Skip to playerSkip to main contentSkip to footer
BoxOffice
  • 2 days ago
Here We Go S03E02

Category

📺
TV
Transcript
00:00You're not ticklish at all.
00:05Nothing.
00:07There's shell in there.
00:10You've got to go to Stonehenge.
00:12Strong recommend.
00:13Where is she?
00:14Hurry up, Sue, or I'll be late for the dentist.
00:16Oh, all right, Rachel, but I've got to put me DVDs in the sheets.
00:21Oh, my God.
00:21Now, Paul, I didn't rewind them, but that's fine with DVDs, isn't it?
00:26Yes, Mum, we've been through this.
00:27Oh, look, Mum, the under-offer thing's gone from next door's for sale sign.
00:30Oh, no.
00:32Does that mean it's no longer under-offer?
00:33I don't know.
00:34I mean, it might have blown off.
00:35Have they pulled out?
00:37Well, they can't have pulled out.
00:39They won't have pulled out.
00:41No way.
00:42No way.
00:42We can go via the estate agent and ask them as long as we leave right now.
00:46Come on, Paul, I've dropped them.
00:48There's one rolling down the drive.
00:50Oh, I'm coming.
00:53What do they look like?
00:54He's very smart and her coat's very orange.
00:57I've only seen them from behind.
00:58So, Dutch, maybe?
01:00What are you doing?
01:01Shh, shh, shh.
01:02Get out of here.
01:03Listen, there are some potentially Dutch people who have made an offer next door,
01:07so we're just trying to...
01:08Scare them off.
01:09No, spy on them.
01:10A bit.
01:10Find out who they are.
01:11Right.
01:13What?
01:13Oh, my two-thirds, when I do that.
01:15So, we don't do that?
01:16Oh, thank you, thank you.
01:17Great advice.
01:18We'll just go to a dentist.
01:19What, aren't you supposed to be at school?
01:21No, it's a study day.
01:22Well, go and study, then.
01:23I am.
01:23I'm doing film studies.
01:25I have to make a 15-second horror film.
01:26Just film Dad eating a donut.
01:28Oh, yeah, very funny, Amy.
01:30Lots of people suck the jam out first.
01:32It's not that weird.
01:33It is.
01:34Why have you got your suitcase, Amy?
01:35Oh, are you moving back in?
01:37What?
01:38No, of course not.
01:40My granny said she'd do my ironing.
01:41Yeah, I did.
01:42Which ones are the horror films against Sammy?
01:45Is it like Titanic?
01:46It's like, have you seen It?
01:48What, Titanic?
01:49No, no, It.
01:49Well, the thing, Mum, have you seen The Thing?
01:51What thing?
01:52Where did you put it?
01:53Oh, just forget it.
01:55Maybe I'll get some for my film club with Prudence.
01:57Oh, bedsheets?
01:58Are you kidding?
01:59You're not getting your bedsheets ironed like you're Kim Jong-un.
02:01Yeah.
02:02Oh, I'm fine.
02:03And knickers.
02:04I mean, who gets knickers ironed, for goodness sake?
02:06Those are Myers.
02:07Oh, are they?
02:08So, cut them down.
02:10I am, I have.
02:11I'm not touching Myers' panties.
02:12Panties?
02:12Oh, God.
02:13Pants.
02:14Never say panties.
02:15Yeah, this is all Myers, actually.
02:16I don't have anything that needs ironing.
02:18I don't have a job, and she's been doing overtime recently,
02:20because we've got quite a few bills, and you don't have a job.
02:23Yeah, so I'm trying to find nice things that I can do for her.
02:26Do you know what I mean?
02:27Paul, should I iron your tabard?
02:29It's a tactical vest, Mum, not a tabard.
02:32I'm a policeman, not a bloomin' dinner lady.
02:34Lady?
02:35What?
02:35Oh, man.
02:36Dinner man.
02:38Yes.
02:38No, I don't want you to iron creases into my tactical vest, please.
02:41The other officers already think I'm a bit square.
02:44Doorbell!
02:45You're the closest to the door, Mum.
02:46Yeah, but I've got bad tooth.
02:48You only have to answer it.
02:49You don't have to eat your way through it.
02:50Yeah, exactly.
02:51Oh, my God.
02:52Can I invite Maya to pizza night on Wednesday?
02:55Why?
02:55So you can have a free dinner?
02:57No, you should cheer her up.
02:58Well, both.
02:59Yay!
03:00All right.
03:01Hiya.
03:01Now, watch out for the bump, please.
03:03The lovely lady lump.
03:04All right, all.
03:05Bump coming through.
03:06Oh, Cheryl.
03:07Yeah.
03:08It's a boy.
03:09I can tell.
03:10No, you can't.
03:10Oh, it feels like a whole bunch of boys, to be honest, though.
03:13There is so much kicking.
03:15I mean, there really is.
03:16It's like she's got the cast of Riverdance down there.
