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Coronation Street Season 66 Episode 87
Coronation Street Monday July 28 2025

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00:00MUSIC
00:25Easy upstairs.
00:26No, it's in the backyard. I'm phoned to the insurers.
00:29We might not be covered because the doors weren't locked.
00:32It's all my fault then.
00:33You passed it in from pillar to post.
00:36It's odd the CCTV wasn't working.
00:39Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought that too.
00:41It was fine the other day.
00:43OK, you got me. I was in on it.
00:45Come on, stealing off my own brother.
00:49I'd better go.
00:51Yeah.
00:53All right?
00:59Cure just like heaven.
01:02I think it's supposed to be ironic.
01:04Tyrone's just got off the phone with Mr Spencer,
01:07customer from yesterday.
01:08Apparently his wife's prescription sunglasses are in the glove box,
01:11so he's had her to contend with and all.
01:13Well, they might not pay out.
01:15Theft's theft.
01:16I'll quote you, shall I?
01:17Any more chest pain or did Abby kiss it better?
01:20Is that a fight you've come for?
01:22Oh, I wouldn't fight a bloke with cancer.
01:24If this goes south...
01:26Well, what would we do about Mr Spencer?
01:28You look at the back of the settee.
01:30See if you can find a spare 30 grand in change.
01:33Look, about this MOT business...
01:36You know, maybe I should go to the police after all.
01:38Well, maybe I should tell Abby after all.
01:40Oh, you'd risk that, would you?
01:42Call my bluff.
01:47Restorative justice.
01:49Restorative injustice, more like.
01:51Is it restorative or restorative?
01:54Restorative.
01:56Well, it's tempting to tell them where to stick it.
02:01I mean, if this was a far-right rally, what would they do?
02:03Maybe pretend a few of them?
02:05Yeah, far-right rallies.
02:06They'll become the known soon, even over here.
02:08Hmm.
02:09Well, when is it?
02:10Uh, next Wednesday, I think.
02:13Oh, I don't know.
02:14Maybe it's easier to just go along with it rather than go to court.
02:17I say that because I'm a legal background.
02:20You've got a legal background?
02:21I didn't know that.
02:22Seeing as you've only told me around 6,000 times...
02:26Hang on, did you get into Oxford?
02:28I often think what might have been.
02:30I could be a partner now, some big firm in the city.
02:34And instead you're here, lowering caskets into the ground.
02:37There's a bit more to it than that.
02:39Oh.
02:40What time is our view in?
02:42One.
02:43Just looking at the link you sent me.
02:45I know it's a bob or two.
02:46A bob or three?
02:47Well, yeah, but both our incomes, though.
02:50Yeah, we'll make it happen.
02:51I mean, I can put in a bit more if you're struggling with child maintenance.
02:54Oh, I want this place.
02:56Or something like it.
02:57I've always dreamed of living in town.
02:59Agent said that there's a lot of people looking at it, so we might have to swoop.
03:02Yeah, it is a good price.
03:03Look, I know the service charges are high, but there is a pool in the basement, plus a gym.
03:08You could cancel your membership at the country club, ho-ho.
03:12I'm on the tram line to work.
03:13Instead of the birdman.
03:15Hey, think.
03:16A month's time we could be on that balcony, sipping a glass of wine together.
03:20Or a can of lager, if that's your preference.
03:24Danielle shouting up at us.
03:26Let her shout.
03:27Yeah.
03:28Let her shout.
03:31Well, surely I can't go ahead if Dee Dee's not here.
03:33Well, she said she'd be back in time.
03:35It's too late to cancel now.
03:36What is this meeting for?
03:38To finalise the details on the SGO I applied for.
03:41Special guardianship order.
03:43I'll see you there.
03:45Don't worry about the bill, your old dad's got it.
03:50Look, Dee Dee will be home in time.
03:52Don't worry.
03:53You feel?
03:55Oh, hello.
03:57Hello again.
03:58We should stop meeting like this.
04:00No, scratch that.
04:01We should keep meeting like this.
04:02Who gave you the authority to offer that young lad a job?
04:05Kevin's already had it out with me.
04:06I'm sorry, I didn't think it'd hurt.
04:08Taking on a 16-year-old with no skills?
04:10Well, he can do the valeting, fetch the sandwiches, save us all this asshole.
04:14Well, and his wages would come out of your pocket, would they?
04:17Are you really coming after me today, eh?
04:19If the insurance doesn't pay out, you get to walk away.
04:22But I'm stuck.
04:23Then walk away with me.
04:26After the trouble you've caused.
04:29Fine.
04:30If you've got that much faith in him.
04:32Oh, why shouldn't I have?
04:35I'm just jealous, that's all.
04:38Look, just do me a favour, will you?
04:40On your way back, will you nip and get those breakpods?
04:42Copy that.
04:51But yes, Auntie G.
04:53No, Auntie, no, of course.
04:57No, you too, Auntie.
04:59No, naturally I'll be coming to pick you up from the airport.
05:02I just...
05:04Whatever...
05:08Okay, goodbye, Auntie.
05:11Airport?
05:14Auntie Rani.
05:15She's coming to the wedding.
05:18She's coming, she's coming to the wedding and there's nothing I could do.
05:21Yeah, she's giving you 25 grand.
05:23Okay, you can't begrudge you an invite.
05:24I know that, honey, I know, but it's like it's Auntie Rani.
05:29Hey!
05:30Hey, guess who's coming to the wedding?
05:32Who's the man in the shop?
