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00:00:00You and your husband are so sweet.
00:00:02You always remember to buy his favorite pizza.
00:00:05Sweet?
00:00:06We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago.
00:00:11Look at them!
00:00:12That's what we call sweet.
00:00:14I wish my hubby was like that.
00:00:17Fuck! That's actually my husband!
00:00:19You jerk cheating on me behind my back!
00:00:21Aubrey!
00:00:22Let me sprint!
00:00:24Wait!
00:00:25Wait!
00:00:26Stop!
00:00:27All right, enough!
00:00:32Cut it out!
00:00:33I wouldn't have to be out here messing around if you didn't push me to do it.
00:00:40Look at yourself.
00:00:41Sloppy.
00:00:42You're rude.
00:00:44Totally unfeminine.
00:00:47I want a divorce.
00:00:49Crazy lady.
00:00:57Karma will get that scumbag.
00:01:00No need for karma.
00:01:01I can handle this myself.
00:01:02Hand me the car key.
00:01:13Chris.
00:01:14Leo snucked the role you wanted.
00:01:16No way.
00:01:17Why him?
00:01:18I cannot understand that.
00:01:20He has fewer Instagram followers than me and his last movie made only a hundred million dollars.
00:01:25The director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife.
00:01:29Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple for true love.
00:01:33But what about you?
00:01:34You're a 40-year-old bachelor known around town as a total playboy.
00:01:39What if I told everyone that I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years.
00:01:46But she's married and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her.
00:01:50You think that would lend me the role?
00:01:52Sounds more like excused me.
00:01:54That's not good enough, huh?
00:01:56All right.
00:01:57Do I have to say she just got divorced and I'm rushing to marry her?
00:02:01Vowing to never look at another supermodel again to prove I can be a committed guy?
00:02:06Now that's a story people might buy into.
00:02:09But the problem is, you're just making this up on the spot.
00:02:13All right.
00:02:16I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real.
00:02:23Damn it!
00:02:24Fuck.
00:02:31I'm so sorry.
00:02:32Are you nuts?
00:02:33Nuts?
00:02:36Is that all your men got?
00:02:38Yeah.
00:02:39I'm nuts.
00:02:40But you guys, eat don't cook by nuts.
00:02:42Sleep with nuts.
00:02:43Have kids with nuts.
00:02:44You are the real nuts here.
00:02:46No offense.
00:02:47But I'm Chris Roberts.
00:02:49I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old.
00:02:54Only supermodels!
00:02:58Screw you for Chris Roberts!
00:03:00Oh shit!
00:03:01Oh shit!
00:03:17I sold the house.
00:03:19You got till tonight to move out.
00:03:21Or your stuff will be thrown away.
00:03:23If you want to divorce me, fine! Go ahead!
00:03:28But how dare you sell our house without my consent!
00:03:33I'll sue you!
00:03:34Think you can afford a lawyer?
00:03:36Don't mess with me or apply for a custody for our staff.
00:03:40A jobless house like what you won't stand a chance.
00:03:44Despicable!
00:03:45So, you divorced?
00:03:47It's none of your business!
00:03:49Marry me!
00:03:53Are you insane?
00:04:00My car's worth 4 million dollars.
00:04:03You want to talk about marriage or compensation?
00:04:09This way, ma'am.
00:04:13Watch us stop, ma'am.
00:04:15Welcome, ma'am.
00:04:33Wow.
00:04:34So it's your house at 5 Central Avenue.
00:04:37I've seen it in a magazine.
00:04:38So, I get a room like this for a fake marriage?
00:04:56No.
00:04:57This is for Elizabeth, my dog.
00:04:59Yours is upstairs.
00:05:00Bigger and better.
00:05:01Forget that.
00:05:03Come sign the contract.
00:05:07Sign this, and you will be my wife.
00:05:10Sorry, what's your name again?
00:05:12Aubrey.
00:05:13Okay.
00:05:14Aubrey.
00:05:15Listen to me.
00:05:16I love you for more than 10 years.
00:05:19I heard that you're divorced.
00:05:21So, I popped the question right away.
00:05:25What?
00:05:26Really?
00:05:26Are you kidding me?
00:05:29Aubrey, this marriage is just for show.
00:05:31I hope you won't catch real feelings for me.
00:05:35Relax.
00:05:36Not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating.
00:05:38Great.
00:05:39That's amazing.
00:05:40Once I secure the role and back that Oscar,
00:05:44we'll part our ways smoothly.
00:05:46So, we stuck together until we win an Oscar?
00:05:52Might as well say, so that do us a part.
00:05:55Don't worry about that.
00:05:56I'm going to pay you an acting salary.
00:05:59The same as I do with my models and actors.
00:06:01You're Chris Roberts.
00:06:03Those actresses must earn a fortune.
00:06:06Considering our attitude, I'm going to go with minimum wage.
00:06:09Usually, they pay around 500 grand, and now, 150K.
00:06:13That's enough for you.
00:06:14Per year?
00:06:16Per month, of course.
00:06:28So, you have a son?
00:06:33Don't get me wrong.
00:06:34Just want to know more about my wife.
00:06:41Yeah.
00:06:43His name is Luke.
00:06:44He's nine.
00:06:46In summer camp,
00:06:48unaware of the divorce.
00:06:58Good lord.
00:06:59That looks calorie-packed.
00:07:02First, it's not for you.
00:07:04Second, I hate when people reduce food to calories.
00:07:07Geez, touchy.
00:07:10It'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic.
00:07:14Keep that up.
00:07:15Another thing, clear your schedule for tomorrow.
00:07:18We're meeting the director.
00:07:20Already?
00:07:20This is your first time stepping out as my wife, and I really want you to take it seriously.
00:07:26Need to dress up nicely, alright?
00:07:28Because it's going to be the first time that you're going to act as my wife.
00:07:32Come on.
00:07:33This top I'm wearing is like from the supermarket.
00:07:35I'm going to solve this problem right now.
00:07:39Hey, Brad.
00:07:41Didn't you say you could transform any woman?
00:07:45Oh.
00:07:46My.
00:07:47God.
00:07:48I didn't expect this to be such a huge project.
00:07:51But luckily, I'm a Hollywood stylish.
00:07:54Alright, girls.
00:07:55Let's get going.
00:07:58Right here.
00:07:59Are you okay, baby?
00:08:10Watch out.
00:08:11Please calm down.
00:08:12Can't you set up back here?
00:08:13Get them out of here.
00:08:15Oh, my God.
00:08:16Are you okay, baby?
00:08:22Are these ladies' fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
00:08:26She's my wife now, so yes, it's worth it.
00:08:32Baby, well, I did my best today.
00:08:36Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day.
00:08:52How do I look?
00:08:53Wow.
00:08:55You're the most beautiful you have ever seen.
00:09:01Wow.
00:09:01You sure ain't sure of that ass.
00:09:03Why aren't you closing a Victoria's Secret show this year?
00:09:07Julia, her acting skills surpassed mine.
00:09:11That's what handling a big story does to me.
00:09:14Let's go, girls.
00:09:15Thank you so much, guys.
00:09:16No problem, baby.
00:09:18Jeez, how did I not realize my backside has such potential?
00:09:24Just like Kardashians.
00:09:26Guess you regret this fake marriage now, huh?
00:09:30God is fair.
00:09:32Though he didn't bless you with a fury physique,
00:09:34he gave you unbridled confidence.
00:09:40Wow.
00:09:41You're totally gonna nail that role now.
00:09:43We look so perfect together.
00:09:45It's a match made in heaven.
00:09:47No, no, no.
00:09:59There's no spark between you two.
00:10:02You don't love your wife at all.
00:10:03I'm sorry that I can't give you this role.
00:10:06But we haven't even started talking.
00:10:08You know the law talk is about feeling.
00:10:10I don't feel your love for her.
00:10:12He's crazy about me.
00:10:15The moment I was divorced,
00:10:17he swooped in with a helicopter proposal.
00:10:21I love you, baby.
00:10:23That's because I just can't wait
00:10:24to spend the rest of my life with you.
00:10:26Come back to me.
00:10:31I will learn to be a proper lover.
00:10:36Jeez.
00:10:36Are you sure he's top Hollywood's director
00:10:39and not some charlatan?
00:10:41Yes.
00:10:41But he did catch you rolling your eyes at me.
00:10:44Maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water
00:10:46and a steak?
00:10:47Perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper
00:10:49bursting from one extra bite.
00:10:51Oh, you guessed right.
00:10:56Oh, much better now.
00:11:10Can you eat quieter?
00:11:12You're disturbing my reading.
00:11:14You're married?
00:11:23What's up?
00:11:25What?
00:11:25Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
00:11:27Of course.
00:11:28I can cover your shift today.
00:11:31Where are you going?
00:11:32The contract doesn't require me
00:11:34to report my personal itinerary to you.
00:11:36Aubrey,
00:11:44what are you doing here?
00:11:46You're not stalking me, are you?
00:11:48Listen,
00:11:49stop harassing me.
00:11:50Tiffany and I are engaged.
00:11:54Sorry to disappoint you,
00:11:55but I'm married too.
00:11:57It's not just you who found someone new.
00:11:59Jim!
00:12:00I told you she put up a front
00:12:02about finding someone else.
00:12:03I do have a husband
00:12:07and he's hotter,
00:12:09wealthier,
00:12:10and lasts longer in bed
00:12:11than you ever did.
00:12:12If he's so great,
00:12:14when's an old timer like you
00:12:16still going here serving tapes?
00:12:18Come on, man.
00:12:19Don't just stand there.
00:12:20Serve us.
00:12:22I want hot tea.
00:12:24Geeze.
00:12:35You trying to scald me?
00:12:46Are you satisfied now?
00:12:48That's better.
00:12:49Drink up, dear.
00:12:50Ouch.
00:12:53This huge diamond ring
00:12:55makes it hard to lift my hand.
00:12:57Check out my engagement ring
00:12:59from Mark.
00:13:00It's whopping two carats.
00:13:02I heard your wedding ring was
00:13:05a freebie
00:13:07that came with
00:13:08some furniture shopping,
00:13:10wasn't it?
00:13:11Wow.
00:13:12Good for you.
00:13:14And when you guys
00:13:15eventually split,
00:13:16you will get
00:13:17a nice chunk of change
00:13:19from selling
00:13:19this treasure.
00:13:22Don't stupid
00:13:23our level.
00:13:24You,
00:13:25go and get the stakes
00:13:26ready in ten minutes,
00:13:28else I'll be reporting you.
00:13:29I said
00:13:30half an hour
00:13:31when you ordered.
00:13:32Then
00:13:33figure it out.
00:13:35Wait.
00:13:37Top of my water.
00:13:41Mary,
00:13:45you owe me
00:13:45a proper meal.
