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Married To A Superstar As The Housewife
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00:00:00You and your husband are so sweet.
00:00:02You always remember to buy his favorite pizza.
00:00:05Sweet?
00:00:06We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago.
00:00:11Look at them. That's what we call sweet.
00:00:14I wish my hubby was like that.
00:00:17Fuck! That's actually my husband!
00:00:19You jerk cheating on me behind my back!
00:00:21Aubrey!
00:00:22Let me explain!
00:00:24Wait! Wait! Wait!
00:00:26Stop!
00:00:27All right! Enough! Cut it out!
00:00:33I wouldn't have to be out here messing around
00:00:37if you didn't push me to do it.
00:00:40Look at yourself. Sloppy.
00:00:42You're rude.
00:00:44Totally unfeminine.
00:00:47I want a divorce.
00:00:49Crazy lady.
00:00:57You're horrible. Get that scumbag.
00:01:00No need for karma. I can't handle this myself.
00:01:02Hand me the car key.
00:01:13Chris.
00:01:14Leo snucked the role you wanted.
00:01:16No way.
00:01:17Why him?
00:01:18I cannot understand that.
00:01:20He has fewer Instagram followers than me
00:01:22and his last movie made only a hundred million dollars.
00:01:24The director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife.
00:01:28Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple for true love.
00:01:32But what about you?
00:01:34You're a 40-year-old bachelor known around town as a total playboy.
00:01:38What if I told everyone that I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years,
00:01:45but she's married and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her.
00:01:49You think that would lend me the role?
00:01:51Sounds more like excuse me.
00:01:53That's not good enough, huh?
00:01:55All right.
00:01:56Do I have to say she just got divorced and I'm rushing to marry her,
00:02:00vowing to never look at another supermodel again to prove I can be a committed guy?
00:02:05Now that's a story people might buy into.
00:02:09But the problem is you're just making this up on the spot.
00:02:13All right.
00:02:16I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real.
00:02:22Damn it!
00:02:24Fuck.
00:02:31I'm so sorry.
00:02:32Are you nuts?
00:02:33Nuts?
00:02:34Is that all your men got?
00:02:38Yeah.
00:02:39I'm nuts.
00:02:40But you guys eat those cooked by nuts.
00:02:42Sleep with nuts.
00:02:43Have kids with nuts.
00:02:44You are the real nuts here.
00:02:46No offense.
00:02:47But I'm Chris Roberts.
00:02:49I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old.
00:02:54Only supermodels!
00:02:58Screw you, fuck Chris Roberts!
00:03:00I sold the house.
00:03:01You got till tonight to move out.
00:03:02Or your stuff will be thrown away.
00:03:14If you want to divorce me, fine!
00:03:15Go ahead!
00:03:16But how dare you sell our house without my consent!
00:03:20I'll sue you!
00:03:21Think you can afford a lawyer?
00:03:22Don't mess with me.
00:03:23Or a fight for a custody for our staff.
00:03:24A jobless housewife like you won't stand a chance.
00:03:25Despicable!
00:03:26So, you divorced?
00:03:27It's none of your business!
00:03:28Marry me!
00:03:29Are you insane?
00:03:30WON'T YOU!
00:03:31I WON'T YOU!
00:03:32I have to take this d 주는 my friends.
00:03:33Oh, do I do it.
00:03:34No matter how many people are there.
00:03:35Did you sign up to take this responsibility?
00:03:36You are the wrong person.
00:03:37Knowing your words?
00:03:38No matter how many people are there.
00:03:39You don't think you need to change your life.
00:03:40I'm not sure why.
00:03:41You are right.
00:03:42But you are the one who's down and the last couple.
00:03:43I'm sorry.
00:03:44I don't know.
00:03:45You are.
00:03:46Man, why do I hate it?
00:03:47I'm not sure why you're all the other people.
00:03:50You're not there.
00:03:52Are you insane?
00:04:00My car's worth $4 million.
00:04:03You want to talk about marriage or compensation?
00:04:09This way, ma'am.
00:04:14Watch us stop, ma'am.
00:04:22Welcome, ma'am.
00:04:33Wow.
00:04:34So it's your house at 5 Central Avenue.
00:04:37I've seen it in a magazine.
00:04:52So, I get a room like this for a fake marriage?
00:04:56No.
00:04:57This is for Elizabeth, my dog.
00:04:59Yours is upstairs.
00:05:00Bigger and better.
00:05:02Forget that.
00:05:03Come sign the contract.
00:05:07Sign this, and you will be my wife.
00:05:10Sorry, what's your name again?
00:05:12Aubrey.
00:05:13Okay.
00:05:14Aubrey, listen to me.
00:05:16I love you for more than 10 years.
00:05:19I heard that you're divorced.
00:05:22So, I popped the question right away.
00:05:25What?
00:05:26Really?
00:05:26Are you kidding me?
00:05:29Aubrey, this marriage is just for show.
00:05:31I hope you won't catch real feelings for me.
00:05:35Relax.
00:05:36Not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating.
00:05:38Great.
00:05:39That's amazing.
00:05:40Once I secure the role and bag that Oscar,
00:05:43we'll part our ways smoothly.
00:05:48So, we stuck together until we win an Oscar?
00:05:50Might as well say, so that do us a part.
00:05:55Don't worry about that.
00:05:56I'm going to pay you an acting salary.
00:05:59The same as I do with my models and actors.
00:06:01You're Chris Roberts.
00:06:03Those actresses must earn a fortune.
00:06:06Considering our attitude, I'm going to go with minimum wage.
00:06:09Usually, they pay around 500 grand.
00:06:11And now, 150K.
00:06:13That's enough for you.
00:06:14Per year?
00:06:16Per month, of course.
00:06:31So, you have a son?
00:06:33Don't get me wrong.
00:06:34Just want to know more about my wife.
00:06:36Per month, of course.
00:06:41Yeah.
00:06:43His name is Luke.
00:06:44He's nine.
00:06:46In summer camp,
00:06:48I'm aware of the divorce.
00:06:49Per month, of course.
00:06:50Per month, of course.
00:06:51Per month, of course.
00:06:51Per month, of course.
00:06:52Per month, of course.
00:06:55Per month, of course.
00:06:57Good lord, that looks calorie-packed.
00:07:02First, it's not for you. Second, I hate when people reduce food to calories.
00:07:08Jeez, touchy. It'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic.
00:07:14Keep that up. Another thing, clear your schedule for tomorrow. We're meeting the director.
00:07:19Already?
00:07:21This is your first time stepping out as my wife and I really want you to take it seriously.
00:07:26Need to dress up nicely, alright? Because it's gonna be the first time that you're gonna act as my wife.
00:07:32Come on, this top I'm wearing is like from the supermarket.
00:07:36I'll solve this problem right now.
