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00:26Cat! Boys! Daddy's home!
00:28I'm here!
00:36Hey!
00:38What the hell are you doing?
00:40What are you doing?
00:42No, hold on a second.
00:43Sneaking up on a half-naked lady doesn't aim for people like you.
00:46Just stop! Stop! Where's Cat?
00:48Well, she ain't here, is she?
00:50So take your rose, and your donkey, and vamoose!
00:54Right, he likes...
01:00Right, right, one!
01:02Oh, one, two, two, four, three!
01:04Oh, you two! Pack it in!
01:06Watch someone's eye out!
01:08I've forgotten what a barrel of laughs that Draymond was.
01:10Anyone seen my phone?
01:12No. Anything from Mo?
01:14The old building keeper locked up for all I care.
01:16All right, you two! That's my phone! Give it here!
01:18I could swing for her, lumbering me with all of this!
01:20Mike, come on!
01:22You have one message!
01:24Okay, it's me. I just want to say that I'm... I'm really sorry. You know, I'm... I've not been...
01:34Three, two, one...
01:36No!
01:37Jane?
01:40Jane, you all right?
01:42Do I look all right?
01:43What's happened?
01:44It was him.
01:45It was him.
01:46Right, you two, put them down and get upstairs now.
01:48Look on the barrier!
01:49I can't look. Is it bad?
01:51Well, it ain't good, Jane. You've got a dart sticking out your arm.
01:54I think I feel a bit faint.
01:56Dad!
01:57Oh!
01:58Only needs a plaster on it.
02:00I need to go to A&E.
02:01Bit dramatic, innit?
02:02Well, a tetanus at least.
02:05Oh, I'll sort it out myself!
02:09Any chance of a coffee?
02:11Nan, you got nicked for shaking your lettuce in the middle of the square on our opening night.
02:15You can go swivel!
02:17Jane?
02:19Charming.
02:21Louie, if you want to go to Noura's house, you've got to be ready in five minutes!
02:44Why aren't you on the stall?
02:48Late shift.
02:49Since when does Peter do shifts?
02:52You better not be messing him about, Oscar.
02:54Mm-hmm.
02:56You all right, mate?
02:57Ready to bust some more moves?
02:59We do choice of one.
03:01You, my friend, have got some taste.
03:05You two really did have some fun last night, eh?
03:08Is Mike coming round again tonight?
03:10Mike?
03:11Oscar's friend.
03:12Tell you what, why don't we go to the caf?
03:13Treat ourselves.
03:14Go on, go get your shoes on.
03:15Yes.
03:17Why was that psycho in my house?
03:18It's not as bad as it sounds, really.
03:19No, but it is bad, Oscar.
03:20He was here with Jimmy and Louie.
03:21And I thought I was the drama queen.
03:23Don't go giving it the biggun to me, Oscar.
03:24Is that why you're not on the stall?
03:25Because you're scared to leave the house?
03:26Right, that's it.
03:27I'm calling Uncle Jack.
03:28Are you joking?
03:29We...
03:30I'm trying to sort this mess out for you.
03:31Okay, let me speak to Jack, yeah?
03:32This is my mess, I'll deal with it.
03:33Make sure you do.
03:34And quickly.
03:35I'm trying to sort this mess out for you.
03:36No, no, no, no, no.
03:37I'm not as bad as it sounds, really.
03:38No, but it is bad, Oscar.
03:39No, but it is bad, Oscar.
03:40He was here with Jimmy and Louie.
03:41And I thought I was the drama queen.
03:42Don't go giving it the biggun to me, Oscar.
03:43Is that why you're not on the stall?
03:44Because you're scared to leave the house?
03:45Right, that's it.
03:46I'm calling Uncle Jack.
03:47Are you joking?
03:48We...
03:49I'm trying to sort this mess out for you.
03:50All right.
03:51Okay, let me speak to Jack, yeah?
03:53This is my mess.
03:54I'll deal with it.
03:55Make sure you do.
03:56And quickly.
03:58It's not Peter you're going to have to worry about.
04:01I'll kick you out myself.
04:14Bonnie.
04:15Hey.
04:16Why aren't you answering my calls?