00:13:47I'll refrain
00:13:47from stabbing
00:13:48those two
00:13:48for your job's sake.
00:13:53Aubrey?
00:13:53Why are you
00:13:54waitressing?
00:13:55We're not really
00:13:56married.
00:13:56What I do
00:13:56is none
00:13:57of your business.
00:14:01Let's go.
00:14:01The advertisers
00:14:02are waiting.
00:14:05Keep an eye on her.
00:14:07Make sure nobody
00:14:08messes with her.
00:14:09I'm not her agent.
00:14:10But she's my wife,
00:14:11at least on paper.
00:14:12Okay guys,
00:14:13if you don't need
00:14:14anything else,
00:14:15I'm gonna head out
00:14:15and change shifts.
00:14:17Oh my god,
00:14:19my ring,
00:14:20it's gone.
00:14:22Since you're the only
00:14:23one serving us,
00:14:24I suspect you
00:14:25stole my ring.
00:14:26Just because you're
00:14:27a bitch
00:14:27doesn't mean
00:14:28everyone is.
00:14:29I wouldn't even
00:14:29want to touch
00:14:31the stuff you've worn,
00:14:32let alone steal it.
00:14:33Denying won't help.
00:14:36It's on you
00:14:37somewhere.
00:14:37Oh,
00:14:38this is proof.
00:14:46I'm gonna have you
00:14:48fired.
00:14:49No way,
00:14:50you're framing me
00:14:50on purpose.
00:14:57Got it.
00:14:58Get the restaurant owner
00:14:59over here for me.
00:14:59You and your husband
00:15:04are so sweet.
00:15:05You always remember
00:15:06to buy his favorite pizza.
00:15:08Sweet?
00:15:09We haven't gotten busy
00:15:11since Thanksgiving
00:15:12three years ago.
00:15:14Look at them.
00:15:15That's what we call sweet.
00:15:17I wish my hubby
00:15:18was like that.
00:15:18That's actually my husband.
00:15:22You jerk
00:15:23cheating on me
00:15:23behind my back.
00:15:24Aubrey,
00:15:25let me explain.
00:15:27Wait, wait, wait.
00:15:29Stop.
00:15:32All right,
00:15:34enough.
00:15:35Cut it out.
00:15:36I wouldn't have
00:15:38to be out here
00:15:39messing around
00:15:40if you
00:15:41didn't push me
00:15:42to do it.
00:15:44Look at yourself.
00:15:45Sloppy,
00:15:46rude,
00:15:47totally
00:15:48effeminate.
00:15:50I want a divorce.
00:15:52Crazy lady.
00:16:01Karma,
00:16:02forget that scumbag.
00:16:03No need for karma.
00:16:04I can't handle this myself.
00:16:05Hand me the car key.
00:16:16Chris,
00:16:17Leo snucked the row
00:16:18you wanted.
00:16:18No way.
00:16:21Why him?
00:16:22I cannot understand that.
00:16:23He has fewer
00:16:24Instagram followers
00:16:25than me
00:16:25and his last movie
00:16:26made only
00:16:27a hundred million dollars.
00:16:28The director's
00:16:29looking for a guy
00:16:30who's totally
00:16:30devoted to his wife.
00:16:32Leo and his wife
00:16:33are Hollywood's
00:16:34poster couple
00:16:34for true love.
00:16:36But what about you?
00:16:37You're a 40-year-old
00:16:38bachelor
00:16:39known around town
00:16:40as a total playboy.
00:16:42What if
00:16:43I told everyone
00:16:44that I've actually
00:16:46been in love
00:16:46with one woman
00:16:47for all those years?
00:16:49But she's married
00:16:50and all my wild dating
00:16:51was just to try
00:16:52and forget her.
00:16:53You think that
00:16:54would lend me the role?
00:16:55Sounds more like
00:16:55excused me.
00:16:57That's not good enough, huh?
00:16:59Alright.
00:17:00Do I have to say
00:17:01she just got divorced
00:17:02and I'm rushing
00:17:03to marry her?
00:17:04Vowing to never look
00:17:05at another supermodel again
00:17:07to prove I can be
00:17:08a committed guy?
00:17:09Now that's a story
00:17:10people might buy into.
00:17:11But the problem is
00:17:14you're just making
00:17:15this up
00:17:15on the spot.
00:17:16Alright.
00:17:19I wish a woman
00:17:20like that
00:17:21would just
00:17:21fall into my life
00:17:22for real.
00:17:26Damn it!
00:17:27Fuck.
00:17:34I'm so sorry.
00:17:35Are you nuts?
00:17:36Nuts?
00:17:40Is that all
00:17:41your men got?
00:17:41Yeah, I'm nuts.
00:17:43But you guys
00:17:43eat food cooked by nuts.
00:17:45Sleep with nuts.
00:17:46Have kids with nuts.
00:17:47You are the real nuts here.
00:17:48No offense.
00:17:50But I'm Chris Roberts.
00:17:52I only sleep
00:17:52with supermodels
00:17:53under 25 years old.
00:17:57Only supermodels!
00:18:01Screw you,
00:18:02Chris Roberts!
00:18:12Shit!
00:18:18I sold the house.
00:18:21You got till tonight
00:18:22to move out.
00:18:23Or
00:18:24your stuff
00:18:25will be thrown away.
00:18:27If you want to
00:18:29divorce me,
00:18:29fine!
00:18:30Go ahead!
00:18:31But how dare you
00:18:33sell our house
00:18:34without my consent!
00:18:36I'll sue you!
00:18:38Think you can
00:18:38afford a lawyer?
00:18:40Don't mess with me
00:18:41or a fight for
00:18:42custody for our son.
00:18:43Jobless housewife
00:18:44like you
00:18:45won't stand a chance.
00:18:47Despicable!
00:18:48So,
00:18:49you divorced?
00:18:50It's none of your business!
00:18:52Marry me!
00:19:00Are you insane?
00:19:04My car's worth
00:19:05$4 million.
00:19:06You want to talk
00:19:07about marriage
00:19:08or compensation?
00:19:12This way, Mom.
00:19:17Watch us that, Mom.
00:19:18Welcome, Ma'am.
00:19:36Wow.
00:19:37So it's your house
00:19:39at 5th Central Avenue.
00:19:40I've seen it
00:19:41in a magazine.
00:19:41So, I get a room
00:19:57like this
00:19:58for a fake marriage?
00:19:59No.
00:20:00This is for Elizabeth,
00:20:01my dog.
00:20:02Yours is upstairs.
00:20:04Bigger and better.
00:20:05Forget that.
00:20:06Come sign the contract.
00:20:07Sign this
00:20:12and you will
00:20:12be my wife.
00:20:14Sorry,
00:20:14what's your name again?
00:20:16Aubrey.
00:20:16Okay.
00:20:17Aubrey,
00:20:18listen to me.
00:20:19I love you
00:20:20for more than
00:20:2110 years.
00:20:22I heard
00:20:23that you're divorced.
00:20:25So,
00:20:25I popped the question
00:20:27right away.
00:20:28What?
00:20:29Really?
00:20:30Are you kidding me?
00:20:32Aubrey,
00:20:32this marriage
00:20:33is just for show.
00:20:34I hope you won't
00:20:35catch real feelings
00:20:36for me.
00:20:38Relax.
00:20:39Not falling for you
00:20:40as easy as drinking
00:20:41and eating.
00:20:42Great.
00:20:42That's amazing.
00:20:44Once I secure the role
00:20:45and back that Oscar,
00:20:47we'll part our ways
00:20:48smoothly.
00:20:51So we stuck together
00:20:52until we win an Oscar?
00:20:55Might as well say
00:20:56till that do us a part.
00:20:58Don't worry about that.
00:20:59I'm going to pay you
00:21:00an acting salary.
00:21:02The same as I do
00:21:03with my models and actors.
00:21:05You're Chris Roberts.
00:21:06Those actresses
00:21:07must earn a fortune.
00:21:09Considering our attitude,
00:21:10I'm going to go
00:21:11with minimum wage.
00:21:12Usually,
00:21:13they pay around
00:21:13500 grand
00:21:14and now,
00:21:15150K.
00:21:17That's enough for you.
00:21:19Per year?
00:21:20Per month,
00:21:20of course.
00:21:31Oh,
00:21:34So you have a son?
00:21:36Don't get me wrong.
00:21:38Just want to know
00:21:38more about my wife.
00:21:45Yeah.
00:21:46His name is Luke.
00:21:48He's nine.
00:21:48In summer camp,
00:21:51I'm aware of the divorce.
00:21:52Good lord.
00:22:03That looks calorie-packed.
00:22:05First,
00:22:06it's not for you.
00:22:07Second,
00:22:08I hate when people
00:22:09reduce food to calories.
00:22:11Jeez,
00:22:12touchy.
00:22:13It'll make my loving you
00:22:15seem even more dramatic.
00:22:17Keep that up.
00:22:18Another thing,
00:22:19clear your schedule
00:22:20for tomorrow
00:22:21for meeting the director.
00:22:23Already?
00:22:25This is your first time
00:22:26stepping out as my wife
00:22:27and I really want
00:22:28you to take it seriously.
00:22:30You need to dress up nicely,
00:22:31alright?
00:22:31Because it's going to be
00:22:32the first time
00:22:33that you're going to act
00:22:34as my wife.
00:22:35Come on.
00:22:36This top I'm wearing
00:22:37is like from the supermarket.
00:22:39I'll solve this problem
00:22:40right now.
00:22:42Hey, Brad.
00:22:44Didn't you say
00:22:45you could transform
00:22:46any woman?
00:22:48Oh.
00:22:49My.
00:22:50God.
00:22:51I didn't expect
00:22:52this to be such a
00:22:53huge project.
00:22:54Luckily,
00:22:55I'm a Hollywood-stylish.
00:22:57Alright, girls.
00:22:59Let's get going.
00:23:00Ooh.
00:23:01Right here.
00:23:02I got it.
00:23:12Are you okay?
00:23:13Listen.
00:23:14Watch out.
00:23:14Please calm down.
00:23:15Can we set her back here?
00:23:17Get her back here.
00:23:18Oh, my God.
00:23:19Are you okay, baby?
00:23:26Are these ladies'
00:23:27fashion pieces
00:23:28worth the expense for her?
00:23:30She's my wife now.
00:23:32So, yes.
00:23:32It's worth it.
00:23:35Baby, well,
00:23:37I did my best today.
00:23:39Remember,
00:23:40Rome wasn't built in the day.
00:23:44How do I look?
00:23:58Wow.
00:23:59You're the most beautiful
00:24:00you have ever seen.
00:24:04Wow.
00:24:05You sure ain't sure that I asked.
00:24:07Why aren't you closing the
00:24:08Victoria's Secret show this year?
00:24:09Julia,
00:24:11your acting skill
00:24:13surpassed mine.
