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00:00MUSIC
00:24Sweetheart, this is absolutely lovely. Thank you so much.
00:28Well, what do you buy the woman who has everything?
00:32David, you've not forgot it's Gran's birthday, have you?
00:36No. Got her afternoon tea in the bistro.
00:39Oh, maybe we should have left this till then.
00:42Oh, no, I can't be doing with that competitive gift-giving
00:46and, oh, I love you more than she does
00:48and deliberately leaving the gift tag on.
00:50Oh, what's this? Polyester.
00:53Seems I do love you more than she does, Gran.
00:55Stop it, it's not Gran, it's 100% so.
00:58I know.
00:59I've told Kit that I'm gonna wait till this evening
01:01to see him at the hospital.
01:03Bit of a mistake, isn't it?
01:05Well, Gran's birthday is more important.
01:07Meanwhile, he'll be getting a nice bed bath
01:10from some hot young nurse.
01:12Oh, David, you've got a very mucky mind.
01:14No, I haven't, Gran. I've just got a very good memory, that's all.
01:17Cash your mind back to Christmas Day.
01:19Hm? Have you forgotten?
01:21Oh, when you pushed Adam down the stairs.
01:24Look, how many times? I didn't put... He slipped.
01:27All right?
01:28And I went on about that.
01:29I was on about that long streak of...
01:31policeman.
01:32And my wife at it.
01:33Well, we weren't together then, were we?
01:35No, but I was with her.
01:36Well, OK, can you imagine, though,
01:38if I had to spend my whole life worrying about Kit's exes?
01:41Yeah, well, there's always a downside to desirable men, you know?
01:46Oh, but my outfit, do you know?
01:49I never lost a wink of sleep, honestly.
01:53That's such a backhanded compliment.
01:55So, does no-one care about David's feelings, no?
01:58It honestly really suits you, I think. It makes your eyes pop.
02:01Oh, really?
02:02Yeah.
02:03Obviously not. No-one gives a lumpies.
02:05Darling, it's wonderful.
02:07It's amazing I put this on today.
02:09I know, it really matches this way.
02:11I can't believe it, I know.
02:12I'm a sucker for those magazines.
02:15Ridiculous, really, they haven't got a place of me own.
02:17Well, not yet, anyway.
02:20Property porn, my Ronnie calls it.
02:24We bought an 18th-century poorhouse.
02:27And then spent a year eating caviar in a caravan.
02:31Yeah, me heart bleeds.
02:33Smugettes.
02:34I'll show them a poorhouse.
02:3621st-century style-y.
02:38Yeah, it'll probably still end up in print, won't it?
02:41Yeah.
02:42They call it, erm...
02:44Oh, Sliced Bread Sheikah Summit.
02:46Yeah.
02:47Anyway, see you later, Bernie.
02:49Ta-ra, love.
02:50Ta-ra.
02:53Did I ask for tea?
02:56Yeah, I know.
02:58So it's for the face.
02:59Mmm.
03:00I'm getting, erm, wafts of diesel and a sprinkling of sodas.
03:02All right, all right.
03:03Oh, it's, er, perfect builder's brew, that love.
03:04Five stars, TripAdvisor.
03:05Cheers, kid.
03:06I'll take that.
03:07There's no need to be sarky.
03:08Is it something I've said?
03:09No.
03:10Is it George?
03:11Are you feeling swamped in number 11?
03:12I'm fine.
03:13You're the opposite of fine.
03:14Ever since last night, you've been dead spiky.
03:16Is it work?
03:17Has a job fallen through or something?
03:19Is it Danielle?
03:20Oh, my word.
03:21Will you give it a rest?
03:22You're like a dog with a butt.
03:23It's just...
03:24It's not Danielle.
03:25It's Noah.
03:26All right?
03:27I saw him last night.
03:28He came into the bistro while you were in the gents.
03:31Timed that well.
03:32So what, is he following us round there?
03:33Is this a coincidence?
03:34There's no way that that's a coincidence.
03:35There's no way that that's a coincidence.
03:37I'm fine.
03:38I'm fine.
03:39I'm fine.
03:40You're the opposite of fine.
03:41You're the opposite of fine.
03:42Ever since last night, you've been spiky.
03:44Is it work?
03:45There's a job falling through or something.
03:46Is it Danielle?
03:47Oh, my word.
03:48Will you give it a rest?
03:49You're like a dog with a butt.
03:50It's just...
03:51It's not Danielle.
03:52It's Noah.
03:53No one doesn't even live near here.
03:56That's out and out harassment.
03:58He knows that we despise him.
04:01What...
04:02What's he gonna gain?
04:03The only thing he cares about, my soul.
04:05And anyway, I told him, my soul's spoken for.
04:08Look, I can't do this.
04:09Todd, I'll say.
04:10Whatever.
04:18Oh, sorry, love.
04:20I've not got any change.
04:21Have you not got anything smaller?
04:22Oh, God.
04:23I don't know my wallet then.
04:25I'll have to pay my phone.
04:26OK.
04:32Shanice, you can't lick the ball.
04:34You shook your finger in.
04:36Hey, hey, girls, girls, girls.
04:37Sorry.
04:38No, licking the ball, Shanice.
04:41That's Tim's job.
04:43It's Tim's job.
04:44Yeah, it is.
04:45Give it here, you little rascal.
04:46Oh!
04:47Too late.
04:48Imagine.
04:50A man.
04:51Is there any point putting that in the oven if it's just the batter you're after?
04:55But what about Mum?