05:34I'll put the back in five sign on the shop door.
05:37I had an email saying my trainers arrived.
05:40A second hand.
05:42Second hand trainers?
05:43Unwarned.
05:44Seventeen quid.
05:45Who's coming to the wedding?
05:47Auntie Rani.
05:49You're joking.
05:50Ah, be right.
05:52You should have never have accepted that money.
05:54No, you should have heard him.
05:56Shall I stand here, Auntie Rani, or shall I move one inch to the left?
05:59Yes, Auntie Rani.
06:00No, Auntie Rani.
06:01Anything you say, Auntie Rani.
06:04I can't wait.
06:06Well, at least we're prepared for the earthquake.
06:08You know, we can tape up the windows, put away the crockery.
06:13No such thing as a free lunch, Dad.
06:15Can't believe you didn't expect this.
06:18No.
06:20Excuse me.
06:21It'll be all right.
06:23It'll be absolutely fine.
06:25She's just little, you know.
06:26She's a little, little old lady.
06:27Little, little harmless little old lady.
06:29That's, er...
06:30Absolutely nothing to be scared of.
06:36I'm not sure how I'm the brew boy again, but there you go.
06:39Where's Cal?
06:40I've asked him to nip out to get those brake pads.
06:43What, he could have got the expansion tank for the Mazda.
06:45I'd text him.
06:47I've made him a brick...
06:48Do you know, every time I look up, he isn't he?
06:51What if...
06:52What if we look up one day and Kev's not here?
06:56Right, listen.
06:57Everything is gonna be okay.
06:59Jack should know the truth.
07:01It's not fair.
07:03Right, well, I don't see the point.
07:04But is that enough right now?
07:06If the news gets worse and he's completely unprepared, I'd never forgive myself.
07:10Well, why don't you cross that bridge when you get to it, eh?
07:13If you get to it.
07:14Oh, yeah, right.
07:15You know, we said your dad was fine.
07:16Well, he isn't.
07:17He's got six weeks to live.
07:18Oh, come on.
07:19They're not gonna say that.
07:20How do you know that?
07:22Well, I don't.
07:23Are you a doctor?
07:24Or a cancer specialist?
07:25Are you God?
07:26Oh, no, obviously not.
07:29I think Jack's halfway there and I don't want him working it out on his own.
07:33Or overhearing us talking.
07:34Me and Kev, we need to sit him down.
07:36Well, what if Kev refuses?
07:37Well, then I'll talk to him on me own.
07:39Oh, come on, Kevin.
07:40I'd go mad.
07:41The pressure's too much for me, Ty.
07:43If he does get worse or he...
07:44He dies.
07:45Right, Kevin, he's not gonna die, okay?
07:52Mmm.
07:53I'm not being funny, but that is so good.
07:55Yeah, Ethiopian.
07:56Well, what do you expect?
07:57High-class establishment like this compared to your greasy spoon?
08:01Hey, you don't want to call it that.
08:03I actually did pitch to Roy about doing speciality coffees.
08:06The plat white.
08:08That's good.
08:09What's in it?
08:10Well, nothing.
08:11It's just a flat white, but made by me.
08:13It's the plat white.
08:15Or, erm, Kappa Shono.
08:18Oh, no, no, that's terrible.
08:20Hold on, hold on.
08:22Amera Nikano.
08:23Awful.
08:25Okay, so anyway, erm, so Lily went this morning, then.
08:27Oh, yeah, all guns blazing.
08:29Eko club.
08:30Don't say it like that.
08:31Like what?
08:32Well, just people who fight for the environment get a really bad name,
08:34and, you know, it's literally the most important thing in the world.
08:37Hey, I have got Roy Cropper in my ear all day long.
08:40The planet heating up, the reliance on fossil fuels, the benefits of clean energy.
08:45I know it all.
08:46Oh, it's great the kids are getting worked up about it.
08:48Well, it's not what you said this morning.
08:50Look, so Sam was giving him a hard time about single-use plastic bottles, right?
08:54And he gets a lecture about economic realities for his trouble.
08:57Oh, hey, Lily started following a load of, erm, eco-activists last night after Sam left.
09:02Oh, environmentalists, what, whatever you call them.
09:04Oh, people who care about the future.
09:06Yeah, yeah, you know, like that, erm, that German one, Louise, er, somebody.
09:10I don't know, she's fit though.
09:12Oh, you know, that misses the point so much it's untrue.
09:15Oh, it's unbelievable.
09:17Like that's not your go-to.
09:19Louise Neubauer.
09:20But do you know what?
09:21If it takes a poster girl to get your attention, then so be it.
09:24Sad though it is.
09:25Yes.
09:26It is nice though that, you know, they seem to have put the differences behind them.
09:29Yeah, I'll drink to that.
09:31Yeah, cheers for these.
09:32Ah.
09:33They're not free.
09:35And what?
09:36Listen, why don't you hang around for lunch?
09:38Well, we're gonna have to pay for that or not?
09:40Oh, no, no, no.
09:41There's a father like you, no wonder Lily just thinks about herself.
09:44Well, a father like you, no wonder Sam's a little weirdo.
09:48Sam's not a little weirdo.
09:49Yeah, there's no more weird than you, Damien Omen.
09:52What?
09:53What do you mean?
09:54We're pushing Mum down the stairs, shall I go on?
09:56Yeah, go on.
09:57Alright then, fasten your seatbelts.
09:59You sure you'd be saying that to her?
10:01Sorry.