04:17Don't know.
04:18Okay, well, have you thought any more about my proposal?
04:20You're making it sound like it's a business deal.
04:23Okay.
04:24Sorry, poor choice of words.
04:25Erm.
04:26I'm serious though, Ivani.
04:27I will look after this baby.
04:30Listen, if you end this pregnancy, there is no going back.
04:33Do you understand?
04:34So please, just...
04:36Just...
04:37Don't make any rash decisions.
04:40Hey girl.
04:41Oh, thank you.
04:42All right, kid?
04:43Yeah.
04:44I'm meeting Barney.
04:45Nice talk to you too.
04:47Is she okay?
04:48Of course not.
04:49She's a teenager.
04:50I've got to get back to you.
04:51Okay.
04:58Stacy, it's Alfie.
04:59Listen, what the hell is going on, okay?
05:00I've got Elaine in my flat.
05:01Cat's gone AWOL.
05:02I don't know where the kids are.
05:03And I'm going off my nuts.
05:04So can you call me back ASAP?
05:07Uh, you haven't seen Cat at all, have you?
05:09No.
05:10Okay.
05:11I'll tell you what then.
05:12Erm.
05:13I'll have a coffee.
05:14Actually, I'll have a gallon.
05:15They run out of straw kangaroos?
05:17Ha.
05:18Very good, Nicola.
05:19No, I just had a stopover in Spain, that's all.
05:21Oh, jet lag's a killer, ain't it?
05:23Cheap Spanish beer's even worse.
05:25I'll remember the first one, and after that...
05:26Err.
05:27Gone.
05:28Drinking to forget.
05:29I'm struggling to remember.
05:31Listen, you haven't seen Cat anywhere, have you?
05:33Harry, let me get you something bad.
05:35No, thanks.
05:36I feel sick all of a sudden.
05:38Hello, Nicola?
05:39Cat?
05:40I'm not the all-seeing eye, Alfie.
05:42Oh, okay.
05:43I'll just...
05:44Stace!
05:45Say, darling, where are ya?
05:47Come on.
05:49Oi.
05:50The fridge was empty after you left this morning.
05:53Now, if you're gonna live with us, you've got to contribute, mate.
05:56Aye aye, Captain.
05:57The perils of shared accommodation, eh?
05:59There you go.
06:00When the money comes in from the pub, we'll be fine.
06:03Oh.
06:04Handsome, minted and single.
06:06You wanna be careful.
06:07Women'll be queuing up for you.
06:09Some of them might wanna take advantage.
06:12Do you think that's what it's looking for?
06:14I'm going back to work now.
06:17Yeah.
06:22What are you saying?
06:23It's all done.
06:24How much longer is this gonna be for?
06:25I told you, just a few more days.
06:27Gotta keep the staff safe.
06:29Can't keep it enough flat, it's too whiskey.
06:31You sitting in a sprint while you weren't there when you got nip.
06:33You?
06:34Can't just try on your next job.
06:35Yeah, man, I'm on it.
06:36Got something lined up later for today.
06:37Good.
06:38I'll be in touch.
06:39Oi!
06:40What?
06:41Get your head out of the clouds and do some work.
06:43I haven't had to set this place up on my own.
06:44Yeah, er, let me make up to you, yeah?
06:45Um, coffee with me?
06:46Yeah.
06:47Yeah, go on then.
06:48Mmm.
06:49Yeah, go on.
06:50Mm-hmm.
06:51Come on, ladies.
06:52Come on, ladies.
06:53Come on, ladies.
06:54Come on.
06:55Come on, ladies.
06:56Come on, ladies.
06:57?
06:58Get your head out of the clouds and do some work.
07:00I've had enough had to set this place up on my own.
07:02Yeah, uh, let me make up to you, yeah?
07:06Coffee with me?
07:08Yeah.
07:08Yeah, go on then.
07:20This is getting embarrassing now.
07:22Accept it, guys.
07:23I'm just not that into you, all right?
07:24Oh, we was just waiting for little Louie and John.
07:26We'll have to come home, won't we, Harrison?
07:28Don't we take them to the pub?
07:30Some ice cubes.