00:24:14That's what handling
00:24:15a big story does to me.
00:24:17Let's go, girls.
00:24:18Thank you so much, guys.
00:24:20No problem, baby.
00:24:23Jeez.
00:24:24How did I not realize
00:24:25my backside
00:24:25has such potential?
00:24:27Just like
00:24:28Kardashians.
00:24:30Guess
00:24:30you regret this
00:24:31fake marriage now, huh?
00:24:32God is fair.
00:24:35Though he didn't bless you
00:24:36with a fury physique,
00:24:37he gave you
00:24:38unbrittle confidence.
00:24:44Wow.
00:24:44You're totally
00:24:45gonna nail that role now.
00:24:46We look so perfect together.
00:24:48It's a match
00:24:49made in heaven.
00:24:50No, no, no.
00:25:02There's no spark
00:25:04between you two.
00:25:05You don't love
00:25:05your wife at all.
00:25:07I'm sorry that
00:25:07I can't give you this role.
00:25:09We haven't even
00:25:10started talking.
00:25:11You know the law talk
00:25:12is about feeling.
00:25:13I don't feel
00:25:14your love for her.
00:25:17He's crazy about me.
00:25:19The moment I was divorced,
00:25:20he swooped in
00:25:21with a helicopter proposal.
00:25:24I love you, baby.
00:25:26That's because
00:25:27I just can't wait
00:25:27to spend the rest
00:25:28of my life with you.
00:25:34Come back to me.
00:25:35You'll learn
00:25:35to be a proper husband.
00:25:39Jeez.
00:25:40Are you sure
00:25:40he's top Hollywood's
00:25:42director
00:25:42and not some charlatan?
00:25:44Yes,
00:25:45but he did catch you
00:25:46rolling your eyes at me.
00:25:47Maybe it's only because
00:25:48you ordered a cup of water
00:25:49and a steak.
00:25:50Perhaps that's to
00:25:51avoid your dress zipper
00:25:52bursting from one extra bite.
00:25:55You guessed right.
00:26:00Much better now.
00:26:02Can you eat quieter?
00:26:16You're disturbing my reading.
00:26:25You're married?
00:26:27What's up?
00:26:28What?
00:26:28Your daughter's in the hospital
00:26:30with a fever?
00:26:30Of course.
00:26:31I can cover your shift today.
00:26:34Where are you going?
00:26:35The contract
00:26:36doesn't require me
00:26:37to report my personal
00:26:38itinerary to you.
00:26:46Aubrey,
00:26:47what are you doing here?
00:26:47What are you doing here?
00:26:49You're not stalking me,
00:26:50are you?
00:26:51Listen,
00:26:52stop harassing me.
00:26:53Tiffany and I
00:26:54are engaged.
00:26:57Sorry to disappoint you,
00:26:59but I'm married too.
00:27:00It's not just you
00:27:01who found someone new.
00:27:02Jim!
00:27:03I told you she put up a friend
00:27:05about finding someone else.
00:27:09I do have a husband
00:27:10and he's hotter,
00:27:12wealthier,
00:27:13and lasts longer in bed
00:27:14than you ever did.
00:27:16If he's so great,
00:27:17when's an old timer like you
00:27:19still going here
00:27:20serving tapes?
00:27:21Come on, man.
00:27:22Don't just stand there.
00:27:23Serve us.
00:27:24I want
00:27:26hot tea.
00:27:37Jeez.
00:27:38You trying to
00:27:39sculpt me?
00:27:50Are you satisfied now?
00:27:51That's better.
00:27:53Drink up, dear.
00:27:55Ouch.
00:27:56This huge diamond ring
00:27:58makes it hard
00:27:59to lift my hand.
00:28:01Check out my
00:28:01engagement ring
00:28:02from Mark.
00:28:03It's whopping
00:28:04two carats.
00:28:06I heard
00:28:07your wedding ring
00:28:08was
00:28:08a freebie
00:28:11that came
00:28:11with some
00:28:12furniture shopping,
00:28:13wasn't it?
00:28:15Wow.
00:28:16Good for you.
00:28:17And when you guys
00:28:18eventually split,
00:28:19you will get
00:28:20a nice chunk
00:28:21of change
00:28:22from selling
00:28:23this treasure.
00:28:24Don't
00:28:26stoop
00:28:26their level.
00:28:28You,
00:28:28go and get
00:28:29the steaks ready
00:28:30in ten minutes,
00:28:31else I'll be
00:28:32reporting you.
00:28:32I said
00:28:33half an hour
00:28:35when you ordered.
00:28:36Then
00:28:36figured it out.
00:28:38Wait.
00:28:40Pop off
00:28:41my water.
00:28:41Mary, you owe me
00:28:48a proper meal.
00:28:50I refrain
00:28:50from stabbing
00:28:51those two
00:28:51for your job's
00:28:52sake.
00:28:56Aubrey?
00:28:57Why are you
00:28:57waitressing?
00:28:58We're not
00:28:59we're not really
00:28:59married.
00:28:59What I do
00:29:00is none
00:29:00of your business.
00:29:04Let's go.
00:29:05The advertisers
00:29:05are waiting.
00:29:09Keep an eye
00:29:09on her.
00:29:10Make sure
00:29:11nobody messes
00:29:12with her.
00:29:12I'm not her
00:29:13agent.
00:29:13But she's
00:29:14my wife,
00:29:14at least on paper.
00:29:15Okay guys,
00:29:16if you don't
00:29:17need anything
00:29:17else,
00:29:18I'm gonna
00:29:18head out
00:29:19and change
00:29:19shifts.
00:29:20Oh my god,
00:29:22my ring,
00:29:23it's gone.
00:29:25Since you're
00:29:26the only one
00:29:26serving us,
00:29:27I suspect
00:29:28you stole my ring.
00:29:29Just because
00:29:30you're a bitch
00:29:30doesn't mean
00:29:31everyone is.
00:29:32I wouldn't
00:29:33even want
00:29:33to touch
00:29:34the stuff
00:29:34you've worn,
00:29:35let alone
00:29:36steal it.
00:29:37Denying
00:29:37won't help.
00:29:39It's only
00:29:40you somewhere.
00:29:43See?
00:29:44This is proof.
00:29:50I'm gonna
00:29:50have you
00:29:51fired.
00:29:52No way,
00:29:53you're framing
00:29:54me on purpose.
00:30:00Got it.
00:30:01Get the restaurant
00:30:02owner over here
00:30:02for me.
00:30:06You and your
00:30:07husband are
00:30:07so sweet.
00:30:08You always
00:30:09remember to
00:30:10buy his
00:30:10favorite pizza.
00:30:11Sweet?
00:30:12We haven't
00:30:13gotten busy
00:30:14since Thanksgiving
00:30:15three years ago.
00:30:17Look at them.
00:30:19That's what we call
00:30:19sweet.
00:30:20I wish my
00:30:21hubby was
00:30:21like that.
00:30:24Fuck,
00:30:24that's actually
00:30:25my husband.
00:30:25You jerk
00:30:26cheating on me
00:30:26behind my back.
00:30:27Aubrey,
00:30:28let me explain.
00:30:30Wait,
00:30:31wait,
00:30:31wait,
00:30:31stop.
00:30:33Stop.
00:30:33All right,
00:30:37enough.
00:30:38Cut it out.
00:30:40I
00:30:40wouldn't have
00:30:42to be out here
00:30:42messing around
00:30:43if you
00:30:44didn't push me
00:30:46to do it.
00:30:47Look at yourself.
00:30:48Sloppy,
00:30:50rude,
00:30:51totally
00:30:52unfeminine.
00:30:53I want a
00:30:54divorce.
00:30:56Crazy lady.
00:31:04Dude,
00:31:05karma will get
00:31:06that scumbag.
00:31:06No need for karma,
00:31:07I can't handle
00:31:08this myself.
00:31:09Hand me the car
00:31:09key.
00:31:19Chris,
00:31:20Leo snucked the
00:31:21hero you wanted.
00:31:22No way.
00:31:24Why him?
00:31:25I cannot
00:31:26understand that.
00:31:27He has fewer
00:31:27Instagram followers
00:31:28than me,
00:31:29and his last movie
00:31:30made only
00:31:30$100 million.
00:31:31The director's
00:31:32looking for a guy
00:31:33who's totally
00:31:34devoted to his wife.
00:31:35Leo and his wife
00:31:36are Hollywood's
00:31:37poster couple
00:31:38for true love.
00:31:39But what about you?
00:31:41You're a 40-year-old
00:31:42bachelor,
00:31:43known around town
00:31:44as a total playboy.
00:31:45What if
00:31:46I told everyone
00:31:48that I've actually
00:31:49been in love
00:31:50with one woman
00:31:50for all those
00:31:51years?
00:31:52But she's married,
00:31:53and all my wild
00:31:54dating was just
00:31:55to try and forget her.
00:31:56You think that
00:31:57would lend me the role?
00:31:58Sounds more like
00:31:59excused me.
00:32:00That's not good enough,
00:32:02huh?
00:32:02Alright,
00:32:04do I have to say
00:32:04she just got divorced
00:32:05and I'm rushing
00:32:06to marry her,
00:32:07vowing to never
00:32:08look at another
00:32:09supermodel again
00:32:10to prove I can
00:32:11be a committed guy?
00:32:12Now that's a story
00:32:13people might buy into.
00:32:15But the problem is,
00:32:17you're just
00:32:17making this up
00:32:18on the spot.
00:32:19Alright.
00:32:22I wish a woman
00:32:24like that would
00:32:24just fall into
00:32:25my life for real.
00:32:28Damn it!
00:32:31Fuck.
00:32:37I'm so sorry.
00:32:38Are you nuts?
00:32:40Nuts?
00:32:43Is that all
00:32:44your men got?
00:32:45Yeah,
00:32:45I'm nuts.
00:32:46But you guys
00:32:47eat both cooked by nuts,
00:32:48sleep with nuts,
00:32:49have kids with nuts.
00:32:50You are the real nuts here.
00:32:52No offense,
00:32:53but I'm Chris Roberts.
00:32:54I only sleep with
00:32:56supermodels
00:32:57under 25 years old.
00:33:00Only supermodels!
00:33:04Screw you,
00:33:05fuck Chris Roberts!
00:33:16Shit!
00:33:23I sold the house.
00:33:24You got till tonight
00:33:26to move out.
00:33:27Or,
00:33:28your stuff
00:33:28will be thrown away.
00:33:31If you want
00:33:32to divorce me,
00:33:33fine!
00:33:33Go ahead!
00:33:34But how dare
00:33:36you sell our house
00:33:37without my consent!
00:33:40I'll sue you!
00:33:41Think you can
00:33:41afford a lawyer?
00:33:43Don't mess with me
00:33:44or apply for
00:33:45a custody for our son.