00:07:39Hey, Brad. Didn't you say you could transform any woman?
00:07:45Oh. My. God. I didn't expect this to be such a huge project.
00:07:51But luckily, I'm a Hollywood stylish.
00:07:54Alright, girls. Let's get going.
00:07:57Hmm. Right here.
00:07:59I got it.
00:08:01Ahhhhhhh.
00:08:10Are you OK, baby? Watch out. Always calm down.
00:08:12Can't you sit back here?
00:08:13Sit back, baby.
00:08:14Get him back here.
00:08:15Oh my god. Are you OK, baby?
00:08:18Are these ladies' fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
00:08:27She's my wife now, so yes, it's worth it.
00:08:32Baby, well, I did my best today.
00:08:35Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day.
00:08:48How do I look?
00:08:54Wow, you're the most beautiful you have ever seen.
00:09:00Wow, you sure ain't sure of that ass.
00:09:03Why aren't you closing the Victoria's Secret show this year?
00:09:07Julia, her acting skills surpassed mine.
00:09:11That's what handling a big story does to me.
00:09:14Let's go, girls.
00:09:15Thank you so much, guys.
00:09:16No problem, baby.
00:09:19Jeez, how did I not realize my backside has such potential?
00:09:24Just like Kardashians.
00:09:26Guess you regret this fake marriage now, huh?
00:09:30God is fair.
00:09:32Though he didn't bless you with a fury physique,
00:09:34he gave you unbrittle confidence.
00:09:40Wow, you're totally gonna nail that role now.
00:09:43We look so perfect together.
00:09:45It's a match.
00:09:46Made in heaven.
00:09:58No, no, no.
00:09:59There's no spark between you two.
00:10:02You don't love your wife at all.
00:10:03I'm sorry that I can't give you this role.
00:10:06But we haven't even started talking.
00:10:08You know the law talk is about feeling.
00:10:10I don't feel your love for her.
00:10:14He's crazy about me.
00:10:15The moment I was divorced, he swooped in with a helicopter proposal.
00:10:19I love you, baby.
00:10:20I love you, baby.
00:10:23That's because I just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.
00:10:26Come back to me.
00:10:31I will learn to be a proper lover.
00:10:36Jeez.
00:10:36Are you sure he's top Hollywood's director and not some charlatan?
00:10:41Yes, but he did catch you rolling your eyes at me.
00:10:44Maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water, any steak?
00:10:47Perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper bursting from one extra bite.
00:10:52You guessed right.
00:10:53Much better now.
00:11:10Can you eat quieter?
00:11:12You're disturbing my reading.
00:11:14You're married?
00:11:23What's up?
00:11:25What?
00:11:25Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
00:11:27Of course.
00:11:28I can cover your shift today.
00:11:30Where are you going?
00:11:32The contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you.
00:11:36Aubrey, what are you doing here?
00:11:46You're not stalking me, are you?
00:11:48Listen, stop harassing me.
00:11:50Tiffany and I are engaged.
00:11:54Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm married too.
00:11:57It's not just you who found someone new.
00:11:59Jim!
00:12:00I told you she put up a front about finding someone else.
00:12:06I do have a husband, and he's hotter, wealthier, and lasts longer in bed than you ever did.
00:12:12If he's so great, when's an old-timer like you still going here serving tapes?
00:12:18Come on, man.
00:12:19Don't just stand there.
00:12:20Serve us.
00:12:22I want hot tea.
00:12:24Jeez, you trying to scald me?
00:12:46Are you satisfied now?
00:12:48That's better.
00:12:49Drink up, dear.
00:12:50Ouch.
00:12:53This huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand.
00:12:58Check out my engagement ring from Mark.
00:13:00It's whopping two carats.
00:13:03I heard your wedding ring was...
00:13:05A freebie that came with some furniture shopping, wasn't it?
00:13:11Well, good for you.
00:13:14And when you guys eventually split, you will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure.
00:13:22Don't stoop their level.
00:13:24You, go and get the steaks ready in ten minutes, else I'll be reporting you.
00:13:29I said half an hour when you ordered.
00:13:32Then figure it out.
00:13:34Wait.
00:13:37Tub off my water.
00:13:44Mary, you owe me a proper meal.
00:13:47I'll refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake.
00:13:53Aubrey?
00:13:53Why are you waitressing?
00:13:55We're not really married.
00:13:56What I do is none of your business.
00:14:01Let's go.
00:14:01The advertisers are waiting.
00:14:02Keep an eye on her.
00:14:07Make sure nobody messes with her.
00:14:09I'm not her agent.
00:14:10But she's my wife.
00:14:11At least on paper.
00:14:12Okay, guys.
00:14:13If you don't need anything else, I'm gonna head out and change shifts.
00:14:17Oh my god.
00:14:19My ring.
00:14:20It's gone.
00:14:22Since you're the only one serving us, I suspect you stole my ring.
00:14:26Just because you're a bitch doesn't mean everyone is.
00:14:29I wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn, let alone steal it.
00:14:33Denial won't help.
00:14:36Let's arm you somewhere.
00:14:40See?
00:14:41This is proof.
00:14:46I'm gonna have you fired.
00:14:49No way.
00:14:50You're framing me on purpose.
00:14:51Got it.
00:14:58Get the restaurant owner over here for me.
00:15:03You and your husband are so sweet.
00:15:05You always remember to buy his favorite pizza.
00:15:08Sweet?
00:15:08We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago.
00:15:14Look at them.
00:15:15That's what we call sweet.
00:15:17I wish my hubby was like that.
00:15:20That's actually my husband.
00:15:22You jerk cheating on me behind my back.
00:15:24Aubrey.
00:15:25Let me explain.
00:15:27Wait.
00:15:27Wait.
00:15:28Wait.
00:15:29Stop.
00:15:32All right.
00:15:34Enough.
00:15:35Cut it out.
00:15:36I wouldn't have to be out here messing around if you didn't push me to do it.
00:15:44Look at yourself.
00:15:45Sloppy.
00:15:46You're rude.
00:15:48Totally unfeminine.
00:15:50I want a divorce.
00:15:52Crazy lady.
00:16:01Karma will get that scumbag.
00:16:03No need for karma.
00:16:04I can handle this myself.
00:16:05Hand me the car key.
00:16:16Chris.
00:16:17Leo snucked the rule you wanted.
00:16:19No way.
00:16:21Why him?
00:16:22I cannot understand that.
00:16:23He has fewer Instagram followers than me.
00:16:26And his last movie made only $100 million.
00:16:28The director is looking for a guy who is totally devoted to his wife.
00:16:32Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple for true love.
00:16:36But what about you?
00:16:37You're a 40-year-old bachelor known around town as a total playboy.
00:16:42What if I told everyone that I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years, but she's married, and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her.
00:16:53You think that would lend me the role?
00:16:55Sounds more like excused me.