04:56You can't take cakes into Mum.
04:57Can't take anything.
04:58She's coming home.
04:59She said, did you see Sally?
05:00I'm coming home soon, I promise.
05:01Yeah, she's coming home, but it might not be that soon.
05:02But when she does, right, we'll make her a big cake as big as my head.
05:03Three of them big enough.
05:04Oh!
05:05You need two of them.
05:06Cheeky.
05:07You need ten of them for that big bald head.
05:08Did you hear that?
05:09My big bald head.
05:10They're hanging up on me.
05:11I thought big bald heads were trendy.
05:12You like my big bald head, don't you?
05:13Oh, it's a social worker.
05:14Can't you give me some of your hair?
05:15You've got enough to go around.
05:16Shanice will.
05:17You could tie a big bow on top like that.
05:18Green and white.
05:19Well, it's a social worker.
05:20Yeah, she's coming home.
05:21Yeah, she's coming home, but it might not be that soon.
05:22But when she does, right, we'll make her a big cake as big as my head.
05:24Three of them big enough.
05:25Oh!
05:26You need two of them.
05:27Cheeky.
05:28You need ten of them for that big bald head.
05:29Did you hear that?
05:30Anyway, can't you give me some of your hair?
05:31You've got enough to go around.
05:32Shanice will.
05:33You could tie a big bow on top like that.
05:35Green and white.
05:37We're the county colours.
05:38You've got it, kid.
05:42Hi, Carla.
05:43Only me.
05:48Oh.
05:49Where's Carla?
05:50Hiya, Ryan.
05:51How are you doing since I sacked you sorry ass?
05:53I'm all right.
05:54Thanks for asking, yeah.
05:55She said this would be a good time.
05:57Well, don't mind me.
05:59I'm just picking up my post.
06:01Right, well.
06:02I just need to, er, to measure up.
06:06Oh, yeah.
06:11Lock yourself up.
06:12Oh, yeah.
06:16I don't think my couch is going to fit there.
06:19Has she bought the removal, men?
06:22No idea.
06:23Ah.
06:24Because, er, I know it's only a stone's throw away, but still.
06:27But she said she'd be here.
06:32Her and Lisa.
06:33I've got a few questions to ask.
06:35Yeah, well, you know.
06:36Busy women.
06:37Demanding jobs to go to and all that.
06:39Yeah.
06:40Look at this date of us.
06:41Having brunch.
06:42Like two pairs of Northern Quarter.
06:43Hipsters or somewhere.
06:44You're on your feet all day.
06:45You'll need some fuel in a tank.
06:46I know you'd rather have a bar for a nut.
06:47When have I ever said that?
06:48You didn't have to say it.
06:49Excuse me.
06:50Excuse me.
06:51Sorry.
06:52Have you seen Bernie?
06:53She nipped out for change.
06:54Nothing.
06:55What did you say?
06:56How long she's going to be?
06:57Not long.
06:58Is it urgent?
06:59Excuse me.
07:00Oh, shit.
07:01Listen.
07:02Listen.
07:03Son.
07:04Have you seen Bernie?
07:05She nipped out for change.
07:07Nothing.
07:08What did you say?
07:09How long she's going to be?
07:10Not long.
07:11Is it urgent?
07:13Excuse me.
07:15Oh, shit.
07:17Listen.
07:19Son.
07:20Have you seen my lucky boxes?
07:23Navy blue ones?
07:25Calvin's?
07:26Not guilty, Your Honour.
07:27You want to frisk me?
07:29No, I'm serious.
07:31I've got a one o'clock tea time with Dexter Kelleher.
07:35Who wears lucky boxes for a bro?
07:38Excuse me.
07:40Not tea.
07:42Okay.
07:43Tea.
07:44T-E-E as in whack.
07:46Because Dex, he's the dashing cavalier, isn't he?
07:48I don't know.
07:49He thinks he's Weatherfield's answer to Rory McIlroy.
07:52Please.
07:53Where's this kid?
07:55Now, he could have been Weatherfield's next Rory, okay?
07:58Better.
07:59Don't start.
08:00Better.
08:01Seven years of age, he was playing on scratch.
08:05Yeah.
08:06No, I have no idea what you're on about.
08:08Are you serious?
08:10Son, you need to score your friend.
08:13Because golf, you're not cricket.
08:15And these are the sports of the civilized man or woman about town.
08:19Except the civilized man about town doesn't need a lucky pair of boxers.
08:24Yeah.
08:25Hangabout?
08:26Yeah.
08:27Navy, you say?
08:28Mm-hmm.
08:29I think I saw Bernie cleaning the telly with some.
08:32Ooh, not so lucky now, are you, Dev?
08:36Excuse me, that's good food.
08:37Eat.
08:38Why don't you go, Commando?
08:41Yeah.
08:42The draft might put a pep in your step.
08:45A zing in your swing.
08:48You have a figure of fun to this kid.
08:51Bet you didn't have a laugh at your dad, did you?
08:53No, when you, like, shrunk his best rugby shirt or bent his best darts.
08:57No.
08:58Now, I bet he played darts, didn't he, when he was at large?
09:01No, no, no, no, no.
09:02Don't be daft.
09:03Go.
09:04I'll call in later.
09:05You can pour me a pint.
09:06Right.
09:07When he was at large, are you for real?
09:24Do you know how hard I've worked to shift that hotel's reputation, eh?
09:30In...
09:31In the shadow of Ray Crosby?
09:33Yes.
09:34Yeah, I do.