10:02Right, that is enough, David.
10:04David?
10:05Oh, good timing.
10:06Just going for a nap.
10:07Where's Jack?
10:08Toilet, where do you think?
10:09Let's tell him.
10:10Tell him what?
10:11That you haven't got better.
10:12Why?
10:13Because it isn't fair on any of us.
10:15No.
10:16Yes.
10:17No, he's my son.
10:18I don't want him to know.
10:19Your son?
10:20I'm sorry, but that's the way it is.
10:22Jack!
10:23No.
10:24No.
10:25No, he's my son.
10:26I don't want him to know.
10:27Your son?
10:28I'm sorry, but that's the way it is.
10:31Jack!
10:32Jack!
10:33What are you doing?
10:34I'm being honest with him, and if you're too scared to do it, there's the door.
10:38No, but you can't tell him.
10:39Why can't I?
10:40The doctors were happy, weren't they?
10:46They gave you the all clear.
10:49He told her.
10:51Can you honestly blame him?
10:55I am.
10:56I'm so, so sorry.
11:00Do you know what?
11:01I bet he's an argument with his.
11:02He's got a look on his face, hasn't he?
11:03Hmm?
11:04What look?
11:05That, you know, I'm in the dog house, where I belong, sort of look.
11:06Do you know what?
11:07I bet he's an argument with his.
11:08He's got a look on his face, hasn't he?
11:23Hmm?
11:24What look?
11:25That, you know, I'm in the dog house, where I belong, sort of look.
11:30Do you know what?
11:31I can always tell when a woman shouted at a bloke.
11:34Could be completely unrelated.
11:36Howdy counted you last night.
11:37Did they play?
11:38Imagine a football result affecting your mood, eh?
11:41Yeah, I know.
11:42Tell me about it.
11:43Do you know what?
11:44It's like watching a monkey in a zoo, that.
11:46Yeah, except a monkey's more sophisticated than Ty Roughton.
11:49Don't be tired.
11:51I'm joking.
11:52I mean, come on.
11:53Look at that little face there.
11:54How could you shout at that?
11:56It's like clubbing a baby seal, innit?
12:00Anyway, this Auntie Rani of yours...
12:04Come on, Ashley.
12:05She can't be that bad, surely.
12:06Hmm.
12:07Well, when I was a kid, Kate, she wrestled my Nintendo DS out of my hand,
12:12threw it in the river.
12:13Dad never said a word.
12:15Why?
12:16Well, because he's so scared of her.
12:18No, I meant, why did she throw your DS in the river?
12:20Oh, oh.
12:21I don't know.
12:22She said something like it was disadvantageous to my mental development
12:27or somehow or other.
12:28And you said she literally threw it in the river.
12:32Splosh.
12:33You know, I wouldn't mind, but I'd just got it for Christmas as well.
12:37You know, it was, erm, back when my mum was alive.
12:41You know, when she found out, she went up the wall.
12:44Yeah.
12:45Anyway, like you said, she's gonna give them 25 big ones, then.
12:50She'll be expecting a hero's welcome.
12:5225 grand, man.
12:53You'd want to throw that away.
12:54Old people.
12:55They're nuts.
12:56Yeah.
12:57Why did you do it?
12:58It was good news.
12:59But you decided to lie.
13:00I was scared.
13:01What of?
13:02Losing you.
13:03Well, at least you didn't lie to Jack.
13:04I thought it was the only thing keeping us together.
13:07The only thing keeping you here.
13:08Well, what made you think that?
13:09The way you look at him.
13:10Car.
13:11Younger.
13:12Fitter.
13:13When did you get the all clear?
13:14I was scared.
13:15I was scared.
13:16What?
13:17Losing you.
13:18Well, at least you didn't lie to Jack.
13:20I thought it was the only thing keeping us together.
13:23The only thing keeping you here.
13:25Well, what made you think that?
13:27The way you look at him.
13:29Car.
13:30Younger.
13:31Fitter.
13:32When did you get the all clear?
13:33Oh.
13:34What?
13:35It was...
13:36It was that day you went in on your own.
13:39I hadn't planned it that way.
13:42I didn't even know what I was going to say till it came out my mouth.
13:45Sneaking off to chemo on your own.
13:46No wonder you didn't want me with you.
13:47I wanted you back.
13:48Why didn't you just talk to me?
13:49I thought if I could just get rid of him.
13:52Get him to fly back to Germany.
13:54I wanted you back.
13:55Why didn't you just talk to me?
13:56I thought if I could just get rid of him.
13:59Get him to fly back to Germany.
14:01This is the worst thing anyone's ever done to me.
14:04Still think there's something going on.
14:07Deny it all you want.
14:09Do not try to put this on me.
14:12Your brother is a liability leaving the shows open like that.
14:17And he might have lost us our business if yesterday doesn't get sorted.
14:20That's our livelihood.
14:21You think I don't know that?
14:22Why would I want to be with him?
14:24Because of the way I am.
14:26A foolish grey old man who works every hour God sends.
14:30For us.
14:31For us.
14:32The boys.
14:33Try to put tea on the table.
14:35Keep things ticking over.
14:36I know you do.
14:37And all the time this.
14:38There is nothing going on!
14:41Look, I might not be everything you've dreamed of.
14:43But I'm here.
14:44Supporting you.
14:45And you know why?
14:47I worship the ground you walk on.
14:50Kevin.
14:51I might be simple.
14:52No.
14:53Pub.
14:54Match.
14:55Garage.
