- anteayer
86 overhears a plot to kill scientists but Max suffers amnesia in a car crash, or so we are led to believe. KAOS uses a creative way to protect this information. (Working title: "The New Car".)
Categoría
📺
TVTranscripción
00:00Now, you men have been called to this meeting because you best represent those traditions
00:14and standards that chaos holds dear. Loyalty, bravery, and murder. What I am about to tell
00:23you is one of the most sinister plots that chaos has ever devised against America. So
00:29I must caution you against loose talk. The herd must never leave this room.
00:33All right, all right, Schnell. Out with it. What is the plot?
00:38Tomorrow afternoon at Jet Space Laboratories, a group of America's top space scientists will be blown to smithereens.
00:47But Schnell, Jet Space Labs, it is one of the most tightly guarded installations. How do we pass their security?
00:55Now, Petro, I show you. We drive right through the front gate.
01:02Americans and their stupid coffee bread.
01:06Tomorrow afternoon at 2.15, Billy's snack truck will be outside the propulsion lab.
01:11At precisely the same moment, the space scientists will be concluding their inspection tour.
01:16And they step outside of the building. Ka-room!
01:20So, the old bomb and the snack truck trick.
01:27Hello, Chief.
01:38Yes, Max. What's up?
01:40Listen, Chief. I've just uncovered a vicious plot to murder a group of our top space scientists.
01:46Where, Max? Where?
01:48In the next room. Right here at the Park Savoy Hotel.
01:51Are the scientists staying at that hotel?
01:53No, Chief. Chaos is at this hotel. Schnell and Petroff, I hear.
01:58Schnell and Petroff? Max, they're number one and two on Control's ten most wanted spy list.
02:04One and two? I thought they were nine and ten.
02:07Well, they were. But when the last ratings came in, they jumped to one and two.
02:10I don't understand, Chief. Chaos has better killers and murderers than Schnell and Petroff.
02:15That's the way our business works, Max. They don't go by how good you are, they go by the rating.
02:21There you have it, gentlemen. That concludes our briefing.
02:26Now, remember, the key word is secrecy.
02:33Schnell here.
02:35Are you sure?
02:37All right, I will take care of it.
02:40That was Chaos Communications.
02:44Smart is in the next room.
02:46Smart.
02:47Shh, she's listening.
02:48You stay here.
02:49You, come with me.
02:56Have you got a pencil, Chief?
02:58Okay, write this down.
03:00At exactly 2.15...
03:02Hold on, Chief. I think there's someone at the door.
03:05Tick.
03:06I'll take care of it.
03:07All right.
03:08I can't hear it.
03:21We've got a pencil, we've got a pencil, we've got a pencil.
03:26Oh, my God.
03:56Oh, my God.
04:26Oh, my God.
04:55You were in an automobile accident.
04:58An automobile accident?
05:00Yes, of course.
05:01I've got to get out of here.
05:02Oh, Mr. Smart, you have a head injury.
05:05Now, the doctor insists you be kept here for observation.
05:07Yes, well, you tell the doctor that I've got to get out of here.
05:10The security of the nation may be at stake.
05:12Well, you'll have to think of a better one than that.
05:14Where are my clothes?
05:15Mr. Smart.
05:16No one leaves this hospital without the doctor's permission.
05:20I'll get him here right away.
05:29Doctor.
05:29Dr. Mangle.
05:30It's Mr. Smart, at number 612.
05:34Yes, nurse, what about him?
05:35Bad news, doctor.
05:36He's feeling better.
05:37Oh, I was afraid of this.
05:39Well, he wants to leave the hospital immediately.
05:42Yes, you go directly to control.
05:44Chaos will punish us for destroying their most ingenious plan.
05:48We must silence Smart.
05:50But how, doctor?
05:51How?
05:51Prepare the hypodermic.
05:54The death suit?
05:55Yes.
05:56And sterilize the needle.
05:58Sterilize the needle, but if we're going to kill him...
06:00Nurse, I may be working for Chaos, but I'm still a doctor.
06:05Dr. Mangle, telephone.
06:08Dr. Mangle, telephone.
06:10Dr. Mangle here.