09:36No-one grafts harder, all right? But it was you that I was, I was concerned about, not me.
09:40All right, yeah. All forefooted now to me, my stocking feet.
09:43Do you not know me well enough by now?
09:45How I admire the way that you've, you've pulled yourself up from nothing.
09:49Oh, that is very polished.
09:52You know what, Dems, I'm not one of these divvies that's intimidated by successful women.
09:56I grew up watching Carla. Yeah.
09:58And I loved that job.
10:00Made me feel like I was actually going somewhere, finally.
10:06Well, lesson learnt. Boundaries matter, yeah?
10:11So, you dust yourself off and you move on.
10:15Well, what lesson is that, exactly?
10:17Don't go the extra mile. Don't try and protect the people that you care about.
10:21Don't patronise your boss. That's a good one.
10:24Right, so...
10:28You won't change your mind, then?
10:30Put it down to experience.
10:36Right.
10:39That's great.
10:44Thanks for the opportunity.
10:47I'm sorry...
10:49Sorry, it didn't work out.
10:54You know, I did try and see the big picture.
10:56Your next assistant manager, Maynard.
10:58Are you kidding me?
11:07What now?
11:08Tell me he's got a crisp packet in the recycling.
11:10Finish with him.
11:13A challenge to change.
11:15Eh?
11:17And look where it's being held.
11:20Victoria Street.
11:22Oh, the community centre.
11:24Yeah, but he's one of them happy-clappy types, isn't he?
11:27Probably just talks all over the place.
11:28This isn't a talk, George.
11:29He's brainwashing people on our doorstep.
11:32Hey!
11:33This is someone else's faith you're trashing.
11:34No, no, no.
11:35Not when the change that he's on about is other people's sexuality.
11:38You want to know why Theo's so messed up?
11:40Noah.
11:42He tried to pray the gay away.
11:43Ever since they met as kids, he has got into Theo's head.
11:46Yeah, but Theo is with you now.
11:48And where was that leaflet?
11:49Eh?
11:50It was in the bin.
11:51Noah followed us to the bistro last night.
11:53He has deliberately chosen this hall
11:55because he knows it's a stone's throw from where we live.
11:57Coincidence?
11:59Not you as well.
12:00You think I'm parent?
12:01I am not.
12:16I am not.
12:17I am not.
12:18I am not.
12:19I am not.
12:20I am not.
12:21I am not.
12:22Hello?
12:32Noah?
12:46Sorry.
12:47Sorry, Gran.
12:48Yes, I know.
12:49No phones at the table.
12:50I can guess who that is.
12:51Oh, no, no.
12:52It's just work.
12:53Work, my eye.
12:54Is that Clint, eh?
12:55Is that Kit?
12:56Well, Kit, anyway.
12:57What's it saying?
12:58Can you not ditch that elderly birthday person, please,
13:01and come and mop my brow?
13:03I don't think it's his brow he wants mopping.
13:04Oh.
13:05Could we get an aubergine for the lady, please?
13:06In front of the kids.
13:07Audrey?
13:08Oh, Toya.
13:09I said no gifts.
13:10Oh, thank you.
13:11In fact, I said to Sarah, your presence is presents an offer.
13:14Do you get that?
13:15Did you get that, sweetheart?
13:16Presence.
13:17Good one.
13:18Who doesn't want presents?
13:19I know the maker.
13:20It's 100% organic, so I know you deal with lots of posh chemicals at work.
13:23This is wonderful.
13:24Thank you so much.
13:25Oh.
13:26Now, you might tell me off for this.
13:27No.
13:28Oh.
13:29Oh.
13:30Oh.
13:31Oh.
13:32Oh.
13:33Oh.
13:34Oh.
13:35Oh.
13:36Oh.
13:37Oh.
13:38Oh.
13:39Oh.
13:40Oh.
13:41Oh.
13:42Oh.
13:43Oh.
13:44Oh.
13:45Oh.
13:46Oh.
13:47Oh.
13:48Oh.
13:49Oh.
13:50Oh.
13:51Oh.
13:52Oh.
13:53Oh.
13:54Oh.
13:55Oh.
13:56Oh.
13:57Oh.
13:58Oh.
13:59Oh.
14:00Oh my goodness.
14:01Oh, no.
14:02I've not left the price on, have I?
14:03Oh.
14:04Oh.
14:05Shall we put it in there?
14:06Yeah.
14:07Oh.
14:08Oh.
14:09Oh.
14:10Oh.
14:11Oh.
14:12Oh.
14:13Oh.
14:14Oh.
14:15Oh.
14:16Oh.
14:17Oh.
14:18Oh my God.
14:19Oh my God.
14:20Do you want me to call him off my phone?
14:25Is that picking up?
14:27Hello?
14:28Unknown number?
14:29Look, whenever me and Max used to fall out and he called me, I just ignore him, me.
14:34Yeah, well, me and Theo haven't argued.
14:37Well, not really.
14:39They're just not on the same page.
14:41Probably have reacted.
14:43What?
14:44You don't think so?
14:45Well, he didn't mention.
14:46Mention what?
14:47Well, he bumped into an old workmate, a bit of a lad and he asked Theo about this new bird.
15:00And Theo didn't correct him.
15:02He didn't realise I'd overheard.
15:03Well, did you pull him up on it?
15:04Yeah, of course.
15:05But, you know, he was already kicking himself.
15:08Embarrassing.
15:09Who the poor lad dates?
15:11He's no one's business but his own.
15:12But you're thinking he was already having doubts?