00:33:46A jobless house
00:33:47like you
00:33:48won't stand a chance.
00:33:50Despicable!
00:33:52So,
00:33:53you divorced?
00:33:53It's none of your
00:33:55business!
00:33:56Marry me!
00:34:03Are you insane?
00:34:07My car's worth
00:34:08four million dollars.
00:34:10You want to talk
00:34:11about marriage
00:34:12or compensation?
00:34:15This way, ma'am.
00:34:20Watch your step, ma'am.
00:34:23Welcome, ma'am.
00:34:40Wow.
00:34:41So, it's your house
00:34:42at 5th Central Avenue.
00:34:43I've seen it
00:34:44in a magazine.
00:34:45So, I get a room
00:35:01like this
00:35:01for a fake marriage?
00:35:03No.
00:35:04This is for
00:35:04Elizabeth, my dog.
00:35:06Yours is upstairs.
00:35:07Bigger and better.
00:35:09Forget that.
00:35:10Come sign the contract.
00:35:11Sign this
00:35:15and you will be
00:35:16my wife.
00:35:17Sorry,
00:35:17what's your name again?
00:35:19Aubrey.
00:35:19Okay.
00:35:20Aubrey,
00:35:21listen to me.
00:35:23I love you
00:35:23for more than
00:35:2410 years.
00:35:25I heard
00:35:26that you're divorced.
00:35:28So,
00:35:29I popped the question
00:35:30right away.
00:35:32What?
00:35:32Really?
00:35:33Are you kidding me?
00:35:35Aubrey,
00:35:36this marriage
00:35:36is just for show.
00:35:37I hope you won't
00:35:38catch real feelings
00:35:40for me.
00:35:42Relax.
00:35:42Not falling for you
00:35:43as easy as drinking
00:35:44and eating.
00:35:45Great.
00:35:46That's amazing.
00:35:47Once I secure the role
00:35:48and back that Oscar,
00:35:50we'll part our ways
00:35:51smoothly.
00:35:54So,
00:35:55we stuck together
00:35:56until we win an Oscar?
00:35:58Might as well say
00:36:00till that do us a part.
00:36:01Don't worry about that.
00:36:03I'm going to pay you
00:36:04an acting salary.
00:36:05The same as I do
00:36:06with my models
00:36:06and actors.
00:36:08You're Chris Roberts.
00:36:09Those actresses
00:36:10must earn a fortune.
00:36:12Considering our attitude,
00:36:14I'm going to go
00:36:14with minimum wage.
00:36:15Usually,
00:36:16they pay around
00:36:16500 grand
00:36:17and now,
00:36:19150K.
00:36:20That's enough for you.
00:36:22Per year?
00:36:23Per month,
00:36:24of course.
00:36:24So,
00:36:38you have a son?
00:36:40Don't get me wrong.
00:36:41Just want to know
00:36:41more about my wife.
00:36:48Yeah.
00:36:49His name is Luke.
00:36:51He's nine.
00:36:51In summer camp,
00:36:54I'm aware of the divorce.
00:37:05Good lord.
00:37:06That looks calorie-packed.
00:37:09First,
00:37:09it's not for you.
00:37:10Second,
00:37:11I hate when people
00:37:12reduce food to calories.
00:37:15Jeez,
00:37:16touchy.
00:37:16It'll make my loving you
00:37:18seem even more dramatic.
00:37:21Keep that up.
00:37:22Another thing,
00:37:23clear your schedule
00:37:23for tomorrow.
00:37:24We're meeting the director.
00:37:26Already?
00:37:28This is your first time
00:37:29stepping out as my wife
00:37:30and I really want you
00:37:31to take it seriously.
00:37:33You need to dress up nicely,
00:37:34alright?
00:37:35Because it's going to be
00:37:36the first time
00:37:36that you're going to act
00:37:37as my wife.
00:37:38Come on.
00:37:39This top I'm wearing
00:37:40is like from the supermarket.
00:37:41I'm going to solve
00:37:43this problem right now.
00:37:45Hey, Brad.
00:37:48Didn't you say
00:37:48you could transform
00:37:49any woman?
00:37:52Oh.
00:37:52My.
00:37:53God.
00:37:54I didn't expect
00:37:55this to be such a
00:37:56huge project.
00:37:58Luckily,
00:37:58I'm a Hollywood stylish.
00:38:00Alright, girls.
00:38:02Let's get going.
00:38:04Ooh.
00:38:05Right here.
00:38:06I got it.
00:38:06I got it.
00:38:06I got it.
00:38:07I got it.
00:38:08I got it.
00:38:09I got it.
00:38:10I got it.
00:38:10I got it.
00:38:10I got it.
00:38:11I got it.
00:38:12I got it.
00:38:13I got it.
00:38:14I got it.
00:38:15I got it.
00:38:16I got it.
00:38:17Watch out.
00:38:17Boys, calm down.
00:38:18Can't you set up
00:38:19back here?
00:38:20Sit down.
00:38:20Get them out of here.
00:38:21Oh, my God.
00:38:22Are you okay, baby?
00:38:29Are these ladies'
00:38:31fashion pieces
00:38:32worth the expense
00:38:33for her?
00:38:33She's my wife now,
00:38:35so yes,
00:38:36it's worth it.
00:38:39Baby Rell,
00:38:40I did my best today.
00:38:41But remember,
00:38:43Rome wasn't built in the day.
00:38:58How do I look?
00:38:59Wow.
00:39:00You're the most beautiful
00:39:03you have ever seen.
00:39:07Wow.
00:39:08You sure ain't sure
00:39:09of that ass.
00:39:10Why aren't you closing
00:39:11the Victoria's Secret
00:39:12show this year?
00:39:14Julia,
00:39:15your acting skills
00:39:16surpassed mine.
00:39:18That's what handling
00:39:19a big story does to me.
00:39:20Let's go, girls.
00:39:22Thank you so much, guys.
00:39:23No problem, baby.
00:39:24Geez.
00:39:27How did I not realize
00:39:28my backside
00:39:29has such potential?
00:39:31Just like
00:39:31Kardashians.
00:39:33Guess
00:39:33you regret this
00:39:34fake marriage now, huh?
00:39:37God is fair.
00:39:38Though he didn't bless you
00:39:39with a fury physique,
00:39:41he gave you
00:39:41unbridled confidence.
00:39:42Wow, you're totally
00:39:48going to nail that role now.
00:39:50We look so perfect together.
00:39:52It's a match
00:39:53made in heaven.
00:39:54No, no, no.
00:40:06There's no spark
00:40:07between you two.
00:40:08You don't love
00:40:09your wife at all.
00:40:10I'm sorry that
00:40:11I can't give you this role.
00:40:12But we haven't even
00:40:13started talking.
00:40:14You know the lot talk
00:40:15is about feeling.
00:40:17I don't feel
00:40:18your love for her.
00:40:20He's crazy about me.
00:40:22The moment I was divorced,
00:40:23he swooped in
00:40:24with a helicopter proposal.
00:40:28I love you, baby.
00:40:29That's because
00:40:30I just can't wait
00:40:31to spend the rest
00:40:31of my life with you.
00:40:37Come back to me.
00:40:38You'll learn
00:40:39to be a proper...
00:40:40Jeez.
00:40:43Are you sure
00:40:44he's top Hollywood's
00:40:45director
00:40:46and not some charlatan?
00:40:47Yes,
00:40:48but he did catch you
00:40:49rolling your eyes at me.
00:40:50Maybe it's only because
00:40:51you ordered a cup of water
00:40:52and a steak?
00:40:53Perhaps that's to avoid
00:40:54your dress zipper
00:40:55bursting from one extra bite.
00:40:58You guessed right.
00:41:04Much better now.
00:41:05Can you eat quieter?
00:41:19You're disturbing my reading.
00:41:29You're married?
00:41:30What's up?
00:41:31What?
00:41:32Your daughter's in the hospital
00:41:33with the fever?
00:41:33Yeah, of course.
00:41:34I can cover your shift today.
00:41:37Where are you going?
00:41:39The contract
00:41:40doesn't require me
00:41:41to report my personal
00:41:41itinerary to you.
00:41:50Aubrey,
00:41:50what are you doing here?
00:41:52You're not stalking me,
00:41:53are you?
00:41:54Listen,
00:41:55stop harassing me.
00:41:57Tiffany and I
00:41:58are engaged.
00:42:00Sorry to disappoint you,
00:42:02but I'm married too.
00:42:03It's not just you
00:42:04who found someone new.
00:42:06Jim!
00:42:07I told you
00:42:08she put up a front
00:42:09about finding someone else.
00:42:10I do have a husband
00:42:14and he's hotter,
00:42:16wealthier,
00:42:16and lasts longer in bed
00:42:18than you ever did.
00:42:19If he's so great,
00:42:21when's an old timer
00:42:22like you
00:42:22still going here
00:42:23serving tapes?
00:42:24Come on, man.
00:42:25Don't just stand there.
00:42:26Serve us.
00:42:28I want
00:42:29hot tea.
00:42:31jeez.
00:42:42You trying to
00:42:42sculpt me?
00:42:53Are you satisfied now?
00:42:54That's better.
00:42:56Drink up, dear.
00:42:58Ouch!
00:42:59This huge diamond ring
00:43:01makes it hard
00:43:02to lift my hand.
00:43:04Check out
00:43:04my engagement ring
00:43:05from Mark.
00:43:07It's whopping
00:43:07two carats.
00:43:09I heard
00:43:10your wedding ring
00:43:11was
00:43:11a freebie
00:43:14that came
00:43:15with some furniture
00:43:16shopping,
00:43:17wasn't it?
00:43:18Wow,
00:43:19good for you.
00:43:21And when you guys
00:43:21eventually split,
00:43:22you will get
00:43:23a nice chunk
00:43:24of change
00:43:25from selling
00:43:26this treasure.
00:43:29Don't stoop
00:43:30to our level.
00:43:31You,
00:43:32go and get
00:43:32the steaks ready
00:43:33in ten minutes,
00:43:34else I'll be
00:43:35reporting you.
00:43:36I said
00:43:36half an hour
00:43:38when you ordered.
00:43:39Then
00:43:39figured it out.
00:43:42Wait.
00:43:43Top of my water.
00:43:50Mary,
00:43:51you owe me
00:43:52a proper meal.
00:43:53I'll refrain
00:43:54from stabbing
00:43:54those two
00:43:55for your job's sake.
00:43:56Aubrey?
00:44:00Why are you
00:44:01waitressing?
00:44:01We're not
00:44:02really married.
00:44:03What I do
00:44:03is none
00:44:03of your business.
00:44:07Let's go.
00:44:08The advertisers
00:44:09are waiting.
00:44:12Keep an eye
00:44:13on her.
00:44:14Make sure
00:44:14nobody messes
00:44:15with her.
00:44:15I'm not
00:44:16her agent.