06:13Yes, Grouse, thank you.
06:15What is it, doctor?
06:17Chief of control at 99.
06:19They're on their way up to C-Smart.
06:21Oh, it's too late to give him the hypo now.
06:23And once they've talked to him, we're lost.
06:26These amnesia pills.
06:28It's our only chance.
06:30Amnesia pills, doctor?
06:30Yes, the newest discovery from the laboratories of Chaos.
06:33One of these pills and the victim loses his memory for one hour.
06:37That's a great step forward in medicine.
06:40Yes, and you can get them without a prescription.
06:43Now get going.
06:44You stall off the visitors while I administer to the patient.
06:47All right.
06:51Mr. Smart?
06:57Mr. Smart?
06:58Yes, doctor?
07:00Mr. Smart, what are you doing in that suit?
07:02Oh.
07:02Well, I know it needs pressing, but after all, I was in a wreck.
07:06Mr. Smart, you are recovering from a very serious accident.
07:09Now, I insist you get back into that bed and take one of these pills immediately.
07:13I'm sorry, doctor.
07:14I have no time for that.
07:14My country is in danger.
07:16Well, unless you take this pill, you'll die.
07:19I may be patriotic, but I'm not a fanatic.
07:22All right, doctor.
07:22I'll take this pill, but then I'm leaving.
07:24I must contact my chief immediately.
07:26Oh, Max, thank heavens you're all right.
07:37Who are you people?
07:39What do you want?
07:40Doctor, what's wrong?
07:41Well, he's had a slight concussion.
07:43His memory has become affected.
07:46Max, it's me, the chief.
07:49The chief?
07:51Well, you don't look like an Indian to me.
07:53Max!
07:54Please, madam, who are you?
07:55I'm 99.
07:58Well, you look pretty good for your age.
07:59Max, don't you remember me?
08:01Yes, you're the one with the cold hands.
08:03Max, we both work for control.
08:05You're an agent.
08:07An agent?
08:09Well, that's funny.
08:10I always wanted to be a radio announcer.
08:13Max, this is important.
08:15Try to remember.
08:16We were talking on the phone last night.
08:18You were telling me about a plot to kill our space scientists.
08:21Did you call the police?
08:24Doctor, we must have this information.
08:25Isn't there something you can do?
08:27I'm afraid not.
08:28These things take time.
08:29Chief, maybe when we get Max back to headquarters, he'll start to remember.
08:32Remember what?
08:33It's our only hope.
08:34Doctor, we've got to take him with us.
08:36It's urgent.
08:37Well, all right, if it is absolutely necessary.
08:39But I insist that he take one of these pills every hour.
08:41One pill every hour?
08:42What are they, doctor?
08:43Well, it's a new drug essential to his recovery.
08:46Now, if he fails to take just one at the prescribed time, his loss of memory could become permanent.
08:51Oh, he'll remember, won't you, Max?
08:53Of course I'll remember.
08:55You're the chief, you're 99, and you're the doctor.
08:57Max, she's 99, he's the doctor, and I'm the chief.
09:01Oh, well, I may not remember names, but I never forget a face.
09:15Think, Max, think.
09:16I am thinking.
09:17I'm trying to think.
09:18I just can't seem to get my thoughts in focus.
09:21Well, let's go over it all again now.
09:23The last thing you said to me on the phone was that chaos was plotting to kill some of our nation's top space scientists.
09:29Yes, I said that?
09:30Yes.
09:31Well, then it must be true.
09:32I wouldn't lie about a thing like that.
09:34Max, nobody is accusing you of lying.
09:36We just want to know where and how it will happen.
09:39Try to remember.
09:40Max, time's running out.
09:41It's almost 12.30.
09:4212.30?
09:44Yes, does that mean anything to you?
09:45Of course.
09:47It's lunchtime.
09:48How about some Chinese food?
09:50Max, maybe I'm pushing you too hard.
09:52Maybe we should go out and get a snack.
09:54Snack?
09:56Did you say snack?
09:57Yes.
09:57Wait a minute, snack, snack.
10:00I seem to remember something about, something about a snack truck.