03:18They're coming out again, Paul.
03:20They're coming out.
03:21Oh, we've got some Dutch people moving in next door.
03:24Oh, Holland.
03:25Yes, Holland.
03:26Any reason you're here, Robin?
03:28He wants sponsorship for his bungee jump.
03:30Bungee jump?
03:31You're going bungee jumping?
03:32Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi.
03:34Stop doing that.
03:34I'm so sorry.
03:35Yes, I am.
03:36Yes, I want to do as much mad shit as I can before the baby slides out.
03:39So, if you'd care to sponsor me.
03:40Go on then, Robin.
03:41I'll give you a pound of bounce.
03:43It should only be one bounce, ideally.
03:46But thanks, Sue.
03:47That's fine.
03:47You doing it too, Cheryl?
03:48Is that a day?
03:50I've just had my hair done.
03:51Exactly.
03:52I mean, and you're heavily pregnant.
03:54Oh, what?
03:55Heavily.
03:57As in, you know, you're eight months pregnant.
03:59You look fantastic on it.
04:01Now, that is true.
04:02Yeah.
04:03And the baby would probably come out when I'm going back.
04:05Yeah, that's true, yeah.
04:07Goop on.
04:08And the old umbilical cord, nature's bungee rope.
04:10Can I film it?
04:12I need stuff for my horror film.
04:13Oh, yeah, just a bit, Spielberg.
04:14So, it's 10am, Saturday, Box End Park.
04:17Hang on, horror film?
04:19What, why?
04:20It's not dangerous, is it?
04:21No.
04:22No, probably not.
04:23I'll check.
04:24Don't check.
04:24On www.google.co.uk.
04:28Just say Google.
04:29Come with me and Graeme to the death metal gig on Thursday if you want horror, Sam.
04:32Someone threw a dead pigeon on stage last time.
04:35Oh, yes.
04:35I love a bit of that.
04:36I've never been to a death metal gig.
04:37It's saying bungee jumps can make your eyes pop out.
04:41What?
04:41No, no, I do not want that, Robbie.
04:44Oh, I don't want that.
04:45I don't want to be married to Popeye.
04:47I won't get Popeye.
04:49I doubt I'll get Popeye.
04:50I mean, it's a health and safety nightmare.
04:52Oh, God.
04:52Here we go.
04:53PC gone mad, reporting for duty.
04:55Oh, that is witty.
04:55I'm just saying it's dangerous, Amy.
04:57I'm not being PC.
04:59Okay, fine.
04:59You're being boring.
05:01I hardly think pointing out the potential risks of a leisure activity makes someone boring.
05:05That's why the police hide you in the basement, so no one has to talk to you.
05:09They don't hide me, thank you.
05:11I am manning the evidence store.
05:13Evidence?
05:14Evidence store?
05:14Oh, all of the other boys picking on you?
05:17Oh, no.
05:17They're just a bit angry with me, you know?
05:20What?
05:20Why?
05:21I told one of the Jamies about his leaving, too, and it turns out it was supposed to be a surprise,
05:25so I ruined it, sadly.
05:27Oh.
05:28One of the Jamies?
05:29Yeah.
05:29How many Jamies are there?
05:31There's four.
05:32What?
05:32There's four Jamies.
05:33That's a lot of Jamies.
05:34It's so confusing.
05:35Yeah.
05:36And they're all just so, like, hunky and spunky.
05:38What?
05:39So I guess they consider me to be sort of older and...
05:41Boringer.
05:42Stop saying boring.
05:44I am not boring.
05:46Am I?
05:51No.
05:53I mean...
05:54Oh, my God, guys, that was, like, five seconds.
05:56You're not that boring, Paul.
05:59That?
06:00What do you mean, that?
06:01There's no need for the that, Mum.
06:04You're not boring, Paul will do.
06:06I mean...
06:07I'm a former Olympian, for goodness sake.
06:10Some of the most boring people on the planet.
06:11Carry on.
06:12You've got some funny stories.
06:15Has they?
06:15Er, er, er, the pizza one?
06:19Yeah.
06:19Yeah.
06:20That's quite funny.
06:21Yeah, the pizza one?
06:21It's really funny!
06:23OK, I tell you what, Paolo.
06:25Join me on the bungee cord on Saturday morning.
06:27Nothing boring about that, mate.
06:28Problem solved.
06:29It's not a problem.
06:30Oh, my God.
06:31Rachel, am I boring?
06:33Yeah.
06:34It's Susie and Joe.
06:35The people by our next door.
06:36Do you remember Susie and Joe?
06:37They don't sound very Dutch.
06:38No, they're not Dutch.
06:39They had a son that went to school with Amy,
06:40but then he left to go to a different senior school,
06:42so we lost Dutch.
06:43What, Milo's parents?
06:44Milo, yes, exactly.
06:46I always felt me and Susie had a real connection.
06:49I really felt that we were meant to be special friends.