14:56What you see is what you get.
14:58You've had cancer.
15:00And you know the agony it causes.
15:01The worry.
15:02The stress.
15:03And you chose to keep putting me through it.
15:07Stay.
15:08I can't even look at you right now.
15:09Have you heard about these burglaries?
15:14What burglaries?
15:15Six houses broken into this week.
15:16What, around here?
15:17Yeah.
15:18The burglars move everyone's furniture around.
15:19It's like their signature move.
15:20Right.
15:21Oh, they wanted to meet at the bistro.
15:22For lunch.
15:23Yeah.
15:24I'll go if you go.
15:25Yeah.
15:26I'll go if you go.
15:27Yeah.
15:28Oh, yeah.
15:29I can't even look at you.
15:30I can't even look at you right now.
15:31I can't even look at you right now.
15:32Have you heard about these burglaries?
15:34What burglaries?
15:35Six houses broken into this week.
15:36What, around here?
15:37Yeah.
15:38The burglars move everyone's furniture around.
15:39It's like their signature move.
15:40Right.
15:41Oh, they wanted to meet at the bistro.
15:46For lunch.
15:47Yeah, I'll go if you go.
15:48Yeah.
15:49Okay.
15:50You're not gonna finish that first?
15:53It's already finished.
15:54I mean, I'd start again if I were you.
15:56You know, you need a proper slogan.
15:58Not just a picture of a turbine.
16:00They said you could stay if you wanted.
16:02It's okay.
16:18You know, they reckon these help you sleep.
16:21I heard that.
16:23And sour cherry juice.
16:25Really?
16:26Mm-hmm.
16:27Huh?
16:28Are you a bad sleeper?
16:29What do you think?
16:31Frankie.
16:32Yeah, it's not just that.
16:33It's the stuff that invades my brain sometimes.
16:37You know, grim memories, poor decisions, regrets.
16:41How long's your break?
16:43Only 15 minutes.
16:44Why?
16:45My dad had a go at me for putting the back and five sign on the door.
16:48Oh, let me see trainers.
16:50Oh, very nice.
16:51Can I wear them to the wedding?
16:54Yeah, you're joking, right?
16:55I'll be suited and booted.
16:57Auntie Rani would do her nut if I wear these.
16:59Yeah, she sounds like a proper handful of her.
17:02My dad's terrified of her.
17:04You know, I would love to be a fly on the wall at that wedding.
17:07A day of stress, probably.
17:09I don't know, you know.
17:11Never been to one me.
17:12You never been to a wedding?
17:14No.
17:15My cousin got married once, but she didn't invite us.
17:18Been to a few, you know.
17:19Three, actually.
17:20But no.
17:22No weddings.
17:24Would you like to come?
17:25What, like, as your plus one or something?
17:30Is that what they call it?
17:32Call it what you want.
17:34I'll think about it, yeah.
17:37Okay, well, I've got to get back to work.
17:40But I will see you later.
17:51I do know what I'm doing.
17:53All right, I'm just checking it's compatible.
17:55Oi!
17:56What part of our agreement, do you not understand?
17:59What agreement?
18:00Don't give me what agreement.
18:01I'm going straight down to the police station.
18:03Now you can sit here and wait, or get to the airport.
18:05I don't mind.
18:06What's he done?
18:07Yeah, what have I done?
18:08Why'd you tell her?
18:09Tell her what?
18:10You know what?
18:11I haven't told her anything, all right?
18:13She told me to go and get some brake pads.
18:15Gave me a mouthful about yesterday.
18:16Look, if I could go back in time and lock those shutters,
18:19believe me, I would.
18:20She knows I lied.
18:21What?
18:22Get...
18:25You!
18:26Look, things were getting out of hand.
18:28Look, Dave, you're the right!
18:29No, what gives you the right?
18:31My daughter had cancer, remember?
18:33It's no joke.
18:34What are you going to do?
18:35Punch me again?
18:36He's had it, eh?
18:37What was all that about?
18:50I'll tell her to him.
18:57Dad?
18:58Shona?
18:59Shona?
19:02Ah!
19:05Not bad.
19:06Yeah.
19:07As far as a pancake.
19:08I've got 18 minutes.
19:10Yeah, well, you're not going anywhere with that.
19:12Can you change a tyre?
19:14Of course I can change a tyre.
19:15You really don't want to lose this place.
19:17Well, neither do I.
19:18What if it gets snapped up this afternoon?
19:19Have you got a spur?
19:20I assume so.
19:21And a jack.
19:22What?
19:28An old spare tyre.
19:29Well, where's it gone?
19:30We could, er...
19:31I thought we could get a tram.
19:33Well, we could call the experts.
19:35What, I missed the viewing?
19:40Dee Dee, it's your dad again.
19:41Look, the facilitator's here.
19:43Everyone's waiting for you.
19:44The meeting was supposed to start eight minutes ago.
19:46What are you playing at?
19:48He'll make out like he would have been Webby's top goalscorer of all time.
19:52He wasn't that good.
19:53He only played a few games.
19:54Michael was the one who actually wanted to be a professional footballer.
19:57You can still see the NBA's eyes to this day.
19:59Er, why would I want to be a footballer?
20:01Who'd want that?
20:02The money, the adulation, the afternoons to yourself.
20:05That's a loser, Bill.
20:08Did you reach her?
20:09No.
20:13It's worth me going through one or two things without your sister present.
20:15I've got another two appointments after this.
20:17Well, is that fair?