00:16:57That's not good enough, huh?
00:16:59Alright.
00:17:00Do I have to say she just got divorced and I'm rushing to marry her?
00:17:04Vowing to never look at another supermodel again to prove I can be a committed guy?
00:17:09Now that's a story people might buy into.
00:17:13But the problem is, you're just making this up on the spot.
00:17:16Alright.
00:17:20I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real.
00:17:26Dammit!
00:17:27Fuck.
00:17:28I'm so sorry.
00:17:35Are you nuts?
00:17:36Nuts?
00:17:40Is that all your men got?
00:17:41Yeah, I'm nuts.
00:17:43But you guys eat both cooked by nuts.
00:17:45Sleep with nuts.
00:17:46Have kids with nuts.
00:17:47You are the real nuts here.
00:17:49No offense.
00:17:50But I'm Chris Roberts.
00:17:51I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old.
00:17:55Only supermodels.
00:18:01Screw you, fuck Chris Roberts!
00:18:12Shit.
00:18:15Shit.
00:18:16Shit.
00:18:22Shit.
00:18:23Shit.
00:18:24Shit.
00:18:24Shit.
00:18:25I sold the house. You've got till tonight to move out, or your stuff will be thrown away.
00:18:33If you want to divorce me, fine! Go ahead!
00:18:37But how dare you sell our house without my consent! I'll sue you!
00:18:43Think you can afford a lawyer? Don't mess with me, or apply for the custody for our son.
00:18:49A jobless house I've left you won't stand a chance.
00:18:53Despicable!
00:18:53So, you divorced?
00:18:56It's none of your business!
00:18:58Marry me!
00:19:06Are you insane?
00:19:09My car's worth $4 million. You want to talk about marriage? Or compensation?
00:19:18This win, ma'am.
00:19:19What's your step, ma'am?
00:19:31Welcome, ma'am.
00:19:32Wow. So, it's your house at 5 Central Avenue. I've seen it in a magazine.
00:19:48So, I get a room like this for a fake marriage?
00:20:05No. This is for Elizabeth, my dog. Yours is upstairs. Bigger and better. Forget that. Come sign the contract.
00:20:17Sign this, and you will be my wife. Sorry, what's your name again?
00:20:21Aubrey.
00:20:22Okay. Aubrey. Listen to me. I love you for more than 10 years. I heard that you're divorced. So, I popped the question right away.
00:20:34What? Really?
00:20:35Are you kidding me? Aubrey, this marriage is just for show. I hope you won't catch real feelings for me.
00:20:44Relax. Not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating.
00:20:48Great. That's amazing. Once I secure the role and back that Oscar, we'll part our ways smoothly.
00:20:57So, we stuck together until we win an Oscar?
00:20:59Might as well say. So, that do us a part.
00:21:04Don't worry about that. I'm going to pay you an acting salary. The same as I do with my models and actors.
00:21:11You're Chris Roberts. Those actresses must earn a fortune.
00:21:15Considering our attitude, I'm going to go with minimum wage. Usually, they pay around 500 grand. And now, 150K. That's enough for you.
00:21:25Per year?
00:21:26Per month, of course.
00:21:29So, you have a son? Don't get me wrong. Just want to know more about my wife.
00:21:51Yeah. His name is Luke. He's nine. In summer camp, unaware of the divorce.
00:21:58Good lord. That looks calorie-packed.
00:22:11First, it's not for you. Second, I hate when people reduce food to calories.
00:22:18Jeez. Touchy.
00:22:19It'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic.
00:22:22Keep that up. Another thing. Clear your schedule for tomorrow. We're meeting the director.
00:22:29Already?
00:22:31This is your first time stepping out as my wife and I really want you to take it seriously.
00:22:35Need to dress up nicely, alright? Because it's going to be the first time that you're going to act as my wife.
00:22:41Come on. This top I'm wearing is like from the supermarket.
00:22:45We'll solve this problem right now.
00:22:48Hey, Brad.
00:22:49Oh my god. I didn't expect this to be such a huge project.
00:23:00But luckily, I'm a Hollywood-stylish.
00:23:03Alright, girls. Let's get going.
00:23:06Ooh.
00:23:07Right here.
00:23:08I got it.
00:23:09Are you okay, baby?
00:23:20Watch out.
00:23:20Please calm down.
00:23:21Can you set up back here?
00:23:23Sit down.
00:23:23Get them out of here.
00:23:24Oh my god. Are you okay, baby?
00:23:32Are these ladies' fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
00:23:36She's my wife now. So, yes. It's worth it.
00:23:42Baby Ro, I did my best today.
00:23:45Remember, Rome wasn't built in the day.
00:24:01How do I look?
00:24:02Wow. You're the most beautiful you have ever seen.
00:24:10Wow. You sure ain't sure of that ass.
00:24:13Why aren't you closing a Victoria's Secret show this year?
00:24:17Julia, your acting skills surpassed mine.
00:24:20That's what handling a big story does to me.
00:24:23Let's go, girls.
00:24:24Thank you so much, guys.
00:24:26No problem, baby.
00:24:27Geez. How did I not realize my backside has such potential?
00:24:33Just like Kardashians.
00:24:36Guess you regret this fake marriage now, huh?
00:24:39God is fair.
00:24:41Though he didn't bless you with a fury physique,
00:24:43he gave you unbrittle confidence.
00:24:45Wow. You're totally gonna nail that role now.
00:24:52We look so perfect together.
00:24:54It's a match made in heaven.
00:24:56No, no, no.
00:25:08There's no spark between you two.
00:25:11You don't love your wife at all.
00:25:13I'm sorry that I can't give you this role.
00:25:15But we haven't even started talking.
00:25:17You know, the law talk is about feeling.
00:25:19I don't feel your love for her.
00:25:21He's crazy about me.
00:25:25The moment I was divorced,
00:25:26he swooped in with a helicopter proposal.
00:25:30I love you, baby.
00:25:32That's because I just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.
00:25:40Come back to me.
00:25:41You'll learn to be a proper...
00:25:43Geez.
00:25:45Are you sure he's top Hollywood's director and not some charlatan?
00:25:50Yes, but he did catch you rolling your eyes at me.
00:25:53Maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water and a steak?
00:25:56Perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper bursting from one extra bite.
00:26:01You guessed right.
00:26:06Much better now.
00:26:08Can you eat quieter?
00:26:22You're disturbing my reading.
00:26:31You're married?
00:26:33What's up?
00:26:34What?
00:26:35Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
00:26:36Yeah, of course.
00:26:37I can cover your shift today.
00:26:40Where are you going?
00:26:42The contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you.
00:26:52Aubrey, what are you doing here?
00:26:55You're not stalking me, are you?
00:26:57Listen, stop harassing me.
00:26:59Tiffany and I are engaged.
00:27:01Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm married too.