00:44:17But she's
00:44:17my wife,
00:44:18at least on paper.
00:44:19Okay,
00:44:19guys,
00:44:20if you don't
00:44:20need anything
00:44:20else,
00:44:21I'm gonna
00:44:22head out
00:44:22and change
00:44:22shifts.
00:44:24Oh,
00:44:24my ring.
00:44:27It's gone.
00:44:28Since you're
00:44:29the only one
00:44:29serving us,
00:44:30I suspect
00:44:31you stole my ring.
00:44:32Just because
00:44:33you're a bitch
00:44:34doesn't mean
00:44:34everyone is.
00:44:35I wouldn't
00:44:36even want
00:44:36to touch
00:44:37the stuff
00:44:38you've worn,
00:44:38let alone
00:44:39steal it.
00:44:40Denial won't
00:44:41help.
00:44:42It's only
00:44:43you somewhere.
00:44:47See?
00:44:48This is proof.
00:44:49I'm gonna
00:44:54have you
00:44:54fired.
00:44:56No way!
00:44:56You're framing
00:44:57me on purpose!
00:45:03Got it.
00:45:04Get the restaurant
00:45:05owner over here
00:45:06for me.
00:45:09You and your
00:45:10husband are
00:45:11so sweet.
00:45:12You always
00:45:12remember to
00:45:13buy his
00:45:13favorite pizza.
00:45:15Sweet?
00:45:15We haven't
00:45:16gotten
00:45:17busy since
00:45:18Thanksgiving
00:45:18three years
00:45:19ago.
00:45:21Look at
00:45:21them.
00:45:22That's what
00:45:22we call
00:45:23sweet.
00:45:23I wish
00:45:24my hubby
00:45:24was like
00:45:25that.
00:45:27That's
00:45:28actually
00:45:28my
00:45:28husband!
00:45:29You jerk
00:45:29cheating on me
00:45:30behind my
00:45:30back!
00:45:30Aubrey!
00:45:32Let me
00:45:32explain!
00:45:34Wait!
00:45:34Wait!
00:45:35Stop!
00:45:38All right!
00:45:40Enough!
00:45:42Cut it
00:45:42out!
00:45:43I
00:45:44wouldn't
00:45:45have to
00:45:45be out
00:45:45here
00:45:46messing
00:45:46around
00:45:47if you
00:45:48didn't
00:45:48push me
00:45:49to do
00:45:50it.
00:45:50Look
00:45:50at
00:45:51yourself.
00:45:51Sloppy,
00:45:53rude,
00:45:54totally
00:45:55unfeminine.
00:45:57I
00:45:57want a
00:45:58divorce.
00:45:59Crazy
00:45:59lady.
00:46:00Come on,
00:46:09we'll get
00:46:09that scumb
00:46:09back.
00:46:10No need
00:46:10for
00:46:10karma.
00:46:10I can't
00:46:11handle
00:46:11this
00:46:11myself.
00:46:12Hand me
00:46:12the car
00:46:12key.
00:46:23Chris,
00:46:24Leo snucked
00:46:24the row
00:46:25you wanted.
00:46:26No way.
00:46:27Why him?
00:46:28I cannot
00:46:29understand that.
00:46:30He has fewer
00:46:31Instagram followers
00:46:31than me,
00:46:32and his last
00:46:33movie made
00:46:33only $100
00:46:34million.
00:46:35The director's
00:46:35looking for a guy
00:46:36who's totally
00:46:37devoted to his
00:46:38wife.
00:46:39Leo and his
00:46:39wife are Hollywood's
00:46:40poster couple
00:46:41for true love.
00:46:43What about you?
00:46:44You're a 40-year-old
00:46:45bachelor,
00:46:46known around town
00:46:47as a total
00:46:48playboy.
00:46:48family.
00:46:49What if I told
00:46:50everyone that I've
00:46:52actually been in love
00:46:53with one woman for
00:46:54all those years,
00:46:55but she's married,
00:46:57and all my wild
00:46:58dating was just to try
00:46:59and forget her.
00:47:00You think that would
00:47:00lend me the role?
00:47:01Sounds more like
00:47:02excuse me.
00:47:04That's not good
00:47:05enough, huh?
00:47:06All right,
00:47:07do I have to say she
00:47:08just got divorced and
00:47:09I'm rushing to marry
00:47:10her,
00:47:11vowing to never look at
00:47:12another supermodel
00:47:13again to prove I can
00:47:14be a committed guy?
00:47:15Now that's a story
00:47:17people might buy into,
00:47:18but the problem is
00:47:20you're just making
00:47:21this up on the spot.
00:47:23All right.
00:47:26I wish a woman like
00:47:27that would just
00:47:28fall into my life
00:47:29for real.
00:47:32Damn it!
00:47:34Fuck.
00:47:40I'm so sorry.
00:47:42Are you nuts?
00:47:43Nuts?
00:47:45Is that all your men
00:47:47got?
00:47:48Yeah, I'm nuts,
00:47:49but you guys
00:47:50eat, don't cook by nuts,
00:47:51sleep with nuts,
00:47:52have kids with nuts.
00:47:54You are the real nuts
00:47:55here.
00:47:55No offense,
00:47:57but I'm Chris Roberts.
00:47:58I only sleep with
00:47:59supermodels under 25
00:48:01years old.
00:48:03Only supermodels!
00:48:07Screw you,
00:48:08fuck Chris Roberts!
00:48:09I sold the house.
00:48:28You've got till tonight
00:48:29to move out,
00:48:30or your stuff will be thrown away.
00:48:32If you want to divorce me,
00:48:36fine!
00:48:37Go ahead!
00:48:38But how dare you
00:48:39sell our house
00:48:40without my consent!
00:48:43I'll sue you!
00:48:44Think you can afford
00:48:45a lawyer?
00:48:46Don't mess with me,
00:48:47or a fight for the
00:48:48cutsafe or a star.
00:48:50A jobless housewife
00:48:51like you
00:48:51won't stand a chance.
00:48:53Despicable!
00:48:54So,
00:48:56you divorced?
00:48:57It's none of your business!
00:48:59Marry me!
00:49:06Are you insane?
00:49:10My car's worth
00:49:11four million dollars.
00:49:13You want to talk
00:49:14about marriage
00:49:15or compensation?
00:49:19This win, ma'am.
00:49:20What's your step, ma'am?
00:49:32Welcome, ma'am.
00:49:43Wow!
00:49:44So, it's your house
00:49:45at 5 Central Avenue.
00:49:47I've seen it
00:49:47in a magazine.
00:49:50So,
00:50:03I get a room like this
00:50:04for a fake marriage?
00:50:06No.
00:50:07This is for Elizabeth,
00:50:08my dog.
00:50:09Yours is upstairs.
00:50:10Bigger and better.
00:50:12Forget that.
00:50:13Come sign the contract.
00:50:17Sign this,
00:50:19and you will be my wife.
00:50:20Sorry,
00:50:21what's your name again?
00:50:22Aubrey.
00:50:23Okay.
00:50:24Aubrey,
00:50:25listen to me.
00:50:26I love you
00:50:27for more than 10 years.
00:50:29I heard
00:50:29that you're divorced.
00:50:31So,
00:50:32I popped the question
00:50:33right away.
00:50:35What?
00:50:36Really?
00:50:36Are you kidding me?
00:50:38Aubrey,
00:50:39this marriage
00:50:40is just for show.
00:50:41I hope you won't catch
00:50:42real feelings for me.
00:50:45Relax.
00:50:46Not falling for you
00:50:47as easy as drinking
00:50:48and eating.
00:50:48Great.
00:50:49That's amazing.
00:50:50Once I secure the role
00:50:51and back that Oscar,
00:50:53we'll part our ways
00:50:55smoothly.
00:50:58So,
00:50:58we stuck together
00:50:59until we win an Oscar?
00:51:02Might as well say,
00:51:03so that do us a part.
00:51:05Don't worry about that.
00:51:06I'm going to pay you
00:51:07an acting salary,
00:51:08the same as I do
00:51:09with my models and actors.
00:51:11You're Chris Roberts.
00:51:12Those actresses
00:51:14must earn a fortune.
00:51:15Considering our attitude,
00:51:17I'm going to go
00:51:17with minimum wage.
00:51:19Usually,
00:51:19they pay around
00:51:20500 grand
00:51:21and now,
00:51:22150K.
00:51:23That's enough for you.
00:51:25Per year?
00:51:26Per month,
00:51:27of course.
00:51:41So,
00:51:41you have a son?
00:51:43Don't get me wrong.
00:51:44Just want to know
00:51:45more about my wife.
00:51:51Yeah.
00:51:53His name is Luke.
00:51:54He's nine.
00:51:56In summer camp,
00:51:58I'm aware of the divorce.
00:52:08Good Lord!
00:52:09That looks calorie-packed.
00:52:11First,
00:52:12it's not for you.
00:52:14Second,
00:52:14I hate when people
00:52:15reduce food to calories.
00:52:18Jeez,
00:52:19touchy.
00:52:20It'll make my loving you
00:52:21seem even more dramatic.
00:52:24Keep that up.
00:52:25Another thing,
00:52:26clear your schedule
00:52:27for tomorrow.
00:52:28We're meeting the director.
00:52:30Already?
00:52:30This is your first time
00:52:32stepping out as my wife
00:52:34and I really want you
00:52:35to take it seriously.
00:52:36Need to dress up nicely,
00:52:37alright?
00:52:38Because it's going to be
00:52:39the first time
00:52:39that you're going to act
00:52:40as my wife.
00:52:42Come on.
00:52:43This top I'm wearing
00:52:44is like from the supermarket.
00:52:45I'm solving this problem
00:52:47right now.
00:52:49Hey, Brad!
00:52:51Didn't you say
00:52:52you could transform
00:52:53any woman?
00:52:55Oh.
00:52:56My.
00:52:57God.
00:52:58I didn't expect this
00:52:58to be such a
00:52:59huge project.
00:53:01Luckily,
00:53:02I'm a Hollywood-style-ish.
00:53:04Alright, girls.
00:53:05Let's get going.
00:53:07Hmm.
00:53:08Right here.
00:53:09I got it.
00:53:18Are you okay, Liz?
00:53:20Watch out.
00:53:21Please calm down.
00:53:22Can't you sit up back here?
00:53:23Get him out of here.
00:53:25Oh, my God.
00:53:26Are you okay, baby?
00:53:32Are these ladies'
00:53:34fashion pieces
00:53:35worth the expense for her?
00:53:37She's my wife now,
00:53:38so yes.
00:53:39It's worth it.
00:53:42Baby, well,
00:53:43I did my best today.
00:53:45Remember,
00:53:47Rome wasn't built
00:53:47in the day.
00:54:02How do I look?
00:54:04Wow.
00:54:05You're the most beautiful
00:54:07you have ever seen.