07:31Don't even say their names.
07:33Look, it's me you want, all right?
07:36So let's just get this over with.
07:43Excuse me.
07:44Sorry, sorry, sorry.
07:46Ah, I'm getting free.
07:50Stacey, where are Kat and the boys?
07:52What happened in Spain?
07:53What do you mean, what happened in Spain?
07:54Oh, mate, keep me around the donkey.
07:56Hey, listen, when you bailed out on the money, right, I had no leverage to pay them geezers off.
08:01So she, she's still missing.
08:05Stacey, what happened, darling?
08:07I mean, how did Kat take it?
08:09Take what?
08:11Well, you said she knows.
08:12Hey, I've been looking everywhere for you.
08:18What are you doing back there?
08:20Alfie, it's for me.
08:20They're beautiful.
08:22Huh?
08:22Here, Trace, get the bubbles.
08:23We've got some celebrating to do.
08:25Have we?
08:26Yeah.
08:27Because while you was off on your jollies, me and Stace, we bought the Vic.
08:30What?
08:33Yeah.
08:33We put all our money together, didn't we, Stace?
08:35Welcome to your new home.
08:37No, no, no, no, no, no.
08:39No.
08:40No, I don't, I don't believe it.
08:42Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention, please?
08:45I'd like to propose a toast to Alfie Moon.
08:48You landlord of the business!
08:54The biggest liar in world, friends!
08:57Stop!
08:58Stop!
08:59Why'd you keep it from me, eh?
09:01A sinner.
09:02I'm sorry, Ralph.
09:03I thought I was doing the right thing.
09:04The right thing?
09:05Lying about a cancer scare and then chasing after Hayley?
09:08What?
09:08I had to tell her, um, about Hayley and Cherry.
09:13Yeah, good to see, about that.
09:15Save it, Alfie.
09:16Right.
09:16And you can shove that donkey where the sun don't shine.
09:19I've got a pub to run.
09:23Oh!
09:30Threatening little babies.
09:32That's low.
09:33You know what's lower?
09:34The gross.
09:35You want revenge?
09:36I get it.
09:37And yeah, I deserve it, but this is it, Mike.
09:40You do this, you leave my family alone.
09:42Yeah.
09:44One rule.
09:46Don't touch the face.
09:47Okay.
09:50My granddad was a boxer.
09:52Must run in the family.
09:53Oh, yeah?
10:00Did you really think a good kicker was all it was going to take?
10:03I want to make sure you never open your mouth again, mate.
10:05Oi!
10:05Go back inside.
10:06There's nothing to see, Edra.
10:07Edra.
10:08Edra.
10:08I've got...
10:09Looks like ABH to me.
10:10I've got this, Jack.
10:11Michael Smith, right?
10:12I've seen you file.
10:15It's your sugar, daddy, Oscar.
10:17Oh, yeah.
10:19You threaten any of my family again, I will not turn you out of a chink.
10:22Do you understand, mate?
10:24Now disappear!
10:24So the squeed has got a pig in the family, eh?
10:30It all makes sense now.
10:39Well done.
10:40You just made it worse.
10:42Oh, you're welcome.
10:42Hey, Nana.
11:03Can you believe it, eh, darling?
11:05The cat's only gone and bought us the pub back again.
11:08It's good.
11:09But you always said it was me and cat, didn't you?
11:13You always said it was written in the stars, well, you know, typical me.
11:17Gone and blown it again like I always do.
11:20You can say that again.
11:25I am so sorry, cat.
11:27Why do I fall for it every time?
11:30You said you were scared because your cancer was back.
11:33Who does that?
11:34I know.
11:34I know.
11:35And that was wrong of me.
11:35Oh, do you think?
11:37I should have known you were lying because your lips were moving.
11:40I know.
11:41I know.
11:43And I hate myself for it, all right?
11:47All that lying behind your back and sneaking around.
11:49But I just thought if you actually knew what I was doing, then you'd be hurt by it.
11:55And I was panicking because...
11:57Well, the lies, they start snowballing, don't they?
12:01And it would probably set me right if the cancer came back.
12:07Cherry's your daughter, all right?
12:09And if it was my Zoe in trouble, I'd be on the first plane.