10:04What about a snack truck?
10:05Well, chaos said that they were going to get this truck and...
10:09Time for your pill, Max.
10:11Hold it a second, 99.
10:12Chief, you know what the doctor said.
10:13If he doesn't take this pill on time, his amnesia may become permanent.
10:16All right, but make it fast.
10:17He was just on to something.
10:21All right, Max, now, what about the snack truck?
10:23What snack truck?
10:24Who are you people?
10:25What do you want?
10:26What am I doing here?
10:28Miss 99, he can't remember anything.
10:30Maybe if I take him back to the hotel room where he made the phone call, maybe the familiar
10:33surroundings will strike a chord.
10:35Wait a minute, I've got an idea.
10:36Why don't I go back to the hotel room with this young lady, and maybe the familiar surroundings
10:40will strike a chord.
10:42He's beginning to sound like himself, 99.
10:44We have a little surprise for you, Max.
10:46A surprise?
10:47Yes, Max.
10:48Here.
10:50The keys to your apartment?
10:53You little tiger, you.
10:56Hey, stop that!
10:57He doesn't know what he's doing.
10:59Actually, the keys to your new car.
11:01Oh, my new car?
11:02Yes, it's waiting for you downstairs.
11:04Come on, I'll show it to you.
11:04Now, notice these switches, Max.
11:12Now, this one will send an oil slick out of the tailpipe.
11:15That's very handy in case you're being pursued.
11:17Now, this knob will produce smoke billows from the front or the rear, depending upon which
11:21way you turn it.
11:21Now, this switch controls the antenna.
11:29Actually, it's a radar device which projects an image here on this screen.
11:33How do you like it?
11:34Oh, that's great, Chief.
11:36And I like the accessories.
11:37They're better than the Edsel.
11:40Max, this car has some fantastically clever devices.
11:44For instance, under the hood.
11:47What's this, Chief?
11:50It's the horn, Max.
11:51Well, that's not so clever.
11:54Max, will you push the switch on the extreme left, please?
12:03It's a high-velocity, .50-caliber machine gun, Max.
12:07Now, over here.
12:08What's this?
12:12That's the trigger, Max.
12:14Sorry about that, Chief.
12:16Lower the machine gun, will you?
12:22Now, in case you should have a passenger, and it turned out to be a chaos agent, do this.
12:33Say, that's great, Chief.
12:36Why, they'll sell a million of these cars.
12:38Every married man in the country will want one.
12:40Within an hour, it'll be too late to save those scientists.
12:43Oh, here's 99 now.
12:44You two get over to that hotel.
12:47All right, Max.
12:48It's all yours.
12:50Oh, well, that's very sweet of you.
12:52I mean, to give an expensive present like this to me, and you a perfect stranger.
12:56No, I am not a perfect stranger.
12:59Well, you could be if you wouldn't holler so much.
13:02Why are we parking behind the hotel, Max?
13:23Because if we park out front, there's always a chance of being blocked by other cars,
13:27and we may have to leave in a hurry.
13:29Good thinking, Max.
13:30What do we do now, Max?
13:36Uh, yes.
13:37Well, I'll just back the car up a little and let you out, and then I'll pull it in again.
13:41But that's not going to work, Max.
13:43You'll still be stuck.
13:44Good thinking.
13:45It's more important for you to get into that hotel room than it is for me.
13:48Come on, let's climb out over the top.
13:54Here, you better give me your hand.
13:55I won't fall, Max.
13:56No, but I might.
13:58Oh, wait a minute.
13:59What about the luggage?
14:00What luggage?
14:01Well, don't you remember?
14:02Every control agent has a set of various kinds of luggage in his trunk.
14:05What for?
14:06For emergencies such as this.
14:07We can't go into a hotel lobby without any luggage.
14:10It'll arouse suspicion.
14:11Hmm.
14:12Maybe you're right.
14:13Okay, let's go get a suitcase.
14:15Right.
14:15Okay.
14:15Oh, no, not that one, Max.
14:26That's full of samples.
14:27That's for when you pose as a traveling salesman.
14:29Oh.
14:30Well, why don't I just tell the desk clerk that I'm a traveling salesman?