00:27:06It's not just you who found someone new.
00:27:08Jim!
00:27:10I told you she put up a front about finding someone else.
00:27:15I do have a husband.
00:27:17And he's hotter, wealthier, and lasts longer in bed than you ever did.
00:27:22If he's so great, when's an old timer like you still going here serving tapes?
00:27:27Come on, man.
00:27:28Don't just stand there.
00:27:29Serve us.
00:27:31I want hot tea.
00:27:43Jeez.
00:27:44You trying to scald me?
00:27:46Are you satisfied now?
00:27:57That's better.
00:27:59Drink up, dear.
00:28:01Ouch!
00:28:02This huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand.
00:28:07Check out my engagement ring from Mark.
00:28:09It's whopping two carats.
00:28:12I heard your wedding ring was...
00:28:15A freebie that came with some furniture shopping, wasn't it?
00:28:21Wow, good for you.
00:28:23And when you guys eventually split, you will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure.
00:28:31Don't stupid or level.
00:28:34You, go and get the steaks ready in ten minutes, else I'll be reporting you.
00:28:38I said half an hour when you ordered.
00:28:42Then figured it out.
00:28:43Wait.
00:28:46Tub off my water.
00:28:53Mary, you owe me a proper meal.
00:28:56I refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake.
00:29:02Aubrey?
00:29:03Why are you waitressing?
00:29:04We're not really married.
00:29:05What I do is none of your business.
00:29:07Let's go.
00:29:11The advertisers are waiting.
00:29:15Keep an eye on her.
00:29:16Make sure nobody messes with her.
00:29:18I'm not her agent.
00:29:19But she's my wife, at least on paper.
00:29:21Okay guys, if you don't need anything else, I'm gonna head out and change shifts.
00:29:25Oh my god, my ring.
00:29:29It's gone.
00:29:31Since you're the only one serving us, I suspect you stole my ring.
00:29:35Just because you're a bitch, doesn't mean everyone is.
00:29:38I wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn, let alone steal it.
00:29:43Denying won't help.
00:29:45It's only you somewhere.
00:29:47I'm gonna have you fired.
00:29:58No way, you're framing me on purpose.
00:30:06Got it.
00:30:07Get the restaurant owner over here for me.
00:30:12You and your husband are so sweet.
00:30:14You always remember to buy his favorite pizza.
00:30:17Sweet?
00:30:18We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago.
00:30:23Look at them.
00:30:25That's what we call sweet.
00:30:26I wish my hubby was like that.
00:30:29Fuck, that's actually my husband.
00:30:31You jerk cheating on me behind my back.
00:30:33Aubrey, let me explain.
00:30:36Wait, wait, wait.
00:30:38Stop.
00:30:39Stop.
00:30:41All right, enough.
00:30:44Cut it out.
00:30:46I wouldn't have to be out here.
00:30:49Less than a round if you didn't push me to do it.
00:30:53Look at yourself.
00:30:54Sloppy.
00:30:56You're rude.
00:30:57Totally unfaminate.
00:31:00I want a divorce.
00:31:02Crazy lady.
00:31:03Get that scumbag.
00:31:12No need for karma.
00:31:13I can't handle this myself.
00:31:15Hand me the car key.
00:31:15Chris, Leo's not the role you wanted.
00:31:29No way.
00:31:30Why him?
00:31:31I cannot understand that.
00:31:33He has fewer Instagram followers than me, and his last movie made only a hundred million dollars.
00:31:37The director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife.
00:31:41Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple for true love.
00:31:45But what about you?
00:31:47You're a 40-year-old bachelor, known around town as a total playboy.
00:31:51What if I told everyone that I've actually been in love with one woman for all those years,
00:31:58but she's married, and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her.
00:32:02You think that would lend me the role?
00:32:04Sounds more like excused me.
00:32:06That's not good enough, huh?
00:32:09All right.
00:32:10Do I have to say she just got divorced and I'm rushing to marry her,
00:32:13vowing to never look at another supermodel again to prove I can be a committed guy?
00:32:18Now that's a story people might buy into.
00:32:21But the problem is, you're just making this up on the spot.
00:32:25All right.
00:32:28I wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real.
00:32:35Damn it!
00:32:37Fuck.
00:32:43I'm so sorry.
00:32:45Are you nuts?
00:32:46Nuts?
00:32:48Is that all your men got?
00:32:51Yeah, I'm nuts.
00:32:52But you guys, eat both cooked by nuts.
00:32:54Sleep with nuts.
00:32:55Have kids with nuts.
00:32:56You are the real nuts here.
00:32:58No offense, but I'm Chris Roberts.
00:33:01I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old.
00:33:06Only supermodels.
00:33:10Screw you, fuck Chris Roberts.
00:33:12I saw the house.
00:33:30You've got till tonight to move out.
00:33:33Or your stuff will be thrown away.
00:33:35If you want to divorce me, fine.
00:33:39Go ahead.
00:33:41But how dare you sell our house without my consent?
00:33:46I'll sue you.
00:33:47Think you can afford a lawyer?
00:33:49Don't mess with me.
00:33:50Or apply for the custody for our son.
00:33:52Jobless housewife like you won't stand a chance.
00:33:56Despicable.
00:33:57So, you divorced?
00:34:00It's none of your business.
00:34:02Marry me.
00:34:09Are you insane?
00:34:13My car's worth $4 million.
00:34:15You want to talk about marriage?
00:34:18Or compensation?
00:34:21This win, ma'am.
00:34:22What's your step, ma'am?
00:34:34Welcome, ma'am.
00:34:46Wow.
00:34:47So, it's your house at 5th Central Avenue.
00:34:49I've seen it in a magazine.
00:34:52So, I get a room like this for a fake marriage?
00:35:09No.
00:35:10This is for Elizabeth, my dog.
00:35:12Yours is upstairs.
00:35:13Bigger and better.
00:35:15Forget that.
00:35:16Come sign the contract.
00:35:20Sign this, and you will be my wife.
00:35:23Sorry, what's your name again?
00:35:25Aubrey.
00:35:26Okay.
00:35:27Aubrey, listen to me.
00:35:29I love you for more than 10 years.
00:35:31I heard that you're divorced.
00:35:34So, I popped the question right away.
00:35:38What?
00:35:38Really?
00:35:39Are you kidding me?
00:35:41Aubrey, this marriage is just for show.
00:35:43I hope you won't catch real feelings for me.
00:35:48Relax.
00:35:48Not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating.
00:35:51Great.
00:35:52That's amazing.
00:35:53Once I secure the role and back that Oscar, we'll part our ways smoothly.
00:36:00So, we stuck together until we win an Oscar?
00:36:04Might as well say, so that do us a part.
00:36:07Don't worry about that.
00:36:08I'm going to pay you an acting salary.
00:36:11The same as I do with my models and actors.