06:52Susie and Joe?
06:53Yeah.
06:54Oh, didn't we do the school quiz again?
06:55Yes, yes, do you remember?
06:56Yeah.
06:57Oh, they were great.
06:57Can you imagine if they move in next door?
06:59Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
07:01Well, you should go and invite them over.
07:02Oh, my God, really?
07:03Do you think so?
07:03Yeah, yeah, if they're going to be our neighbours.
07:05I mean, you should go and invite them over one night this week.
07:07OK, I'm going to bloody do it.
07:08Oh, my God.
07:09Susie, me and Susie, Susie and Rachel.
07:11Oh, my God.
07:12I'm excited about this.
07:15Wow.
07:16It's like jam in the stomach.
07:18Yeah, that's...
07:19Very dry.
07:20Hmm.
07:21Yeah.
07:22OK, as quick as we can.
07:23Yes, yes.
07:26Hello.
07:27Hi.
07:28Sorry.
07:28We were just after some information.
07:32Oh.
07:33OK.
07:33Hiya, hello.
07:34Hello.
07:36Good day.
07:36OK.
07:38Hi, hello.
07:40Hi.
07:40We're just here to ask about the house on Pinot Court.
07:4337, Pinot.
07:44Yes.
07:44Yep, no problem.
07:45What's your name?
07:46Oh, no, no, no, we're not stopping.
07:47I've got...
07:48I'm late for a dead disappointment, so...
07:49Yeah, is it back on the market?
07:51Yeah.
07:51Only the under-offer strip's been removed from the sign,
07:53so we just wanted to know what was going on.
07:54Yeah.
07:55Yeah, no problem.
07:56If you just give me an email address,
07:57we can start your property search for you.
07:59No, we're not looking for a property, yeah.
08:01That's not why we're...
08:02No, we are the next-door neighbours in Pinot Court,
08:05and we just need to know if number 37 is under offer or not.
08:08Yeah, that's literally all we need to...
08:09Yeah.
08:10No problem.
08:10So, four-bedroom houses with outside space, I don't know, is it?
08:13Oh, my God.
08:14No.
08:14No, no, no, no.
08:15We're just literally asking about this house.
08:17Exactly.
08:18So, if you could just tell us,
08:19is 37 Pinot Court still under offer?
08:22Is it still under offer?
08:23That's the only reason we're here.
08:24Yeah.
08:25Please tell us.
08:26Hmm.
08:26No problem.
08:27So, what shall I put down for budget?
08:29Oh, my gosh.
08:30Er...
08:30100 million pounds!
08:32Well, that's nuts.
08:34What, really?
08:34Yeah.
08:35OK.
08:35Yeah, I'm a cash buyer.
08:37I'd like to buy 37 Pinot Court for 100 million pounds.
08:40100 million pounds, all right.
08:41Well, yeah.
08:42Can you just please tell us...
08:43Upfront.
08:43..if it's under offer or not?
08:46No problem at all.
08:48So, let's start with your email.
08:49Start?
08:49It feels like we've been talking for, honestly, 15 years.
08:53Yeah, I'm definitely going to be late now for my dentist appointment.
08:54Yeah.
08:55So, we...
08:56Is it under offer?
08:57Is it?
08:57Why did the strip come down?
08:58Is it under offer?
08:59Please just tell us.
08:59Is it under offer?
09:02Paul.Jonathan.Jessup at Proton.me.
09:06Buyers pulled out a couple of days ago.
09:08Right, thank you.
09:09Did they say why?
09:13I think we know why.
09:14It might not definitely be me, Rach.
09:16I don't understand it, you know?
09:18I've been telling everyone at the station about my bungee jump
09:22and I'm getting nothing.
09:23Nobody cares.
09:24Well, you know, you can't force it.
09:26What?
09:27Who is it?
09:27Who is it?
09:28It's a dentist bastard.
09:29OK.
09:30Oh, I missed my appointment with him yesterday.
09:33What?
09:33You've been waiting ages for that.
09:35Why is the dentist a bastard?
09:37Well, because he puts metal things in my mouth and it hurts.
09:40So, because he's a dentist?
09:42Yes.
09:43The bastard.
09:44Anyway, I don't need to see him now.
09:45Why?
09:45Because it's gone away.
09:47The pain.
09:47Gone away?
09:48Yeah.
09:48I'm not sure that's how it works.
09:49Well, no, it's...
09:50With teeth.
09:50I think it can.
09:51I think they can heal.
09:52I don't think they can, Mum.
09:53No.
09:54Joe Bell!
09:55Oh!
09:56Oh!
09:57That'll be Joe and Susie.
09:58It's not!
09:58It's Mario!
10:00Hi.
10:01Maya, how are you doing?
10:03Hey.
10:03Yeah.
10:03Good, good.
10:04I'm just exhausted.
10:05Oh.
10:06There's some people snooping around the house next door, by the way.
10:08Oh.