14:33Well, how would you explain me?
14:34Well, I could say that you were the farmer's daughter.
14:37Use the honeymoon kit, Max.
14:39The honeymoon kit?
14:39Sure, we used it before, and it worked just fine.
14:42Oh, really?
14:43You and I, together, we used it?
14:45Oh, Max, don't tell me you don't remember that either.
14:47No, I don't.
14:49Remember, Max, when we get inside, if they ask if we're married, I'm Mrs. Smart.
14:53Right.
14:54Who am I?
14:55Mr. Smart.
14:57Good.
14:58It worked out perfectly.
15:11Max, wait.
15:13Cradlemeyer, the chaos agent, is out front.
15:14We can't let him see us.
15:19Wait a minute, man, you think?
15:22That looks like a whole window.
15:24Now, if I could just get in that window...
15:26But how can you, Max?
15:27We don't have a ladder.
15:29I've got it.
15:31The ejector seat.
15:32What are you going to do, Max?
15:34I'm going to throw myself in this ejector seat,
15:38and then you're going to push that button and shoot me up to that window.
15:42Well, what about me?
15:43Well, once I get up there, I'll find a rope someplace, lower it down, and pull you up.
15:49Are you sure this is going to work?
15:51Don't worry.
15:52Once I'm up there, I'll grab that window ledge.
15:54It can't miss.
15:55Go ahead.
15:56Press the button.
16:12Okay.
16:12Okay, let's go.
16:14Where to, Max?
16:15The hospital.
16:15I think I just broke every bone in my body.
16:24Max, look.
16:25There's Cradlemeyer.
16:25He's leaving.
16:26Good.
16:27Let's drive around and go in the front way.
16:29Well, according to the register, this is the room you've occupied, Max.
16:57Does anything ring a bell?
16:59Yes, but I find it hard to believe.
17:00What, Max?
17:01Well, that I would stay in such a cheap, crummy room.
17:04Why, there isn't even a television set here.
17:06Max, you were here because you uncovered a chaos plot to kill our top scientists.
17:10Don't you remember anything?
17:12Well, I don't know what's the matter with me.
17:13I used to have such a brilliant mind, quick and incisive.
17:16Now I can barely remember my own name.
17:18Think, Max.
17:19Think.
17:19Max, that's it.
17:20That's it.
17:20Max, maybe if you could retrace all of the events leading up to the phone call, then
17:25maybe you could remember.
17:26You think so?
17:27Mm-hmm.
17:28Well, it's worth a try.
17:29Now, let me see.
17:30I remember coming into the room.
17:32Good.
17:33I was with a bellboy.
17:34Right.
17:34I remember because I asked him to open the windows, fluff up the pillows, get me some
17:38clean towels and a pitcher of ice water.
17:40Then I gave him a dime.
17:41What did he say?
17:42You don't remember?
17:44Well, yes, I remember, but I'm ashamed to repeat it.
17:47Max, keep trying to remember the events leading up to the phone call.
17:50Phone call?
17:51Yes.
17:52What were you doing exactly before you made the call?
17:54What was I doing?
17:56Let me see now.
17:56What was I doing?
17:58Wait a minute.
17:59Wait a minute.
17:59I remember.
18:00I was listening against this wall.
18:02Good, Max.
18:02Keep going.
18:03I had my electronic bug in my pocket, and I took it out, and I placed it against this
18:06wall just about here.
18:08And what did you hear?
18:09Well, I think the couple in the next room are having a terrible fight.
18:11No, Max.
18:12There was no couple in the next room.
18:13That was Schnell and Petrov.
18:14Schnell and Petrov.
18:16Of course.
18:17And Cradlemire.
18:18Now I remember.
18:20They were hatching a plot.
18:21A plot to kill some of our top scientists.
18:23What are they going to do, Max?
18:25The snack truck.
18:25The snack truck.
18:26They're going to rig a bomb in a snack truck and blow it up.
18:29Of course.
18:31The old bomb in the snack truck trick.
18:32That's it.
18:33Where are they going to do it, Max?
18:35Let's see.
18:36This afternoon.