00:54:08Wow.
00:54:11You sure ain't sure
00:54:12of that ass.
00:54:13Why aren't you closing
00:54:14the Victoria's Secret
00:54:15show this year?
00:54:17Julia,
00:54:18your acting skills
00:54:19surpassed mine.
00:54:21That's what handling
00:54:22a big star does to me.
00:54:24Let's go, girls.
00:54:25Thank you so much, guys.
00:54:26No problem, baby.
00:54:28Geez.
00:54:29Geez.
00:54:30How did I not realize
00:54:31my backside
00:54:32has such potential?
00:54:34Just like
00:54:35Kardashians.
00:54:36Guess you regret
00:54:37this fake marriage
00:54:38now, huh?
00:54:38God is fair.
00:54:41God is fair.
00:54:42Though he didn't bless you
00:54:43with a fury physique,
00:54:44he gave you
00:54:45unbridled confidence.
00:54:50Wow.
00:54:51You're totally
00:54:51going to nail that role now.
00:54:53We look so perfect
00:54:54together.
00:54:55It's a match
00:54:56made in heaven.
00:55:08No, no, no.
00:55:09There's no spark
00:55:10between you two.
00:55:11You don't love
00:55:12your wife at all.
00:55:13I'm sorry that
00:55:14I can't give you
00:55:15this role.
00:55:15But we haven't
00:55:16even started talking.
00:55:17You know the law
00:55:18talk is about
00:55:19feeling.
00:55:20I don't feel
00:55:21your love for her.
00:55:23He's crazy
00:55:24about me.
00:55:25The moment
00:55:26I was divorced,
00:55:26he swooped in
00:55:27with a helicopter
00:55:28proposal.
00:55:31I love you, baby.
00:55:33That's because
00:55:33I just can't wait
00:55:34to spend the rest
00:55:35of my life with you.
00:55:40Come back to me.
00:55:42You'll learn
00:55:42to be a proper
00:55:43girl.
00:55:45Jeez.
00:55:46Are you sure
00:55:47he's top
00:55:48Hollywood's director
00:55:49and not some
00:55:50charlatan?
00:55:51Yes, but he did
00:55:52catch you rolling
00:55:52your eyes at me.
00:55:53Maybe it's only
00:55:54because you ordered
00:55:55a cup of water
00:55:56and a steak?
00:55:57Perhaps that's
00:55:57to avoid your
00:55:58dress zipper
00:55:58bursting from
00:56:00one extra bite.
00:56:02You guessed right.
00:56:07Much better now.
00:56:13Can you eat quieter?
00:56:22You're disturbing
00:56:23my reading.
00:56:32You're married?
00:56:33What's up?
00:56:34What?
00:56:35Your daughter's
00:56:36in the hospital
00:56:36with a fever?
00:56:37Of course.
00:56:37I can cover your shift
00:56:38today.
00:56:40Where are you going?
00:56:42The contract
00:56:43doesn't require me
00:56:44to report my
00:56:44personal itinerary
00:56:45to you.
00:56:46Aubrey,
00:56:54what are you
00:56:54doing here?
00:56:56You're not
00:56:56stalking me,
00:56:57are you?
00:56:58Listen,
00:56:59stop harassing me.
00:57:00Tiffany and I
00:57:01are engaged.
00:57:03Sorry to disappoint you,
00:57:05but I'm married
00:57:06too.
00:57:07It's not just you
00:57:07who found someone new.
00:57:09Jim!
00:57:10I told you
00:57:11she put up a friend
00:57:12about finding
00:57:12someone else.
00:57:16I do have a husband
00:57:17and he's hotter,
00:57:19wealthier,
00:57:20and lasts longer
00:57:21in bed than you
00:57:21ever did.
00:57:22If he's so great,
00:57:24when's an old-timer
00:57:25like you still
00:57:26going here
00:57:26serving tapes?
00:57:28Come on, man.
00:57:29Don't just stand there.
00:57:30Serve us.
00:57:32I want
00:57:33hot tea.
00:57:34I want hot tea.
00:57:42Geez,
00:57:45you trying to
00:57:46scald me?
00:57:56Are you satisfied now?
00:57:58That's better.
00:57:59Drink up, dear.
00:58:01Ouch!
00:58:02This huge
00:58:04diamond ring
00:58:04makes it hard
00:58:05to lift my hand.
00:58:07Check out
00:58:08my engagement ring
00:58:09from Mark.
00:58:10It's whopping
00:58:11two carats.
00:58:12I heard
00:58:13your wedding ring
00:58:14was
00:58:15a freebie
00:58:17that came
00:58:18with some
00:58:18furniture shopping,
00:58:20wasn't it?
00:58:21Wow,
00:58:22good for you.
00:58:24And when you guys
00:58:24eventually split,
00:58:26you will get
00:58:27a nice chunk
00:58:28of change
00:58:28from selling
00:58:29this treasure.
00:58:32Don't
00:58:32stupid or level.
00:58:34You,
00:58:35go and get
00:58:36the sticks ready
00:58:36in ten minutes,
00:58:37else I'll be
00:58:38reporting you.
00:58:39I said
00:58:40half an hour
00:58:41when you ordered.
00:58:42Then,
00:58:43figure it out.
00:58:45Wait.
00:58:47Top of my water.
00:58:54Mary,
00:58:54you owe me
00:58:55a proper meal.
00:58:56I'll refrain
00:58:57from stabbing
00:58:58those two
00:58:58for your job's sake.
00:59:02Aubrey?
00:59:03Why are you
00:59:04waitressing?
00:59:05We're not
00:59:05really married.
00:59:06What I do
00:59:06is none
00:59:07of your business.
00:59:10Let's go.
00:59:11The advertisers
00:59:12are waiting.
00:59:15Keep an eye
00:59:16on her.
00:59:17Make sure
00:59:17nobody messes
00:59:18with her.
00:59:19I'm not her agent.
00:59:20But she's
00:59:20my wife,
00:59:21at least on paper.
00:59:22Okay, guys.
00:59:23If you don't
00:59:23need anything else,
00:59:24I'm gonna head
00:59:25out and change
00:59:26shifts.
00:59:27Oh my God!
00:59:29My rain!
00:59:30It's gone!
00:59:31Since you're
00:59:32the only one
00:59:33serving us,
00:59:34I suspect
00:59:34you stole my rain.
00:59:36Just because
00:59:36you're a bitch
00:59:37doesn't mean
00:59:38everyone is.
00:59:39I wouldn't even
00:59:39want to touch
00:59:40the stuff you've
00:59:41worn,
00:59:42let alone steal it.
00:59:43Denial won't help.
00:59:46Let's arm you
00:59:47somewhere.
00:59:50See?
00:59:51This is proof.
00:59:56I'm gonna have
00:59:57you fired.
00:59:59No way!
01:00:00You're framing
01:00:00me on purpose!
01:00:06Got it.
01:00:07Get the restaurant
01:00:08owner over here
01:00:09for me.
01:00:13You and your
01:00:13husband are so
01:00:14sweet.
01:00:15You always
01:00:15remember to
01:00:16buy his
01:00:16favorite pizza.
01:00:18Sweet?
01:00:19We haven't
01:00:20gotten busy
01:00:20since Thanksgiving
01:00:22three years ago.
01:00:24Look at them.
01:00:25That's what we
01:00:26call sweet.
01:00:27I wish my
01:00:27hubby was
01:00:28like that.
01:00:30That's actually
01:00:31my husband.
01:00:32You jerk
01:00:32cheating on me
01:00:33behind my back!
01:00:34Aubrey,
01:00:35let me explain.
01:00:37Wait,
01:00:37wait,
01:00:38wait,
01:00:38stop!
01:00:41All right,
01:00:44enough!
01:00:45Cut it out!
01:00:47I
01:00:47wouldn't have
01:00:48to be out
01:00:49here
01:00:49messing around
01:00:50if you
01:00:51didn't push
01:00:52me to do it.
01:00:53Look at
01:00:54yourself.
01:00:55Sloppy,
01:00:56rude,
01:00:58totally
01:00:58unfaminate.
01:01:00I want a
01:01:01divorce.
01:01:02Crazy lady.
01:01:11Karma,
01:01:12get that
01:01:12scumbag!
01:01:13No need for
01:01:13karma,
01:01:14I can't
01:01:14handle this
01:01:14myself.
01:01:15Hand me the
01:01:16car key.
01:01:26Chris,
01:01:27Leo snucked the
01:01:28row you wanted.
01:01:28No way.
01:01:31Why him?
01:01:32I cannot
01:01:32understand that.
01:01:33He has fewer
01:01:34Instagram followers
01:01:35than me,
01:01:35and his last
01:01:36movie made
01:01:37only $100 million.
01:01:38The director's
01:01:39looking for a guy
01:01:39who's totally
01:01:40devoted to his
01:01:41wife.
01:01:42Leo and his
01:01:42wife are Hollywood's
01:01:44poster couple
01:01:44for true love.
01:01:46But what about
01:01:46you?
01:01:47You're a
01:01:4840-year-old
01:01:48bachelor,
01:01:49known around town
01:01:50as a total
01:01:51playboy.
01:01:51What if
01:01:53I told
01:01:54everyone
01:01:54that I've
01:01:55actually been
01:01:56in love
01:01:56with one
01:01:57woman for
01:01:57all those
01:01:58years,
01:01:59but she's
01:01:59married,
01:02:00and all my
01:02:00wild dating
01:02:01was just
01:02:02to try
01:02:02and forget
01:02:02her?
01:02:03You think
01:02:03that would
01:02:04lend me the
01:02:04role?
01:02:04Sounds
01:02:05more like
01:02:05excuse me.
01:02:07That's not
01:02:08good enough,
01:02:08huh?
01:02:09Alright,
01:02:10do I have
01:02:11to say
01:02:11she just
01:02:11got divorced
01:02:12and I'm
01:02:12rushing to
01:02:13marry her,
01:02:14vowing to
01:02:14never look at
01:02:15another
01:02:15supermodel
01:02:16again to
01:02:17prove I
01:02:17can be a
01:02:18committed
01:02:18guy?
01:02:18Now that's
01:02:19a story
01:02:20people
01:02:20might buy
01:02:21into,
01:02:22but the
01:02:23problem
01:02:23is
01:02:24you're
01:02:24just
01:02:24making
01:02:24this
01:02:25up
01:02:25on
01:02:25the
01:02:25spot.
01:02:26Alright.
01:02:29I wish
01:02:30a woman
01:02:30like that
01:02:31would just
01:02:31fall into
01:02:31my life
01:02:32for real.
01:02:35Damn it!
01:02:37Fuck.
01:02:44I'm so
01:02:44sorry.
01:02:45Are you
01:02:45nuts?
01:02:46Nuts?