00:36:14You're Chris Roberts.
00:36:16Those actresses must earn a fortune.
00:36:18Considering our attitude, I'm going to go with minimum wage.
00:36:21Usually, they pay around 500 grand.
00:36:24And now, 150K.
00:36:26That's enough for you.
00:36:28Per year?
00:36:29Per month, of course.
00:36:43So, you have a son?
00:36:46Don't get me wrong.
00:36:47Just want to know more about my wife.
00:36:49Yeah.
00:36:55His name is Luke.
00:36:57He's nine.
00:36:59In summer camp,
00:37:00I'm aware of the divorce.
00:37:01Good lord.
00:37:12That looks calorie-packed.
00:37:15First, it's not for you.
00:37:17Second, I hate when people reduce food to calories.
00:37:21Jeez.
00:37:22Touchy.
00:37:23It'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic.
00:37:27Keep that up.
00:37:28Another thing.
00:37:29Clear your schedule for tomorrow.
00:37:30We're meeting the director.
00:37:32Already?
00:37:34This is your first time stepping out as my wife,
00:37:36and I really want you to take it seriously.
00:37:39Need to dress up nicely, alright?
00:37:41Because it's going to be the first time
00:37:42that you're going to act as my wife.
00:37:44Come on.
00:37:45This top I'm wearing is like from the supermarket.
00:37:48I'll solve this problem right now.
00:37:51Hey, Brad.
00:37:54Didn't you say you could transform any woman?
00:37:58Oh.
00:37:58My.
00:37:59God.
00:38:00I didn't expect this to be such a huge project.
00:38:04But luckily,
00:38:04I'm a Hollywood-style-ish.
00:38:06Alright, girls.
00:38:08Let's get going.
00:38:10Hmm.
00:38:11Right here.
00:38:12I got it.
00:38:12Are you okay, baby?
00:38:23Watch out.
00:38:24Boys, calm down.
00:38:24Can you please set up back here?
00:38:26Sit down.
00:38:26Get them out of here.
00:38:27Oh my God.
00:38:28Are you okay, baby?
00:38:29Are these ladies' fashion pieces worth the expense for her?
00:38:40She's my wife now.
00:38:41So yes, it's worth it.
00:38:45Baby Ro, I did my best today.
00:38:48Remember, Rome wasn't built in the day.
00:38:51How do I look?
00:39:07Wow.
00:39:08You're the most beautiful you have ever seen.
00:39:10Wow.
00:39:14You sure ain't sure of that ass.
00:39:16Why aren't you closing the Victoria's Secret show this year?
00:39:20Julia,
00:39:21her acting skills surpassed mine.
00:39:24That's what handling a big story does to me.
00:39:27Let's go, girls.
00:39:27Thank you so much, guys.
00:39:29No problem, baby.
00:39:32Jeez.
00:39:33How did I not realize my backside has such potential?
00:39:37Just like Kardashians.
00:39:39Guess you regret this fake marriage now, huh?
00:39:43God is fair.
00:39:44Though he didn't bless you with a fury physique,
00:39:47he gave you unbridled confidence.
00:39:53Wow.
00:39:54You're totally gonna nail that role now.
00:39:55We look so perfect together.
00:39:57It's a match made in heaven.
00:40:10No, no, no.
00:40:12There's no spark between you two.
00:40:14You don't love your wife at all.
00:40:16I'm sorry that I can't give you this role.
00:40:18But we haven't even started talking.
00:40:20You know the lot talk is about feeling.
00:40:22I don't feel your love for her.
00:40:25He's crazy about me.
00:40:28The moment I was divorced,
00:40:29he swooped in with a helicopter proposal.
00:40:34I love you, baby.
00:40:35That's because I just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.
00:40:38Come back to me.
00:40:44You'll learn to be a proper...
00:40:46Jeez.
00:40:49Are you sure he's top Hollywood's director and not some charlatan?
00:40:53Yes, but he did catch you rolling your eyes at me.
00:40:56Maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water and a steak?
00:40:59Perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper bursting from one extra bite.
00:41:04You guessed right.
00:41:10Much better now.
00:41:11Can you eat quieter?
00:41:25You're disturbing my reading.
00:41:35You're married?
00:41:36What's up?
00:41:37What?
00:41:38Your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
00:41:39Yeah, of course.
00:41:40I can cover your shift today.
00:41:43Where are you going?
00:41:45The contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you.
00:41:56Aubrey, what are you doing here?
00:41:59You're not stalking me, are you?
00:42:01Listen, stop harassing me.
00:42:03Tiffany and I are engaged.
00:42:04Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm married too.
00:42:09It's not just you who found someone new.
00:42:12Jim!
00:42:13I told you she put up a front about finding someone else.
00:42:18I do have a husband.
00:42:20And he's hotter, wealthier, and lasts longer in bed than you ever did.
00:42:25If he's so great,
00:42:27when's an old-timer like you still going here serving tapes?
00:42:30Come on, man.
00:42:31Don't just stand there.
00:42:33Serve us.
00:42:34I want hot tea.
00:42:47Jeez.
00:42:48You trying to scald me?
00:42:49Are you satisfied now?
00:43:00That's better.
00:43:02Drink up, dear.
00:43:04Ouch!
00:43:05This huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand.
00:43:10Check out my engagement ring from Mark.
00:43:13It's whopping two carats.
00:43:14I heard your wedding ring was a freebie that came with some furniture shopping, wasn't it?
00:43:24Wow, good for you.
00:43:27And when you guys eventually split,
00:43:28you will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure.
00:43:35Don't stoop to our level.
00:43:37You, go and get the stakes ready in ten minutes,
00:43:40else I'll be reporting you.
00:43:42I said half an hour when you ordered.
00:43:45Then figured it out.
00:43:48Wait.
00:43:50Cup of my water.
00:43:56Mary, you owe me a proper meal.
00:43:59I refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake.
00:44:05Aubrey?
00:44:06Why are you waitressing?
00:44:08We're not really married.
00:44:09What I do is none of your business.
00:44:12Let's go.
00:44:14The advertisers are waiting.
00:44:18Keep an eye on her.
00:44:20Make sure nobody messes with her.
00:44:21I'm not her agent.
00:44:23But she's my wife, at least on paper.
00:44:25Okay, guys.
00:44:26If you don't need anything else,
00:44:27I'm gonna head out and change shifts.
00:44:30Oh my god.
00:44:32My ring.
00:44:32It's gone.
00:44:33Since you're the only one serving us,
00:44:36I suspect you stole my ring.
00:44:38Just because you're a bitch,
00:44:40doesn't mean everyone is.
00:44:41I wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn,
00:44:44let alone steal it.
00:44:46Denying won't help.
00:44:48Let's arm you somewhere.
00:44:53See?
00:44:53This is proof.
