.
02:58Look, maybe the prices will come down in a few years.
03:01The way technology's going, I mean, who knows?
03:04But I'm starting a new school tomorrow.
03:08Until I get this train wreck fixed, I completely doubt they'll even consider me for a lead role.
03:14Look, if they don't give you a shot at it, just tell them.
03:18Don't be quick to judge.
03:20Just because appearances can be deceiving.
03:22I know.
03:23I know.
03:24Easy for you to say.
03:25You're not an actress.
03:28Nope, I'm not.
03:29But that's the only thing you got right this entire conversation.
03:34Oh, Atticus, you're like a well-poured foam on a cappuccino.
03:46You're soft and smooth.
03:51And you sweeten the bitter brew of my teenage life.
03:55Just say you'll be mine and begin to escape this daily grind forever.
04:01Oh.
04:05Elsie, I don't know what school we stole you from, but I hope you're planning on auditioning for the lead role.
04:10Who could even focus on her acting when these gap teeth are taking center stage?
04:22Mr. Rodriguez is r-r-r-right.
04:25She's r-r-r-really good.
04:27Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shut up, dork.
04:30Uh-oh.
04:43I think crazy teeths got a crush on you.
04:45Mind if I sit with you?
04:57Oh.
04:58No.
04:59No.
05:00Go.
05:01No.
05:02No.
05:03Go.
05:04Oh my god.
05:05Look at me.
05:06Who is she?
05:17Hey.
05:18Hey.
05:19Wanna s-s-sit with me?
05:23You don't mind being seen with a girl with gap teeth?
05:36As long as you don't m-m-m-mind my stutter.
05:45By the way, I agree.
05:49You-you should a-audition.
05:52You were a-amazing.
06:08Hey, gap tooth girl.
06:09Looks like you have a goal post in your mouth.
06:11Open up.
06:12I want a field goal.
06:15I'll see.
06:16Aw, let's go.
06:19And you said that Photoshop course was a waste of time.
06:29Not one person signed up to help build sets for my plane.
06:32Well, it probably doesn't help that you took the sign-up sheet off the bulletin board.
06:35This is my production.
06:36These are my words.
06:37My creative expression.
06:39It has to be incredible.
06:40I can't leave anything to chance.
06:42But I can't be bothered to build these sets myself because it's beneath my pay grade, let's be honest with you.
06:46And you're forgetting about your biggest commitment.
06:48Hanging with this cutie.
06:50I have to find someone who's willing to do all the work for me.
06:55Some kind of loser with no life.
06:57With nothing to do.
06:58Someone who's willing to do whatever I tell them to do.
07:01I get negative.
07:02And I'll see you at the beginning of my time.
07:06And I guess it's a shame.
07:08I guess we should do better for my life.
07:10It's the買叶's security company in my lifetime.
07:11Therefore I guess I'll be ghosts.
07:12So it's insane.
07:44Don't you see? That's the magic of imagination. It can send a soaring to the stars or plunging
07:55to the depths of the sea. Whatever our hearts can dream. So let's go now. Come on that journey
08:06with me and see what wonders awaits. Thank you, Elsie. Very good. But have you ever considered
08:14getting braces?
08:15Oh, sorry.
08:45Sorry. My bad. Hold on. Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine. Just allergies. Well, I was actually
08:54hoping to run into you and, well, not literally run into you. Anyway, I've got something for
09:01you.
09:01You wrote me a poem? Yeah. Oh, it's actually Elsie with an I-E, not E-E. Oh.
09:13Oh. This is sweet. I really wish I could see you more often. Would you mind helping me
09:30with the sets for my play? I'll take that, yes.
09:40Connor.
09:50Connor. What do you think?
09:54Took me a couple tries to get the hang of it, but...
09:57That is fine work, Elsie. Very fine work. Just, uh, a couple more walls and you can call
10:02it a day.
10:03Oh, I actually need to get going.
10:06Elsie, we're in such a tight schedule here that I desperately need you to get these finished
10:12as soon as possible. Can you please do that for me?
10:15You know, maybe sometime we can start talking about you auditioning for the leading lady.
10:22Really?
10:23Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. You're certainly leading lady material.
10:27Okay. Uh, sure. Um, I know how important this play is for you.
10:32Oh, no. No, you are important to me.
10:38So, uh, just lock up when you're done, okay?
10:41The lead role is still mine, right?
10:59Because I thought I heard you telling Elsie that...