12:12I can't be mad at you for that.
12:14It was Nana's dying wish that we are both happy.
12:24Yeah?
12:25And if finding Cherry makes you happy...
12:27From now on, we tell each other everything, yeah?
12:33Promise me.
12:34Because if you lie to me again, you're going to wish you were dead.
12:39I promise.
12:40And to my face.
12:42No more leaving drunken voicemails.
12:46What voicemail?
12:47The one you left last night.
12:51Did you listen to it?
12:53I started to.
12:55Until the twins started using Gina's target practice.
12:59I'd better get downstairs and have a shower because you stink.
13:05Oh, look.
13:06Here's your partner in crime.
13:07I'm sorry.
13:10What have you done?
13:23So, hang on.
13:24Your nan wants to bring up your baby.
13:27It's crazy, right?
13:28What's your mom going to say?
13:31Oh, God.
13:32What's your dad going to say?
13:33I mean, she reckons that she can, like, smooth it over with her.
13:37No, that is a hideous plan.
13:39You all right, Bonnie, chill out.
13:41Sorry.
13:42Bonnie.
13:44Oh, sorry.
13:46Sorry, I've just remembered I've got to go and have a baby.
13:49A bath.
13:50Bath.
13:51I said bath.
13:52A nice hot bath.
13:58You told him, then.
14:00How did you find me?
14:01This place is the hub of teenage angst.
14:04Listen, I just want to talk to you.
14:08Okay, well, why do you even want to do this?
14:11Because this baby is a part of our family.
14:14Our family?
14:15You know, our house literally got raided last week.
14:19Is that the type of thing you want to be bringing a baby up around?
14:22Well, no, it's not ideal.
14:23I just know that when Ashnit had her termination, it drove a wedge between us.
14:28We never healed, Avani.
14:31And I don't want the same happening to you and your mum.
14:34She won't look at you in the same way ever again.
14:38Sorry, are you trying to guilt trip me?
14:39No, it's not like that.
14:41Have you even asked Eve?
14:43Well, she'll understand.
14:44Oh, really?
14:45Yeah, great.
14:46Let's go tell Eve the happy news, then, shall we?
14:48Avani, Avani, wait.
14:52Avani, stop.
14:54Avani, wait.
14:55Why?
14:56Eve will be buzzing.
14:57Avani, just let me speak to her first, please.
15:00No.
15:00Avani, can you stop?
15:03Avani, you're making a fool of us.
15:05Can you stop?
15:05Well, there she is.
15:07Hi, guys.
15:08Hello, how are you?
15:11Oh, look, there's a baby.
15:13It's so cute.
15:15Yeah, really cute.
15:16I'm not so cute at one in the morning.
15:18It's four in the morning.
15:20I bet.
15:21Eve, you ever thought about kids?
15:23Are you joking?
15:25I can't even get myself dressed in the morning.
15:27Oh, come on.
15:29I would love a little auntie or uncle.
15:31Yeah, I hate to break it to you, kid,
15:33but that ship has well and truly sailed.
15:35Yeah, no, I'm happy with our blended family.
15:38Oh, wow.
15:39Yeah.
15:40Well, that's nice, isn't it?
15:41See ya.
15:42It's weird.
15:43Is she for real?
15:44I know.
15:46You should have come to me.
15:54I was sorting it.
15:55Oh, it looks like it.
15:56I should have arrested them,
15:58but how do you think that's going to look for social?
16:00Do you want Jimmy taking it to care?
16:02Yeah, I won't come to that.
16:03The social's already up in his visits
16:05because of the fight you had with Ian last week.
16:07Look, now he knows the police are on you next door,
16:08he'll back off, all right?
16:10Mike won't last until he knows it.
16:12Oscar, there you are.
16:13I can't even trust you to get me a cup of coffee, can I?
16:16Stall, now!
16:19I've only just got my family back on the jab.
16:22Just tell Lauren it's over.
16:25Please.
16:25I can't believe you got so out of it.
16:34You don't even remember leaving a voicemail.
16:36I'm sorry, what was that, Mother Teresa?
16:38Listen, I don't know.