01:02:48Is that
01:02:50all your
01:02:51men got?
01:02:51Yeah,
01:02:52I'm nuts.
01:02:52But you
01:02:53guys,
01:02:53eat
01:02:54good
01:02:54cooked
01:02:54by
01:02:54nuts.
01:02:55Sleep
01:02:55with
01:02:55nuts.
01:02:56Have
01:02:56kids
01:02:56with
01:02:56nuts.
01:02:57You
01:02:57are
01:02:57the
01:02:57real
01:02:58nuts
01:02:58here.
01:02:59No
01:02:59offense,
01:03:00but I'm
01:03:00Chris
01:03:01Roberts.
01:03:02I only
01:03:02sleep
01:03:02with
01:03:03supermodels
01:03:03under
01:03:0425
01:03:04years
01:03:04old.
01:03:07Only
01:03:07supermodels.
01:03:11Screw
01:03:11you
01:03:11fuck
01:03:12Chris
01:03:12Roberts!
01:03:13shit!
01:03:23Shit!
01:03:30I sold
01:03:30the house.
01:03:31You've got
01:03:32till tonight
01:03:32to move out
01:03:33or your stuff
01:03:35will be thrown
01:03:35away.
01:03:37If you want to
01:03:38divorce me,
01:03:39fight!
01:03:40Go ahead!
01:03:41But how
01:03:42dare you
01:03:43sell our
01:03:43house
01:03:44without
01:03:45my
01:03:45consent!
01:03:46I'll sue
01:03:47you!
01:03:47Think you
01:03:48can afford
01:03:48a lawyer?
01:03:50Don't mess
01:03:50with me
01:03:51or apply
01:03:51for a
01:03:52cutsafe
01:03:52or a
01:03:52jobless
01:03:53house
01:03:54like
01:03:54you
01:03:54won't
01:03:55stand
01:03:55a
01:03:55chance.
01:03:57Despicable!
01:03:58So,
01:03:59you
01:03:59divorced?
01:04:00It's none
01:04:01of your
01:04:01business!
01:04:02Marry
01:04:03me!
01:04:03Are you
01:04:10insane?
01:04:13My car's
01:04:14worth
01:04:15four million
01:04:15dollars.
01:04:17You
01:04:17want to
01:04:17talk about
01:04:18marriage
01:04:18or
01:04:19compensation?
01:04:22This way,
01:04:23mum.
01:04:27Watch us
01:04:27that,
01:04:28mum.
01:04:28welcome,
01:04:36mum.
01:04:46Wow.
01:04:47So,
01:04:48it's your
01:04:48house at
01:04:495th
01:04:49Central Avenue.
01:04:50I've seen it
01:04:51in a magazine.
01:04:51So,
01:05:06I get a
01:05:07room like
01:05:07this for
01:05:08fake
01:05:09marriage?
01:05:09No.
01:05:10This is for
01:05:11Elizabeth,
01:05:11my dog.
01:05:12Yours is
01:05:13upstairs.
01:05:14Bigger
01:05:14and better.
01:05:15Forget that.
01:05:16Come sign
01:05:17the contract.
01:05:21Sign this
01:05:21and you
01:05:22will be
01:05:22my wife.
01:05:24Sorry,
01:05:24what's
01:05:24your name
01:05:24again?
01:05:25Aubrey.
01:05:26Okay.
01:05:27Aubrey,
01:05:28listen to
01:05:29me.
01:05:29I love
01:05:30you for
01:05:30more than
01:05:3110 years.
01:05:32I heard
01:05:32that you're
01:05:33divorced.
01:05:35So,
01:05:35I popped
01:05:36the question
01:05:36right away.
01:05:38What?
01:05:39Really?
01:05:40Are you
01:05:40kidding me?
01:05:42Aubrey,
01:05:42this marriage
01:05:43is just
01:05:43for show.
01:05:44I hope
01:05:44you won't
01:05:45catch
01:05:45real
01:05:46feelings
01:05:46for me.
01:05:48Relax.
01:05:49Not
01:05:49falling for
01:05:50you as
01:05:50easy as
01:05:51drinking
01:05:51and eating.
01:05:52Great.
01:05:52That's
01:05:52amazing.
01:05:54Once I
01:05:54secure the
01:05:55role and
01:05:55back that
01:05:55Oscar,
01:05:57we'll
01:05:57part our
01:05:58ways
01:05:58smoothly.
01:06:01So,
01:06:01we stuck
01:06:02together
01:06:02until we
01:06:03win an
01:06:03Oscar?
01:06:05Might as
01:06:06well say
01:06:06so that
01:06:07do us
01:06:07a part.
01:06:08Don't
01:06:08worry
01:06:08about
01:06:09that.
01:06:10I'm
01:06:10going to
01:06:10pay you
01:06:10an acting
01:06:11salary,
01:06:12the same
01:06:12as I
01:06:12do
01:06:13with my
01:06:13models
01:06:13and
01:06:13actors.
01:06:15You're
01:06:15Chris
01:06:15Roberts.
01:06:16Those
01:06:16actresses
01:06:17must earn
01:06:18a fortune.
01:06:19Considering
01:06:19our
01:06:19attitude,
01:06:20I'm
01:06:20going to
01:06:20go with
01:06:21minimum
01:06:21wage.
01:06:22Usually,
01:06:22they pay
01:06:23around
01:06:23$500,000
01:06:24and now,
01:06:25$150,000.
01:06:26That's
01:06:27enough for
01:06:27you.
01:06:29Per year?
01:06:30Per month,
01:06:30of course.
01:06:31so you
01:06:44have a
01:06:45son?
01:06:46Don't
01:06:47get me
01:06:47wrong,
01:06:47just want
01:06:48to know
01:06:48more about
01:06:49my wife.
01:06:55Yeah.
01:06:56His name
01:06:57is Luke.
01:06:57He's
01:06:58nine.
01:06:58in
01:06:59summer
01:07:00camp,
01:07:01unware
01:07:01of
01:07:01the
01:07:02divorce.
01:07:11Good
01:07:12lord,
01:07:13that looks
01:07:13calorie
01:07:14packed.
01:07:15First,
01:07:16it's not
01:07:16for you.
01:07:17Second,
01:07:18I hate
01:07:18when people
01:07:19reduce food
01:07:19to
01:07:19calories.
01:07:21Jeez,
01:07:22touchy.
01:07:23It'll
01:07:24make my
01:07:24loving you
01:07:25seem even
01:07:25more
01:07:25dramatic.
01:07:27Keep
01:07:27that up.
01:07:28Another
01:07:29thing,
01:07:29clear your
01:07:30schedule
01:07:30for tomorrow.
01:07:31We're
01:07:31meeting the
01:07:31director.
01:07:33Already?
01:07:35This is
01:07:35your first
01:07:36time stepping
01:07:36out as
01:07:36my wife
01:07:37and I
01:07:37really
01:07:37want you
01:07:38to take
01:07:38it
01:07:38seriously.
01:07:39Need
01:07:40to dress
01:07:40up nicely,
01:07:41alright?
01:07:41Because it's
01:07:42gonna be
01:07:42the first
01:07:43time that
01:07:43you're
01:07:43gonna
01:07:43act
01:07:44as
01:07:44my
01:07:44wife.
01:07:45Come
01:07:45on,
01:07:46this
01:07:46top
01:07:46I'm
01:07:47wearing
01:07:47is
01:07:47like
01:07:47from
01:07:47the
01:07:47supermarket.
01:07:49I'll
01:07:49solve
01:07:50this
01:07:50problem
01:07:50right
01:07:50now.
01:07:52Hey
01:07:52Brad,
01:07:53didn't
01:07:55you
01:07:55say
01:07:55you
01:07:55could
01:07:55transform
01:07:56any
01:07:56woman?
01:07:58Oh
01:07:59my
01:08:00god.
01:08:01I didn't
01:08:01expect
01:08:01this to
01:08:02be
01:08:02such
01:08:02a
01:08:02huge
01:08:03project.
01:08:04Luckily,
01:08:05I'm
01:08:05Hollywood
01:08:06stylish.
01:08:07Alright
01:08:07girls,
01:08:08let's
01:08:09get
01:08:09going.
01:08:10Right
01:08:12here.
01:08:12I got it.
01:08:13a
01:08:27baby.
01:08:27Oh my
01:08:28god,
01:08:29are you
01:08:29okay,
01:08:29baby?
01:08:36Are
01:08:36these
01:08:36ladies'
01:08:37fashion
01:08:37pieces
01:08:38worth the
01:08:39expense
01:08:39for her?
01:08:40she's
01:08:40my
01:08:41wife
01:08:41now,
01:08:41so
01:08:42yes,
01:08:42it's
01:08:42worth
01:08:43it.
01:08:45Baby
01:08:46Ro,
01:08:46I
01:08:47did
01:08:47my
01:08:47best
01:08:47today.
01:08:49Remember,
01:08:50Rome
01:08:50wasn't
01:08:50beautiful
01:08:51in the
01:08:51day.
01:09:05How
01:09:05do I
01:09:06look?
01:09:08Wow,
01:09:08you're
01:09:09the
01:09:09most
01:09:09beautiful
01:09:10you
01:09:10have
01:09:10ever
01:09:10seen.
01:09:14Wow,
01:09:15you
01:09:15sure
01:09:15ain't
01:09:15sure
01:09:15that
01:09:16ass.
01:09:16Why
01:09:17aren't
01:09:17you
01:09:17closing
01:09:17the
01:09:18Victoria's
01:09:18Secret
01:09:18show
01:09:19this
01:09:19year?
01:09:20Julia,
01:09:22her acting
01:09:22skill
01:09:22surpassed
01:09:23mine.
01:09:24That's
01:09:25what
01:09:25handling
01:09:25a
01:09:25big
01:09:25story
01:09:26does
01:09:26to
01:09:26me.
01:09:27Let's
01:09:27go,
01:09:28girls.
01:09:28Thank
01:09:29you
01:09:29so
01:09:29much,
01:09:29guys.
01:09:30No
01:09:30problem,
01:09:31baby.
01:09:32Jeez,
01:09:33how did
01:09:34I not
01:09:34realize
01:09:35my
01:09:35backside
01:09:35has
01:09:36such
01:09:36potential?
01:09:36Just
01:09:38like
01:09:38Kardashians.
01:09:39Guess
01:09:40you
01:09:40regret
01:09:40this
01:09:41fake
01:09:41marriage
01:09:41now,
01:09:41huh?
01:09:43God
01:09:44is
01:09:44fair.
01:09:45Though
01:09:45he
01:09:45didn't
01:09:45bless
01:09:46you
01:09:46with
01:09:46a
01:09:46fury
01:09:46physique,
01:09:47he
01:09:47gave
01:09:48you
01:09:48unbridled
01:09:48confidence.