10:09Oh, no.
10:10No, that Susie and Joe, they're coming here for dinner.
10:12Paul, they're here!
10:13Um, how do I look?
10:15It's just...
10:16Tense.
10:16Made an effort with the...
10:17Why are you so tense?
10:18They know the people moving in next door, so Mum's excited.
10:21They might finally have some friends.
10:22We have friends.
10:24Robin and Cherry don't count.
10:26No, Amy, we have friends.
10:27We've got...
10:28Each other.
10:29Oh, no, that's tragic.
10:30We've got...
10:31I've got...
10:31Is that...
10:32What is that noise?
10:33Oh, it's Prudence and your grandmother.
10:35Sorry.
10:36Sarah.
10:37Who's Sarah?
10:38No.
10:38Yeah, but it's been tough for ages more.
10:40Can you turn it down, please, Mum?
10:41It's in...
10:42Whoa!
10:43Whoa!
10:43What even is that?
10:45The human centripeed!
10:47Well, can you lower the volume, please?
10:51We've got guests coming.
10:52No, Prue won't be able to hear it if it's lower than this.
10:56Really?
10:56I won't.
10:57Is it a pirate DVD, Granny?
10:58No, it's a horror one.
11:00No, I mean, sorry.
11:01As in, where did you get them all from?
11:03Oh, erm, you know, Ken, the chap who sells movies out the back of his car in the Boating Lake car park.
11:11OK, well, then they're definitely pirate DVDs, and that's a crime, Mum!
11:16That's a crime, Mum!
11:18Stop committing crime!
11:19I do not speak like that, Amy!
11:21Yes, you do.
11:22They're here, they're here!
11:23I'm not boring!
11:24Oh, God!
11:25No, no, no, no, don't answer the door straight away!
11:26That's really...
11:27Susie, hi!
11:29Hi!
11:29Joe!
11:30Hi!
11:31Susie!
11:32We were just near the door.
11:33We weren't waiting for you.
11:33I just, er...
11:34I forgot you were coming.
11:36No, I mean, I didn't...
11:37Come on in!
11:38Yeah, come on, come on!
11:39Sorry we're so on time.
11:41We're just having another look next door.
11:43Yeah, our new house.
11:44Fingers crossed.
11:45Oh, fingers crossed.
11:46Everything crossed.
11:47Everything crossed.
11:47Everything crossed.
11:48It's back to our room.
11:49Oh, thank you.
11:50Thank you for shutting the door.
11:52Nice to see you.
11:55Oh!
11:55Sorry, I didn't mean to kiss your neck.
11:57This is, um, my partner.
11:58Hey, Paul, you've met me.
11:59Nice to meet you.
12:00Yeah, hi, nice to meet you.
12:01I thought you were Dutch, and, er...
12:05When?
12:07Because, no.
12:08No, no, Rach.
12:10Take it away.
12:12Er, well, Amy, you know, er, from Year 6,
12:15well, she's grown a little bit now.
12:17We've grown up.
12:18Very tall, very tall.
12:19And Maya, her girlfriend, also very tall.
12:21Very tall.
12:22Why kids so tall these days?
12:24I mean, you know, if they, I mean,
12:25they might not be, all of them.
12:27I mean, very interested to see the stats.
12:28I would be.
12:29Genuinely.
12:31This is our youngest.
12:32He has got a camera.
12:33He's got ADHD.
12:34He tends to film everything.
12:35I hope that's okay.
12:36I hope that's cool.
12:37Hi.
12:37Come on through.
12:39We ordered some pizzas.
12:40Oh, go on.
12:40Get the hell in there.
12:41That's cool, right?
12:42Love pizza, yeah.
12:44Right in there.
12:44Right in there.
12:45God.
12:47Sorry about that.
12:50Just relax, Mum.
12:52You were amazing, Joe,
12:53at the music round, I recall.
12:56Oh, yeah.
12:56Well, you know, misspent youth.
13:00Yeah.
13:00We were a good team, actually.
13:01Oh, we were.
13:03We really were.
13:05Oh, we can do quizzes all the time now, you're next door.
13:07Yeah.
13:07Well, the deal's not done yet, but, you know.
13:09Oh, barbecues.
13:10I mean, this will be us from now on.
13:13Glass of wine at four o'clock.
13:14One o'clock more than.
13:15We can pull this wall down and make it one big house.
13:20Well, that wouldn't be structurally safe.
13:22Yeah, it was a joke.
13:23Yeah.
13:23But we can put a door in.
13:24We can put a door in.
13:25Oh.
13:25Yeah.
13:26So, do you still do the archery then?
13:28Oh.
13:28Huh?
13:28Oh, yeah.
13:30As in, no.
13:32No.
13:32I do not compete now.
13:33No.
13:34But I am a policeman now.
13:36So, good time.
13:37Really?
13:37I know he is, yeah.
13:38Okay.
13:39Hang on, you must know Jamie then.