16:39We'll just let her hear her and put it out there.
16:41Are you insane?
16:42If Kat finds out we've lost Zoe, she'll kill us.
16:45Okay, no, I'll get it, but I'll take it.
16:46You find the phone, delete the voicemail before it's too late.
16:50There you go, darling.
16:52You're...
16:52Jane, it's my good bitch.
17:00What can I get you?
17:01A gin and tonic and vodka and tonic, please.
17:05What are you feeling now, Jane?
17:06Oh, it's a bit sore, actually.
17:09I'm fine.
17:10I mean, it was an accident.
17:12Just the boys being overexcited.
17:16She should know better.
17:17Never turn your back on those twins.
17:19Oh, you would.
17:20It was an accident, wasn't it?
17:22An accident?
17:24Have you never seen The Shining?
17:26A beautiful wife to be.
17:31You lost on the horses, didn't you?
17:34You think I'm going to marry a man I do on the inside, huh?
17:37Yeah, ma'am, but when I win, I win big.
17:41And, baby, you're going to have the best wedding this side of Trinidad, I promise.
17:49It's all night.
17:51Hey, cat.
17:53Come here a minute.
17:55Hey, what do you reckon?
17:56Why don't we have the donkey as the pub mascot?
17:58Yeah.
17:59Good day, Alfie.
18:00Yeah, congrats on getting this place out.
18:02Oh, thanks, Denise.
18:03You was the delighted, Alfie.
18:04Over the moon?
18:05Yeah, girl.
18:05What do you do?
18:06Oh, I just...
18:08Do you look at my voicemail?
18:09I left a silly, junken message last night.
18:12I was going to delete it, that's all.
18:13Oh, I'll do it.
18:14I was going to get some empties.
18:16Oh, Alfie.
18:17Hi, Paddy.
18:18Only usual, and one for yourself.
18:19Oh, thank you.
18:20Stace.
18:22Stace.
18:25Cat.
18:26What now?
18:27Mum looks a bit faint.
18:29I think you'd better come in.
18:30Oh, she's milking it, Stace.
18:31It was just a little prick.
18:32I'll be in in a minute.
18:33Oh, you scroach!
18:39I don't believe this.
18:46Has he told you everything?
18:49Look, we put a call out on Mike.
18:52I'm going to keep a close eye.
18:53Well, it don't mean he won't come back.
18:56Look, he's out on bail.
18:58I'll have one more thing and he's in trouble.
18:59Well, he goes inside, so he's had a warning.
19:04Everything okay?
19:07You know, you should count yourself lucky that Peter doesn't know.
19:11He doesn't need an excuse to kick you out.
19:13This is your last chance, was that?
19:16Thank you, Uncle Jack.
19:17You came through for me.
19:24Cheers.
19:26Don't make me regret.
19:47I don't know why, but I just have this irrational fear of your family.
19:53Well, I think it probably comes from being dangled off a bridge by your dad.
19:56Yeah, probably.
19:58Avani!
19:59And that's my cue.
20:00Good luck.
20:01Thanks.
20:03He's been calling you.
20:04And I've been ignoring you.
20:06This is ridiculous, Avani.
20:07Just talk to me.
20:08There's nothing to talk about.
20:08Right, listen, listen.
20:10I know it's not going to be easy, all right?
20:12But if it means this baby has a chance, well, it's worth it, isn't it?
20:16Yeah, you're right.
20:17It is worth it.
20:18But you only want this baby to make up for losing all your own children.
20:23That's not true.
20:24It is.
20:25You're not thinking about what's best for me.
20:27You're only thinking about yourself.
20:29And you're not used to hearing no for an answer.
20:32Avani, please.
20:33But it is a no, okay?
20:34I'm not doing it.
20:35I can't.
20:37I've made an appointment for the clinic tomorrow.
20:40I'm going to have an abortion.
20:46You're going to do it.
20:49I can't believe that close it, boss.
20:50Don't be bad at it.
20:51He is on me.
20:54All right, that's the phone cancelled.
20:56Wish I'd got my hands on him.
20:57Hey, you know.
20:58Well, don't worry about it.
20:59I'm going to buy you a new one tomorrow, okay?