11:02Look, do you not see I'm encouraging her? The more she trusts me, the more she'll do
11:07for me. Therefore, a few more flattering conversations, she'll be hawking tickets down the street.
11:11corner. Do you understand?
11:13Or, if you need woodcut for the sets, you can just use her teeth.
11:16Wait, listen. Don't worry about Elsie, okay? I've got her right where I want her.
11:26Thanks for helping me with my homework. I've been so busy, I feel like I'm falling behind.
11:32Sure thing. By the way, I got you something.
11:39Oh my gosh. This is so sweet. Thank you. And you spelled my name right.
11:52Are you sure Conor's not using you? I mean, how many leading ladies are busy sanding tables?
12:17I mean, it's high school production. Conor can use all the help he can get.
12:26It's not just about the play. I think he's got a thing for me.
12:32What? You don't think that's possible? I didn't s-s-s-say that.
12:41Conor, since this is your play, I would defer you to casting. Now I trust you'd be fair and impartial.
12:51Of course. My integrity as an artist demands it.
13:00When Atticus orders his double shot mocha cappuccino with oat milk, it's not just transactional.
13:07It's transformative. And perhaps transcendental.
13:14It isn't just written into the side of my cup, but scrolled into my soul.
13:23But that's not all my pen yearns to inscribe.
13:32There are three more words as audacious and presumptuous as they are sincere.
13:39And those words are, I love you. But alas, my feelings must remain shrouded in secrecy.
14:02Save for the bespoke heart that I craft into his cappuccino foam.
14:10So drink up, dear Atticus. For me.
14:20It's your call, Conor, but I think we both know who our leading lady should be.
14:32Yes! Let's go home.
14:46My God, excuse me. My God, please.
14:49What? Understudy?
14:53I am nobody's understudy.
15:02They totally fell for it.
15:09I don't get it.
15:11Why did you give Elsie the lead role?
15:13Two very important reasons.
15:15One, to keep Mr. Rodriguez off my back.
15:17And two, to make sure Elsie keeps working diligently on the sets.
15:22She's turned into quite the craftswoman.
15:24But don't worry. On opening night, I'm making a tour adjustment and Demi will take over the lead role.
15:29Yeah, because no one wants to see that gap-toothed loser on stage anyway.
15:33Besides, I have my artistic integrity to uphold.
15:37Who would ever believe that my handsome leading man would ever fall for that freak?
15:41Hey, you don't think that he, uh...
15:54When Atticus orders his double shot mocha cappuccino with oatmeal, it's not just transactional.
16:02It's transformative.
16:05Perhaps even transcendental.
16:08I added the even.
16:11Is that okay?
16:13Connor?
16:16Connor!
16:17What?
16:18Nah, it's amazing.
16:19Uh, listen.
16:20I have to get going, unfortunately.
16:22I need to discuss some lighting cues with Alfredo.
16:24Can you do me a huge favor and stick around to varnish the coffee table, please?
16:27Oh, actually, I have to study with Max.
16:30We have a big chemistry test coming up.
16:32Really?
16:33Max asked you to study with him.
16:37I knew it.
16:38All you see is just jealous that you're spending so much time with me.
16:43That he's trying to steal you away.
16:44No, Max doesn't like that.
16:45Then why did I overhear him say that I'm unworthy?
16:47Hmm?
16:48That he's the only one who deserves to be with you?
16:49He's trying to steal you away from me.
16:50Keep your eyes open and you'll see.
16:51But we're not going to let that happen, are we?
16:53Are we?
16:54Are we?
16:55Are we?
16:56Are we?
16:57Yeah.
16:58Yeah.
16:59He's trying to steal you away from me.
17:00He's trying to steal you away from me.
17:03Keep your eyes open and you'll see.
17:06But we're not going to let that happen, are we?
17:19Are we?
17:21Hey, where were you?
17:40I tried t-t-t-texting you.
17:43Sorry, I was busy.
17:45Okay.
17:46But I need to talk to you about c-c-c-Connor.
17:50He's trying to screw you over b-b-b-big time.
17:53Is that what's actually happening or are you just jealous that I'm spending more time
17:57with Connor?
17:58What?
17:59I'm not jealous.
18:00I overheard Connor's going to t-t-take your role and give it to D-D-Demi.
18:06Why would he do that?
18:07I've already been cast.
18:08Would you quit trying to sabotage our relationship?