20:19Dad!
20:22Hiya!
20:23Sorry, I'm late.
20:25I'm Dee Dee.
20:27Bella's birth mother.
20:33Can't believe anybody would do that.
20:35You didn't know, did you?
20:36Of course I didn't.
20:38No, promise me now, cos I can't have the pair of you lying to me.
20:40I would have told you straight away.
20:42Well, at least Tyrone had some backbone when it came to it.
20:46Still, should have told you sooner.
20:48He said his loyalties were split.
20:51What else did Kevin say?
20:54He said he did it because of you.
20:57Paranoid or what?
20:59He still thinks there's something going on.
21:01I mean, credit where credit's due.
21:03You think this is funny?
21:05No, sorry, it's the coping mechanism.
21:07All this time I have been trying to do the right thing.
21:09I've been avoiding you.
21:10I've been sticking by him.
21:12It makes me wonder why I bothered.
21:15You did your best.
21:16You are all I think about.
21:23You're all I think about too.
21:27But we haven't done anything wrong, right?
21:29Up till now.
21:31It's over.
21:33You and Kevin?
21:37So what is stopping us?
21:40Nothing.
21:46Same again then?
22:02Oh, I couldn't handle another orange juice.
22:04It'll go right through me.
22:06Nice.
22:08Well, I hope you to cheer your mate up.
22:10It's been sat here ages killing the vibe.
22:13You got my text then?
22:14Do with me heading.
22:15Phone pinging like there's no tomorrow.
22:18Well, I just want you to say, look, I'm really sorry Kev.
22:21I didn't want to cause any trouble.
22:22Oh, forget it, okay?
22:24It was all going to come out sooner or later.
22:27To be honest with you, part of me was relieved.
22:30I hate letting.
22:32I've been churned up for weeks.
22:34I shouldn't have put you in that position.
22:36I don't know what I was thinking.
22:38And I'm sure Abby will understand, you know,
22:40when she's had time to think about everything,
22:43that the dust settles.
22:44I haven't seen her since.
22:46No idea where she is.
22:48Well, she's not gone, has she?
22:50Well, no one could blame her if she has.
22:52She can't stand the sight of me.
22:54I knock her sick.
22:57But she hasn't packed her stuff or anything,
22:59so maybe you're right.
23:00Maybe there is still hope.
23:03Listen, I got a call out ten minutes ago,
23:05so I'm going to have to get a move on.
23:07But...
23:08But don't give up.
23:09Look, Abby's been through some tough times, you know,
23:11made bad decisions,
23:13and you were there standing by her side.
23:15So now she can do the same for you, yeah?
23:19Come on.
23:20Come on.
23:21Come on.
23:22Come on.
23:23Come on.
23:24Come on.
23:29Wow.
23:35That...
23:36was...
23:37worth the wait.
23:39Last of the great romantics, eh?
23:41Bunk up in a grotty garage.
23:43You're so hot, you know that.
23:47That was cracking.
23:50I want you, Abby.
23:52Me and you, we should be together.
23:54I feel the same.
24:02You all right, Charlie?
24:04Yeah, got everything.
24:05Good to go.
24:06Look, I can stay around and help you find Abby if you want.
24:09No, you go on a call out.
24:10I'll keep looking.
24:11Well, good luck with it all.
24:13I'm sure you'll get everything sorted.
24:15Hopefully, yeah.
24:16I'm not ready to give up on the judge yet.
24:19It's like her texting, you know.
24:21Cal wants to meet back at home.
24:24Says it's urgent.
24:25Well, maybe he knows where she is.
24:26Maybe.
24:27See you later.
24:36The world's gone mad.
24:37When we were at school, the most we had to contend with was the food.
24:39It was custard with everything.
24:40Sounds good to me.
24:41My lot weren't worried about intruders.
24:43We were a danger to ourselves.
24:45I used to run riot in the science lab.
24:48There's chemicals in there, there's scalpels, Bunsen burner.
24:52Spoken like a true lunatic.
24:54Do you remember that time I melted my tie to the chest?
24:58Happy day.
25:00Happy day.
25:01Your poor mother.
25:04Hey mate, alright?
25:05Oh, was it fun?
25:06Did you learn lots?
25:07Yeah.
25:08Yeah, it was good.
25:09Where's Lil?
25:10Oh, no we know.
25:11She'll be half way down the street dawdling.
25:12She should be here by now.
25:13No, no.
25:14She did say she was going to nip home first, to be fair.
25:16Oh shit, no.
25:18You alright?
25:19What's up?
25:20Have you been crying?
25:21She came running out of yours, said there was someone in there.
25:24What?
25:25What?
25:26The furniture's been moved around.
25:27What?
25:28I've got to take a look.
25:29Yeah, come on.
25:30Well, Sam said there's been lots of break-ins recently, so...
25:33Really?
25:35Anyway, I'll leave you used to it.
25:37Yeah, yeah.
25:38Thanks, Eddie.
25:39Cheers, mate.
25:40Shall I call the police?
25:41I don't.
25:42Why?
25:43Why not?
25:46Is there something you want to tell us?
25:51I am so grateful for everything you've done for Layla.
25:55You know, all the love you've shown her.
25:57Why, Adora, it's not difficult.
26:00No, it's not.
26:02And I'm really sorry, James.
26:05I know this is tough on you, but...
26:08What?
26:09I've changed my mind.
26:11I want my daughter back.
26:14But Layla's dad brought so much trauma into your life.
26:21I don't think you'll be able to move past that.