18:37This afternoon at 2.15 at...
18:39It's 1.30.
18:41No, 2.15.
18:41No, Max.
18:42It's 1.30.
18:43It's time for your pill.
18:44Oh.
18:45Here.
18:49I'm glad you remembered.
18:49Okay, Max.
18:50Now where?
18:50Where is this going to happen?
18:52Where is what going to happen?
18:54The snack truck.
18:56Oh, it's the snack truck here?
18:57Good.
18:57I'm starving.
18:58Let's see.
18:58I'll have a ham and cheese sandwich.
19:00How about you?
19:00Oh, Max.
19:01Our top scientists are going to be blown up by a snack truck.
19:04We have less than an hour left.
19:06An hour?
19:07My watch must have stopped.
19:08No, Max.
19:09That's not your watch.
19:10That's your wrist recorder.
19:11Wait a minute.
19:13Did you have this on last night?
19:15Well, I must have.
19:15I don't remember taking it off.
19:17Oh, let's hope you ought to turn it on.
19:19What I am about to tell you is one of the most sinister plots that chaos has ever devised against America.
19:24That's Schnell.
19:26You were recording while you were listening.
19:27A group of America's top space scientists will be blown to smithereen.
19:33That's Schnell.
19:34Jet Space Labs.
19:35Come on, Max.
19:36I'll call the chief on the way.
19:37I need that for you, Max.
19:39What is it?
19:40There's someone in the hall.
19:42We may have been followed.
19:46Is it chaos?
19:47It's worse.
19:47It's the house detective.
20:10Thanks a lot, everybody.
20:11Enjoy your snacks.
20:12I'll see you tomorrow.
20:13Keep those missiles flying.
20:16Petrov.
20:17Obviously, smarts amnesia is working.
20:23We couldn't have gone this far if control knew the plan.
20:26You're right.
20:27I think we can proceed with safety.
20:30After the bomb explodes.
20:32In the excitement, we will go out the front gate.
20:34Kedlmeier will be waiting for us in the car.
20:37Schnell, look.
20:38The scientists.
20:41They're coming.
20:42Pick Petrov.
20:43Set the timer.
20:43We'll get out of here.
20:45Set the engineers.
20:46Let's go.
20:46Let's go.
20:47Let's go.
21:00Let's go.
21:00Let's go.
21:00Get out of here.
21:01Yeah.
21:01Hey, Max.
21:02Get away from that truck.
21:03Take cover.
21:03Protect yourself.
21:04Let's go.
21:04max look they're stealing a jeep well they won't get far this is maxwell smart this is maxwell
21:18smart attention all gates this is a code 10 repeat a code 10
21:23quick open the gate you have a pass control take a look at this
21:49oh i'll open it right away
21:52head for the south end of the ground there's a vault the scale is in the scale
22:16they're gaining on us i will take care of them
22:19they're shooting max not only that but they're speeding
22:26i'll give them a blast with the machine gun
22:30no max that's the radio radio what's a radio doing in the radio it must be that button on the right
22:39are you sure you're right positive push it
22:4399 you push the wrong button that's the smoke screen
22:50max the smoke i can't see
22:53it's funny i'm having the same trouble on my side
22:56good work match you forced them to crash
23:07all right schnell petroff get out of there come on
23:13max
23:20well chief you got here just in time here they are and we've got them all the way down the line you can throw the book at them
23:26murder espionage and dispensing food without a license
23:29all right larabee you and 99 take him down to headquarters
23:32all right chief all right let's go move out
23:33we got cradle mire outside of the gate
23:37are you all right max i got here as soon as i could
23:39yes i'm fine chief but you look terrible
23:41here you better sit down and take a rest
23:43we went 90 miles an hour all the way
23:44well that's too fast for a man your age chief
23:47especially without a hat
23:48you're right i i guess i overdid it
23:51well you just take it easy chief and i'll drive you down to headquarters
23:54feel like a cigarette
23:55oh that's very thoughtful of you max
23:56light
23:59oh boy is he gonna tell me off
24:06as soon as he comes to
24:25at the end of the gate
24:27and
Recomendada
0:29
|
Próximamente