15:15Oh.
15:16What time's this meeting?
15:18Five.
15:19All right, well, look, just keep trying him and if he is unloading scaffold at the yard,
15:24then happy days.
15:25Yeah.
15:26Yeah, but if not, then I'll walk over to the community centre with you.
15:34Er, excuse me.
15:36Am I invisible?
15:37I was here before him.
15:39Drink, please.
15:40And I'd say I've one yourself but you've got a thirst like a slap derriere.
15:45What's up, eh?
15:47Does my sunny disposition offend you?
15:49Nope.
15:50I can just afford my own drinks, Ty.
15:52Do you know what?
15:53Can I just say it?
15:54With attitude like that, you wouldn't last two minutes at the Chariot Square Hotel.
15:57Who does?
15:58Word on the street.
15:59You change your staff, mum, then you change your underwear.
16:01You cheeky beggar!
16:02Listen, Ryan is my mate, okay?
16:04And he's done a lot for me.
16:05What's going on here?
16:06Are you all right, love?
16:07Oh, right.
16:08What is this, eh?
16:09National Ava Pop at Debbie Day?
16:11You pass me my drink, you swill me with it.
16:13Well, I wouldn't.
16:14Well, it could be hockey.
16:16Oh, I see.
16:17Yeah.
16:18I bet you're Team Connor, aren't you?
16:20Why don't you pour Debbie a large one and I'll have her, well, fizzy water.
16:25My kidney up there tomorrow morning.
16:27Shall we?
16:28Yes.
16:29This is easy.
16:31So what about the flat then?
16:33Are you panicking that Bonnie won't fit his recliner up the stairs and you won't have
16:37enough wardrobe space for your special items?
16:39Oh, no.
16:40No.
16:41Well, yes.
16:42Yes, I am.
16:43Just a little bit.
16:44But I absolutely love what you've done with the apartment.
16:49Okay.
16:52Yeah.
16:53So what's going on with you and Ryan then?
16:56Come on.
16:57Spill it.
17:00It's the way you talk to her.
17:01Like, she's from this distant planet and you're the Duke of Weatherfield.
17:04Yeah, but listen, honey.
17:05Hand on my heart.
17:06I was like cursing itself.
17:07Okay, the girl barely says two words to me.
17:09The girl's got a name.
17:10Yeah, Lynette.
17:11Lauren.
17:12Yeah, alright.
17:13She's terrified of you, that's why.
17:14Lauren Bolton will bash the man's head in.
17:16That one.
17:17She thinks you're some super-powered, high-cultured businessman.
17:20And you don't like her.
17:22How can I know if I like her?
17:24She just goes around looking sullen all day.
17:26Not with me.
17:27No.
17:28She's full of stories and questions.
17:30Yeah, alright.
17:31She doesn't catch my eye.
17:32Okay?
17:33She's got nothing to say.
17:34I mean, does she ever, ever laugh?
17:35Of course she laughs.
17:37And you should see her with that baby.
17:39I've never seen her.
17:40Mother's so be softed.
17:41Yeah, alright, guys.
17:42Maybe it's me.
17:43She is.
17:44She can smell it on you.
17:45You're a snob, Dad.
17:46I'm a what?
17:52I'm a what?
17:53You're thinking, how can I be a snob?
17:55Have you seen my missus?
17:58Just give her a chance.
18:00You know, to come from where she has and build a stable life for Frankie,
18:03that takes gumption.
18:04Yeah, alright.
18:06But you know, why can't he just go out with, like, a nice, bright girl?
18:10Yeah, not even bright.
18:12And it's straightforward.
18:13Why do they always have to come with just, like, so much baggage?
18:17Because Ardy is a sweetheart.
18:19He's got a massive heart and a lot to give.
18:22And I wonder where he gets that from.
18:24Shhh.
18:25You alright?
18:26Hiya.
18:27Where's Johnny and Shanice?
18:28Upstairs.
18:29Packing?
18:30Playing.
18:31Trampolines, by the sound of it.
18:32What makes you say that?
18:33I don't know your faces.
18:34We're not being shunted off then, are we?
18:35No.
18:36Help, is it?
18:37Dawn rang.
18:38Dawn rang.
18:39She's your mum's social worker.
18:40She's had word from the clerk of the court that your mum's pleaded guilty.
18:44What's that, like, two years more?
18:45And they're not going to give her suspended, are they?
18:46Well, we don't know until 17.
18:47Sally's going to take the girls for a visit.
18:48Why don't you go with?
18:49Yeah, it'd mean a lot to your mum.
18:50Today?
18:51I don't know.
18:52I don't know.
18:53I don't know.
18:54I don't know.
18:55I don't know.
18:56I don't know.
18:57We've been shunted off then, are we?
18:58No.
18:59The opposite.
19:00Dawn rang.
19:01She's your mum's social worker.
19:02She's had word from the clerk of the court that your mum's pleaded guilty.
19:05What's that, like, two years more?
19:08They're not going to give her suspended, are they?
19:10Well, we don't know until 17.
19:12Sally's going to take the girls for a visit.
19:13Why don't you go with?
19:14Yeah, it'd mean a lot to your mum.
19:15Today?
19:17Oh, look at these cupcakes.
19:21I'm starving.
19:22Can I have one?
19:29You've earned that.
19:30Mm.
19:31I won't argue with that.
19:32I love the way Gran thinks she's low-maintenance.
19:34Yeah, doesn't she just?
19:36Mind you, 85th birthday means she should have asked for a room full of white kittens.