26:25I admit that I did struggle at first, but now I just...
26:29I see her for who she is.
26:31You know, she's her own person.
26:34Are you sure you're being totally honest with yourself?
26:36Because I'm genuinely concerned about both of you.
26:39There's no need for that, thank you.
26:41So what happens next, please?
26:45We'll support you all we can
26:47and we'll carry out regular assessments
26:49to check that you're coping.
26:51But basically...
26:52Are you okay?
27:06Are you...?
27:11You'll make a great mum.
27:13Yeah, and you'll make a great uncle.
27:16Just like you are with Glory.
27:18A consolation prize.
27:20Thanks for that.
27:21James, we're between a rock and a hard place.
27:24But we want what's best for you and Dee Dee.
27:28I know it's hard, but we just...
27:30You know, we've got to focus on the future.
27:32But you keep changing your mind.
27:34How do you know you won't change it back again?
27:36I won't.
27:38I love her.
27:39Well, now you do, sure.
27:40But tomorrow, who knows?
27:41Don't be harsh, son.
27:42Listen, all I want to do is protect her.
27:46You know, nurture her, make sure she's happy.
27:50Once I stopped listening to my head
27:52and started to trust my heart,
27:54it all fell into place.
27:56You know, it's not going back.
28:04I got your text.
28:05What's so urgent?
28:07I was worried about you.
28:09I can't believe Tyrone dropped you in it.
28:11Have you seen her?
28:12Abby, no.
28:13No, I can't see her sticking around her after what you did.
28:16Surprised you didn't punch your lights out.
28:18Would have preferred it if she did.
28:20Got it over and done with.
28:22You smug get.
28:24This has all worked out really nicely for you, hasn't it?
28:27What are you on about?
28:28Now me and Abby's done.
28:29But you can't wait to get in there.
28:31Make a move.
28:32You're delusional, mate.
28:33Well, get this in your thick skull.
28:35Between me and you, nothing's changed.
28:37Now hang on, I didn't blab your big secret.
28:39So what's the problem?
28:40You go anywhere near Abby, I swear I will go straight to the cop
28:43and tell them about your dodgy MOTs.
28:45I don't care if I go down with you.
28:48It was supposed to be a joke.
28:50What, scaring life out of her?
28:52You think that's funny?
28:53It was spiteful, Sam.
28:55Really bad.
28:56Let's not get carried away.
28:57It was obviously a stupid prank that's backfired.
28:59Look, he's had it in forever since the school thing.
29:02Well, you gave me advice.
29:04Said I should give as good as I got.
29:06Yeah, don't take advice from your Uncle David.
29:07His parenting skills are sketchy at best.
29:09Well, at least I'm not some helicopter dad like you.
29:12Respect my authority.
29:13Oh, it's just like you, isn't it?
29:15When it hits the fan, he can just rely on you to make things worse.
29:17But I was trying it well.
29:19Right, Sam, I think you should apologise to Lily.
29:22No.
29:23Apologise?
29:24No way.
29:25This is getting nowhere.
29:26Come on, let's just get out of here.
29:27Thanks for the drink.
29:29What were you thinking?
29:34This isn't like you.
29:36Well, she locked me out of the classroom.
29:38I thought I was gonna die.
29:41I just wanted her to know what it felt like to be really scared.
29:44The flat's already gone.
29:48What?
29:49Well, quick.
29:51My head had already moved in.
29:53I was lying on that balcony, butt naked, with just a fringed parasol protecting my modesty.
29:58Oh, don't worry about it.
30:00I'll find somewhere else, I'm sure.
30:05Your mate Tyrone's taking his sweet time.
30:07Give him a break.
30:08He's only been half an hour or so.
30:09Give him a paw.
30:10I'm losing the will to live.
30:11Knowing him, he's probably just stopped off for a bacon butty and a bucket of tea.
30:15I hope he's a fast eater.
30:18It's not that bad, is it?
30:19Being stuck here with me.
30:21Nowhere to go.
30:22Nothing to do.
30:24Well...
30:25I wouldn't say nothing.
30:41Get your backside in that car.
30:47Now what do you think of this little beauty?
30:50Yep.
30:51As nice as the last.
30:53You're nice.
30:55Nice is a criminal understatement, okay?
30:57This car is a work of art.
30:59It's a masterpiece of British engineering.
31:02This is poetry in motion.
31:07Usher, would you put some hot water in a bowl for me, please?
31:12Me feet are killing me.
31:14In a minute.
31:15No, m'lady.
31:16What do you think about arriving at your wedding in vintage style?
31:19Because I give you the BTC, the Beaufort Tourer Convertible.
31:26I'm not that first-lover man.
31:28You know, you could stick me in a wheelbarrow for all I care.
31:30You literally get your mind at the bistro.
31:32It'll take you all two seconds to get there.
31:34Not if we go violate this street.
31:36Oh, come on, baby, baby.
31:38Please, baby.
31:39I mean, look at it.
31:40Look!
31:41It is sleek, it is sexy, it's very, very sophisticated.
31:44I mean, this is your fiancée in car form.
31:49Sometimes I just...
31:51I'm sorry?
31:52You know, it's not too late to back out.
31:54Still time to leg it.
31:56Yo.
31:57As if she's gonna say no to this point piece of beefsteak.
32:01I've told you.
32:02Will you just let me do the organising?
32:05You probably won't get it anywhere.
32:07Too short notice.
32:08Honey.
32:09Money talks.