00:44:59I'm gonna have you fired.
00:45:02No way.
00:45:02You're framing me on purpose.
00:45:09Got it.
00:45:10Get the restaurant owner over here for me.
00:45:12You and your husband are so sweet.
00:45:18You always remember to buy his favorite pizza.
00:45:21Sweet?
00:45:21We haven't gotten busy since Thanksgiving three years ago.
00:45:27Look at them.
00:45:28That's what we call sweet.
00:45:29I wish my hubby was like that.
00:45:33That's actually my husband.
00:45:35You jerk cheating on me behind my back.
00:45:37Aubrey.
00:45:38Let me explain.
00:45:40Wait.
00:45:40Wait.
00:45:42Stop.
00:45:44All right.
00:45:47Enough.
00:45:48Cut it out.
00:45:49I wouldn't have to be out here.
00:45:52Last thing around,
00:45:53if you didn't push me to do it.
00:45:56Look at yourself.
00:45:57Sloppy.
00:45:59You're rude.
00:46:00Totally unfeminine.
00:46:03I want a divorce.
00:46:05Crazy lady.
00:46:10Get that scumbag.
00:46:16No need for karma.
00:46:16I can't handle this myself.
00:46:18Hand me the car key.
00:46:19Leo snuck the row you wanted.
00:46:29No way.
00:46:30He has fewer Instagram followers than me.
00:46:32And his last fur guy is totally devoted to his wife.
00:46:36Leo and his wife are Hollywood's poster couple for true love.
00:46:39But what about you?
00:46:41You're affording me.
00:46:43That's not good enough, huh?
00:46:45And I'm rushing to marry her.
00:46:47Vowing to never look at another supermodel again to prove I can be a committed guy.
00:46:52Now that's a story people might buy in making this up on the spot.
00:46:56Right.
00:46:57I'm like that would just fall into my life for real.
00:47:01Damn it!
00:47:03I'm so sorry.
00:47:12Are you nuts?
00:47:13Nuts?
00:47:16Is that all your men got?
00:47:18Yeah, I'm nuts.
00:47:19But you guys eat those cooked by nuts.
00:47:21Sleep with nuts.
00:47:22Have kids with nuts.
00:47:24You are the real nuts here.
00:47:25No offense.
00:47:27But I'm Chris Roberts.
00:47:28I only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old.
00:47:33Only supermodels.
00:47:37Screw you, fuck Chris Roberts!
00:47:49Shit!
00:47:56I sold the house.
00:47:58You got till tonight to move out.
00:48:00Or your stuff will be thrown away.
00:48:03If you want to divorce me, fine!
00:48:07Go ahead!
00:48:08But how dare you sell our house without my consent!
00:48:13I'll sue you!
00:48:14Think you can afford a lawyer?
00:48:16Don't mess with me.
00:48:18Or apply for a custody for our son.
00:48:20Jobless housewife like you won't stand a chance.
00:48:23Despicable!
00:48:24So, are you divorced?
00:48:27It's none of your business!
00:48:29Marry me!
00:48:36Are you insane?
00:48:40My car's worth four million dollars.
00:48:43You want to talk about marriage?
00:48:46Or compensation?
00:48:49This win, ma'am.
00:48:50What's your step, ma'am?
00:49:02Welcome, ma'am.
00:49:03Wow.
00:49:13Wow.
00:49:14So it's your house at 5 Central Avenue.
00:49:17I've seen it in a magazine.
00:49:18so i get a room like this for fake marriage no this is for elizabeth my dog yours is upstairs
00:49:40bigger and better forget that come sign the contract
00:49:44sign this and you will be my wife sorry what's your name again aubrey okay aubrey listen to me
00:49:56i love you for more than 10 years i heard that you're divorced so i popped the question right
00:50:03away what really are you kidding me aubrey this marriage is just for show i hope you won't catch
00:50:12real feelings for me relax not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating great that's amazing
00:50:20once i secure the role and back that oscar we'll part our ways smoothly so we stuck together until
00:50:29we win an oscar might as well say so that do us apart don't worry about that i'm gonna pay you
00:50:37an acting salary the same as i do with my models and actors you're chris roberts those actresses
00:50:44must earn a fortune considering our attitude i'm gonna go with minimum wage usually they pay around
00:50:50500 grand and now 150k that's enough for you per year per month of course
00:50:58so you have a son don't get me wrong just want to know more about my wife
00:51:16yeah his name is luke he's nine in summer camp unaware of the divorce
00:51:29good lord that looks calorie packed
00:51:41first it's not for you second i hate when people reduce food to calories
00:51:47geez touchy it'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic
00:51:53keep that up another thing clear your schedule for tomorrow for meeting the director
00:51:59already this is your first time stepping out as my wife and i really want you to take it seriously
00:52:05need to dress up nicely all right because it's gonna be the first time that you're gonna act
00:52:10as my wife come on this top i'm wearing is like from the supermarket
00:52:15i'll solve this problem right now hey brad
00:52:19didn't you say you could transform any woman
00:52:23oh my god i didn't expect this to be such a huge project but luckily i'm a hollywood stylish
00:52:33all right girls let's get going
00:52:36right here i got it
00:52:43oh my god are you okay baby
00:52:55are these ladies fashion pieces worth the expense for her she's my wife now so yes it's worth it
00:53:12baby well i did my best today remember rome wasn't built in the day
00:53:23how do i look wow you're the most beautiful you have ever seen
00:53:38wow you shouldn't sure that asked why aren't you closing the victoria's secret show this year
00:53:46julia your acting skills surpassed mine
00:53:50that's what handling a big story does to me
00:53:53let's go girls thank you so much guys no problem baby
00:53:58jeez how did i not realize my backside has such potential
00:54:03just like kardashians guess you regret this fake marriage now huh
00:54:09god is fair though he didn't bless you with a fury physique
00:54:14he gave you one brittle confidence
00:54:21wow you're totally gonna nail that role now we look so perfect together
00:54:25it's a match made in heaven
00:54:29no no no there's no spark between you two you don't love your wife at all
00:54:43i'm sorry that i can't give you this role
00:54:45but we haven't even started talking
00:54:47you know the law talk is about feeling
00:54:49i don't feel your love for her
00:54:52he's crazy about me
00:54:55the moment i was divorced he swooped in with a helicopter proposal
00:54:59i love you baby
00:55:02that's because i just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you
00:55:06come back to me
00:55:11or you'll learn to be a proper
00:55:13jeez
00:55:15are you sure he's top hollywood's director and not some charlatan
00:55:20yes but he did catch you rolling your eyes at me
00:55:23maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water and a steak
00:55:26perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper bursting from one extra bite
00:55:31you guessed right
00:55:33much better now
00:55:38can you eat quieter
00:55:51you're disturbing my reading
00:55:53you're married?
00:56:02you're married?