19:39Yeah, two men, oiled up, loincloths, carrying her in.
19:43Yeah, I'd pay to see that.
19:44Yeah, Audrey going full on Winkleman.
19:46Nick, sorry to interrupt.
19:47Yeah, I bet you aren't.
19:48Audrey's looking a bit tired.
19:49I think we should do the cake now.
19:50Right, er, is she looking a bit tired?
19:52So, Kit was saying he was really sorry that he couldn't be here, but he wanted to raise a glass to wish you a happy birthday.
19:57Oh, thank you, sweetheart.
19:58Oh, thank you, sweetheart.
19:59Well, I'm sending one back to him.
20:01What's he like as a patient?
20:03Oh, terrible.
20:04Oh, what?
20:05Can't wait to get back on the mean streets.
20:07Oh, he's milking it.
20:08She's milking it.
20:09There's a bit of drama, this one.
20:10Well, she's like a moth to a flame.
20:12Oh, I do not.
20:13Oh, that Clint wants to watch himself.
20:15If he gets an office job, he'll be, whoop!
20:17Stop it, you're picking on me.
20:19What is it that the kids say?
20:20Oh, thank you.
20:21Next!
20:22Shall we get the egg?
20:25Well, Sam's not back yet.
20:26He's probably in the kitchen helping you, if we count the candles.
20:29Yeah, well, he won't want to miss the photos, will he? I'll give him a shout.
20:31It's fine, Lee. Honestly, sit down.
20:32Fine.
20:33Hey, Sarah, if you do kick that kit into the torch, chuck him my way, yeah?
20:37Well, you'll have to join the queue, sweetheart.
20:40Oh!
20:41A nice one, aren't we?
20:52Our brother is broken.
21:04Give him strength, Lord.
21:07Lift his heavy burden.
21:10Free him from twisted temptation
21:13and set him on the straight path of righteousness.
21:16Come on, Theo. Get up, all right?
21:18They're the twisted ones, not me and ye...
21:20Who's this?
21:21No-one?
21:22No-one.
21:23They're leaving.
21:25You get off on this, don't you?
21:26You're the perverted one.
21:28You'll hear this, from the deniers, over and over.
21:33Projection!
21:35Laying their sins at another's feet.
21:37You should know better, vicar!
21:38Where's Theo?
21:39Well, he's not with you, so...
21:41Somewhere safe, where he can be saved.
21:43You can't keep him.
21:44Not against his will, no matter how you try and dress that up, all right?
21:47We'll report you to the police.
21:48And to the diocese.
21:49Pray with me.
21:50Reverend Billy.
21:51From Peter, verse 5.
21:53Be sober.
21:54Be vigilant.
21:55For your adversary, the devil, walks about like a roaring lion.
22:00Love is not the devil's work, and you know it.
22:02Seeking whom he may devour.
22:04Resist him!
22:05Come with us, mate, all right? We'll look after you.
22:07Steadfast in the faith, knowing that the same sufferings are experienced by your brotherhood in the world!
22:15Right.
22:16Todd.
22:17Todd!
22:21Todd!
22:22Get out!
22:25Shut up, all right?
22:26Todd, no!
22:27Todd, no!
22:28Shut up!
22:29No!
22:30No!
22:31No!
22:32No!
22:33No!
22:34No!
22:35No!
22:36No!
22:37No!
22:38No!
22:39No!
22:40You've got everything you need, pal.
22:55We need to go.
22:56No, I'm not going anywhere until I find out where Theo is.
22:59Oh, wow, he is risen.
23:03Mock all you like, but I'm doing God's work here.
23:07My body's been broken more than once in his service.
23:09What about his body, eh? What about his spirit?
23:11What gives you the right to break them?
23:13The will of the Lord, as revealed in Scripture.
23:15The will of the Lord, as interpreted by those who see what they want to see.
23:19See, that's your offence.
23:21You and all the Christians in name only.
23:24He wants my help, and he'll thank me for it later.
23:26Just tell me where Theo is!
23:28No, but I'll tell you where he's going.
23:30Back to Jesus Christ, and away from you.
23:33Why have you been listening to this?
23:34Oh, is it painful?
23:36You above all should know you've sinned against God.
23:40But there's still hope.
23:42I can help you both.
23:43I don't need your help, but thanks.
23:46You didn't lash out because of Theo.
23:49It's because you can't bear what you are.
23:51No, I can't bear what you are!
23:53How many lives have you wrecked?
23:55How many people are mired in shame because of lies that you told them?
23:59Didn't your Bible say something about love one another?
24:02It also says, thou shall not lie with a man as with a woman.
24:07It is an abomination!
24:08The Bible is littered with hundreds of obsolete injunctions that merely reflect the time and the culture in which they were written.
24:17Only a fanatic like you would believe that the world was created in seven days.
24:22He knows sin when he sees it.
24:24And he forgives only those willing to repent of it.
24:27The only sinner that I can see in here is you.
24:29Hey, hey, hey, come on.
24:31We're wasting our time here.
24:32Yeah, it's...
24:40Well, it's not really about forgetting things.
24:42It's...
24:43I'm forgetting how to behave in public.
24:46You know, I'm screaming at Leanne.
24:47I had a right go at that brodie.
24:49Well, we all want to scream at Leanne from time to time, I'm telling you.
24:52It's bound to be frustrating for you.
24:53Your whole life's just been tipped upside down.
24:58And...
24:58I know.
25:00It's really scary.
25:02Yeah.
25:07But...