13:41Do you?
13:42Um, which?
13:43My brother Jamie's a cop.
13:44Oh.
13:45He's quitting next month to become a yoga teacher.
13:48Wow.
13:48Oh, yeah.
13:50Dad ruined his surprise leaving day.
13:51Well, yeah, not on purpose.
13:52I didn't, not deliberately.
13:53I would never, um, but, yeah, I know Jamie.
13:56Yeah, I know Jamie.
13:57Really great smile, smells real good.
13:59Yeah.
14:00Huge.
14:01Yeah.
14:01He's got, he's a big guy.
14:03He's a big guy.
14:03Yeah, he's a, yeah.
14:04I mean, yeah, yeah.
14:06Is that a diamond earring?
14:08Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:09Well, just a mid-life crisis, you know.
14:12In jewellery form.
14:13Yeah.
14:14Literally, you know.
14:15Yeah.
14:15I'm turning 45 next week.
14:18Aw, shame.
14:18It's no age.
14:20You doing anything to celebrate?
14:21No.
14:22No, we, um, no.
14:23These pizzas are delicious.
14:25Oh, thank you.
14:26By the way.
14:26Yeah.
14:27They really are.
14:27A really nice, thin, ramen, our boys.
14:30What?
14:31Yeah.
14:31Yeah, and, um, some olive verde, if anyone likes green olives.
14:37Mm.
14:38Um.
14:38Italy.
14:40Yeah.
14:40Do you?
14:41I, um, actually have a funny story about pizzas.
14:44Oh, yeah?
14:45Good.
14:46Yeah.
14:47Yeah.
14:47Mm.
14:47Um, yeah, well, yeah, I mean, uh, I once went to, well, we all did, this, uh, this pizza
14:53place in Hitchin.
14:55All right.
14:55Mm.
14:56Mm.
14:56About five years ago now.
14:57We'd all been to the North Hertfordshire Museum.
15:00Yeah.
15:00Yeah, it's great.
15:01They've got some really interesting, um, displays about wool.
15:05Oh, yeah.
15:06About its value to the North Hertfordshire economy.
15:09Yeah.
15:10Right.
15:10Back in, um, uh, well, through, through the ages, really.
15:13Yeah.
15:14Yeah.
15:14Well, afterwards, I really fancied a pizza.
15:17Yeah.
15:17Well, we all did.
15:18Yeah.
15:18So, we went to this place nearby that, from the outside, looked perfectly nice.
15:22Yeah, yeah.
15:23But, but, um, in, on the inside.
15:25Oh, no.
15:26Well, no, it was, it was nice.
15:28It was nice as well.
15:29Mm-hmm.
15:29Truth be told.
15:30And this, um, yeah, this waiter comes over.
15:32He's a nice kid, young.
15:34Yeah.
15:34Uh, not Italian.
15:35And I, uh, and I ordered my pizza, or we all did, and, uh, and everyone's pizza arrived.
15:40And I was just sat waiting for mine.
15:42Oh, God.
15:43I mean, it was fine.
15:44It was probably, like, five minutes or so.
15:46Maybe even less.
15:47Yeah.
15:47You know, three or four minutes.
15:48Mm-hmm.
15:49And, uh, in fact, Sam's pizza arrived late as well, so, you know, it wasn't an issue.
15:55Yeah, get to the funny bit.
15:56Yeah, anyway, I am.
15:57Anyway, um, uh, uh, so eventually, and I still can't believe this.
16:04Uh, my pizza arrived.
16:06The waiter brings it over.
16:08He can smile on his face.
16:10And it, my pizza was square.
16:18It was square.
16:19Oh, right.
16:20Yeah.
16:20Was it meant to be square?
16:26I don't know.
16:27Uh-oh.
16:28I don't think so.
16:29No.
16:31Nobody else's was, but mine.
16:33Mine was square.
16:34Where?
16:35Mm-hmm.
16:37Oh.
16:40What is that noise?
16:42Can you hear that?
16:43Yeah.
16:43Oh, what is that noise?
16:45Well, he's asleep.
16:46Oh, my goodness.
16:48Maya?
16:49Maya?
16:50Oh.
16:51Yes.
16:51Yeah.
16:52You fell asleep during Dad's anecdote.
16:54Oh.
16:55Should we?
16:56Sorry.
16:56I'm just...
16:57I'm scannable.
16:57Sorry, everyone.
16:58Pizza was square in the end.
17:00Square pizza.
17:01Square pizza.
17:02Yeah.
17:02It's really unusual.
17:03She's working really long hours.
17:04She really is.
17:05Yeah.
17:05That's why.
17:06That'd be why.
17:07Yeah.
17:07It really is.
17:08Yeah.
17:08Anyone for an olive?
17:12Doing a bungee jump next week.
17:14Yeah.
17:14Um...
17:15I think Jamie has mentioned you, actually.
17:17Yeah.
17:18Oh, yeah?