00:56:03what's up?
00:56:04what?
00:56:05your daughter's in the hospital with a fever?
00:56:06yeah of course
00:56:07i can cover your shift today
00:56:09where are you going?
00:56:11the contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you
00:56:22Aubrey
00:56:23what are you doing here?
00:56:25you're not stalking me are you?
00:56:27listen
00:56:28stop harassing me
00:56:29Tiffany and i are engaged
00:56:31sorry to disappoint you
00:56:34but i'm married too
00:56:36it's not just you who found someone new
00:56:38jim
00:56:39i told you she put up a front about finding someone else
00:56:42i do have a husband
00:56:46and he's hotter
00:56:48wealthier
00:56:49and lasts longer in bed than you ever did
00:56:51if he's so great
00:56:53why's an old timer like you still going here serving tapes?
00:56:57come on man
00:56:58don't just stand there
00:56:59serve us
00:57:01i want
00:57:02hot tea
00:57:13jeez
00:57:14what?
00:57:15you're trying to scald me?
00:57:16you're trying to scald me?
00:57:26are you satisfied now?
00:57:27that's better
00:57:29drink up dear
00:57:31ouch
00:57:32this huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand
00:57:37check out my engagement ring from mark
00:57:39it's whopping two carats
00:57:42i heard your wedding ring was
00:57:45a freebie that came with some furniture shopping
00:57:49wasn't it?
00:57:51wow
00:57:52good for you
00:57:53and when you guys eventually split
00:57:55you will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure
00:58:01don't stoop their level
00:58:03you
00:58:04go and get the sticks ready in 10 minutes
00:58:07else i'll be reporting you
00:58:08i said
00:58:09half an hour when you ordered
00:58:11then figured it out
00:58:14wait
00:58:16tub off my water
00:58:20mary
00:58:23you owe me a proper meal
00:58:25i refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake
00:58:32aubry?
00:58:33why are you waitressing?
00:58:34we're not really married
00:58:35what i do is none of your business
00:58:40let's go
00:58:41the advertisers are waiting
00:58:45keep an eye on her
00:58:46make sure nobody messes with her
00:58:48i'm not her agent
00:58:49but she's my wife
00:58:50at least on paper
00:58:51okay guys
00:58:52if you don't need anything else
00:58:53i'm gonna head out and change shifts
00:58:56oh my god
00:58:58my ring
00:58:59it's gone
00:59:01since you're the only one serving us
00:59:02i suspect you stole my ring
00:59:04just because you're a bitch
00:59:06doesn't mean everyone is
00:59:07i wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn
00:59:10let alone steal it
00:59:12deny won't help
00:59:15let's own you somewhere
00:59:16let alone you somewhere
00:59:19see
00:59:21this is proof
00:59:26i'm gonna have you
00:59:27fired
00:59:28no way
00:59:29you're framing me on purpose
00:59:36got it
00:59:37get the restaurant owner over here for me
00:59:38you and your husband are so sweet
00:59:39you always remember to buy his favorite pizza
00:59:40sweet?
00:59:41we haven't gotten busy since thanksgiving three years ago
00:59:44look at them
00:59:45that's what we call sweet
00:59:46i wish my hubby was like that
00:59:47fuck that's actually my husband
00:59:48you jerk cheating on me behind my back
00:59:50what?
00:59:51obrik
00:59:52let me explain
00:59:53wait wait wait wait
00:59:54wait wait wait
00:59:55stop
00:59:56fuck
00:59:57fuck
00:59:58fuck
00:59:59fuck
01:00:00that's actually my husband
01:00:01you jerk cheating on me behind my back
01:00:03obrik
01:00:04let me explain
01:00:05wait wait wait wait
01:00:07wait wait wait
01:00:08stop
01:00:09fuck
01:00:11fuck
01:00:13alright enough
01:00:14cut it out
01:00:16i
01:00:17wouldn't have to be out here
01:00:18messing around
01:00:19if you
01:00:20didn't
01:00:21push me
01:00:22to do it
01:00:23look at yourself
01:00:24sloppy
01:00:25rude
01:00:26totally
01:00:28unfeminine
01:00:29i want a divorce
01:00:31crazy lady
01:00:41get that scumbag
01:00:42no need for karma
01:00:43i can handle this myself
01:00:44hand me the car key
01:00:49chris
01:00:55chris
01:00:56leo's not the role you wanted
01:00:58no way
01:00:59why him
01:01:00i cannot understand that
01:01:02he has fewer instagram followers than me
01:01:04and his last movie made only a hundred million dollars
01:01:07the director's looking for a guy who's totally devoted to his wife
01:01:10leo and his wife are hollywood's poster couple for true love
01:01:14but what about you
01:01:16you're a forty euro bachelor
01:01:18known around town as a total playboy
01:01:21what if
01:01:22i told everyone
01:01:23that i've actually been in love with one woman for all those years
01:01:27but she's married
01:01:29and all my wild dating was just to try and forget her
01:01:32you think that would lend me the role
01:01:33sounds more like excuse me
01:01:35that's not good enough huh
01:01:37alright
01:01:38do i have to say she just got divorced and i'm rushing to marry her
01:01:42vowing to never look at another supermodel again to prove i can be a committed guy
01:01:48now that's a story people might buy into
01:01:51but the problem is you're just making this up on the spot
01:01:55alright
01:01:56i wish a woman like that would just fall into my life for real
01:02:02no
01:02:05damn it
01:02:06fuck
01:02:13i'm so sorry
01:02:14are you nuts
01:02:15nuts
01:02:16nuts
01:02:19is that all your men got
01:02:21yeah i'm nuts
01:02:22but you guys eat don't cook by nuts
01:02:24sleep with nuts
01:02:25have kids with nuts
01:02:26you are the real nuts here
01:02:28no offense
01:02:29but i'm chris roberts
01:02:31i only sleep with supermodels under 25 years old
01:02:36only supermodels
01:02:38screw you fuck chris roberts
01:02:52shit
01:03:00i sold the house
01:03:01you got till tonight to move out
01:03:03or your stuff will be thrown away
01:03:06If you want to divorce me, fight! Go ahead!
01:03:11But how dare you sell our house without my consent?
01:03:16I'll sue you!
01:03:18Think you can afford a lawyer?
01:03:20Don't mess with me or apply for a custody for our staff.
01:03:23A jobless housewife like you won't stand a chance.
01:03:27Despicable!
01:03:28So, you divorced?
01:03:30It's none of your business!
01:03:32Marry me.
01:03:36Are you insane?
01:03:43My car's worth $4 million.
01:03:46You want to talk about marriage or compensation?
01:03:52This way, ma'am.
01:03:57Watch us stop, ma'am.
01:04:05Welcome, ma'am.
01:04:06Welcome, ma'am.
01:04:07Welcome, ma'am.