25:08What?
25:12I don't mind saying.
25:13Well, go on, tell me.
25:15Is it?
25:17Well, look, I can't tell you what to do about Ryan, but I can tell you that he cares about you a lot.
25:24And from my experience, it's those people who care a lot make all the difference when you're up against it.
25:33There you go.
25:33Oh, you still got it.
25:39Yeah, well, I've been back long enough to tip your stride.
25:42You know, some things you never forget.
25:43Oh, unless you're getting lectured by my dad.
25:45Yeah, well, forgive him, but not forgotten.
25:51And anyway, you can't blame him, can you?
25:53Well, I can.
25:54And I do.
25:56Addie, he's barely got off the plane to find out you're in a new relationship with a single mum, by the way, who pulls pints down the road.
26:04Very good pints.
26:05Well, cheers.
26:07But let's just say I ain't got princes queuing up on that basis.
26:11Cheers?
26:12Outside from you, obviously.
26:14Your Royal Highness.
26:17Look, Dad, if you're here just to kick off again, then...
26:20Simmer down.
26:21I'll come in peace.
26:23Namaste.
26:24We should stop that.
26:25Ever since he's gotten back, he keeps doing it.
26:27It's driving us mad.
26:28Take yourself elsewhere, son, because I come to mend fences with your lady friend.
26:35Sounds good to me.
26:36Is he still here?
26:38Why are you still here?
26:40Do you really want to hear my bottom of this pit of embarrassing stories about you?
26:46So long as you don't share any of yours.
26:48I'll be fine.
26:52So.
26:55Lauren.
26:58He said love.
27:00Blood above.
27:02Now you're gonna trick me in love.
27:05Ow!
27:06All right now.
27:10You okay?
27:12Yeah, yeah.
27:14Yeah, I'm good.
27:19I'm not good.
27:20Todd said you've been getting pested by someone at your old church.
27:31Yeah.
27:33Yeah, but you don't want to hear about all that, George.
27:35Hey.
27:36I am 20 years in this funeral business.
27:38Got three-ply shoulders, me.
27:40Made for crying on.
27:41I built this life for somebody else, not me.
27:52And now it's there.
27:54I can't reject it.
27:56And yet, you know, I can't go back.
28:00It just feels so weak.
28:02How'd you stop it for a drink?
28:10That won't help.
28:11Was that guy genuinely filming, do you think, or just trying to put the frighteners on?
28:15From what I can see, yeah.
28:16Yeah, he was filming you.
28:18Did he get the actual scuffle, or just the aftermath?
28:22I can't say for certain, but...
28:25I guess we'll just hand myself in at the cop shop now.
28:27No, we don't know that they're gonna do anything.
28:29You heard Noah.
28:30He will do anything to split me and Theo up.
28:33This is like a gift to him if he can get me put away for assault.
28:36You were provoked.
28:37Let's not forget, you know, Theo was hardly showering himself in glory at the time.
28:42Depends on your point of view.
28:44Oh, no.
28:45What?
28:46Theo, he's gonna go crazy.
28:47No, Theo, understand.
28:49Will he?
28:50He hates me fighting his battles at the best of times, but actually fighting them and handing
28:53a load of ammo to Noah in the process.
28:55I've had a complete idiot of myself.
28:57Wait, maybe you were a little hasty rejecting that drink.
29:01Might do you more good than you know.
29:04And if you're still worried, look, I'll have a word with Theo for you.
29:07No, I should do it myself.
29:09But maybe we'll have that drink first.
29:11Steady my nerves and...
29:12Yeah, you've had a little shock.
29:14Come on.
29:16Get your bag of scratchings.
29:18Sam?
29:19Sam, are you in here?
29:20Yeah.
29:23Erm...
29:23Granny, Audrey's just about to blow her candles out.
29:29Sorry.
29:30No, I wasn't shouting.
29:32I just thought you might want to be there.
29:33What are you doing hiding down there?
29:36Erm...
29:36Hey, it's all right.
29:41Come on, you can tell me.
29:42I just...
29:46Sometimes everything gets a bit much.
29:49I feel uneasy.
29:51I'm scared, I suppose.
29:54OK.
29:56Well, this is new.
29:57It's just a feeling.
29:59I try to be rational, but...
30:01It's just better when I'm alone.
30:04Somewhere quiet.
30:06Safe.
30:07Well, I'm here.
30:11And you are safe.
30:12Promise.
30:18I really appreciate you, er, bringing him in again.
30:21Well, they're your children.
30:23Not for much longer.
30:25Can't think like that.
30:27There's no need in kidding us off.
30:29Brody.
30:31No, he's...
30:32He's right.
30:34Oh, yeah, I need to face facts.
30:36Anything else that does be.
30:37Setting myself up for a fall.
30:39Don't worry, it'll be all right.
30:41We're used to it.
30:45You know, I, um...
30:46I always did my best for you.
30:49Yeah.
30:51People need to make allowances
30:52for very difficult circumstances.
30:57Look, can you just...
30:59Can you give me and Sal a minute?
31:01Fine.
31:04I'll talk to him.
31:06I'll try and make him understand
31:08what you've been dealing with.
31:10Oh, he knows.
31:11He's seen it enough times.
31:14Believe it or not,
31:15that's, er,
31:16his way of showing that he's upset.
31:19I'd be more worried if you were being nice.
31:23Listen, then...
31:26There's something I need to ask you.
31:27We can't get the money you wanted.
31:30Oh, no, it's not that.
