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CONTROL works with Israeli agent #498 (Alan Oppenheimer) to protect an Arab prince (Walker Edmiston), but everything goes awry. (Working title: "He Should Live and Be Well".)
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00:00Camp town ladies sing this song, doodah, doodah, camp town racetrack, five miles long, hold
00:18a doodah a day, gonna run all night, gonna run all day, I bet my money in a bobtail nag,
00:24somebody bet on the bay. Is that you, 24? Yes, 86. Are you sure you weren't followed? Absolutely
00:37sure. Are you ready for my report? Go ahead. All right, to begin with, after the most thorough
00:44investigation on my part, it is my considered belief that there is absolutely nothing suspicious
00:49about this museum. What about the anonymous tip that the museum is somehow tied in with
00:56the mysterious disappearance of four control agents? Negative. Are you sure, 86? I'm absolutely
01:03positive I'm willing to stake my reputation on that observation. As a matter of fact, it's
01:08my considered opinion that this museum is one of the few safe places left in the world where
01:12control agents can meet. Well, I guess that's it. I'll see you back at headquarters 24. Oh,
01:23incidentally, that's a fantastic disguise. But take my advice, do something about your voice,
01:28it's a dead giveaway.
01:58...
02:15...
02:24I don't understand it, Max.
02:35If nothing suspicious is going on at that museum,
02:38why hasn't Agent 24 been heard from since your meeting two days ago?
02:42I don't know, Chief.
02:43Maybe he was picked up on the way back.
02:45Picked up by whom?
02:47Well, the way he was dressed, it could have been by a couple of sailors.
02:51That's what you're talking about.
02:52Well, Chief, the last time that I saw Agent 24,
02:55he was wearing a dress, lipstick, high heels, and a brunette wig.
02:58Agent 24 wasn't working in disguise?
03:01He wasn't?
03:03Oh, well, in that case, when he gets back,
03:04he'd better have a long talk with the control psychiatrist.
03:08Agent 24 is a good agent. I don't know why you're knocking him.
03:11Well, okay, Chief. If you feel that way about it,
03:13when he gets back, I'll take him dancing.
03:17Hey, here's something interesting.
03:18It says here, the mummy of the Egyptian King Tut IV is due to arrive in the United States today.
03:24Oh, really? When does his daddy do?
03:28No, Max, his mummy, King Tut IV, is dead.
03:31Oh, and you want me to find out who killed him?
03:33Max, he died more than 3,000 years ago.
03:37Oh, that's bad, Chief.
03:38It's going to be very difficult to round up witnesses.
03:42Max, you're missing the point.
03:43Now, listen, it says here that King Tut's mummy is going to be placed on exhibit at the museum starting tomorrow.
03:49Now, oddly enough, the mummy of another pharaoh arrived at the museum three days ago.
03:55Was he dead, too?
03:56Of course.
03:58They certainly do a lousy job of packing.
04:02Max, that same day, Agent 24 disappeared,
04:06and the mummy of another pharaoh arrived at the museum 12 days ago.
04:10Oh, and that was the day that Agent 47 disappeared.
04:15Right. Now do you see why I'm so suspicious?
04:18No.
04:19Max, I want you to go back to the museum and check everything out thoroughly.
04:24You better wear a disguise because they might recognize you from before.
04:27Oh, and incidentally, Agent 13 is staked out there doing surveillance.
04:30If you need him, contact him.
04:32Right, Chief.
04:34Wait a minute, Chief. I just thought of something.
04:36What is it?
04:36If there's another mummy arriving tomorrow, isn't there a good chance that I'll disappear, too?
04:42I doubt it.
04:44Why?
04:44Because I'm not that lucky, that's why.
04:47What's the matter with you lately, Chief?
04:49You go from a bad mood to a terrible mood just like that.
04:53Get going, Max.
04:55Right, Chief.
04:55Twenty-four.
05:19Twenty-four.