01:09:53Wow,
01:09:54you're
01:09:54totally
01:09:55gonna
01:09:55nail
01:09:55that
01:09:55role
01:09:56now.
01:09:56We
01:09:56look
01:09:56so
01:09:57perfect
01:09:57together.
01:09:58It's
01:09:59a
01:09:59match
01:09:59made
01:10:00in
01:10:00heaven.
01:10:06No,
01:10:12no,
01:10:12no.
01:10:12There's
01:10:13no
01:10:13spark
01:10:14between
01:10:14you
01:10:14two.
01:10:15You
01:10:15don't
01:10:15love
01:10:15your
01:10:16wife
01:10:16at
01:10:16all.
01:10:17I'm
01:10:17sorry
01:10:17that
01:10:17I
01:10:17can't
01:10:18give
01:10:18you
01:10:18this
01:10:18role.
01:10:19We
01:10:19haven't
01:10:19even
01:10:19started
01:10:20talking.
01:10:21You
01:10:21know
01:10:21the
01:10:21lot
01:10:21talk
01:10:22is
01:10:22about
01:10:22feeling.
01:10:23I
01:10:23don't
01:10:24feel
01:10:24your
01:10:24love
01:10:25for
01:10:25her.
01:10:27He's
01:10:27crazy
01:10:28about
01:10:28me.
01:10:28The
01:10:29moment
01:10:29I
01:10:29was
01:10:29divorced
01:10:30he
01:10:30swooped
01:10:30in
01:10:31with
01:10:31a
01:10:31helicopter
01:10:32proposal.
01:10:34I
01:10:35love
01:10:35you,
01:10:35baby.
01:10:35that's
01:10:36because
01:10:36I
01:10:37just
01:10:37can't
01:10:37wait
01:10:37to
01:10:37spend
01:10:38the
01:10:38rest
01:10:38of
01:10:38my
01:10:38life
01:10:39with
01:10:39you.
01:10:44Come
01:10:44back to
01:10:44me.
01:10:45You'll
01:10:45learn
01:10:45to
01:10:46be
01:10:46a
01:10:46proper
01:10:46of
01:10:46cheese.
01:10:50Are
01:10:50you
01:10:50sure
01:10:50he's
01:10:51top
01:10:51Hollywood's
01:10:52director
01:10:52and
01:10:53not
01:10:53some
01:10:53charlatan?
01:10:54Yes,
01:10:55but he
01:10:55did catch
01:10:55you
01:10:55rolling
01:10:56your
01:10:56eyes
01:10:56at
01:10:56me.
01:10:57Maybe
01:10:57it's
01:10:57only
01:10:58because
01:10:58you
01:10:58ordered
01:10:58a
01:10:58cup
01:10:58of
01:10:58water
01:10:59and
01:10:59steak?
01:11:00Perhaps
01:11:00that's
01:11:00to
01:11:01avoid
01:11:01your
01:11:01dress
01:11:01zipper
01:11:02bursting
01:11:03from
01:11:03one
01:11:03extra
01:11:04bite.
01:11:05You
01:11:05guessed
01:11:06right.
01:11:10Much
01:11:11better
01:11:11now.
01:11:23Can
01:11:24you
01:11:24eat
01:11:24quieter?
01:11:25You're
01:11:26disturbing
01:11:26my
01:11:26reading.
01:11:33You're
01:11:36married?
01:11:37What's
01:11:37up?
01:11:38What?
01:11:38Your
01:11:39daughter's
01:11:39in the
01:11:39hospital
01:11:39with
01:11:40a
01:11:40fever?
01:11:40Of
01:11:40course.
01:11:41I
01:11:41can
01:11:41cover
01:11:41your
01:11:41shift
01:11:42today.
01:11:44Where
01:11:44are you
01:11:44going?
01:11:45The
01:11:46contract
01:11:46doesn't
01:11:47require
01:11:47me to
01:11:47report
01:11:48my
01:11:48personal
01:11:48itinerary
01:11:48to
01:11:49you.
01:11:56Aubrey,
01:11:57what
01:11:58are you
01:11:58doing
01:11:58here?
01:11:59You're
01:11:59not
01:11:59stalking
01:12:00me,
01:12:00are
01:12:00you?
01:12:01Listen,
01:12:02stop
01:12:02harassing
01:12:03me.
01:12:03Tiffany
01:12:04and
01:12:04I
01:12:04are
01:12:04engaged.
01:12:07Sorry
01:12:07to
01:12:08disappoint
01:12:08you,
01:12:08but
01:12:09I'm
01:12:09married
01:12:09too.
01:12:10It's
01:12:10not
01:12:10just
01:12:10you
01:12:11who
01:12:11found
01:12:11someone
01:12:11new.
01:12:12Jim!
01:12:13I
01:12:14told
01:12:14you
01:12:14she
01:12:14put up
01:12:15a
01:12:15front
01:12:15about
01:12:15finding
01:12:16someone
01:12:16else.
01:12:19I
01:12:19do
01:12:20have
01:12:20a
01:12:20husband,
01:12:21and
01:12:21he's
01:12:21hotter,
01:12:22wealthier,
01:12:23and
01:12:23lasts
01:12:24longer
01:12:24in bed
01:12:24than
01:12:24you
01:12:25ever
01:12:25did.
01:12:25If
01:12:26he's
01:12:26so
01:12:26great,
01:12:27when's
01:12:28an
01:12:28old
01:12:28timer
01:12:28like
01:12:28you
01:12:29still
01:12:29going
01:12:29here
01:12:30serving
01:12:30tapes.
01:12:31Come
01:12:31on,
01:12:31man.
01:12:32Don't
01:12:32just
01:12:32stand
01:12:33there.
01:12:33Serve
01:12:33us.
01:12:35I
01:12:35want
01:12:36hot
01:12:37tea.
01:12:37jeez.
01:12:48You
01:12:48trying
01:12:49to
01:12:49sculpt
01:12:49me?
01:12:55Are you
01:13:00satisfied
01:13:00now?
01:13:01That's
01:13:01better.
01:13:03Drink
01:13:03up,
01:13:03dear.
01:13:05Ouch!
01:13:05This
01:13:06huge
01:13:07diamond
01:13:07ring
01:13:08makes
01:13:08it
01:13:08hard
01:13:08to
01:13:09lift
01:13:09my
01:13:09hand.
01:13:11Check
01:13:11out
01:13:11my
01:13:11engagement
01:13:12ring
01:13:12from
01:13:12Mark.
01:13:13It's
01:13:14whopping
01:13:14two
01:13:14carats.
01:13:16I
01:13:16heard
01:13:17your
01:13:17wedding
01:13:17ring
01:13:17was
01:13:18a
01:13:20freebie
01:13:21that
01:13:21came
01:13:21with
01:13:22some
01:13:22furniture
01:13:22shopping,
01:13:23wasn't
01:13:24it?
01:13:25Wow,
01:13:25good
01:13:26for
01:13:26you.
01:13:27And
01:13:27when you
01:13:27guys
01:13:28eventually
01:13:28split,
01:13:29you
01:13:29will
01:13:30get
01:13:30a
01:13:30nice
01:13:31chunk
01:13:31of
01:13:31change
01:13:32from
01:13:32selling
01:13:33this
01:13:33treasure.
01:13:35Don't
01:13:36stoop
01:13:36to our
01:13:36level.
01:13:38You,
01:13:38go and
01:13:39get the
01:13:39steaks
01:13:39ready
01:13:40in
01:13:40ten
01:13:40minutes,
01:13:41else
01:13:41I'll
01:13:41be
01:13:42reporting
01:13:42you.
01:13:42I
01:13:42said
01:13:43half
01:13:44an
01:13:44hour
01:13:44when
01:13:45you
01:13:45ordered.
01:13:45Then
01:13:46figured
01:13:46it
01:13:47out.
01:13:48Wait,
01:13:50tub
01:13:50off
01:13:51my
01:13:51water.
01:13:57Mary,
01:13:58you owe
01:13:58me a
01:13:58proper
01:13:59meal.
01:14:00I
01:14:00refrain
01:14:00from
01:14:00stabbing
01:14:01those
01:14:01two
01:14:01for
01:14:01your
01:14:02job's
01:14:02sake.
01:14:05Aubrey,
01:14:07why are
01:14:07you
01:14:07waitressing?
01:14:08We're
01:14:08not
01:14:08really
01:14:09married.
01:14:09What
01:14:09I
01:14:09do
01:14:10is
01:14:10none
01:14:10of
01:14:10your
01:14:10business.
01:14:14Let's
01:14:14go.
01:14:15The
01:14:15advertisers
01:14:15are
01:14:15waiting.
01:14:18Keep
01:14:19an eye
01:14:19on her.
01:14:20Make
01:14:21sure
01:14:21nobody
01:14:21messes
01:14:21with
01:14:22her.
01:14:22I'm
01:14:22not
01:14:22her
01:14:23agent.
01:14:23But
01:14:23she's
01:14:24my
01:14:24wife,
01:14:24at least
01:14:25on
01:14:25paper.
01:14:25Okay
01:14:26guys,
01:14:26if
01:14:26you
01:14:26don't
01:14:27need
01:14:27anything
01:14:27else,
01:14:28I'm
01:14:28going
01:14:28to
01:14:28head
01:14:28out
01:14:29and
01:14:29change
01:14:29shifts.
01:14:30Oh
01:14:30my
01:14:31God,
01:14:32my
01:14:32ring,
01:14:33it's
01:14:35you're
01:14:35the
01:14:36only
01:14:36one
01:14:36serving
01:14:36us.
01:14:37I
01:14:37suspect
01:14:37you
01:14:38stole
01:14:38my
01:14:38ring.
01:14:39Just
01:14:39because
01:14:39you're
01:14:40a
01:14:40bitch
01:14:40doesn't
01:14:41mean
01:14:41everyone
01:14:41is.
01:14:42I
01:14:42wouldn't
01:14:42even
01:14:43want
01:14:43to
01:14:43touch
01:14:44the
01:14:44stuff
01:14:44you've
01:14:44worn,
01:14:45let alone
01:14:45steal it.
01:14:47Denial
01:14:47won't
01:14:47help.
01:14:49Let's
01:14:49own you
01:14:50somewhere.
01:14:53See?
01:14:55This
01:14:55is proof.
01:15:00I'm
01:15:00gonna
01:15:00have
01:15:01you
01:15:01fired.
01:15:02No
01:15:02way,
01:15:03you're
01:15:03framing
01:15:03me on
01:15:04purpose.
01:15:05Got it.
01:15:11Get the
01:15:11restaurant
01:15:11owner
01:15:12over here
01:15:12for me.
01:15:13me.
01:15:24I've
01:15:26ended up
01:15:28doing
01:15:28the
01:15:29train
01:15:30on
01:15:31me.
01:15:32I'm
01:15:33going
01:15:33to
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