17:19Yeah.
17:20Have an olive.
17:21Oh, no.
17:21In what way?
17:22I don't think so.
17:22Sorry.
17:23Is it...
17:24Oh, sorry.
17:26Are you all right?
17:27No.
17:28Sorry.
17:28The stones are still in the...
17:30Oh.
17:30Olives.
17:31Oh, Mum, is that your tooth?
17:33Susie's pizza.
17:35Yes, OK.
17:36Does that really hurt?
17:36Oh, my God.
17:38Yeah, it is.
17:39Oh, no.
17:39That's horrible.
17:40Your tooth.
17:41Your tooth.
17:41Oh, my.
17:43I'm so sorry, Susie.
17:44No, no, no.
17:45It's fine.
17:45It's fine.
17:46It's...
17:46Oh, God.
17:46Yeah, maybe if you just...
17:47Shall I get that?
17:48Yeah, if you just grab it, I think.
17:50Sorry.
17:50Yeah, just grab it, and then I...
17:51Oh, unless you want extra topping.
17:54No, I really don't.
17:55I should have done that.
17:56Sorry.
17:57Do you want to have some serious?
17:57No, I don't want to take it.
17:59Eugh.
18:00Don't film this, Sam.
18:01Oh.
18:04God.
18:04You and your bloody square piece of...
18:09Oh, we don't know why they pulled out, Rachel, OK?
18:11Well, we do, we do.
18:12And your tooth fell out of the dinner table.
18:14That could happen to anyone.
18:15People who don't go to the dentist, mainly.
18:17Yeah.
18:17That was funny.
18:19That was a good bit.
18:19Losing a tooth was a good bit.
18:21Well, you didn't help Sam filming them the whole time.
18:24Yeah.
18:24Oh, well, don't blame Sammy.
18:26Oh, OK.
18:27I'll blame you then, Sue, for showing them an absolutely disgusting horror film.
18:32Exactly.
18:33I thought the human centipede would be more like the hungry caterpillar, to be fair.
18:38Eh.
18:38Hence returning them.
18:40This isn't the boat in Lake Carbond.
18:42No, I know, Mum.
18:43We're just dropping Rachel off at the dentist, and then I will take you to your pirate DVD man.
18:48Ken, yeah, right.
18:50Well, I'll tell Prue to meet me here, then.
18:52Ah.
18:53Can I film you in the dentist, Mum?
18:55What?
18:55No, why?
18:56For my horror films, death metal gig was useless.
18:59Um, have you got Joe's number?
19:01No, I...
19:02We're not calling them, Rachel.
19:03No, I just need to get to Susie.
19:04I need to explain that we're meant to be friends.
19:07Just go and get your tooth fixed.
19:08OK, that's what I'm doing.
19:09We need to get another appointment.
19:11Is the door shut?
19:13Door!
19:14It burns me!
19:17Mash your door!
19:18Ah, I think...
19:20I love it.
19:21You're being negative!
19:23But I hate you!
19:24Look at this, it's awful!
19:25I have to go!
19:27OK!
19:28You're my...
19:30Two, three, head, shoulder!
19:34Put your foot down, Paul!
19:36If Ken has gone home, we won't be able to return our DVDs.
19:40It's all right, Mum.
19:42It's not my fault.
19:43Don't blame me.
19:44We've been waiting ages for Rachel.
19:45It was that dentist bastard, Sue.
19:48He numbed your jaw then, did he, Rach?
19:51They did, much more than necessary, yes.
19:53Oh, bless you.
19:54Oh, bless you.
19:55Have we seen Saw 2, Sue?
19:57I saw Saw 2 with you, Prue.
19:59Are you sure?
20:00I thought we saw Saw.
20:02We did see Saw, then we saw Saw 2.
20:04You saw Saw 2 too, Prue.
20:07Did I see Saw 3, though?
20:08Not with me, no.
20:09Oh, my God!
20:10Can we stop this, please?
20:12It's like being in the car with Dr. Seuss.
20:16Right.
20:17Go on, then, you two.
20:18Go and get a refund on your pirate DVDs, as if that's ever happened.
20:22Come on.
20:25Is that the police?
20:27Hmm?
20:28What?
20:29The police?
20:30It's one of the Jamie's.
20:32Oh, my God.
20:33Mum!
20:35Come back, Mum!
20:37Come back!
20:38You what?
20:38Come back.
20:39Why?
20:41It's Ken.
20:42It's the police.
20:42They're raiding him.
20:43Come on.
20:44Who?
20:44This is what happens when you dabble in pirate DVDs.
20:48They're horror DVDs.
20:49No, as in just get rid of them.
20:51I can hide them in my poof.
20:53It's got a secret lid.
20:55No, you're not hiding them in the poof.
20:57I'm dumping them in the lake.
20:59The lake?
21:00They're not dead bodies.
21:01And they'll float.
21:03Oh.
21:03All right, find the bin.