05:2324 24 are you around here 24 camp town ladies sing this song doodah doodah camp town racetrack
05:37five miles long oh doodah day oh it's you 13. of course it's me well how are things going
05:46terrible well what's the matter now how would you like somebody to water you six times a day
05:5113 if you hate your job so much why don't you get into some other line of business
05:56because i'm a trained espionage agent besides it runs in the family your father is a spy no my
06:03mother really yeah she was very big in world war one no kidding what's her name i don't know she
06:11won't tell us 13 have you seen 24 around no well have you noticed anything suspicious going on here
06:18oh yeah keep your eye on dr ramsey the museum curator ever i've seen a sinister character it's
06:24him and nothing i can put my finger on it's just oh 86 will you do me a favor what uh you won't tell
06:30the chief that my mother's a spy will you well okay but why i don't think she's on our side
06:35mr smart i beg your pardon aren't you maxwell smart the secret agent why do you say that i mean
06:50what do you know about maxwell smart well i know that maxwell smart is handsome and fearless
06:57that he's a dedicated battler against evil and injustice
07:00and that he's the kind of man any girl would fall instantly in love with
07:05of course if you're not him who says i'm not i'm so relieved that you're here mr smart
07:11tell me this since my true identity is such a closely guarded secret how were you able to
07:16recognize me i saw your picture one of the secret agent fan magazine oh yes of course that must have
07:24been the may issue of popular espionage no it was that picture of you and true impossible spy
07:30stories monthly they did a story on me actually it was an advertisement for a decoding device
07:35oh i forgot about that the little handy dandy pocket decoder you looked wonderful in the ad i went
07:41right out and bought one my name is lisa smith i'm assistant curator here at the museum and
07:45i'm a little concerned about things that are going on here what sort of things that's just it so far
07:52it's nothing i can put my finger on that's strange i just heard about another finger exactly like
07:58yours tell me miss smith has the mummy of king tough the fourth arrived yet no but it's due any
08:03minute well i'll tell you what you do if you notice anything suspicious here's my card just call me
08:10i don't understand what these letters and numbers mean oh well just use your handy dandy pocket decoder
08:15name please chaos agent br 29 dr ramsey correct ticket please
08:36now when you're ready to return home try to notify me at least 10 days in advance especially during the
08:44holiday season chaos international wants another control agent kidnapped and shipped out in my
08:52place immediately hmm i see
08:54now let me see we want a control agent approximately five feet nine inches tall
09:03who weighs in the neighborhood of 150 pounds
09:08who is the next control agent to be a guest of chaos european headquarters which of our enemies will we
09:30have the pleasure of kidnapping and torturing for information maxwell's mount
09:37so you made a contact at the museum for us that's very interesting who is it max
09:43i can't give you that information right out here in the open chief it's highly confidential i demand the
09:49cone of silence max the cone of silence is not operating properly can't you just whisper it to me
09:54chief five of our best agents have disappeared on this case already then write it on a piece of
09:59paper and pass it to me do you realize that an innocent girl's life may be in danger because of
10:04this information how about writing it in code in disappearing ink absolutely not chief this information is too
10:11vital we'll have to use the coughing code max the coughing code has been dispensed with too many agents were
10:18giving each other colds we don't care chief either we use the coughing code or we wait until the
10:24cone of silence is fixed all right max the coughing code we have the information
10:37that's very interesting
10:46that's very strange wait till you hear this chief
10:53wow just one question max
11:01oh that's a tough one chief would you mind rephrasing that cough
11:11oh well that i don't know but take my advice chief see a doctor that's a nasty cough you've got that
11:18max do you swear that everything you've coughed is the absolute truth absolutely chief miss lisa smith
11:25is the assistant curator of the museum and she works for a dr ramsey and she told me that she thought
11:31there were some strange things going on at that museum that she couldn't put her finger on
11:35but the first time she saw anything suspicious she would call me
11:42what'd you say god bless you
11:46hello oh yes just a moment please it's for you max
11:50hello maxwell smart here mr smart this is lisa smith at the museum
11:55chief it's her
11:56yes miss smith what can i do for you you asked me to call if anything suspicious happened at the museum
12:03mr smart well something has and i'm very worried could we meet somewhere later today well yes of
12:10course how about my apartment about six my address is on the card thank you mr smart i'll be there
12:17what'd you say max she asked some information for me chief wants to meet me at my place tonight about six
12:28i don't think i approve of that don't worry chief i'll be a perfect gentleman max what do you know about
12:33this girl she might be leading you into some kind of a trap well i suppose that's possible
12:37before you discuss anything slip one of these into her drink
12:46what are they chief truth serum in pill form once she's taken it all you have to do is ask her
12:52if she's on the level she has to answer truthfully well all right chief if it'll make you feel any
12:58better i'll put one of them in her drink but i'm telling you this i know my women and this is one
13:03girl i trust with my very light then after you distract maxwell smart miss smith slip this little
13:09knockout pill into his drink after he passes out we'll do the rest what is the rest dr ramsey a
13:17little trip for mr smart a trip that will mean a victory for chaos and death for maxwell smart
13:33and the case sera sera to you
13:54well i'm so glad you could make it miss smith won't you sit down thank you
14:03well shall we have a little champagne before we talk please i think you'll enjoy this oh i intend