18:12If you cared about me, you would drop this.
18:19Okay.
18:20Okay.
18:21Just come to opening night.
18:23Okay?
18:24Honey, I'm so excited to see you on the stage.
18:41If I'm going to record the whole thing, make sure to bring a charger as well.
18:45Oh, because I reminded him twice.
18:48Yes.
18:50I've got a b-b-bad feeling about tonight.
18:57Why do you say that?
18:58Because I know that there's a tour behind this play, and his greatest performance is pretending
19:05to be a decent person.
19:07I'm rehearsed.
19:08I'm ready.
19:09Become the character.
19:10Hey, Elsie.
19:11Connor wants to see you.
19:12He's in the storage room.
19:13Storage room?
19:14Why would you want to see me in there?
19:16Connor!
19:17I'm ready.
19:18I'm ready.
19:19I'm ready.
19:20Become the character.
19:21Hey, Elsie.
19:22Connor wants to see you.
19:23He's in the storage room.
19:25Storage room?
19:26Why would you want to see me in there?
19:29Connor!
19:30Hey!
19:31What are you doing?
19:32I was going over the kissing scene with my lead actress.
19:39But I thought I was the lead actress.
19:42Oh.
19:43You're not actually the actress.
19:44I'm not actually the actress.
19:45I'm not.
19:46I'm not.
19:47I'm not.
19:48I'm not.
19:49I'm not.
19:50I'm not.
19:51I'm not.
19:52I'm not.
19:53I'm not.
19:54I'm not.
19:55I'm not.
19:56I'm not.
19:57I'm not.
19:58You're not actually surprised, are you?
20:01I mean, you.
20:03On stage with those teeth.
20:06The play's not a comedy.
20:08No, it's not.
20:09Elsie.
20:10I can't.
20:11I can't believe I feel I can do this.
20:24Hey.
20:25You can.
20:26And you're going to show them.
20:28Okay?
20:29I can't.
20:30I can't.
20:31I can't believe I feel I can do this.
20:34Hey.
20:35You can.
20:36And you're going to show them.
20:38Okay?
20:39This new play I wrote over this summer?
20:52It's incredible.
20:53It's next level artistry.
20:55I impressed myself.
20:56Are you going to let Demi audition?
20:58After what happened last time, you're joking, right?
21:02But alas, my feelings must remain shrouded, uh, shrouded in secrecy, save for the bespoke, um, the bespoke.
21:23Let's face it, Demi can't act.
21:36Yeah, she's high school hot or whatever, but once I'm enrolled in a dramatic arts academy with a bevy of beautiful castmates,
21:43my prospects will be much more alluring.
21:46I wonder if Gaptooth would want to try out for your new play.
21:49I hope so.
21:50I could use some well-crafted sets.
21:52You know what I mean?
22:02Who is that?
22:05I don't know, babe.
22:07She's got to be in my new play.
22:10Hello, my dear.
22:11Welcome to Brookside.
22:12My name is Con...
22:16Elsie?
22:19How did this happen?
22:20Well, you're the reason it happened.
22:23I learned a lot of skills working on your set.
22:26Painting, varnishing, basic carpentry.
22:29So I put them to use over the summer, doing home improvement projects for my neighbors.
22:33I made enough money to afford my dental work, plus a complete makeover.
22:40I'm not going to lie, I was kind of devastated after everything, but then someone reminded me of my worth.
22:47You're very welcome, actually.
22:50Hopefully you'll be gracing my stage very soon.
22:52Would you like to talk over dinner?
22:56I don't think my boyfriend would like that very much.
22:59I cannot believe you.
23:13What?
23:14You're going to play dumb?
23:16Someone just texted me this.
23:18Let's face it.
23:20Demi can't act.
23:21This is high school hot or whatever, but...
23:27I wonder who sent her that.
23:32I just wanted to let you know that we're changing things up this semester and we're not going to be producing your new play.
23:41What?
23:43That's literally my best work yet.
23:45Well, I found something even better.
23:47A Plasmid of yours wrote this fantastic production about this young woman that has a denoid regularity,
23:54who finds the strength to break free from those tormenting and manipulating her.
23:58Bravo, Elsie.
24:01I can't believe it.
24:04The Aptosco took my spot.
24:07Don't be quick to judge because appearances...
24:09Can be d-d-d-deceiving.
24:12I adjusted my teeth, but you need to adjust everything.
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