21:05Come on, Sam.
21:06I could get serious trubs if I get caught with these.
21:09Oh, Dad, look.
21:10It's Joe and Susie.
21:14Oh, my God.
21:16Oh, my God.
21:17It's them.
21:18It's them, Rach.
21:20Through the police?
21:21No, Joe and Susie.
21:23They just walked past.
21:24Susie?
21:24Yes.
21:25Susie?
21:25Can we do something?
21:26Oh, my God.
21:27Should we do something?
21:27Can we do anything?
21:28We should do something.
21:29Um, um...
21:31What should we do?
21:34This is really creepy.
21:38Well, we have no way of contacting them, Sam, and...
21:40They're our friends.
21:41Yeah, go and talk to them, then.
21:43Well, hang on.
21:44No, no, no, I can't do that.
21:45I don't think we're following them.
21:46You are following them.
21:48We should just turn around.
21:49Now, I need to know why they pulled out, Sam.
21:51If they think I'm boring, then they can jolly well say it to my face.
21:54And why would that help?
21:55Because I am not boring.
21:57They've stopped.
21:58Huh?
21:59Joe's making a call.
22:00Oh, no, they're going separate ways.
22:01What do we do?
22:02Let's stick with Susie.
22:03Okay.
22:03Yeah.
22:04Hang back.
22:05Hang back.
22:06Wow, is that their house?
22:07I don't know.
22:08I don't know.
22:09Rach, this feels wrong.
22:10What?
22:11We shouldn't be here.
22:12It's fine.
22:13Let's go.
22:14Quickly.
22:16Where's she going?
22:18Okay.
22:19This is weird, Rach.
22:21This is really weird.
22:22No, it's fine.
22:23It is weird.
22:24It's really weird that you're following her in here.
22:27I agree.
22:29Let's go.
22:30I don't want to go.
22:31I don't want to go.
22:32Look at it.
22:33It's tasteful.
22:35It's like being born.
22:36It's fine.
22:37It's not fine.
22:38It's weird, Rach.
22:40We need to get away.
22:42Can you go in first?
22:43What?
22:48Hello?
22:50Hello?
22:51Hello?
22:52Surprise!
22:53Surprise!
22:53Uh, Rachael?
23:01What?
23:01And Paul.
23:03Do they survive?
23:05Uh, sorry, what are you doing here?
23:08Um, well, I don't have your number and I wanted to discuss the house purchase and whether that...
23:14Have you been drinking? No, I haven't been drinking.
23:16No, not a sausage. No, no, I've been to the dentist. I've been to the dentist.
23:20Oh, OK. Er, sorry, can we just reset everything? Reset everything?
23:25Reset. Reset. Reset.
23:26Get the banner up. Absolutely.
23:30Action stations. It's like Challenge Annika, isn't it?
23:33Hey, guys. Hey, Challenge Annika.
23:35Oh, hey. Sorry, excuse me.
23:37Hey. Hi. Hi.
23:40Oh. Oh, my God.
23:42All right. Happy birthday. What's going on?
23:45Um, I'm so sorry.
23:48Happy birthday. Um...
23:50Happy birthday to you! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't.
23:54No, we had a surprise thing planned, but they, um, ruined it.
24:00Oh, right. Sorry about that.
24:02Hi. Hi, Paul. Hey, mate.
24:05Paul? Rachel. Birthday.
24:06Oh, hey, Jamie. Are you kidding?
24:09He's done it again.
24:10What is your problem?
24:11Oh, what is your problem?
24:12Why do you keep ruining people's surprise parties?
24:14Well, I didn't know about this one.
24:16No?
24:17And she said that they weren't planning anything for his birthday.
24:20Well, that was because it was meant to be a surprise.
24:22Oh, my gosh. Well, yeah, obviously that makes perfect sense. I'm sorry.
24:24Oh, my gosh. Yeah, we will get out of here.
24:25I'm sorry.
24:26I'm so sorry.
24:27But, um, can I, can I, can I just take your number, Susie, so that we can stay in touch?
24:32Because I haven't got it.
24:33Why would we stay in touch?
24:35I barely know you, Rachel.
24:36Well, that's, that's why you weren't invited to this party.
24:40Yeah.
24:42Um, makes sense.
24:43Um, okay.
24:46Well, let's clear up the DVDs.
24:47We'll clear up the DVDs.
24:49Come on, then. Let's get this.
24:51Thank you, Damien.
24:52Genuine apologies.
24:53Let's just get all these out your way.
24:54The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. What, huh?
24:57Are these all pirate?
25:00They're my mums.
25:01They're my mummies.
25:02She's got a film club with her friend Prue.
25:04Yeah.
25:05And they...
25:06Yeah, leave it. Let's go. Let's go.
25:07I'm so sorry. Come on, Sam.
25:08Coming.
25:09Um, see you later.
25:10Have a good...
25:11Um, sorry, hang on.