21:00All bells and whistles, all right?
21:03You're looking better, Jane.
21:05I'm fine.
21:05I don't know why everyone's making such a song and dancing about it.
21:08You were lucky.
21:09I had one in my Ares once.
21:11Mind you, it healed quick enough.
21:13That's handy.
21:13Seeing as you do most of your talking out of it.
21:15All right, ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention, please?
21:20What are you doing?
21:20Don't you worry about a thing, darling.
21:22Now, I know I've been described as the biggest donut on the planet by my lovely wife.
21:29Actually, a lot worse over the years, but, you know, after everything that I've thrown her,
21:35I can't believe I've come home to find that she has bought me a boozer.
21:42That's a lot of thanks to Stacey and, of course, to Martin, yeah?
21:48To Martin.
21:48To Martin.
21:49Cheers, Martin.
21:51Now, a lot of you, you knew my Nana Moon, yeah?
21:54Yeah, yeah, well, before she departed, she always says,
21:58Because you make sure you keep that Kathleen by your side.
22:02Because she will make you the happiest and luckiest man on this planet.
22:08You know what?
22:10You, the boys, and the Vic, she was right.
22:15You have made me the happiest and luckiest man in the world.
22:21Because of you, Kat.
22:23Because of you.
22:24Okay?
22:25So, everybody wants to raise your glasses and make some noise to the next chapter.
22:31Oh, the Queen Vic!
22:36I was right about one thing.
22:37What's that?
22:38You are a donut.
22:39Okay, okay.
22:40Who's the first starter?
22:41A fresh starter.
22:42All right.
22:42My contribution?
22:54Can't have you going hungry, can't we?
22:57Are you okay?
22:58Why wouldn't I be?
23:00Ravi.
23:02I can handle it, man.
23:09Take it, these belong to you, right?
23:10Why do you think that's okay, eh?
23:15Dump your junk in every available space?
23:18And I'm fine with you being here, but it's got to be more considerate.
23:21Yeah, no, of course.
23:22Sorry.
23:23Harry brought food.
23:25Good for him.
23:27Thanks.
23:34Don't worry.
23:34No, no, no, no, no, it's fine.
23:36I'll sort it, coach.
23:37Cheers.
23:38I'll complete the shop by the way.
23:39Okay.
23:40What the hell are you doing?
24:04Harry said leave the stuff here.
24:07How are they keeping the boss happy?
24:08Oh, why do you feel nuts?
24:13I'll just let him know you said no, then.
24:14I can't wait.
24:20Yeah?
24:23Good man.
24:25Good man.
24:28Make sure you don't lose it this time, you know?
24:29Hey, you know, we think it right, mate.
24:43We should have a regular sing-along night in here.
24:45Oh, you can do your Harry Belafonte, eh?
24:48The last time he shook his ageing body like Harry Belafonte, he put his back on.
24:53Hey, I still got the moves, you know.
24:56Ever.
24:56Ever.
24:57Look at him, he's in his element.
25:05You know you should diversify.
25:06Oh, you can set up another one here.
25:08Oh, you call it Stacey's Bigger Baps.
25:10Oi.
25:10No, I'm all right with me normal baps on the market, thanks.
25:13It don't seem like celebrating, though, does it?
25:16What are you talking about?
25:17We deserve this.
25:18Look, I'd never forgive myself if any of it happened to Cherry, right?
25:20So we're going to find a way to get the money to him, yeah?
25:28You know, I can't do this, Stace.
25:30I'm lying to her again.
25:31Murphy, it's over.
25:35Hello, mate, what can I get you?
25:50Oh, my God.
26:16Hi, guys.
26:17Hi, guys.
26:18Hi, guys.
26:20No one friends, my family, okay?
26:33Get off of me!
26:36Peter.
26:38What are you doing?
26:41What?
26:42I thought you were a bugger.
26:44You've got a knife in your bedroom.
26:46Why is there a knife in your room?
26:48No, I'm done.
26:49I'm not having no one in the boys put in danger.
26:51I'm sorry.
26:51No way, mate.
26:52No way.
26:53You've had your last chance.
26:54Get out of my house.
26:55Now.