32:10And you throw enough spondulics at something and they will roll over.
32:15This is Aunty's only gift.
32:17Or one that keeps giving.
32:19Yeah, well...
32:20You know, that's fair enough.
32:22But I don't want to lose sight of what this wedding's really all about.
32:26And what's that?
32:29Love.
32:30Listen to her.
32:31Isn't she just like a queen amongst women?
32:36Hmm?
32:37Hmm?
32:38Here they go.
32:39Here they go.
32:40Here they go.
32:41Nah, I don't care who sees us.
32:53Um...
32:54That's how it go with Kevin.
32:56What did he have to say for himself?
32:58Man's a total wreck.
33:00Well, yeah, obviously.
33:02I have done some terrible things in me time, but...
33:05I'm lying about his health.
33:07Yeah, but it's not him though, is it?
33:09I mean, he's the last person that...
33:11Oh, please don't tell me you're falling for it.
33:13Are you feeling sorry for him after everything he's put us through?
33:16We've got to stop this.
33:18Now.
33:19Well, it's a bit late for that.
33:21He's already on his knees.
33:23If we got together who would finish him,
33:25he might end up doing something really stupid.
33:28Yeah, well that ship has well and truly sailed.
33:30You know what I'm saying?
33:32Me and you together is the worst thing we can do.
33:35And then what about your kids?
33:39They need you.
33:41Oh, I get it.
33:44Don't make this into something it's not.
33:49Oh.
33:53So you have basically lied to get your leg over?
33:56You loved him once.
34:01You can love him again.
34:02Like, is that easy?
34:04I just don't know what he'd do without you.
34:06But that's, that's not my problem.
34:10Don't I deserve a life?
34:11Don't I deserve to be happy?
34:15Go on, Mabby.
34:17To your husband.
34:35Look, why don't I just pull these forward?
34:37Like, open the space up.
34:38They could lie full length.
34:39What, half in the boot, half in the boot?
34:41That's the hell.
34:43All right, lads?
34:44Oh.
34:45Getting a bit streamy in there, innit?
34:46Gonna get yourself one of them condensation mitts.
34:48Yeah, well, funnily enough, my mind was elsewhere.
34:51Oh, I do, Mr Sprayer, do the job.
34:53Yeah, but you know we don't make an habit of, um...
34:56Well, you know, in the back of the...
34:57Nose getting off my nose.
34:59Pull your boots.
35:03Right, come on then, Tyrone.
35:04Get your spanner out.
35:06Have a fiddle with me big end.
35:08Big end?
35:09You said it was a flat...
35:11Ah, right, you're messing with me, aren't you?
35:12I just like saying big end.
35:14Yeah.
35:15Funny him, innit?
35:16Tell you what, if I was gay, I'd go for someone like you.
35:19If I put my mind to it, I reckon I could turn you.
35:21Er, are you hitting on my boyfriend?
35:23What?
35:24No.
35:25I bat for the other side, don't I?
35:27Well, that should be...
35:28Ah, yeah.
35:29Yeah, I knew you was anyway, so that's fine.
35:31Right, I'll grab my tool and, um...
35:33I'll fix your tyre and get you back on the road, yeah?
35:40You just snogged me in front of our neighbour, Mr Silverton.
35:43Yeah.
35:44So what are you gonna do about it?
35:45Snog you right back.
35:47You know, I don't like PDAs, as you call them.
35:54Well, that doesn't mean that I don't...
35:57love you.
36:01Sorry, I...
36:02I've all...
36:03I didn't...
36:05I feel the same.
36:09I love you.
36:10Abba.
36:19I am so sorry.
36:20I know what I did was unforgivable.
36:23I know it'll take time, but...
36:24can we try and get past this?
36:28Abba, you and me...
36:30we're good together.
36:32You always said we make a great team.
36:35You and me.
36:36The kids.
36:37We've got a great life.
36:38Save your breath, I'm done.
36:40Look, I know you're feeling like that now, but...
36:42There is nothing you can say that will make any of this, alright?
36:46Like I said, I'm done.
36:47I'm leaving you.
36:49No.
36:50I'm packing mine and Alfie's stuff.
36:52And then I'm out of here.
36:54For good.
37:04Shove something on the jukebox, will ya?
37:08Hey, what about, er, getting happy?
37:09Dolly Parton.
37:10That'll get the place bouncing in no time, won't it?
37:13Yeah, not my cup of tea.
37:14But do you know what?
37:15I once went to a fancy dress party dressed as Dolly.
37:18I did, yeah.
37:19Hair piled up.
37:21Dead big, bouncy.
37:22Ton of make-up, like.
37:24Yeah.
37:25Oh, yeah.
37:26You're welcome.
37:27I've been worried about you.
37:28Should've guessed you'd be in here.
37:29Dr. Larga to the rescue.
37:30Can I join you?
37:31Look.
37:32I'm glad Dee Dee's decided to step up.
37:33I just hate that it's been so tough on you.
37:35I mean, it's relief that she's seen since, because if she'd given up her own daughter, she'd never be able to forgive herself.
37:48I had my heart set on being Layla's dad.
37:51Yeah, but you're still a young man. You've got years ahead of you. It's not like you've got the clock ticking on your fertility or what, have you?
38:08It all felt so perfect. I fell in love with Layla the moment I clapped eyes on her.
38:13You will still be a big part of her life. It won't be the same. It won't be easy. But I know you want what's best for her.
38:25I'm sure you'll do the decent thing and support your sister. She's gonna make a lovely mum to that little girl.