31:33Let's face it,
31:33I was clutching at straws.
31:38I've, um...
31:39I've come to terms with the fact that
31:42I'm going to do a decent stretch.
31:45And, um...
31:46Well, I...
31:47I don't want you bringing the kids
31:51to see me anymore.
31:53Not regular, any road.
31:56Why?
31:56I mean, they couldn't wait to see you.
32:01I just don't want them to, um...
32:03get used to seeing me in here.
32:05And this place...
32:08getting mixed up in their memory image.
32:11Do you understand what I'm saying?
32:13Yeah.
32:15It's going to be all right.
32:16Though, in the long term,
32:18you will get through this.
32:21You need to believe that.
32:23Maybe.
32:26I just think it's best to say goodbye for now.
32:31For all our sakes.
32:34Well, I will take care of them.
32:37I promise you.
32:39Oh, I know you will.
32:42You've been such a good friend to me.
32:47I didn't deserve it.
32:48So thank you.
32:57Kids?
32:57Come here.
33:06I'll, uh...
33:07I'll leave you to him.
33:08I'll leave you to him.
33:11Okay, go.
33:14Go.
33:17I'll leave you back.
33:18I'll walk out, there's no promise.
33:19He sees me as like a lost sheep, you know, and he won't rest until I've been driven back into the fold.
33:45He's not some border collie nipping at your backside. He's just some bloke with his head screwed on wrong.
33:53At the end of the day, you can only drive people who are willing to be driven.
33:56Yeah, exactly.
33:57Look, Theo, if you're happy in your new life with Todd, why would you let some religious fanatic ruin all that? Just send him on his way.
34:05It's not that simple, George. He knows how I've been brought up and what I've been brought up to believe.
34:11He knows where all my buttons are and exactly how to push them.
34:16If you love someone with all your heart and you want to be with them, then there is nought in this world should stand in the way of that.
34:24I know God, worth the name, would want it either.
34:28You don't know the power of shame, George.
34:32What if it's like to despise the way you feel and not be able to do anything about it?
34:37I mean, how do you live like that?
34:42Oh, find a minute's peace.
34:45Especially when you've got someone in your ear telling you you're offending God.
34:48You're not. I've just seen what offending God looks like.
34:52What do you mean?
34:53I just walked in on one of Noah's therapy sessions.
34:56I couldn't believe what I was seeing and...
34:58And what?
35:03I'm sorry. I've done something stupid.
35:09Here you go.
35:10Yeah.
35:11Thanks for blowing them candles out, Gran.
35:13I'm beginning to think I need to take off another lair.
35:16Actually, I am not too old to give you what for.
35:18Right.
35:19I'm going to take this nice big slice of cake for my kit.
35:23Really?
35:24I mean, do we need to?
35:26I mean, he's not even family.
35:28Well, as long as he's with me, he's family.
35:30Yes, and he's quite a bit bigger than you.
35:33Gran, when has height had anything to do with the size of cake we're taking home for people?
35:38Well, that's good news for you, isn't it, my little munchkin?
35:42I'm excited.
35:43You're hardly a Harlem Globetrotter yourself.
35:45I mean, if you two got spliced photographer,
35:48he'd have to stand about 50 feet away to get you both in shot.
35:51Everything alright, Sam?
35:52Oh!
35:53Oh, finally, somebody's noticed.
35:55Noticed what?
35:56That he's been hiding away in the office all this time.
35:59Since when?
36:00Since you've been out here playing mine host and the so-called counsellor's been filling a cake hole.
36:04And what's that supposed to mean?
36:06Arrest me case.
36:07You two have been walking around with your eyes shut.
36:09He's traumatised.
36:10Well, if he's not, it's him Wilbur.
36:11You what?
36:12Huh?
36:13Nothing.
36:14Sam, if there's anything you need to talk about.
36:16Well, I don't think it's Sam who needs to do the talking.
36:19Where's this going?
36:20Well, a little bit of remorse might be nice.
36:23There was a killer roaming around the school.
36:25I mean, she was terrified.
36:27Yeah, I know she was.
36:28I'm not blaming her.
36:29I'm just saying that, well, it might help Sam if she'd have been a bit kinder, that's all.
36:33Yeah, you wouldn't have done any harm.
36:35She's not done anything wrong.
36:37I didn't, Dad.
36:38I didn't.
36:39I was dead scared.
36:40Are you proud of yourselves, upsetting a kid?
36:41Well, hold on.
36:42Sam's been pretty upset himself.
36:44Look, I think if you've noticed and not been preoccupied, if anyone's to blame, it's you three.
36:50Er, can't blame me.
36:51I've not done anything.
36:52Just did.
36:53Why is every family party like this?
36:55At least I don't have to pay out for entertainment.
36:58I mean, who needs a DJ when I've got all these lots?
37:02Cheers, Lord.
37:04You kept baiting me over and over and over until I snapped.
37:11I know that's not an excuse.
37:13Well, why didn't you come home instead of going out drinking with your ex?
37:16I was shaken up.
37:18Plus, I didn't know how you'd react.
37:22I was...
37:23Scared?
37:25So scared you needed Dutch courage before you could face me.
37:28How do you think that makes me feel?
37:29No, no, no.
37:30It's not that.
37:31I just felt like I'd let you down.
37:33Only by thinking I wouldn't understand.
37:35I mean, as if.
37:37If anyone knows what no-one's capable of, it's me.
37:40I'm sorry.
37:41For all of it.
37:43I shouldn't have lost it with you earlier.
37:45You're entitled.