01:04:16Wow.
01:04:17So it's your house at 5 Central Avenue.
01:04:20I've seen it in a magazine.
01:04:21so i get a room like this for fake marriage no this is for elizabeth my dog yours is upstairs
01:04:43bigger and better forget that come sign the contract
01:04:48sign this and you will be my wife sorry what's your name again aubrey okay aubrey listen to me
01:04:59i love you for more than 10 years i heard that you're divorced so i popped the question right
01:05:07away what really are you kidding me aubrey this marriage is just for show i hope you won't catch
01:05:15real feelings for me relax not falling for you as easy as drinking and eating great that's amazing
01:05:23once i secure the role and back that oscar we'll part our ways smoothly so we stuck together until
01:05:33we win an oscar might as well say so that do us a part don't worry about that i'm gonna pay you an
01:05:41acting salary the same as i do with my models and actors no chris roberts those actresses must earn
01:05:48a fortune considering our attitude i'm gonna go with minimum wage usually they pay around 500 grand
01:05:54and now 150k that's enough for you per year per month of course
01:06:01so you have a son don't get me wrong just want to know more about my wife
01:06:24yeah his name is luke he's nine in summer camp unaware of the divorce
01:06:32good lord that looks calorie packed
01:06:44first it's not for you second i hate when people reduce food to calories
01:06:50jeez touchy it'll make my loving you seem even more dramatic
01:06:56keep that up another thing clear your schedule for tomorrow for meeting the director
01:07:02already this is your first time stepping out as my wife and i really want you to take it seriously
01:07:09need to dress up nicely all right because it's gonna be the first time that you're gonna act
01:07:14as my wife come on this top i'm wearing is like from the supermarket
01:07:18i'll solve this problem right now hey brad didn't you say you could transform any woman
01:07:27oh my god i didn't expect this to be such a huge project but luckily i'm a hollywood stylish
01:07:37all right girls let's get going right here
01:07:43i got it
01:07:44oh my god are you okay baby
01:07:47oh my god are you okay baby
01:08:00are these ladies fashion pieces worth the expense for her she's my wife now so yes it's worth it
01:08:16baby well i did my best today remember rome wasn't built in the day
01:08:22how do i look wow you're the most beautiful you have ever seen
01:08:41wow you sure ain't sure that asked why aren't you closing the victoria's secret show this year
01:08:50julia
01:08:51her acting skills surpassed mine
01:08:54that's what handling a big star does to me
01:08:57let's go girls
01:08:58thank you so much guys
01:09:00no problem baby
01:09:01jeez
01:09:03how did i not realize my backside has such potential
01:09:07just like kardashians
01:09:09guess you regret this fake marriage now huh
01:09:12god is fair
01:09:14though he didn't bless you with a fury physique
01:09:17he gave you unbridled confidence
01:09:19wow
01:09:24you're totally gonna nail that role now
01:09:26we look so perfect together
01:09:28it's a match
01:09:29made in heaven
01:09:31no no no
01:09:42there's no spark between you two
01:09:44you don't love your wife at all
01:09:46i'm sorry that i can't give you this role
01:09:48but we haven't even started talking
01:09:50you know the law talk is about feeling
01:09:52i don't feel your love for her
01:09:55he's crazy about me
01:09:58the moment i was divorced he swooped in with a helicopter proposal
01:10:02i love you baby
01:10:05that's because i just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you
01:10:09come back to me
01:10:14or you'll learn to be a proper
01:10:16jeez
01:10:19are you sure he's top hollywood's director and not some charlatan
01:10:23yes
01:10:24but he did catch you rolling your eyes at me
01:10:26maybe it's only because you ordered a cup of water and a steak
01:10:29perhaps that's to avoid your dress zipper bursting from one extra bite
01:10:34you guessed right
01:10:36much better now
01:10:41can you eat quieter
01:10:55you're disturbing my reading
01:10:56you're married what's up
01:11:07what your daughter's in the hospital with a fever
01:11:10yeah of course i can cover your shift today
01:11:13where are you going
01:11:15the contract doesn't require me to report my personal itinerary to you
01:11:19aubrey
01:11:26what are you doing here
01:11:28you're not stalking me are you
01:11:30listen
01:11:31stop harassing me
01:11:33tiffany and i are engaged
01:11:36sorry to disappoint you
01:11:38but i'm married too
01:11:39it's not just you who found someone new
01:11:41jim
01:11:42i told you she put up a friend about finding someone else
01:11:46i do have a husband
01:11:50and he's hotter
01:11:51wealthier
01:11:52and lasts longer in bed than you ever did
01:11:55if he's so great
01:11:56when's an old timer like you still going here serving tapes
01:12:00come on man
01:12:01don't just stand there
01:12:02serve us
01:12:03i want
01:12:05hot tea
01:12:07jeez
01:12:18you trying to sculpt me
01:12:20are you satisfied now
01:12:31that's better
01:12:32drink up dear
01:12:34ouch
01:12:36this huge diamond ring makes it hard to lift my hand
01:12:40check out my engagement ring from mark
01:12:43it's whopping two carats
01:12:45i heard your wedding ring was
01:12:48a freebie that came with some furniture shopping
01:12:53wasn't it
01:12:54wow
01:12:55good for you
01:12:57and when you guys eventually split
01:12:59you will get a nice chunk of change from selling this treasure
01:13:04don't stoop their level
01:13:07you
01:13:08go and get the steaks ready in ten minutes
01:13:10else
01:13:11i'll be reporting you
01:13:12i said
01:13:13half an hour when you ordered
01:13:15then
01:13:16figured it out
01:13:18wait
01:13:20top off my water
01:13:21mary
01:13:27mary
01:13:28you owe me a proper meal
01:13:29i refrain from stabbing those two for your job's sake
01:13:32aubry
01:13:36why are you waitressing
01:13:38we're not really married
01:13:39what i do is none of your business
01:13:43let's go
01:13:44the advertisers are waiting
01:13:45keep an eye on her
01:13:50make sure nobody messes with her
01:13:51i'm not her agent
01:13:53but she's my wife
01:13:54at least on paper
01:13:55okay guys if you don't need anything else
01:13:57i'm gonna head out and change shifts
01:13:59oh my god
01:14:01my ray
01:14:02it's gone
01:14:04since you're the only one serving us
01:14:06i suspect you stole my ray
01:14:08just because you're a bitch
01:14:10doesn't mean everyone is
01:14:11i wouldn't even want to touch the stuff you've worn
01:14:14let alone steal it
01:14:16then now it won't help
01:14:18it's only you somewhere
01:14:22see
01:14:24this is proof
01:14:25i'm gonna have you
01:14:31fired
01:14:32no way
01:14:33you're framing me on purpose
01:14:40got it
01:14:41get the restaurant owner over here for me
01:14:55so
01:14:59there's no value
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