38:43Sorry.
38:50Yeah, you sound it. How about one more time with a bit of feeling?
38:54You're all right. Don't milk it.
38:55You know what? Just forget it.
38:58Well, he needs to realise what he's done, Nick. I mean, I know she's not innocent in any of this, but you don't want him turning into the local nutter, do you?
39:05No, that's your claim to fame.
39:07But he's weird. He's weird.
39:10Please just stop with the weird.
39:30I'm sorry.
39:31It's been so terrible all, didn't you?
39:36We're meant to be the adults here.
39:39You know what happened that day? He's just messed with his head.
39:44Yeah, well...
39:45Why don't you take him to see him shrink?
39:47I always thought about him.
39:49Toya mentioned it.
39:51Well, I think for once I agree with her.
39:53I agree with her.
39:59You packing your stuff?
40:03Where are you going?
40:04Nowhere. I'm...
40:05I'm just having a little break.
40:08Well, what about me dad?
40:10Oh, your dad's got Debbie, Tyrone, he's got Sally and Tim. I'm sure they'll all rally round.
40:15No.
40:17They're not you.
40:18He needs you.
40:19I know it's been dead hard on you.
40:23Him having cancer.
40:25But he's better now.
40:26This should be a really happy time.
40:29Yeah, I know.
40:30But, erm...
40:33Jack, things have changed.
40:36How?
40:39Look, the truth is, Jack...
40:44I am... I'm just... I'm tired.
40:47That's all.
40:48So...
40:50Let me dad take care of you for a bit.
40:52Well, I'll help as well.
40:54And cook tea if you want.
40:56You don't have to do that.
40:58It'll only be beans on toast.
40:59Nothing fancy.
41:02Sorry.
41:04I'm being selfish, aren't I?
41:06I just need a little bit of space, that's all.
41:08I'll go and have a bath or something.
41:10So, you're not leaving us?
41:12No, don't worry, it's fine.
41:13I'm staying put.
41:16Thanks, Abby.
41:17No.
41:18Don't be daft.
41:21Look...
41:23If you didn't have you...
41:26You couldn't have coped with all of this.
41:28You're his rock.
41:29Right, I'm doing my best to keep an eye on your dad.
41:30But give her half a chance, he'll be all over them finances.
41:31It'd take him about two minutes to spot that the sums don't add up.
41:32No, I'm up to here with it, Hardy!
41:33I'm on pins!
41:35I'm really sorry about all this.
41:36I don't want to put her down on your big date.
41:38Hiya, sweetheart.
41:39Hiya, sweetheart.
41:40Hiya, sweetheart.
41:41Hi.
41:42There she is.
41:44Back again.
41:45Can't keep awake, can you?
41:46Yes, well, I've been foggling weddings.
41:47Well...
41:48If I'm gonna go to this wedding with you, is there some sort of dress code?
41:50No, don't think so.
41:51Right, okay, so what about colours?
41:52Because I've been on the forums online and this was this woman that went ape because this
41:53other woman was wearing a dress that was white, by the way, and she wore it even the bride.
41:54But I don't think so.
41:55I don't think so.
41:56I don't think so, but I don't think so.
41:57You know, I don't want to put her down on your big date.
41:58Hiya, sweetheart.
41:59Hiya, sweetheart.
42:00Hi.
42:01There she is.
42:02Back again.
42:03Can't keep awake, can you?
42:04Yes, well, I've been foggling weddings.
42:05Well...
42:06If I'm gonna go to this wedding with you, is there some sort of dress code?
42:09No, don't think so.
42:10Right, okay, so what about colours?
42:11Cos I've been on the forums online and this was this woman that went ape because this
42:16other woman was wearing a dress that was white, by the way, and she wore it even the bride.
42:20I can't imagine Bernie stressing over something stupid like that.
42:23Right.
42:24What about wearing mad hats?
42:26Cos I've seen one online, it's like a meat potato pie one with, like, two sticks pointing
42:29out of it.
42:30Oh.
42:31Well, if anyone could make that slate, it's you.
42:35Yeah.
42:36Look, Addy, I'm really grateful that you asked me, but...
42:42You binning me up?
42:43No, it's not that.
42:44It's just people are gonna assume we're a couple and, you know, it might be a bit too
42:48much too soon.
42:49Yeah.
42:50No, I...
42:51I get it.
42:52You're right.
42:53I am buzzing, you asked me, though.
42:56Dead buzzing.
42:59Right, well...
43:03Bye.
43:04Bye.
43:06You still here?
43:21What, change your mind?
43:23Whatever it is.
43:25Thanks.
43:26I saw the kids.
43:27What do you think?
43:28Look, this doesn't have to be the end of us.
43:31I promise you, I will do anything.
43:33Anything at all to make it up to you.
43:35Ministries.
43:36Whatever.
43:37Oh, sure.
43:38ken, that's the thing.
43:39Didn't notice yourордs만.
43:40You are up there.
43:41Never mind, Iünden.
43:42Yes.
43:43Very Messaging.
43:44I like...
43:45Looking today.
43:46Speaking today.
43:47Who knows?
43:48Nobody knows.
43:48Who knows?
43:50He wants me to Skyzkתי.
43:50He wants me to help you.
43:52Any...
43:54Brian, he wants you to make it...
43:56Didn't he?
43:57I good enough.
43:58He doesn't know?
43:59burger.
44:00You haven't had this entire accident.
44:01No.
44:02Okay, don't let her go.