25:11Just want to say, I am not boring.
25:16What?
25:17I'm not a boring man.
25:19So, that pizza story was solid.
25:23Okay?
25:24It's gone down very well in the past.
25:26What story?
25:27Okay, well, basically, um, I went to this pizza restaurant in Hitchin,
25:30what we all did, a few years ago now.
25:32Don't do it.
25:33Um, well, you don't know. It might work.
25:34The pizza was square.
25:35Yeah.
25:37Is the ending.
25:37No.
25:41Funny.
25:42And look.
25:45I just want to say,
25:46is that why you're not moving next door?
25:49Because I'm boring?
25:51Or is it her tooth?
25:53Because of my tooth falling on your paper.
25:54Your tooth.
25:55What are you talking about?
25:57No.
25:58No?
25:59There's Japanese knotweed in the garden.
26:00Oh!
26:02Is that?
26:03That explains it.
26:05That's bad.
26:07That's bad news.
26:08Oh, is it?
26:09I'd say.
26:11It's the worst news ever.
26:13I can't believe this.
26:15Don't top the piece of it.
26:15Japanese knotweed.
26:16Oh, for God's sake.
26:17Japanese knotweed.
26:18It's not great.
26:19Okay, let's go.
26:20I'm sure you'll sort it out.
26:21Sorry.
26:22Bye.
26:22Happy birthday.
26:23Happy birthday to you.
26:25Japanese knotweed, Rach.
26:27That's going to take years.
26:28Oh, I'm going to have to apply
26:30a glyphosate-based herbicide
26:32over several summers.
26:34Oh, dealing with this
26:34is going to be so boring.
26:36So you'll love it then, won't you?
26:38I probably will, yeah.
26:39I'm sorry your friends
26:40aren't moving in anymore.
26:41No, it's fine.
26:43Now we've got to know them,
26:44I've realised they're horrible
26:45and I don't like them at all.
26:47No, good.
26:48What a happy ending there.
26:49Oi, oi.
26:50Oh.
26:51Oh, no.
26:52Oh, rubbish.
26:52What's happened here?
26:54Oh, what's happened?
26:55Well.
26:56Whiplash, isn't it?
26:57Yes, whiplash.
26:57Too much headbanging.
26:58The thick tip.
26:59From the old death metal.
27:01So you got into it then?
27:03Well, musically,
27:03it was a bit like R2-D2 being run
27:05through a wood chipper
27:06but the people were lovely.
27:07Okay, but hang on.
27:08Can you still jump?
27:10Probably shouldn't.
27:11No.
27:11So, yeah, sorry, Paolo.
27:13I think you're on your own, mate.
27:14Yeah.
27:14I wasn't going to do it anyway,
27:15to be honest.
27:16Really?
27:16I'm not a bungee jumper, Rach.
27:18Who am I trying to kid?
27:20I'm a 46-year-old man
27:21who enjoys watching
27:22Only Connect
27:23with a bottle
27:24of Marston's Pedigree.
27:26And if the Jamies
27:27think I'm boring,
27:27well, let them.
27:28Yeah.
27:29Let them.
27:29Yeah.
27:30Wait, so no one's doing it?
27:32We bought two jumps?
27:34Don't look at me.
27:35So?
27:36No.
27:36No, no, no.
27:37Ladies?
27:39Come on.
27:40What?
27:41What do you mean?
27:42It'll be fun.
27:43Fun?
27:43No.
27:44No way.
27:45Look at me.
27:46I'm knackered.
27:46That'll finish me.
27:48Or maybe
27:49help you bounce back?
27:51Yeah.
27:52That's good.
27:53She's weakening.
27:54She's weakening.
27:55Here we go.
27:56Good luck.
27:57Thanks, Dad.
28:00Don't get Popeye.
28:03Take him.
28:04Oh, that's going fast there,
28:05isn't it?
28:06Oh, God.
28:07Be careful, girls.
28:08Oh, I love you, Mum and Dad.
28:09Oh, God, I can't look.
28:11I can't look up.
28:12Why did I represent this?
28:13I don't know.
28:13This is your fault.
28:14If we die, it's your fault.
28:15Bye.
28:17Okay, here we go.
28:18I can't say her name.
28:19Walk here, girls.
28:20Three, two, one.
28:21Are you all weird?
28:23Oh, my God.
28:25Oh, my God.
28:27You all right, Amy?
28:30Thanks, Dad.
28:33Oh, my God.
28:34Oh, my God.
28:34Oh, my God.
28:36Oh, my God.
28:37Oh, my God.
28:38Yeah.
28:38It's actually quite boring, isn't it?
28:40It's really boring.
28:41Yeah.
28:44Neil's ring, ring front against him.
28:48Oh, no, no, no, no, no, a path for me.
28:53God's a strike, start right with light.
28:58Work's whiskey's smile, it starts the deed.
29:02Hold your pride to take me.
29:07We have stolen your father.