37:50I'm a mess, Todd.
37:52I don't know why you bother.
37:54No, no.
37:55You've sacrificed an awful lot more for this relationship than I ever could.
38:04For what it's worth.
38:06You don't need to apologise for what you did.
38:09No, I do.
38:10It was...
38:11Idiotic.
38:12Exactly what he wanted.
38:13I just...
38:14Couldn't help myself.
38:15The fact that he'd brought his poison to our doorstep.
38:18Like, where we live.
38:19It's like he's stalking you.
38:21I am living, breathing proof that what he's doing is wrong.
38:24And doomed to fail.
38:26And he can't have that.
38:31Seeing it, I just...
38:33It broke my heart to think what you've been put through.
38:43I'm still here.
38:46Thanks to you.
38:47I just popped by to pick up the rest of me stuff.
38:58Hey, don't worry.
38:59I'm not after round two.
39:02I know what you did came from a good place.
39:04I just wish none were at that.
39:07Yeah.
39:08Me too.
39:10You've been a first-class employee.
39:14And a brilliant friend.
39:17Better than I've deserved sometimes.
39:19I shouldn't have jumped to conclusions, should I?
39:23I know.
39:27But the truth is...
39:29I am gonna struggle sometimes.
39:30I know that.
39:32And I'm gonna need my mates around.
39:35You know, supporting me.
39:37Pointing me in the right direction.
39:41Training me.
39:44Especially here.
39:46Well, so...
39:48Want me to come back?
39:51Yeah.
39:52I'd love you too.
39:54Can we just forget this ever happened?
39:56Yeah.
39:57Yeah?
39:58I know that's easier for me than it is for you.
40:01Don't say that.
40:06We can't pretend, can we?
40:07Yeah.
40:13It's all right.
40:17I'll see you tomorrow.
40:19Yeah, of course we will.
40:21And every day you want me here.
40:24Every day.
40:25Every day.
40:26Every day.
40:27I just don't need it.
40:30All right.
40:32It's okay.
40:34We got this.
40:43It's good of George to give us some space.
40:46Oh, he's had a basin full of me today.
40:49I expect he would love to get away.
40:51Yeah, I should have been one making bruise.
40:53You've been through enough today.
40:55And if I didn't understand that before, then I certainly do now.
40:58Sorry you had to see that close up.
41:00It was Barbara Haric.
41:02That guy that they were torturing.
41:05I felt guilty leaving him, but I had no choice.
41:10Do you think I'm going to subject myself to that again?
41:13I didn't think you were.
41:15Not really.
41:17No.
41:18No, not really.
41:20Some of us had changed.
41:22Some of us were different than before.
41:24I didn't want to change because I didn't want to give you up.
41:32Good.
41:34Because we're holding on to this.
41:38I'm not going to let Noah win.
41:40Your father came back with a suitcase full of dirty laundry.
41:49It's my dirty laundry I'm worried about.
41:52Yeah, well, we'll just have to see how things play out.
41:55Honestly, you think they didn't have washing machines in India?
41:57So why weren't you planning on telling me...
42:02Hmm?
42:04Either one of you are not particularly fussed.
42:06Telling me what?
42:08Well, come on, man.
42:10Surely you haven't forgotten or were you so out of you can't remember the party you threw got out of hand and Lauren getting badly injured?
42:16She told you.
42:17It went up in my estimation the complete opposite of you two.
42:20Yeah, well, we didn't want to ruin your holiday.
42:21You were meant to be looking after the place.
42:24Not sanctioning wild parties and God knows what else.
42:29So is there anything else I need to know?
42:31Anything?
42:32Because I really don't want to hear it from the barmaid of the Rovers and you need to tell me now.
42:41So there's nothing.
42:43Nothing at all.
42:48I'm going for a bath.
42:51Try not to burn the place down while I'm up there.
42:58I should have told them.
43:00No, at least wait until the verdict from the insurance company comes through.
43:05That won't be long.
43:07That text was from them.
43:09They're calling tomorrow.
43:17That won't solve anything.
43:22It's been a bit of the day.
43:23What are you telling me?
43:25You know, this new friend of yours has got a lot to answer for.
43:28And I'm going to make sure he does.
43:31Listen, there's no need to report Todd to the police.
43:34Whatever's happened between me and you has got nothing to do with him.
43:37I think it's got everything to do with him.
43:39He's undone a lot of my hard work.
43:43Not to mention put your mortal soul in peril.
43:45I'm just being true to the person God made.
43:48Don't try pinning this on the Lord.
43:50What you're doing is the work of the other fella.
43:52And this Todd character's his instrument.
43:57Ah, there he is.
43:59The authentic Theo Silverton.
44:00Take a bow.
44:03I've saved you from him once.
44:05Then I'll do it again.
44:07I just want you...
44:10to let me live my life.
44:12Not that life.
44:14I can't do it, I'm afraid.
44:16You see, rescuing sinners is a 24-7 vocation.
44:19I'll be seeing you.
44:21I'll be seeing you.
44:49I'll be seeing you.
44:50To save you.
44:52Long time.
44:53I'll be seeing you.
44:55I have aJEKT weekend's trip in behind My Claimanus eram,
44:56I five years old and I'm watching you.
45:00Obviously never happened to him.
45:02I can't do it, but I've met the wind around my day.
45:04All right.
45:06All right.
45:08I'll be seeing you next time.
45:11I'll be talking to you next time.
45:14It's important to me.
45:15As always cavities is the whole thing,
45:17And all right.
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