14:18to enjoy it very much would you like a little in your glass
14:24yes this is a very special champagne notice the year oh yes 1969 yes it's an advanced bottle
14:37i understand that that will be a very good year for wine
14:40uh
14:45cigarette no thank you
14:50light you really have a charming apartment
14:58thank you well
15:00well mr smart miss smith i was wondering if you would mind dimming the lights it's
15:13rather bright in here good idea i was just going to suggest that myself
15:19would you care for some music no thank you i'd rather we just talk
15:33ah yes the lost art of conversation well exactly what did you want to talk about miss smith
15:47in a moment first to you
15:56excellent champagne are you kidding this is the cheapest champagne i could buy
16:00and miss smith i want you to tell me the complete and absolute truth
16:07miss smith
16:11sound asleep i wonder if it was something i said
16:30hello hello chief this is max well you've done it again i've done what again you and your truth
16:38pill the only thing it did was to put it asleep asleep max that's impossible let's face it chief the
16:45way you run control nothing is impossible you are talking to your superior let's be honest
16:50chief you may be my boss but the only thing superior about you compared to me is your salary
16:55thanks what's come over you i don't know chief i apologize it's not your fault that you're not the
17:04smartest man in the world max could you have somehow taken that truth pill by mistake
17:09could i have taken that truth pill by mistake you know something cheap i think you're right
17:23and it's giving me a terrible headache
17:29max max are you there max
17:36weight 149 pounds height five feet nine and a half inches strange according to our file he should be
17:42exactly five feet nine inches tall you forgot the half inch for the bump on my head
17:47i'm sorry max if you weren't a control agent we could have had fun together
17:54what are you doing in case the box is opened by the customs mr smart we want them to find a mummy
18:01not a captured control agent i hope you realize what this means doctor what's that you'll never
18:08get your license renewed in this state again he's wrapped for shipping doctor good put a handle
18:13with care label on the mummy case miss smith how about this end up
18:32oh that's the short wave miss smith will you answer it of course doctor
18:35do you have a band-aid
19:05it's chaos international call coming
19:22max max where are you
19:35max max is that you are you all right i'm lying here bandaged from head to foot and you
19:57ask me if i'm all right you'd make some lousy ambulance driver i'll unwrap you hurry chief they
20:03give me an injection and i'm supposed to turn rigid any minute and stay that way an entire week
20:09somebody's coming
20:10dr ramsay
20:20dr ramsay look
20:21dr ramsay look
20:30dr ramsay drop it
20:41Sorry about that, Max.
20:50Drop it!
20:57It's all right, Max.
20:59It's Agent 13.
21:00We're safe.
21:01Drop it!
21:02Dr. Ramsey, I presume?
21:12Correct.
21:13And you must be the chief of control.
21:16That's right.
21:17How unfortunate.
21:19Now I'm afraid I shall have to kill you both.
21:22You first, Mr. Smart.
21:27You wouldn't hit a lady, would you?
21:28Well, I, uh, no.
21:30Good.
21:32Everybody stay right where you are.
21:38All right, 13, get them out of here.
21:44All right, you two, on your way.
21:53Max, how do you feel?
21:55Are you kidding, chief?
21:56I've got a terrible headache.
21:57Every bone in my body is broken, and I've got heartburn.
22:00Max, I had no choice.
22:02It's all right, chief.
22:03I understand.
22:04There was nothing else I could do.
22:05It's all right, chief.
22:06Forget it.
22:07They had me covered all the time, Max.
22:09Drop it, chief.
22:10I wish I hadn't said that.
22:21Just stand him up over there.
22:28That'll be $2.40.
22:30$2.40.
22:32The meter only read $1.90.
22:33Yeah, well, we charge $0.50 extra for trunks and dummies.
22:38Here, keep the change.
22:43Well, Max, the case of the disappearing control agents is a closed book, thanks to you.
22:48Thanks to us, chief.
22:49No, Max, thanks to you, remember?
22:51I'm not the smartest guy in the world.
22:54Oh, come on now, chief.
22:55You're still not annoyed over that crack I made while I was under the influence of the truth pill.
22:59No, Max, of course not.
23:00The question is, what are we going to do with you?
23:02According to the control lab, there's no antidote, so you'll be like that for the next week.
23:06Well, why don't you put me on sick leave?
23:08Because you're not sick.
23:09You just step as a board.
23:11What do you suggest, chief?
23:13Max, why don't you take your vacation during the next week?
23:16My vacation?
23:17Are you kidding?
23:19How much fun could I have in this kind of a condition?
23:22Well, I'm sorry, Max.
23:23Regulations are regulations.
23:24Either you take your vacation next week, report here for work Monday morning, or you'll be docked a week's pay.
23:29Now, wait a minute, chief.
23:30Let me get this straight.
23:32If I don't leave this office, you have to pay me, right?
23:35That's right.
23:35Now, shall I call your cab and take you home?
23:37Now, just let's figure this out.
23:39The cab takes me home now.
23:40That's $2.20.
23:41$0.50 to carry me upstairs, then $2.20 to bring me back again here Monday.
23:46If it's all the same with you, chief, I think I'll just stay here.
23:50I could act as night security guard.
23:52Well, what are you going to do if something happens?
23:53You can't press the alarm button.
23:55Well, I could fall down with a tremendous thud.
23:58Well, I'll tell him to listen for you downstairs.
24:00Good night, Max.
24:01Wait a minute, chief.
24:02One more thing.
24:04I hope I wasn't out of line with that crack about you not being the smartest guy in the world.
24:08It's all right, Max.
24:09Of course, who am I to say?
24:14I hope I was out of line with that crack about you not being the smartest guy in the world.
24:44I hope I was out of line with that crack about you not being the smartest guy in the world.
25:14I hope I was out of line with that crack about you not being the smartest guy in the world.
25:20I hope I was out of line with that crack about you not being the smartest guy in the world.
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